#and boiled water on the noodles

[lirerq]

#ultrakill #art #v1 #v4v #v2 #those are noodles #and boiled water on the noodles #plushies

[breadandblankets]

duke, heading into the kitchen:

doug, watching from the couch as the kitchen suddenly starts lighting up like someone is arc welding in there:

duke, walking out with a steaming mug of tea:

doug, turning to elaine who is doing a sudoku with her legs thrown over his lap: "your son-"

elaine, raising an eyebrow: "My son?"

doug: "He's your son when he does something freaky."

#duke thomas #doug thomas #elaine thomas #batfam #bread talk #i just saw that tea post get circulated as batfam members and i was thinking about microwaves #microwaves are a type of electromagnetic radiation and therefore fall under duke's power set #reminder that not only can duke melt your dna he can also cook u like a hot dog #light powers are so fucking cool #anyway point being i want duke to try to fucking boil water with his powers #he doesn't put the cup noodles in the microwave anymore because he Is the microwave #this will probably also work its way into the wip im writing rn

[day-at-rhodes-island]

Dobermann: Doctor, when was the last time you ate food?

Doctor, gesturing to their bowl of rotini: Right now?

Dobermann: I'm pretty sure you have to cook that before it counts.

Doctor: You sound like Hibiscus.

#arknights #like yes they drink boiling water but can we talk about them just crunching down those uncooked noodles #doctor ak #dobermann #microfic

[utoveria]

.....Idia

#someone save him #all he can do is boil water for his freaking cup noodle diet #twst #twisted wonderland #twst idia #idia shroud

[radarchives]

#solomon #submission #thanks for submitting <3 #obey me nightbringer #wow #crazy things really do happen huh #(coming from a man who would realistically try to boil noodles in energy drink instead of water out of sciengtific curiosity)

[todayisafridaynight]

If i could give daigo a bowl of pasta with parmesan and olive oil and a lil salt i would its what he deserves ultimately

#snap chats #found a way to talk about my day on this blog HAH #pasta was like. My Sisters Meal <- it still is why did i say it in the past tense #every time she’d come home or everytime she made herself dinner it was always pasta and parmesan #ive stolen her dish i fear … because i too never know what to eat so its pasta and cheese time …. one of gods greatest gifts #and thats why id like daigo to have some i think hed benefit … its simple its quick its easy he could make it i think …. #i dont trust him to make anything complex not his rich baby ass but boiling water and putting noodles in it … he could do it #love is stored in the pasta and i want him to have some #Audience Involvement Time if you could give your faves food what would you give them #you dont have to make it you could doordash that shit but what would you give them …. #food has always been a way to show love and care for me so i wanna know … im nosy …. #anyway gonna go back to watching this fear and hunger run cause Irony

[unganseylike]

the “im hanging on by a thread” “im telling you you gotta try apricot jam that thread will turn into a rope” is me with miso paste. my friend casually mentioned one day that her go-to easy vegetarian meal was miso soup and i was like making miso soup isnt easy (or vegetarian) you got to deal with the dashi and its a whole thing. she said well i mean i just use the miso and some tofu. truly a life changing interaction. now whenever i am sad and need easy hearty meal i make a bare bones miso soup…this has perhaps been a pillar holding me up this year

#my sad times miso adjacent soup: #heat some water. put some broc in there #before water boils but is hot take out a few tablespoons into a little bowl #stir in a chunk of white miso paste (not good to boil miso) #once water boils put in some instant noodles. #crack an egg on top if so desired. cook until noodles are done #take off heat. Add in some silken tofu sesame oil whatev toppings and mix in ur miso-water #voila. soup with miso in it (not to be confused w miso soup) #i’d say 10 min tops if ur pot is small (so water boiling faster) #now that my mind has been opened. friends what are ur go to vegetarian meals

[mothric]

the war between "this is cheaper to buy in bulk" vs "the pricier option will take far less time and energy to prep and eat" is much more constant than I would like it to be

#yes i can get a bajillion uncooked spaghetti noodles for dirt cheap #but when i'm low on spoons waiting for water to boil and waiting for them to cook feels monumental #but a $1 two serving packet of microwave pasta takes one minute #i'm never going to buy dry beans in bulk. who has the time to wait for those fuckers to soak #i'm not trying to be a master chef over here i just need to eat. and instant pasta and canned beans are perfectly acceptable #feb 2023 #food #cogs and wires

[meowyoi]

strict and obsessed with eating healthy mom just caught me making ramen 🤕

#I LITERALLY HAVE THE WORST LUCK SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUT OF THE HOUSE NOOOOOO #pray for me #fills a pot with water. sets the water to boil. at this point i stop a little thinking okay if she's gonna come home early nows the time #cause i can pretend i was making tea or something. still nothing okay.... im dropping in the noodles... the noodles are in... #THEN BOOM THE DOOR STARTS OPENING 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[actualaster]

I managed to burn myself 3 times in the span of less than 4 hours, and had some sort of oral reaction to my food.

2024 is off to a promising start /sarcasm

#cooking with kage #1 was pasta sauce 2 was burning hot noodle #3 was splash if boiling water for hot chocolate

[unopenablebox]

brainstorming, unfortunately, colorwork words knitting

current frontrunners in the 'song lyrics' section, even more unfortunately, include

ANY DAY NOW ANY DAY NOW

IT HURTS TO TURN THE RADIO ON

and

DYING IS FINE

#like. i CAN'T make a pair of mittens that say DYING IS FINE on them. i know i can't #because then. people will think i'm really into the poetry of e. e. cummings. #box opener #you know. punchlines #all this really says is that i should be abolishing the whole category #what's better. is memes better? scale up to a sweater to give us room to write #ARE YOU GONNA PICK THOSE PENNE NOODLES OUT OF THE BOILING WATER ONE BY ONE LIKE A MAN #OR ARE YOU GONNA USE A STRAINER LIKE SOME KIND OF DEMOCRAT? #hat that reads 'it adds to it' #ok that one's kind of fun. tentatively adding 'hat that says IT ADDS TO IT' to the list for real. unlike ANYTHING ELSE HERE.

[minthara]

omw to tell my doctor which both my ex and i used and we both still go to that i need therapy bc he hurt me lmfaooooo

#petra.txt #idk if they'll remember who we are but they usually did #they know him bc he had to come like twice a week for a time bc the idiot spilled boiling noodle water over himself (including the noodles)

[vampirebiter]

i want mac and cheese but i dont want to have to get up and walk over to the house and make it. sigh... suffering....

#also idk if we have water for me to boil my noodles. #because weve had no water for like 2 weeks now so itd have to be from the drinking water and idk if thats empty rn too #but i want my noodles !!! sigh.................................. #on the topic of not having water. were supposed to get a water delivery tomorrow and im soo fuckin excited because i havent had an actual s #actual shower or done laundry in about two weeks. ive been washing my hair in my sink #since the cabin has a separate water tank from the house so i do have some water out here #and doing wash cloth sink baths #but i have like. no clean clothes. ive washed a couple shirts and binders in the sink but like. it can only do so much lmao #ghost.txt

[vile-wizard]

I wanted pasta but I don't have a pot yet so I oven baked some dry mostaccioli in a large water filled baking dish and it actually turned out ok! No hard or burnt pasta! #pastalife #losersstaywinning #ilovebakingdish

#The trick is to submerge in water and stir every 10 minutes #in a large baking dish #everyone who says you have to pre boil the noodles for a pasta bake is a liar or a coward or both #vile-wizard.txt

[browzerhistory]

one thing about me is i will make the most shitass mediocre instant noodles you've ever tasted in your life

#food #idk whats wrong with me its just instant noodles but theyre always just worse when i make em #its not that i cook em wrong either. i add them to the boiling water i wait the amt of time i add the seasoning #they just turn out like ass. my curse

[myassbrokethefall]

One thing about me is I will do literally anything not to wash a colander.

#this post brought to you by the scalded patch on my finger from pouring boiling water over a pair of chopsticks to try to block the noodles #it did not work super well #but it worked well enough that i did not have to wash a colander 🔥