#allergy problems

[98lindsey]

Me sitting here wondering what this squeaking sound is only to realize it’s me wheezing. 🤦‍♀️

#disabled #chronic illness #disability #pots #chronically ill #chronic pain #mcas #mast cell activation syndrome #postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome #spoonie #chronic illness problems #allergy problems #me/cfs

[ebonyheartnet]

Me: I know this feeling in my chest. This thorny vine that tears at the soul. This thing that drives the mind to evil thoughts is haunting me.

Me: *runs over to the giant bay windows to fling them open and hurls themself into the storm*

Me: The damned cry with me, their sorrows are equal to my own! This terrible ache and horror!

Me, fist raised to the heavens: No loving god would call me child, so I am now a fatherless bastard. I carry the sins of angels too cowardly to clean their own filth. Take responsibility for this pain before I line my sick bed with your feathers!

Me, climbing onto the ledge: Do you hear me, winged rats? I! Am! Wretched! I! Am! Suffering!

Me: *collapses wheeping as their mother pulls them inside*

Mother: Child, what plagues you so?! Merely name what twisted thing drove you screaming in the night and I will know my enemy! Merely ask and I will have them slain!

Me: Woman, if you have ever loved me as dearly as you profess, I will ask, but you answer me truthfully. I am not paid for dignity, and pride has fled these fires of hell long ago.

Mother: I swear on my second child! I swear on your name, I swear it!

Me, clinging to her robe, hardly drawing breath: Mother, dear sweet mother—

Mother: My child, speak with haste!

Me: I speak barely, do not make me waste the air!

Mother: Peace then, but murder suspense before it claims me.

Me: …

Mother: Dearest?

Me: Swear also you will not mock nor join the enemy?

Mother: -_-

Mother: I swear, but sense that you designed the hand misery hath dealt.

Me: …

Mother: Out with it.

Me: Mother, why do my lungs itch?

Mother: =_=

Me: :’^(

Mother: *throws her hands up as she glares at my medicine chest*

Narrator: It was at this moment that an 8th push notification chimed. CVS begged one final time for Ebony to refill their singulair.

Mother: ò_ó

Me: ^^’

Narrator: Ebony has been taking this medication every night for over 15 years.

Narrator: Without fail, they face the same strange affliction within four missed doses.

#ebony writes the thing #allergy problems #allergy season #asthma #asthma memes #<- I know that shit has to be a tag #adhd problems #<- you know that’s why tf I’m here #this is a goddamn b!tch of a situation #GODDAMMIT I NEARLY FORGOT TO SET UP THE DELIVERY

[ephilog]

Spoiler: luckily, I did not die of an allergic reaction. Also, of course I really advise you do consult with your doctor first in such a situation instead of risking your life for a slightly quicker rescue of your private parts. 👀😅

#comic #comics #doodle diary #diary comic #diary comics #personal #allergy problems #peanut allergy #vaginal mycosis #bacterial vaginosis #vaginapocalypse

[the-archenlandian-court]

Co-worker: We’ll have to have sour-dough then if you can’t have yeast

Me: I know they don’t put yeast in the ingredients, but it actually grows during the making process, so there is still yeast in sour-dough

Co-worker: Yeah, well, it’s a different type of yeast though

Me: *allergic to all kinds of yeast, even the ‘different’ ones*

#allergies #allergy problems #chronic illness

[sunflowergarland]

old-time doctors: you should go to the seaside/mountains for your health!!

people with at least one allergy no matter where they go: …

#sunflowergarland🌻 #idk this was random #idk this was funnier in my head #allergens #allergies #allergy problems

[seasonalallergies-blog]

How to Manage Winter Allergies Effectively

#winter allergies #seasonal allergies #allergies #allergy season #allergy problems

[chronicallyjude]

Really wish doctors cared about undiagnosed chronic health issues, they might be tired of trying to figure out what's wrong with me but imagine how sick of this I am.

#chronic health problems #chronic pain #chronic illness #chronically ill #spoonie #gluten allergy #nerve damage #chronic migraine

[chronic-gastro-illness-culture]

hows the tummy hurty fandom doing

#digestive disorders #chronic illness #stomach problems #irritable bowel syndrome #irritable bowel disease #gastroesophageal reflux disease #food intolerance #food allergies #stomach ulcer #crohn's disease #gastroparesis #celiac disease #dysphagia #pancreatitis #diverticulosis #delayed stomach emptying

[kurjakani]

If i ever get to be able to buy my own house it's gonna be SO fucking eclectic and fun bro

#kanitalk #not maximalist technically bc i have. i dony think i have a dust allergy but i do havw problems w dust #but like as fucky and fun as i can get w a lot of textured & painted surfaces

[literallyaflame]

every time i go to the doctor it seems like there’s always one (1) thing about my blood work/exam/medical history/whatever that confuses and upsets them. there’s always something SLIGHTLY wrong. i for one have accepted the fact that my body is weird and doesn’t make sense, so it’s always kind of fun when they’re like “wow. you shouldn’t be like this, but there’s no explanation for it, and you’re not dying, so. carry on i suppose”

#on today’s episode the nurse called my symptom bizarre and i watched the doctor pause to google something twice #fhsjfhd #it’s just an allergy problem i’m not dying #nothing will ever be as funny as the time that my blood pressure was so weird they did an ekg #and the ekg was so weird that they sent me to get an echocardiogram #at which point they were like nah you’re just Like That #i was originally at the doctor for a routine checkup ghsjfhdjdh

[brown-little-robin]

my throat has been sore for days now but it's getting worse :{ plz pray for me and also, if you have any tips for someone allergic to honey, plz share

#throat all covered in mucus (which irritates it) and the irritation makes me instinctively work my throat muscles to get rid of it #which further exacerbates the problem and wears out my throat #:(( #Robin speaks #idk if I'm sick or just allergies or what #this isn't normal #at least not in the winter it's not

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Aradia: i asked my bf what he wished he c0uld change ab0ut me and instead 0f s0mething cute like "n0thing, y0u're perfect" he said "nut allergy"

Kanaya: Thats Really Thoughtful If You Have A Nut Allergy But A Thousand Times Funnier If You Dont

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #aradia megido #kanaya maryam #mod terezi #she did not in fact have a nut allergy #he just wants to cause problems on purpose whoever he is

[ebonyheartnet]

I am on day 4/5 of Paxlovid

Why the FUCK did my body wait until the day after I tell my allergist, “It’s going pretty well!” to start reacting???

#mcas #chronic health tag #mast cell activation syndrome #allergy problems

[gin-juice-tonic]

if you want to hear something kind of silly from my doc appointment, after the thing i was initially there for she was like “do you have anything else you want to ask about?” and i was like “oh, i have a sore throat kinda”

and she looked in there and basically said it was crazy bad in there and she wasnt comfortable letting me leave without putting me on antibiotics

#i knew it was from my allergies so i wasnt concerned #i guess i shouldve been concerned #she had me do a strep throat test whch made me feel like i was 8 years old #because i used to be sick with throat problems all the time as a kid so i was checked for strep frequently

[the-archenlandian-court]

Party host: There’s a gluten free option for you, I know you’re celiac

Me: that’s very nice of you, but I’m actually allergic to yeast, not gluten

PH: Oh

Me: all good, I’ll work out something to eat

PH: Don’t worry, I made sure there’s a gluten free option for you

Me: *who definitely specified that I was allergic to yeast not gluten when accepting the invite*

Me: I’ll just go buy myself something down the street and come back

PH: you don’t have to, there’s a gluten free-

Me:

#this happens all the time #basically every party or function I’ve been too #even family members get it wrong #allergies #allergy problems #chronic illness #chronic nausea

[a-eo-iu]

Sunny's big sister, Vincent, nightclub owner and one of the heads of the local magic mafia

#youni originals #modern weirdos #vincent #name courtesy of morgan my friend morgan who is so right about vincent being a great name for a lesbian oc #his pronouns are he/him at work and he/she when off the clock #call him a she during business and he will have you killed #also i think it's fun that she looks very regular sized but because she's a cyclops she's actually super tall compared to a human #big fucking lesbian. with a gun #his nightclub is called something like 'the haze' and it always looks hazy inside. he has wizard employees to do that #because filling a closed space with regular dry ice 24/7 is. not a good idea. #yes it's not a good place to go if you have allergies or breathing problems. but good atmosphere (hah) to make shady deals in