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goblinthefrog · 2 years

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Obviously you’ve never met a gay person before

#this is not homophobic #I’m gay #that means I like breaking things #it’s fun #makes my bones jiggly #lesbian #lgbtq community #lgbtq+#pride month #this is from an article about the liquid inside glow sticks #i wanted to know what it was called #also if it was toxic #cause ngl #shit looks tasty #and I wanna bite one

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egophiliac · 1 month

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was gonna wait 'til I'd done all the poms, but it's been a day, so have Vil with a Salazzle 🍎

#art #twisted wonderland #poketwst #what are they plotting? you don't want to know.#sigh. once again the whole 'i don't wanna do more than two each' thing is coming back to bite me.#salazzle was the immediate obvious one and then there were like two or three others i was really torn between #(milotic is the other obvious-seeming choice but there were others i felt fit more in different ways and...yeah)#then i remembered i don't actually have to draw more than one pokemon so here we are #with the ✨QUEENS✨#(me drawing salazzle's weird little feethands: heheheheh)

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kimis-gloves · 2 months

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lando norris side profile

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puppetmaster13u · 6 months

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Prompt 84

Amity Park absolutely adores her little ghostling, her little Gatekeeper who was of her own ectoplasm, reborn from her own blood in the center of her new heart. She absolutely adores her baby, practically a newborn, being only a year dead!

So of course she had to gush and boast about her little phantom to the other city spirits! They all got together to gossip sometimes after all. And both Smallville and Fawcett started to gush about their own little ones back!

Gosh they should set up a playdate at some point, her little phantom could use some friends in the mortal realm. Well some more friends, three is obviously not enough. Oh, Gotham and Bludhaven have come over as well! It’s a playdate then!

Now if only each of their world’s timelines were synced up, but at least everyone is around the same age!

#dcxdp #dpxdc #City Children Au #Prompts #Each city is from a different timeline lol #Bruce is an angy 16 year old vigilante and was Not prepared to be the oldest #Dick hasn't told them his birthday #and isn't revealing he's older than this Bruce by a few months #Clark is just happy to make friends and he brought pie! his ma and him made it!#Dick is wheezing at these itty bitty versions of Bruce and Clark- this is great and hilarious and oh god he has to protect them #Billy is chanting to do it whenever someone has a Bad Idea- He's just become the Champion of Magic & the gods encourage it #Danny is delighted to have more friends and he's not the oldest Or the youngest so yay!#they're having fun #lots of fun in all their timelines and in the realms too #if they get in trouble they call their city-parents #“Alfred says I'm a polite young man. He also says that if someone tries to grab me to use my teeth”#“Sounds about right” “Mood” “Biting is always good” “But what about diseases??”#“Hey Danny you like alien stuff right- do you think you can help me and the others translate this it came from the ship i was on”#“Omg Billy you should teach us mortal magic and we can teach you are stuff”#Dick: I don't wanna be the responsible one so I'm going to encourage them all to be Worse :)#At some point the squad is going to end up in some other timeline and confuse the fuck out of the JL lol #dick grayson #danny fenton #billy batson #clark kent #bruce wayne

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darling-deadest · 1 year

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if im good can i cockwarm you while you play video games? i promise i’ll only squirm a little

#t4t #t4t nsft #anyone can reblog #t4t nblm #t4t nblnb #t4t mlm #t4t nblw #t4t kink #inspired by the hot guy i play red dead with like sir let me sit on your cock please #in other news i’m collecting a harem who wanna fuck me so bad it makes them look stupid #told one id bite him if he woke me up and he promised to give me the best dick of my life if i did so

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fullunadulteratedart · 7 months

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get that pirate king a chew toy

continuation of this and this

#zolu #one piece #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #my art #so glad everyone is in agreement that luffy bites zoro all the time #and yes i wanna draw the reverse at some point I'm just having too much fun with this first

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dawnbreakersgaze · 2 months

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Petition for Papergames to give us an "outfit" (or maybe accessory?) for Raf with his scales out because

Oh my God is he gorgeous and I want to look at him like this all the time????

Like excuse me this man isn't just an artist, he IS the art

#oh no kay has fallen into Rafayel posting #love and deepspace #lads #l&ds #lnds #love & deepspace #rafayel #rafayel love and deepspace #down the slip-n-slide to lemuria we go~#he's my little Ravioli #i wanna bite every one of those freckles uhj #kay's edits

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no-place-to-be-happy · 2 years

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#ugly fanart of one of my favorite moments of the series because fluffybird and because they are perfect and because it is literally the-#the most amazing moment of my life and i just can't i love you so much aa aa a why why why do you have to be so cute i just wanna-#bite 'em and pound 'em 'cause they're literally can't can't can't #aa a literally just so perfect simple and too good to be true i think i'm dreaming please help i'm dying #I'm sorry I'm a very cringe person #fluffybird #dhmis #my art

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dollya-robinprotector · 9 months

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"Go on, touch me, hold me, kiss me, eat me... The warmth overlaps together" - EAT ME (Gumi)

#Oh how I just wanna eat you whole...#you would be so very safe and warm and with me #One bite is all it take to gulp the little wings-clipped birdie down my throat I imagine it would be so delish #does this count as horny-posting?#ahahahaha #hah....#Oh and do consider giving the song a try I love it #robin the orphan #dol robin #dol pc #dollya art #dol #degrees of lewdity

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munsonify · 4 months

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daddy? sorry-

#munsonify #this has to be one of my favorite pictures of him #sweat and all #i wanna bite his thighs #steve harrington #steve harrington smut

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wormswurld · 3 months

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they are so so so cute. their smiles ☹️

#god i wanna bite barry’s arm so bad #GOD #he is the one for me your honor #saltburn #oliver quick #barry keoghan #venetia catton #alison oliver #saltburn bts #saltburn 2023 #lgbtqia

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willowser · 10 months

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oh my god, fine, i didn't go to bed because 🥺 what about nerd kirishima 🥺

like it's sero's fault that you even meet him, because he keeps flinging shit at you across your shared desk, and you get into this stupid war with office supplies that turns VIOLENT, until one of you — him, for sure — gets their foot caught in the web of wires under the table and yanks them all out, causing both your computer screens to go dark.

"you idiot, you're gonna get us fired!"

and he's like, "chill, chill, chill, i can fix this."

and his idea of "fixing it" is calling the company's support desk and asking for his buddy kirishima to come down to your department because he's got something cool to show him. and the "something cool" is the absolute disaster of dusty, unplugged cables that are hanging loose on the floor.

the first thing you notice about him — because how couldn't you — is how big he is ????? this little dweeb from support, who is actually not little at all. six foot something, with a white button-up that's clearly too tight on him, his red hair pulled back into a bun, and some STUPID. LITTLE. GLASSES. WAAAAAHHH.

and he gets on his knees — slacks straining over his thighs — to look under your desk to fix this mess, and he keeps having to readjust his STUPID. GLASSES. and you're just sitting perched on the edge 😌 watching him 😌

you ask him, "want me to hold that for you??" and he SMACKS his head into the underside of your desk, hissing out a little "ow, shit!" before rearing back to look up at you, a lil wide-eyed, pink-cheeked !!!

very quickly, his eyes cut to where your legs are crossed in your skirt, right by his head, before he's asking, "sorry, what?"

and he's just so stinking AKFHFUSLALHDLALA that you nod to his shirt pocket where he's got his phone, the flashlight on, struggling to see under the desk. "i said, do you want me to hold that for you?"

"oh, no, no!" kirishima is quick to look away, down to his wide, now-dusty hands. "that's—no, i don't want you to have to do that! thanks, though!"

"you should," sero pipes up, sitting in the chair at his desk, useless. and he's probably got, like, twizzlers or something from the vending machine, chewing on them as he grins at kirishima. "should get down on your knees and—"

"dude!" kirishima grits, neck bobbing as he swallows. and now even his ears are pink, so you can't help but to ask—

"you don't want me to help you?"

and he's like, stressed !!! like, "oh, no, no, that's not what i meant! if you wanna get down here, then i'd be glad—or, y'know, if you—"

but the more he keeps talking, the more nervous you can see him getting, and the more your smile stretches until he's just ducking back under the desk before you can tell that he's starting to sweat akfjeisjdjalndhak

#one thing about me i'm gon a write about a nerd #love nerds love 'em #i just wanna shake 'em around and BITE 'EM #once a long time ago i saw a head canon that said kirishima is probably super into role playing games #and it changed the trajectory of my life #this man spends whole days playing his overly modded skyrim on pc you can't TELL ME HE DOESN’T #WAAAAHHH I WANNA TEAR HIM TO SHREDS #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: kirishima #✿ theme: nerd kiri

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piccolos-bigtoe · 4 months

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'Portrait of a Man,' Sniper is licherally my princess... perchance my queen even, my baby girl one might say....... I would do anything for her even if it made me estranged from my family and friends and made me have to flea the country and fake my own death. 𝕴 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖘𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖗... My lucious fertile omega beauty 𝖘𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖊 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊. oki I'm done monolouging. I'm doing a series for my screen print class of male office workers in cute little seductive outfits and I wanted to draw him in the same fashion with some leather heels and shirtless

Heres the BG on its own, mein gott nippals! \(#Ö#)/

#tf2 #tf2 fanart #my art #tf2 sniper #team fortress 2 #Not intended as femfortress but like idrc what people see it as so it can be femfortress if one wants it to be #biting my lip so hard I drew blood god I don't know if I want him or wanna be him #Just kiiding i do know and its both

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gremmiie · 11 months

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Literally feeling so normal about him

#one piece #sanji #sanji vinsmoke #taz skylar #one piece live action #one piece sanji #sanji one piece #my art #fan art #but yeah in conclusion I am in fact a sanji fan girl now #like I liked him a lot because I love all the straw hats #but like now I wanna bite him

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pinkiemme · 1 year

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Mandalorian Arthur Morgan lives rent free in my head

#he!!!#he’s so thick I wanna bite #did I try 50 armor colors? yes #was the first one red and then after 50 other tries I came back to red? also yes #emmeart #mandalorian!Arthur Morgan #Arthur Morgan #red dead redemption fanart #red dead redemption 2 #the mandalorian #mandalorian oc? kinda? idk #mandalorian au #he’s all dreamy until he goes into his duty calls mood

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lizzysbrain · 4 months

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My poor baby probably didn’t get an ounce of sleep that night. Bro was being dragged to prison and the only thing he was worried about was whether she was breathing or not 😢. I need a man this in love with me.

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