#alto shitposts

[ask-doctor-alto-clef]

Good morning. Or afternoon. Whatever time it is for you.

On this morning’s episode of, “What Dumb Shit Did Clef Do Today”, you’ll see me waking up three hours late and nearly going to work in sweatpants and a shitty Johnny Cash t-shirt from my 20’s. Only reason I didn’t make it there was ‘cause I forgot my damn ID.

(You’re welcome for that mental image, by the way. I know, very flattering.)

#clef.txt #alto shitposts #/sarcastic #ooc // i’m sick and didn’t have to go to school today so Guess What!! you have to put up with me /j #this is what i get for being a fucking clef kinnie

[dangerdragoncat]

Put Clef in a blender

What have you done?

#I forgot how light watercolour is help #shitpost #scp #dr clef #dr alto clef #inbox gremlins #anon #he was at no risk of death but he go A anyways

[stolenbybirds]

When the murder is a mystery ??? So like, an O5, an SCP, and a researcher walk into a home... One's a cowboy, one is suspiciously dressed as Simon Glass, and one is a reindeer.

Image reference below (+ tagging silly friends). We were playing Murder Mystery on Roblox,,,

Played with @kazryuuu (also provided roblox screenshot) and @cute-l0ve !!!!

#scp #scp foundation #scp shitposting #o5 6 #dr alto clef #dr clef #scp 999 #and i guess simon glass but- #my art ♫ #gotta start tagging my art

[aronaax]

who did this to him :(

#scp #scp foundation #dr clef #alto clef #dr alto clef #scp memes #scp shitposting #scp fandom #my art #low quality memes #tiktok

[blobee]

These three ahoyes

#scp #scp fanart #scp doodle #scp shitposting #dr alto clef #dr kondraki #dr iceberg #moth #pineapple clef #iceberg winter edition

[romanomen]

In honor of ace awareness day

Me and the characters I've projected my lack of bitches onto (/j)

Don't take this seriously, it's mostly just headcanons

Think whatever the hell you want about these characters

#scp foundation #scp #scp shitposting #asexual awareness day #asexual #aromantic #demisexual #demiromantic #dr alto clef #dr clef #scp 049 #scp 076 2 #scp 076 #scp abel #scp able #agent diogenes #international asexuality day

[ilikeplayingminecraft]

Clef singing “Peace and love on the planet Earth” from Steven Universe while the rest of the site is in the middle of a Containment Breach.

#scp shitposting #scp #dr clef #dr alto clef #sketch

[mattastr0phic]

Congratulations, you made it to SCP Saturday! Have a shitpost collection (1/?)

#scp #scp foundation #dr alto clef #dr clef #scp shitposting #mart #scp scribbles #dr myriad #clyr #myricle #chainshotgun #scp 963

[ithinkjoelleiscool]

I should post more about the SCP foundation. It's one of my favorite fandoms ever. I have no idea why I haven't yet.

#silly #sillyposting #erm anyways #scp foundation #dr bright #jack bright #scp fandom #scp fanart #scp #scp 963 #scp shitposting #scp art #scp doctors #scp 076 #scp 073 #secure contain protect #dr alto clef #scp cain #scp able

[djpurple3]

I know i made out of touch trombone thursday already but would you guys accept a caramelldansen viola saturday

#dj did a thing #dj's music #viola #caramelldansen #shitpost #music #i did transcribe this but its in alto clef bc alto clef is life #video

[dangerdragoncat]

Offers you a lil guy offering a lil good deer

#scp #dr alto clef #dr clef #art #shitpost #meri!! #Meri #scp 166 #BAB #SMALL BABY #I can pick ‘em up and just #hold #gently tucks blorbo into pocket and pat apt

[altocat]

If I'm remembering correctly, around AC-era Sephiroth was swimming around in the Lifestream struggling to remember what he even looked like.

You ever wonder if he suddenly re-remembered what his name was and was like "wtf kind of eldritch baby book horseshit is this?"

#asks #ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #crisis core #sephcanons #sephiroth #shitposting #advent children #go to bed alto

[sininply-a-moth]

Put Clef in a blender

erm

chat I couldn't be bothered to art today

#blendered #scp foundation #scp #dr alto clef #dr clef #my art #scp shitposting

[blobee]

can you draw a small chubby clef stuck in a kids swing?

Pffft

#By kids swing you mean this? #scp #fanart #scp fanart #dr alto clef #shitpost #dr kondraki #smoll #ask

[romanomen]

i beg you to draw clef getting slapped with a piece of cheese. im BEGGING you i swear to god. I AM CRYING ON MY KNEES BEGING YOU TO DRAW THAT

Cheese

#scp foundation #scp #scp shitposting #dr alto clef #dr clef #alto clef #kraft cheese

[newwavesylviaplath]

i feel like all girlbloggers can be categorized by emma roberts characters. you're either amy from adult world, madison montgomery, or april from palo alto.

i mean, except for me cuz i'm totally noelle from it's kind of a funny story.

#i read that book and watched that shit in MIDDLE SCHOOL she's literally mine this is my official statement. #fight me #it's kind of a funny story #emma roberts #chanel oberlin #madison montgomery #april palo alto #adult world amy #adult world #palo alto #ahs coven #american horror story #scream queens #julia roberts #girlblogging #coquette #hyper feminine #tumblr girlies #this is a girlblog #2014 tumblr #lana del rey #cinnamon girl #lizzy grant #girl interrupted #shitpost sorta #ahs cult #ahs apocalypse #ahs delicate #ahs freakshow #ahs 1984