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vile-wizard · 2 hours
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women and girls, here’s a reminder that you deserve to eat. your goal in life isn’t to be skinny. the world is a happier place when you nurture your body and your mind so they can function properly. enjoy all the different foods and flavors out there without guilt. i love you
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starfire redesign
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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint
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They're going crazy on LinkedIn
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vile-wizard · 7 hours
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losing my mind at this
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vile-wizard · 7 hours
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today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!
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vile-wizard · 8 hours
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nah we need to critique toxic hookup culture/casual sex and those who participate in it. your bpd hypersexuality is just preventing you from seeing that
my...my bpd hypersexuality...?????
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vile-wizard · 8 hours
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vile-wizard · 12 hours
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Got given a blueberry muffin instead of a coffee muffin at Dunkin.....I'm allergic to blueberries but I kept eating it bc I'm too hungry......this is a day in the life ..
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vile-wizard · 15 hours
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vile-wizard · 21 hours
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Tumblr 3D you can only view my posts by traversing a dark hallway now
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vile-wizard · 21 hours
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My roommates phone call was so loud (it's 1:40am) I woke up thinking they were trying to talk to me and I'm prettttty sure I sleepily yelled something back through the walls .
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vile-wizard · 1 day
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William B. “Bill” Watterson II.
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vile-wizard · 1 day
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Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.
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vile-wizard · 1 day
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There she is
I just strained my knee (painfully) while squatting to take a picture of my sourdough starter (on the floor)
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by Lorraine Sorlet
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