Modern!AU where Senshi is a YouTube Chef showing people how to do the basics and make healthy n balanced meals and Chilchuck is a Tired™️ father of 3 just trying to do his best.
I feel like I simply. Could Not take the pressure of writing an official Star Trek novel or novelization, because, as someone who loves making silly jokes For The Bit, the potential repercussions are so intense.
You write one line about Spock getting drunk off the sucrose in a mint and suddenly there are 50,000 fics about Spock's addiction to chocolate and everyone has to rethink the entirety of the chemical properties of the Vulcan diet
after being inspired by the "Willy's Chocolate Experience" stunt, i've decided to start my own "Digital Circus Experience"
you all give me $50 a pop, i gorilla glue a VR headset to your face, then i lock you all in a warehouse and watch via security cameras as you slowly go insane and brutally maul one another.
*bestows a goodie basket with a jar of birthday cake overnight oats, chocolate covered honeycomb, and strawb cake upon ur ocs doorstep and scurry away!! *