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fuck-kirk · 11 months
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My dad is finally “entering the digital age” AKA, Using The Internet and he keeps telling me about how amazing things are and telling me to get things (like Spotify, Bluetooth headphones, streaming services) and I’m just there like
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strniohoeee · 7 months
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Pairings: Matt Sturniolo X Female Reader ⚠️SMUT⚠️
Synopsis: During a cabin get away a game of Never Have I ever leaves Y/N embarrassed. And a nice Matt is worried and in love🥹
Warnings⚠️: This is a 18+ story. It’s straight up smut okayyyy. Never have I ever being played, lose of virginity. Sweet cute lovey dovey sex. Madi is the “bad” guy but like I had no other girl to make it so it had to be her. No hate to her tho at all.
Song for the imagine: In my room- Chance Peña
⚠️THIS IS AN 18+ STORY SO MINORS DO NOT INTERACT BEYOND THIS POINT⚠️
The triplets had asked me if I wanted to join them on their trip up to the cabin up in Cape Cod, of course I agreed I would never miss a trip to the Cape, but slowly I was getting a little nervous wondering if they had asked any other girl up to the cape with them. I was relieved when I found out it was only Madi, she was my only girl friend I had. Most girls the triplets would be friends with never liked me, so it made it hard to have friends. I never really cared because most just wanted to fuck Chris or matt, and they were soon dropped which made me laugh.
We had just got to the Cape on a chilly Friday night, and we immediately ran into the house, getting a fire started, and choosing our rooms. I picked the room with one bed, while Nick bunked with Madi and Chris and Matt bunked together. I enjoyed being alone, but sometimes that loneliness felt like seclusion. Madi was their friend first, and introduced me to them so I was close with them, but not as close as she was.
Although she was close with Nick I always felt this vibe that she might’ve liked matt. And it hurt after a while when I started to catch feelings for Matt. He was always there for me, and me and him were always together, that is until Madi comes around then I seclude myself not wanting her to think I wanted Matt. Although they never had anything going on I always knew how she truly felt.I never told her because Matt would never go for a girl like me when Madi was far more gorgeous.
I settled into my room deciding to unpack a few things, and I decided to turn on my Roku tv and cast my Spotify to the screen so I could blast Olivia Rodrigo. As I was unpacking and jamming out Matt came into my room
“Yooo” he said as he threw himself on my bed
“Sup Matt” I said lowering the volume on the tv to hear what he has to say
“We ordered some wings and fries from that spot we drove by on the way down here” he said watching as I put my makeup on the dresser
“Oh nice I’m so hungry” I said looking a him
“Yeah Chris took Madi with him” he said looking down at his phone with a blank stare.
“Oh cool” I said not really caring to respond to that
“So I figured I come chill with you” he said locking his phone and looking at me
“Ouu glad I’m an afterthought” I told him jokingly rolling my eyes
“What no..you just always leave me when Madi comes over to me” he said closing his eyes pretending to sleep
I went to answer but we heard Nick call us down to come eat. We both ran downstairs and sat at the table beginning to eat. As we ate we joked and laughed. My eyes kept wandering over to Matt and seeing Madi looking at him and chatting with him made me a little sad. God I wish he could look at me that way was all I could think.
As I’m continuing to glance at them I see her touch his hand in a flirting way, and this immediately made me lose my appetite. I loudly slid back from the table grabbing my plate and standing up.
“Done already” Chris asks looking at everyone else still shoving food down their throat
“Uhh yeah I uh just got really full” I said looking down at my plate that had four wings and a few fries eaten. He looks at me a little confused and just nods his head
I decided to clean up my plate and drink some water in the kitchen watching them as they engaged in conversation.
“OH MY GOD GUYS!” Nick yells loudly
“It’s a cabin tradition! We have to play never have I ever” he said giggling like a schoolgirl.
“Nick…what are we 10” Matt says shaking his head
“Nah this will be fun” Chris said laughing as he wiped his fingers
After everyone finished dinner and cleaned up we all showered and changed and went back to the living room. Madi had Matt help her start up a fire in the fireplace again after the first one went out. While Chris was grabbing a Pepsi before heading over to the couch. Nick was already sitting on the couch waiting for the fire to start. I was the last to join because I could care less about playing never have I ever. I wasn’t too fond of playing a game that ended in people being embarrassed and exposed.
I grabbed a water bottle and headed over to the couch to sit next to Nick.
“The queen joined us” Nick said hugging me
“Oh I couldn’t miss playing this middle school game” I said giving him a sarcastic grin
“Hey! This’ll be fun” Madi said, smiling at me, and I smiled back. I could never be mean to her. She was my closest friend, but man when she was all over Matt I never wanted to look at her again.
I just smiled at her, a weak smile that I hoped she picked up on, but knowing her she didn’t
“Alright bitches who’s going first?” Madi asked
“I say Nick goes since this was his idea” I stated looking over at Nick giggling slightly.
To this he just rolled his eyes and mumbled a ‘fine’
“Alright, never have I ever shit my pants” he said laughing and we all just rolled our eyes. All of us putting a finger down.
“Never have I ever stood someone up” Chris asked, every finger went down but mine.
“Y’all are cruel” I said shaking my head, and to this they laughed shouting out little excuses
“Ouuu never have I ever farted in a public place’’ Matt said laughing, once again all our fingers went down as we died in laughter… “ouuu stinky” Chris said in a funny voice.
Two rounds later I saw Madi’s body shift, and I knew this shift meant intense questions were coming.
“Let’s spice it up. Never have I ever made out with an influencer of some sort at a party” Hers and Nicks finger went down
“Never have I ever got caught during ‘me time’ Chris asked. My finger was the only one to go down. My eyes bulged out in embarrassment.
“Explain” Madi said laughing at me
“Well I was about 17, and I thought I was alone in my house, but uh turns out my grandma heard some things” I said covering my face in embarrassment as everyone laughed.
“Never have I ever kissed someone” Matt said, and once again my finger was the only one that didn’t go down.
“Never have I ever messed around in your parents house” Nick asked, and not a shocker my finger was still up.
“Never have I ever given head” Madi asked. Are we shocked that my fingers are still up??
“Never have I ever gotten head” Chris asks, wiggling his eyebrows. To no surprise the finger is still up.
“Never have I ever given a hickey, '' Madi asks, and now I’m starting to think she's picking up on my lack of experience because her eyes are starting to twinkle with an idea.
“Never have I ever had sex” I keep my fingers up with a long sigh and an annoyed expression
“Never have I ever hooked up in a car” Now I’m just staring at the floor wanting to die.
“Never have I ever not done a single sexual thing” Madi asks laughing
“Alright now you're just being mean” I finally snapped looking at her with a hard glare
“WHAT?? I’m just messing around with you” she said still laughing
“Yeah embarrassing me is so funny” I said giving her a sarcastic smile
“I didn’t embarrass you…technically you did that yourself” she said looking down. I just scoffed and got up
“Goodnight! Glad I could be the center of the ring for you guys” I said grabbing my phone and my water and turning around
“Wait don’t go” Matt said sounding bad for me, I just shook my head and kept walking upstairs to my bedroom
3AM
It was now 3am, and everyone had called it a night by 10 because of how exhausted they were from the drive here.
However I was wide awake replaying the embarrassing event that occurred a few hours prior. I was so annoyed that Madi would say such a thing. She was supposed to be my best friend, and those weren’t the vibes I was getting. I decided to head downstairs to sit in the living room, and clear my mind.
I headed downstairs, and started a small fire in the fireplace, so I didn’t have to keep the lights on, and potentially wake one of them up; because I really wanted to be alone right now. I sat in front of the fireplace with a blanket wrapped around me. Just staring into the flames, and letting my thoughts run clearly. I felt a tear slip down my face as I felt all the embarrassment and shame wash over me.
Just sitting asking myself why. Why in the world would she ask those questions knowing my answer. I felt betrayed and like a fool. I shouldn’t be embarrassed of my lack of experience. I'm only 21. This is very normal, but I just hated how I felt, and I wanted to crawl into a dark hole and disappear. After wiping my tears and collecting myself I just stared into the fire letting the flames reflect off my brown eyes
Suddenly I heard a door creak open from upstairs, and feet shuffling. I was really hoping one of them were just going to the bathroom, so I can bask in my self hatred a little more. Unfortunately I heard the stairs creak loudly under the pressure of someone’s feet, but I refused to look over my shoulder.
I felt a presence next to me, and suddenly they sat down next to me, and only then did I finally look over, and to my surprise it was Matt looking into the fire. I watched the reflection of the flames make his icy blue eyes twinkle. When he decided to speak up “I don’t think you deserved that” was all he said still looking at the fire
“Thanks, but I’m used to being the embarrassed one” I said quietly
“Doesn’t matter. It was fucked up, and uncalled for. Plus she’s your best friend. I have no clue why she'd say such a thing. I’m not too sure what’s gotten into her lately” Matt said, looking over at me. This made me turn to look at him, giving him a small smile
“She likes you” was all I could say as I searched his eyes for an answer, or a glimpse of hope that they’d scream “i don’t like her” back at me
“Likes me?” He said with a confused look
“Yes Matt…you are so blind Madi is head over heels in love with you” I said in a nonchalant way
“She’s like my sister….I have never expressed any other feelings other than a family type of relationship with her” he said rubbing his eye
“Yeah well she might not have gotten that. Don’t you see the flirty looks, the flirty touches, the comments trying to embarrass me infront of you” I said looking him dead in the eyes
“Is this why you leave my side when she comes around?” He asked staring back into my eyes
“Well yes. I don’t want to be the punching bag, and I can’t stand watching her trying to get with you” I said slightly looking away from his gaze
“I would never get with her” he said almost laughing a little bit
“Why not? She’s gorgeous, long hair, beautiful face, thin, sweet, funny and nice” I said turning back to look at the fire
“This is crazy” he said still looking at you
“Is that all you took away from what the fuck I just said” Still not looking at him
“It’s crazy that even though she embarrassed you and always does you still have nothing but nice things to say about her” Matt said, waiting to see if I’d look at him
“Jesus Matt!” I said a little more loudly finally turning to look at him
“I’m sitting basically professing my love to you in such a vulnerable way, and all you can do is mention her” I said shaking my head
“Mentioning her? In case you haven’t noticed I’m mentioning you….haven't you seen all along?? The looks? The touches? Always running to you for opinions? Always looking for you? Always wanting to be near you? And all you did was run away from me every single time” he said looking hurt
“Didn’t you notice the captions on my instagram posts?? They would be finishing every sentence you would say. You pay attention to the little things, so I thought you’d catch on” He said shaking his head
Everytime Y/N would post on Instagram it was always a song lyric.
Y/N caption: she thinks it’s special
Matt’s caption: but it’s all reused
Y/N caption:Think I’ll miss you forever
Matt’s caption:Like the stars miss the sun
Y/N caption:I’m trying to be brave
Matt’s caption:Stop asking me to stay
And Y/N’s latest post even had some fans questioning what was really going on being her and the young boy.
Y/N caption:Just put your hand on the glass
Matt’s Caption:I’ll be there to pull you through
Their posts had been matching up for some time now, but neither of them would say a thing.
I just stared at Matt dumbly because I genuinely had not paid any attention to our captions. I couldn’t allow little small things to alter my brain, and make me think we had a chance
“Y/N you’re my everything. You have always been since the moment we shared a Twix after Chris stole mine. I saw how giving you were, and how you cared to everyone, and that made me fall head over heels in love with you” He said searching my eyes for an answer
“Matt you have been my everything since the moment you complimented my hair and makeup after Madi told me it was too much. Right in that moment it gave me so much hope you saw me differently” I told him looking back into his eyes
Without a warning he just pulled me in for a kiss. I have never kissed anyone before so I was shocked, but when I finally got the hang out I could feel butterflies all in my stomach, and the weight of 1,000 pounds being lifted off my chest.
“I have wanted to do that for so long” he said after pulling away, and all i could do was stay there starstruck and as red as a tomato
I just pulled him back in for a kiss, and this time it got more heated. I had wrapped us in the blanket when I started to lean back onto the floor as he started to hover over me.
“Wait I don’t want you to think I’m just doing this to do this” He said pulling away from the kiss
“I would never think that, and if I wanted to stop I would’ve” I told him shyly. He continues to kiss me slowly going down to my cheek, then my jawline, and then down to my neck. Peppering light kisses to my neck on both sides. This made me let out a few sighs as I ran my fingers through his hair.
“Matt, can you take my virginity?” I asked him bluntly. He pulled back and looked into my eyes once again searching for any sign of discomfort
“Are you sure?” He asked me looking down to my lips
“Yes Matt. This is all I’ve ever wanted” I told him shamelessly. He nodded and began to kiss my neck again. He decided to take her shirt off, and continued to make out with me while I got more comfortable.
“Matt, I want to take off my shirt,” I said, pushing him back a little bit. He nodded and let me remove my shirt. I was completely bare in front of him. This made me a little shy, and he took notice
“God Y/N you’re so gorgeous” he said as he went down kissing both boobs, and slowly taking one nipple into his mouth while he kneaded the other one. I let out a silent moan and ran my hands through his hair. This action alone was making me so aroused, and I was starting to ache with an undeniable want for Matt
“I have to stretch you out a bit before I can have sex with you” he said after pulling away from my breast, and running a hand down from the valley of my beast to my lower abdomen.
“Do whatever you want to me Matt” I said looking at him
“This might hurt, and you have to promise to be quiet. We don’t want to wake them up” he said, kissing my lips. I nodded and bit my lip
He slowly removed my pants, and then along my underwear followed.
“You’re so fucking gorgeous with the fireplace reflecting off your skin” he said feeling up on my body as he stared at me
“Matt please touch me I want you so bad” I said to him, and to this he nodded
He started to kiss my neck and the valley of my breast as he started to travel his hand down to my pussy. Collecting my arousal and spreading it around some more
“God you’re so wet” he said as he continued to rub, and all I could do was moan and whimper lowly for him
He pulled his fingers away and spat on them to lubricate them some more. He placed them back on my vagina and continued to rub my clit as my legs spread wider for him
Slowly he pushed his middle finger in. As it kept going in I felt the burn from the stretch of his finger. I had fingered myself before but this was a different stretch. Matt’s fingers were thicker and longer
My eyebrows furrowed in pain and pleasure as he got his finger all the way in. Slowly he started to go in and out pushing up against my G spot in a come here motion
“Fuck Matt” I whimpered lowly
“I know baby” he said, kissing my lips as he slid the second finger in. This one I felt the pain the most. I gasped loudly and bit down on my hand
“I’m sorry. It will go away pretty girl” he said pushing both fingers in again.
Matt was taking his time fingering me and stretching me for him. I told him I wanted to cum on his dick, so to not take the fingering too far
“You think you’re ready for all of me” he asked as he pulled his fingers out
“Yes Matt” i told him running my hands down from his chest to his bulge and giving it a light squeeze
Matt had removed his pajama bottoms and his underwear. He pumped his cock a few times, and then lightly spat on it to lubricate it some more. This made Y/N even more wet just watching this beauty of a man touch himself infront of her
“Okay baby this will hurt, but it will go away, and if it’s too much I’ll stop okay” Matt asked rubbing her cheek with his hand
“Okay Matt. I trust you I’m ready” she said as she held onto both his arms as he leaned over her.
He brought one hand down to guide his dick to her entrance. Slowly he pushed his tip in. Y/N let out a small cry in pain as this was a new stretch for her
“Fuck Matt this hurts” she said opening her eyes to look him in the eyes
“Do you want me to stop” he asked her, looking back at her. She shook her head no, and he slowly kept pushing himself into her while kissing her so he could silence her winces
At this point Matt was all the way in and was getting adjusted to Y/N. She nodded at him to let her know he could move
So Matt started slowly moving in and out of the girl. Allowing her to feel all of him as his dick hit her G spot
“Fuck Matt” she whined as he hit her g spot once more
“Shhh baby i know” he said breathing heavily
Matt was continuing his slow and steady strokes. He moved a little faster, but mostly he was focusing on slow deep thrusts to allow Y/N to feel the most pleasure. At this point Matt was sweating and breathing heavily. He really wanted to be a moaning whimpering mess for her, but he couldn’t risk waking anybody up. He snakes his hand down to her clit to allow her more pleasure so she could cum.
Y/N let out a loud moan and Matt quickly put his hand over her mouth to silence her, and to this she moaned again letting her eyes roll to the back of her head as he kept pounding into her and rubbing her clit
After 10 more minutes of deep strong thrusts Matt started to feel her clench around him, so he knew she was close.
“Matt I’m going to cum” she said looking up at him all fucked out. Hair sticking to her forehead and her body glistening with sweat
“I know baby. I know” Matt said rubbing her clit faster and thrusting deeper and harder
“Fuck Matt fuck fuck fuck” she said as she clenched down harder, and with this she came all over his cock. Her brows were furrowed together and her mouth was hung open as she let out silent screams. Her body was shaking and trembling, her thighs were shaking as she saw white flashes of ecstasy. She slowly came down from her high with heavy breathing and Matt pulled out. Stroking his own cock over her
“Can I?” He asked her as he was stroking harder
“Please Matt cum for me” she said to him, and that was all it took for his brows to furrow and his mouth to fall slack as his lower abdomen contracted, and he was painting her stomach with white hot strings of cum.
As he came down from his high his breathing was deep and shallow. He grabbed his shirt and wiped her stomach clean. Falling down to the left of her and allowing the blanket to cover them.
“God Y/N you’re so gorgeous I’m in love with you” Matt said as he looked down at her. Propped up on one arm as he looks into her eyes wiping the hair off her forehead
“Matt this was all I could ever ask for. I love you so much” she said weakly looking at him
“I love you too” he said, giving her a kiss on the lips.
She turned into his chest, and they eventually fell asleep together
8AM
Around 8AM Nick and Chris came downstairs and walked to the living room to see a sizzling out fireplace, and a naked Y/N and Matt sleeping together wrapped in a blanket. They both looked at one another wide eyed
“MATT WAKE UP” Chris said kicking Matt’s foot, and to this he jumped up to, also waking up Y/N
“OH SHIT” Y/N said covering herself with the blanket
“What the fuck happened here” Chris said
“Uhhh” Matt said looking over at me
“YALL WAS FUCKIN” Nick said trying to contain his excitement
“I fucking knew y’all liked each other” Chris said kind of jumping like a kid
“Although this is so cute and yall are so cute together. Please get up and put some clothes on” Nick said laughing
Chris went to grab Matt’s shirt when Matt interrupted him
“DONT touch that shirt” Matt kind of yelled
“Why not?” Chris asked scared and concerned
“It has my cum all over it” Matt said bluntly
“MATT!” Y/N said smacking him on the arm
“DUDE WTF” Chris said running away
“That’s actually disgusting” Nick said giggling like a little kid and kicking the shirt away
Matt and Y/N got up to get cleaned up and ready for the day, and finish the rest of their weekend get away.
The End
I think my next ones going to be a Nick with a female reader but it’s going to be a friendship imagine🥰🥹
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b0w-ties-are-cool · 5 months
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Baby Fever (Eleventh Doctor x Fem!Reader) [SMUT]
Summary: You are doom-scrolling on the internet and there are baby images and videos everywhere. You might just convince your boyfriend... (; SFW FOUND HERE
Warning(s): Baby fever obvi, suggestive language another obvi, cunnilingus (sorta ig), piv sex, breeding kink, soft!dom!doctor, unprotected sex, is "alien sex" something I need to include in the warnings?
Word count: 1,142
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You had convinced your boyfriend, the Doctor, to get an actual phone so that you could send him TikToks. After about a week of trying to convince him he finally gave in. It was soon after that your for you page got delightfully plagued with videos of babies. These videos poured fuel on your baby fever ember.
You started saving them to your favorites and sending them to your boyfriend. Your baby fever started to get so bad that you had dreams about you and the Doctor having a baby. At that point, you didn't know if you were daydreaming or nightdreaming.
Babies took over your TikTok, Pinterest, and Instagram. You made mental notes of baby names that you liked. You knew that their name would have to be unique. You particularly liked Sailor, Zamora, Atlas, and Kya.
You are currently lying on the couch in your three bedroom apartment in Chicago. It has a grey-brown aesthetic with a grey couch and brown wooden coffee. You had a Roku TV, you turned on The Big Bang Theory just to have background noise as you scrolled on Pinterest.
You and the Doctor are babysitting your sister's kids. Technically her and her kids lived with you, you just take care of them because she has a night job.
You had gotten the 2 year old twins, Logan and Landon, to bed. You had bunk beds with rails for them. And there was a crib in there as well for your sister's 9 month old, Bella. You had tasked the Doctor with putting Bella to bed.
You hear footsteps approach you, and you look up to see the Doctor standing behind you.
"Are you trying to tell me something?" He asks as he shows you his phone that is open to his TikTok messages with all the baby videos that you sent him.
"...No..." You say awkwardly, "They were on my FYP."
"Apparently on your Pinterest too," He states, looking at your phone screen and raising his eyebrows.
"And Instagram..." You mutter, your face is burning.
The Doctor chuckles, "Got a bad case of the baby fever?"
"Yeeessss!" You whine and drag out the pronunciation of the e and the s. You sit up and turn around to face the Doctor. "Impregnate me goddamnit!" You shout playfully.
The Doctor laughs while mouthing 'no' and shakes his head at your shenanigans.
"That could be my Christmas gift!" You grin up at him, biting your lip mischievously.
"Your Christmas gift?" The Doctor questions, tilting his head and raising his eyebrows at you. There is a hint of a smile that he is trying to hold back.
"Yes!" You exclaim, "Or right now." You stand up from your spot on the loveseat and walk up to him, knowing exactly what to say to convince him. "Breed me, Doctor," You whisper in his ear.
Before you knew it, you were in your bedroom. The Doctor kisses and leaves marks on your neck. Your hand rests on the back of his head, your fingers tangled in his hair.
The Doctor discards his tweed jacket to the floor and you push his suspenders down his arms. You pull at each other's clothes until all that is left is your undergarments.
The Doctor picks you up and lays you down on your bed. He pulls your underwear off and eyes your cunt. You whine in pleasure as he licks a stripe up your folds. He kisses your clit and leaves open-mouthed kisses up your body until he gets to the band of your bra. The Doctor removes your bra and leaves kisses and hickeys on your beasts.
He massages your breast with one hand while the other rubs circles around your clit. You gasp when he slips two fingers inside of you.
He moves his hand from your breast to your cheek, he leans down and passionately kisses you on the lips. Your hands find his hair again, tangling your fingers in it, just about his ears.
You gasp slightly when the Doctor pulls his fingers out. He licks them clean then goes back to kissing you. He kisses a trail from the corner of your mouth down to your collarbone.
He moves his hands down your body until he gets to your thighs. "Lift your hips, my love." He tells you, when you do, he places your extra pillow under them.
The Doctor pulls his underwear off, you eye his hard cock. He leans closer, you moan slightly when rubs himself against your folds. He leans his face to yours and presses his lips to yours. "You want me to fill you up?" He asks against your lips. "Stuff you full of my seed?"
"Yes, Doctor, please," You whine and moan desperately.
He adjusts your thighs so that your legs wrap around his waist. He thrusts into you, bottoming out. You throw your head back, moaning. The Doctor kisses your neck then moves your head back up to kiss your lips.
He thrusts in and out, fucking you slowly, while you make out. You wrap your arms around his neck then move them down his shoulders. A small knot starts to form in your core.
"Doctor," You moan against his lips. He moves his lips to your neck, sucking the skin.
You move your hand down between you and the Doctor. Desperate for the knot to grow faster, you rub quick circles on your clit.
The Doctor grabs your wrist and moves your hand away. "No need to do that, darling. Just say you wanted to go faster." He whispers against your ear. "Is that what you want?"
You nod in response.
"Use your words my dear." He tells you.
"Yes. Please, Doctor." You mutter.
He picks up his pace, thrusting into you quickly. As he continues, the knot becomes tighter and bigger. You moan his name repetitively like a prayer.
"I'm close," You moan. You tangle your fingers in his hair, lightly pulling it. The Doctor's breathing faulters and he lets out a moan.
The knot in your core snaps. You throw your head back. Your cunt tightens around his cock as your orgasm hits.
The Doctor moans, he thrusts a couple more times before he stops, fully inside of you. His own orgasm hits, cumming inside of you.
He stays fully sheathed inside of you for a few minutes. He breathes heavily against the crook of your neck.
When he catches his breath his pulls out of you. He looks at your cum-filled pussy and scoops up an overflow and stuffs it inside. He places a kiss on your cunt then lays down next to you.
You turn your head to look at him. "We were supposed to be babysitting..." You mutter with a laugh.
"Babysitting, baby making. They go hand in hand." The Doctor jokes with a smile.
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captain-mj · 3 months
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Pay-Per-View
Based (loosely) on a phone call I got at my work, but basically, the gang finds out Ghost still pays for cable porn instead of literally any other option. I understand that in the uk, cable porn is different but I've tried to get a straight answer on how it works and came up blank so I'm working with what I know
It was either this or werewolf porn and I finished this first. Pure crack.
"Wow, you actually still have a cable box?" Alejandro asked as he glanced at the clunky box attached to the tv. The 141, Alex, Farah, Alejandro and Rodolfo had come over to his flat. They had all been invited by Price and somehow, someway, they ended up at Ghost's house instead of Price's flat. He knew it was because Price had a flat and Ghost had inherited a house, but still.
"Yes." Ghost continued to make tea. "I'll eventually set up that stick thing you guys got me, but I'm rarely here."
Alejandro frowned at him. "Giant flat screen and you watch cable? Really? You have internet, I could set it up for you right now?"
Ghost shrugged and Alejandro quickly started to set it up. Alex stood by to help, as they tried to figure out how to unhook the cable box to set up the Roku they bought him.
They turned on the tv and moans filled the entire flat. The two men on the screen were looking into each other's eyes with the amount of passion that only really showed up in porn.
"I told you that you belong with me." The 'top' character growled and rocked into the person underneath them. He was big and tattooed, holding the smaller man underneath him by his wrists.
"Yes, sir." A soft whine came from the person underneath. He threw his head back to expose his throat.
Alex scrambled to change the channel as Alejandro started to wheeze. "YOU PAY FOR FUCKING PAY-PER-VIEW?"
"Where else would i get porn?" Ghost didn't seemed bothered at all despite the mortified looks of a few people. "I have a flat screen. I want to use it."
Alejandro was still wheezing as Alex finally managed to pause it. "It's three fucking hours?? Do you jack off the whole time?"
"...Yeah?"
Rodolfo cleared his throat. "So! Dinner plans?"
"How do you not finish?" Gaz ignored him trying to tactfully get away from the situation.
Ghost frowned. "I just stop, wait a minute and keep going?? Same thing you do during sex?"
Gaz looked flabbergasted. "That's not normal."
Price tried to talk louder to get everyone's attention. "So, Rodolfo, dinner plans you were saying?"
"Fuck you mean not normal?" Ghost scoffed. "Can't a man relax in his own home? Sometimes a bloke wants to take it slow."
Alejandro asked. "What do you light candles? Put on some classical music?"
There was just a bit too long of a pause before Ghost said, "No."
"Oh my god. Oh my god." Alex covered his face. "I don't want to envision this."
Soap interrupted. "Classical music? Really?"
"Sometimes I put on jazz."
Soap nodded and got out his phone.
Farah hummed. "Alex, we have pay per view on our cable. You've used it."
"I have not!" Alex blushed.
Farah frowned. "When you click on the porn channels on tv, I pay for those."
Alex stared at her. "I don't use those."
"...Alex. I've caught you using them. Please do not patronize me."
Ghost raised his hand at Alex. "See, Ale."
"Don't ever pronounce my nickname like that again."
Ghost sighed. "Dinner plans?"
Soap hummed. "So what porn do you like?"
"Are we seriously doing this?" Gaz asked.
Ghost frowned. "So dinner plans?"
They shelfed the conversation for later.
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lastoneout · 5 days
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So we have a Roku smart tv in our bedroom and apparently if you're watching a video on YouTube on your phone and then open the YouTube app on the TV you can like, use the shared wifi to cast whatever was on your phone to the TV seamlessly, but the thing is I share a wifi network with my neighbor(this is intentional dw), and so if I'm watching YouTube on my TV and he's watching something on his phone it will prompt him to cast the video to my TV. He has used this to prank my fiancé and I occasionally by playing funny songs or just rickrolling us, so now when I see the little "[neighbor] is casting" pop-up, I anticipate a prank.
However! The prompt is very sudden and right above all the usual menu buttons on the YouTube app and it happens basically every time you open YouTube on a mobile device while the TV is on, so it's REALLY easy to bump it by accident, and this also happens sometimes. Which like, yeah it's usually pretty obvious when it's a prank and when it's a mistake, but today I have migraine brain and migraine brain makes me stupid, so I got to spend about five minutes sitting in bed and confusededly listening to the latter-half of a random episode of The Magnus Archives, desperately trying and failing to figure out what the fuck the joke was supposed to be before I got a text from my neighbor apologizing for unintentionally hijacking the TV.
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tainted-liquor · 8 months
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'Exchange With Me...꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹ ft. Pavitr Prabhakar
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Ingredients: sugar, kisses, and a lil bit of smiles!
TWs: Makeout, Implied that you're not rlly supposed to be kissing pav?
A/N: reader has an unlabelled relationship with pav?
part 2 to 'exchange with me'! You're gonna need to read that first bae lol
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It had been 9 months since you gave Pav a tour of Brooklyn, showing him all the hidden hole-in-the-walls and best places to go to get food. As he spent more time around you and your mom, he polished his English in a fascinating amount of time and became more social than before. Admittedly, there were some awkward little bumps in the road regarding you being his 'host', and the occasional lingering stare or two. Or maybe it was how your hugs got tighter...or how your hands tangled themselves together almost every time you were within a foot of each other. But that came with the close proximity and comfortability levels! Shit, you shared the same bathroom, learning the hard way to always shower with the shower curtain fully closed.
These were normal experiences for two people living under the same roof! It came with the package of having a 'stranger' in your house, so you weren't bothered by anything, really. "Pavi, can you pass me the remote?" You asked as flopped down on the couch, hoisted your left leg across the entire couch, and slumped down as comfortably as possible. Pavitr side-eyed you, looking your slouched form up and down before sporting a playful scowl. "Oh, word? So you come into MY HOUSE. USE MY COCONUT OIL-" You began, tone increasing in volume as you laughed with each syllable. "AAAH, I SAID I WAS SORRY!" He yelped, immediately handing you the remote with a loud laugh and an apologetic smile.
"And move over you're taking up the whole room" He joked, picking you up like you weighed nothing and placing you further to the right. "Damn, what the fuck?! You lift?" You gasped. You stared at him with pure shock, and yeah he did have a 'strong' physique, but it was nothing over the top that screamed 'I can casually lift a 122-pound girl with one arm and a tiny bit of willpower'. “Uhh…I guess!” He smiled, immediately returning his attention to the TV without another word and urging you to pick a show. Odd, but that’s fine!
"So what we watchin'? The news, Netflix, random show?" You inquired while surfing through the many applications on the Roku box. "Uhhh...Something random I don't mind" Pav shrugged, throwing the cream-colored couch blanket across his body and fidgeting with his headband. You clicked the random button, watching as 'We Lost Our Human' began to illuminate the dark living room. You weren't really watching the show, instead, you put mini blue butterfly clips in your twin afro puffs while holding a conversation with Pav about different types of food and seltzers, working up an appetite in the process. "D'you wanna go make food? I got like...some ingredients up in the fridge." You shrugged, straightening your posture before scrolling through your phone for an easy recipe.
"Yeah, this show isn't really...that entertaining." Pav shrugged, immediately raising himself up from the couch as he loomed over your phone screen to see what was nearby. "I can make us some soup though!" Pav beamed as he eagerly ran into the kitchen, grabbing various vegetables and herbs, and getting to work immediately. You sat next to the stove on top of the counter, watching his beautiful knife work as he finely chopped up 4 onions. You lifted your knees to your chest, fluffy grippy socks hanging onto the marbled counter as you stared inside the big red pot he currently had on the stove, muttering a tiny "What you bouta make?" Pav smiled to himself, keeping his eyes on his cutting board as while he spoke, "French onion soup! I saw the recipe on TikTok and I wanted to try making it!"
Your eyes widened in amazement and shock, tilting your head to the side. "You can do that?" You asked, watching as he replicated a recipe from absolute memory. He nodded, tossing butter, salt, pepper and a little bit of a maggi cube into the pot along with the onions. You watched the pot intently, letting the gorgeous aroma of aromatics and onions invade your senses while Pavitr watched you. "You're very pretty" Pav blurted, putting his knife down on the cutting board, leaning his head on his hands and admiring your angelic features.
You muttered a bashful 'thank you', beckoning him to come closer before you began making little braids in his hair. There was no noise other than the quiet sizzle of the caramelizing onions, and your synced heartbeats. You ran your hands down his face, cupping his cheeks in your palms and giving them a small squeeze before placing a gentle kiss on his forehead. Pav giggled, cute little canines poking out of his grin as he snapped his eyes shut at the ticklish sensation. He mirrored your action, kissing your 'third eye' and pecking at the tip of your nose.
You spent the next 15 minutes in the kitchen, consistently checking on the slow-cooked onions and bantering back and forth. It was adorable. The atmosphere was full of that warm and fuzzy 'home' sensation and somehow felt like the world around you didn't exist outside of the blissful comfort of the kitchen. You helped him the rest of the way with the soup, adding the beef broth and red cooking wine to the mix and letting the pot simmer for an hour or so. Pav suddenly broke the silence as he peered over the lid, watching the condensation cloud the glass cover.
It was peaceful, and that's how you liked your humble home to stay. There was no real confirmation, and you liked it like that for the most part. While things were slightly more complicated due to you being Pav's host, that didn't necessarily stop you two from wrapping your arms around each other and coating your faces in small kisses. This time was different though. Your hands were loosely wrapped around his neck while his hands found purchase on the small of your back. There was a consistent rhythm and pattern to the kiss that you found yourselves trapped in. The soup was long forgotten on the stove as you giggled into each other's mouths like children.
"I think I'm gonna stay in Brooklyn!"
"Pav I think you should check on the soup."
"OH!"
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Hey for the ask thing, got any general headcanons on En?
SO MANY! I put 20 the last time I answered a question like this, but then I remembered I forgot to expand on some of my reasons. So, I'll do that and give some new headcanons too.
Because there is no "6" in his name anywhere, I give him everything in sixes. Like making him the youngest of six children. Having six different jackets in six different colors. His favorite book series has six books. His favorite TV brand is Roku. Anywhere I can put a six in, I do, for no reason other than spite. (Which is why I like to headcanon him as a little spiteful too. I'd be spited if everyone else got a number pun but me. Maybe he, Kudou, and Bruce can make a club if the latter two don't get number pun names later)
Wearing that thick jacket over his mouth, he's either always really cold or constantly overheating. I went with the latter so he likes to eat ice cream, even in the winter.
I like to think he uses a bunch of ninja style weapons and stuff (and fans, like the ones Midnight had). But I once had a dream where he was hammering something down, slipped and hurt his thumb. Banjo laughed at him and he started threatening to bash his head in with the hammer. Ever since then, I haven't been able to get the idea of En with a hammer out of my head, so along with ninja stars and smoke bombs, that's what he uses.
He's also a fan of Naruto.
I like to think he likes reptiles because he's afraid of bugs and they eat bugs. And I don't blame him after seeing the type of bugs Japan has. Never googling that again.
Since Tayutai apparently means something along the lines of shaking, he tends to tremble when he's nervous. And also enjoys milkshakes.
Even when he's not in costume he always has something covering his face.
He really likes the cold. Partly due to that thick jacket but also because he just likes it.
There was a time in his life where he tried those really thick soled shoes for extra height but didn't change anything else about his style (which is just your regular pants and long-sleeved shirt). He stopped wearing those after a kid told him he looked like a boring, sad clown.
I can't believe I forgot the very obvious one that I still want to state. Smoke pours out of his ears when he gets angry. BUT! Depending on the emotion, smoke pours out elsewhere. Like it comes out of his eyes when he's sad (which makes him cry if he's not crying already) and from the top of his head if he's overwhelmed/tired.
I like to think the default smoke color is purple, but if he happens to eat a lot of things of one color, it'll come out that color. Like if he ate a lot of kiwis his smoke would turn green.
And that's it for this list since the last one had so many.
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finn-theshark · 2 months
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Okay so we got Radiostadic (And radiosilence) and we have Appleradio (and Radiorotten) now what about…
APPLERADIOSTADIC OR DEVILSDEERTV
also yes “Devils deer tv” is a pun :3
I LOVE Poly ships (I have ALOT of poly ships and most of my ships I merge with other ships lolz) so why not do this ?
(In my HCs Alastor is only ace unless it’s a Radiorotten or a radiosilence HC, I still need to research it bc the person who said he was aro -from what ppl have told me- was an ex animater and not viv)
Vox finally figured out how to get Alastor to ‘like’ him back , after a while Lucifer king of hell comes along and holyyy (literally) Vox definitely has a type (Old men with depression who could kill him) Alastor and Lucifer HATE eachother and that makes Lucifer hate Vox
We’ll skip over some stuff but Alastor and lucifer start being rivals but like in a gay way , Vox and lucifer get closer, and than finally they just decide to all be together (Lucifer doesn’t rlly care but he likes them both, Alastor likes them both but doesn’t know what the fuck poly is he just goes with it , and Vox is just in his own little ROKU flatscreen TV with a MLP Gacha Screensaver (/J) world)
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welcometothedopeworld · 7 months
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11:02 PM ~ *Rokuta*
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Summary: You love Rokuta, but his common sense is often lacking. Especially when he decides to come visit you in a rainstorm without an umbrella. But you still love him.
Pairing: Rokuta X G/N!Reader
Genre: Fluffy Drabble
Word Count: 421
Warning: N/A
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It was pouring. And yet Rokuta decided to visit you. Needless to say, he was drenched by the time he reached your door.
“Hi!”
“Rokuta!” You gasped, quickly ushering him inside. “You’re all wet! Did you walk here without a coat or umbrella with you?”
“Yeah!” His face fell when he saw the concerned look on yours. “Oh. Was I not supposed to?”
You patted his cheek. “No, it’s not that. Here, let’s get you warmed up. You must be freezing.”
He nodded as you led him out of the foyer and into your living room. Sitting him down on the couch, you went to grab a couple of things. You returned with a fresh set of clothes and a towel.
“Alright, you can go into the bathroom to change. I’ll dry your hair when you come back.”
Rokuta’s eyes lit up. “Really? Okay!”
And with that, he zoomed into the bathroom. You chuckled and waited patiently for him to return. He came back out a moment later and took his place on your couch, right in front of you.
Carefully, you draped the towel over his soaking wet hair and started to dry it. Instantly, he leaned into your touch. A contented hum escaped him. You couldn’t help but smile as well. Rokuta was like a giant puppy to you. Sometimes you’d have to scold him, but most of the time you got to love him. And of course, he loved you as well.
“Roku, I want you to remember to bring an umbrella with you next time it rains, okay?”
He nodded. “Okay! I’ll try to remember it.”
“I don’t want you to get sick.”
There was a slight pause before he asked, “Would you take care of me if I got sick?”
“Yes, of course, but I don’t want you intentionally getting sick just so I can take care of you.” You scolded him lightly. It sounded exactly like something he would do.
He nodded again. “Okay, I won’t. But thank you for taking care of me.”
You smiled. “You’re very welcome.”
When you were done drying his hair, Rokuta pulled you onto the couch and cuddled up against you. You managed to grab a thick blanket and turned the TV on to a movie he wanted to see.
Glancing down at him, you were overcome with love and fondness for him. So you kissed the top of his head. This caused him to smile and nuzzle closer to you. Yep, he was definitely a giant puppy dog.
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endlessvoidsnkittens · 4 months
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Got Mr. Spock to the vet this morning. Two doses of Gabapentin did it. He still was a little spicy on the way there but he was very well-behaved for the vet. He definitely earned his snackies when he got home.
Now I have to wait until March to submit his paperwork to housing coz I don't currently have the $115 I need to get him set up. But he should be all good for when I do. I hope. I hope Housing doesn't also require the Feline Leukemia shot. The vet told us it wasn't necessary since he never goes outdoors. We'll find out in March, I guess.
Been pretty ordinary, otherwise. Saw rainbow emoji the other day. That was lovely. Saw red exclamation point over the weekend. Spent the night at home last night so I could be there for Mr. Spock this morning. That was uh...eye-opening. I did not realize how much I value my solitude and quiet. I usually have music on in my apartment, but there's not much going on in the way of human noise most of the time. After maybe three hours at my parents' house, I was ready to come back to my apartment, lol. I love them, but goodness. I need to buy more Kale tomorrow. I bought mine prematurely and it died before I could cook with it. I'm not surprised, tbh. I should've planned that better. Had to replace my computer mouse. My scroll wheel was disintegrating. Fortunately, Dad had an extra, coz money isn't really a thing at the moment, lol. OH SHIT. I didn't tell you all.
Rainbow emoji got me a 50" plasma TV. Not brand-new, obviously, considering it's plasma. But it's new-to-me. Son of a bitch weighs 80lbs, lmao. It was a struggle for us to get it in my apartment. But it's glorious. However, since it weighs 80lbs, I'm having a hard time finding furniture to put it on. Also, that requires money, lol. So it's sitting on the floor for the time being. Now I have a TV in the living room and in the bedroom. I grabbed my old Roku stick from the house while I was home. It's getting shitty signal for some reason (it's not that far from the wifi thingie...) but it should work for now. I may have to upgrade in the future. This post has gotten long enough, so I should stop here. That's probably everything for now anyway.
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padawansuggest · 9 months
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I’m so goddamn excited. I got the best birthday present ever and it cost nothing. So me and dad already had a Roku setup because we expected we could use a tv we had for a while now but dad has since used it for his computer because he’s half blind, but. The neighbor downstairs gave away, not only an even BIGGER tv, which dad got from him, but two armchair sectionals and a middle piece that we can store things in and has cup holders. Which is awesome. So this morning dad and the neighbor spent a good 15 minutes moving them upstairs because I’m useless with that and he said yes because that means he doesn’t have to drive them to the dump, which is great. They’re still fairly good but he got a whole living room upgrade lol. So, we got a living room setup. Yesterday on my actual birthday I set up the tv and Roku but today we got the couch. Dad cleaned them off of all dust and stuff outside but he’s gonna do upholstery cleaning on them tomorrow when he’s had some sleep, then we’ll finally be able to have movie nights again, with half the issue with setting up my tablet, lol. So excited. I just love this. Also I can play switch and crochet out there so. It’s so useful.
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blogger360ncislarules · 2 months
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In 2020, we were introduced to Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist, a unique musical dramedy about a computer coder (Jane Levy) who suddenly began to hear people’s innermost thoughts through song, allowing for many impressive performances and some of our favorite moments of TV to this day. After two seasons at NBC, it was canceled, but then fans got a follow-up movie on The Roku Channel, Zoey’s Extraordinary Christmas, in 2021. So what are the chances for more of any kind? We’ll take another season, movie, anything!
“I’m sitting right now in the production office of Zoey’s because we actually shoot on this exact same lot,” Skylar Astin (who played Max) tells TV Insider while discussing his current hit show, So Help Me Todd. “I’m currently in what was [Zoey’s creator] Austin Winsberg’s office. So it’s always a bit of a time warp to come here to work.”
He doesn’t rule out the possibility of more Zoey’s at some point. “Never say never. We love it. We all miss it. I’ve spoken to Alex Newell and Jane Levy, and we all miss doing it,” he continues. “I think if there ever was an opportunity where we can even make another movie or another limited series for whatever network would be interested, I know that they’d have a lot of people who would want to get back to work and give people that great escape. I’m caught up right now a little busy doing Todd, but if we could fit it into the schedule, I’d never say no.”
The 2021 movie began with Max also being able to hear people’s “heart songs”—that was the cliffhanger the series ended on—but he lost it by the end. “I like the idea that maybe Mitch [Peter Gallagher] or the universe gave Max the power as a way to allow Zoey to finally be with him,” Levy told us in 2021. “It also just gave them great intimacy and ultimately trust. Zoey was very afraid and she seems less afraid, and that’s beautiful.”
What the movie didn’t do—and therefore something that could be explored in any sort of follow-up—is choose a reason why Zoey gained the ability in the first place. “Maybe I got these powers because the universe was trying to tell me to look up,” Levy suggested. “When I read that, I thought, look up from her computer screen and see Max sitting next to her and this person who, while you’re losing one love of your life, you’re gaining another. There’s deep sadness in that and then there’s also profound love.” Her theory was her character “got them because of losing her dad and instead of becoming more withdrawn from life to become more involved with it.”
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last-capy-hupping · 2 years
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For the Anywhere With You headcanons:
Is Lalwen related to Fingon in this story? Does he have any idea she is Mae' therapist?
What would Fingolfin and Anaire think of Mae if they ever met him? I wonder if they'll instantly know there's a serious gay vibe between them lol
What's their apartment like? So much action happens there! So far, I've imagined a giant couch taking basically half the space of their living room, an ikea dining table and a bunch of Fingon's shit all over the place that Mae constantly picks up and puts in order :))
This story is my own therapy! thanks for sharing it!
Great questions!
1) Yes, Lalwen is Fingolfin and Finarfin’s sister. Findis is also their sister. So far, my idea for her is that she’s an eccentric artist in France. But anyway…Lalwen’s last name is Falastur because she’s married to Círdan. Fingon does not know the name of Maedhros’ therapist, so he’s got no idea that there’s a connection. Fingon hasn’t talked much about his aunts, so Mae hasn’t picked up on the connection. And Mae has never even told Lalwen that his roommate’s first name is Fingon, so she really has no idea. There will be crying and embarrassment about this when Mae eventually meets the extended family.
2) Now that’s a question that will eventually be answered. The most that I’ll say is that they won’t meet Mae until after he and Fingon actually do start dating. Right now, all that they knew is that Fingon is getting along very well with his roommate and talks about him a lot. They think that it’s very sweet that he has such a good friend who seems to have a calming influence on him.
3) So, they’re in a 900 square foot, two bedroom apartment. They’re on the first floor of their building. The front door opens up straight into a decent sized living room, which has a massive sectional, a small IKEA coffee table, and a big entertainment center with their Roku TV. Off the living room is their kitchen, which is small and has an IKEA dining table with six chairs crowded around it to accolade Mae’s brothers. Two people don’t fit very comfortably around the counter, but that doesn’t stop Finno from keeping Mae company in there all the time. There’s also a long hallway off the living room that leads to the bathroom and their two bedrooms. The bathroom is in between their two bedrooms. The bedrooms are big enough for them to each have a desk as well as a bed. By the end of October, they tend to do lots of work together in the living room as well. And yes, Fingon is constantly leaving stuff out, and it mysteriously keeps finding it way back to its proper home. Fingon is sure that this means that he’s just getting more organized.
Anyway, thank you so much!
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b0w-ties-are-cool · 5 months
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Baby Fever (Eleventh Doctor x Fem!Reader)
Summary: You are doom-scrolling on the internet and there are baby images and videos everywhere. You might just convince your boyfriend. NSFW FOUND HERE
Warning(s): no use of y/n, baby fever obvi, some suggestive language but I cut all the smut out of this one
Word count: 562
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You had convinced your boyfriend, the Doctor, to get an actual phone so that you could send him TikToks. After about a week of trying to convince him he finally gave in. It was soon after that your for you page got delightfully plagued with videos of babies. These videos poured fuel on your baby fever ember.
You started saving them to your favorites and sending them to your boyfriend. Your baby fever started to get so bad that you had dreams about you and the Doctor having a baby. At that point, you didn't know if you were daydreaming or nightdreaming.
Babies took over your TikTok, Pinterest, and Instagram. You made mental notes of baby names that you liked. You knew that their name would have to be unique. You particularly liked Sailor, Zamora, Atlas, and Kya.
You are currently lying on the couch in your three bedroom apartment in Chicago. It has a grey-brown aesthetic with a grey couch and brown wooden coffee. You had a Roku TV, you turned on The Big Bang Theory just to have background noise as you scrolled on Pinterest.
You and the Doctor are babysitting your sister's kids. Technically her and her kids lived with you, you just take care of them because she has a night job.
You had gotten the 2 year old twins, Logan and Landon, to bed. You had bunk beds with rails for them. And there was a crib in there as well for your sister's 9 month old, Bella. You had tasked the Doctor with putting Bella to bed.
You hear footsteps approach you, and you look up to see the Doctor standing behind you.
"Are you trying to tell me something?" He asks as he shows you his phone that is open to his TikTok messages with all the baby videos that you sent him.
"...No..." You say awkwardly, "They were on my FYP."
"Apparently on your Pinterest too," He states, looking at your phone screen and raising his eyebrows.
"And Instagram..." You mutter, your face is burning.
The Doctor chuckles, "Got a bad case of the baby fever?"
"Yeeessss!" You whine and drag out the pronunciation of the e and the s. You sit up and turn around to face the Doctor. "Impregnate me goddamnit!" You shout playfully.
The Doctor laughs while mouthing 'no' and shakes his head at your shenanigans.
"That could be my Christmas gift!" You grin up at him, biting your lip mischievously.
"Your Christmas gift?" The Doctor questions, tilting his head and raising his eyebrows at you. There is a hint of a smile that he is trying to hold back.
"Yes!" You exclaim, "Or right now." You stand up from your spot on the loveseat and walk up to him, knowing exactly what to say to convince him. "Breed me, Doctor," You whisper in his ear.
Before you knew it, you were in your bedroom. The Doctor kisses and leaves marks on your neck. Your hand rests on the back of his head, your fingers tangled in his hair.
~~~time skip~~~
He places a kiss on your forehead then lays down next to you.
You turn your head to look at him. "We were supposed to be babysitting..." You mutter with a laugh.
"Babysitting, baby making. They go hand in hand." The Doctor jokes with a smile.
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I had decided to watch Mockingjay, Part 1, but Roku informed me that it’s been removed from all of the streaming services I have access to. Oh, well.
I promise we’ll do something different next time.
It goes like this: after the events of the last movie, Brian is now street racing in Miami, when he’s picked up by the Feds. They’re not happy with him for letting Dom go at the end of the last movie, but they don’t want to arrest him, they want him to go undercover again. See, cartel boss Carter Verone is up to no good, but he’s hiring drivers, so US Customs wants Brian to infiltrate the gang with a partner. The partner supplied is crap though, so he picks his own–his estranged friend Roman Pearce. If they complete this job, both of them will have their criminal records purged. Joining them is Customs Agent Monica Fuentes, undercover as Verone’s girlfriend.
Brian and Roman will have to get over their antagonism and use both their skills and their wits if they’re to secure their freedom, and get out of Verone’s clutches alive.
My understanding is that this movie is the least well-regarded in the series. And re-watching it now? Yeah, I get it. Despite Roman being a memorable addition to the cast and a fun character, along with a good balance to Brian, the Plot isn’t very interesting, Brian barely goes anywhere as a character, and Verone is a boring and shallow villain.
Brian gets a new love interest in Monica, but only kind of? She’s just… there. I don’t want to say she’s just eye candy, as she’s a federal agent, but she doesn’t really do that much in the Plot that  couldn’t have been done any other way. She and Brian are clearly interested in each other, but it doesn’t go anywhere, and they don’t really know each other. TV Tropes claims that there was originally a sex scene that was cut because Eva Mendes didn’t want to do it, and given how little these two actually know each other, I agree, but it seems silly, all in all. She keeps flirting with Brian even when it would blow up in her face, given her cover as Verone’s girlfriend??
Her role is dumb, is what I’m getting at.
[Also, the suggestion that Brian always instantly falls in love with whatever beautiful woman is in front of him cheapens his relationship with Mia in the first film, I think?]
Not helped is that Verone is pretty boring? He’s a generic crime lord. He doesn’t even really get cool lines or anything. He has a couple of scenes where he’s especially menacing, but he’s not a memorable villain, which leads to a pretty forgettable Plot. Look, the original film is far from genius, but it’s at least got some really interesting bits. Our lead has to choose whether to admit that his new friends are actually crooks, and from there whether to turn them in to the law enforcement he works for or to help them out. This is just, “Oh hey! This guy is an evil douchebag.”
If you like racing and car stunts though, this movie has got you covered. I think some of these scenes are downright spectacular and fun to watch. I will admit that I am not a car guy, so maybe it’s crap, but it looks nice to the layman. I suspect it is impressive all-around though, because this is a movie aimed at car enthusiasts. It’s also got a disclaimer during the credits that the stunts you see are done by trained professionals, and that you absolutely should not be doing this at home.
And Roman Pearce. He’s a highlight in this film. Brian is not that interesting of a guy, especially in this movie, and Rome is much more entertaining. He’s funny, he’s interesting, he’s got… well, not complexities, I guess, because this is not that deep of a movie. But he’s probably the best part of this movie, bringing most of the memorable moments and being a likable, capable character. He’s not always the smartest guy, but he’s fun to watch on screen, so if there’s something to watch this movie for other than the stunts, it’s him.
I did not find this movie that impressive. The first movie isn't brilliant, but this feels like a typical early 2000’s dumb action film. Yeah, you could do worse, and if you want to be a completionist for the series, you probably want to see it. But otherwise, you could do a lot better for movies. 
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gobbluthbutagirl · 11 months
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last night my dad fell asleep. Not even in his chair because i was in his chair because that’s like the only good place to plug in my phone charger but on the couch. And i was like first of all there’s no way in hell that’s comfortable second of all he always asks me why i don’t wake him up and make him get in his bed when he does shit like that and the reason is because he always tries to fight me about it but i digress. And third of all he needed to charge his watch & phone and those chargers are beside his bed. and do you know what i had to do to make that old man get up and go upstairs? i literally had to go on youtube and find a 10-hour video of the “playtime” alarm sound and screencast it to his 75-inch roku tv that he had fallen asleep watching and turn the volume up super high. And he was like, “turn that off!” and i was like i’ll turn it off if you get up and go get in bed. and he was like, “this is my bed!” and i was like no it’s not and also you need to charge your watch and phone. And he was like, “they are charged!” and they weren’t they were both at like 30%. And this repeated like 5 times before he finally got up. But on the bright side that alarm sound used to activate my fight or flight response because it was my alarm when i had to wake up at 3am every day for my bakery job and i realized last night that it doesn’t anymore. So time really does heal all wounds
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