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#allergy season
ebonyheartnet · 10 months
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Me: I know this feeling in my chest. This thorny vine that tears at the soul. This thing that drives the mind to evil thoughts is haunting me.
Me: *runs over to the giant bay windows to fling them open and hurls themself into the storm*
Me: The damned cry with me, their sorrows are equal to my own! This terrible ache and horror!
Me, fist raised to the heavens: No loving god would call me child, so I am now a fatherless bastard. I carry the sins of angels too cowardly to clean their own filth. Take responsibility for this pain before I line my sick bed with your feathers!
Me, climbing onto the ledge: Do you hear me, winged rats? I! Am! Wretched! I! Am! Suffering!
Me: *collapses wheeping as their mother pulls them inside*
Mother: Child, what plagues you so?! Merely name what twisted thing drove you screaming in the night and I will know my enemy! Merely ask and I will have them slain!
Me: Woman, if you have ever loved me as dearly as you profess, I will ask, but you answer me truthfully. I am not paid for dignity, and pride has fled these fires of hell long ago.
Mother: I swear on my second child! I swear on your name, I swear it!
Me, clinging to her robe, hardly drawing breath: Mother, dear sweet mother—
Mother: My child, speak with haste!
Me: I speak barely, do not make me waste the air!
Mother: Peace then, but murder suspense before it claims me.
Me: …
Mother: Dearest?
Me: Swear also you will not mock nor join the enemy?
Mother: -_-
Mother: I swear, but sense that you designed the hand misery hath dealt.
Me: …
Mother: Out with it.
Me: Mother, why do my lungs itch?
Mother: =_=
Me: :’^(
Mother: *throws her hands up as she glares at my medicine chest*
Narrator: It was at this moment that an 8th push notification chimed. CVS begged one final time for Ebony to refill their singulair.
Mother: ò_ó
Me: ^^’
Narrator: Ebony has been taking this medication every night for over 15 years.
Narrator: Without fail, they face the same strange affliction within four missed doses.
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gifs-of-puppets · 1 year
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The Muppet Show (1978-1981)
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lossie92 · 11 months
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Who invented pollen allergies? And, more importantly, whyyyyy? 😭
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spooniestrongart · 10 months
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Synchronized Sniffling
should be an Olympic sport
during allergy season.
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postwarlevi · 9 days
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💐
Happy first day of spring!
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March 20th 2024
🌸🌹🌼
🌷🌻🌺
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The rain quite literally cockblocked a ton of flowers smh. Shouldn’t’ve put their DNA in the stuff we breathe.
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*sneezes* Ah rats we’re out of time, I’m not staying out here to breathe flower man juice
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desertmystic · 11 months
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As if allergies alone wasn’t bad enough, they’ve morphed into mighty morphing bronchitis. It’s a good thing I already have an appointment for Thursday, and plenty of albuterol for my little penguin nebulizer.
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thoughtsofagremlin · 3 months
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Death, pounding at my door: IT’S ALLERGY SEASON, GIRLKISSER
Me, taking as many allergy meds as I can without killing myself, armed with a box of tissues: YOU’RE STILL NOT TAKING MY SOUL!
The narrator that lives in my brain: She would in fact not die, but she would sound like it every time she coughed.
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Ignore the toilet paper in the back. My allergies are killing me 🤣 🤧
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ballsalsda · 17 days
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Its the time of year where the trees start cumming everywhere🤩
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jeanetteirismiller · 20 days
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“I’m very much over allergy season already.”
“I love Spring! This is not fair. I want to smell the flowers. I want to roll through the grass. I want to dance in the rain!”
“But I can’t stop SNEEZING!”
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roseartsandfics · 20 days
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What Weather Change Brings...
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Welp, I'm back to displaying again! So here is a piece of art with my OC during the weather change when allergy comes.
This was done during last weekend of being sick. This is how weather changes cause all this, basically. I was miserable during the allergies, and hopefully this weekend will be better without feeling like crap again. Little sniffles here and there, but it'll be better soon. Finally being able to do normal activities again ^^. And today I don't have school due to teacher planning day! :). Hope this weekend will be better ❤️
Rose LaBelle and artwork ©RosePrincessArts
Used: Sketchbook app from iPad
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e-punx · 11 months
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Nebulizer selfie 😷 I love it so much fr
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lossie92 · 11 months
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Asthma 1 : Lossie 0
Had a series of asthma attacks since yesterday, ended up under oxygen and with stronger meds this morning ✌️
Ugh can spring already end? Please? 😩
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raustenacious · 1 year
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journeys-of-miso · 10 months
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As we are violently thrust into allergy season - and with it, disgusting amounts of sniffling and nose-dragging and coughing and throat clearing - here are some tips and tricks to help you not lose your mind :)
- Always have some gum with you. The sound of your own chewing will help to block out the sound of everything else!
- If you have long hair, wear it down. It helps to block your peripheral vision, which makes it easier to try to ignore people making mouth sounds so you don't snap and them and sound like a crazy person.
- Bring backup ear protection! I usually have headphones on, but headphones can die. So in addition to the headphones, I have 2 pairs of earbuds and 3 pairs of earplugs in my bag, plus a portable battery to charge my headphones (which I have had to use before).
- Also, know how to make makeshift earplugs (just in case). You will need gum for this! Depending on how big your ears are, chew up 2-3 pieces of gum until they're soft enough to easily mold, but not too soft to easily hold a shape. Wrap in paper towel/aluminum foil (just enough to cover the gum so it won't stick to anything) and stick it in your ear.
*this is not foolproof, and I wouldn't recommend doing it on a regular basis because there is still a potential that gum will get stuck in your ear, but it has gotten me out of some emergency situations.
- Remember that these people are not trying to hurt you. They don't know that you have misophonia, and don't realize that their sounds affect you. They have no malicious intent towards you.
-Keep on feeling the love,
🧸𝑀𝒾𝓈𝑜🧸
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