#and have a smoke and think about the movie

[kelin-is-writing]

fwb!touya who despite your agreement on not necessarily having to stop seeing other peoples, has deleted the contacts of the two or three girls he used to occasionally hook up with, when you weren’t around, the moment you two had started your relationship and everytime he crosses paths with them at school he barely even acknowledges their existence. why? ohh that’s because the moment you, the girl he desires on a soul-type of level, has agreed to be in all this with him touya’s eyes haven’t been able to look away from you, not even for a split second.

fwb!touya who a mere call or text for you telling him how much you miss and want to see him, is enough to make him skip practices with his rock band only to run over to your place and spend time with you. be it doing homework, watching movies or those weird reality shows that secretly pique his interest, playing games that usually end up in heated makeout sessions, you putting on nail polish while he styles your hair, cooking together, napping together, having sex four or five times. just you two basically being all over each others at any given occasion. touya wanted you close to him as much as possible and he was going to have exactly that.

fwb!touya who keeps telling himself you two are just ‘friends with benefits’ but from time to time he finds himself playing the guitar, compose and writes songs while thinking about you. he would’ve never wanted to admit it, for the moment, but you’ve been his muse since the first day you guys meet and the major reason for it was your smile, your laugh, your voice… that beautiful spark in your eyes whenever you looked at him… it made his heart warm up and a pleasing emptiness take over his stomach… shit… this wasn’t good at all, he was going into a dangerous territory right there and it wasn’t supposed to happen.

fwb!touya who has never marked any girl he’s sleep with before nor has he ever permitted them to mark him, because he has never felt the need to do that with his past flings; yet it took only one week, three days, fourteen hours, thirty-two minutes and twenty-six seconds in your relationship to make him go around the campus proudly, a shit-eating grin on his face, with your glossy lipstick imprint onto the side of his neck right where everyone could see it while you walked around with his teethes’ mark on your neck; a statement dedicated to everybody in the school that told all of them he is yours and you are his.

fwb!touya who never holds back from showing off to everyone your close relationship. you could be talking to a classmate and he would walk up to you surrounding your waist with an arm, pulling you flush against his side, and ask genuinely curious and interested what you guys were talking about while leaning his cheek against your head as he hummed along to the explanation you gave him with that voice of yours that is as beautiful as you are, completely smitten and mesmerized. once you were talking with another classmate of yours, that was assigned as a committee with you for a school festival, about some preparations when he came up to you ignoring the other person’s presence and just fixing his intense gaze on you while asking if everything was alright and if you needed any help while delicately moving a strand of hair behind your ear and then rest it gently on the back of your head to let you know that it was fine to lean on him whenever things became too much.

fwb!touya who keeps telling you and himself that the two of you are just ‘friends with benefits’, but the way he fucks you, talks to you and overall treats you are far from being those of an actual ‘friends with benefits’ and he doesn’t notice until a random guy who’s a schoolmate of you two and fan of his band starts asking him about you, throws glances your way, tries (but fails) to flirt with you and touya is watching over you two seething as he smokes by the fences outside the school’s building, tomura being the one who makes him notices that he’s clenching his jaw so hard they can hear his teethes scratching together. it’s right then that he realizes that the reason he had suggested all that thing between you two wasn’t only because he was attracted to you, but because he has been in love with you the whole time since the start of your friendship.

#boku no academia #my hero academia #bnha #mha #dabi #touya todoroki #bnha smut #mha smut #dabi smut #touya todoroki smut #bnha x reader smut #mha x reader smut #dabi x reader smut #touya todoroki x reader smut #fwb!touya #— ❥ kelwrites; #I’M BACK WITH ANOTHER FWB!TOUYA PIECE BECAUSE I WAS RECENTLY LISTENING TO A SONG AND IT INSPIRED ME ALL THESE #also you guys seem to like A LOT the previous piece i wrote about fwb!touya so i told my self ‘why not??? if peoples likes it!!’ #and yeah guys… fwb!touya is 1000‰ the type of fwb who’s BOUND to become a huge ass simp for you. that’s a fact actually. #he would be so in denial for the longest time EVVVER but that’s too late because it just comes naturally to him to act like a simp over you

[mcflymemes]

CHALLENGERS (2024) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary.

who says i want somebody to be in love with me?

i don't want to fuck you to prove a point.

fuck me because you want to.

are you gonna do it or not?

tastes even better than it looks.

i just told you i missed you.

i really want to kiss you right now, but i'm worried that if i try, you'll think i'm the worst friend in the world.

you know, it hurts me sometimes how little you believe in yourself.

decimate that little bitch.

let's be honest, you gotta feel bad for the kid.

you're not a spring chicken anymore.

dude. he's a pancake. you're gonna flatten him.

how's this feeling?

we're ready for you.

so obviously this isn't the result you wanted today.

you choked.

i don't want you to embarrass yourself.

i'm just a little rusty. it's a confidence thing.

get your fucking confidence back. i can't do it for you.

i'm so sick of you using this as an excuse to have a fucking meltdown.

you said we could watch a movie.

you're evil.

i'm gonna quiz you on it tomorrow.

sir, i don't know who you are.

i don't think we have much more to talk about.

i haven't spoken to you in five years.

i was just taking a little nap.

move, or i'm calling the cops.

you were really something back then, huh?

we always talked about how amazing it would be to win this together.

i'm a crazy person.

any predictions about how that's going to go?

can you do me a favor? can you not, like... demolish me tomorrow?

shut the fuck up.

if it matters to you so much, i can just give it to you.

i need it to look like i really beat you.

don't guilt me with your dying grandmother.

she's the hottest woman i've ever seen.

you were... fucking incredible.

baby, we've got to get going.

i'm not going to that party.

are you that threatened by me?

we can't both just go in there, dicks swinging.

i'd let her fuck me with a racket.

hey, do you smoke?

of course they will remember you.

see, that's your problem. you think you're like an artist or something.

you just want to win because you love it when people tell you how talented you are.

are you on facebook?

i told you tennis was boring.

you just got this crazy look on your face.

are you on a date?

i don't kiss and tell.

why did you want to have dinner with me?

i think you might be the worst friend in the world.

i didn't know you were so concerned about my feelings.

of course you still have a thing for her.

we just had what i'm assuming is the best sex of our lives.

i fucked your brains out?

what do you think you need? a cheerleader? a fuck buddy? a girlfriend?

you're talented, you're charming, and you've got a big dick.

excuse me for inconveniencing you.

don't expect to sleep here tonight.

stop going easy on me.

i'll be whatever you need me to be. i'll fuck off if you want me to.

i need you here, actually.

you're referring to when i declared my love for you.

you're not in love with me anymore?

i've been dreaming about this for five years.

i'm gonna propose something to you, and it's gonna make you angry. it's gonna make you very angry. but you have to hear me out, okay?

i'm finally ready to listen to you.

how dare you fucking ask me that.

do you think it's cute what you're doing? do you think it's funny?

that's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard.

i've always wanted you.

you didn't do anything to me. i did it all to myself.

i think i've reached the limit of my willingness to have this conversation with you.

do you understand how embarrassing it is that you're here?

you've never beaten me.

tell me it doesn't matter.

will you just hold me?

i'm not here to fuck you.

i miss watching you play. you were so beautiful.

#challengers #mcflymemes #rp prompt #rp meme #rp memes #roleplay memes #roleplay prompt #rp starters #ask meme #ask memes #roleplay meme #sentence starter #sentence starters #sentence starter prompt #roleplay inbox prompts #rp inbox meme #inbox prompt #inbox meme #look at me making memes left and right today

[lilyystarr]

hmm what are your some of your barty hcs? literally about anything i love love love that man

thank you so much for asking !! i also rlly rlly love barty

so i mentioned this not long ago but i feel like hes lowkey genderfluid. he has no connection to any gender or pronouns and he isn't bothered by what you call him, its all pretty "meh, whatever"

he barks at ppl :/ he started doing it ironically in like 5th year to rando's then he started doing it unironically to ppl he or his friends dont like.

he likes sour lollies :D the skittles think its so gross cuz he'll down like a packet of war heads then complain that he burnt his tongue. he never learns his lesson tho, maybe cuz he's a bit of a masochist

he. cannot. dance. like that white boy is so lanky and spindly but he insists on dancing anyway

he got so excited when evan first called him b. it made him all giddy and eeee and he was like obsessed cuz it just itched his brain so well, maybe bc it's not smth his father gets called, maybe its cuz he gives all of his friends nicknames and that was the first time someones given him one !! (barty doesnt count) and and and!!!

speaking of nicknames he likes calling evan, rosie

he has so many stick and pokes :( and they're shitty, stupid and faded but he refuses to get them covered or anything professionally bc memories and shi

he was that kid to moan in the middle of class and act like its the funniest thing ever

so many piercings, jesus christ. too many (not rlly its fine). hes got his ears filled with piercings, snake bites, stretched ears, dick piercing. he has it all.

i’ve also said this before but he vapes rather then smokes. he likes to find the grossest flavours like pickles, cheesecake ice

umm i could go on but most if this is just small little things that dont rlly matter lmao

also does anyone have any thoughts abt the tongue flick canon barty does in the movies? do u think its tourettes or ?

#barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #he bites #slytherin skittles #bcj #barty hc #barty crouch jr hc #barty crouch jr headcanon #the marauders #marauders #evan rosier #marauders era #lily’s asks

[youreaclownnow]

Ppl: you don't seem autistic

Me, who has a highly specific every month routine revolving around 1 particular movie:

#i have a meter in my brain that measures CCA levels. when it gets low the routine kicks in automatically #this occurs every 3-5 weeks like clockwork ever since i first watched it #and my specific routine is this: go out for smoke or eat an edible ahead of time #make a comfort food of sorts it has to be a Safe Food i did it once with regular food and it just felt Wrong #get a massive helping of said food we eat like kings when we watch CCA #sit down and press play #proceed to eat lots of scrumptious food and watch the best movie ever #then afterwards #once the movie is done and yes we sit through the entirety of beyond the time #then go sit on the porch (yes it has to be the porch not the deck) #and have a smoke and think about the movie #and usually end up tweeting or blogging about it also #its so funny to me that i do this but i cannot seem to stop and its great entertainment so i will keep doing it

[wishingly-mesh]

Hellooooo symas faaans!! Rise and shine teehee, it’s a good day to be alive!!!

Tomas is so fun to draw…

#mk1 #mk1 fanart #mortal kombat fanart #mortal kombat 1 #Tomas vrbada #mk1 tomas vrbada #mk1 reptile #mk1 syzoth #syzoth #syzoth x tomas #tomas x syzoth #symas #mk smoke #Mk1 smoke #mk syzoth #mk reptile #THE SILLIEEES!! #Sorry for the angst #I was watching that gay cowboy movie while drawing this #If I have to think about how Syzoth will outlive tomas #Then you all have too to #I refuse to be the only one #Immortal x mortal ships my beloved #Syzoth isn’t immortal but yknow what I mean #Two guys who can never seem to keep their family’s #Teehee

[milf-harrington]

i keep seeing people say "oh eddie would be x in a modern au" "eddie would be y in a modern au" and im ???

a modern day eddie would still be a metalhead dnd player who's probably read the LoTR triology more than once; he'd just also own all the movies and know a bunch of useless trivia about the actual filming and production.

he'd probably still be a drug dealer, still gets held back a year in high school, probably has a second hand phone with a cracked screen that he only uses to listen to music, skips class because his teachers don't like him, runs a dnd club either in the drama room or the art room, either forges notes to get out of phys ed or just doesn't show up, he strikes me as someone who enjoys the process of burning music onto cd's so he probably has a bunch of mixtapes in his glove box and steve would hate driving with him bc his car wouldn't have an AUX port or anything so he'd either have to listen to the radio or eddie's music

a modern day eddie would still be eddie, he'd just have the luck of getting to experience all the nerdy shit that comes out after the 80's and also modern technology

#it just always catches me off guard bc i guess i just don't understand why people think he'd be any different?? #things that still exist today: metalheads + dungeons & dragons + kids getting bullied for being weird #eddie munson #he probably gets dragged into ZiNG ever weekend by the kids and he acts all put out about it but he always leaves w new dnd stuff #idk what the american equivalent of ZiNG is so you get the australian pop culture nerd store instead fjkdh #i can imagine him working somewhere like Sanity (another australian store; this one sells music/movies/books about music/boardgames) #he'd still smoke and play guitar and sew patches onto his battle vest and wear his hair long #idk why im so fixated on this but just!! you don't have to completely change a character to adapt them to a modern setting

[tricoufamily]

was cleaning out my 10000000000000 render folders bc it's getting ridiculous and realized i want all of my old ygyth renders on this blog look at them go here they come!

#also found two i never finished and forgot about 🏃‍♂️ #linking the playlist like look there have been so many of these things all the captions come from there just go #i think my /best/ render objectively is probably my blood sports movie posters but these are all so so dear to me <3 they're my favorites #and some of you KNOW how much i love the blood sports movie posters and it's still not as much as i love these lmao #ts4 #ts4 render #ts4 edit #the sims 4 #smoking tw #ygyth

[transmasccum]

Thinking about how I'd literally do anything he asked if a guy in a nice suit made me kneel in front of him in my own ratty boy clothes and wait for him to finish his cigarette while I'm just drooling waiting for him to finally take his cock out so I can blow him.

#.txt #sorry to always have a constant suit and smoking kink I genuinely think it's from being born in 2000. #like spending years hearing SMOKING IS BAD and it being suddenly gone from movies but everything older than me has characters smoking 24/7 #the suit one might relate to that idk how though. figuring that one out still #also I'm super into just wearing my jeans and T-shirt and a guy being super into it. idk. something about being both obviously masculine AND #inferior to him..... hmmmm

[writeouswriter]

Hmm brain just conjured up another fictional little guy; at this rate, I am eventually going to run out of room to accommodate all of these fictional little guys, they will have to find a motel or something

#writing #writeblr #writer things #his name is tommy because that is the first name that came to my head #dark curly hair tanned skin hooked nose and dimples and dark eyes #an easygoingness and just genuine passion about him that's contagious #he may be a mechanic and wears loose oversize clothing a too long red button up with the sleeves rolled up #he smokes more out of habit and boredom than wanting to do it he hates it #he's got that classic awkward nerdy but strangely appealing best friend in a movie or show kind of vibe to him #except instead of being in that standard best friend role he is currently trying to usurp the role of love interest in my mind in the vague #new wip i had been thinking about making #though maybe i should make a new wip as this other wip is already new and has different vibes but... #i have made three new wips in the span of the last few days i am not making another i am not i am not #shoe meet horn #he's also mentally ill and the narrative is going to be f*cking normal about it #alright maybe i'll make a new wip #god am i going to make a new wip #my other brand new characters staring at me as i barely even got them off the ground yet like really come on dude #but don't worry oh god I remembered a 4th wip from the past two weeks don't worry bennett i haven't forgotten you #and the several hundred others up there #hmmm thinking about tossing him into a scifi #yes he looks suspiciously similar to some of my other ocs but different maybe i'm pulling a t*m b*rton #and hiring the same actor for all my movies

[icewindandboringhorror]

examining a seemingly normal image only to slowly realize the clear signs of AI generated art.... i know what you are... you cannot hide your true nature from me... go back where you came from... out of my sight with haste, wretched and vile husk

#BEGONE!!! *wizard beam blast leaving a black smoking crater in the middle of the tumblr dashboard* #I think another downside to everyone doing everything on phone apps on shitty tiny screens nowadays is the inability to really see details #of an image and thus its easier to share BLATANTLY fake things like.. even 'good' ai art has pretty obvious tells at this point #but especially MOST of it is not even 'good' and will have details that are clearly off or lines that dont make sense/uneven (like the imag #of a house interior and in the corner there's a cabinet and it has handles as if it has doors that open but there #are no actual doors visible. or both handles are slightly different shapes. So much stuff that looks 'normal' at first glance #but then you can clearly tell it's just added details with no intention or thought behind it. a pattern that starts and then just abruptly #doesn't go anywhere. etc. etc. ) #the same thing with how YEARS ago when I followed more fashion type blogs on tumblr and 'colored hair' was a cool ''''New Thing''' instead #of being the norm now basically. and people would share photos of like ombre hair designs and stuff that were CLEARLY photoshop like #you could LITERally see the coloring outside of the lines. blurs of color that extend past the hair line to the rest of the image #or etc. But people would just share them regardless and comment like 'omg i wish I could do this to my hair!' or 'hair goallzzzz!! i #wonder what salon they went to !!' which would make me want to scream and correct them everytime ( i did not lol) #hhhhhhggh... literally view the image on anything close to a full sized screen and You Will SEe #I don't know why it's such a pet peeve of mine. I think just as always I'm obsessed with the reality and truth of things. most of the thing #that annoy me most about people are situations in which people are misinterpreting/misunderstanding how something works or having a misconc #eption about somehting thats easily provable as false or etc. etc. Even if it's harmless for some random woman on facebook to believe that #this AI generated image of a cat shaped coffee machine is actually a real product she could buy somewhere ... I still urgently #wish I could be like 'IT IS ALL AN ILLUSION. YOU SEE???? ITS NOT REALL!!!!! AAAAA' hjhjnj #Like those AI shoes that went around for a while with 1000000s of comments like 'omg LOVE these where can i get them!?' and it's like YOU #CANT!!! YOU CANT GET THEM!!! THEY DONT EXIST!!! THE EYELETS DONT EVEN LINE UP THE SHOES DONT EVEN #MATCH THE PATTERNS ARE GIBBERISH!! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THEY ARE NOT REAL!??!!' *sobbing in the rain like in some drama movie* #Sorry I'm a pedantic hater who loves truth and accuracy of interpretation and collecting information lol #I think moreso the lacking of context? Like for example I find the enneagram interesting but I nearly ALWAYS preface any talking about it #with ''and I know this is not scientifically accurate it's just an interesting system humans invented to classify ourselve and our traits #and I find it sociologically fascinating the same way I find religion fascinating'. If someone presented personality typing information wit #out that sort of context or was purporting that enneagram types are like 100% solid scientific truth and people should be classified by the #unquestionaingly in daily life or something then.. yeah fuck that. If these images had like disclaimers BIG in the image description somewh #re like 'this is not a real thing it's just an AI generated image I made up' then fine. I still largely disagree with the ethics behind AI #art but at least it's informed. It's the fact that people just post images w/o context or beleive a falsehood about it.. then its aAAAAAA

[katya-goncharov]

i just did something a bit stupid :/

#basically i was really bored so when i went to the supermarket i thought ooh! how about i try a vape just to see what it's like #(i have literally never smoked or done ANYTHING like that before and i'm 25 now so i was just feeling nosey) #only then i realised i have no idea how to vape so i had to google it (embarrassing!) and i think i did it wrongly because it kept making m #cough and now i feel really dizzy and i had to lie down and i feel like some dumb teenager in a high school movie on peer pressure or #something. except it's literally just me. on my own. in my mid-twenties. and i don't even think vapes are cool or want to be the kind #of person who vapes at ALL. i just felt nosey and had nothing better to do #anyway. i hope the dizziness doesn't last and i shan't be doing that again #so yeah that' how my evening is going :/

[gooeykit]

the only IPs i want to play with are ben 10, reboot and popeye BASED ON THE FUNDEMENTALS of them being disrespected by their own continuations and reboots....... TEEN ERA BEN 10 WAS NOTHING BUT DC/MARVEL RIPOFFS TO THE POINT OF CHANGING IDEAS THAT ROCKED INTO SHIT THAT SUCKED. SEASON 4 OF REBOOT SUCKED NGL AND WAS CANCELLED MIDWAY THRU. POPEYE DESERVES TO BE IN THE MODERN EYE AND IT NOT BE LIKE YOIUTUBE KIDS BS.

#i could go on about all of these legit. my secret fourth thing is the smoggies purely for fun. #i dont like calling my stuff fanfic bc i feel fanfic doesnt adhere very well at all nor does it emulate any property what it was inspired b #but i do have my own stories i've woven #except popeye i think that i need to read more the comics first #both mainframe's movie and what i assume gendy tartakovsky is making 4 popeye actually focussed too much on him being a sailor #not enough random shit and slapstick #popeye isnt usually sailing in the comics or the cartoons #but its still an important facet of his character that he's a sailor #AND THAT HE SMOKES #i would bring back the tobacco pipe

[skitskatdacat63]

I know it would literally never happen, but whenever the speculation of who the next James Bond will be comes up, I can only think about how I would sell my soul to get a butch lesbian James Bond 😣

#cause people are always arguing against having a female 007 bcs it would change too much #okay so why not just swap her gender and change nothing else 😌 #i realized when writing this post tho that my one oc is literally my concept for a lesbian james bond 😭 #butch lesbian womanizer who wears suits all the time and smokes/drinks too much and loves money and weapons #i think about this every once in a while and i want it so badly but it will literally never happen #please she would be so masc and cool and sexy #i dont know if i necessary like the idea of making a new chara to be 007 #but like....female James Bond but nothing else changes 👀 #im trying to fall asleep and i can only envision various scenes from casino royale but w my version of james bond #pls she could be jamie bond!!! #sorry this is completely random and probably nonsensical but it haunts me so often #every time i rewatch casino royale im like man...espionage movies are cool! and then start fantasizing about female james bond #the names bond. jamie bond. #maybe i will draw it sometime #just not sure how id design her bcs as i said my brain cant help but be a bit stuck on my oc that fits pretty well #but seriously. they wouldnt even have to change anything! #like they have all the jokey pun names for women...guess what. even more opportunities #but like gahhhhhh i think about a masc woman in the bond movies ive watched and im like wow i would enjoy this movie substantially more! #like the shower scene in casino royale........ #i cant even rly bring myself to watch bond movies older than the daniel craig ones bcs the objectification and misogyny bothers me too much #but imagining a masc woman in their place 👀 i am on board! #imagining her with bond girls 😳😳😳😳😳 #sorry again: super random but it is late please forgive me #catie.rambling.txt

[miercolaes]

i've chosen mental health and this is your sign to do the same! if you can take a break from something that isn't urgent, please do it! it's the best thing you can do for yourself. we all go through different things right now as i've noticed and it'll all be okay in the end. but please take care of your mental and physical health! take a break, don't do anything for a day or read your favorite book or watch your favorite movie / tv show. trust me, you earned it. there are better times ahead and even if you think they're not, if you're reading this, i manifest it for you! speaking of which, if anything good happens to you after reading this, feel free to tell me in private or anon. i'd love to hear about what made happy!

#♱ vero stfu. #i take 4 days away from uni shit and it's the equivalent of a two week long trip to the beach in my head #and here's how i think about it in case ur mind tells you you don't have the time for it or any other excuse #if you did everything as you were supposed to until now you earned the treat #do something for yourself and find ways to relax #i promise you deserve it #that special drink of yours? you earned it. #your comfort movie or tv show? you earned it go watch it #i forgot for a moment there how important it is to take care of ur noggin #also rumor has it if you use it too much you might fry it and smoke comes out of your ears and shit #ps i really do manifest all the good things to you #(this is also an experiment bc it worked twice in past month and i want to think i can manifest good things for amazing ppl like u)

[medicinemane]

Actually here's a true example of where it's like bro you have the moral backbone of wet putty

He got banned in destiny 2 and he thought it was unjust, and I forget the details, but I was inclined to agree

He swore a blood feud with them, he'd never play again... then like a week later he rebought every last bit of content for it, and like was playing it last night complaining that he didn't think this latest season had much content... but my man... you're still playing it and giving them money... despite the fact you're not enjoying it and also the fact you said you'd never buy it again

I don't think you really get to say "well if a game's good people'll play it no matter what", cause you're just the Spider's Georg of playing every game even if it sucks ass

#decent person but like... no fucking sense and a super edgy side #I both like him well enough; like he's the only person who actually helped me move; but also this is why I often limit how much we talk #...actually legit a lot of it is the more weed he smokes the more dr dumbass comes out #cause I was gonna say you can have some pretty good conversations with him... #but then I realized almost all of those times were when he was trying to quit smoking weed #I like stoners well enough; and there's plenty of people who weed doesn't really change them up that much #but man are their some people where it just brings out their dumbass side a lot #though also like this guy has smoked so much that he often does stuff like dabs because a bowl just doesn't even really get him high #and this is what I mean; like he's both very smart because he'll be talking about like the butane used with dabs being bad for you #as he's doing exactly what he's saying is a bad idea #and he's not the kind of stoner who just kind of becomes a lump when he's high; which I've known some (who also smoked nonstop) #(like literally when he was home he never was without a loaded bowl and he'd hit it pretty much any chance he got; literally) #so this guy; he stays coherent... but the more I think about it the more I realize his dipshit side is strongly correlated with being high #to armchair psychoanalyze; he apparently get beat up in school a lot when he was younger #so he kind of developed his 'I'll fuck with anything' side to his personality #which I think is where a lot of his stupid edgy humor is from #and I think that side is who comes out when he's high #...doesn't matter #he's a decent person; but he's also a fucking moron and it's like man... shut you idiot mouth and just play your stupid shit #you think that ai generated 'what if futurama was an 80's movie' is super cool; you don't get opinions

[devilsskettle]

annie is the best classic slasher movie First Girl to me because she pulls on my heartstrings the most, she really just wants to go do her job and doesn’t believe rumors and ghost stories and i think she’s totally reasonable given the time period and the job like of course nowadays nobody hitchhikes but back then that wasn’t seen as such a big deal, she just expects a fun summer it’s literally tragic that she get killed before she even gets to the camp

#friday the 13th #like i think she’s one of the examples people use #to be like ‘oh look horror movie characters are stupid so they’re being punished for being stupid’ #but she’s just idealistic and young and a product of the 70s/early 80s #and like this is her dream! she wants to work with children! she really believes in that! it’s honestly the most compelling part of the film #leave her alone #like the ‘final girl’ doesn’t follow any of the classic ‘final girl’ rules anyway #she’s having an affair and she drinks and smokes weed and plays stip poker (gasp! scandalous!) #but like seriously she doesn’t follow ANY of the ‘scream rules’ #because the ‘scream rules’ really are generalizations #and not Inherent To The Slasher Genre #anyway that’s a chip on my shoulder about it