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#also craving meat
trendfag · 2 years
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told myself and my dad i was getting my cars emission test done today but i just wanna go home
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cappurrccino · 3 months
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i need a hundred bajillion dollars and an infinite supply of dried/cured/smoked snacking meats
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miyaagis · 5 months
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at that point in life where i know i deserve a ripped, tall, dark-haired, and handsome dude to fold me in half
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hyacinth7clover · 3 months
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had a dream I was walking in a dense forest. I saw weird wire contraptions and people walking around naked. it was obvious to me that they made this part of their forest their home. I felt invited and intrigued, I entered their "village" and went inside a trailer that had a bunch of older women dancing similar to "qi gong energy ball" training. I joined them, felt cathartic and happy doing so. I ended up getting along with the women there very well. they asked if I'd like to join them on their travels, I declined and said I needed to go home but that they should adopt me (as a joke since I'm a full grown adult). they made me a very rare steak and I ate it like an animal. with my hands, scarfing it down like I was starving.
after i left I appeared in my childhood culdesac. ran across the street to tell my parents what happened and how happy I was
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corvidus-fr · 10 months
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new breed lore is fun but it's also frustrating because Lightning's infrastructure increasingly doesn't make any SENSE. why are they out here laying kilometers of underground cabling that goes to nowhere? (for that matter, why are they building it underground in the first place when they clearly also have overhead wires figured out??) and what's a "node"? that's not a thing! if you wanted a technobabble-y word, "transformer" or "substation" are both sufficiently cool-sounding pieces of jargon that are also actually used in power grids and wait, where are you going, come back, i have more to say about the fantasy dragon neopets electricity distribution systems—
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newtness532 · 2 months
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whats greater than knowing theres yummy pasta waiting for you at home
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bimiio · 4 months
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i want a sandwich :/
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beck-nightengale · 1 year
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Just some classic Jadecore shitposts. Don't mind me.
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taniushka12 · 1 year
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not to be chardee on main but them eating mystery meat together w/ that little flower between them.... is very cute
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guys youre never gonna guess what happened again <3
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It's a good thing I'm broke rn cuz...
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Only 1 of those for $3. I am CRAVING!
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merriblu · 4 months
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Over the last decade I tried to cultivate my tastes to finer food - nothing too fancy, just trying to stay away from overly processed food and fast food chains.
But y‘all…
I am CRAVING canned tamales. I know it’s a crime against Mexican cuisine but it’s up there with pop tarts and instant ramen for me. I decided to see if I could buy some here and I didn’t see any in the supermarket so checked online.
The cheapest I found was 1 can for 12.50€… or I could buy 12 for 150.00€.
And I am ashamed to say that for a good few seconds, I actually considered shelling out the money 🙈🙈🙈
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mothnoir · 4 months
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That late night craving for a food you can't place but you can very much place it this time
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albatris · 11 months
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I've got the meat sweats but also the meat weirds whatta combination
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unsettlingcreature · 5 months
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Hey gang, I'm anemic, who's going to let me schlorp some blood directly from their neck to fix that?
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blackcatanna · 6 months
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It's amazing how easy it is to feed half a kilogram of grapes into my ravenous maw.
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