#and called the cops already

[uselessgaywhovian]

so how's everyone else's saturday night going

#the first time was in college #my poor choice of living in the 'party' apartment complex #that dude was like. practically non-verbally drunk. had to call an ambulance for him. #he eventually did wander his ass back to the correct apartment #which meant the cops broke up their party #rip #tonight i was just getting ready for bed #and i heard something thumping around #and thought it might be the neighborhood cats having an altercation #or maybe the neighborhood fox #which you would think would prevent people from letting their neighborhood cats run loose at night but no #sadly it was none of those things #it was a drunk guy #who was convinced that my house was actually his house #and was trying to let himself in #fortunately a neighbor had seen him wandering around in the street #and called the cops already #anyway i got myself one of those things that you jam under your doorknob #to brace your door so people can't get it open #10/10 best $40 i've spent #because my dumb ass forgot to lock the front door #but i did remember to put my brace up #and the dude did not get in #i should get a second one for my bedroom now that i'm paranoid #i should write the company a review

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 1 #prescription murder #columbo talking to his dog after finding a shoelace hanging out of his mouth #i always loved how she knows her rights and columbo still manages to trip her up. the show's message day fucking one: never talk to cops #doesn't matter how clever you think you are. don't try to talk your way out of anything #youre already fucked if you get visited by normal law enforcement. if you start seeing columbo you need to run and call alan dershowitz Now

[tsuga-of-mars]

Galladrabbles - uncle doughnuts

This week's @galladrabbles for the prompt pressure, uncle time

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Gallagher family dinner, relatively uneventful

... until Franny speaks up

"Okay I picked!" standing on her chair

"Picked what honey?" Mom looks confused

"Who's coming to school breakfast"

She scans each of her uncles' faces, did she pick them for 'doughnuts with daddy' ?

Uncle Lip, but he's already a daddy, and not hers

Uncle Carl, but he's a cop

Uncle Liam, but he'd insist on dressing up

Uncle Ian, but he'd tell her not to eat too many

Uncle Mickey, Yes!

"Uncle Mickey!"

All eyes on him, and Ian's stupid grin

It's a lot of pressure, but it's Franny

"Heck yeah"

#gallavich #mickey milkovich #galladrabbles #100 words #ian gallagher #ian x mickey #uncle mickey #Gallagher uncles #franny gallagher #I will never tire of uncle Mickey and Franny #The school should probably be more inclusive and call it something else but #for any already knows how cliche it would be to bring a cop to a donut breakfast 😆

[winslowat3am]

You prob won’t see this but hi! I follow you and your beautiful wife bc of your love for black women and life tips! I wanna share a story that happened yesterday where I was harassed in a gas station by an aggressive black male security guard and get nonblack poc feedback bc I no longer feel safe around black men and just curious to what advice or thoughts you have.

Last night I walked inside a pilot gas station to use the restroom where I wore a yellow camo track suit with the hood up bc I was cold. The security told me to take my hood down even tho there was no policy where I could see and followed me to the restroom door and called me out my name (I heard him thru the door), after I finished in the restroom I went to confront him at the register he was hiding behind where we got into a heated verbal exchange , I cussed him out amd I hurt his ego evidently bc he felt the need to follow me outside to escalate it but I outtalked him and got in my car. I never took my hood down. I went back in the gas station with a girlfriend for water after informing her of what happened where he then tried to make me remove my hood again and tried to encourage the women at the registers to refuse me service bc I wouldn’t remove my hood, we got into it again. He was aggressive, approached me slamming his hand on the counter, got loud, and sensitive bc I got the best of him twice verbally and in the end I still got the water and never took my hood down; the nice white lady at the register took my money from my friend who paid for it, the black woman at the register was a m@mmy. He nitpicked my outfit and physical appearance but ppl passing thru wore hoods and had pants hanging off their asses, tummy shirts, brought dogs in the store, but was never harassed like I was. I don’t have a problem following a policy but I won’t follow a policy when it’s enforced on me but no one else. So I called the police and they told me to file a complaint with corporate and see what I can do about it so I will be calling them in the morning. Did I mention the security tried to get me banned for trespassing just bc i didn’t back down and verbally whooped him?? LOLL!!! I’ll be carrying a switchblade from now on and learning to shoot a gun real soon!

Read my tags. I'm assuming you're a bw? It doesn't take all the hoodrat buffoonery Glocktavious displayed to ask someone to remove their hood. Talk to a lawyer, they'll help you go about prosecuting Dustavious the right way. So unprofessional. I hope this isn't a late response, I don't really check Tumblr lately or read every ask but yours grabbed my attention. You did the right thing! Always stand up for yourself. You're a savage for checking his ass. Never be afraid of a man, & keep a weapon on you. 👏👏👏👏Insecure, pussy "men" pick fights with women, they think being aggressive & loud intimidates you & they never prepare for a strong retort that shuts their shit down. My completely honest & straightforward unfiltered pov: We need to address the fact that the bullying of bw is a problematic behavior that is perpetuated by bm primarily (not all, but atp it's so common it might as well be). You'd be better off opening up your dating options to men outside of your race, tbh. (Be very selective & careful when itrl dating). Non-bm build their communities & protect their women. [Redacted] That's why I don't understand why some ww leave wm, who have privilege & power, for bm, who 9/10 don't have anything to offer except dick, kids & struggle love. Even when bm manage to have success it doesn't change their crusty ass mentality. I recently learned that a bw is killed by a bm every six hours. [Redacted] Bm are the only race of men who publicly bash, degrade & bully their race of women while praising, fetishizing & worshipping non-bw. But you can't expect men who hate themselves to love or value you. I see the bs bw have to deal with daily & it saddens me. I feel like they target bw cause they think it'll make them men & acceptable in the eyes of wm, it's embarrassing. [Redacted] I can't imagine treating my baby like that. [Redacted] I'll never post or reblog a "this is a safe space for everyone" post. It's not. I don't post for them. I don't want racists/colorists in my space where bw & woc tell me that they feel safe, seen & protected. I gatekeep my blog so that you're safe expressing your feelings here. I thought it was obvious since I never acknowledge bm but it needs to be said. I 100% agree with the bw advising bw to choose higher quality men. You should watch Cynthia G & Paris Milan on YouTube & other black women who cover domestic & racial topics, it's very educational & insightful, they offer a lot of perspective & I agree with so many points they make. [Redacted] The best advice I can give you is to run & never look back. Good luck. ❤️

#you can sue him personally for discrimination & verbal harassment & file a complaint with corporate #If you're banned from the store then you can have the cops get his information & press charges #once corporate finds out about the incident he'll more than likely lose his job #Make sure to stress that he intentionally embarrassed you by making a scene followed you to the bathroom & outside of the store in attempt #to escalate the situation he was highly aggressive & approached you & that you felt scared for your safety which caused emotional distress #those are super important details & ultimately where he fucked up #& if you're able to write down the date/time this occurred & have the camera footage obtained by police & your friends as witnesses #it'll help your case #The moment someone loses their cool & lowers themself even lower than they already are you already won #As you go through life the more jackasses you'll encounter & you'll become so immune that shit won't even anger you the way it used to #Speaking from experience #I don't see him living long cause losers who fuck with people & think being loud & ghetto gives them an upper hand never live a long life #toxic masculinity is a fear of strong women masked by a fraudulent superiority complex #he's corny asf if the only thing he could think to call you was ugly like what guy doesn't automatically run to that as an insult? #They even use it when they get rejected it's always that or 'bitch' cause they're sooo original #they're tiring #long post #ask

[sppacedoutman]

POV: Ace Frehley wants your ham sandwich and doesn’t plan on asking you for it verbally, anyway.

… is this based off a real image? Yes. Will you give him the sandwich? Maybe. Hopefully.

Is that Fan BingBing on his shirt? Yup.

#kiss #kiss band #kissfan #kiss fanart #kissblr #ace frehley fanart #space ace #ace frehley #fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #give him the sandwich already please #he will starve this is Ace abuse calling the cops #gaslight gatekeep sandwichboss

[sonknuxadow]

they werent lying that knuckles series barely has knuckles in it

#i pirated that shit Btw just so we're clear. also gonna talk about it a little bit in the tags #nothing too spoilery but also might not wanna read if you want to go in knowing absolutely nothing? idk #anyway he WAS a main character still he was present for a decent amount of the first couple episodes #but the amount of screentime he gets just starts dropping after that . hes barely there at all in the second half ??? #and it feels like theres a lot of scenes mostly focusing on wade and his problems and not near as many for knuckles and his whole deal #overall it feels more like a wade show with knuckles in it than a knuckles show with wade in it. which sucks #and human characters having plot relevance isnt the problem here i dont mind human characters at all i think they can be really fun #its the fact that the human characters are taking over the story and spotlight when the show is called knuckles #and all the marketing makes it look like knuckles is the main focus #and i also would have preferred if they just went with a differnet character to be knuckles' human friend #because i dont particulraly care about wade. and the knuckles (and sonic and tails) i know would not be friends with cops </3 #well at least the story wasnt knuckles training wade to be a better cop like a lot of people were expecting but thats like.the bare minimum #also aside from the issues relating to knuckles' screentime (or lack of screentime) i thought the ending was unsatisfying #regardless of all that though there WERE some parts i enjoyed or found kind of funny or whatever. because knuckles so cutesy as always #knuckles being a cute little guy is the most important part of the show actually #and i liked the parts with sonic tails and maddie even if they were only there for like 5 minutes #(i really wish those three had gotten more screentime. i feel like they could have easily worked in at least one more scene with them) #and its a minor thing but the opening sequence is cute. was honestly expecting just a title card or something #overall the show is just . kind of okay i guess. not the worst thing ive ever seen but still disappointing ? idk how to explain.. #my expectations also werent very high in the first place #so maybe im being a bit more generous than i would have been otherwise. idk #and i definitely would not recommend this to anyone who already dislikes the sonic movies . youll probably hate this more #like people who thought the human characters got too much screentime in the second movie would lose their minds if they saw this

[mintmatcha]

I feel really bad because I called the police on a driver this morning fvdvdbdb

#like fuck cops hate cops #but i was at a red light stopped for my 45 seconds and this car comes FLYING #squealing brakes #almost hit me #they are half off of the road and ducking to avoid being seen #AND THE DRIVERS SIDE OF THEIR CAR IS DRAGGING OJ THE GROUND #Light turns green and they rip outta there #hitting the curb some more #i was like. they are going to kill someone if they havent already and i called 911

[theflyingfeeling]

...😫

#so i called my landlord the other day about the cannabis smell #and he called the police to ask what to do when the smell comes in strong #and he was told that i should call the police (so basically the emergency number) when that happens #and they'd send the police to inspect the situation _while_ the smell is still strong #but i'm too much of a wussy because i'm scared they'll get angry at me for calling them about something like this 😭 #because i made the mistake of reading some bulletin board discussions again and they were all like 'nah the police have better stuff to do' #and anyway now i've also started doubting myself because whenver the smell comes (which is still pretty much every single night) #i'm first like ewwwww that's definitely cannabis #but then when i try to brace myself for actually calling the police i'm like 'but what if it's not and i'm overreacting' #because the more i try to smell it to become 100% sure it's cannabis the more vague the smell becomes :S #i also already had a weird dream about the neighbour i think it is bullying me bc they somehow found out i had called the cops on them 😥 #so yeah i guess i'll just move out instead :) #or sit in my apartment with all the doors closed every fucking night

[glass-trash-bab]

Had a whole fucking situation tonight.

#was already feeling like shit today. i dont even know if im ready to talk about it #cops were called. cats were pet. #big fucking ouch on my brain today. now i know to never contact my parents the moment i move out #vent tw #sorry again

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

hate it in yandere horror games when even the romantic path has flavor text like "he's so fucking creepy and i hate him but also he's so handsome" like no you're godmodding im hanging up

#random thoughts #listen there are three yandere love interest horror protags #the naive one who accidentally friendzones the yandere because their head is dense as brick #the normal verging on aggressive one who shuts down all advances and threatens to call the cops #and the one who is actually into the yandere #the third one doesn't have as much of a stable story structure already built in so a lot of games ive seen have trouble with it #like the ending'll be 'we ran away together' or 'he killed me out of love' or 'i freaked him out and became the yandere' or 'i can fix him' #or 'i can fix him (gets fucking bodied)' or 'my friend is trying to keep us apart so he killed them' cuz like #'naive and friendly' and 'good at setting and enforcing boundaries' tend to play off 'fucked up romatic interest' in very limited ways #like the dynamics ARE interesting but there's not much variation to be had #because yknow. those are personality traits. #unless you're actively trying to subvert the norm 'naive and friendly' usually lends itself to soft innocent characters #and 'good at setting and enforcing boundaries' becomes Generic Bitchy Main Character #the kind whose entire personality is being snarky and whose boundaries are usually challenged by the narrative #as though they are unreasonable and should be done away with #(not always but enough it is noticable! god) #anyways so the main character being established as being into the yandere love interest is . . . complicated #mainly because any personality traits of the mc would depend on the dynamic between the mc and the lo #which would depend on the lo's personality which varies WILDLY #(like imagine an mc who is in love with sunny day jack vs fucking. shuu iwamine. completely different) #(or like. shuu iwamine and the witch from cherrywitched! if you wanna compare characters with common interests) #but like the thing about dating sims is the mc is meant to be a placeholder for viewers like you #and any choice you make is meant to be 'in character' for you at any point in the playthrough #so a series of choices designed specifically for ONE ROUTE would stick out like a sore thumb #like those old creepypasta 'would you survive' quizzes where it's obvious which choices you were supposed to make #so ive noticed people tend to just... merge the aggressive headstrong personality and the lovestruck personality together #which honestly im not THAT mad about #because the main draw of yanderes is the idea someone can be in love with you no matter your flaws #and you can just lose yourself in the feeling of being loved #and a bit of protesting can keep you feeling like youre still the innocent while ALSO getting dicked down ran out of tags damn

[sam-the-pancake]

I'm a teacher and this summer I'm working afternoon summer school at a building that's known for not having enough parking. People will park along the side of the driveway or in other non-spots that aren't in the way when the proper parking spots fill up. There's also ample street parking behind the school.

There are 3 disabled spots and I believe a total 2 loading zones between the spots. For the past two weeks someone has either parked in the loading zone, or 2 of the 3 spots have been taken by someone without a placard or disabled plates. We have at least 3 people working in the building who are disabled and have parking placards but we don't get to park in those spots because they're constantly taken.

I get that you might not want to park farther away or whatever. But that spot is reserved for people who need it. And yes I know not everyone can get a placard or plates and these people might be disabled. I only recently was able to get mine despite being disabled for years. But never once did I park in the disabled spots that I didn't have a placard for. Never did I dream of parking in the loading zone that might be necessary for someone to get in or out of their car.

Today I drove in and saw that once again the three spots were taken, and I recognized two of the cars as the repeat offenders who don't have placards. I stopped in front of the spots to reevaluate where to park, when an older Black man got out of his truck in the third spot and came over to ask if I wanted his spot. When he recognized that I'm the person with the cane he immediately was like "I'll move it's no problem" even though he did have a parking placard. I'm so grateful that he did that. And I hope I see him again today so I can properly express that to him. But he shouldn't have had to do that. We should have both been able to park in the accessible spots. This isn't an instance of lack of accessibility but of (almost certainly) ablebodied people being inconsiderate and ableist and taking up a limited resource set aside to help disabled people.

Don't park in the disabled spots if you don't have a parking placard/plates (or whatever it is outside the US). DONT park in the loading zones! If I had brought my wheelchair to work and someone was parked in the loading zone I wouldn't have been able to get it out of my car. I don't care if no one ever parks there and they're always empty and you think you aren't harming anyone. I don't care if you don't understand why we need them or need so many or need loading zones or whatever. Its common fucking courtesy to not be an ableist asshole.

#host #disabled #cripple punk #cripplepunk #disability #vent #rant #for those who are going to tell me i should do XYZ i already have #i told administrators and theyve apparently made announcements #i left a note on one of the cars and they actually didnt park there today #so many that actually helped #i refuse to call the cops to report them #this community and the staff who work here are majority POC and working class people #i dont want to endanger anyone by forcing them to interact with cops #even if that wasn't the case ACAB #i just want them to stop parking there so myself and this guy dont have to pick which one of us has to suffer each day

[francesderwent]

*clears throat* “Bring Me To Life” is a Locklyle song and “My Immortal” is a Lockwood family song

#how can you see into my eyes like open doors?? #call my name and save me from the dark #only you are life among the dead #and if you have to leave I wish you would just leave your presence still lingers here and it won’t leave me alone #I tried so hard to tell myself that you’re gone #lcsotd #this is a cop out of a post because we’ve already said these are Battinson songs and we’ve already said Battinson and Lockwood are 🤝

[cheerfullycatholic]

The situation with my great uncle Steve is worse than we thought.

The doctors diagnosed him with dementia (which doesn't make sense because his mind was fine only a month or two ago and apparently it takes years for dementia to develop, especially to that stage. However that info is coming from my grandfather whose medical information I do not trust. All he talked about at the hospital was elephant ears (the food)). His adult son isn't taking any responsibility so the hospital keeps calling Steve's siblings instead, and they (not sure if that's the doctors or his siblings or both) are talking about putting him in a home to be taken care of. There's also a lot of drama with his ex wife and money and I won't broadcast that on Tumblr but I get why they're divorced now (and I'm pissed). If you could please pray for Steve's health, his son to be an adult and decent human being, his ex wife to mind her own damn business, that he gets put in a home that'll actually take care of him, and for his doctors, I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you

#I downplayed it greatly but i could scream about what that witch has already done #which is bad and someone should seriously call the cops on her #i dont like being angry about things i cant change #but i am enraged 🙃

[the-amber-droid-dreams]

wow ! fuck the cops !!!

#briefly interrupting the palestine only posting to say acab and also what the FUCK #without detail : i am fine and so is everyone involved. smthg Genuinely Dangerous happened in my building tho and my roommate was down there #the cops didnt even bother to show up after they were called :))))))) #like i already hated the cops for being racist islamophobic violent pieces of shit but wow. they didnt even. show up. #like the situation was shitty enough that a group of mostly immigrants andor bipoc ppl caved and called the cops and they. didnt. show. up.

[appsa]

Finally caught up with succession........ can't wait for shiv to get killed because of mencken and roman to die of guilt if roman doesn't kill himself first

#when they said polio..... it just clicked lmao................ #is the disease mencken or is it kendall......... or is it just logan again #they should all just do grp suicide they already have the mausoleum. #scream. shiv talking abt being outside the room and the only room they get to be a part of being that thing...... lmao............ #no actually the disease was deffffinitely logan himself gerri didnt call him a pathogen for nothing #anyway. keiran culkin emmy confirmed #how dare they bait me with roman standing in front of a cop car during his suicide run

[sonknuxadow]

jesus christttt im not surprised at all to hear that the knuckles series focuses on wade and other human characters a lot i saw this coming a mile away with how almost all the news we were getting before the trailer came out was about the human characters/actors and not about knuckles (or sonic or tails or any other animated characters) but the fact that somebody calculated how many minutes of screentime knuckles has and it came out as LESS THAN HALF OF THE ENTIRE SERIES' RUNTIME when the series is NAMED after him is ridiculous. after this show comes out wade will likely have more screentime and overall plot relevance in the entire scu than tails does. did they actually think wade is a popular enough character for people to be down with this. what the fuck

#was gonna pirate the series but at this rate i might not watch it at all LMAO or at the very least only watch the parts with team sonic #because my interest in this series is dropping every second and i already wasnt very interested in it. #and i love knuckles so you know theyre doing something wrong if knuckles getting his own series isnt interesting me #the thing about wade is i dont even hate the idea of human characters. i dont think its bad for human characters to be present #and i dont think its bad for them to be involved in the plot and have relationships with the existing sonic characters #i personally didnt mind the wedding subplot in the second movie and i know a lot of people hated it #but. it becomes a problem when the random humans are overshadowing the characters people are actually here to see #like the show is literally called knuckles and all the marketing focuses on knuckles but its mostly about wade. allegedly. #and . i wouldnt have minded knuckles having a human costar. but again. they should be getting equal or less focus not more. #and also. its fucking wade who cares about wade enough to want this. would have been more forgiving if it was maddie or jojo or something #because i actually care about those characters. and also theyre not cops #for a moment i was willing to believe that the complaints about wade having way more screentime than knuckles #were a little exaggerated since a lot of people just get mad when the human characters have any screentime at all #but then i saw the article showing that knuckles really did show up for less than half the show and i was like Ummm. What #sorry for being so negative lately #its just that every new piece of info we get about upcoming scu projects has me like that reaction image of the guy holding a cigarette #like WHAT ARE THEY DOINGGGGGGG