#also i sent him that meme

[haet-sal]

Hahahaa

#i haaad my first semester end test thing #aaaah #anyway i loooove thiiiiisss!!!! i love my bf soooo muuuuch #my blond baby boy #lol WORST GUY EVER #but hes sooooooo #AMAZING #like i was like 😍 youre soooo smart and sensitive when he didnt judge me for being assualted as a kid #and he said idk what ur used to #but here its completely normal #it isnt btw #but... yeah #:) #i loooove my baaaaabbyyy #my baby boy<3 #also i sent him that meme #he got ptsd: penis that needs to be sucked disorder #and he found it so funny he keeps saying he has ptsd pfkds #hes like “meine PTSD abbauen?'🥺 no u didnt ofkdkd fuck off???

[starry-bi-sky]

more clone^2 memes because i think they're funny

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #clone^2 #danny fenton is not the ghost king #so canon to clone^2 and clone damian the portal that ends up transporting damian to amity park is left pr ambiguous #so really how he got there could be one of many things whether it be through divine intervention or clockwork's doing or hell #it could've also been quite literally the 1 in 1 millionth chance that a natural portal opened up beneath him and sent him to amity #and was a happy accident #but the idea that the laz pits or another adjacent such entity heard damian wanting an older brother (he meant og damian but oops never- #specified) and then sends him to the one person who could fulfill that wish and make him happy at the same time. #was really funny to me within the context of the lilo and stitch meme. the meme can also be seen the other way around with danny as lilo #and damian as stitch. but danny being stitch was infinitely funnier and ~technically~ more accurate imo #danny technically IS a nice angel but also. he's a developing menace to society (just ask wes) and he's going to make damian one too #danny being from the midwest means he has a midwestern accent and thats not something the bats know how to handle when they finally meet hi #hey look at that! my meme making skills are steadily improving. im no longer making the same joke six different times in different formats #those first two images i made a few days ago the rest i made in the last thirty minutes in a spur of clone^2 induced inspiration #and procrastination of writing the cfau rewrite of the first post. we are 10k words deep folks and just barely got past the 1st gala reunio #dunking on the giw is a god-given right and danny WILL pass it down to damian

[e40536]

vamp au shenanigans

#here’s the silly I promised yesterday #sorry for the angst posting lol #fyi fugo is an anemic vamp #that’s just facts #sometimes Giorno leaves out berries for him me thinks #also about the ‘my goth gf’ thing #these two both have weird relationships with gender I think #fugio is like #he’s my girlfriend #she’s my boyfriend #you know… #anyway ya I love these two #second thing is from a meme a friend sent me lol #art #creations #fugio #pannacotta fugo #golden wind #vento aureo #jjba #jjba fanart #giorno giovanna #vampire au

[mattodore]

matthias blending in like a butterfly 😭

#him always wearing dark clothes vs my preset being rlly dark...... #i rlly should fix it but i like it kinda...... #but fr you cannot see his body lmao #i'm obsessed with this shirt on him btw #also the glowing blue eyes.... where's that meme fizzy sent me #river dipping #ts4 #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #echthroi #a burning house to live in

[can-of-slorgs]

Big congrats on finishing your stamp pages! Also split grundos are one of my fave pets of all time so plz tell Volks that I love him. :')

He's thankful to say the list.

#vin answers #vin memes #thank you so much aaaa!! ;-; #it really means a lot that you like one of my characters!! :D #also thanks for the congratz!! honestly i hate restocking sm and everything is so expensive i hate ms #I honestly love drawing him so I'm glad he's been well received lmfaooo #also small Khos cameo cause he's also used as a sona every once in a while #there are 2 neopets inside you theyre both idiots #technically 3 but the third I'm still not sure what to do it so bear with me LFMAOO #grundo #korbat #i geuss lmao #anyway he heard it and proceeded to completely shove it in everyone's face #so that was not a good idea JSDKFLSD #anyway thanks for the ask i love responding to stuff even if its rather a few days thank when they're sent mostly to do decent doodles #but hey #you get a funny doodle so i hope its fine LMFAOO #thats it lmao bye

[starcurtain]

Being an Alhaitham main like--

#I was trying to convince my brother to become an Alhaitham main #so I just made this and sent it to him #genshin impact #alhaitham #shitpost #genshin impact shitpost #stupid memes #but I'm easily amused #also this meme was how I realized that hilichurls don't have expressions #and I had to get ~creative~ with my low budget meme generation

[darehearts]

my cat, Caramel,  is the only being in the universe that can wake me up at 6:13 am on a saturday and not piss me off about it.

#😭😭😭 I COULD NEVER BE MAD AT HIM HE'S SO CUTE #but dude really was patting on my door with his paws so early #i had a productive morning running showering shopping etc #but now i feel like it's time for bed at 2 pm and the day is over #i am so brain dead yall... maybe i can do 1-2 liners again???? #also i see yall reblogging that kindness meme pls assume #that i sent you all the emojis bc i love you all asdfghjk <3 #tbd

[fuckmeyer]

hot tip: EXCLUSIVE behind-the-scenes content available to those who livechat my fic to me

#you will learn more about me than you ever wanted to know #(apart from my crippling insecurities and traumas which are WHOLLY evident in text) #DID YOU KNOW?: just like Bella i also shot a man with a bow and arrow 🥰 except i'm currently serving 5 years no parole #jk jk #sadly the Buffalo Wild Wings date was very real #we met on Tinder. (you already know where this is going) #he drove AN HOUR AND A HALF to meet me for the first time #i specifically sent the text 'you really shouldn't drive all that way.' to no avail #i refuse several offers to get picked up for the date. a bitch don't compromise on safety #we get there. we talk about the weather. and the drive. and how much we like Buffalo Wild Wings #he talks about how humanities degrees are worthless. (i was attending a liberal arts school. for an English degree.) #rounded the night off by discussing his favorite social media: 4chan. #he proceeds to explain IN DEPTH his favorite memes and shitposts. this man is verbally illustrating greentexts #oh and BY THE WAY he's christian and looking for a tradwife #the date lasted 45 minutes. i have never hawked down 15 mango habenaro wings so fast. #at the end of the date he went for a kiss. instead i patted him on the shoulder. #i went to my car and waited until he drove away before i went home. #never talked to the guy again #yike #got free wings tho

[anotherpapercut]

CORRECT THANK YOU FOR SHARING

#submission #I actually have seen this meme because someone sent it to my supervisor at some point and she showed it to all of us ajdbkajs #working with a bunch of gay autistic math nerds fucking rules lmfao y'all have no idea #one of my bosses is super into sci fi and is also a math teacher and puts star trek and firefly and buffy and hitchhikers guide etc etc #references in EVERYTHING he makes. I took a math class from him once and all of the test questions were about some fuckin show #whenever he runs meetings he asks us questions based on star trek usually. recently in a meeting he asked us to choose the best captain #I'm one of only like 3 people who watches all of this shit so I looove going to meetings when he runs them #bc he'll ask some fuckin question like who's the best star trek captain. and the 3 of us who knows what's going on will just start arguing #while everyone else looks around like what the fuck is going on right now (this one always gets the newbies) #my ALL TIME favorite Jake moment tho was when I was there one night and there were no students so we were all just hanging out #and Jake walks out of his office and he looks kind of annoyed. and he's a big dude like super tall and broad and loud as hell #so I can hear him like mumbling shit all annoyed and I'm like hey Jake what's up? you doin ok? #and he sighed and was like no. the schools internet filter started blocking my FAVORITE board game forum #and now when I have a thought I can't just look it up to see if anyone's said anything about it. and that's like ALL I do. it's so annoying #and I was like Jake maybe that's why they blocked it akddjkansbdjsdbebs #god I love that dude. and this barely mentions my other supervisor who is autistic and pansexual and married to a woman #and both of them foster several kids. Jake has like 10 fuckin kids or smth bc he was fostering a couple of kids and then he got married #and she already had children and then they had a baby together. idk he's got like a whole baseball team they're very cute

[fuck-kirk]

My dad is finally “entering the digital age” AKA, Using The Internet and he keeps telling me about how amazing things are and telling me to get things (like Spotify, Bluetooth headphones, streaming services) and I’m just there like

#mott txt #my dads just a good ole boy yknow #he just got his first smart phone this year #and I got him a Roku for his tv #when I tell you he was not on the internet at all I mean it #his mind has been blown by being able to stream music and tv #he has not entered any form of social media and I don’t really see him doing so #I literally taught the man how to GOOGLE #he would still get out encyclopedias and dictionaries to answer questions #which has its own merit #but I was like dad. you have a computer more powerful than the ones they sent on the Apollo missions in ur pocket #just google it #also he has no comprehension of memes #but was showing me some OLD ones his friends sent him lmao

[thebirdandhersong]

oh yeah remembered something let me mentally scream into a pillow real quick

#unfortunately i learned that mr knight is STILL INTERESTED IN ME #and is handling like. everything very poorly #as in. he's confused that i 'refused' to make conversation with him when he last tried to say hi to me (mutual friend told me yesterday) #(insert blood-curling scream of frustration) #MY BROTHER IN CHRIST NODDING YOUR HEAD AND GRUNTING IS NOT A CONVERSATION STARTER #HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE TRYING TO START A CONVERSATION #also I WILL talk if you talk to me because my mother raised me to have BASIC MANNERS AROUND PEOPLE #but it doesn't MEAN I *WANT* TO TALK TO YOU #okay okay im good im good i'm just exasperated #you could not pay me to date that boy again #i just remembered recently that i spent two hours writing him a five page letter last valentine's day telling him that i loved him #and i never got a response. I NEVER GOT A RESPONSE #THE ONLY THING HE SENT ME IN RETURN WAS A MEME HE FOUND ON FACEBOOK WITH NO ELABORATION WHATSOEVER #even if you paid me enough money to get me through two masters and a phd to date him I WOULDN'T #okay that's a bit cruel maybe but still. i would not. under no circumstances #not to whinge again about the State of Things #BUT WHY DO I HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THESE ROMANCE RELATED THINGS IN FEBRUARY. WHY #slings and arrows of outrageous fortune in year 21

[writtenbyevie]

i’m sorry but none of these attempts to scare away the twitter migrants with cringe will ever compare to the time a guy I hooked up with that ghosted me randomly messaged me for nudes and when I declined he responded with a video of him singing harry styles’ adore you very very off-key with the caption, “if you give me another chance I promise to adore you 😋”

like guys, we might as well pack it up cuz weird ass horny dudes have had the art of cringe down pat for centuries. truly nothing will ever come close

#like sir i almost would’ve rather you sent me a video of your penis #that being said i still have the video #an odd memento i keep of sorts #which i won’t share as i’d rather not dox him or myself #this guy also still dms me from time to time #(i’ve rejected him multiple times and don’t respond now I am not leading him on) #but I do find him entertaining from afar #cw mention of sex #twitter #elongated muskrat #elon mask #twitter memes #twitter x tumblr #tumblr culture #cringe culture #cringe culture is dead #evie’s jeevies

[sporesgalaxy]

Character opinion bingo: Raine Whispers (And if someone already said them... Darius?)

AGH! MY OPINIONS ARE TOO COMPLEX FOR THIS BLASTED BINGO CARD

RAINE.............okay I will be honest. I am a little bit of a jaded lgbtq. i did not trust that things would go well when Raine first appeared and i was mentally prepped for them to be a lame character. BUT THEY FUCKING ARENT!!! THEY RULE!!! AND I FEEL LIKE MOST PEOPLE GET THIS ABOUT THEM YIPPEE!!!!! they have such a STRONGLY compelling relationship with Eda that was set up SO well in SO little screentime that Im still really in awe of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A while back I rewatched all the parts with Raine specifically and it hit me that like wow . i DO give a shit about seeing a nonbinary person have a 3 dimensional romantic relationship with a woman. And theyre not even young anymore theyre both i dunno 40ish?! THEY BOTH HAVE WRINKLES AND GRAYING HAIR AND THEY ARE NOT CISHET AND THEY ARE IN LOVE!!!!!!! that kind of extremely fucking rules and touches my heart and matters to me and shit. crazy how that works out. ANYWAYS YEAH BASICALLY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH FOREVER

#ask meme #also someone else sent in darius so i will get to him later :)

[dailynmj]

after class

#i do not feel like coloring lol. bye #dont look too hard at the perspective also. trying to draw from a top down angle is the pain of a lifetime. #nie mingjue #idk if ive said this before but if he goes to college hes a stem guy to me. specifically engineering #also hes not really a messenger bag type of guy to me but for artistic purposes i did not feel like drawing a backpack #i imagine nhs sent him some weird meme and hes like. wtf?

[9hels-a]

me seeing soft memes everyone has and wanting to send something cute but knowing raphael just wants to be a piece of shit and annoy the hell out of everyone

#the struggle of writing a villain #but i love him #ill be making my tav soon #she can be cute with ya'll #also im laughing at the memes sent in #everyone accusing my boy of lying and raph is just like “who me? i never”🤭 #im writing them up now later ill post a small starter call

[shroomierambles]

why’s it so embarrassing when u start catching feelings for someone aaaaaahhhhhh

#he’s simply a Silly Goofy Guy #not beating the Goofy Bi Guy stereotype lol #I do feel quite silly waitin for his ig notifs since he started dming me tho #unfortunately I do be Experiencing Feelings 😔 #but also fun vibes cause it’s been awhile since I Started Talking To someone irl (like not including dating app chats) #not that we’re Talking™. idk if we are. idk. social interactions are confusing lol #maybe we are maybe not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #we messaged a bit yesterday when he messaged first #then today I sent him a meme & we’ve been messaging for awhile #he’s working on a play & we we’re chatting before the show started & I thought that might’ve been it #but he messaged again after it finished & we’ve been talking a lil while now too :) #he’s rly friendly tho & we were kinda just becoming friends so it could well be just Next Stage Of Friendship #cause it’s not like either of us have said anything flirty or anything. just talkin & joking #plus he’s a few years younger than me- not in a creepy way. both legal adults in college- #I just usually have a weird thing with age gaps over like 2 years because of a personal negative experience #so it would just make me feel better if I don’t initiate anything first #I’ll let him do that if he wants to & then ask if he had any thoughts about the bit of age difference #if anything were to get that far. who’s to say. he’s a v chill platonic friend too if that’s where things go :) #need more funny goofy friends in my life :) #ok I’m done lmao #shroomie rambles #shroomie long tags