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brittscafe · 1 year
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How they confess for : gin, shinji, uryu, yumichika , nnoitira abd ulquiorra (seperately ) plz
Fluff plz
Yes, of course!!! <3 <3
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Gin:
He's very mysterious, even around you.
His use heavy use of sarcasm and mocking politeness makes it hard for you to tell just exactly how he feels.
Right before, Aizen's betrayal to the soul society...he pulls you aside.
His large hands come up to your face and cup your cheeks.
"Look at me, please." he demands, pulling your face towards his.
You gaze into his icy blue eyes full of sadness and regret.
You open your mouth to speak, but Gin eagerly presses his lips against yours.
His thumb brushes against your soft skin and his icy silver hair tickles your forehead.
Gin pulls away from you, wearing a warm smile on his face.
"I am truly sorry, Y/N," he whispers, placing a soft kiss on your forehead before disappearing.
Shinji:
He's such a tease.
Lingering touches and sarcastic comments whispered into your ear.
Hell, you're practically already dating, but one day Shinji will wrap his arm around your shoulder.
He'll pull you closer and lean his head down, his lips brushing against your earlobe.
"You know...I like you, Y/N." he whisper with a seductive tone that makes your knees go weak.
Shinji steals a quick glance around, checking if there's anybody around.
He'll then dip his head and lock his lips with yours.
Uryu:
My poor man would be so flustered and stumbling over his words.
Uryu would meet up with after school and make sure it's just you two.
"I-I really like you!" he stutters out, squeezing his eyes shut.
He's honestly really scared to see how you react.
Uryu slowly flutters his eyes open as he hears your laughter ringing through his eardrums.
At first he's really confused as to why you're literally laughing his bright red face.
"I'm sorry for laughing, but that was really cute." you comment, before cupping his cheeks and pressing your lips on his.
Uryu's eyes widen and his heart pounds against his chest.
Yumichikia:
He's pretty confident in himself and his feelings.
Yumichikia makes you also feel confident, confident that you're beautiful and special to him.
You can feel his eyes burn a hole through you as he gazes at you with admiration and love.
Since Yumichikia is confident, he just goes right up to you after your soul reaper duties.
"You're beautiful, Y/N." he mumbles out, standing behind you.
You spin around and face him, a serious expression written across his face.
"What?" you stutter out as Yumichikia marches over towards you.
"You are absolutely stunning." he comments and a smile tugs on your face.
You grab onto the collar of his uniform and eagerly press a kiss to his soft, pink lips.
"I could say the exact same thing about you." you whisper against his lips.
Nnoitra:
Definitely a crude man, but he tones down his behavior around you...sometimes.
You're both on a mission, walking the deserted Hueco Mundo when his shoulder nudges yours.
"I'm not really sure why I like you." he comments, rolling his eyes with annoyance.
"Excuse me?" you scoff out, your eyes widening.
Nnoitra's eyes glue onto yours and he stops in his tracks, grabbing onto your arm.
He leans his head down until your lips are inches apart.
You can even feel his hot breath on your lips, causing them to tingle.
"I could kiss you. Would you like that?" he whispers, his lips lingering over yours.
Your stomach twists into uneasy knots and your eyes flicker up to his.
Nnoitra towers over you and you slowly bob your head.
Although, you squeeze your eyes shut and wait for Nnoitra to press his lips on yours.
"Not yet." he whispers into your ear.
Ulquiorra:
Honestly, he had to question himself for a very long time.
He has a hard time understanding feelings and had to ask a few other arrancars.
"I feel something for you." are the words that leave his lips.
You kind of just stand there, taking it all in.
You didn't know that Ulquiorra could feel anything...especially for you.
"I feeling something for you, too." you assure him, but Ulquiorra doesn't really know what that means.
You both stand in the defining silence until you step forward.
You grab onto his sleeve and press your lips to his cheek.
Ulquiorra's stomach starts to flip and for the first time, he can feel his heart thud against his chest.
"Do it again."
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Hi I love ur blog!! Can I request a nsfw for ulquiorra where he's really whinny during his first time? Hope u have lovely day❤❤
First Time Ever ( Ulquiorra Cifer x Female! reader)
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Fandom: Bleach
warnings: 18+ content, masturbation, handjob, and sex
Genre: Smutty smut
Rated:18+ no kids allowed!
Admin Harmony🐯: Hheheeheh you know I will provide with some more Ulquiorra content especially ones like this. I hope you enjoy!😏 Also the reader is going to be female bodied I hope you don't mind but if you want one with a male you can always ask! I don't mind.
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Ulquiorra wasn't sure about it. 
He was never sure about anything that has to do with humans or the heart. 
Before he met you he didn't want anything to do with them and their weaknesses. 
He still feels this way but now, things were different when you were involved. 
Once you mentioned to him about how humans interact with each other  through love, affection and sex there was a look of distaste written all over his face.  Especially when you explain how human procreate, 
"It sounds revolting." He said,cringing at the thought of it. 
You chuckled at him, he wasn't exactly wrong. Sex can be very sticky, wet and awkward, but it isn't so bad if you are doing it with someone you found attractive or better yet, when you love them dearly.  
"It isn't so bad as long as you are doing it with someone who you adore most in the world. Do you have anyone like that, Ulquiorra?" You asked him curiously, watching his emerald eyes flicker. his answer wasn't completely clear. 
"When you find that answer then doing everything that you hate right now won't be so bad." You simply said to him before leaving him to his own thoughts. 
For a while all he did was think about what you had said ealier that week and he hated it. He hated that you were always flashed into his mind when the word "love" or "adore" came up and even worse… "sex". 
Was he willing to do all the things he loathed and do them all to you? 
That was the question and that would be answered when he was sprawled out on your bed completely bare for you.
He was… uncomfortable but he made it clear to you that you can do anything to him. Not because he loved or adored you but to prove to you that sex and love won't affect him at all. 
He never kept his eyes off of you even when you stood right in front of him. He was like a wild animal watching and waiting for you to attack him. 
"I'm going to reach down and touch you, you're going to feel an uncomfortable sensation but you will be okay. Do you trust me?" You stared at him, waiting for any sign of understandment. You watched as his eyes flickered again, and he nodded very slowly, not saying anything at all. You slowly moved your hand towards his cock, firmly grasping it and stroking it slowly. At first, he didn't give any reaction until you began to pump your hand faster, watching his face slowly distorting. You weren't sure if he was enjoying this but he didn't show any signs of you not wanting to stop.  You continued to abuse his cock, stroking, and squeezing him until you heard an unknown sound that escaped his lips. 
Did he just whimper?
Your eyes widened as you looked up at him, you couldn't believe that he just whimpered right in front of you. By the look on his face he couldn't believe the sound that came out of his mouth either.
You thought it was absolutely adorable and you wanted to hear more of those sounds. 
"Don't hold back, I want to hear those cute sounds from that pretty little mouth of yours." You encouraged him. He didn't want you to hear him being so vulnerable, he had his pride which was slowly disappearing with each pathetic sound that was escaping his lips. 
You stroked his cock harder and faster, not too long after you began to hear the cacophony of whimpers coming from him.  
 It was amazing to feel his cock getting harder from your lustful touches but even better watching him slowly unravel before you.  His whole body turning rosy pink, his eyes dilated and precum leaking from the tip of his penis was a sight to see. 
He was now prepped and ready for you, "I'm going to take off my clothes, feel free to watch me if you want to." You told him before getting off of the bed, stripping your clothes one by one, watching his emerald eyes intently taking in every inch of your body. 
 He wasn't sure why but he enjoyed seeing you like this.
You didn't notice but everything was so intense to him, he was sensitive everywhere, he was hot as an inferno and he couldn't form any coherent sentences. 
"I'm going to get on top of you slowly, tell me if it's too much for you." He couldn't say anything instead he continued to whine pathetically under you, his head nodding ever so slightly. 
You angled him so he could enter inside of you. Once you did you both moaned together, the pleasure of being filled by Ulquiorra was almost too much for you. Ulquiorra felt the same as your cunt clenched around him tightly, he oddly enjoyed that sensation. Your hands were roaming his body feeling his body heating up with arousal, especially over his sensitive nipples which were hard as diamonds. You decided to ride him slowly, watching him carefully, 
"Are you okay? Do you want me to go faster?" 
He wasn't sure, all he wanted was for you to do something, the erotic ache he was feeling all over his body was intense along with his emotions. He hated that he is enjoying this and he hated that you, a mere human, can see him in this state. 
"M-more…"  He whimpered out, he needed you to move faster and harder for him. 
"You want me to go faster? Or do you want me to do this?" You said, gyrating your hips vigorously, causing you to verbally moan out in pleasure.  Ulquiorra soon moaned out louder, nodding his head, his tongue lolling out as he panted, sounding like a dog in heat. You continued the same movements changing the pace to further edge the both of you. 
You leaned more into him, changing the angle slightly so you both could feel more pleasure, you then leaned forward to give Ulquiorra a steamy kiss, feeling him whimper and moan in your mouth as you used his cock as your own personal dildo. 
You both were almost there, your movements starting to become more sloppy and desperate as you continued to ride him passionately, his moans and whimpers echoing throughout your room. 
You felt Ulquiorra twitching right inside, signaling that he was about to cum, "Don't be scared baby you can come for me, just let it out and don't think. Everything will be okay." You reassured him breathlessly as you almost reached your peak. "I'm going to come! Ahhhhh!" You moaned out, slamming yourself harder onto Ulquiorra, causing both of you to come at the same time, both of your whines and moans of pleasure syncing with each other along with both of your bodies, everything felt perfect as you both finished your climax. You slowly stopped your movements, panting vigorously, along with Ulquiorra. Everything was quiet except for both your panting. 
You slowly got off of him,  laying right next to him, Ulquiorra couldn't do anything else besides pant and stare at the ceiling, you knew he was thinking, contemplating on everything that he thought and believed. 
You weren't sure what his mental state will be after he calmed down but you were ready to teach him everything that he needs to know.
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geekedoutbunny · 1 year
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How are Nnoitora, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, and Äs Nödt with a shy reader? Thx in advance
Nnoitora\Ulquiorra\Grimmjow\Nödt Headcanon - Shy Love
NOICE!! Got My first Grimmjow, Ulquiorra and Nnoitora request!! Thank you, for sending in your request, I'll be sure to give this fic justice, I hope it's to your liking.
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Nnoitora
He's not very nice to you, he hates weak people, they make his skin crawl, he practically ignores your existence. He'll bully you and he'll harass you, but he'll never actually physically harm you, and that caught your attention.
When you heard news of Nnoitora and Neil's fight, you cried. Neil was your best friend, and she was your inspiration, she was everything you wished to be, you were angry with him for a long time, and he knew it. That made him bully you even more.
Nnoitora also had a strange habit of listening to you, if you told him to stop fighting, then he would. If you told him to be nice, then he would. If you asked him to share something with you, then he would. He was always willing to appease you, yet he bullied you, he was strange, but you learned to like it. Nnoitora had a strange way of showing 'affection' it was still rough, yet it wasn't hateful or resentful.
You didn't like to talk to strangers, and he knew this. You didn't like large crowds, and he also knew this. When you were in either of these situations, he'll be there to help, in his own way of course. He wasn't your lover, but he sure did protect you and hover around like one.
Ulquiorra
He'd pretty much ignore your existence, he didn't mind you at all, but he did enjoy your small presence. You were a shy little thing, and he rather enjoyed that about you, because that means you weren't as annoying as the rest. He ignored you for the most part, never talked to you and never really noticed you, but he would always come to your defense.
He liked the fact that you were very quiet and obedient, he could deal with that. You were quick to follow orders and sometimes you'll follow him around like a lost child. He'll never say it aloud, but he thought it was cute. He found you entertaining as well, finally starting to notice you, he'd lightly tease you, watching you flush and become panicked from his words.
He found you to be joyful in a strange way, you enjoyed reading and sleeping, and your own space. Those where things that he liked, so you were joyful in his eyes. Sometimes he'll even have tea with you, they were rare little moments, but you both enjoyed them non the less. It was like a form of bounding.
You were also his little birdy; you were his eyes and ears when he wasn't in an area. You were so quiet till nobody ever really noticed you.
Grimmjow
He liked you, yet he hated you. You were cute, yet you were annoying. You were quiet, yet you were loud. He seemed to always notice you, and he hated it. He hated that he would always see you, and that he'd get a sense of protection. He hated feeling like he was obligated to protect you and yet he liked it. He felt like he had a reason, other than what Aizen was doing.
He'd enjoy your little walks through the halls together, your shyness was enduring, and it felt like a release from all the pressure lately, it was like a breath of fresh air. He enjoyed making you laugh; he liked the sound of it. Sometimes he was mean however, but he would do that to keep you back, he didn't want you getting hurt.
He wanted to protect your sweetness, you were his little light, and he wasn't going to share you, not with these monsters. They wouldn't know how to treat a baby bird if they saw one. He loved you, but he'd probably never admit it, for he himself was a little shy. But he would always let other know that you weren't open to date.
He'll confess to you one day, just not today, until then. He'll just enjoy lightly teasing you.
Nödt
He's an ass yet he was also pretty sweet. Nodt was a man who was in between, he was hard to read at times. But you'll learn him. He enjoyed torturing others, and he used to do you the same way. Praying on your weakness, but you never fought back, and he stopped. It wasn't fun when the pray didn't fight back.
You were such a closed off person, till he grew curious of you, he wanted to know more about you, you were different compared to the other Quincies. You weren't arrogant, you were loud, you weren't aggressive. You were quiet, you were alone, you were shy, you were compassionate. He liked that about you.
Nodt was a religious man, he believes in heaven and hell. He throughy believed that all of the quincies were going to hell, including himself, and that made him sacred. He didn't want to go to hell, but he also didn't want to change his ways. But through you, he feels that he'll be able to change, for the better.
You were his little angle, his little slice of heaven. He treasures you, because he knows that he'll never get to experience the real thing, he was far too evil. He almost didn't even want to look at you, he felt that he would contaminate you, your pureness was so precious. But you gravitated toward him, and that made his heart swell.
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green-apple-juice · 3 months
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A long, very GrimmUlqui-flavored post
Got inspired by this post, but I want to illustrate it with manga panels and also share some of my thoughts and impressions.
I've read many grimmulqui fanfics and I noticed that authors often portray their relationship similarly. If we talk about Ulquiorra's portrayal, he's always really rude towards Grimmjow and doesn't hesitate to insult him, calling him any degrading names you could think about, of course, including his favorite word "trash". And that's not a hate nor a critique of the authors, but I always thought that it was kinda a bit too much and not really accurate.
At first, I thought that way because Ulquiorra never called Grimmjow "trash" in canon (moreover, he didn't call "trash" any arrancar, only humans, like Ichigo, Orihime, Chad, Tatsuki). But it seems Ulquiorra never insulted Grimmjow AT ALL, which HE DID with other arrancars and with pretty much everyone, except Aizen.
Yammy was his companion when we saw Ulquiorra for the first time, and it's obvious that they weren't friends because Ulquiorra didn't believe in such things as friendship or bonds between two individuals. But at least they weren't antagonistic towards each other. Yammy was willing to follow Ulquiorra's orders, never questioning Cuatro's decisions and respecting him.
However, it seems that this feeling wasn't mutual. Not that Ulquiorra hated him, but he expressed constant annoyance with almost all of Yammy's words or actions and didn't hesitate to show it.
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"Stop complaining", "idiot", "fool", "your tantrums", rolling eyes. It's really a lot of insults for such a short interaction between them.
Of course, you could say that's natural, given the difference in their personalities. But then we get Grimmjow's first appearance, and Ulquiorra's reactions were really, really different.
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Grimmjow isn't Yammy. He isn't respectful or obedient; he hardly showed any respect towards Aizen and certainly didn't hesitate to disrespect his fellow Espadas. Ulquiorra had all the reasons to be much more annoyed with him than he was with Yammy, but what do we actually see? He didn't react at all.
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He was calm and collected, patiently answering Grimmjow's questions, and wasn't showing even an ounce of annoyance.
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No rolled eyes, nothing. Despite the fact that Grimmjow interrupted his report and literally called Ulquiorra weak, TWICE. It could be explained that he didn't want to provoke Grimmjow and be involved in a stupid fight in front of Aizen, but he was silent even in his thoughts.
Next time we see them interacting, we get a famous moment that inspired a lot of shippers, and no wonder why.
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Ulquiorra needed to stop Grimmjow from releasing his zanpakuto, and once again, he was perfectly calm, didn't do anything to harm Grimmjow (contrary to the way how he stopped Yammy), didn't call him "idiot" or "trash". Just one careful touch, and that's all.
Grimmjow and Yammy were the only arrancars with whom Ulquiorra interacted multiple times, having actual conversations. But there was also Nnoitra, who talked with him once about Orihime, and Ulquiorra treated him differently compared to both Grimmjow and Yammy. He mostly seemed calm, but I would say that Nnoitra's words irritated him a little, and actually, even Nnoitra noticed it.
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The rest of their conversation went fine, and it seemed that they separated on good terms. However, guess what? In the end, Nnoitra wasn't lucky enough to avoid being insulted by our emo when he disobeyed Aizen's orders.
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Nnoitra's actions had nothing to do with Ulquiorra; he wasn't ordered to look after Chad and wasn't responsible for other Espadas' decisions. But the mere act of disobedience was enough to make Ulquiorra resort to insults. You might argue: "Of course, he reacted like that because Ulquiorra was sure that everyone should be rational and respect Aizen". But guess who else wasn't rational, who disrespected all the orders, and, unlike Nnoitra, directly put Ulquiorra at risk of failing to fulfill Aizen-sama's wishes?
Who else could it be? Of course, it was Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez. We all know that he saved Orihime from Loly and Menoly because he needed her to heal Ichigo. From Ulquiorra's perspective, he did two stupid things at once: took away the girl who was Ulquiorra's responsibility and healed the enemy whom Ulquiorra had just beaten. Certainly, those are the actions of someone with whom you should feel not just annoyed, but actually angered. But what was Ulquiorra's first reaction when he saw that Orihime was no longer in her room?
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I think everyone agrees that it was much more serious than Nnoitra beating Chad, but apparently not serious enough for Ulquiorra to finally call Grimmjow the words he actually deserved to be called.
He quickly found Grimmjow, asked him the reason why he did all of that, including healing the enemy, but didn't get any satisfying answer.
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In the result, Grimmjow managed to outsmart him, fully aware that otherwise Ulquiorra would take Orihime back, and he would lose his chance to beat Ichigo. However, once again, it was strange that Ulquiorra wasn't willing to confront Grimmjow or say all that he thought about his stupidity and irresponsibility— to just beat his ass and teach him a lesson. Instead, he wanted to convince him to return Orihime and peacefully part ways, without any consequences.
Isn't it a significant difference compared to his usual behavior? Fans often say that Ulquiorra didn't feel any emotions, but the manga showed multiple times that he knew how it is to experience anger and annoyance, not just with arrancars but also with humans. For some reason, only Grimmjow seemed to be his "soft spot". Despite the possible explanations that he avoided an unnecessary fight to prevent Grimmjow from becoming a huge pain in the ass, I feel that there should be something else—something that happened between those two in the past that Kubo didn't think was necessary to show us, or perhaps it lacked screen-time.
And I also don't believe that Grimmjow felt nothing but hate towards Ulquiorra; his behavior and his words hinted at something else too. From the fact that he observed Ulquiorra long enough to notice his habits to him screaming, "Ulquiorra, you're afraid to fight because we'll kill each other". It's possible to say more about it, but I will just add the link to this post; the author said it all perfectly
I know that the manga ended eight years ago, with Ulquiorra being dead even longer, but it's confirmed that Kubo didn't reveal many important things, like Rukia's true origins or Urahara and Yoruichi's backstory. These are characters more important than Ulquiorra and Grimmjow, yet, we still don't know everything about them. And no one could convince me that the GrimmUlqui dynamic wasn't supposed to be much more developed and nuanced compared to the interactions we actually got; not just "Grimm hates Ulqui and vice versa, and they want to tear each other's throats". It leaks and shows even through the smallest hints and crumbs! And it makes me want to think about all the possible scenarios, imagining a whole-ass novel with their adventures, the scenario when Grimmjow found Ulquiorra in the desert and brought him to the palace; picturing them going on missions together, and so on.
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ryukenzz · 1 year
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Ulquiorra Cifer - SFW & NSFW Headcanons
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[Note: Relationship Headcanons of Ulquiorra Cifer from Bleach. These will take place in a scenario where she fought and replaced Nnoitra as the 5th Espada long before Orihime was kidnapped. Will contain NSFW so minors please do not interact.]
SFW:
The first time you met was when you were introduced as the new 5th Espada. Ulquiorra didn't really think much of you at first besides being impressed with the fact you beat someone as battle-hungry as the now-Privaron Espada (he secretly found you attractive but he wouldn't say it out loud.) Being the polite person you were, you went up to him and tried to make conversation. In classic Ulquiorra fashion, he introduces himself as well but bluntly tells you that "Being an Espada does not allow for such futile things like companionship. I would suggest quitting while you're ahead." If only he knew how wrong those words would be.
After that incident, you decided to give yourself a challenge: befriend Ulquiorra Cifer by any means possible. The latter eventually caught on to what you were trying to do, but decided to entertain it because why not? You would continue to annoy him so might as well see where it leads to.
Over time, the Espada found himself enjoying your presence but he would rather be stuck in a room with Grimmjow before admitting that. Soon enough, a mutual companionship ensued between the two of you, one that was built on joint trust. You would look out for each other whenever there was trouble.
The longer this friendship went on, the bigger the affection grew on both ends. You and your fellow Espada had brewing feelings that threatened to spill over but neither of you were willing to confess. You were afraid of ruining the friendship you worked so hard to develop, while he didn't want to seem weak in front of the others. Or to himself.
After days of dodging and avoiding one another, you finally found the courage to confess. You asked Ulquiorra to meet you at your living quarters. He raises an eyebrow at the sudden request but agreed nonetheless. Later that night, while both of you were sitting on your bed, you took a deep breath and confessed your feelings. Once you were finished, a silence ensued, the Espada's expression remained unchanged. You sighed and got up to leave but he grabbed your hand, making you sit back down. "Where are you going? This conversation isn't finished." Words attempt to leave your mouth but he cuts you off.
"You may be an annoying pest that rattles my brain with your antics but you do so in a way that doesn't make me want to kill you." To the average person, this would sound bizarre and not-so-convincing but you knew he meant well. It may take some time to get comfortable with each other on this level, but you would be there to help him through it all.
The beginning of your relationship was pretty much the same as your friendship. Ulquiorra would still help you out and vice versa, but there was a slight difference. Whenever you spoke with other Arrancars, he would skilfully hide near a corner to keep an eye on you. If the person happened to be Grimmjow, Ulquiorra would stand behind you while staring him down. He isn't exactly fond of the Pantera.
While your stoic lover wasn't a man of words, he did show his care for you through acts of service. Whenever you got injured, he would berate you for being a reckless numb skull while escorting you to the medical bay within Las Noches. This type of love language also occurred in private. Dealing with idiots and Soul Reapers would result in rant sessions of the day's events.
When it came to physical affection, Ulquiorra surprisingly initiated it. Despite his closed off nature, he was curious about things like kissing, holding hands, etc., since he sees humans do it all the time. In the privacy of your shared bedroom, he would suddenly wrap an arm around your shoulder and hold you close.
"In the World of the Living, humans do this to show fondness to one another."
He also did the same thing with your first kiss. You could tell he was a bit inexperienced but it still took your breath away in the best way possible.
NSFW:
In my honest opinion, I feel that Ulquiorra would be a teeny bit clueless when it comes to being intimate. He would know what to do but definitely needed some guidance on when to be gentle or rough. Which is how your first night went down.
Pale hands gripped your waist, his lips moving in sync with your own. As you and Ulquiorra made out, he began to kiss down your neck, softly biting at your sweet spot. You moan and wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him closer to you. After a few seconds, he starts to tug at your clothing, getting a little rough. You gasp out of surprise, stopping him.
"Am I doing something wrong? This is how it's done, no?"
You explain to the Espada that he was doing everything right but in order for the mood to be set, he had to take it slow and gentle. You had some experience, but you wanted this to be special since it is your first real relationship. You cup his face and tell him that you'll happily guide him along the way. You were willing to be patient with him.
Some time later, Ulquiorra finds himself above you, both of your tops already discarded on the floor. The Arrancar unclips your bra and removes it, immediately latching onto your breasts, licking and sucking on your nipples. Whines of his name urges him to up his efforts, your lover kissing his way down your tummy. The teal-eyed male pauses his movements, staring up at you for permission to continue.
"May I continue with my advances?"
With a nod of your head, Ulquiorra grabs the rim of your pants and underwear, the scent of your arousal filling his senses. He couldn't help but stare at your pussy, his mouth watering at the sight of it glistening. Deciding to longer waste time, he proceeds to dig in, devouring his long awaited meal. Your boyfriend may have been a little sloppy at giving head but that didn't stop you from moaning his name and begging him to fuck you silly.
After seeing (and tasting) that you were ready to receive his cock, he detaches his mouth from your cunt, your juices coating his chin. The Arrancar steps back from the bed and removes the rest of his clothing, showcasing his lean figure. You had to admit......he was quite "packed" as some human women like to say apparently. You weren't too sure if he would even fit. He could probably reach your cervix.
And that's exactly what he did. His cock was six inches when flaccid but a good eight when erect. Not to mention he was a bit on the girthy side. You may have been his first sexual partner but he treated your pussy like he knew it all his life. He managed to hit every spot that made you scream, beg and cry.
Whenever ya'll get it on, he'll spend hours just looking at your cunt. He's just fascinated with the way it clenches around his fingers and gushes on his dick when he takes you from behind, front, sideways. Any way really.
"I-i must admit....your -fucking hell- your pussy fascinates me. No matter how many times we do this, you manage to -shit- be so tight...."
[And I'm finally finished with these! I went overboard with these headcanons but I just like Ulquiorra alot lol. These are my first set that I've done so I hope did him justice ^^']
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thithesandofferings · 2 years
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Title: “Force Fed” Ulquiorra x Reader: Synopsis : You may be trapped, but its uncouth of you not to eat your food. So if you don’t want to eat, then Ulquiorra will find something to force down your throat, whether you like it or not. Tags: Throat fucking, Captivity, Degradation, Dom!Ulquiorra, Tying up, Dub-con.  “Word of the day is ‘Soup’ A/N: I was gonna post this yesterday, but tumblr said no so- anyways heres my brainrot for the man.
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Being a piece of furniture is not how you thought you’d imagine how captivity would go. Hankered down with cloth ties installed into the floor, makes the skin rub the wrong way if you wiggle slightly. Also gets a tsk from your green-eyed captor if you do move too much.
Ulquiorra, you think he said.
"Open your mouth" The dark tone brook no argument and yet you still refused. Huffing and trying to move away from him. Emerald eyes stared at you blankly, hand not moving from where he was trying to shove- what is that? soup? into your unwilling mouth.
"If I have to tell you again, I will hold your mouth open, and force it down your throat. Please be wise to understand that you are simply at a disadvantage." His pale skin darkened slightly, the only thing showing his annoyance at your disobedience.
He did not have time for brattiness. Though he's slow to admit that he likes how bratty you could be. How, even in your captivity, you're not afraid to speak your mind. There is a ghost of elation, knowing that he will shut your up soon enough.
"Im not eating the fucking soup" you say to him. And there is a pause. A sigh- as if you've bothered him, crosses through the air.
There is a split second and you think, maybe he won’t feed you the soup- but the thought is quickly stomped when you feel cold fingers grip the middle of your hair and pull. It’s so fast that you dont have time to brace yourself when your head is snatched back and there are finger flavored soup wiggling their way down your throat.
"Thats it," Ulquiorras voice is bland enough that it comes out as an insult then a coo. But he means it. Despite you choking and coughing, the inside of your mouth is squeezing his fingers together- cleaning them off.
He likes the direction that this is going. The path where you listen.
"Since you're not going to eat the soup. Then there are better ways to make sure you are fed properly" The sentence is murmured, and you hear the telltale sign of shuffling before you panic and try to move away.
The chains shackled on your wrist keep you from moving far, though you doubt you could move away from your captor if you tried. You briefly saw the hard, ridged muscle carved into his alabaster thighs. That alone does not in fact make your thighs clench and throat dry.
Stupid to say how much you want him. Even if he's a little cold- he's taken care of you ever since he's taken you. You are aware that you probably have Stockholm syndrome- but you are also aware that you don’t have anyone outside of this, so really why not?
Theres a light smack on your cheek that gets your attention. Apparently, you had been staring at his hard cock as you spaced out.  You think it’s very pretty. Thick and pale with a burgeoning red tip, a teardrop waiting to spill down his velvety head has you wanting to lick it before it can be shared with anything else.
The heat on your face only increases when he slides his tip against your outside cheek, rubbing against the tears mockingly.
"To add flavor" he says, as he drags it against your soaked eyelids.
He stares at you, monotonous eyes staring at you expectantly.
You know if you don’t want to be punished- or maybe even die, so with lips cracking at the edges from disuse, you open your mouth.
Ulquiorra inches his cock into your mouth slowly, savoring the additional wet heat placed on his leaking head. He won’t have a problem moving, there’s enough pre to slide down the full shaft and into soaked heat.
When he grabs your head with both his hands, you don’t expect him to go slow. Silently huffing as he slowly thrusts his pale hips back and forth. Ignoring your gagging in favor of pushing in deeper into your throat. You're losing air quickly and you realize that you need to relax so that you can breathe.
"Yes" the words are gasped, and in this you find a tiny bit of pleasure unfurling into your stomach. To think you can take down an Espada, just like this. Makes you bob your head faster on his thicker length, happily moaning around the base when he forces you down.
He seems to sense the cockiness emanating off you and there’s a ghost of a grin from him. Makes him push his hips forward and more quicky, making sure his balls smack your chin over and over- smelling your immediate discontentment. Bringing him closer to coming.
"Don’t worry. This is how i'll fuck you too. No need to feel pride when you're absolutely helpless." The thought of him fucking you, forcing you to take his cock- has you careening into a surprise orgasm. It catches you completely of guard- choking down on his length as it crashes into you, but it gives a little piece of peace as you hear him huffing through the stimulation.
You're dazed again when he rips his cock out, humming and tapping on your fucked out face to get your attention.
"I'm not done feeding you. Though I suppose I can put you somewhere that is amendable to your comfort. You won’t be moving for a time."
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my0vershareworld · 18 days
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𝕡𝕦𝕥 𝕞𝕖 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕘𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕟 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣
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Pairing ; Ulquiorra Cifer x GN!Arrancar reader
Genre ; Fluff , Headcanons , Romantic
CW ; None
Requested by anon ; Can you do ulquiorra x arrancar reader who intrigues him a way and who’s also very strong too (also taller than him) and who’s also loyal to Aizen
you were interesting , you got his interested - it was hard to do such a thing considering he's , after all , the nihilism espada . but yet you were more stronger than him - you were almost too perfect to be true
he doesn't mind at all that you were taller than him , he's used to it considering he's considered short around these parts but barely anyone dare to talks on it because he's a high ranked espada
your loyalty towards Aizen was one to be admired , no hatred or such towards lord Aizen at all . then you were not as annoying as the other like Gilga or those that don't obey nor listen tothe orders of lord Aizen like Grimmjow
he always try and keep an eye on you , not because he wanted to ' protect ' you or anything , you were stronger than him , and he knew it well , and he was certain quite almost not much can put a wound to you . he only keeping eyes around you simply because he was interested in you . someone like you were almost made to be a perfect vase
but after all he is still emotionless , he finds it hard to try to express any type of emotions and he's extremely straightforward , if you were to try to do anything reckless or out of the path he'll warn you , it isn't much of a threat , you don't need those . after all you're loyal to Aizen and he does not care enough to try to battle with a higher power arrancar like you
he's kinda only keeping you around simply because he's interested though , not much emotions was put into it
he'll almost be similar to a stalker , pretty much always around every corners you go . but he's not such a creep , he really just . . well watching you everywhere and every move you make to study you further and further . you were almost like his favorite experiment
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amostimprobabledream · 2 months
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SMASH OR PASS ESPADA EDITION BIATCH (respectfully) ❤️
You're on!
Coyote Starrk
SMASH. Have you seen him? He's gorgeous! Also he's the number one Espada, so y'know. The power. Also I like his voice and he has a surprisingly sad backstory for a 'villain' character.
Barragan Luisenbarn
Him old and not in a hot dilf-y way. Pass.
Tier Halibel
Smash! She's gorgeous and dignified, and she's probably the least likely to accidentally (or purposefully) kill you.
Ulquiorra Cifer SMASH SMASH SMASH. C'MON FUCK ME, EMO BOY! Ugh. He's so rude and cold, and his character development is so good. Those pretty green eyes and the smooth voice. He's so fine.
Nnoitra Gilga
Pass. He's scary. I WILL say, though, I do think Nnoitra is a really well-written villain. He perfectly encapsulates what it means to be a Hollow, especially in his backstory with Nelliel and fight with Kenpachi. I do kind of hope Kubo brings him back for the Hell Arc like he did with Syazel.
Grimmjow Jeagerjaquez
LIGHT OF MY LIFE. FIRE OF MY LOINS. DO YOU KNOW HOW DOWN BAD I AM FOR THIS MAN? I literally started watching Bleach just for him. I was on a Naruto forum one day and somebody had a fanart of Grimmjow as their signature. I was like, "WHO is that fine man???" and the rest is history. I've loved him since like 2006 and he's the origins on my Junichi Suwabe fixation and one of my major villainfucker influences. Icon. Everything about him is so fucking cool, the god-tier design, the voice, the fights. Wow.
Anyways, Smash. <3
Zommari Leroux
Pass. His design is cool but then his fight with Byakuya immediately yeeted any cred he had out the window. Also he had barely enough screentime to leave any lasting impression. Szayel Aporro Granz
I can never spell this fucker's name. Anyway, Pass. Again, his character design isn't bad but the flamboyant evil nerd thing is off-putting to me. He kind of reminds me of one of those villain Pokemon team admins you fight midway through the game.
Aaroneiro Arrururie
Pass. The only time this man jar thing is hot is when he's wearing Kaein Shiba's face. And same with the Zommari issue, you never get a sense of who he is as a character because his screentime is so limited. (Another character's surname I had to google because I forgot it.) Also he lost to Rukia.
Yammy
Ew. Pass. -
Since the Espada are so hilariously divisive (half look like greek gods and the other are straight-up abominations), I'll include the ex-Espada for fun.
Luppi Atenor Pass. I'm sure the extremely androgynous look is someone's thing, but personally I like my male characters a bit more rugged. Also his personality was kind of lame and his fight with the lieutenants was nothing to write home about. Nelliel Oderschwank
PASS. I could write a literal essay on how much I dislike her, but in the interest of brevity I'll say this - her design is fantastic but that's all she's got going for her. The bitch has two personalities and both of them suck, hyperactive toddler or condescending and holier-than-thou.
Dordonii Soccacio Pass. He's so forgettable I had to google what his last name is. I don't think his design is bad but I don't really remember him except Ichigo whooped his ass and then he got drooled on by Nel.
Cirucci Sanderwicci
Smash! Goth chick solidarity ftw. It's a shame such an amazing design was given to a minor character because I love it, she's easily as pretty as Halibel but unfortunately since she had one fight and got stomped by Ishida I think the fandom forgets her. Also I like her name, it's that classic Kubo balance of being goofy but kinda cool.
Gantenbainne Mosqueda
Pass. It says something about how forgettable you are as a character when Kubo didn't even bring him back as a Mayuri zombie, instead Charlotte got revived just for being popular. (L for all Barragan's other fraccion.)
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A Blissful Vacation
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Day 3! Today we have a Crossover with Bleach and my other OTP Ulquihime. Last Ulquihime Week I had written a one shot eith these two ships in a Crossover and since you all liked it so much here's more. I'm also reasuing the picture I made for it since it's cute and also the banner for the Wavewave Week account so here it is in full. Hope you like!
Wavewave Week- Day 3 Crossover(Bleach AU/ IDW AU Crossover) Set 10 years after the events of 'A Different Reality'
He would never get used to an organic body. While Shockwave jumped at the chance to test his universe hopper and to see his organic friends, he was starting to question his decision.
"Lighten up, it's not so bad and we'll be finally seeing them again." Soundwave smiled in his organic form.
The blue mech was now a tall tanned skinned human male with blue long hair and red eyes.
Shockwave on the other hand was slightly shorter than him with short purple hair, pale skin and a single golden eye, the one which was missing was now covered by an eyepatch.
"I am looking forward to seeing our friends again, and it is fair we come see them instead of expecting them to always travel to our universe. Still, I don't like this form, it's uncomfortable."
The words died in his mouth as a bouncy redhead girl glomped both him and Soundwave. "You're here!"
"Orihime! It's so good to see you!" Soundwave beamed as he returned the hug.
Shockwave was pleased by his friend's affection but quickly noticed something.
"You shouldn't be glomping us when you're..."
Her weight had decreased, which likely meant she was no longer carrying a child. To confirm this he got back up and Ulquiorra was walking towards them carrying two chubby bunddles, one with black hair and pretty silver eyes and another with orange hair and green eyes.
"We really need to visit more often." Shockwave concluded.
***
Holding an organic newborn was like trying to deal with all of his cassettes at the same time. Baby Sora had taken to pulling on Soundwave's hair. It didn't hurt much, especially when the adorable redhead giggled as she pulled.
"Are you sure you're okay? I can take the baby back."
"No way! I wanna hold her more. We Cybertronians don't have babies."
Ulquiorra rolled his eyes but allowed him to keep his daughter for a while longer. "How's everything back there? The war is still ongoing?"
"Yeah, I think we might win soon. We've certainly made a lot of progress but some Autobots are still stubbornly refusing to back down."
The green eyed man nodded. "Even if our battle is already won there are still shinigami stubbornly denying our victory. It's mostly the noble families, they're difficult to deal with."
"Ah, it's always the rich ones, isn't it?" He said as he gently cradled Sora. The baby was no longer pulling his hair, instead she was looking at him with curious eyes.
"If she knew you were actually a robot her eyes might get even bigger." Ulquiorra teased as he took a photo of the occasion.
"That would be concerning. She has big eyes like you already. Isn't that right Sora Schiffer?"
The baby giggled as she allowed Soundwave to gently rock her to sleep. Soundwave saw hope on those big green eyes. If their friends had won a war and had been able to live peacefully for ten years now then perhaps they too would be able to do so. Victory was getting closer everyday and he intended to reach it, for those who couldn't.
"Who else was lost?" Ulquiorra asked, knowing exactly what Soundwave was feeling.
"Starscream defected. Which I feel like good riddance but he has been making difficult on us as always. Tarn got himself killed after leading a hunt we told him not to chase. Killoton is in a coma and Lovelace is still M.I.A... And as before, Shockwave's remain unrecoverable."
"You should just tell him. I can see it in your eyes. You want to be with him even if he does not remember your past."
"You're right but...." Soundwave sighed. "I don't want to burden him. Right after the Shadowplay I was told those memories were lost forever, that merely trying to make him remember could cause him to suffer processor damage and maybe shut down. I much rather rhave him healthy and calm than damaged for my selfish desires."
"I understand. We'd do anything to protect the ones we love. However, you're the one who once told me to confess my feelings to the woman, and look at us now."
He smiled at hearing his friend use the old nickname he'd given Orihime before they were even friends. What he said was true, as when they were the ones stuck in their universe he urged Ulquiorra to confess. The arrancar did so once the situation was resolved, and ten years later he was now married to the woman he loved and had two beautiful daughters with her.
"Maybe you'll never see the Shockwave you first fell in love with again, but if you still love him after all of that has happened then you should tell him."
"You're right. I'll tell him."
"Good, now let's put Sora to bed. I have plans for all of us."
***
"If I were on Cybertronian form not only would I not have a nose for you to pull but you'd be the size of a scraplet!"
Orihime laughed as Kokoro kept on pinching poor Shockwave's face. She took the baby back, who seemed angry that she couldn't bother the scientist anymore.
"I imagine dealing with the cassettes is the same.
"Rumble and Frenzy are equally mischievous, but Ravage and the avians don't cause any trouble. They would be good friends with your offspring if they met them."
"Well, the babies won't be universe hoping until they're a little older but I'm certain they would love to meet everyone. Kokoro is fond of you despite the pinching."
Shockwave raised an eyebrow and glanced at the baby who giggled when she saw him. He smiled back. "Very well, tiny organic. I appreciate your affections, but do not pinch me. I'm not used to having a face."
"That's something else I wanted to ask about. Have you made any progress on your recovery?"
"Other things take priority. Once the war ends I shall concentrate on that. As of now I have no returning memories, and the surgery to recover my faceplate can only be performed if we return to Cybertron. For now I stay as I am."
Orihime nodded. "You've never been curious as to why the only person you seem to trust and remember is Soundwave?"
"Yes I do wonder sometimes. He's a loyal mech and a wonderful company but it is odd he's the only thing from my past I can recall before shadowplay."
"I was thinking it's because of fate."
Shockwave knew his redhead human friend was a hopeless optimist but didn't think she'd suggest such an illogical notion.
"It may seem silly to a scientist like you but think about it. It's the same thing that happened to Ulquiorra and I.
A human, an arrancar, two completely different beings on opposite sides of a war. By all means we should've remained strangers or enemies till the conflict ended. But we didn't, and then we went to your universe and we returned, knowing well that we wanted everyone to survive, that we wanted the war to end. So we fought for that and now look at us 10 years later. If it wasn't fate who made us meet, and fall in love. Then what was it?"
She had a point. Fate seemed to have bound Ulquiorra and Orihime but would it bind him and Soundwave too or was this just a concept his original universe didn't have? Shockwave didn't care to find an answer just yet.
"Regardless of fates involvement I can tell you one thing."
"What's that?"
"I'm not wearing a green puffy wedding dress."
The redhead laughed so loudly it could probably be heard on the other room. "Fine fine, I'll leave the dress for Sora and Kokoro to borrow once they're old enough. I take it that means you won't be a kindergarten teacher either?"
He shook his head. "I don't think teaching is for me. You have the patience for it but I do not."
She doubted that. Soundwave had told them that before the Shadowplay the scientist ran an academy. Even if he didn't remember it now he had it in him to be a teacher. 'I hope soneday he'll be able to remember.'
"Okay, since teaching is out of the question, there's only one place we can take you to!"
He knew that look in her silver eyes. Orihime was plotting, and whenever that happened it was wise to be wary.
***
The twins had been left in charge of Orhime's best friend as they went out for the night. Surprisingly, their friends took them to the bakery Ulquiorra owned. The place had changed for the better since the last time they visited, being expanded and remodeled along with having more employees.
"I take it business is booming. Don't let Swindle visit or you might be in trouble." Soundwave said.
"Things have been going well. We even have dance nights as of late. Orihime was hoping you'd both like to join us for that.
Soundwave beamed at the idea, still he hesitated, knowing now why their friends were eager for them to join.
'They want me to confess now.'
It's not as if he didn't want to but rather the fear of finally having to give up hope that Shockwave would feel the same. He knew it was likely that he would be turned down, but Ulquiorra was right. It was time to face this.
Shockwave was slightly nerveous as he didn't know how to dance. He was naively expecting to cook pastries with Ulquiorra and Orihime but then he realized it'd be illogical for them spend their night out working. At least he had a music expert for a partner.
"Shall we?" He asked, noticing how flustered Soundave became as he took his hand.
The song they would dance to was slow, yet happy, he had heard it a few times when he worked alongside Soundave back home.
"I'm glad we visited. It seems that our friends are doing very well with the shop and the babies."
"Yes. I hope we too can get that rest when our war is over."
He couldn't wait. Soundwave was tired, everyone was already tired but they were close and he intended to go at it until the end
"Despite my reservations, I think I'd like to stay a human for a little while longer." Shockwave mused.
"Really? Why is that?"
"I missed having a face."
Soundwave felt his spark break at that revelation. Though he understood as he also missed seeing Shockwave's gorgeous face as they woke every morning, before he had been tortured. 'That was already 5 million years ago...'
But 5 million years or 1 day didn't make a damn difference, because he still wanted him just as much. "It suits you, and I'll confess I've missed it as well. Now I can do this..."
Shockwave felt Soundwave's soft lips cover his own as the taller mech gently pulled him closer. The kiss was like switch within him as the mere action brought back feelings he didn't think he'd ever have.
It was familiar, it was sweet, it was heated, and it was heartbreaking all at the same time. Right then and there he knew that this confirmed his previous hypothesis. He didn't just know Soundwvae before his fall but they were lovers.
"...You have waited milenia for that, haven't you?"
The spymaster nodded as Shockwave wiped away a few tears from his red eyes. "I'm sorry, I just couldn't keep quiet anymore."
"Then don't. There's a reason fate has yet to separate us. And I don't think I'd let it."
This time Shockwave kissed him, just as intensity and sweetly. It was all Soundwave had been craving for a long time.
The pair only broke away when they heard Ulquiorra and Orihime chuckling ad they observed them from a nearby spot.
"We should play matchmakers more often." Orihime said.
Ulquiorra smiled. "It's safe to say they did it for us first."
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Kubo and the symbolism of names in Bleach
Tite Kubo, author of series like bleach and burn the witch, is pretty well known not only thanks to the evolution of his artsyle troughout the years but also because of his foreshadowing, wich not only consists in planting elements to bring them back later,his foreshadowing goes to the point to even express aspects about his characters trough their name especifically two popular and fan favorite characters, the first one i want to adress is the protagonist, ichigo kurosaki:
in normal circunstances the word "ichigo" in japanese can means one of two things, strawberry and the number 15, it is generally believed, that even though strawberrys are not orange, this meaning of his name is closely ralated to his fiery orange hair, and ichigo is referred to as "strawberry" not only in various parts of the manga, but also  on volume titles, there is at leas three separate recopilatory volumes with the words "death and strawberry" in it the strawberry part making reference to ichigo, and the death part making reference to rukia kuchiki, who acts as ichigo´s first gate into the soul reaper world, another meaning of ichigo´s name, comes thanks to the kanjis used to write his names, this kanjis being 一 (one) and  護 (protect), giving it the meaning of the one to protect, wich is esentially the central point of ichigos character and wich is treated througout all arcs of the series, he obtains shinigami powers  from rukia to protect his family, he awakens his own dormant shinigami powers to rescue rukia from an unfair death penalty, he learns to control his inner demons or in this case, hollow in order to protect his friends and rescue inoue, and lastly he is able to connect with his roots and accept his true self and true power in order to protect the world, and most importantly, his loved ones.
another fan favorite character wich an interesting name, is, undoubtedly ulquiorra cifer, as most of the hueco mundo arc elements and arrancar his name actually comes from an spanish phrase, fonetically it comes from the phrase "el que llora", wich is both right on the spot and ironical, his face has two lines recorring from his eyes all the way down to his jaw, both lines really look like black tears, from the other side, ulquiorra is actually a pretty clueless character in what emotions are concerned, maybe the fact of being born by the fusion of thousands of hollow souls withouth one specifically being in control is a factor of this attitude but during his short life span in screen time, his character always sees to lack ubnderstanding on emotions, and most importantly the metaphisycal concept of the heart, and how it connects friends, lovers, and dear people in general, but it seems that his interactions with the main group of heroes changed a part of that, as while he vanishes into death after his battle with ichigo, he seems to be bothered about dying as he finally took an interest in humans.
there is a lot of other examples of kubo using names to foreshadow/define caracteristics about his characters, like retsu/yachiru unohana, but i think the 2 i adressed are perfect examples of how talented of a writer kubo really is.
-Samuel Farías
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Obedience (Sub! Ulquiorra Cifer x Dom! Aizen's Twin Sister! Reader) *500+ Followers Special*
‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ - - ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵୨˚̣̣̣͙୧ - - ୨˚̣̣̣͙୧‿︵‿︵‿︵
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Fandom: Bleach
Rating: 18+
Genre: Smut smutty smut
Summary: Being Aizen's twin sister and second in command you get pretty busy most of time, until you have to wait for the next phase of the plan in order for you to take action. Now you're bored, what is there for you to do? Easy, find Aizen's most loyal and trusted espada make him entertain you for the time being, simple enough.
Warnings: Dub con, dom x sub dynamics, fellatio, manipulation, praise, cum licking, finger licking/sucking, dirty talk, sex, 18+ content in general.
Admin Harmony🐯: Well here it is the very late 500 followers special I have been planning for a bit. I hope you guys enjoy it and also thank you guys so much for this many followers! Every single one of you guys is so amazing! I appreciate you guys for sticking with me and I hope you guys will for many years to come. I hope you guys Enjoy it! 🖤💘🎉
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You were bored. 
Of course you would be since you were only Aizen's right hand woman. He was the ringleader of this whole plan of his while you, being the younger, twin sister was second in command, helping him plan and scheme the next move. But as of late, Aizen didn't need your help with anything. He simply just said  for you to sit back, and relax until the next phase of the plan was complete but that wouldn't happen for another few days and all you have been doing for the past couple of days was sit in the throne room, staring at nothing.  
Surely there was something you could do to entertain yourself, you thought to yourself, until something- or someone popped into your head.
The 4th Espada. 
You smirked at the pure thought of him, he was Aizen's most loyal and dedicated Espada. 
He was basically just a walking, talking puppy, following and respecting Sosuke's orders like it was the meaning of his life.
Surely he could add some kind of entertainment for you for the time being, until the next phase of the plan was complete. 
Besides, it's not like he couldn't say no to you, you were Lord Aizen's dearest twin sister and he was nothing but a well-trained puppy. 
It was too perfect for you. 
The smirk that was already formed then turned into a grin, you couldn't wait to use him for your own personal entertainment. You were sure that Sosuke wouldn't mind it all, he never really cared because anything you wanted, you would get it no matter what. 
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You heard the door to the throne room open, footsteps slowly getting closer  to you, you watched as the fourth espada had appeared right before you, bowing to you respectfully. "Is there anything you need, Mistress y/n?"  You gave him your signature smile that was the same as your brother's. You walked towards him, your strides were authoritative, and your voice smooth as silk. 
"I was just seeing how you are doing, seeing as you are Sosuke's most trusted espada and he makes you do a lot of duties, does he not?" You asked him innocently, trying to make conversation with him, you knew how socially and emotionally ignorant he was, you decided to take baby steps with him and to approach your plan quite differently with him.
His eyes flickered with a tiny glint of confusion, why would you care about how Lord Aizen orders him around? He wasn't going to outwardly question you, since it wasn't in his place to, you were his twin sister  and whatever you say, goes. He simply just answered your question, " I'm fine, there isn't anything I can't handle."  You looked at him, simply nodding at him, "Is that so? Have you been busy as of late? Since everything has been a bit of a standstill for a while, you must be quite bored." His eyes flickered again with confusion, again, why did you care? Again, he would not question it, he just simply answered. "There has been a lack of duties for a while but I am capable of entertaining myself until Lord Aizen requests my assistance." You nodded again, now you were intrigued by him, what kind of entertainment does he really do? 
"That's quite interesting, have you ever thought about how boring doing the same things over and over again can be? Ever thought about experiencing new things?" Ulquiorra tilted his head, he was in thought, contemplating on what to say to you. "You don't need to answer my question, if you aren't busy with Lord Aizen's daily duties then how about assisting me in some of my important duties as well?" You watched him carefully, he was hesitant and confused, though he barely showed it on his face.
"Of course, Mistress y/n." 
You smiled at him, striding over to him, now standing only a couple of feer away, gently placing your hand on his shoulder, he flinched, not used to having any kind of physical contact unless for combat. "Good, Make sure to come here everyday starting tomorrow, after your daily duties with Lord Aizen, your duties for me will require some training, you may now leave." You let go of his shoulder, taking a few steps back from him.  Ulquiorra simply bowed, not saying another word, exiting the room as usual. You watched him leave, smirking once he was out of your sight. 
This was going to be too fun for you. 
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You heard the door open and the same footsteps from yesterday getting closer to your throne, you couldn't take your eyes off of Ulquiorra as he stood right before you, bowing to you. "What duties do you have for me, Mistress y/n?" He simply asked, looking up at you from your throne. You smiled at him, getting up from your throne and making your way towards him. You were now face to face, staring into his beautiful emerald eyes. "These kind of duties and training will be quite different from what Lord Aizen usually gives you." You placed your hand on his cheek, which caused him to jump a little, not used to the feeling of your warm, soft hands. "With this kind of training you're going to have to trust me. You need to also follow exactly what I need you to do because if you don't, then I will have to punish you." You were serious, your face as deadpanned as his. "Do you understand me? Say yes or no." 
He slightly nodded, he was trying not to show any sign of confusion, "Yes, Mistress y/n." 
"Good, also, just call me Mistress for now on, you don't need to add my name. Now, let's get started. The first thing you need to do for your training is getting use to my touch. I can tell you're too tense just by me touching your cheek."  He loathed that you could tell how tensed he was. 
"I'm going to gently graze my hand over your body, if you want me to stop then tell me. Do you understand?"
"Yes, Mistress." 
You nodded, taking the hand that was placed on his cheek and slowly sliding it all the way down to his pecks, using your pointer finger to gently trace the four that was etched onto his skin. You could feel his body starting to tense up from your feathered touches, he was very sensitive to touch and your warm hands felt too different from what he was used to. You then slowly moved your hands down to his abs, then lastly, all the way down to his V-line, almost touching his nether region. He let out a quiet, sharp breath, almost like a gasp, he was taken back by what you were doing to him. What exactly were you doing to him?
"I can feel you tensing up…You don't have to be, you know I would never hurt you." You reassured him. 
You gently cupped him, rubbing his nether region in circles, watching him hold everything back, he was trying to be as neutral as possible. 
"Are you okay?" You asked, still gently rubbing him in circles. Something was…off. He couldn't pin it down exactly but he knew he shouldn't be feeling this way,but he knew he couldn't do anything to stop this. Anything you say, goes.  He nodded  his head slowly, brushing off this uncomfortable feeling that he has in the pit of his stomach,"It's okay to feel this way, that's part of the training, being confused and unsure of not only me but yourself. That's how it always is. Now, I'm going to do the same thing except this time I'm going to put my lips on you." He paused for a bit, is he really going to let you touch him like this? Of course, he had to follow orders. 
You lean forward, kissing him on the forehead, he sucked in a breath, shocked by how plush and warm, your lips were. You begin to kiss his cheek, then his lips, the feel of his cold lips against your warm ones caused him to gasp. It took you everything in your power  not to slip your tongue in his mouth and to dominate him then and there but you had to remember, you had to take baby steps with him. You then lean down to kiss his neck, lightly nipping at him to see if you could get a reaction out of him. You did, he flinched, then instinctively pushed you away from him. 
He did not like that at all. 
"My apologies, I won't do that again." You said in your sweet voice. He was more defensive than before, his eyes narrowed at you suspiciously. 
"This is part of the training, seeing what things work and what doesn't. Again, you can trust me, I wouldn't do anything to harm you, do I have a reason to?" 
"I suppose you don't…." He admitted though he hated that he did. 
"Good, again, try your best to relax and remember, it's part of your training. You will be rewarded if you keep being a good servant to me. Now, open your mouth for me." 
He was still hesitant but he gave in since those were your orders, he opened his mouth a little but not enough to do you any favors. "Open it wider." He did as you said, the gap just enough for you to slide your tongue inside of his mouth.  His eyes had widened the whole time as you explored his mouth with your tongue.  He wanted to pull away but there was something that was keeping him from doing so. You let go of him, staring at him, "The next time I kiss you, you need to also kiss me back. Move your tongue along with mine and explore every inch of my mouth as well." 
You could see how visibly disgusted he was as you explained to him what exactly a kiss was.
"It doesn't sound pleasurable with my explanation but once you get used to it, it will get better, that's the reason why you are being trained in the first place." 
He knew you were right, it was part of the training process but that didn't mean he had to like it, as long as you didn't know it would be okay. 
"I think that is enough for today, just remember what all I said for tomorrow, because you will be put to the test. You may leave." 
Ulquiorra didn't say anything, all he did was bow and slowly left the room. You knew he was in deep thought, confused as ever but that still didn't stop you from wanting to turn him into your perfect little sex servant. 
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"You want me to do…what?" Ulquiorra's voice sounded mildly disturbed. "Yes, cunnilingus, the act of oral stimulation to the women's private parts." 
"And what does that have to do with yesterday's lesson?" Ulquiorra questioned you, he became a bit more bold with you. 
You only chuckled at him before saying, " Giving oral is kind of like kissing, the only difference is that you have to find the right rhythm and the right spot on a woman's private parts because if you don't, nothing will happen." Ulquiorra was disgusted, you could see it clear as day on his face. 
"You don't have to worry about anything, I will kindly guide you through it, just remember what I told you about kissing and put it to use when you give me oral, I will show you where and how to pleasure me. Now, come closer to my throne." You ordered him, to which he obliged. He was only a few feet away from you, watching you intently, waiting to see what you would do next. He was still defensive but you weren't surprised considering he was still an arrancar, far from a human. "I'm going to stripe my skirt, and once I give you an okay, you may come closer to me." He nodded, his eyes never leaving yours. You begin to strip your skirt, the garment gracefully falling to the ground below you, revealing your laced panties. Then, you pulled your panties off your body, sliding them all the way down your legs and onto the ground where your skirt is.  Once you got rid of them you were fully exposed to him, watching his facial features change from neutral to only slight curiosity. You sat down on your throne, nodding your head to signal him to come over. He walked towards you, standing until you gave him the next order. 
"Get on your knees." You ordered, watching him do just that.  Now he was face to face with your nether regions, he could already smell the weird but sweet smell from you. You spread your legs wide so he could get a good look at your wetness. 
"I want you to take your hands and touch me, I want you to feel every inch of me. I want you to get use to the feeling of me but don't get too rough because if you do you will regret it." 
Ulquiorra completely froze, not out of fear or shock it seemed more calculating if anything. Was he trying to think on how to pleasure you? 
"Just touch it, don't worry about pleasuring me yet. I just want you to get use to the feeling of me." 
He still was hesitant but his reaction time was fast compared to before. He then used his index finger to touch the outside labia, then he began to glide his finger all the way down to the bottom. It was a weird texture, soft and squishy, a very unique texture to him.  He stroked it a couple of times,learning a lot from it. "Good, now  go in deeper, also use more than one finger." You said to him nonchalantly, He took both fingers, spreading your outer lips apart, then placing them inside of you. He wasn't sure exactly how to react to the feeling of you. You were wet, slimy and squishy. Was he supposed to enjoy the feeling of it? His fingers gently danced inside of you as you sighed quietly with content, especially when his finger glazed over your clit. "You feel that tiny spot you just touched? That's my clit, remember where that clit is located because that's what you're going to have to rub or lick in order to pleasure me." You said watching him play inside of you for a good minute or so.  "Good, now take your fingers out and lick them clean, that's what obedient servants do." Ulquiorra paused his movements blinking in confusion, he wanted you to…lick his fingers clean? 
"Are you deaf? I said lick them clean." You demanded, glaring down at him, you weren't pleased in the slightest bit. He opened his mouth just enough to shove the two fingers in, placing them right into the mouth, that's when he got to taste every bit of your essence. It was sweet, and the texture was bizarre but it wasn't too bad. He swirled his tongue around his fingers, licking every bit of it up. 
"Make sure you look at me while you're doing it. You will always look me in the eyes no matter what you're doing, it's the polite thing to do." 
He did just that, watching you, making sure that you weren't mad at him in the slightest bit. "Such an obedient little espada, I can see why you are Sosuke's most loyal arrancar. Now, come over here and use all of your knowledge to pleasure me with your mouth." You said to him, your legs spread wide just for him.  Ulquiorra leaned forward, slowly taking his tongue to lick the strip up your outer labia which caused you to shiver and sigh with pleasure. "Don't be shy and hurry up, you have a time limit." Ulquiorra used his tongue to spread your lips, swirling his tongue right inside of you. You audibly gasped, which caused Ulquiorra to stop to look up at you, "I didn't say for you to stop, the next time you will be punished." You growled at him, he tensed up a bit, but still continued to lick and suck on your pussy. You took your hand, grasping his head and roughly shoving him deeper into your pussy. "Remember to go in deep and pleasure my clit. Pleasure me like it's the only meaningful thing in your life, which it is." Ulquiorra did just that, licking and kissing every inch of your cunt, making sure to pay attention to your clit and go in there deep, adding different rhythms and pressure to his tongue as he licked you. Strings of pleasurable moans and gasps escaped your lips, you can tell that you were almost there, you just needed another minute or two of his tongue bathing. "Yesss oh! Keep going, Good boy."  You encouraged him, gently stroking his soft black hair, his licking became more confident the closer your orgasm approached.  Your toes curled as high pitch screams of pleasure escaped your lips, squirting all over Ulquiorra's face along with your thighs and the floor, forgetting to tell him he was supposed to swallow every bit of it to prevent a huge mess. 
"Oops, I guess I made a mistake, I should have told you to swallow every bit of it so we could avoid such a mess. Good thing your tongue has its uses, lick it up clean and if you do a good job I will reward you tomorrow." 
Ulquiorra took his time to thoroughly lick and polish the throne and floor with his saliva looking up at you as he did it. You had to admit, he looked to attractive, following every single order you have given him.  You stood up from your throne, taking your finger and lifting his chin so his beautiful eyes can stare right into yours, "You did such a wonderful job, as a promise I will reward tomorrow. Now, you may leave."  Ulquiorra stared at you for several moments, you can tell he was in much deeper thought than he has been the past couple of days. He stood up, but this time he didn't bow. 
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"Why would I ever want to experience anything remotely close to that?" The way  he said it sounded like his normal self, disgusted, and uninterested.  You could only snicker at him, you had a feeling that he wasn't pleased with what an orgasm was due to what happened yesterday. You understood why he wouldn't since he most likely never experienced one in his entire hollow life. 
"It's not as bad as it looks, it takes…time to get used to it but once you have it, it feels…unexplainable in a good way. So consider this a gift for my favorite espada." Ulquiorra still did not seem to be enticed by your proposition, human orgasms  are disgusting to him, afterall. "That is, if you are willing to give it a try." You stated to him, "Because if you don't want to then we can end our training here. The next stage of our plan is now complete and I will be far too busy for a long awhile. It's your choice." You simply shrugged at him, placing your hand on your cheek, looking bored. Ulquiorra's mind was blank, contemplating everything he had experienced for the past few days. Was he really ready to give up this training he's been doing? And why was he so hesitant about not wanting this to end? You gave him a fake sigh, "I will take that as a no, such a shame, it was a joy to train you in being a proper espada but I have much to do. I will see you again in due time, Ulquiorra." You got up from your throne turning your back to him, leaving to exit the throne room. 
"Wait." 
You halted, turning your head to face him, back still against him, "Yes?" 
"I want to try it just this once." 
A smirk appeared from your face for a mere second before you turned around to face him. "Are you sure?" You begin to walk up to him again slowly, now only a few inches away from him. "Because I don't want to force you to do anything you don't want to." He nodded this time he was sure that he wanted to, especially if he won't be able to train with you for a long while. 
"Alright, if that's what you want then I will oblige, strip for me." You ordered him, watching his face contort in confusion. Did he really have to take everything off in order to have an orgasm? "You're not deaf, I said strip for me, every last article of your clothing."  Ulquiorra nodded, hesitantly unzipping his shirt and taking off every bit of clothing that he had on. He was way more uncomfortable than he has ever felt in the past few days. You walked up to him, touching his face with your warm hand, making sure he's looking straight into your eyes. " You look so uncomfortable, don't worry, you know I won't do anything to hurt you, all of this is a reward for being the perfect espada. Now, sit on my throne." Ulquiorra blinked in pure shock and confusion, you wanted him to do what? 
"I give you permission to sit on my throne, Ulquiorra." You ordered him sincerely. motioning him to your throne. Ulquiorra hesitantly  made his way to it, reluctantly sitting in it afterwards. He watched as you also took off  every piece of your garment as well, now fully exposed to him as well. 
You slowly made your way to the throne, taking in how beautiful Ulquiorra looked completely bare in front of you. "You don't have to worry about anything, first I'm going to have to prep you, I can't fully pleasure you until you are hard." You gently took his pale flaccid penis in your hand, firmly grasping and stroking it lightly, just to get him used to the foreign feeling. His breath hitched at the gentle touch of your hand. "I'm going to stroke and grasp your harder, it feels weird now but just wait then it will start to feel good." Seconds later you did just that, different pitches of moans and whimpers could be heard from Ulquiorra as you sensually pleasured him, feeling cock grow and hardened right into your hand. "Yes, good you're nice and hard for me. You don't have to worry about me, just watching you getting hard already makes me wet for you."  You reassured him, once he was just hard enough for you you took his cock, aiming it at your entrance, "You're going to be inside of me, just take deep breathes and remember, it will all pass and you will get use to it." You could tell he was mortified by everything, his mind not being able to compute coherently, all you could hear was strained moans and whimpers from him. You then placed him carefully inside of you, moaning once every inch of him was inserted inside of you. Ulquiorra gasped loudly, the foreign feeling that has been aching all over his body only grew from here. You begin to gently bounce him wrapping your arms around him, you can see how uncomfortable he was by him not looking straight into your eyes.  "What did I say before? Keep your pretty eyes focused only on me and nowhere else."  His eyes snapped to you, you watched as his pale face turned rosy pink from arousal. You placed your dominant hand on his cheek as you kept riding him, watching his widened eyes bore into you, your movements more fast and powerful than before. "You're doing such a good job, now buck your hips into mine repeatedly it feels much better for the both of us if you do."  Ulquiorra begin to moan loudly as he thrusted into you, his pacing changing every once in a while. You leaned forward, giving him a kiss on the lips as both of your orgasms began to reach. He moaned loudly into your mouth as you furiously made out with him, trying to distract him from the awkward pain and pleasure that was all over his body. You both moaned loudly, both of your climaxes almost reached, you begin to ride him faster and harder using all of passion into making out with him and getting each other off.  Then, you both moaned loudly into eachothers mouths as you both climaxed at the same time, both of your fluids were covering each other as you both ride out each others orgasms. You let go him, both of you panting heavily, staring at eachother for awhile. You didn't need to ask him how his first orgasm was, everyone could be said just by his face. 
You cleared your throat, waking yourself from the high you both were in. 
"I'm going to go… that's the end of our training… not sure for how long but it will be a while. Clean everything up then you can leave." You begin to put on your clothes, and fixing your hair. Ulquiorra was still panting, lazily watching you. 
"How am I supposed to clean all this up?" 
You simply shrugged, "I don't care, use your tongue, a towel, your clothes, hell, use Grimmjow's clothes for all I care, as long as it is clean, I don't care." You begin to walk away, not looking back at the fourth espada. 
Ulquiorra had no idea what had just happened, all he knew was that he might be just a tiny bit upset that the training was over for you two, not that he would ever admit to it, and neither would you. 
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Ch221-250
i see i no longer have a choice about using the new post editor, but it also gives me 2 choices of heading size, so...win win i guess
i was thinking in general this morning about isane's "cell phone for tall people" idea from one of the omakes i read yday....that's actually pretty handy, as a tall person who used to drop their phone a lot, heh
Ch221: Let Eat the World's End
haha "thrust down on his blade"
ooo ken-chan in his mind.....nice. i do love the parallels between them :thinking:
"battles are different from quarrels. and if both sides end up living afterwards, it definitely ain't over." i love him...."we're always gonna keep on searching [for power]!! ichigo!!"
(and again they are on a first name basis....even tho this is just a mental image. it's interesting that that's what his mind would choose to show him...like yeah the first time this kind of thing happened was in the kenpachi fight so it sorta makes sense...)
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(so is the new one 10 images per post or is it 10 images per image set)
also interesting to note that realgetsu stabbed ichigo right where grimmjow's hollow hole is
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and the same in return.....wrow
Ch222: No Shaking Throne
i do like the king/horse extended metaphor...and that realgetsu calls ichigo 'king' in general
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KUBO!!!!!
tatsuki :(
oh yes speaking of aizen's objective....why did he go through all the trouble of what he did when he knew he could have just taken the hogyoku from rukia's body? even if he thought she wouldn't survive he could make that the red herring...tho it did serve him to throw the SS into internal turmoil and try to get them to off each other, slaughter c46....and well it's aizen he likes things complicated
Ch223: The Scarlet Creation
yes the royal key...the royal guard...the soul king....launcher of 1000 fan theories
'we have time...it's 4 months :)' yamapls
i do love the way the manga is anchored to the seasons/time passing tho
well it's obviously gonna be momo who's talking to him right?
Ch224: Imitated Gaiety
yep it's momo...man aizen really did a number on her. the way she still talks about him, even tho he straight up said 'that person was a lie' (tho perhaps not to her or mb she totally blacked it out)
idk i think aizen's villainy is, well. it's a battle shonen so ofc it's gonna be somewhat ott but it's a mix of 'totally evil let's destroy the world' + complete narcissism + on a personal level, it's...idw say realistic, but he makes people want to believe the best of him even when he shows his true colors and idk. it's easy to see that quality transferred to irl stuff
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teehee i'm just a shopkeeper! ily urahara <3
nnnn love & rose as the peanut gallery
Ch225: Slip Into My Barrier
oh dear is she gonna upset it
nah...but damn ichigo you're so cool, saying "it'll be alright; i'll be the one to stop aizen"...baby
Ch226: Right of My Heart
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ASDLFKJ all of u pls....
ryuuken wow he's totally unscathed...
why is the moon always a crescent? it was just like that the other night; it should have waned.
anyway, uryuu and ryuuken continue to be incredibly similar. we love a generation xerox.
Ch227: The Swordless Soldier
wait is the moon reversed....oh that's hueco mundo
so did urahara say that to orihime sos that she would get captured or what. does he know about what happened with hachi and the barrier.
Ch228: Don't Look Back
is this like a rukihime ver of that john & yoko album
oh that is very rukihime well well
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SHE!!!!!!!!!!!!
"the 'how to' is not important. it is the 'how do you want to do it' that is" HACHIIIII
Ch229: Howling Tempest
speaking of pretty, i talk up rukia & urahara a lot but...
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ulquiorra is lovely
wait it's been a month? has he been skipping school this entire time? is kon in his body? what about his grades? what about his family? sure isshin knows and karin has a guess but he doesn't know isshin knows and what about yuzu?
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peas in a pod i see
Ch230: Dead White Invasion
oh! shuuhei!
"friends are a good thing even if they tread a different path" ukitake T_T
man shuuhei does all the work of captain and vice captain and doesn't even get a promotion for it in the end....how sadly relatable
OH grimmjow's scar is to cover the tattoo....yeah ok i get it (how many times can i repeat that haha)
Ch231: The Mascaron Drive
(why does the title page say 221....a misprint?)
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nnnn
lovely kubo panels....especially the last one with urahara......
Ch232: The Mascaron Drive 2
wrow so bloody grimmjow....again, i see i see
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10 images per post...? >:( i guess i'll have to go back to 20 chaps after this. pretend i put the kubo panel in anyway, it's there, it's beautiful, the screenshot's on my hard drive
Ch233: El Violador
falling together like that huh
candyshop.mp3
O SHIT ITS HIM
Ch234: Not Negotiation
We, / in the first, / shall never blend together. / In the second, / shall never hold the same form. / The third, / as he who has no eyes. / The fourth, / with no direction. / And the fifth, / lies in the heart.
"what you hold i your hand is the rope to the guillotine above your friends' necks. Nothing more." godDAMN does he know how to get her already
"if your weapon is 8 arms, mine is all the water in the atmosphere" DAMN HITSUGAYA!!!
Ch235: The Frozen Clutch
RUKIAAAAAAAAAAA
Ch236: The Sun Already Gone Down
idk how to say but i do like how so many of the fights just end interrupted, only to resume after everyone has a chance to level up or think about things more (or both)
but lol @ ulquiorra just grabbing grimmjow and peacing him out of his fight with shinji
Ch237: Goodbye, Halcyon Days
well i guess if it's been a month it's fine for the moon to be crescent again
"If only I had 5 lives! Then I could be from 5 different towns and stuff myself full on 5 different types of food and have 5 different jobs...and I could...fall in love with the same person 5 times"
i do think about this quote a lot. idk i feel all kinds of ways about it....
Ch238: Eagle Without Wings
oh long time no see! byakuya & ken-chan!
Ch239: Winged Eagles
TATSUKIIIII :'((((((((
i just. yeah. it would be easy to drop the high school stuff and vanish it from the plot but i just. ouch.
"Believe in us, Ichigo; don't carry the burden by yourself. That's what friends are for!" CHAD :'((((((
Ch240: Regeneration
garganta....just like the black hole in interstellar! (or maybe that was gargantua)
nnnn grimmjow impaling luppi with his hand....i would screenshot but i wonder if it is sfw enough for this website (also i am, still, out of images) it is also a brilliant kubo panel
nnnn ulquiorra's done face at grimmjow
Ch241: Silverflame
alskdjf uryuu rules lawyering PLS PLS PLS (and technically, ichigo is other things as well....helping out a fellow quincy, that's fine :D)
"that's some messed up logic." "just admit that i've found a paradox in the promise." uryuu PLS
"i'm your enemy!" ICHIGO PLS
RYUUKEN CALLING ISSHIN "KUROSAKI" & ISSHIN BEING SURPRISED BY THAT :O
dr ishida you shouldn't smoke! you're a doctor! well i guess he stresses himself out huh
"what a shitty dad" "just trying to one-up you" THEY REALLY GO LOW!!!!!!
Ch242: Two Men Are Burning
"We'll take care of this" :'))) chad & uryu so dependable!
(nnn flashback ryuuken is doing the glasses thing just like uryuu)
"shall we counterattack?" i love him
Ch243: The Knuckle and the Arrow
"My king, / we gaze upon you in the same way / that we gaze upon a peacock / and that is framed by hope, / adoration, and a bottomless something / that resembles fear"
i wonder what exactly this is referencing...aizen as king? is the peacock thing yumichika? or is it ichigo and realgetsu? or everything at once?
oooh it's a longbow....be glad you aren't in fire emblem, uryuu
and in the cover page uryuu is dressed like ryuuken too
FLYING LEGS OF PURITY URYUU PLS
(alsdlfkj the shady translator's note...'bad spanish for')
Ch244: Born From the Fear
cool_guys_dont_look_at_explosions.mp4
"Tell him the quincy are here, and that, in reality, it os not the shinigami he should fear but rather the quincy!"
WELL. TECHNICALLY. ICHIGO AND BACH /shot
path like a moonbeam eh....would it happen to be.....a moonbeam on the water..........kyoka suigetsu........
i've come to like the reverse moon
interesting that grimmjow did not have orihime heal the scar from ichigo! also....SZAYEL IS THAT YOU
ah yes teatime with aizen-sama
Ch245: The Way Without Enemies
oooh what a fancy pourover setup aizen-sama! and in what, 2007? 08? sighs the wiki won't tell me >:( my kingdom for a better bleach wiki....maybe wikipedia would have it but i'm not gonna trawl rn no time
asking the blind guy for a visual seems kinda insensitive but
grimmjow's '!!!!' well well
ooh man i can just hear the scolding tone in aizen's voice....if i were him i'd curl up in shame like those plastic fortune fish
another good reaction face from ichigo
Ch246: The Great Desert Bros
enter_sandman.mp3
yes yes...sand weak to water....just like pokemon and one piece...
Ch247: United on the Desert
is it a lil hammered down straight through the plaster that ichigo needs to rely on his friends more (and in general that reliance on others isn't weakness)? maybe. do i like it? yeah.
byakuya runs on the same logic as uryuu lmao "i brought you back but no orders after that :)" also....the filthy-looking boy line!!!! *
a lively bunch
oh this is a bit of a mirror of rukia in prison and hearing from renji about everyone coming in...."for them there is no other reason than that" :')
orihime you are loved! (and, thinking about this in a metaphorical sense, the symbolism of being captured in a prison of low self-worth and your friends lifting you out....nnn) but then going back to tasuki....do they ever tell her, and i wonder how that makes her feel bc obv she doesn't love orihime any less even tho she can't understand her or physically rescue her ah (cries in tatsuhime)
Ch248: To Live and Return to this Place again
i wonder who was faked out by all this, like thinking she really switched sides....i prob woulda been
"you know how it goes, rudolph with his nose so bright" ICHIGO PLS
Ch249: Back to the Innocence
so uryuu meets szayel....rukia meets aaroneiro..../squints who else does what. or is that later.
damn ulquiorra....it's logical and manipulative but. still flawed.
im very sure aizen know what orihime is planning....that or it's totally irrelevant given later events
Ch250: Five Ways to Three Figures
well ichigo is in a place where he's protecting someone so that's how he fights best....when does nel get her magical ageup tho
asldkfjslkd the reaction faces....gold
right, dordoni and the privaron
lsdfkj gin and tosen....give me all of them
"splitting up lowers their chance of winning, don't these kids know their limits?" "no"
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Ok kinda weird but hear me out: espada sex blooper headcanons. Like who breaks the bed, who tries to do a sex tease and gets tangled in their clothes, etc. plus with their xenobio and the fact that they’re all inexperienced virgins, there’s just more room for things to go (hilariously) wrong
Awwww, this is amazing! XD There is a lot of potential for really cute, funny stuff with the poor things...
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Starrk
Do all of the times he's bound to fall asleep during sex count? Because that's going to happen way more often than you'd like. When Starrk feels too good, sometimes his body just defaults to passing out as a response to the pleasure and relaxation. So yes, he can absolutely fall asleep while he's inside of you, or the other way around. On top of that, he's one who can break the bed if he gets too into things... Hollow strength can be quite dangerous.
Halibel
She's not too bad about doing weird, awkward things during sex, but there are still moments. Some of the funnier of these are when her instincts take over— for example, not being able to stop nuzzling into your neck or purring way too loud when she's trying to give you oral. Considering how composed Halibel always is, these little slips are quite significant. Don't tease her, though. She'll get surprisingly pouty if you make fun of those moments.
Ulquiorra
Number one is the delightful tendency of his to remain completely blank-faced and empty-eyed while you fuck him. When Ulquiorra gets too overwhelmed, he kind of spaces out and goes nonverbal, which ends in a lot of dead-eyed, mid-sex stares. Even funnier (for you) is when you get the normally emotionless Espada wrecked to the point of actual howling. The blooper part of that is when nearby Arrancar have clearly overheard it.
Nnoitra
The main "bloopers" you'll get involve him saying something really, really weird. And probably incredibly morbid. Nothing kills the mood faster than Nnoitra's inner angst taking over and making him say something weirdly violent and dark. Other than that, there are the moments where he just starts crying because of how overwhelmed he is. Those are the ones where all horny has to stop before Nnoitra panics and shuts down completely.
Grimmjow
The funniest one is when you're getting a little rough with him... and the submission instinct kicks in. Hard. It's not under any of the usual circumstances— his body just nopes out and goes basically unconscious for a few minutes. Grimmjow considers it absolutely humiliating, but you find the memory of his dazed, vacant expression and blank eyes to be pretty hilarious. He's also one of the ones who will absolutely break the bed.
Szayel
There have been and will be multiple times where he gets up in the middle of sex to handle some "vital" experiment that he forgot or write something down that just occurred to him. The science comes first. You know this. Also, considering his peacock-level tendency to show off, Szayel's the one who's going to try to be sexy (like the striptease mentioned) and absolutely fail. Usually, because he misunderstands what exactly counts as sexy.
Aaroniero
When sex starts getting too intense, Aaroniero has a bad tendency of losing control of his "human" form. And getting very, very gooey. There are times where you wind up more or less fucking a pile of slime, much to his eternal shame. It takes a lot of convincing to assure him that you're not disgusted. The other fun one is the first time you make him come hard enough to squirt you in the face... neither of you knew his body could do that.
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top 5-10 bleach character designs? :3
Ask me for my Top 5/Top 10 of anything!
Sorry this one is a little late anon!
If nothing else, doing this list made me appreciate how well Kubo designs his characters in terms of showing their personalities and the core of who they are, it's always been one of his strengths as an artist. As with other lists, this is purely personal preference where I'm ranking my favourite character designs, not necessarily the 'best' designs.
Honourable mentions: Rangiku Matsumoto, Yoruichi ShihoinByakuya Kuchiki, Bazz B, Jugram, Jackei Tristan, Barragan (original form), Tsukishima, Kukaku Shiba, Uryu Ishida (FB arc only), Tobiume, Shunsui Kyoraku, Ulquiorra Cifer, and Coyote Stark (Ressurecion).
10. Soi Fon
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I'm not a big Soi Fon fan, but I can't deny her character design is fantastic; she often stands out because of it and makes her presence known. I love her first look, the cloth-wrapped braids were so cool and the yellow sash was a nice touch. I'm not a fan of her look after the Full Bringer arc, but her asymmetrical haircut in chapter 686 is pretty neat. I also love the shape of her eyes, they suit her character really well and are different from most of the other characters' eyes. On a side note, in terms of design, she has one of the coolest and most unique looking Shikai too.
9. Shuhei Hisagi
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Say what you want about Hisagi - whether it's about the '69' tattoo or that he's a discount, hair colour swapped Ichigo - he stands out. He's got a lot going on in his design: the aforementioned '69' tattoo, the other tattoo going across his nose and cheek, the scars over his eyes, the literally explosive choker and arm bands, and the sleeveless Shihakuso. I love all of it, and it's what drew me to him in the first place. What kind of guy is this? I wondered the first time. He looks cool! And just based one how many fans this guy had before the Fake Karakura Town arc came out, if Kubo's goal was to make you instantly like or at least be intrigued by this guy based on his design, [then for me] he succeeded with flying colours!
8. As Nodt
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The moment I saw As Nodt for the first time, I was immediately intrigued by his design; he looked like something out a black metal concert (heck, I could see him being the mascot for a black metal band). His design adds to his powers, I legit flinched when I saw him without his mask the first time and still get a little creeped out by his Vollstandig for when I go back and read his fight against Rukia. His volume cover remains one of my favourites, he just looks so looming and intimidating.
7. Vasto Lorde Ichigo
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The form so cool they create a whole move based around it, and who could blame them if that was the case! Just look at this design! It's the perfect fusion of Hollow and Shinigami, showing the lengths Ichigo (and Zangetsu) went to come back from the dead. Sometimes when I watch the anime adaption of this form, I'll have to pause for one reason or another, but when I come back, I'm always taken aback whenever I pause on a frame of the Vasto Lorde form because it looks both so cool and so intimidating.
6. Retsu Unohana
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I'm starting to think I have a thing for intimidating and/or dark haired characters. Unohana's design is deceptive as heck. She looks like what you'd expect the head of a healing division to be: kind, soft, and dignified. Her front braid is the best part of her design (and I may or may have not tried to copy it with my own hair when I was younger); it conveys a softness to her, but you also can't help but wonder why she has this braid at the front. At one point she has her hair tied back but we don't see her up close except for her face. It got me wondering if the braid was hiding something, and it would turn out years later I was right. When she undid the braid for her fight against Kenpachi, she just completely transformed and suddenly the intimidating energy she conveyed took on a form (but then I think her iconic face in that chapter also helped).
5. Kenpachi Zaraki
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You know exactly what you're getting when you first see Kenny (or at least, I did). From the scars to the eyepatch to his tall, bulky frame to his hair (whether it's his spiky bell hair or his grown out hair) his look matches his personality perfectly; Kubo could not have designed a better character with a personality like Kenpachi's. You're just waiting for him to either throw the eyepatch off or grin maniacally or both and the fight instantly gets all the better for it. I like both his first look and his second one, but if I could only pick one, I'd do with the former - it's the hair, I just thought it was awesome!
4. Hyourinmaru
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Hyourinmaru is lucky enough have not one but two awesome character designs. He looks awesome as a dragon, particularly after Toshiro regains his bankai during the TYBW arc (that shot of him appearing behind Hollowifed Toshiro will never not be cool). As for humanoid form, for me it's one of the best Zanpakuto spirit designs Kubo did for this arc. He looks other-worldly ancient (like he's been around since the dawn of the Shinigami), and also like a guardian, watching over and protecting his master. It's also a creative design, with the sash as a tail and the ends of his limbs being clawed and made of ice. Somehow the 'X' on his face works to bring everything together; I've seen edits online where people removed the X and he just looks so weird without it.
3. Momo Hinamori
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She has one of the most plain designs in all of the series, why is she up so high on the list? Well, in a series where unnatural eye and hair colours are the norm, spiky hairstyles are in, and some people just seem to be trying to one up each other having the most distinctive (and at times daring) looking uniforms, sometimes it's refreshing to see a character who just looks ordinary. In short, sometimes I just want a little bit of simplicity. For me it conveys that her priority isn't in her appearance, that she's not interesting in looks, whether it's her own or other people's (that isn't to say that other characters who care about their appearance are judging other's based on it, see Rangiku for example...I don't know, maybe I'm reading too much into this, wouldn't be the first time!). Ironically though, Hinamori is one of the more complicated characters, so the most simple thing about her ends up being her design; but for me, that's kind of the point, it added a layer of relatability to her.
In all of her designs, the most flash thing about her is whatever she does with her hair. In her first design she has the hair cloth, which in the manga is either white or a pale grey, and in the anime happens to be the same colour as her division colour, which I think is a neat touch showing her dedication to her position and maintaining the Fifth Division. Her next hair style is short with a hair clip. Was she trying to match Shinji? Was there a discount on hair cutting for shorter hair at the time (aka Rukia, Yachiru, and Shinji all getting their hair cut shorter as well)? I kid of course. I've headcanoned that it's a sign of her moving on from the past, cutting her hair short enough that she can't put it back in a bun (for now). I must admit her second look too some getting used to, but it grew on me and I came to really like it. Her latest look, though, has got be my favourite. The bun is back but this time's more elaborate with a hair piece that's got the Fifth Division's flower insignia on it (perhaos showing her commitment to her division again) I love how intricate this new look is, t retains the usual simplicity but now has a bit of flair in it. If we really are getting a new manga arc, I hope Momo keeps this look! There's probably a way to read deeper into how Momo's character design changes represent her arc/journey across the series, but I won't dive into that rabbit hole here.
2. Toshiro Hitsugaya (FB and TYBW arcs)
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My bias is really starting to show now! XD He's one of my favourites, mostly for his character journey and relationships he has with other characters, but a small part does have to do with his design. First up, it's not exactly an original idea to have the character who wields ice powers to have white hair and some shade of for the eyes. It's a colour scheme I've always liked, and Hitsugaya definitely fits into this description, but there are a few things that are different - like his eyes being more green than blue.
Now don't get me wrong, his first appearance is great, I always felt the look was showing he was trying to fit into an adult's world, that he's the head of a division and he wants you to take him seriously. However, when I think of him, the first images to come up nowadays are his appearances from the FB arc onwards. I remember the first time I saw his new hairdo I went, 'Wait, is that his old hairstyle?' Turns out no, it's more like a fusion of both his hairstyles. And in a weird way, I couldn't help but see it as a reflection of his growth. We see in one of the omakes in the volume 53 that Hitsugaya says what's different about him is that he's taller, and later on in the TYBW arc he's making jokes about his height. I took the change in appearance to show that while he still wants to be respected and not be seen as a child, he's a bit more relaxed about it now, that there are more important things to worry or get angry about. I also like his latest appearance, which is basically the same but without the scarf and with slightly shorter hair...gotta admit though, I miss the scarf.
1. Renji Abarai
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So a fun fact about me: before I was a major Momo or Toshiro fan, Renji was my favourite character. Don't get me wrong though, he's still one my favourite characters in the series (probably in my top 5), it's just Momo and Toshiro ended up taking first place when I became invested in them. Anyhow, Renji made a strong first impression when I first saw him, and that's largely due to his character design. Up until then the most unrealistic hair colour was Ichigo's. Then in comes Renji with his pineapple-shaped red hair, tattoos for eyebrows, and oversized goggles. To say he left an impression on me would be an understatement.
I've always liked Renji's first look, from pineapple red hair to the white bandana. But for me, his best look was after he came down from Zero Division. The furs, the armguards, the zebra-pattern bandana, and the goggles (he finally, FINALLY, has a pair of goggles again!), it all just works on him! He looks awesome, like he's about to go out, kick ass, and look good while doing it. He's no longer the stray dog barking at the moon, he's a king. Must admit, I was kind of sad that he ditched some of his accessories along the way to the Soul Palace, but he looked awesome.
And that's the thing with Renji, for me, all of his designs are awesome - I've even come around to the braid, which I initially didn't like. Every single design ties in with Zanpakuto spirit and abilities, his background, and his general character so well.
Finally, his tattoos are awesome, I don't care what anyone else says (seriously, Bazz-B and him should have been bros...I mourn for what could have been); I seriously wonder how Kubo can sit down and draw him because of all those tattoos, but he's a richer character for it.
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Hi hi ~ I return yet again to request from u instead of doing my own work~ ok ok so hear me out grimmjow Ulquiorra and hitsugaya being surprised by a kiss on the cheek whether their already dating or not is up to u I just think it would be so cute~~~~(◕ܫ◕✿)
Welcome back dear birdie you really need to start on your work hun! Still real happy to see Ulquiorra on this list! This was super cute and fun to write also love the face looks like it should be a rabbit or a bear both are nice. Hope you like this mixed bag of fluff and maybe spoilers? idk
Grimmjow
Being close to Grimmjow is a bumpy ride everyone knows that but dating him is an ever crazier ride one I'm lucky enough to experience. We haven't been dating for long it's been only a month since he more or less demanded we go out, really it had seemed like a dream but here we are on a date in the human walking hand in hand through the streets. " Why did ya even want to come here". He pulls me closer to his side wrapping his arm fully around my waist as we walk. " I thought it would be a fun date we can even watch the fireworks before we have to go back!" I point up to the hill near us he just chuckles grinning a but as he leads us to it. The view was amazing much pretty then anything we normally see in Hueco Mundo and as the fireworks start up I cant help but look on in awe. " Thank you for agreeing to come here Grimm" I lay my head against him " Course I mean I like when you smile and this was something I could make happen so..ya know why not.." He looks off it clear he's blushing red the tips of his ears a nice pink I cant stop the giggle that escapes and before I can even think about I lean up and kiss his cheek. Grimmjow tenses for only a moment before I feel his lips touch my head the silence drifting over us as I say wrapped in his arms.
Ulquiorra
Its never easy talking with Ulquiorra no matter how many times I've done it. The funny thing about it is that I'm not nervous or worried when we speak it more like I never know what to say he just so hard to read I cant help but wonder if he's even listening half the time. Today was one of those days with just the two of us left in the meeting the room lord Aizen had disbanded it almost an hour ago though I had stayed in hopes of getting a littler more work done and Ulquiorra for some reason had come back to sit with me. " Do you intend to stay here all night." his voice cuts throughs the quite" Oh, hmm no sorry I'll be going soon." I hum placing the papers in a nice stack before standing up. Ulquiorra nods also standing and wal. king around the table I at him tilting my head as I wait for him to speak. He holds his hand out waiting for me to take what he's offered. Resting in the palm of his hand sat a jade ring though the jewel was large and smooth the band itself was a soft champagne color simple yet so beautiful. " Is that for me" I was stunned looking at the ring my eyes darting up to his " Who else would it be for besides weren't you the one who said you wanted one' Wait you were actually listening to me when I said that! " I always listen when you speak Y/n and I believe you even said you wanted one because it matched my eyes..yes?" His voice had a teasing edge to it and I wasn't sure what to do. My face heated up and I couldn't look at his face I reached out grabbing the ring from his hand and kissing his cheek" Thank you lets talk again later"! I rushed off leaving behind as slowly flushing Ulquiorra.
Hitsugaya
Hitsugaya isn't someone you would think of when when you hear the word affectionate he just seems to closed off for it. I can say however with full confidence that the word suits him wonderfully. Its one of my favorite things getting to come home after a hard day to Hitsugaya already waiting tea brewed and bed ready for soft intimacy. The best part of it however is just how easy it still is to make him blush three years together and one might think something as small as a kiss to the cheek would be nothing but not for Hitsugaya. The evening draws on just the two of us cuddled together in blissful silence his arms keeping me close and pleasantly cool. The steady pulsing of his reishi helping me wind down from the day, pushing my body up slightly I lean over pressing a gentle small kiss to his cheek before settling back down his face is already turning red." I love you Tōshirō" A glance up shows my a now flaming face his smile now more present then before. " I love you as well Y/n" A kiss to the forehead and his arms tightening around me I let myself drift.
Yay I hope you all enjoyed I had so much fun with this and I really want to write more for the bleach fandom! Thank you for reading-Lilly
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I would kill for some awkward sex headcanons with your faves. Who has trouble getting it up? Who applies the condom on wrong? Who yells out the wrong name in the heat of things? Also, who cums in your eye and y’all have to come knocking on 4th division, blinded as you are by the wet ass money shot 👁👁
I can not express how much I fucking love this ask. Here are your unfortunately spicy takes below. @tater-tati come get your juice. please don’t get it in your eye. <3
Features: smut. not the fun kind but the funny kind. sometimes the sad kind.
Who has trouble getting it up?
1. As Nodt. Not only is he scared of death, but of ‘the little death’. He fucks like its the last thing he’s gonna do and will probably not have the courage to go all the way anyhow. RIP to anyone who wants to get nutted in. Your man gets soft the moment you ask him to cum.
2. Mayuri Kurotsuchi. It is truly painful how much this man wants to be above sex. He takes anti-depressants just to flaccid and Logical when you won’t leave him in peace. He’d be first place, but he refuses to permanently fuck with his huge wrinkly brain (tm).
3. Jushiro Ukitake. Poor guy just gets really worn out some days and either can’t start or fizzles out before he can finish. Just reassure him it’s fine and allow him to finish through with his fingers and mouth so he can salvage his dignity and it should be alright.
4. Ulquiorra Cifer. It’s not something with a firm explanation or cause. Sometimes he just can’t keep in the moment or the bodily feelings he has will just...leave. There’s really no tell or situation that keeps these bouts of numbness from happening, so sex can be a real roll of the dice. He’ll shrug it off and continue on without his third leg (wing?) though.
5. Ryuken Ishida. He’s become very adept at shoving the majority of bad thoughts and feelings down with keeping his mind on work. Unfortunately, this means sex can be a struggle when visualizing how busy he is gets in the way of visualizing you on top of him. Isn’t usually a problem since sexual escapades with him don’t usually involve his dick. (Kink master works around emotional and bodily problems: more at 5.)
Who applies the condom on wrong?
1. Byakuya Kuchiki. He isn’t ignorant about sex per se, just the particulars of casual sex, since he was groomed to be a squeaky clean figurehead. And you can’t really produce an heir while using a condom, can you? He doesn’t even know to where begin. He takes the unopened condom with absolute confidence despite his ignorance and pointedly does not look at you when you fix his handy work, which is so heinous you have to use another one. (He fucking bunched the extra latex at the base for some reason, leaving the head of dick no breathing room and it ripped.)
2. Keigo Asano. He’s just extremely nervous and keeps putting it on too quick, catching it with his nails, and ripping it each time. He makes a joke about how his cock is just ‘sort of a monster hahaha’, but he is getting sweatier and more desperate and oh no, oh no, he is getting soft.
3. Gin Ichimaru. Absolutely is on purpose. He knows how to put on a condom thanks to being forcibly detained by Unohana and given a menacing demonstration on a banana after pressuring a 4th division woman to fuck raw. Purely scumbag tactics.
4. Riruka Dokugamine. What, like she’s supposed to know? What’s she supposed to do? Watch porn or something? Disgusting. Learn how to do it yourself. She screams into her pillow later because she absolutely googled how to put on a condom and just fucked it up.
5. Like, every Arrancar. Szayelaporro is the only exception. Ulquiorra commits to learning after the first fumble. Grimmjow doubles down and insists its fucking dumb in the first place. Luppi refuses to wear one unless it’s an appealing color and probably flavored.  Nnoitra hates it on principle--its like you’re trying to oppress his dick or something?? Harribel says--with a completely straight face--that the pull out method will be fine.
Who yells out the wrong name in the heat of things?
1. Momo Hinamori. She apologizes the moment she realizes and is fucking horrified. Really, she has no feelings for [redacted] anymore. She doesn’t know what happened. If she could, she’d go into witness protection.
2. Shunsui Kyoraku. Especially if you’re not romancing something heavy and are a one night stand. He tries to laugh it off, rubbing the back of neck and shrugging like it’s a ‘what can you do?’ moment. If you are romantically involved he will get drunk and depressed about it later on--just another reason he doesn’t deserve you.
3. Shuhei Hisagi. He might be thinking about the Seireitei Bulletin or about that party later tonight that you were both invited to and blurt out a name. Like, ‘holy shit titstitstitstits also the captain invited me to drinks later holy FUCK wow that feels soooo good -chan you fucking goddess fuckfuck oh right Captain--’, kind of train of thought. He boards the apology train and makes all the stops--flowers, heartfelt words, physical affection, an alright song cover with his guitar.
4. Uryu Ishida. In his defense, you were roleplaying and he simply called out your character’s name. This will happen a lot. It’s pretty hot, actually.
5. Isshin Kurosaki. It doesn’t happen a lot but sometimes he calls out his first wife’s name and it’s just something you have to live with. Just sad and unfunny and horrifying.
Who sends you to the 4th division via indecent blinding?
1. Renji Abarai. King of awkward good intentions, he leads your blind ass to the 4th division and waits by your side like a puppy waiting for punishment. He just gets really excited and forgot aiming was important. You insist it wasn’t as bad as the time he shot his load up your nose, though.
2. Akon. In his defense, you were playing with VR headsets and he shot his load in good faith while getting an imaginary face full of 3D anime waifu titties. He can’t imagine taking this to his captain and rushes you to the 4th division before anyone in the 12th can spot him.
3. Nanao Ise. She holds a lot of stress, so when she lets go, the result is usually a ridiculous amount of squirting. She leads you down deserted streets and disappears when anyone shows up, leaving you standing while blinded for like minutes at a time. She would rather die than have her peers find out and leaves you at the 4th division the moment they’ve written you down for intake.
4. Rangiku Matsumoto. She really likes to ride your face and it is simply not her fault that you aid and abet her. Of course if you’re going to play slip’n’slide so often, something is bound to go wrong. She leads you down to the 4th and if she sees someone she knows she’ll call out like ‘haha, guess what?’. It is the second time this month.
5. Shukuro Tsukishima + Gin Ichimaru. They didn’t do it on accident. Gin probably did it out of boredom, just to see you squirm and try to make your way to the 4th with him assisting....barely. Shukuro does it because you tried to tease him about his cooking or something and this is revenge. Have fun finding your way to the 4th by your own power.
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