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smugwolf-sins · 8 months
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Teensies are my fucking kryptonite I don't care what the fuck you do with them but if you show me one there is a 99.99% chance I would take several bullets for them. I'm actually deranged they changed my brain chemistry. A human child evokes slight sympathy but a singular full-grown (and in some cases revived from the dead) teensy will have me sobbing and crying on the ground that I cannot hold their little hands
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zhongrin · 2 years
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your throne, my love
◇ characters ◇ zhongli, al haitham, childe, xiao, thoma
◇ tags ◇ minors dni, afab!reader, chubby!reader, facesitting (if that title wasn't enough of a hint lol), implied dragon!zhongli
◇ a/n ◇ enjoy you degenerates /aff <3
𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡 ⬙ 𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡
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zhongli thinks it’s adorable - the way you get all flustered when he suggests the idea of you sitting on top of him. and now that you’re in that position, he thinks you sound just as - if not even more - adorable, with your breathless moans and surprised gasps.
he silences your worries for his wellbeing with his arms locked onto your thighs: solid, unmoving stone shackles that won't budge no matter how much you struggle, whine, or cry out. are you seriously underestimating him right now? given his history as the geo archon himself, being suffocated as he worships your beautiful, bountiful body is paradise to him.
his mouth sucking, licking, and lapping on your drooling cunt, until you fall apart multiple times above him, sobbing and pulling on his hair, begging for mercy - which he eventually gives out of concern for your exhausted mortal body.
perhaps next time he should have his horns out so you can grab onto them...
... and he has to wonder, would you be open to exploring how his forked, prehensile dragon tongue would feel inside you?
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al haitham loves having you on top of him just as much as having your tight flower greedily swallowing his cock. it would be an honor, he says teasingly when you enquire about his opinion on the matter, not knowing that it’s one of the many things his filthy mind concocts whenever he looks at you.
he gets into it without delay, easing up your nervousness with slow, gentle licks to your slit and his hands massaging your wide hips. before long, however, he’s pulling you down more and more, tongue moving faster and faster, desperate and feral to taste even more of you, switching between flicking your clit and stirring your insides. your ‘no wait’s becomes ‘yes more’s, and pride swells in his chest, your pleas and unconscious grinding against his face making his cock ache within his pants.
he lets you move away from his face after you finish and chuckles darkly when you hide your embarrassed expression upon seeing the slick all over his cheeks, chin, and neck. “is that it for your fantasy? then, it’s my turn to relive my fantasy next,” he says as he pulls you back to your seat.
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childe is a man who’s always starving for your pussy and this is easily one of his top five most favorite activities. he wastes no time in pulling you down to him, flashing you a cheeky grin - a silent promise to make you feel really good - before his chapped lips latch onto your clit.
within the first few minutes, your precum drenches the dried skin of his lips, its texture adding to that extra sensation as he passionately nuzzles further onto your cunt, humming and groaning at the taste of you on his tongue. he’s so drunk from the sweet ambrosia enveloping his senses, that he nearly forgets to breathe. still, he growls every time your fingers latch onto his hair, trying to pull him away, and he retaliates by giving a harsh slap onto your thick bum and nibbling teasingly on your puffy nub.
and when your orgasm hits you and you gush onto him? ajax whines and moans erotically, tears pooling in his ocean blue eyes as he cums untouched in his pants.
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xiao will never admit it out loud but he loves how he’s reduced to a tool for pleasuring you.
you always start gently with him, afraid of being ‘too much’ or ‘too suffocating’, to which he scoffs and wordlessly pulls you closer to prove a point.
he’s always been a man of actions rather than words, so that’s what he does. he shows you how much he loves digging his bare, calloused fingers into the fat of your thighs, mindlessly using his whole face to lap, tease, suck, and massage the entirety of your drooling pussy. his golden pair of eyes trying to peek up at your expression every now and then, observing your reactions... but that all methodical cautiousness eventually flies out of the window when he drives you into mindless pleasure, and he’s grunting as you grind onto his tongue and sinful mouth, cock straining against his pants as your loud moans fills the room.
yes - if it’s for you, he doesn’t mind being used like this.
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thoma’s service kink is thriving whenever you ask him to pleasure you in bed, but he’s always wondered why you never asked him this in particular. so when he sees the opportunity to try it out, he jumps at it, excitedly laying back and instructing you to move your straddling up towards his face.
he reassures you with his words and gentle squeezes of his hands on your waist as you descend upon him like an angel from the heavens. as soon as your heady scent hits him, he's eagerly pulling you close, intent to worship you like the deity you are.
it’s a slow and languid grind, gentle massages and slow-building pleasure as thoma tries to find a pace you like and the spots that makes you moan the loudest. the mix of his saliva and your juices are drenching the pillow and his hair, but he doesn't care. all he can focus on is your sweet taste on his tongue and the way you tighten as he tongue-fucks you from his place beneath you.
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eddycurrents · 5 years
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For the week of 3 June 2019
Quick Bits:
Batman #72 essentially gives a bit of recontextualization for what has been going on during the series, giving a summation of events, in this third part of “The Fall and the Fallen” from Tom King, Mikel Janín, Jorge Fornés, Jordie Bellaire, and Clayton Cowles. It’s all right, with some glorious artwork as always, but it kind of feels like we’re treading water here.
| Published by DC Comics
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Bettie Page: Unbound #1 builds on what’s come before and the magic of her unicursal hexagram pendant, but you needn’t have read anything previously as this first issue does a good job of weaving in the relevant information to inform this adventure. I quite like what David Avallone, Julius Ohta, Ellie Wright, Sheelagh D, and Taylor Esposito have been doing long term with Bettie Page and this is another fun start to the next chapter, blending Lovecraftian horror with a jaunt through pastiches of Dynamite’s current properties.
| Published by Dynamite
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Birthright #36 returns from the trade break with the start of the next stage in dealing with the weakening walls between realms and what terrible things may happen as magic keeps building up on the threshold of our world. The artwork from Andrei Bressan and Adriano Lucas remains absolutely stellar as they, Joshua Williamson, and Pat Brosseau continue one of the best fantasy adventure series that strangely keeps flying under the radar.
| Published by Image / Skybound
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Black Cat #1 is a highly entertaining debut, leaning hard into history and heists, with three tales spotlighting the Black Cat and the Black Fox. Jed MacKay pens two of the tales, one in the present illustrated by Travel Foreman, one in the past by Mike Dowling, both coloured and lettered respectively by Brian Reber and Ferran Delgado, that play stylistically off one another as they build up the respective crews and show them in action. There’s also a very cute two-page heist with cats by Nao Fuji.
| Published by Marvel
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer #5 begins a long dark night for Xander’s soul as he’s struggling with overcoming the demon trying to take control as a vampire. Great bits building what he means to Buffy and Willow. David López takes over line art duties here, and it’s definitely a change, darker and scratchier than what’s come before, but it suits the raw emotion of the story.
| Published by BOOM! Studios
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Captain Marvel #6 begins a tie-in to War of the Realms with Carol and Natasha trying to find Doctor Strange in South America. It’s a fun start to this story from Kelly Thompson, Annapaola Martello, Tamra Bonvillain, and Clayton Cowles with a Freaky Friday twist as they try to stop Enchantress.
| Published by Marvel
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Criminal #5 begins “Cruel Summer”, which Ed Brubaker promises to possibly be the longest arc yet, kicking off an investigation into a woman running from an abusive affair. Brubaker, Sean Phillips, and Jacob Phillips give us an intriguing start to this arc through a sad sack private investigator in Dan Farraday 
| Published by Image
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DCeased #2 continues the destruction of the DC Universe through a “not zombie” zombie plague. Tom Taylor, Trevor Hairsine, Stefano Gaudiano, Rain Beredo, and Saida Temofonte are telling a great horror story here, with some big casualties wiped off the board pretty quickly.
| Published by DC Comics
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Deadpool #13 is another War of the Realms tie-in, dropping Deadpool into Australia to tackle Ulik and his trolls. It’s a decent start from Skottie Young, Nic Klein, and Jeff Eckleberry with some funny Wade/Blind Al moments and Wade trying to convince the Australian heroes of his worth as an Avenger.
| Published by Marvel
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Deathstroke #44 is part one of “RIP”, with Priest, Fernando Pasarin, Ryan Winn, Jeromy Cox, and Willie Schubert kicking it off with Slade’s funeral. Some interesting bits of possibility as to who might pick up the Deathstroke mantle.
| Published by DC Comics
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Descendent #2 continues this conspiracy-laden thriller from Stephanie Phillips, Evgeniy Bornyakov, Lauren Affe, and Troy Peteri. This one’s a bit heavy on the shadowy organization being shadowy and light on explanation, but there are still some entertaining character moments.
| Published by AfterShock
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Eclipse #16 brings this series from Zack Kaplan, Giovanni Timpano, Flavio Dispenza, and Troy Peteri to a close. I find it kind of funny that the reason for the solar activity and underlying state of the world aren’t answered, but that’s been part of the through line of this final arc, focusing more on the characters and the heart that keeps people going.
| Published by Image / Top Cow
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Fallen World #2 continues this wonderful exploration of the new state of 4002 AD by Dan Abnett, Adam Pollina, Ulises Arreola, and Jeff Powell. The threat of Father-possessed Bloodshot in horrifying and the future is looking pretty bleak. Also, I think this is some of the best artwork I have ever seen from Adam Pollina. He’s really giving it his all for this series and it shines through on the page.
| Published by Valiant
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Giant Days #51 deals with the fallout of McGraw’s loss as we head towards the end of the series. The shift in behaviour for Esther to more responsibility and adult attitudes also seems to be a sign that John Allison is giving us that the end is near.
| Published by Boom Entertainment / BOOM! Box
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The Green Lantern #8 is one of the weirdest Green Lantern/Green Arrow team-ups you’re going to come across. With awesome demons from Liam Sharp.
| Published by DC Comics
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Guardians of the Galaxy Annual #1 gives us a trio of tales and a framing story, focusing on the other heroes who were sucked into oblivion in the first issue, and where some of them have ended up now. Great work from all of the creators involved and hope to see them usher more stories of the characters.
| Published by Marvel
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Incredible Hulk: Last Call #1 is another of the 80th Anniversary specials, this time reuniting the classic Hulk team of Peter David and Dale Keown for this one-shot. It’s an interesting tale of Bruce wanting to kill himself and an old co-worker of Betty’s trying to talk him out of it.
| Published by Marvel
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Justice League #25 concludes “The Sixth Dimension” from Scott Snyder, Jorge Jimenez, Alejandro Sánchez, and Tom Napolitano. Gorgeous art as always, and an interesting bit of the League being more than the sum of their parts to choose a different way. There’s also a prelude for the “Year of the Villain” even from James Tynion IV, Javier Fernandez, Hi-Fi, and Napolitano and it’s a little grim. While they were gone, the world has been doomed.
| Published by DC Comics
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Meet the Skrulls #5 brings this excellent series to a close, with hints of something even bigger than a Skrull invasion lurking within the Marvel Universe. Robbie Thompson, Niko Henrichon, Laurent Grossat, and Travis Lanham have provided a taut thriller through this series, but also shown that the tightest bonds in the field are really with your family.
| Published by Marvel
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Savage Avengers #2 continues slowly bringing together the team in the Savage Land, along with revealing the long time Conan villain pulling the strings. It’s bloody, violent, and great. Mike Deodato Jr. and Frank Martin are making this look gorgeous.
| Published by Marvel
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Stronghold #4 goes in some very interesting directions as Michael and Claire escape from the Stronghold’s clutches and go searching for the Apostate. Some absolutely marvellous artwork from Ryan Kelly and Dee Cunniffe, with some great repeated variations on layouts as Michael cycles through different lifetimes.
| Published by AfterShock
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Uncanny X-Men #19 catches us up with what’s been going on with Emma Frost since her X-Men: Black story across Astonishing X-Men and the beginning of this series, and, well, it’s also bleak. And there’s more death. Also a reminder that the Vanisher’s name is Telford Porter. TELFORD PORTER.
| Published by Marvel
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War of the Realms #5 is kind of a mess of pieces, I don’t recommend anyone trying to reconcile appearances and locations in this book with any of the tie-ins, but on its own, it’s one hell of a gathering storm for the finale. Russell Dauterman and Matthew Wilson are unparalleled here with the artwork. It’s drop dead gorgeous.
| Published by Marvel
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Witchblade #14 slips back to the present to deal with what happens after Alex and co. get ported off to the future. I love how Caitlin Kittredge, Roberta Ingranata, Bryan Valenza, and Troy Peteri are presenting this, rather than just leaving us confused in the future.
| Published by Image / Top Cow
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Young Justice #6 concludes “Seven Crises” with some answers, kind of, but not any particularly satisfying ones, more just a bunch of hand waving. Which is not to say this isn’t good, Brian Michael Bendis, John Timms, Gabe Eltaeb, and Wes Abbott deliver a very entertaining excursion into Gemworld, with some funny moments and great action. It’s just that the questions about how and why any of this is happening or who these versions of the characters are and out of which continuity remain.
| Published by DC Comics / Wonder Comics
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Other Highlights: Age of X-Man: Prisoner X #4, Batman/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III #2, Beasts of Burden: Presence of Others #2, Black Hammer ‘45 #4, Dead Man Logan #8, Domino: Hotshots #4, The Dreaming #10, Elvira: The Shape of Elvira #3, Female Furies #5, Hashtag Danger #2, Hotel Dare, Jim Henson’s Beneath the Dark Crystal #10, Jughead: The Hunger vs. Vampironica #2, Marvel Action: Avengers #5, Marvel Team-Up #3, Noble #18, Old Man Quill #6, Paper Girls #29, Red Sonja #5, Ronin Island #4, Section Zero #3, Shadow Roads #8, Sharkey: The Bounty Hunter #4, Six Million Dollar Man #4, Spider-Gwen: Ghost Spider #9, Star Wars: Age of Rebellion - Luke Skywalker #1, Star Wars Adventures #22, Thumbs #1, Tony Stark: Iron Man #12, Vampirella: Roses for the Dead #4, Volition #6, War of the Realms: Journey into Mystery #4, War of the Realms: New Agents of Atlas #3
Recommended Collections: Avengers - Volume 3: War of the Vampires, Captain Ginger - Volume 1, Cemetery Beach, Cloak & Dagger: Agony & Ecstasy, Die - Volume 1: Fantasy Heartbreaker, The Dreaming - Volume 1: Pathways & Emanations, Hack/Slash Omnibus - Volume 6, Impossible Incorporated, Maxwell’s Demons - Volume 1, Mind MGMT Omnibus - Volume 2, Mirror: The Nest, Solo: A Star Wars Story, Star Wars Adventures: Destroyer Down, The Thrilling Adventure Hour - Volume 2: Residence Evil
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d. emerson eddy is all thumbs.
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