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gethskylark · 3 months

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Rewatching sk8 since there was news of a new season, and hear me out - it's like reverse Scott Pilgrim. Instead of a dude having to fight seven evil exes, you've got six people who all have to fight one guy's evil ex.

#and Adam is A Problem #sk8 the infinity #poor cherry blossom #kaoru sakurayashiki #this remains the most excellently unhinged dub I've heard tho #Technically 7v1 #if you count his assistant with the dog kink

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andy-clutterbuck · 1 month

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1x04 - What We | The Ones Who Live

#i am utterly feral #like i cannot be introduced into society or an indoor environment rn #Rick Grimes #towl spoilers #The Ones Who Live #*#rg #HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MORE HANDSOME STOP IT #F U Z Z I E S #CHEST FUZZIES DO YOU SEE THEM #NECK FUZZIES #SCARS #THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS #I AM WINNING #even his adams apple is nice #i hate myself #the slope of his shoulders 🗣#if i could just rest my face on his chest for a few i think it could solve a lot of problems i have tbh #put me in traction #until i walk like i'm about to duel at the OK Corral #[redacted] inside me #hello welcome to the tour #on your left you will see A MAN™#i have a very hectic week ahead i need to go to bed #would give a kidney to draw idle patterns in his chest hair #*rabid whale noises*#i don't think whales can get rabies but if they could that's what i sound like rn #that man would look like an ancient capri sun pouch when i was done #go to bed lacey

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absolutelybifurious · 2 months

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hazbin hotel + text posts

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin charlie #radioapple #hazbin text posts #text posts #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #hazbin adam #hazbin sera #man idk at this point #heres this i guess #and yes its like 50% radioapple #I HAVE A PROBLEM LEAVE ME ALONE

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melodyidk · 2 months

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Welcome to "Is my taste in men bad or is he actually hot?"

On today's instalment we have:

The one.

The only.

The unapologetically hilarious...

*drumroll sound for dramatic effect cause I'm sassy*

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Adam a.k.a. The Dick Master, also known by:

The leader of the Exterminators

The original dick

The first man

Mr. "All of humanity came from deez nuts"

(Second panel is NOT my art. All credit goes to scout_ish on Twitter.... X?? Idfk man, eat the rich, I hate this, I'm still calling it Twitter.)

ANYWHO

Now, is it the fact he's hilarious? Is it because he wears a mask? Is it the because Alex Brightman voices him? OR, is it because he plays guitar and I'm definitely part of the problem with stereotypes?

The amswer is E) all of the above

I blame all the fanart people do of him and two cosplayers in particular.

denki.darling

and

Har_Fie

I'm not even gonna try to justify this one. He's just silly, which in my book, is atractive.

Hes uglyhot guys, please.

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katsuorr · 3 months

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How it really happened:

"and now I'm going to FUCK YOU"

E no final Adam ficou grávido, lalala final feliz lalala🎶

#sorry not sorry #I laughed so hard doing this shit #i have a problem #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel adam #lucifer morningstar #adam #hazbin hotel #fanart #drawing #art #my art #meme #katsuor

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randombook4idk · 5 months

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fandoms: guuuyyysss, pls use anti tags when talking negativly about the characters🥺🥺🥺 fans don't need to see how much you hate their faves!! pls be respectful🥺🥺🥺

also fandom about it's most hated characters: u fucking suck. no one likes you. if someone does like you im gonna assume the worst of those people. ew gross i hate you. only abuse apologists/homophobes/fascists/etc. would like them. how can anyone like them?? thank god no one likes you otherwise your fans would be annoyed by having to deal with this negativity and with people accusing them of being awful people...but they dont because no one likes you. did i mention how much i hate this stupid character-

#yes most of the characters i've tagged did terrible things #fandom problems #shou tucker #toh belos #philip wittebane #odalia blight #enji todoroki #bnha enji #james ironwood #adam taurus #fiona frost #agent nightfall #sxf fiona

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disco-troy · 4 months

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problems with beast world aside im loving the JLA/titans parallels to the Titans protecting Gar/Vic at all costs.

I think its a super interesting way to bring the titans in their first crisis, a callback to arguable their first crisis that involved the whole dc universe and to really dig into what it means to be the Titans.

#continuing to read i think its a lost oppurtunity that the hero community was all on board with protecting garro #i think it would be more interesting if u parelled the interpersonal conflicts witi=in the community with JLA/titans #I guess part of it was done in dark crisis but i don't think it was really concluded well #and theres the problem of who ur using like again id say black adam but its retreatind dark crisi ground #titans beast world #dc comics #teen titans #dick grayson #gar logan #vic

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cryotheatre · 6 months

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envy adams discord layout for @glam-g1rls :3

#( ♡ ) layouts #i hope these r ok im sorry about the gif i tried to crop it on my editing software but jt said there was a problem :(#envy adams #scott pilgrim #spvtw #layouts #icons #discord #discord layouts #discord header #discord icons #gif

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zer0point5ive · 9 months

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“we’re gonna be okay?” “i wouldn’t lie to you” one of the most fucked up things to happen on screen to date

#sick to my stomach ..#chainshipping #saw 2004 #adam faulkner stanheight #lawrence gordon #wdym ‘we’re’#leigh hey leigh i have a question. leigh tell me smth real quick :) what is your problem #like why tell me Why #fuck this entire film. i say as if this isn’t a whole blog basically dedicated to it #still #:(#📹

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vague-humanoid · 1 year

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Anti-trans comedian Dave Chappelle hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend, and instead of apologizing or even acknowledging the war he has waged on trans people, he used his monologue to make dangerous and inflammatory comments about Jewish people.

Despite anger over the fact that SNL invited Chappelle to host in the first place – with rumors that some of the writers boycotted the episode – the show went on. And Chappelle continued to use his platform to perpetuate dangerous stereotypes and defend hate.

#some of the tweets the article links to are by some suspect folks #like the person trying to sneak Ilhan Omar into the conversation #but adam here has some good explanations on why this is a major problem

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ohbother2 · 2 months

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*clears throat* I've been dead to the internet for like a week so... Adam x f!reader smut oneshot dropping in like, 3 hours

srsly guys, I'm not getting into heaven after writing this one

#I had to edit some of this one shot to make it MORE ACCEPTABLE #I think I have problems #genuine problems #hazbin hotel #Hazbin Hotel adam #hazbin hotel Adam x reader #Adam x reader #Hazbin Hotel smut

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twc-thoughts-you-didnt-ask-for · 1 year

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UB after meeting the most unhinged and in danger human they could get their hands on

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colourstreakgryffin · 6 months

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If it's okay can I please ask for a platonic yandere Adam and Eve with you komori

Reader that still has PTSD from being used as a blood bag

And still has the heeled bit marks

To give you a description on her she's super sweet kind-hearted careful and shy

If you are uncomfortable with this you don't have to take this request

To be honest! I would never imagine I’d see my beloved father and mother become Yandere but you know what! I wanna check this out and see what I can do so let’s try it out!

Yandere! Adam and Eve- Broken Little Heart

The parents of humanity had always loved their children. Every single one, their attachment to mankind went to all the souls but yet. Neither of the couple could have predicted finding one child of their own to be so wonderful, their lives would change for good

You… a innocent little girl rescued by Adam after he and his dear wife, Eve found out you were being treated as a blood bag by a bunch of older men. Adam may love his children but his protective nature over actual children beat that as he beat down the men with Eve running to your rescue to pick you up

The parents of humanity grew attached to you very quick, out of their natures to simply love children but their love for you wasn’t very normal. It started relatively innocent but then it got it corrupted over their obsession to keep you as their child

Adam grew obsessively protective and talkative with you. You cannot touch anything without Adam taking it from you and examining it to make sure it’s safe for you whilst he holds you to his chest. He is rather controlling but he always proclaims it’s for your safety and nothing more as he holds you in his lap

Eve is clingy and possessive. She constantly follows you around, much like Adam and she always tries to hug you, hold you and cuddle you to her bare chest. She needs affection from her beloved little daughter; just focus on her, not whatever you’re playing with

Their presences are suffocating as they’ll never let you have a breath of your own. One or both are around 24/7 and it seems to you, they view you as a precious little infant that needs constant parenting, due to your past trauma

Both parents love how sweet-hearted, shy and careful you are. You’re the embodiment of purity and innocence, and that must be protected at all causes, their want to protect you drove both of them to become so unhinged and possessive over you, they can’t interact with others without snapping

Adam and Eve are nowhere near as obsessive and crazed over their actual biological sons then they are to you. They do love their sons with all their hearts but for you, you require so much care and attention that looking after you draws away all of their time from the two boys that actually share their blood and DNA

They both understand how emotionally fragile you are. You’re cheerful and optimistic, with a naive and indecisive streak, this behaviour further drives Adam and Eve to take charge of you and ensure nothing can hurt you. Ensure you grow love for them back, no matter what

Eve loves comparing your light blonde hair to Adam’s. You can come off as their biological child very easily and honestly… you don’t really mind as on your end, you don’t recognise their blaring Yandere-like traits, you only notice their intense parental love for you… finally, a true family

The more you respond positively to their parenting, the more their Yandere traits grow and when anybody tries to intervene, it’s get messy. Adam throws hands with literally anybody who hurts you in the most brutal manner whilst Eve picks you up and yells at the person at the top of her lungs

How dare anybody hurt your precious little feelings? Anybody who does shall pay a huge price

The parents will never ever force their ideals of living onto you. You don’t want to be naked because it’s cold and uncomfortable? That’s completely fine to them, as long as it makes you happy. That’s all they care about, that you’re happy with them

And you truly are happy with them. They may be corrupted and with black poisonous souls now but they are both such caring, loving parents that rejecting them would be a silly idea. They have flaws but Adam and Eve are the best parental figures you’ve ever had

Both Adam and Eve will never let your PSTD damage you anymore. They’ll do everything they can to ensure it never affects you again, Adam continues to play with you in a soft manner as Eve brushes her fingers through your hair to further comfort you

All in specific strategies to help you get over your trauma for good and not care so much about those bite and needle scars on your skin anymore

“My little one, are you okay? Oh. A child scared you with stories about vampires? Do not worry now, your father is here to protect you from all of the scary bad things. Okay? May we hug so I can prove to you I’ll always be here”

“My baby daughter! What happened? Did you scrap your knee? Oh no! Don’t worry, mother will make sure it doesn’t hurt anymore! Here, let me pick you up, Mother will heal you and make all the pain go away forever!”

#record of ragnarok #ror imagines #ror x reader #ror humans #anime and manga #ror adam #ror eve #record of ragnarok adam #record of ragnarok eve #ror characters #headcanons #parent headcanons #ror parent #yandere imagines #platonic yandere #yandere headcanons #yandere #yandere problems #ror headcanons

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screechin-outloud · 27 days

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one thing abt me is that I will, in fact, kin on the mean bisexual white boy filled with rage, a deep need for academic validation, caffeine problems and a emo bf that has no chill

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famousfive · 1 year

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“Ich würde mit dir bis ans Ende der Welt gehen.”

#wtf bro?! wtf #leo: I'm in love with you #adam: sounds like a you problem #tatort #tatort saarbrücken #spatort #hörk #leo hölzer #adam schürk #die kälte der erde #♡

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constellationcore · 8 months

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The story of Jonah Marshall is one of rose colored glasses and loneliness, and it feels like the more we learn more about Adam and the formation of the modern iteration of BPS his story gets sadder.

It's easy (and fairly understandable) to typecast Jonah as the cowardly stoner, and that's largely to do with the way his character is framed by a primary character in the story. Much of what we know about Jonah is informed secondhand through Adam. It is also abundantly clear that Adam has a strained relationship with Jonah, and only seems to want to describe him as unserious, cowardly, and a stereotypical stoned slacker. And while I don't think any of that is necessarily wrong, there is potential for there to be more to his character than just a surface analysis.

I'd ask that you consider an alternate framing of Jonah, informed by some of the canon we learn from Adam's diary, Vol 2, and Vol 4.

Jonah gets a message from someone online asking for help with his ghost investigations, likely because of Jonah's interest in the paranormal or filming (probably the latter if we're considering his popularity on the BPS YouTube channel and his tendency to be the one operating the camera equipment). The opportunity is advertised as dangerous and potentially threatening, but at the intersection of living in your successful father's shadow and needing the chance to make something of yourself in a backwater town, any opportunity is a good one. This portion (to the next line break) is informed mostly from personal experience rather than canon, but this sort of willingness to take even the most dangerous opportunity with a complete stranger screams lonely, ignored teenager. The way he interacts with Adam in a potentially annoying, jokey sort of way is exactly how I tend to act when trying to make myself seem more fun while making friends, or how my siblings and I acted when we wanted our busy parents' attention.

Perhaps instead of just being a bored teenager who needed a way to pay for weed, Jonah used the new opportunity with BPS to make something for himself and to not be in the same lonely, isolated space as before. He tries to be friends with the person he works with, joking with Adam at any opportunity. For Adam, these investigations are extremely serious and has a lot of personal importance. But for Jonah, BPS doesn't have the same personal stake, rather it's an opportunity to do something he enjoys (to some degree) with people he's friends with. Specifically referencing a line from Vol 4, Jonah views himself and Adam as best friends, which is telling to how attached he is to Adam: even if the friendship is, in actuality, only one way. Jonah sticks with Adam during the more alternate-centric investigations because he truly wants to believe that Adam is his friend and the investigations will help him find/cope with the loss of his mother. It paints their Vol 2 argument in an entirely different light: instead of it being strictly about Jonah being cowardly during the entire investigation and not wanting to confront the truth/alternates (as Adam seemed to believe), it's Jonah's final attempt to reason with Adam. The rose colored glasses are off, and he's finally understanding that Adam will do whatever is necessary to know the nature of his mother's death and his own existence, and Jonah was just a stepping stone to get there.

Part of what made Jonah's character so effective to me is because he is such an everyman. Instead of staying and witnessing the existential horrors locked away in the basement, he does his best to convince his friend to choose self preservation and their friendship over a veritable death sentence. and when that doesn't work? He leaves. Presumably both with the intention of saving himself and to tell Sarah and any BPS associated party what happened, maybe to get help in some way and dying enroute (which is what occurs in Jonah's biblical counterpart's story). But what makes Jonah's death via M.A.D. so punchy is what he's torn up about: leaving his friend behind. This links directly back to what I mentioned about the argument as a last effort to get make his friend understand the danger he is in, but the way the alternate preys upon him? The most effective way to make Jonah succumb to madness, given the extent of existential terror a being like an alternate is capable of reaping on someone? The guilt of losing one of the only friends he had—and by extension one of the only things he cared about. That he would be all alone again through no fault other than his own.

#constellationcore writes #the mandela catalogue #mandela catalogue #jonah marshall #adam murray #i want to clarify that this is absolutely /not/ an attempt to villainize adam !! man has his own problems and i adore his character #rather i wanted to use his tendency to be an unreliable narrator due to his.. being an alt.. as a way to explore jonah's character potentia #also NOT A SHIP holy shit this is an exploration into an objectively very unhealthy friendship do NOT tag it as such #this is not a tmc ship friendly blog #also also this is obvs not canon! idk what the intention was behind jonah as a character but this is how i see him! w my big autistic eyes

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