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annashipper · 6 years

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Megapost 2 - 31st of August 2018

Nonny Nr. 1: Clockwork (LOL)! Pissed, sour, arrogant and looking preggo. I'm really about to give up, not on skeptics but on trying to find him excuses. He really looks more and more complicit of this shit.

Anna: Oh, I’m way past finding Ben excuses. As I’ve said countless times before, I firmly believe he’s been on the steering wheel since March of 2016 :o)

Nonny Nr. 2: Can I say this is getting boring? If he's so careful to keep his private life private, why on Earth bringing his visibly pregnant wife with him? They could easily keep the pregnancy hidden and simply announce the baby's birth... unless, of course, he needs the extra-attention for his career well-being. YAWN.

Anna: His “demure”, “pregnant” wife who recently hurt her foot, but endures it all because she’s a trooper Nonny. There’s a reason he was calling her heroic two years back ;o)

Nonny Nr. 3: I dare them to go for pregnancy number 4, 5, and 6 in her forties because that’s really common. *sarcasm She’s also got the triangular belly back! And wasn’t her belly hardly noticeable on the recent fortune IG pix?

Anna: The more pregnancies we get to document whenever Ben has a project that’s being released on cinemas and needs a boost in publicity, the more realistic said pregnancies look Nonny.

Especially considering the pictures we got on the 24th of June with Weirdo looking like she’d drunk an extra cup of tea, then the pics we got of her from her friend’s private instagram account this week, where she looks like she’s drunk the same extra cup of tea again, and the triangular belly of much smooshiness and popped bellybutton we got yesterday.

So realistic, much inconsistent.

Nonny Nr. 4: "has a kids movie to promote shortly and BOOM, there she is, preggers"--No. I'm not sure what the reasoning is for this one or the 2nd one, but this isn't for The Grinch. That doesn't make sense. Way too early plus the focus audience will not care. Neither the 2nd or 3rd pregnancies occured at a time where the pregnancy would be useful to the promo at hand, and you get less attention after the 1st one to boot. TL DR there's nothing for this to sell.

Anna: I don’t think it’s too early Nonny. We’re about a fortnight away from the Emmys, so it’s perfect timing to get people to start paying attention for a big reveal at the Emmys red carpet. That would ensure Ben some free publicity and cute family-friendly topics of conversation for The Grinch promo tour, which should start about a fortnight after the Emmys (the movie’s being released in the US on the 8th of November).

Perfect timing I would say ;o)

Nonny Nr. 5: You’re right you really CAN set a watch to these times pregnancies can’t you. Literally every. Single. Time. It’s the beginning of Promotion his happens, even if we have them running to the gym a couple weeks ago w her slim as a rail. My god

Anna: It’s a shame that Ben didn’t have any movies to promote for theatre release last year Nonny. A missed opportunity to add to the CumberBatch of boys if I ever saw one...

@jazziesb: BC’s got a lot of serious issues in his life, now a third fake kid. It makes me sometimes really annoyed that BC keeps pretending to have kids who don’t exist and that SH wears her fake belly again. From what we saw in their interactions and behaviour towards each other SH can never really be pg, and I find it almost impossible for them to have had any kind of intercourse that would have produced real kids. All that makes me run up the wall sometimes. How can they be so stupid to think they can get away with it for even more years? Why does nobody publish these lies and make them all come out for people to see? Hollywood is full of fake relationships, but not many of them lasted this long.

Anna: I disagree with most of your observations @jazziesb, except for the “Weirdo could never have been pregnant” part.

@mysticalmaniac: I called it, I really did call it when I saw the "work-out" top that was wrinkled above the waist, but stretched taut across her abdomen. Then there's the twitter video from last night? That was the Oscar bump if I'm not mistaken. I don't know why there's a kerfuffle about this, this is going to be very entertaining. We've already got the wine glass JUST LIKE the first fake, aw, she's such a silly sow, she doesn't learn (or she does it to wipe it in the faces of his fans/nans). Pop the popcorn.

Anna: I don’t see any kerfuffle @mysticalmaniac, but I do see the pop corn, and it’s staring right back at me ;o)

Fat Nosed Anon: 🙄💤 colour me surprised, Anna. What shocked me more is that it's been almost two years since the last time they shared a growing bump (or 'bump') with the world. Time flies and I still haven't won the lottery despite playing :o/ (should choose :o/ FNA as the fat noses seem to be more in fashion that I'd thought). Good job that somebody 'leaked ' the privately private so very maternal pictures in advance :o) As the weekend is getting closer, have a great one!

Anna: Colour me unimpressed Fat Nosed Anon ;o)

Have a wonderful weekend! I’m starting it with a bang, since I’m going out with a group of friends for drinks tonight, and then I’m planning to go for a swim at least once this weekend, cause the heat is unbearable again on my side of the screen.

JT Anon: Personally I’ll never stop laughing over her slim enviable figure from a few weeks ago to this but hey clockwork like you said

Anna: If you’re looking for realism and consistency, you’ve tuned into the wrong showmance JT :P

Mom Anon: On gettyimages, there is NO pic of them at all so far. I think Ben should really have gone to the Jaegre LeCoultre RC, if he remains invisible for the main stream, he might as well have stayed home.

Anna: I haven’t been able to find any pics of Ben, Weirdo or Adam on any of the pap sites I keep track of Mom Anon. So ... no official red carpet walks I guess.

He did go to the party after The Favourite premiere, and had a chat with the cast, but I don’t see Weirdo in the background. LINK (thanks to @ptskeptonanny for sending me so many social media post links today by the way. You’re awesome!)

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casquecest · 7 years

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Tagged by the inimitable @sl-walker, I present to you:

TWENTY FACTS

about me: Nic!

The facts I’m about to reveal are not at all influenced by the ones sl-walker did

1. I wanted to be a volcanologist as a kid. It was one of my earliest obsessions, and I was especially enamoured with the eruption of Mt Vesuvius in 79 AD. I was finally able to make it to Pompeii in 2007, and it was a dream nearly twenty years in the making come true. I wish I had had more time to explore; I’ll make it back one of these days.

2. I tend to mimic accents as I hear them. I don’t mean to, but it happens (and now I live in an area with a very distinctive accent, so it’s kind of ridiculous), although I never really fell in with the St Louis accent (where I was born and raised), which tends to be a bit nasal and ORs magically become ARs (”I lived off highway farty-far a majarity of my life”).

3. I was selected to be in the choir of the Missouri Ambassadors of Music in 2002, which basically meant I got to go bum around Europe for a couple weeks and sing in empty churches with a slew of people from all around Missouri. Our time in Austria marked the first time I got slightly drunk in memory (two-year-old me apparently got sloshed on the last warm dregs from Budweiser bottles revelers left on the pool deck at a party. Pure class).

4. I used to draw and write every single day. Not so much these days. I should really get back on that.

5. I was held up at gunpoint in 2009 while sitting on my front stoop in St Louis. Consequently, I’ve no real desire to interact with revolvers again (I thought I was cool, but a month or so after I got robbed, I was riding around with my dad and he asked me to get something out of the glove box, and a gun came tumbling out when I opened it, and I was just <=o. So, yeah, not as chill as I thought). I crashed at my friend’s place that night, and we had an awesome photo shoot in which we dressed up as Soviet soldiers, and I played the world’s smallest violin for my plight.

6. I was at Game 5 of the 2006 World Series in which the Cardinals won =D =D =D. I slept on the outfield at Busch Stadium that year as well (and I went to Opening Day, too). That was the year that Ozzie Smith sat down next to me at the bar, we chatted, and he said “[I] really knew [my] baseball.”

7. I’m wicked good with years (like knowing when things occurred, as well as when movies and music were released). It comes in terribly handy at trivia.

8. I lived in London when I was 20. I moved there knowing no one, with just a suitcase and $2000 in traveller’s cheques, which didn’t go terribly far since the exchange rate was awful for someone coming from the US (but I fully recognise it’s a lot more money than most people have), and it was the best thing I’ve done for myself, while also being among the worst because I think I’m constantly trying to recapture the feeling I had there - the freedom, the possibility. I’ve been kind of restless since, which is also a good and bad thing.

9. I can pop my limbs out of socket. Though my thighs don’t disengage from my hips quite like they used to, I regularly sit with my arms out of socket.

10. When I was little, I thought you pretty much got to choose if you became a man or a woman. Like, I pretty much thought that if I wanted it hard enough, I could magically grow a dick as I got older. That, or in my next incarnation, I’d be a boy, and I couldn’t wait.

11. When I was about five or so, my mum was watching me in the bath and had to pee. It was the first time I’d seen pubes, and I was aghast. “WHAT HAPPENED?! WHY DO YOU HAVE HAIR THERE?!” “It happens when you get older.” “That’s gross. It won’t happen to me.” “It will.” “No, it won’t. I won’t let it.” I was also very determined that I would not grow boobs.

I grew giant boobs, and I have pubes. Life has been a continual disappointment to little Nic’s expectations of her body.

12. My first vague memory is of my Aunt Cheryl giving me a stool with my name in removable blocks on it when I was about one. More concretely, I remember when my brother was born when I was two, going to see him at the hospital, and calling him “baby doctor”.

13. When I was about four or five, we lived with my grandparents while we were building a house, and my grandfather would take us around the yard (which was huge - about five acres - and full of hills). There was a tree in the front yard where I decided Alvin & the Chipmunks lived. There was a large stump in the back, my grandfather pointed it out to me, and said, “That’s where I found you.” Found me? What? I hadn’t been lost recently. I hadn’t been round that stump with Grandpa before. What did he mean? He told me a tale of a dark and stormy night, and him finding a large egg sat on that stump, which he brought inside, kept warm, and a bit later out I hatched. I was livid. “I DIDN’T HATCH!” “Yes, you did. Like a little birdie” “NO! I’M NOT A BIRD, I’M A PERSON!!!!”

I don’t necessarily know what that proves or means in my development, but I feel it’s indicative of something.

14. My first car was a 1995 T-Top Camaro. There was a lot of space behind the backseat that served no real purpose, so I would decorate it seasonally. I loved the fuck out of that car, but, sadly, it was totalled in a head-on collision in January of 2001. I’ve had my current car since April 2001.

15. Speaking of decorating things seasonally, for high school graduation, my friend gave me a life size Fabio standup, so when we moved into an apartment together two years later, Fabio came along. We’d dress him up for every holiday, and he would stand guard in front of the sliding glass door that led onto a small deck. Every time we would leave the apartment and walk in the alley that deck overlooked, we’d glance up, see Fabio’s silhouette, and it’d scare the ever-living fuck out of us. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

16. In 2006, I had an apartment with two of my friends, and, upon hearing Pluto had been demoted, we decided to drink to its memory on the fire escape. We sang songs for it, but our neighbours didn’t appreciate our form of mourning and called the cops on us.

17. I get a lot of compliments on my hair colour, but I’ve never been overly fond of it myself.

18. I was in a band in high school, and we made the cover of the local alternative weekly (The Riverfront Times, or RFT as it’s now known). They put a copy of it in my high school’s trophy case my senior year. I doubt it’s still there, but it was nice to walk by it on the way to lunch and be like, ‘dat me’.

19. I’m a published poet. I even got a trophy for my shitty little scrawl.

20. If I’ve not been drinking, I sleep four hours like clockwork.

#This is me #meme #my childhood!

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evannewman91 · 4 years

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