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americanmcgees-incorrectquotes · 5 months

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Alice: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves?

Bumby: I have a person who does that for me.

Alice: Yeah, ME.

Bumby: I'm glad you agree.

#alice madness returns #american mcgee's alice #alice: madness returns #alice asylum #alice: asylum #alice liddell #angus bumby #alice madness returns incorrect quotes #man it must not be funny working there #kids are mean #your boss is sexist #(an arsonist through and through)#and a creep

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cigarette-room · 1 year

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If Zoller has a thousand haters, I am one of them. If he has 10 haters, I am one of them. If he has one hater it's me and if he has no haters it means I have left this world

#ofc he's not the only one deserving of hate but in my mind the only thing worse than a nazi is a nazi who is also a stalker #and a creep #and who assaults a girl because he can't take no for an answer #i fucking hate every part of him he is EXCESSIVE he SHOULDN'T HAVE EXISTED IN THIS FILM #inglourious basterds #frederick zoller

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feralwifey · 2 years

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Whenever a man says “there’s not enough good women, even though I have everything to offer I’m single” it’s such a red flag.

First of all you’re the man it’s your job to find a woman so saying there’s not enough just means you’re lazy, second how are all the other men married to what you’d consider good women?

Have you considered that the “good” women don’t want you because you’re weird?

#and a creep

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anglers1mp · 10 months

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Oh No!! Vlad has gone Bald

#fun #Vlad Masters sucks #Vlad Masters slander #nothing against bald people #he should just loose his hair and his money #eat the rich #danny phantom #video #art #video art #Balding Vlad Masters #i hate that guy #fuck him #He’s an asshole #and a creep

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scorchedcandy · 3 months

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Unrelated: I have also been injected with praying mantis DNA

#this has probably been done #but now it has been done by me also #yeah the portal brainrot is creeping back in #portal #portal 2 #nonsense

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lilislegacy · 3 months

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Percy at ease

Percy calm, but a little on edge

Percy when mildly angry

Friendly reminder that Percy jackson - our beloved silly adorable seaweed brain - is absolutely terrifying. When he’s angry, when he’s scared, when he’s on edge - he’s not warm and fuzzy.

No other character gets that reaction from people. Jason (the sweetie) is perceived as calm and in control, nico (our favorite self-outcasted outcast) is perceived as solemn and creepy, reyna (girlboss queen slay) is perceived as confident and assertive, and annabeth (our girl) is perceived as fierce, clever, and formidable. They are all intimidating to an extent.

But not like Percy. No. Becasue even when he’s at ease, he’s described as wild and disobedient. And when he’s not at ease, even if just little bit, he’s perceived as powerful, dangerous, and scary. Someone who NOBODY wants to mess with. Nobody even questions his power. One look from him has literal gangs running the other way. One look from him has Leo so scared that he’s literally shaking, and feeling the same innate fright and alarm that he does when jason summons an ear-piercing, earth-shaking, deadly bolt of lighting.

like… HELLO??? can we all just sit on that for a moment?? good lord

One angry look from percy has people thinking one thing: Run.

Percy is, canonically, the character that people find the most frightening and intimidating.

And unless he’s in a good mood - which you better hope he is - the reality is that most of us would be completely terrified of him if we met him.

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notherpuppet · 4 months

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Alastor lore (the kitten)

#hazbin hotel #alastor #more lore please #then again there’s only 8 episodes #anyway it’s so fun drawing this creep #human alastor #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin spoilers #my doods

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voodooya · 2 months

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dreamingforthedreamer · 4 months

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#creep #lyrics #radiohead #guardians of the galaxy #marvel #life #rocket raccoon

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horror-aesthete · 9 months

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Creep, 2014, dir. Patrick Brice

#horror aesthetic #horror movies #horror quotes #creep 2014 #queer fear

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ghouljams · 19 days

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Piercer!König who is sure he must have the wrong name when you stand up from the waiting room couch in your pretty dress. All white with little pink flowers, it barely scrapes mid thigh, innocent and yet... he can see the little pebble of piercings under the top. The thin fabric doing nothing to hide the piercings bracketing your nipples, and the fact that you aren't wearing a bra. Naughty little thing. You must want him to see them. He checks the sheet on his clipboard again, his eyes flitting over the words "vertical clitoral hood piercing." You smile up at him with every sweetness, and König feels as if his stare may bore straight through you. Predatory to anyone who knew better.

He ushers you back to his room and gets started setting up his piercing tray as you settle on the padded table. He glances over his shoulder at you, and you fix him with another smile. "You can undress." He tells you, looking back at his work. There's a very brief sound of shuffling before it stops, and the table creaks. König looks back at you again and finds you fully clothed still, your underwear neatly folded beside you. That won't do at all. "Dress too," he nods. Your uncertainty writes itself over your face, and he feigns ignorance, compassion. "I'd like to check your other piercings as well, see if you need to change the jewelry."

"Oh," your lips part around the sound, König wonders what they'd look like wrapped around his cock, "Alright then." You reach behind you to untie the thin straps behind your back that hold the dress together and tug the fabric up over your head. König feels his breath catch, held tighter with each inch of skin you reveal. If he'd hoped for more piercings littering your body he's sorely mistaken. Your nipples are pierced, he'd already seen those, but past that... You're practically a virgin. No other piercings he can see. He can't wait to get his hands on you.

"Lay back on the table," he voice feels rough, his eyes following the movement of your legs as you slip them onto the table. He snaps the black nitrile gloves onto his hands as he steps closer, runs them over your legs as you part them. You're so easy for him, so willing to spread your legs at the slightest touch. And such a pretty pussy. König runs his thumb up your slit, spreads your folds with his fingers and pinches your clit.

"Why do you want this piercing?" König asks, watching you giggle as he rubs over your clit.

"Sort of a joke, helping guys find it, y'know?" Your voice is so sweet. He wonders how many men have failed you, if any at all have. His thick finger slips over your entrance and he mumbles a soft apology when you gasp.

"I've never had any trouble," he mutters.

"I mean, I hope so, since that's what you're piercing." You joke. König hums, rolls his thumb over your clit to watch you shiver. Proof positive he supposes. "What-" he shushes you, rubbing your clit until you try to close your legs, then König is wrenching them open. He coos down at you, raising to hold your shoulder with his free hand, keeping you pinned to the table as you squirm.

"Need to get it hard for piercing," he smiles behind his mask watching you nod. What a stupid thing you are, still spreading your legs for him. König circles his fingers over your clit, watching you squirm and buck into his hand. He tugs his mask down when it's clear you're not going to try and get off the table, leaning to latch his lips around your nipple as he pushes one thick finger into your pretty cunt. He'll just make you come once or twice, then he'll get you pierced. Just once or twice.

Maybe three times if he's still feeling mean.

And once on his cock, just because you won't be fucking anyone for a few weeks with your new piercing...