melodyidk

[melodyidk]

This, but I always try to find one that fits a very specific aesthetic and plays as a pun for the character.

Aurelia (a siren OC for one piece I have) - it's a certain species of jellyfish that glows (due to her kind living in the depths of the sea, their scales have evolved to glow in streaks to illuminate their surroundings)

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[melodyidk]

[melodyidk]

I really went into that episode all like "Psh, people are overreacting. This is Hazbin Hotel, literally NOTHING can make me cry." and they bawled my eyes out.

Actually, I watched the lil sing along clip from "more than anything" and suddenly I burst out in crying because the love lucifer has for charlie and their father daughter bond was so immensely wholesome that my abondont heart couldn't handle it.

I just wish I had a father like that. I really am.

And it was making me so sad you don't know how much I cried.

[melodyidk]

I need to kiss every inch of her face, neck and chest while I make her cream around my fingers 🫶

I need her to sit on my face.

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[melodyidk]

I wanna suck the misogyny out of Adam.

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[melodyidk]

😁🫵👒❤️

#one piece #monkey d. luffy

[melodyidk]

The amount of times I've rewatched this is embarrassing.

MORE ADAM PLSSSSS PLS PLSPLSPSLSSSSS

You ask and you will receive pookies.... Hope u enjoy this little msi animatic... (I'M GOING INSANE I NEED HIM SO BADLY(

Cmere adam luvvers come get ur man 😋😋😋

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[melodyidk]

But-

[melodyidk]

They're literally such a sweet sapphic pair. One of my favorites by far. They kinda remind me of me and my own girlfriend 😭

Vaggie and Charlie are not the "starightest" lesbians you all just associate the lgbt community with oversexualization and abusive behavior. That's a you problem. Leave my favorite vanilla lesbians alone.

#hazbin hotel #chaggie #vaggie #charlie morningstar #lgbtq #sapphic love #wlw love #my babies #deranged melody hours

[melodyidk]

The way I haven't see that much of him (I'm at the start of Fishman Island rn) and I'm already HOOKED- crazy.

⌕ one piece • eustass kid.

like or reblog if you save/use.

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[melodyidk]

She listens to Mitski and that is a hill I will DIE on

Metal & Hip Hop.

[melodyidk]

Salvation for the damned

Priest!Sanji x fem!Reader smut

Minors, do not interact!!!

Author's note: This is my first smut, go easy on me. I'm not used to actually posting what I write. Ever since I saw @hunnismokah 's fanart of Sanji as a priest I haven't had a WINK of sleep. She has unleashed something feral into the world.

Warning: if you're uncomfortable with themes of religion, I'll advise you to scroll away.

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"What is troubling you, my child?"

Sanji fancied himself a man of God. From a young age, he knew his role in life was to serve The All Mighty and help lost souls find the right path again.

He gave an Oath, and swore his body, mind and soul to The Lord, in promise to never stray from the path of light. And Sanji was a man of his word. Hence why he was sure you were sent by the Judge Of All, to test his strength and devotion.

Oh, you were the most angelic being he had ever laid eyes upon. Or at least so he thought, because, in truth, he saw you as a temptation crafted by The Devil specifically to torture him. And as much as he prayed and kneeled before God, begging for expiation, you wouldn't leave. As hard as he cried out to the heavens for a chance to atone, his screams were never heard.

You would always creep into his dreams, where he was most vulnerable, and force him into sin. You were a foul succubus, the daughter of Satan, and you have come to ensure his fall.

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"Father, I must atone for these terrible sins I've committed against the Holy One."

He hadn't expected you to turn up so late, looking deeply troubled near the Church's entrance. He let you in without a second thought, and as soon as you reached the altar, you dropped down to your knees, your hands clasped together, looking up at him in desperation.

His face softened and he smiled ever so slightly. He was glad you finally decided to turn yourself over to The Light. Sanji lifted his hand over your head and spoke with firmness in his voice.

"Speak now child, lay yourself bare before The Lord and share your troubles. Pray that He may forgive you."

He felt closest to God during confessions. It was as if The All Mighty spoke through him, accepting the wrongs of those before him into his heart and engulfing them in pure holy light.

"I've been plagued by impure thoughts, Father. The sin of Lust and Desire has claimed me and shackled me in its repulsive hold and I have become its slave."

Through the silence, a shaky breath was all that could be heard. Sanji felt his body shudder and pool in a cold sweat, a chill running down his spine. His knees were so weak he thought he might keel over any moment now, had he not been holding Saint Patrick's Cross so tightly in his other hand.

Taking a deep breath in through his nose, Sanji composed himself. Right now, he had to help this poor woman redeem herself before The Lord.

"Very good, my child. The first step to redemption is seeking out the forgiveness of God. Stand."

You did as you were told immediately, without asking a single question. Good. The expectant look in your eyes could melt the resolve of the most cold-hearted man, had you only wished to do so.

"For your heinous crimes, you shall face punishment, and you shall suffer, and you shall be freed. Now, are you ready to carry out God's task?"

Oh, that spark in your eyes. He could almost feel the devotion radiate off your body into zaps of energy. Almost. "I am ready, Father. I swear that I will do whatever it is The Lord asks of me."

Before you even finished speaking, he had already turned around and instructed you to follow him.

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Not before long, you found yourself in his private quarters. Just as you were about to question why, he called out to you, and you answered. Sanji was sat at the edge of his bed, looking up at you with a gentle smile adorning his face.

"Kneel, child."

You sank back to your knees, reaching out with your hands and hesitantly placing them atop his own, all while looking at him. He extended his hand to you and gently cupped your face, stroking your cheek with his thumb.

Breath caught in your throat, you dared not utter a word, lest all kinds of sinful thoughts escape through, in-between your teeth.

"Do you know what you must do?" You could feel his thumb brush across your plush lips and pull the bottom one down.

"Yes, Father."

Sanji felt your hands drag up his thighs and settle on the zipper of his pants. He held back a groan at the feeling of your hands on him, inhaling sharply once you pulled his cock out and sat up on your knees to press a featherlight kiss to the tip.

You licked your lips and pressed one more kiss to it before wrapping them around the head, sucking lightly. He let out a gasp and shut his eyes, basking in the way your perfect lips wrapped so well around the head of his dick. Sanji felt you pull away and opened his eyes only to see you spit on his cock and wrap a hand around to stroke him. Your palm so soft and gentle, your pace slow and sensual, easing him into the feeling of your skin pressed to his. He was trying so hard not to let out soft moans of pleasure as you touched him, your skin igniting a spark in him that ate away at his soul deliciously so.

He could feel sin seep through his skin and into his heart, pulling him away from all that he deemed right, enticing him to beg for more. But he couldn't allow it, couldn't allow to lose himself to such carnal desires.

His resolve, however, faltered the second you took him into your mouth again. Enveloping his cock in its warmth and continuing to stroke whatever you failed to fit with your hand. Sanji let out a whine, and pressed his palm to the back of your head, keeping you in place. You had long since closed your eyes, basking in the feeling of him filling up your mouth, making you imagine what it would feel like for him to bury himself deep inside you and claim you as his.

Oh, you've dreamed of him for so long. You knew it was wrong to want a man of God, selfish, to wish he'd devote himself to you instead. You'd stay awake at night, desperately pumping your fingers to feel even the slightest relief, but your body knew what it wanted. And it wanted it badly.

Whatever you did, you couldn't satisfy your hunger for the man, and tonight, after hopelessly trying to chaise you high for hours and failing miserably, you decided enough was enough. You had to have him.

Snapping back into the present, you moved your tongue against him, hearing him let out yet another sinful cry, tears threatening to spill over his eyes. You could feel yourself clenching around nothing. Sanji tugged on your hair, and a moan escaped your throat, making him mewl in ecstasy.

He could feel a knot begin to form, like a balloon ready to burst, so he pushed you away, panting.

You looked up at him, confused. Had he not enjoyed himself? Did he perhaps change his mind? Maybe he finally realised how wretched you were.

"Come, sit." You wasted no time in hastily removing your bottoms and straddling his lap. Sanji placed both his hands on your hips, pressing gentle kisses to your neck and collarbone. A sigh left his lips when he felt your fingers swiftly undoing his ponytail and running your fingers through his long, golden locks of hair.

You aligned yourself up with his cock and sank, taking him in inch by delicious inch, filling yourself. Once you finally fit him all inside, a breath of relief left you.

He was still pressed closely to your chest, holding you tightly and squeezing your hips as if you'd disappear should he let go. And his grip became tighter once you started moving. Sanji felt like he'd lose his mind by how tight, wet and warm your walls were, pulsating and squeezing around him and greedily sucking him in.

"Father...please." Your voice was so weak as if the wind was knocked out of you, leaving you gasping and craving for more. He groaned and tried to meet your hips with his, thrusting up into your cunt in chase of the pleasure engulfing him whole.

"Fuck, you feel so good my sweet." He was quickly losing himself in you. Breathing in your scent and feeling it fill up his lungs, it was almost as if his mind was spiralling into insanity.

"Call me by my name...Let me hear you say it." You could barely register what he was asking of you, too drunk on the feeling of the man you've been craving for so long finally giving you what you've been wanting.

"Sanji, please don't stop." A shameless whine interrupted you. You couldn't form coherent thoughts anymore. All you could think about was him and how good he was making you feel.

He just kissed your forehead and began fucking into you harder, hitting that special spot deep inside you every time. He knew you were close by the way you tightened so much around him, it was evident.

"I know darling, 'm close too. Fuck- Been dreaming about this pussy for months. Been dreaming of filling it up to the brim with my cum. Is that what you want love? For me to paint your insides white?"

All you could do was throw your head back and moan like an animal in heat, desperately moving your hips to chase that high.

"Use your words, sweetness. Tell me you want it." He didn't falter in his movements, keeping up the brutal pace and abusing your cunt, set on hearing you.

You locked your eyes with his, barely able to keep them open. "Want your cum Sanji, please give it to me. Want you to fill me up." He groaned, hearing you barely get out the words, too focused on the pleasure he was giving you.

"Since you asked so nicely, you better take it all." You could feel your eyes roll to the back of your head as you tipped over the edge, his words alone making you lose your mind. You moaned out his name again and again, like a prayer and he felt that knot finally snap.

With a final thrust of his hips, Sanji came, spilling deep inside you, painting your walls white. You felt your insides warm up as you milked him of every last drop until he was spent.

With both of you panting, he gripped your face with one hand to make you face him again and asked. "What do you say now?"

"Thank you, Father."

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[melodyidk]

Saw your post about Adam being a horndog and let me confess….. that man definitely has a breeding kink. He tries to hide it but it’s so obvious

Breeding was one of his only jobs. Like, realistically speaking, he definitely has one. If not since the dawn of time, then he definitely developed one in between one of his and Eve's children.

And with how he presumably sleeps around in heaven, it's implied that at least he has a VERY HIGH libido, which further proves my point.

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[melodyidk]

Okay so, I kinda have this Adam headcannon that's like.... Weird? Humor me for a few seconds please.

We all know what he was created for. To start human kind. To procreate. (And name all the animals in the garden of Eden but I'll just skip that detail here) So it makes sense he'd be a... A horndog. He's build to go at it like a rabbit durring mating season.

So like... Do you guys think he "recovers" quicker than normal humans? I'm not experienced in the field, and thank fuck I don't have a dick, but I know that a guy can finish at most like, what? Twice?

But Adam was the first man. And getting a woman pregnant isn't just a "we fuck once and it's done" job, although I imagine Lillith and Eve were created with that in mind.

So like, it would make sense that he could go at it for far longer than any other human.

Plus his load is probably more than the average guy.

Idk, maybe I'm just letting the voices in my head talk. And lemme tell ya, they don't stop yapping.

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[melodyidk]

I carry around a clipboard for this reason specifically, I kid you not

JUST WRITE IT DOWN!

·:*¨༺𖤐☆✮☆𖤐༻¨*:·

You got lore? That's great! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WRITE IT DOWN!!!

“But it's a great idea! How could I ever forget it?” How did I go six months without remembering my main character's full name????

Trixed Thursday 21/03/24

[melodyidk]

He's just like me fr

I am wholeheartedly convinced that Lucifer struggles daily to fight the voices-

[melodyidk]

Imagine having a fight with Lucifer and going somewhere to cool off. You're playing something mindlessly on the piano, feeling hurt and sad.

Lucifer, feeling guilty, goes to look for you and hears the gentle music coming from one of the many rooms in the castle/hotel.

He tries to talk to you but you ignore him so he just sighs and sits next to you, defeated.

He joins you in playing but at first you don't do or say anything so he just decides to leave you be.

You, however, glance once at him and join him in a duet, the both of you complimenting each other's piece.

I fucking love this movie, please 😭

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