#and LOOK at their sunglasss

[sandwichsapphic]

bertie and jeeves go fishing

aka an excuse for me to draw jeeves in a big fun jumper and not his usual uniform

#jeeves and wooster #bertie wooster #reginald jeeves #jooster #pg wodehouse #fanart #idk what people wore to fish back then #but i’m hoping it’s knitwear #cause who doesn’t love a sailors jumper #and LOOK at their sunglasss #i thought they were so silly #also there’s definitely a fanfic that inspired that joke at the end there about bertie getting to admire jeeves #but i cannot for the life of me find it

[wonijinjin]

being in a relationship with kim mingyu: silly headcanons

synopsis: my silly thoughts on how it would be to live and be in a relationship with mingyu, @babyleostuff thank you for helping me list these and listening to me talking about these scenarios i loved it

word count: 1.2k | genre: fluff, humour/crack | pairing: mingyu x f! reader | warnings: mentions of dresses, food, diets, reader being overall somewhat smaller than mingyu

- okay so mingyu is a goofy man we all know this, but here are some things about living with him and being his girlfriend that would make you go crazy (in both good and bad ways)

- he would scare the shit out of you every morning since his little confused puppy face and messy hair directly in your face would be such a shocker every single time you wake up in the same bed as him, especially if you went to bed alone and he snuck into bed during the night if he worked late. this would result in you screaming you head off and him being so surprised aswell he might even fall off the bed lmao.

- sleeping with him also includes him being the most comfortable pillow ever, but there would be a price you would have to pay for it; he would get on top of you during the night, kinda like a nice free weighed blanket, except the fact that he would be so heavy after some time you couldn’t breathe and would have to hit him continuously until he wakes up.

- this man would definitely be a pathological liar when it comes to stories about him being brave over something, like my man literally caught a single fly or bug and he would be like “yeah that’s right i tamed a 10 meters long python.” also he would not shut up about it, bringing it up every time there’s a chance, but when you would actually need help getting rid of an insect he would run away crying like the baby he is.

- he would love to cook for you, but would turn into the biggest clutz when you are in charge in the kitchen; you would be peacefully cooking when he would come into the room upon smelling the fruit of your hard work, making everything go wrong; the moment this man appears next to you with the sentence “oh my god i wanna help you you know how much i love cooking, especially with you.” your peace and quiet would be over, in the end resulting in you having to clean up all the mess he made while he sits on the couch as a punishment after you scolded him. (after this incident you would probably never allow him to help you cook, only the other way around)

- he adores sundresses and overall cutesy summer clothes, you cannot tell me otherwise, he would be hypnotised by the way the dress looked on you, trying to match his shirt with it. he would be spinning you around all day to some kind of music, loving the way the dress flows, how the fabric feels on his hands, and how cute you look in his arms, really making the moment feel like a real fairytale.

- mingyu’s brain works faster than light so it is really hard to understand what he says, since he’s always talking with such speed which would result in you having to stop him every 5 minutes to tell him to slow down and him being confused about why you cannot keep up with him, saying that he always talks like this. (mingyu babes that doesn’t mean it was understandable before lmao)

- another thing connected to him speaking is his cute little lisp; you would always tease him for it (as you do for everything else) in a cute way and he would be such a drama queen saying that you were the meanest, when in reality you loved it so much you could burst from affection every time this man opened his mouth.

- he would insist on driving you everywhere; doesn’t matter if you have your drivers licence or not mingyu would love you to be his passenger princess. he would put on sunglassses to seem cool while he is driving with one hand, his other on your thigh, looking at you from time to time while you stared at him shamelessly, drooling over how good he looked while driving.

- no matter how much of an organised person you are, you would probably have little arguments with him about you not washing the dishes right after cooking or leaving your books or other personal belongings scattered around the house. he just cannot help it, he is a clean freak.

- mingyu would try to be romantic by catching you off guard with a kiss, but would bump his forehead with yours and would have to tend to the ache in both of your temples after the incident, making him sulky and worried about you, and of course ashamed that he was clumsy yet again. (don’t worry you would laugh it off, making it up to him by giving him many many kisses)

- people would always assume that he wore the pants in the relationship but in reality i think your roles would be very well balanced. he may be a gentle person but he wouldn’t be afraid to speak up on your behalf if needed, always prioritising your protection.

- he would let you do his skincare to cheer you up when you had a bad day, since your stress relief comes from babying him (like fr who wouldn’t want to baby this cutie?), so he would be patiently sitting while you applied every serum and sheet mask existing on the planet to his face.

- his hugs are one of the best things in the world, being engulfed by his large frame would always be so comforting, him letting you inhale the scent of his cologne for as long as you need.

- he is a gymrat as everyone knows, and he would insist on you going to the gym with him at least once. you don’t have to worry if you are not a gym girly, because he wants you there to help him; he would ask you to sit on his back while doing pushups, or to get on top of some of the equipment, basically he would use you as human weights, kissing you every time he came up to where you were positioned, sheepishly smiling at you as you watched his big muscles work in awe.

- he would get so shy and giggly if you complimented him, like he has a big ego of course he knows he is handsome, but if the praise comes from you he would be melting and giggling like the babygirl he is.

- he loves to eat and loves meat; finding him grilling randomly in the backyard of the house at like midnight wouldn’t be a surprising occurrence.

- mingyu would stuff you full of food every chance he gets, no questions asked. he eats very well as we know (as he should!) because well for those muscles and the amount of workouts he does he needs the energy to be fair; whenever he eats you need to have a bite with him too, even if you say you are dieting or aren’t hungry he doesn’t care; he just feeds you. you cannot escape especially if he is cooking for you.

- he loves to drink from time to time so on occasions when you would join him he would forget how big of a man he really is and would definitely try to lean on you for support as he would be so drunk, only to realise that he is basically crushing you to death lmao.

- he is a man with a childlike heart, so he would try to fit his tall ass figure into such small spaces, which would definitely result in needing your help to pull him out of like children’s playground swings and stuff, poor guy would be whining so loudly about his everything hurting the next day.

- lastly and most importantly; he loves you so much he would let you do (and get him do to) anything without hesitation, and whatever bad thing you did he would never get angry at you, you are just his baby and to him you cannot do any harm even if you told him you burned his house off.

#wonijinjin #caratsland #seventeen imagines #seventeen scenarios #svt imagines #seventeen #seventeen fluff #fluff #seventeen mingyu #svt mingyu #svt kim mingyu #seventeen kim mingyu #kim mingyu #mingyu x y/n #mingyu x you #mingyu #mingyu x reader

[meghantheduchyofpitstains]

This is a photo she takes while in Africa visiting an impoverished school. She looks like she’s on a photo shoot for a Vogue spread.

This makes my blood boil. She is wearing fashionable clothes, designer sunglasss, jewelry and her hair looks blown out..... she is in a remote small village and these children have nothing! She is beyond tone deaf! She is just an opportunistic user and is too mentally ill to even care how bad this looks.

These poverty stricken black children are being used!

[disco-elysium-via-polls]

2. "That's why I want them. I think I might be low-fi socialist junk myself."

+1 Communism

SIILENG - "No, officer, you're a high-class policeman who accepts nothing less than the best! Lucky for you, I've got the best on sale!"

"You don't know what I am. I don't even know it myself." (Pause). "I want the speakers."

"Wait, what if I *do* deserve more than a low-fi socialist sound system…"

SIILENG - "Well, if you *want* them..." He pauses for a moment, calculating.

"But see, they are the pedestal for my sneakers. If I let go of the speakers, where will the sneakers go? I can't leave premium lifestyle sneakers on the *ground*..."

"If, on the other hand, you wanted to buy the *sneakers*, too, I could maybe throw in the speakers for a little extra -- 50 cents."

5. [Leave.]

BOX OF SUNGLASSES - There's a pile of cheap sunglasses in a small box, a variety of shapes and colours.

SIILENG - "You like sunglasses, officer? I've got the latest styles, right here!" The vendor takes a pair of sunglasses and sticks them under your nose.

Try the shades on.

Rummage through the box.

[Leave for now.]

BOX OF SUNGLASSES - Abort! These are hideous. What's more, they don't even fit your face. You can feel them pinching your nose and chafing against your brow.

SIILENG - "Damn, officer, you look like a mega-secret spy, very secret," the man nods eagerly. "They're practically made for you. I'll let you have them for... two reál and fifty cents!"

COMPOSURE [Medium: Success] - It's going to be very difficult for anyone to take you seriously with these things on your face.

KIM KITSURAGI - "No," the lieutenant gently removes the glasses from your face, setting you free again. "You're definitely not buying those."

"Don't tell me what to do, Kim. I like those sunglassses."

"You're right, I'm too sensible for those."

SIILENG - "Are you sure? But they look so good on you!" The street vendor frowns. "You should think this through, officer."

2. Rummage through the box.

BOX OF SUNGLASSES - These are all boring. Boring third-rate ho-hum sunglasses made of cheap Seraise plastic. The kind of plastic that melts in the sun.

DRAMA [Easy: Success] - Those UV-stickers are almost certainly just there for show. If anything, these lenses probably direct more UV light *into* your pupils -- a UV magnifier.

SIILENG - "These are all first-rate sunglasses!" the man declares. "Premium design, superb material, *very cool* UV-resistant! These will definitely keep your eyes safe *and* cool while doing your dangerous police work."

3. [Conceptualization - Formidable 13] Try again, maybe you can find *some* interesting sunglasses in the box.

I'm also hoping to fail this one.

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Formidable: Failure] - No luck. All you find is this... lime-coloured cellophane visor? Produced by a bargain sportswear brand called Amphibian, apparently. There's a malformed green frog on its bent cap.

SIILENG - "Oh, that visor is perfect for you, officer. It'll definitely keep the sun out of your eyes while you're shooting criminals." The street vendor makes a bang-bang sound. "And all for a mere six reál."

(Turn to the lieutenant). "Kim, are firefights something we should be prepared for?"

Put the visor back.

KIM KITSURAGI - "I hope not," he says, looking up from his browsing.

SIILENG - "You don't like it? Sure, square-jaw, no problem. Let's get you some real shades."

The Amphibian Sports Visor gives us +1 Perception, which is good, but not currently worth 6 reál.

6. [Leave for now.]

Hot air rises up from the sewer: sour, acidic, and strangely comforting.

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #siileng

[k00279606]

1 minute Sculptures

Today we were given a task to work in pairs on creating 1 minute Sculptures (inspired by Erwin Wurm)

Erwin Wurm expands contemporary notions of sculpture with humorous works that often invite viewer participation or anthropomorphize everyday objects.

One Minute Sculptures pieces in which he gives written or drawn instructions to participants, ordering them to pose or perform with props such as chairs, buckets, fruit, or knit sweaters—people themselves become part of the work.

This is exactly what’s we did today…we brought in 5 objects each and experimented with all of them.

My favourite 1 minute sculpture I ddi was the hanger one… it’s so simple and very effective. It’s looks so bizarre.

Another one where I was tangled up with yarn.

Similar to the other one…

Used power drill, sunglassses and sive to create a agent type 1 minute sculpture.

Creating emphasise on the toaster dish. ^ (very much posing with the toaster dish as the focal point)

Erwin Wurm

[ourbastardofsorrows]

running errands with sister is always fun bc they're always like "stop walking with your eyes closed! if the sunlight hurts, you need to wear your sunglassses! a guy looked at you funny. i glared at him. stop being weird at the nail polish display! there's a dog outside; i'll meet you in a few minutes while you chat with a former student. no, i do not want a chicken bone off the floor! why the fuck did you offer me that!"

#tia text #sibling blogging

[dragonblogger]

Small round sunglassses on Amazon https://geni.us/61OB3e Do you want to be cool? So do I. Let's be cool together with these awesome-looking sunglasses. #cool #sunglasses #awesome #style #stylish #fashion Follow our Amazon Influencer Store for more photos, vids and product recommends https://ift.tt/Dg7mE9W Disclosure: By clicking on links and purchasing any products from the video description or comments we may earn affiliate commissions from Amazon or other affiliate programs we are part of. #commissionearned by ShoppingDragons

#dragonblogger #video #dragonblogger videos

[bridgersfitness]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Chloe Mod 63mm round sunglasses.

[mangomoth]

anyone know a place where i can get all black contacts without risking my eyesight

#i have this really cool idea to just have a shitty 'this is my halloween shirt' covered in blood and wearing sunglassses #but when i pull off my glasses i have all black eyes but i dont trust these contact websites #at worst ill try the red eye look but completely black eyes just looks cooler to me lol

[ares857]

internet finds

If you want this project to continue you can find a Paypal donation button on the page if you open the link in your browser: http://ares857.tumblr.com/ . Any donation is welcome.

#overalls #dungarees #sunglassses #hunting #rifle #gun #tattoo #tattoos #shirtless #hot #hot guy #black and white #b&w #cool #cool look #summer #summer look

[evansbby]

last batch! (there’s probably so many other pics out there)

ok but the first two look like video screenshots???? ajsjsjsjaj aND BOTTOM RIGHT IS SO DILFY PLS! Like his entire stance the black top the SUNGLASSSES. He knew he was so hot in his ari era…

#Chris says he loves his beard but why doesn’t he make it grow like this #also I find it so attractive how well he can grow his beard BYE #also not jamal in bottom left 😭😩 #thank you for all these amazing pics #this was truly a journey #<3 #nsfwsebbie

[broken-risk-assessment-module]

apparently i forgot to post these to tumblr when I drew them (whoops) so have some sketches of ART in fancy clothes and 2.0 doing incredibly outdated tiktok trends. 

[ID: a page of blue-tinged digital sketches. The first three are of my ART feedsona, which is tall, has a square-like head, and a single eye. In the first sketch, it’s hearing a long cloak, a suit vest, and dress shoes with white spats. In the second, it’s wearing a sheer robe lined with fluff and is staring at itself in a small folding mirror. In the third, it is wearing a large sun hat with a bow and sunglasses. The sunglasses are normal sunglasses, which would be weird as it only has one eye. However, ART makes it work. There are also two sketches of my Murderbot 2.0 feedsona, which is much shorter and has horn-like shapes poking straight up off the sides of its spherical head. One of the sketches is simply 2.0 covered in a sheet with sunglassses over the top, looking vaguely like a ghost. The second sketch is 2.0 standing with one arm turned out, two fingers of its other hand pressed against the inside of its elbow. It’s wearing an oversized t-shirt half-tucked into a pair of cargo pants, three thigh straps, and fingerless full-length fishnet gloves. It’s saying “sheesh” with a smug, playful expression. /end ID]

#these are literally from like. november of last year smh #anyway enjoy #murderbot #the murderbot diaries #murderbot fanart #bram's feedsonas #stuff i made #feedsonas

[anne-white-star]

Brian may x reader x roger taylor : holiday disaster

Notes : brian roger and reader are on a holliday near the sea swimming and relaxing. But the calm and peacefull holiday turns to one of worry when reader almost drowns because of a big wave crashing in to her. Takes place during the mid 80s. There might be inacuresies like distance and locations.

Sorry if its a mess but enjoy anyway, also don't mind any spelling mistakes thank you

Words: 2286

Warings : angst and drowning

Finaly summer and you know what that means. Nice weather, staying up late listening to music. And just playing around in general, but summer also ment swimming of course.

Y/n had invited Brian and roger along to go to the beach. John had gone away with his wife on holyday while Freddie stayed at home with his boyfriend jim.

She stood outside freddie's house where they spent the night prior and beeped the horn of her car.

Freddie opend up the window "Oh y/n are you here to pick up roger and Brian?"

"Yes i am we are suposed to go to the beach, could you sent them down?"

"Yeah sure, hey! Your taxi is here you better hurry up And don't keep the lady waiting! They are on their way" he smiled

"Thanks Fred, if i find some Nice shels i take them with me for you"

"Thank you y/n you are an absolute sweetheart" he blew her a kiss. At that moment both Brian and roger walked out the front door and placed their stuff in the back of the car. "Ah there They are".

Jim stood behind Freddie and waved "have fun you three and stay safe near the shore, they said that the waves could be quite high at this time of year".

"Don't worry we will be fine"

"Alright have fun" jim and Freddie closed the window.

"Hey boys" she grind and opend the pasenger side door. Brian sat down next to her.

"Hello y/n"

"Hello doll" said roger as he sat down behind her and kissed her cheek "Nice car"

"Thanks Roger it was my dad's car i got it for my birthday a year ago

"Oh Nice do you know what type it is?"

"If im correct its a Tri-Power… 1958 Bonneville convertible" she started the car and drove of towards the beach (idk where the beach is located but lets pretent its 30 minuts away or so)

"Oh verry Nice indeed" he said and placed his sunglasses on his face And leaned back against the Seat.

"So did you two have a good night at Fred his home?"

This time Brian spoke up "yeah it was alright we watched some telly and drank and eat some Nice food thats all."

"Hmm intresting you two wernt intruding to fred and jim their relation ship wernt you two?"

"Oh god no y/n"

"Just joking bri just joking" she laught, y/n focused on the road again "we will be there in 10 minuts i think"

"Yes finaly swimming"

"Calm down roger" Brian laught

Just as y/n had promiced they had arived in 10 minuts at the beach "We have arived". Roger jumped over the side of the car and grabed the beach ball and placed it in the sand. He pulled his shirt and pants off under it weren his swimming trunks. Brian and y/n did the same. (What you Brian and roger wear )

"Nice shorts guys" she huged Brian from behind

"Looking very Nice yourself princess"

"Why thank you" she plucked the sunglasss from roger his face and put them on "oh wow thats to mutch"

Roger grabed his glases from her hands and put them back on "that are my presciption sunglasses sweetheart"

"I should have known, Anyway lets go and play some beach vollyball"

"Alright who against who?"

"Um me against roger first and then you against roger and then me against you, how does that sound?"

"Sure sounds good, i'll keep the points"

"Alright" y/n nodded and waited thil roger was ready "you are going so down blondie"

"Ha! You think (your nickname)"

"Alright start" y/n trew up the ball and shot it over the net. It went a few times and then she shot it to the ground.

"Outch"

"Roger are you alright?"

"Yeah i am don't worry" he smiled. Once the game between y/n and roger was over she won with 5 against 3.

"Alright your turn brian" brian took her place and took his stand. "Ready?"

"Yep" he nodded

"Alright may the best win"

"Its on poodle"

"Hey! Oh you are so going to get it rog" he smirked

The boys played for about 6 minuts thill it was over. It was 4 against 4.

"Alright who makes the next point wins" they both noded, Brian threw up the ball over the net. It went over and over for about 1 minut. Roger won

"Yes!"

"Well done rog, now you and me bri" they both took their stands once again and started the game. Once again 6 minuts later the game was over Brian had won by 5 against 3

"Good game y/n" he smiled

"Thanks" she wiped her face with a towel "Man its really hot ugh"

"Want to go swimming?"

Y/n took off her hat and placed it in her car "Yes i would love to" they all walked to the sea. "Cold cold cold"

Both Brian and roger laughed "yeah no shit y/n"

"Shut up rog" she laughed and splased him

"Hey! My hair, you are going to pay"

"Then you have to get me first." She ran further in to the water

"Be carefull the waves can be quite high" but y/n and roger dint hear him "guys come back don't go to far!"

Y/n had gone in thil her shoulders "try to get me now roger!"

"Roger she really needs to come back" Brian looked concerned

"Y/n! Come back its not save!"

"What?!" All of a sudden a big shadow fell over her, a big wave crashed in to her taking her under.

"Y/n!!" Both roger and Brian screamed as they tried to get to her

Y/n tried to swim up but couldnt wave after wave crashed in on her. She tried to breath but instead she took a big gulp of water in. Y/n was panicking and couldnt breath. She thought of brian and roger how she was going to leave them behind now. Y/n let go of her last breath as the sank to the bottom.

Roger and brian swam to her once they reached her, roger went under and picked her out the water. Both Brian and roger got back to the shore "brian go get help i try cpr we need a ambulance" Brian nodded and ran to get help

"God y/n please don't die on us" roger was literaly crying while trying to push the life back in to her chest. He pinched her nose close and put mouth to mouth "come on! You can't do this to us" all the while he continued to give her cpr.

The sound of sirens filled the air as the ambulance came to a hald on the beach two paremedics climbed out. At the same time Brian ran back to roger "is she alright?!"

"No i still don't have a respond" roger was crying But still preforming cpr

"We will take it from here sir" both the paremedics placed her on the brancard and started to weel her fast to the ambulance

"Can we come with you please?"

"If you drive after us then its fine but we can't take you with us in the ambulance

"Thank you" roger looked up "brian you need to drive i can't"

"Alright, but calm down now roger she's in good hands" Brian huged roger close and rubbed his back "im concerned to but y/n is one tough cookie"

Roger laught a bit " yeah she is..... we should go now" they both walked to the car Brian put the key in and turned it so they went after the ambulance. Once they arived they weeled her in to a hospital room.

In the back of the ambulance they were able to pump the water out of her lungs and get her to breath again, she wasn't conciouse but it was a good sign or so they hope.

Roger and Brian had to wait outside the room where y/n lay because they were doing some tests on her, so they decided to call John and Freddie

"Hello John deacon speaking"

"Hey John its me"

"Oh hey Brian hows everything?"

"It really could be better, we are at the hospital"

John sat up straight "hospital? Why whats wrong?"

"Its Y/n she almost drowned" it was silence on the other end "john?"

"Im on my way right now" and the phone hang up

He turned to roger "john is on his way can you call Freddie?"

"Sure" roger grabed the phone from Brian his hand and dialed Freddie his number

It rang a few times thill he picked up "with freddie Mercury how can i help you?"

"Oh fred thank god you are still home"

"You sound panicked roger whats wrong?"

"We are in the hospital, we were at the beach and we were messing around but y/n almost drowned because of our stuppid antics and..... we almost lost her"

As same with John, roger was met by silence "me and jim are on our way"

"Thanks you see you then"

About 20 minuts later john, Freddie and jim had arived at the hospital, they were waiting for the doctor to give a clear sign so that they could go in and see her.

A doctor walked in to the waiting room "wel we have good news and bad news, the good news is we managed to get all the water out of her lungs and she's breathing on her own, the bad news is that she's still unconsiouse"

"Oh thank goodness" brian placed a hand over his heart

"We did a couple of tests to see if there was anything ells like damege to the lungs but thats not the case, once she wakes up And taken care off she can go home"

"Thank you doctor, may we please see her?"

"Of course, if there is anything needed let us know"

"Thank you we will" the group walked in to the room, it was pretty light in there, it looked like they had walked in to heaven, John and Brian grabed a chair and sat down next to the bed while roger, Jim and freddie sat down at the table near the window.

"We should never have gone to the beach, this is all my fault"

"Roger don't be to harsh on yourself, it could have happend to anyone" Freddie placed his hand on Roger his shoulder

"But im the idiot who chased her in, im at fault"

Brian spoke up "rog it really isnt we all should have been more carefull, but like the doctor said everything will be alright, she just needs to wake up, and she will we just got to wait"

"Mabey you are right" he sighed and placed his hand under his chin and looked out the window.

A few hours had gone by without any indecation of her yet waking up, so they decided to leave and get some food, during the time they were gone y/n started to stire and wake up

"Ugh were am i? Why does my chest hurt so mutch" y/n blinked a few times against the light "this isnt my bedroom" she tried to sit up but couldnt because of the pain, plastic patches were put on her chest that were conected to the heart monitor she looked at them confused "what the hell happend?" Then y/n remembered, the beach, vollyball and roger chasing her and then the wave...."Oh god i almost drowned"

Then the door opend And the guys walked in with food and drinks, Brian looked up from the conversation "y/n you are awake!" He ran to her side and grabed her hand in his "we were so worried about you"

"Hey bri" She smiled softly "im sorry for worrying you all i dint mean for this to happen"

Roger stoot at the otherside of the bed and grabed her other hand "i shouldnt have chased you in to the water it was dangerous and i was so stuppid for doing so it almost got you killed"

"I know rog and im sorry to i should have watched out What i was doing" she squeezed their hands and gave a light kiss on them

John, jim and Freddie watched as they gave echoter their apolgies, and then the doctor walked in "ah miss y/l/n good to see that you are awake" he looked at the papers in his hand "everything seems to be in oder, do your lungs hurt?"

"A tiny bit but i asume it will go away in a few days"

"Yes it wil" he gave a smile "wel then if everything is alright and nothing hurts then you may go home"

"Really? Oh thats wonderfull thank you" then she looked down at her chest and pointed at patches that were still in its place "um about these"

"Oh don't worry a nurse will come soon and remove them for you"

"Alright thank you". About 10 minuts later the nurse came in to remove the patches, john freddie and jim had brought some clothes with them on their way to the hospital, once she got dressed they went on their way to go home "are you willing to drive Brian?"

"Yes of course i am, anything for you y/n". Roger went again with Brian and y/n while Jim and Freddie went with john.

"Wel see you all later i think its time for a lazy afternoon" said y/n as she waved them goodbye. Both roger and Brian stayed the night with her to make sure that everything would be going fine now. They promiced echoter that of they would go to the beach again one day that they would be more carefull.

The end

I hope you all enjoyed reading. ♥️♥️♥️

#brian may x reader #roger taylor x reader #name insert #Freddie Mercury #John deacon #brian may #roger taylor #jim hutton #bohrap fanfic #bohemian rhapsody imagine #gwilym lee x reader #ben hardy x reader #angst #tw drowning #brian may x reader x roger taylor #gwilym lee x reader x ben hardy

[skzfairies]

ATEEZ LOGBOOK #72; YURI CUT

SEONGHWA INTERVIEW #1

“ahh, yuri who stayed as a strawberry, how do you feel today?” seonghwa asked, flipping the camera towards the girl, who looked up from playing superstar ateez, only to hurriedly look back down.

“wait wait, i’m almost done!” yuri laughed, smiling when she had completed the song, but only for her smile to drop when it revealed she had gotten one star, which seonghwa did not fail to get on camera.

“i’m really good at this game...i promise.” yuri mumbled, frowning and exiting out of the game, looking back at the camera.

“the kicked puppy is upset that she lost her game, how cute.” seonghwa cooed, only to get a missed kick to a shin, and a ‘shut up’.

“back to my question, how do you feel as a returning strawberry?” seonghwa asked again, zooming in slightly to yuri’s face.

“i’m sad that i have to share the same hair color as our eldest....but i’m still pretty. so i guess it’s okay.” yuri dramatically sighed, laughing when seonghwa had stood up and walked away, walking towards wooyoung.

SAN’S BLUE SUNGLASSES

“hello, what is hongjoong doing in the waiting room?” hongjoong said, waving toward the camera, and yuri waving as well, resting her head against the wall next to hongjoong.

yuri moved over so wooyoung could sit next to hongjoong, and you couldn’t miss the small smile that yuri had when wooyoung crawled over, it was like a mom looking at her child.

“oh, so handsome!” yuri clapped when hongjoong had tried on san’s sunglasses, as well as many others complimenting him, wooyoung leaning back against yuri in surprise.

“different from someone else.” wooyoung chuckled, which caused san to come over to pretend like he was throwing punches to wooyoung, while yuri laughed in the background.

“wait wait, i wanna try them on!” yuri pleaded after wooyoung called san a fly, making grabby hands towards him, cheering in tiny when san had handed them to her, the girl sliding them on the her face, putting up two peace signs and making a kissy face towards the camera, smiling when the rest of the boys laughed.

“it’s like...it’s like that picture of you on your first day of kindergarten.” yunho laughed, and wooyoung and hongjoong nodded and laughed as well, remebering the silly photo of yuri as a child.

“the one where i had my dad’s sunglassses on and they were sliding down my face?” yuri questioned, laughing slightly when yunho had nodded, shaking her head. “should i take that as a compliment?” yuri asked, tilting her head to the side as she handed the glasses back to san.

“it means you havent aged a bit, yuri.” hongjoong said, leaning over and patting yuri’s knee, still laughing slightly thinking about the picture.

“too bad you did.” yuri joked, jumping up and running away when hongjoong yelled in denial, the rest of the room laughing at her comment.

“yuri’s brutal!” wooyoung yelled in disbelief, smiling slightly.

DANCING TO LOCO WHILE JOONG AND MINGI ARGUED

“...just look at who made the calls...” hongjoong said, showing jongho his phone, as yuri walked behind the wall that mingi, hongjoong, and jongho were sitting in front of. yuri looked down at them and chuckled, gasping when she heard the chorus of loco being played, and immediately started dancing to the song.

it wasn’t until wooyoung walked by that she stopped dancing, the boy nudging her on the shoulder, whispering that she was going to waste her energy, and then chuckled at the arguing trio, walking away again.

yuri looked down at jongho explaining the situation, furrowing her eyebrows together and shaking her head, leaving to go do something else.

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anyway I need to go to bed but I have too much energy so I am channeling it into headcanons. here u go species headcanons for Everyone on the Dream smp with explanations because I’ve put a TON of thought into this. They’re probably like half contradicted by canon but fuck it My City Now.

Dream- A (juvenile) stage of being a god. He, DreamXD, and Drista have become known as “dreamons” but that’s technically a separate species, all spawned from them. He's not really focused on being worshipped in his own right, preferring power in the mortal realm, though he’s not averse to pretending to be his brother (the god worshipped by Church Prime) or his sister (a minor goddess of death worshipped by many hidden cults) if it can help him get power. He’s got pure white skin everywhere except his face (which is pale but human-like), black blood, entirely green eyes, pointed ears, fangs, claws, and digitigrade legs ending in hoof-like claws.

George- A human, the only human on the whole server. Humans are pretty rare, vastly outnumbered by hybrids but outnumbering any other species, and “pure” humans (what we'd consider to be a completely normal appearing human) are all but nonexistent. For example, George has eyes with dark sclera and white irises.

Sapnap- A blaze hybrid. He’s got a few rods surrounding him and his eyes blaze with fire. It’s usually just warm but not hot enough to hurt but if he's agitated or upset it can easily burn hot enough to set things ablaze.

Callahan- A reindeer hybrid. He’s got antlers, reindeer ears, fur around his arms, and hooves.

Awesamdude- A creeper hybrid. He's tauric, with four insect like legs. His skin and is green and mottled and has a texture similar to leaves. His eyes are pitch black. He has a tendency to make hissing sounds when stressed, though he can’t explode like a full blooded creeper.

Alyssa- A mouse hybrid, with large mouse ears and a long tail. This definitely isn’t an in joke for the thousands of hours I spent browsing TVTropes as a child and the “what happened to the mouse” tROPE SHUT UP.

Ponk- A demon hybrid, with pointed ears, slit pupils, a small spaded tail, and small horns.

BadBoyHalo- A full blooded demon, with pointed ears, a tall stature, pitch black skin and hair, fangs, claws, hooves, a long spaded tail, long horns, and small bat like wings. He’s rather self conscious about how intimidating he looks. He's also a lich (with Skeppy as his phylactery) which is why he has pure white eyes (a trait the undead share).

TommyInnit- An absolute mess, genetic wise, since I’m taking Tommy's joke about being born in a lab and running with it. He's mostly angel, and was basically cloned from Phil's DNA (from a feather that fell off his wings that somehow someone got a hold of) but had a bunch of other hybrid and human DNA mixed in to make him somewhat stable enough to actually survive gestation. He has very small, dark wings that are useful for balance and little else, fangs, claws, and pointed ears. His bones are very light, making him fragile but a lot more dexterous. His blood is slightly off a human's, being slightly pinkish. His freckles, wings, blood, and eyes glow slightly and are patterned like the night sky. Technically undead as of his resurrection, and maintains the many injuries of his death permanently (bruises stay and don’t heal but don’t worsen, broken limbs can be moved at unnatural angles, ect.), pale, corpse like skin, and one of his eyes turned pure white.

Tubbo- A ram hybrid, with small curved ram horns, horizontal pupils, ram ears, a tail, and hooves. Nice and simple after the absolute mess that was Tommy.

Fundy- A limited shapeshifter, able to change his species, though he prefers to be in a fox-like form. He inherited this from Sally, who had similar abilities, though with more strength. He's always got certain features he inherited from each parent that he can’t change though- wings, pale skin, and ice-like freckles from Wilbur, and salmon scales coating his wings and cheeks, and ginger-and-white hair from Sally.

Punz- A dragon hybrid, with dark horns, dark sclera and slit pupils, wings just large enough for limited flight, a strong tail, fangs, claws, and blue scales coating his cheeks, wings, tail, arms, and legs. Has a natural inclination to sleep in a pile of his wealth he only holds off on when he feels it’s at risk of being stolen (which, since this is the Dream SMP, is almost constantly).

Purpled- An enderman hybrid, with small horns, pointed ears, purple blood, and ender particles surrounding him. Parts of his arms and legs are covered in leathery, pure black skin.

Wilbur- Half angel, half fucking refrigerator because cc!Wilbur hates us (affectionate). His skin is unnaturally, icy pale, and his blood is an icy blue. His freckles are the colour of ice reflecting. He's got wings from his father, large enough to glide, but they’re pale coloured and slightly transparent. He has fangs claws, and pointy ears. His blood, wings, and eyes glow slightly and are patterned like the night sky. As Ghostbur, he’s got the injuries of his death apparent at all times, though they don’t hinder him or cause him pain, corpse like skin, pure white eyes, and is permanently transparent.

JSchlatt- A ram hybrid. He’s got large ram horns, dark sclera and horizontal pupils, a ram tail, fur around his arms, and hooves.

Skeppy- A construct made to be Bad's phylactery. He's fully made of diamond, and appears as a moving human statue (though entirely made out of diamond), though he has limited shape shifting ability to change his “hair” and “clothes”, though he has to remain the same mass. He has some small red detailing on him out of redstone (which was used partially in his contruction). The egg flipped the red and teal in his colour scheme. Also he's smalllllllllllll.

Eret- Part ghost, due to being descended from Herobrine. She has pure white eyes, pointy ears, and under stress he becomes partially transparent. They tend to hide their nonhuman features (ears under hair or hats and eyes under sunglassses) and are often mistaken for human.

Jack Manifold- Started as a wolf hybrid, with large wolf ears and a tail. After dying, he came back from hell as a hellhound with red and blue “flames” coming from his eyes, ears, and replacing his missing tail he lost in one of his deaths with two made of this fire. The fire is chillingly cold to the touch, and not warm. His eyes are also monocolour, though in heterochromatic red and blue instead of the usual pure white found in undead.

Niki- A moth hybrid, with antennae, monocolour amber eyes, fluffy wings, and more fluff around her neck, wrists, and torso. These and her hair are patterned gold and black, though as of now she’s dyed them all pink. Idk I just feel like moths fit her for some reason.

Quackity- A duck hybrid, with golden wings and webbed hands and feet. He’s also a shapeshifter of sorts, however instead of shifting into different forms he shifts into different beings, from alternate realities that never came to be. These can be used to shift into near identical copies of those around him, to impersonate them, or to shift into alternate versions of people (like Mexican Dream to Dream). These aren’t Quackity, though, and as such they have their own pool of canon lives, and while he has lots of influence over them they can still act autonomously.

Karl Jacobs- An inter dimensional being made of time itself. While his current form is mostly human, he has technicolour rainbow blood, freckles, and patches on his skin, along with clock-shaped pupils that change with the time. His “natural” form is a vaguely humanoid mess of ever shifting colour.

HBomb- I didn’t know what to do with him at first- he was a cow hybrid in my pfp set- but I just think the idea of him being a chill cat hybrid who turns full nyaa whenever he’s in a maid dress to be funny so he’s a cat hybrid now. With dyed-white cat ears and a dyed-white cat tail.

Technoblade- A piglin hybrid primarily, but he’s definitely got some weird traces of other species. He’s got tusks, pink hair, pink pig ears, a pig tail, and hooves, but he’s also got paws from some other animal hybridisation in his blood, and has a tallness that suggests demon blood somewhere down the line. His red eyes aren’t natural, and only occurred after he was sacrificed to be the vessel of the Blood God.

Antfrost- A cat hybrid, with blond and brown fur, a cat tail, paws both on his hands and feet, and cat ears. He’s also got split pupils and blue sclerae (though a different shade to his irises).

Philza- An angel- the creation of a god or goddess to help serve them (Dreamon's would be an example of the angels the Dream's can create, though they’re primarily running wild nowadays.) The creation and servant of one of the gods of death, Kristen, to serve her in the mortal realm. He’s got very large feathered dark wings, pupilless unnaturally bright eyes, pointy ears, fangs, claws, and dark blood the colour of the night sky. His wings, eyes, freckles and blood glow brightly and are patterned like the night sky. Injuries reveal that he's fully inhuman under his skin, appearing to be a void of colour that also glows and is patterned like the night sky. His crows, who are messengers from the afterlife, have this same pattern on their feathers.

Conner- I don’t know much about him tbh but. He’s just a hedgehog hybrid. I mean he’s joked enough about canonically being the kid of Sonic and Elise. He’s got blue hedgehog ears and a tail, and blue spines mixed in with his dark hair.

Captain Puffy- A sheep hybrid, with small curled sheep horns, sheep ears, a fluffy sheep tail, hooves, and hair curly and soft like wool. The split in her hair between brown and white is natural, though she keeps a small section dyed rainbow.

Vikkstar- Another angel, though of a god long gone. His entire body, even his “clothes” (which are made of flesh) glow intensely bright and have the pattern of the night sky.

LazarBeam- A gingerbread hybrid, which I’d say is dumb but we’ve already had a refrigerator hybrid so. I don’t know what else to say here.

Ranboo- Half enderman, half god of some sort. Has small horns, pointy ears, an inhumanly wide mouth with fangs, claws, digitigrade feet ending in hoof-like claws, pure black and white skin, pure black and white hair and freckles on the opposite side of the skin, red and green heterochromatic eyes barely distinguishable from their sclera, and red and green blood. Hmm, I wonder what other character shares similar descriptions... :)

FoolishG- A more matured god than Dream. Appears to be made entirely out of gold, with his hair and freckles appearing like copper. His pure green eyes have a similar texture to emeralds. Also he’s like. Massive. He’s like eleven Skeppy's.

Hannah- A nymph of the forests. Has prehensile vines and flowers flowing in her hair all the way to the ground, and half of her face and one of her arms are entirely made of these prehensile vines and flowers. Makes flowers grow in her step, after being corrupted by the egg they wither around her instead.

Charlie- Slime hybrid. Honestly just kind of got the most impractical parts of being a hybrid, having random sections of skin changed into green slime which drips everywhere and kind of gets in the way. It doesn’t seem to bother him though.

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@stxrnenstxub​ ASKED:

" he's feisty! " satoru shrugged his shoulders, this hybrid couldn't be as difficult as they made him out to be. hence he entered the compound that wasn't open to the public. taking a small look around, he spotted the tiger kitten boy in the corner, picking on some grass and leaves, perhaps. satoru moved over slowly, quietly squatting down when the boy turned his head to look at the intruder. " hey, small one. look. " he pulled out a small bar of chocolate, showing it to the tiger kitten.

. 虎杖 .

Feisty. Was he really? Was he not just a cub that was scared and lonely? He sat in the corner, arms around his knees, tiny claws digging into the bare skin of his shins. He didn’t like this place. It was horrible. He didn’t like humans. They had taken him away from his family to begin with, had put him behind cold steel with too little space between to squeeze through.

His eyes were red from crying, his voice hoarse from snarling, hissing, growling, screaming. He really hated this place. The cub had bit at least three workers and scratched five. He didn’t want to have anything to do with anyone. He was hungry, he was thirsty. The fierce little one caused more damage than he wanted to accept help. 

It’s no wonder people eventually called Gojou, a man with what seems to be talent to get animals to calm down, to listen, to eventually heal from whatever trauma they’ve gone through until that very point. 

The moment the cub heard the gate open, he curled up tighter in his corner, tail around his feet and arms hugging his legs. He refused to acknowledge the presence, hoping it would go away. He pretended to be busy, starting to pick on grass and scrunching up dry leaves between his tiny fingers. His ear twitched when he was approached, the hairs on his neck rising up and he growled. It was anything but intimidating, though he thought he sounded big and scary. 

The cub does turn his head, golden brown eyes meeting.... black. The growl turned into a confused little noise. Did the human not have eyes? That can’t be good? He’d never seen blindfolds or sunglasss, he didn’t know what those were. Still, it felt like he was being watched, which was odd. He didn’t know if he liked it. His tail tapped against the ground. 

Big eyes narrowed a little, a small hiss escaped him when the man reached for his pocket and taking something out. The cub flinched, surely he’d just hurt him!! ... But nothing happened. Eyes opened again slowly and he blinked confused. The wrapping was pulled back, allowing the sweet scent of chocolate to reach his tiny dirty nose. His tummy growled. Hands moved to cover his stomach and he looked away. 

It takes a few glances, a few minutes, but soon a dirty shaky little hand reaches for the chocolate. He hesitates briefly and then takes it. Holding it tight while biting into it, like he thought the treat would disappear. Big fat tears start to roll down his far too slim and dirty cheeks. He sniffles, trying to not hiccup while munching on the melting chocolate in his tight tight grip. The sniffles turn to sobs. Tiny hands try wipe away tears, the wrapping of the chocolate crinkling against his cheek as he does. 

He doesn’t know why, but he is soon burying his face against the human’s stomach, hugging him tight while seeking the comfort he’d yearned for for so long now. The man smelled nice, he was warm, his presence was comforting. The cub clung to him, the chocolate dropped a good while ago. He didn’t care. He just wanted to be held. 

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