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beedoes-stuff · 1 month

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anyways,

#scythe audio #scythe cheeky #scythe v #rewatching #again #r we surprised?#i can’t believe next month this series will have been out for 3 years #like no #wdym #it hasn’t been that long i swear #also this is all just a lil jokey joke #i just miss their interactions #maybe not the recent ones—#the ones in the beginning were funny as hell though #still are #🫶🫶🫶

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yenqa · 2 months

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ADVANTAGES

in which…

on jay’s live, fans point out a stuffed animal on his bed, one that seems to be the other piece to your notorious missing pair. as imaginary pieces start to connect for fans, the viewers beg for some kind of interaction. and though you and jay have never met before, why not use this situation to your advantage?

warnings : profanity, jokes of intruders, one mention of sunghoons balls (no nsfw just a lil jokey joke), lmk if theres more!

wc : 1145

peace

not proofread!

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“I think there's an intruder in my house.”

Brushing your hair behind your ears you let out a giggle, watching as the door bursts open. Jay stands still at your door, pretending like he isn’t totally out of breath.

Your mouth widens, showing the stream a cheeky grin as you whisper into the microphone, “This guy is obsessed with me, he’s always at my house breaking in and shit.”

user1209820912 : get me a man who basically breaks into my house!

“Hey Jay! I think this person wants you.”

“What?”

He walks up next to you. hunching down to be eye level with the camera. He waves at it, before reading at the comment you’re pointing at.

His eyebrows furrow, “A little disclaimer. I did not break into her house. I walked in to visit my girlfriend.”

You turn your head to the side, watching as he fixes his hair for the camera.

Planting a chaste kiss on his cheek, you quickly move away with a flustered smile. He looks at you with a soft gaze, ruffling your hair.

“Hey! You messed up my hair!” You whine, hitting him softly in the shoulder.

“Sorry it looked too good. Can’t have another boy perceiving you.”

You scoff in disbelief, looking straight at the webcam, “Do you hear this guys? This man intrudes into my house then messes up my hair because he’s crazy!”

lilaclavender : i like my men crazy

Bluebirdfly : ME WHEN

Sunghoonsleftball : JAY IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND SINGLE GAWD DAYUMMMM

Giggling, you read the comment out loud to him. “Jay, is your girlfriend single? How do you feel about that?” Closing your fingers into a fist, you bring it to his mouth as a pretend microphone.

His soft smile turns into a frustrated, almost disgusted one. He scans the long list of text to find the one you had just read to him.

“Sunghoon’s left ball” Jay reads, “I’m going to ban them from your chat.” He moves his hand to your mouse, scrolling up to click the username.

“Jay, don't ban them, they didn't know!” You exclaim, trying to remove his hand from your mouse. But his hand is already latched onto the mouse, his grip tight on the small object.

Watching him, defenseless as he times this person out for a few minutes, you watch as he changes his legs to a different position. You quickly sit up, pushing him into your warm seat before finding a spot on his lap.

He lets go of the mouse, wrapping his arms around your waist. You feel a weight on your shoulder which you can only assume is his head, you place your hand on his warm arm, slightly rubbing it.

His hot breath sends shivers down your spine. And it brings the fact forward that you’re sitting on his lap. Jay’s lap. The guy you’re totally, and hopelessly in love with. It all feels surreal to you. You–getting popular on twitch because of Jay only to get torn down by his fans.

stellaverse : if you look closely you can see me laying on the street.

strawberrylimesoda : Literally Hate all couples. Wake up break up

The situation feels old, even if you had only deemed yourself mentally ready a week or two ago. The situation feels like it happened a while ago–like it’s old news. And you were grateful for that.

You could go on a rant of why you were grateful. Even if it was one of the harder times in your life, you were grateful for Hyeju. Who’s listened to all your boy problems and helped you in your highest and lowest times. Hyeju who you’ve known since middle school, who would do literally anything for you if you asked.

You were also grateful for Jay. Because without him you would’ve been still trying to crawl out of that hole–metaphorically–you had dug yourself into. Without him, you wouldn’t have been so happy with your life. Without him, you would’ve never found peace with yourself.

“Y/n are you okay? I can leave if you want.”

He whispers in your ear. Smiling at him, you answer. “No, stay–Sorry, just spacing out.”

Humming in response, he continues to read comments from viewers.

It’s two hours later when you finally decide to stop playing the game and end your stream soon. The clock had just hit 1:30 in the morning, a sign that you needed to get some sleep.

Jay had already gone to bed before you, laying spread out on the bed just out of frame. Every so often you could see some of his clothing peek out on camera, but you made sure to move to cover him, just in case.

You’re talking to your chat after the game, letting the chaotic feel of the stream cool down before you turn off your camera.

You’re so busy paying attention to your chat that you didn’t notice that Jay had mysteriously left his bed until he came back into your room.

“Jay? I thought you were sleeping? Sorry, did I wake you?” You ask softly, watching as he slowly walks over to you.

He takes a sip of the water in his hands, before placing it down on your desk. “No, I was already awake, you’ve been streaming awhile so drink some water okay? Come to bed soon.” Speaking just above a whisper.

You nod, “I’m closing up now.” You grab his arm, playing with it for a few seconds before he takes a hold of your hand, planting a kiss on it before walking back to bed. Plopping on your soft mattress.

You watch him fall into your bed, then looking at your hand with a smile you feel your cheeks heat up as you take a sip of your water.

Soobsleftboob : IM SOBBINGGG THAT WAS SO CUTE

popcornpops : Im not crying!! whos cutting onions though

user203842093 : couple of the year award. I Love them.

Reading the comments you let out a breathy smile, turning to the webcam you wave goodbye, thanking everyone for watching the stream. You blow kisses at the camera before you turn it off. Quickly, you run to the bathroom so you can get ready for bed.

Once you’re finally done in the bathroom, you walk quietly to your room. You crawl on the bed, planting a soft kiss to Jay’s forehead, before laying down next to him. He wraps his arms around you, a warmth spreads through your body.

You remember when you couldn’t sleep at all, when you had lost countless hours trying to fall asleep but failed every time, leading to all nighters that left you acting like a zombie the next day. But with Jay, you fell asleep easily every time.

You were so grateful for him, one reason being that you could only get a good night’s rest when he was laying beside you.

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shmreduplication · 7 months

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The reason Daredevil is bad every time the writer has him go too far into Catholicism (or, for that matter, the American legal system) is that Daredevil/Matt Murdock is an amalgamation of a series of stupid jokey bullshit concepts and he is vaguely aware of it on some meta level

those joke concepts are, in no particular order:

What if a blind guy was a superhero?

What if a Catholic dressed up as the devil?

What if a hero dressed up as the devil?

What if a criminal vigilante was a lawyer?

What if a boxer had a lil nerd as a son?

What if a redhead wore a bright red skintight suit?

What if 'the blind leading the blind' was about a blind man teaching a blind child how to be a ninja?

What if a blind guy was extremely sexy and exclusively pulled extremely sexy women?

What if a blind man faked being a sighted superhero?

What if there was a devil that lived in Hell's Kitchen?

And writers that go too hard on the Catholicism and American criminal punishment system don't get the joke

He doesn't need to reckon with the contradictions been being a superhero and being a Catholic or with being a vigilante and being a lawyer. None of those things contradict each other to him because they all serve to help him Help People. He's a lawyer when it helps, he's a vigilante when it helps, he's a Catholic when it helps, he's a superhero when it helps

Also like.... he's definitely in on the joke, he chose the costume after all

So yeah everyone who has him go too hard on any of those things would be like John mulaney putting a real horse into a real hospital, it exits the world of comedy and is just an uncomfortable situation for all involved until they get the horse out you know what I mean?

#Daredevil

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a-twistedheartslonging · 1 month

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About your non human au

Got a bit of a ramble plus a question but it's a bit long

How open to cuddling are the Nrc folks? Or more like, how willing and upfront/obvious about wanting scritches and pets is everyone in Nonhuman au. I was wondering where on the sliding scale of "unabashedly unashamedly asking for cuddles" vs "i totally do not want cuddles but if you don't give attention to me i will be upset for completely unrelated reasons that have nothing to do with not being petted and cuddled"

(also due to my garbo memory, i can't remember if basically the majority of all of NRC is now nonhuman in this au but i do recall that humans are rare so I'm gonna put in the other NRC folks too in case also cause it's fun)

I feel like the most upfront and unabashed about demanding or asking for scritches would be Lilia of course. Followed by Ace (i feel like he's desperately trying to act smug and jokey about it but he will be genuinely upset if you turn him down or worse get annoyed and actually go to someone else). Deuce i feel like wouldn't necessarily be super upfront (he's uber embarrassed and doesn't know how to go about communicating that) but he will do what he thinks will get what he wants without being too pushy. Lots of Deuce being fairly clingy and lots of casual leaning on reader/yuu but Deuce would get flustered easily i believe and he doesn't have the word weaving skills like Ace to try to bluff his way out. Also Floyd will give Lilia a run for his money with how vocal and willing to go get his damn cuddles. Kalim as well but he's not as likely to gun for Reader/Yuu like Lilia or Floyd. More of an impromptu decision based on encounters.

Cater, Trey, Jack, maybe even Ruggie and Jade are less openly vocal and pushy about their scritches and cuddles. They are more likely to be casual i believe and also try to sneak in their wants. However they probably won't deny nor completely avoid the want for pets or grooming. Rook can technically be placed here too cause i feel like he wants to have attention on him but also he wants his little mischievous chase games in the mix (he's being chased and the reward is pets) but he doesn't want to miss out on that relaxation time just in case the lil human can't keep up. Some good old Rook complexity in there involving wanting to be accepted to be seen and to see beauty but also an odd sense of trepidation and almost shyness, he might even half joke about how you're trying to tame him and that you should be responsible for those you tame

The last group definitely feels like the type to never outright demand or ask for cuddles scritches or pets but they will be soo petty and irritated if they think they're not getting their due attention. Jealous tsunderes to me lol. Leona, Vil, Riddle, Idia and Malleus go in this category but for different reasons. Leona and Vil just have a lot of pride and an image they're trying to uphold. Riddle and Idia are soo touch starved and socially awkward that they both don't know how to go about communicating what they want but also they don't know how to handle it when they're actually interacting. (riddle is so socially awkward but he at least has a plethora of rules to work off of unlike idia). Malleus is awkward and out of his depth so i think he just wouldn't know how to express what he wants but he's very jealous of the others for getting their own cuddles so easily in comparison

Loving the ideas you got!

I do love a good ramble.

Ok, so

“How open to cuddling are the Nrc folks?”

With the guys at that school in general It's sort of a case-by-case type thing and depends on the person in particular. Kind of like how some people are cool with physical affection or hugs but some aren't, and with others, you gotta build up a bond for them to be cool with it. Some of the beasties aren't gonna want some random person touching them, just like a regular person wouldn't be cool with it.

A thing to remember though that changes the circumstance is, that this is a school full of a bunch of hormonal dudes and you happen to be a cute exotic little thing. So some are gonna be cooler with that curious touching just for that…though you should be wary of their intentions.

But that’s just an in general thing for the students, it's gonna be dif with the main guys since they know you and you went through all that stuff with them. You guys are homies.

Looking at what you wrote I say you're pretty spot on with how open those certain main guys would be to it. Adding on to the Lilia bit, not only in his regular form is he perfect for petting but in this au, he has two other forms he can switch into: A big scary sexy bat monster and…adorable little actual bat that you can keep in your pocket. Being in the latter form lets him conserve energy and magic so he likes to chill in it, another benefit is how freaking ADORABLE he is in it, and he uses it to his advantage with no shame.

Pet him, brush him, tell him how cute he is, and kiss his little face. The funest thing to do is feed him little cherry tomatoes and watch him go ham on them. Have you seen those cute vids of fruit bats eating stuff? Well, you should.

Ace and Deuce are clingy little things but in different ways. Deuce wants you to touch him so badly but he’s anxious about making you uncomfortable or you thinking he’s weird. Being a girl would add more to that. Also you call him a good boy while showing him affection he will die. P.S. When he goes home for the break and his mom smells you on him she is going to ask him so many questions and tease him. Please help him.

Ace is…regardless of what creature he is in the au he has asshole cat energy. Like, he's clingy and demands attention at the worst time but when you're in the mood he's like “Meh” but then gets pissy when you go to or smell like someone else. Passive aggressively scents all your stuff.

Floyd and Kalim have no shame in asking. Though with Kalim it's asking and although he’ll get sad when you're busy or not in the mood for it he’ll respect it. Floyd does not. He is like one of those big ass dogs that will straight up lay on you and won't move. Kalim keeps offering to hire you as his personal cuddle giver/groomer and his parents encourage it since having a human serve under you shows status, not that he cares about that.

My god, Cater would use you for so many videos.

So true for the “won't be vocal about it” thing. Cater is gonna “Haha…unless?” about it. Trey, Ruggie, and Jade would definitely manipulate situations so that you WILL pet them. Ruggie is gonna act like he's doing you a favor so you end up cuddling AND feeding him. Jack is still very much a tsundere about it, will probably take a while to get him to let you and he wants to do it in private.

Rook…another with no shame in accepting it. He’s so used to being the one doing the chasing. It's nice having someone so interested in him and giving him praise. He’s still gotta keep some of his mystery so he won't tell you things but he's gonna ask you all kinds of questions and want to take…terns with touching. He’s as interested in your unique body as you are with his. Take that however you want.

Leona will straight up tell Ruggie to go get you and bring you to his room for Touching Time. With certain affection, he doesn't want others to see but with other kinds, he wants to show off. Especially if your mates.

Vil is pretty particular about what he allows you to do and how you touch him. Do not mess up his hair or feathers.

Riddle and Idia. Even if he likes you it will take time for him to be cool it. Both want the affection given to be privet. Riddle actually puts together a Snuggle Scedual and gets pretty pissed if someone or someone interrupts or makes it run late. God forbid it gets canceled. Tbh for both of them it's kind of…cuddle therapy? For Riddle it helps with his anger and feelings of loneliness and the lack of affection he's had to deal with since…well forever.

For Idia…tbh I can't help but picture him as one of those anxiety-riddled dogs that's always shaking. You kind of end up his Emotional Support Human and if he absolutely has to leave his room he's keeping you close and hiding behind you, even if you're smol.

Is Mal awkward? Heck yes, but he is also touch-starved and greedy. You'll be lucky if his dragon instincts don't kick in have him keep you in his nest forever. Once he figures out “Oh…these touches are pretty nice.” He won't be shy about physical affection, even with the others around. Might get territorial and you should prob talk to him about it, so he doesn’t end up…going all dragon about it.

#ask #asks #nonhuman au #twisted wonderland #twst #twst au #au

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hunterbunter3000 · 1 year

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i’m curious on what would happen if sweetheart actually flirted back with the boys, im just wondering how’d they react to it. same with if she did flirt back sexually

OOOOUUUUU THIS IS A GOOD ONE

(I have never flirted in my life at all-- you'll see that throughout this whole thing)

She's never really seen any of them in a romantic or even a sexual light. But after what happened with Alex kneeling and Soap pinning her down, her feelings are kinda starting to change 👀👀

Like with Alex, we was surprised about it, but he immediately goes with it and thinks he has a chance (She's drunk and forgets about it the next day AJAHA)

And with Soap, he just short-circuits LOL like especially when she has him pinned, she'll just look at him for the longest and say "I like you under me." HE'LL BE SO SHOCKED AND TURNED ON

With Ghost, he doesn't really flirt. He shows his romantic ways in his jokes and just taking care of Sweetheart. In my mind, they flirt by just telling each other jokes. And Simon always feels warm everytime

Price? I can't really see him flirt either, he shows his love through his actions (I honestly think that he'll be too rusty to flirt) maybe he'll say something cheeky 🤭

Krueger tries to flirt-- he can tease, but flirt? Why flirt just say that you wanna FUCK (bruh and he has. So many times to Sweetheart. I got a fucking drabble for that shit good lord)

Alejandro is shocked but he immediately likes it. He goes farther more, see where the line ends (hopefully never)

Rudy flirts with his poems, but Sweetheart flirts with him anyway because he's so easy to tease with. He just goes red and starts stuttering over his words, it's so cute to Sweetheart

Roach flirts by physical touch, he's always in Sweetheart's personal space, climbing on her, hugging her, booping her nose. And she does it back-- HE JUST FALLS ON THE FLOOR

Graves doesn't get to flirt with Sweetheart because she doesn't give him a chance to (she either kicks him in the shin or gives him the bird)

Gaz would probably laugh it off, since he's also a teasing flirt. But on the inside he is SCREAMING AND YELLING-- HE IS BANGING ON THE WALLS IN AGONY BECAUSE HE JUST LAUGHED IT OFF INSTEAD OF SAYING SOMETHING ELSE

Horangi wouldn't know what to do with himself. He also flirts through his poems, maybe let a Lil thing slide out here and there but really says how he feels about Sweetheart in his writing (and diary) but if she whispers something in his ear, all low and shit-- bitch we're going to his room.

König? Idk if he would flirt. He would be a playful tease, like "jokey joke haha" but if she would do more than that? If Sweetheart legit flirted with him? He honestly wouldn't even notice if she did. He would think she's joking and then go back to playful. It would take all day until he's laying down in bed thinking about, and then it clicks like "OOOHHHHHHH SHE WAS FUCKING FLIRTING ME FUCK"

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babiebom · 6 months

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Hey! Hope you're having a great week!

I'd like to make a request about harvey and witch!reader (GN) who gifts him potions or invites him to do little rituals.(stuff like that)

This could be HCs or a little oneshot or whatever you're comfortable with!

(If that's too much, sorry/gen)

🦉-

A/N: you wanna know something funny? I wasn’t gonna announce it yet(as if anyone cares lmao) but I’m planning on doing musical inspired fics and the very first one I’m writing is about witch!reader(gender neutral) x Rasmodius! So you were literally in tune with me about the reader being a witch lmao. Also I hope you’re having a great week(and all the great weeks for forever) too!!

Tw:Witchcraft? Some stuff may be inaccurate I do not practice witchcraft at all so I am very ignorant. Cursing. A sexual mention (not bad or graphic I promise it’s just a lil jokey joke.) 1 mention of the war going on in the game.

Wc: 17 bulletpoints (i think) 0.6k for the oneshot

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I personally think that Harvey has no experience AT ALL with witchcraft and magic or anything.

His experience is that he has watched scary movies with witches, and has seen every single episode of Charmed.

So he’s not really scared, just wary, especially since there is an actual Wizard that lives right outside of town.

So when you start becoming friends and you tell him that you’re a witch and partake in witchcraft he’s very….

I literally cannot explain without using an emoji I hope y’all can see it it’s just 😃

Like he’s literally like “hmm okay guess that’s something that’s part of my life now”because he likes you so much

If it was anyone else he would’ve been sorta like…that’s something I’m not comfy with

But with you he’s like “yeah okay I guess I can deal with this”

The first time you gift him a potion he is very confused like wtf is this for

You’re like “hehe it’s to help you have more energy🥰”

He is VERY HAPPY with how well it works and the fact that you made the potion taste GOOD

Like the medicine he sells in the clinic for energy tastes like absolute ass and he never takes it himself.

But you literally gave him a solution

Also a potion to get rid of insomnia(at least temporarily)

He is all for it especially since it’s you teaching him.

He actually allows you to sell your potions in the clinic for certain things like helping Granny Evelyn deal with her bad knees and arthritis.

Actually in love with you, and he has decided that even if you used a love potion on him he wouldn’t care at all.

The moon is slowly rising in the night sky by the time Harvey can lock up the clinic to head to your farm. He’s nervous, he has been to your place before, yes, but this is the first time you’ve invited him to be a part of a ritual that you’re doing. He doesn’t know what it is specifically, while on the phone you were very playful and vague. It takes him an hour to get to your place, he walks briskly, the wind whipping his hair around.

The closer he gets, the more his heart pounds and he feels the urge to turn back and go home. It’s not that he’s scare of you, in fact he trusts you with his life, he just is anxious about the ritual and what you have to do. His phone buzzes in his pocket the second he stops and he sees your name pop up.

Farmer: don’t you dare turn around.

i’ll turn you into a frog if you do.

okay i won’t but hurry up and get here.

He couldn’t help but smile at your words, and how you knew that he was getting cold feet. Harvey sends a reply and continues walking. This night is going to change his life, he knows it.

He knocks on your door, bouncing on his feet as he waits, too cold to just stand there. You open the door, and he is hit with the smell of what he thinks is cinnamon, and the warmth of the inside of your home. Your smile is so bright that he insults himself internally for even thinking of turning around.

“You’re here!” You grab at his arm to pull him inside, helping him take off his coat to hang it up. “I thought you would’ve changed your mind.”

“Never, not when you invited me.” You send a soft smile his way while leading him to your bedroom. He had never really been in it before, only seeing it from the living room or hallway when he’s passing by. It makes his heart thump so loudly that he fears that you can hear it.

“You ready?”

“Yeah…what kind of ritual is this?”

“A sex ritual.” He chokes on his saliva. You invited him to do a sex ritual? He thinks for a second that he doesn’t think that you were at that point yet, but he isn’t mad at it, he wouldn’t oppose it if this is really what you want to do.

“A sex ritual?”

“Yeah,” your eyes shine with mischief, “to make us super horny, totally. We’re gonna summon an incubus.”

Harvey can’t stop his eyes from widening at your words. “O…Kay?” You laugh loudly at him, doubling over and wheezing, your eyes closed in delight.

“I-“ you almost fall to the ground still laughing hard. “I’m joking! We’re doing a ritual to make sure that the beginning of next year will be good for everyone, and we’re doing a second one to protect the valley from monsters, especially with the war going on.”

He lets out a loud breath, sort of relieved but also sort of disappointed. He really did want to see you summon some sort of sex demon, it would be really funny now that he thinks about it.

Taking his hand, you grin as you pass him some ingredients. As you begin to read off how to do the ritual, he decided then and there that he has to ask you on a date, and maybe to do a ritual to make sure that the date goes well, he’d regret it if he didn’t.

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chongoblog · 2 years

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Hello Mr chongo. Can we get a list of character motifs you used in mad rat Monday?? I'm obsessed with it and I wanna do some theorycrafting

So the "motifs" I used in Mad Rat Monday are very loose, with a lot of them mostly being tied to songs rather than characters, but here's the best explanation I can give (and it's in my subjective view of how I created the mashup album)

Also, spoilers for Mad Rat Dead below

The "Purgatory" Motif - This was a really odd one that was meant to sort of represent Rat God's influence, and it expands to EVERY song in Mad Rat Purgatory. This is why it featured most prominently in the first track and why songs used in Mad Rat Purgatory are used throughout the first three chapters (before Heart slaps sense into him) and then barely ever afterwards (outside of when Rat God's true nature is revealed). These songs/samples are the HHGregg Christmas in July ad, "Crawling", "One Bad Gloop", "3 Grizzly Bears, 10,000 Rats", "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" and "London Bridge". This is why these songs also feature so prominently in Mad Rat Limbo (and also the full version of London Bridge being used instead of just "OH SHIT" in plash plop gurgle is meant to represent Rat God being near the end of her original plan)

The "Heart" Motif - At this point, the motifs are meant to mostly match with the musical motifs seen in game, with this one being no exception. PEEVED HEART uses a lot of the sources from Grooved Heart (since they are VERY similar tracks), but that motif is also reused as a fun lil jokey joke in Lose Control (after the line "my shallow hearts the only thing thats beating)

In terms of motifs in MRM, that's really all there is. I might try to make a more advanced tapestry one day (althought I KINDA did with Behindtale? idk) but thats the skinny.

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hongism · 1 year

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Caly i dont know you well or like. At all. But i need you to pay my medical bills

Tw moc spoilers

I have been in HEAVY sanrot the past 3 ish weeks like its so bad and its unreal and then my dumbass was like "omg i wanna catch up on mists of celeste! I havent read it since my old blogs" so i did that not even remembering that san even had a possibility of becoming a lover of reader except for those early chapters then i read chapters 40 and 41 and i LOST IT I MEAN I WENT ABSOLUTELY BALLISTIC INSANE its ALL i talk about and do you wanna know what made it worse?????

san having a dick piercing like oh my god oh my GOD LIKE FOR WHY i stg ive never gone more batshit insane in my entire life, its all i think about its all i K N O W is choi san dick piercing okay i feel it in my bones deep in my veins

Whats worse is i know whats to come for chapter 49 bc im dumb and like to read warning ahead of time and im on 43 rn and im not ready emotionally. Im not ready at all

I need you to pay for these damages to my psyche idk how but i need you to

- @choism (was previously huiranghaes, i read from you a lot on that acc and rbed a lot on my old ficrecs blog and i recently spammed like last week on this one 💀 also i did take inspo from this url from yours and @/riboism bc im nothing but a slut for san, and i think wooism is taken lol)

at this point i need to set up a savings account just for medical bills i have to pay for bc of moc 🖐️😭 i accept it. i deserve it. i do cause lots of pain and horrors!!!

and im SO sorry that the sanrot coincided with the most san-heavy chapters in moc so far LSKDFJSLFDK the absolute worst timing to have any sort of sanrot… but i admit i was having my own sanrot all the while and it continues every time i write him so!! i get it! direct result of sanrot in fact!!!

the dick piercing was fun fact just a lil jokey joke between me and my bestie at first like haha what if he had one then we were like okay deadass. then i had to carry through with that mission bc??? why would i NOT????? all i can say is that i pray for anyone going thru any sorts of sanrot or hwarots when reading moc…!!!

i love ism urls so much they're so good and so fitting for any sorts of brainrots happening...

#moc: spoilers #mists of celeste #choism

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theloveinc · 2 years

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Serious question what do you think Bakugou would do if you called him mommy while he was fucking you? LOL

🤔Are you being serious when you say it? Or is it just a lil jokey-joke? Also, what kind of sex is being had?

Cuz I think…

Saying it seriously during normal sex (w/ your regular amount of intimacy) = would freak him out and he might go soft or at least wanna take a break to ask you WHY

Saying it as a joke during normal sex = he’d glare at you but laugh it off and be able to continue (as long as you didn’t keep saying it)

BUT…

If you said it seriously during more intense sex (rougher pace, more intimate and/or needed) = he’d be a little miffed and would probably… need a break

And if you said it as a joke = he’d probably make things even more rough to make a point of the situation and/or just keep things going LMAO.

I don’t know, though… does this seem right? All I’m imagining is the way he freezes and glares at you, dick still inside and everything😶😐😑😮‍💨

#bakugo #the first time he probably ignores it #the second time he’s like ‘STOP’ and the third time he’s asking for a time out #don’t do this to him LOL #there is someone on the bus next to me wearing a kids size mask #caitie answers #anon #caitie things

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singswan-springswan · 2 years

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a sudden Jack Thompson brainrot just attacked me out of nowhere and it won’t leave me alone so I Will Share.

Idk just the idea of him being a selkie (despite the fact that even if there was an AU with everyone as some kind of mystical creature, he would still be a human) is really comical because he’s the same character, just also constantly carrying around the same jacket everywhere and never puts it on. He doesn’t let anyone touch his jacket--that’s his jacket, don’t get your smudgy fingers on his precious jacket gosh darn it. And it confuses everyone at the office because he never wears the bloody thing but it’s been going on for long enough now that they don’t question it.

He’s really possessive of his jacket. When they go out for drinks, he lays it across his lap and never sets it down much less lets it out of his sight. The clingy-ness is really bad on field assignments because he absolutely cannot stand to lose it in the chaos of a chase or shoot-out; usually he’s got a hand on the thing at all times. He has and will fight anyone who so much as touches it. Picking it up entirely makes him freak out and start screaming to “put that down! put it down right now!” and it’s scary sometimes. Like if he’s flirting with a girl and she tries to take his jacket as a lil jokey joke every ounce of fun and games with him shuts down completely and his regular jerkish growling swoops in full-throttle. Someone tried to hand it to him as a courtesy and he almost flipped his crap. He made the dude set it back down on the chair before picking it up himself lol.

A few times, people have gotten hold of his precious skin and he’s been at their whim until he could get it back and honestly he’s not a fan of being compelled to be their slave. I’m laughing over imagining Krzeminski taking it while Jack isn’t looking and locking it in his desk drawer or something and after Jack has a mini panic attack he realizes that he now shares a bond with his idiot coworker of all people and must do as he says and get him a kriffing donut and coffee from the bullpen though he’s seething and livid the entire time until he can find the key to the desk drawer and get his precious jacket back. Meanwhile everyone is shocked that he’s answering to Krzeminski including Krzeminski because it started out as a bet and now Jack is actually taking orders without having to be told twice hallelujah. I’d like to think this happens a couple of times with Dooley too because Jack trusts him and is comfortable enough around him to leave his jacket lying about. Dooley just takes it and hangs it on the coat rack in the corner but Jack is confused about why he suddenly feels like an ssr boy scout and has to pick his jacket up even if he just puts it back down again before the intoxicating surge of patriotism abates and his desire to follow the chief around like a pup returns to a normal level.

Actually putting the skin on is a rarity for him because where’s he going to swim that people won’t be able to see? Also the rivers in New York are filthy and polluted and he hates the water there, will even use a boat to travel through them if it means not having to touch it or breathe it. On long weekends, he probably goes to his Gam’s beach house in Jersey and spends all his time in the ocean because he’s Moana and it calls him haha. Gam chides him affectionately and tells him he needs to stop spending so much time on land it’s not good for his skin.

Does he fully transform into a seal when he puts the skin on? The lore disagrees about whether transformed selkies are seals or just mermaids that have seal tails. I’m more inclined to the latter because I have a chronic obsession with mermaids and Jack would make a sexy mermaid, but he’d also be a really cute seal idk. Maybe he can do both depending on which is most suited to his environment: for example, if he needs to breathe underwater and be able to grab things, or if he’d rather be round and unassuming/not identifiable as a freaky creature with the potential to scare ignorant civilians. But,,, maybe he needs to shed and re-don his skin to switch between mermaid-ish thing and seal to fill those plot holes also known as premeditated conveniences for having people accidentally encounter him naked on the beach because I am a cruel author teehee.

More comedy when he can’t swim in his human form because he never bothered learning like the douche he is. He arrogantly assumes he’ll never be in a situation where he’ll need to rely on his human form instead of just switching to a more water-friendly body.

Maybe this leads to the angst (because it wouldn’t be me without it come on) when he’s stuck in a body of water--like the Hudson maybe--but people are watching him so even though he has his jacket clutched tightly in his hand he can’t change or he’ll reveal his true nature. Someone--probably Peggy tbh--has to jump in and haul his butt out when he inevitably drowns and he held onto the jacket so fiercely but he was unconscious and the current was strong so he must have let go. When he finally wakes up coughing and sore his first question is for the whereabouts of his jacket--not who saved him because Peggy’s soaking and she’s leaning over him with a disgruntled and annoyed look so it’s probably safe to guess it was her--tightly grabbing Peggy’s wrist and demanding to know whether she saved it too. Obviously she doesn’t understand the significance of it, and after the very unwelcome thrill of realizing he “couldn’t swim”, a replaceable piece of clothing is the last of her concerns right now, which she expresses with an exasperated “Jack, you never even wore the bloody thing. I think you can live without it”.

But Jack starts panicking because it definitely isn’t replaceable, he only has one and if he loses it for good he can never go back to the sea and he’s pretty sure he can’t live without that, even if he spends most of his life on land these days. It’s a part of his soul, part of his identity, and he feels so incomplete without it. There’s no way she’ll understand that, but he can’t help feeling horrified, absolutely terrified knowing it might be gone and his true self locked away from him forever and screw professionalism, Jack breaks down right there and cries, full-on ugly sobbing and shaking and hugging himself feeling lost and exposed and a little bit violated like a chunk of his heart got yoinked by an ice cream scooper and Peggy and whoever else is there has no idea how to handle this situation because Jack has never expressed such strong feelings for anything other than his frigging jacket for reasons he refuses to disclose and they’ve never seen him so hysterical and agonized even when he got shot a few times in one sitting or fell off a building and broke his femur or got stabbed with a laced blade because losing his skin is so much worse than any bodily harm he could sustain.

For weeks afterwards, he’s completely steeped in depression and totally lethargic and can barely remember to eat, meanwhile sleep is all he seems to know how to do. To the rest of the crew, it looks like he lost his dear wife or somethin, like he’s mourning a person he loved a big lot, so most of them think the jacket held sentimental value as a gift from someone he really cared about. And then since we can’t leave him wallowing in sad boi vibes forever, someone eventually finds his skin (maybe a pretty, young lady OwO) and--surprised by it being durable enough to survive the river while still looking fashionable and gorgeous--decides to keep it. I’d like to think that the skin changes appearances depending on who holds it. Jack’s GamGam preferred a shawl, Jack likes his jacket, and when the lady fishes it out of the river, it changes into a really chique, designer-esque style that’s impossible to give up. Jack immediately senses when this happens since... legally he’s bound to whoever is in possession of his skin to do whatever they want and stuff, so he knows that someone has it, but New York’s a big city. it could be anyone.

Really it just adds to his misery because now on top of being deprived of his true self he’s also got this profound and compelling urge to do someone’s bidding but he has no idea where they are or what they’d even want him to do if they knew who he was so now it’s a daily struggle to just think straight ugh. BUT we can’t just leave him there either because where’s the fun in that? Chance encounter on the street, meet-cute, key witness for an investigation, whatever it is they meet somehow, and Jack’s whole focus tunnels on getting his kriffing jacket back. It’s really hard though, because this feisty lady says she found it for herself, and she really likes it and won’t part with it, and anyway it’s a woman’s style clothing so why on earth would Jack want it?

Meanwhile Jack is just internally losing his sanity, so close yet so far, and at the same time he’s enslaved to her and can’t do a single freaking thing about it. To top it off, no one knows what the heck is really going on because that would require revealing his identity and haha no, so all anyone else can see is just Jack living, dying, breathing, and absolutely losing his braincells over a jacket they’ve never seen him put on and it’s baffling their minds. I’m sure he’ll get it back eventually. The whole ssr in the meantime is just watching him be weird while simultaneously trying to subtly investigate his butt but they keep hitting a dead end because while they may be the primary government agency for explaining the mystical and unexplainable, none of them ever actually accounted for those factors when considering Thompson. There’s a betting pool about whether he was deprived of jackets as a child and therefore developed a hyper fixation on them as an adult. The reveal will probably end up being loud and dramatic because those buffoons are Like That.

#jack thompson #agent carter series #agent carter #agent peggy carter #ssr agent jack thompson #jack thompson imagine #jack is a selkie for no reason other than Bucky wearing leather gloves in tfatws and refusing to take them off reminded me of selkies #the idea wouldn't leave my head #so I gave it to jack #honestly team carter is so cracked it only makes sense

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dungeons-are-too-cold · 1 year

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Ok, so I wanna ask because of your post about the karaoke top song combined with reading an article about the lear singer yesterday...How do you feel about him making out with concert-goers on stage? Like, for me, that seems really predatory and weird.

Tbh, ive never actually payed attention to the band as like people? I mostly just bop to that one album with Girls on it lmao

but i read a bit about it, and yeah it doesnt sit like great with me? Feels like a weird kinda dynamic for anyone to be in, but with the girl in the recent kiss, like i get the lil jokey joke. Plus they are two adults with their own like autonomy and everything, so like go off i guess?

I think its like a slightly weird power/status dynamic with him being a celebrity and all, and there are def fans out there who would be weird about it too, but i also get the bit if that makes sense, as long as its just a bit.

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mintgki · 2 years

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hi. so this is kinda funny but bare w/ me this is slightly important

I didn’t post an update like all last week and almost didn’t the week before because of a bit of lost motivation over a technical issue 😭

So u see 😋 I like to put all my info for fics into my notes app, and used docs for like the taglist and stuff so its was either to just switch over for me 💀. problem is that in the notes app, when it does the auto save thing, it DIDNT save any updates I had entered in for future parts of the story to make sure everything added up or when something goes down etc

for example: if hongjoong got sick last chapter, id do a reminder for him to pass away the next 😭 weird example but U GET IT

Those didn’t save nor were anyone of my parts that I finished, those didnt get marked off which also adds onto my confusion because that potentially mixes up the story since I can’t count on myself much to remember it, and then trusted it all onto an app to do that 4 me (AND THEN FAILED 😭😭)

Im not gonna give up on the story or nun and I dont THINK itll go on hiatus, just think I need a while to get this trash back together since the story I had then didnt save, so now nothing adds up and I gotta fix that 😭

Im usually Quantity + Quality, on average Ive posted 2+ updates for every fic ive done COUNTING STSL so Im still going to try and maintain that since I love spoiling yall around . that and wht creator u know that pushed out like 6 updates counting in 3 days GIVE ME CREDIT WHERE CREDITS DUE (no shame to other writers jus a lil jokey joke 😭 promise)

other than that, have a good day :) I plan to do something rlly cool and cute for halloween as a thank u and for something fun to read B) happy spook month

#vailthoughts?#spoilershehe #ateez #ateez ff #smau #kpop ateez smau #ateez smau #kpop smau

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chuuyascumsock · 7 months

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OH MY GOD I JUST GOT BACK FROM MY EXAM(did horribly and want to commit a little double sui with our bandage boi)

BUT HOLY CHEESEBITS

DENIAL CHAN REALLY THOUGHT THEY DID SOMETHING WITH THAT HISTORY LESSON AND SET OFF BELOW AVERAGE INSULTS??? Like bro calling someone a monkey in a not jokey way is jot a flex????

Being mean to someone who acts younger than their age isn’t cool?????

You need therapy,denial chan

Anyway,you handled that so gracefully (and hilariously) chuuya would be proud ngl

Also the bugs life jokes got meeeee

Also also

Denial chan i super duper double dare you to come off anon! Because sooner or later, the consequences of your dumbassery will catch up with you,why not get it out of the way🥰

(I saw a thing on insta saying something like ,the strap of consequences rarely comes lubed…felt like adding that🙃)

And just like that anon said,your blog is absolutely amazing and your writing is *chef’s kiss*!

(Also YOUR DRAFTS YOUR DRAFTSS HOLY SHITE YOUR DRAFTS)

Sorry i left a rant and i hope youre okay!

Stay safe,slay safe and stay nourished ma’am 😌💅🏻

-🧀

I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE AT 😭

I’m sorry you did dookie on your exams, hopefully next time Chuuya won’t be clogging your brain juices so you can fuck those tests up like I do fictional men with my strap 😋

Ik Denial-Chan still lurks cause I got another message in the inbox, but they’re all getting deleted unless they come off anonymous because they’re just a coward and that really kind of jumbles my girl balls a lil 🥰

I love your little rants lol it’s ok.

You better give yourself some good snacks for trying at your exams at least! Don’t be like me and cheat on your exam and still get a C. It’s better to try and fail than to google the answers and still suck. My girlfriend was ALMOST proud of me, and then I told her the REAL reason I even got a somewhat mid grade 😭

Stay safe and hydrated 🫶☺️

#casual asks

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ladylightning · 7 months

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can you explain the tfw 2.0 and dog post thing?

especially the garfield dog one? not doubting you i just dont know much bout cartoon dogs

yeah of course! just meant to be goofy, purely based on vibes. sam/scooby because both are smart n sassy little guys, dean/scooby for obvious reasons, cas/marmaduke for the "dog who thinks he's people" of it all, and jack/odie as happy little guy who may also be a war criminal. again not too too serious just based on vibes :) a lil jokey joke

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hyuckmov · 1 year

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and tbh that's not ambiguous to me. at least not anymore. lmao in my head there's never a forgiveness my boo's way smarter than that. she deserves sooooooooo much better than that. if anything Jaemin definitely deserved that rejection and should have been more brutal

NNDHDHDHDHD his character def made my blood boil

HI i'll be responding to this ask and the previous one here under the cut!!!

prev. ask

SO..... i was the one who requested the jaemin angst. ok ok ok ok ok soooo

just wna say...oh my god thank you so much for the detailed detailed review 😭😭😭🫶🏻 this assured me a lot especially because YOU're the one who requested it so your opinion kind of matters the most !!! it was such a happy surprise to receive this ask thank you for making this so much more rewarding for me to write

1. icb you were really so so close to scrapping this off and you not really liking it that much ..... but. OH. MY GOD???? it's actually really good. now, when i requested and thinking right away " ok i want angst i want to hurt myself even more " it never occurred to me (OF COURSE BECAUSE HOW RIGHT LMAO THIS BITCH (ME)) that a trope/plot like this could hurt me so fucking much it's like it's happening to me irl. 2. when i saw the lil synopsis i was thinking it's actually him proposing forrealz (like it might've started as a lil jokey joke joke until it gets serious and serious (... probably pretty close but the way it went was different sorry DONT MIND THIS u dont have to understand this one lmao)

I KIND OF GET IT actually i was kind of working backwards with this fic because the image i wanted to end up with eventually was with jaemin in the car proposing with you, but not in the way you wanted...."i thought you wanted to me to propose to you" "not like this" that was the central scene i wanted to end up at. so working backwards from the idea of jaemin proposing to you...kind of just thought of him saying it casually but never meaning it like you want him to. and then i kind of just made the ending scene 10 times crueller

3. PAIN. PAIN. AND EVEN MORE PAIN. i know if i were in the mc's shoes specifically by that end i would still be probably stupid enough to consider giving him a teeny tiny bit hope that i would forgive him (eventually) BUT HONESTLY. not only does he know ALL ALONG.... but the fact that he doesn't truly care about his so called best friend but he has the guts to say those words. and to blame her for everything. who cares if he knows her well if, i thought hard about it, it's like,,, it's mostly him just asking for her help most of the time (given the context available in the fic) don't get me wrong i know it's also a bff kinda thing to have a wing bestie, to always offer advice, help, and everything but come on. he totally lost me at that fact. it's so cruel. diabolical. there's that excuse that the person in the know just can't hurt the other's feelings even more so they can't tell them they know BUT. jaemin here is just on a whole other level. can't convince me otherwise. lmao. whole friendship thing completely thrown out the window. 4. YOU HONESTLY THREW ME OFF WITH THE PLOT. as already mentioned, I really thought he has feelings for her ...as time went by at least. like the moment the question was asked for real this time they would realize neither is actually prepared for it and everything bec let's face it i requested ANGST. 5. as much as I'm in love with this gem, it is super painful it made me stop and think. longer than i should have.

oh my goddd I CAN'T BELIEVE something i wrote made you think so hard omg i hope that's a good thing 😭😭😭 to answer this and the ask above, the ending is completely completely because of me and the person i am because forgiving jaemin is just the type of shit i would do 🤭 projected a little bit here because i am sooo baaaad at cutting people off even when i literally have so many reasons to, so to me just that lingering sentimentality from being around jaemin 24/7 for a year would be good enough reason for you to think twice about his apology. so i left the possibility of a friendship (which would probably never be the same) in there just as an ambiguous-ish ending hehe </3 but seriously it's so amazing to me that this made you think so much and you felt for these characters so much so thank you 😭😭😭

6. you made me love and hate this fic oh so much I'm cursing this jaemin so hard rn AAAAAAA you are so good at what you do 🥹 7. honestly looking forward in the future if ever you feel like writing about jaemin again :)) fluff ? mixing it up? or another angst? I'M ALL HERE FOR IT. BRING IT ON.

i loved writing about jaemin so thanks for sending in this request <3 decided to pick a marriage theme bc something about jaemin just gives me mad fiance vibes (and also childhood best friend vibes but we'll cover that another day in another request)...because he's such the perfect man to take home to your parents but also there's something sharp and almost wicked in his eyes and smile that makes you giddy with the possibility of forever. i'll definitely write more for himmm i still think i can do a lot with his character if i had more practice

8. it actually scares me a little bit for the fics you'll share with us.. because if this isn't even something you're so fond of, how about when it's already the one you are soooo proud of. super love, and excited for. AND YOU ALREADY HAVE THOSE HUGE GEMS HERE. you're so talented and your mind is just so. SEXY.

AAAAAA thank you so much love love love 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️ this is actually endlessly encouraging i'll treasure your words so much and keep coming up with better and better things to show youuuu 🫶🏻 hope you have a great dayyyy thanks for making mine !!!

#STILL CAN'T BELIEVE this is basically like an essay in my asks 😭#love you thank you for the request !!!#asks #fic: request 2

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seraphdreams · 2 years

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“fumbled once or twice” okay let’s see here. idk how to link them all so im just gonna list a few: said he had an attitude and that he “ruined something that could’ve been fixed long ago”, gaslit him on multiple occasions, you didnt feel bad when you hunched tora nd haru in ur bed n said “i thought it was a good idea to use your bed when it comes to these things”, also said you didnt need baji anymore when ran came up saying he’d take care of you, another quote: “dumb stupid rude annoying deep voice black hair sharp tooth having ass”, etc. so yea, a lot of damaging evidence on you love

that’s not fumbling, that’s just stuff i did wrong and half of what i said was a lil jokey joke. don’t take me so serious.

#i’m tired of being VILLAINIZED #y’all act like ‘saints’🙄#seraph.replies!

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