Nohebi Headcanons:
Kuguri is the most popular with the girls but hates it so much
He is dating Shibayama and only Mika knows about it
He keeps getting the ‘as your upperclassman’ lectures but hasn’t used any of their advice and would like them to stop
Takachiho isn’t against the Nekoma rivalry, he finds is funny mostly
He encourages Daishou’s and Kuroo’s fights
Akama is good friends with Shibayama since they went to the same junior high but he can’t approach him with Yaku around
He is very afraid
Shibayama only told him about Kuguri and his relationship, very supportive
He helped start the Libero GC and has since gained a respect for Shibayama and his ability to put up with everything
Sakishima has also approached Shibayama with Akama once but tried to look intimidating the whole time as a joke
It worked to well and now Shibayama is very afraid, until Takachiho tripped him
He loves the rivalry
Hiroo is a more devious and bit louder version of Kuguri
He adores the rivalry, it entertains him to no end
Seguro has anger issues and needs counseling
There was an intervention
Numai cannot give two shits about the rivalry and finds it dumb
But he will encourage Diashou
He suspects Kuguri’s seeing someone but couldn’t care who
Oomizu is an old man trapped in a young dudes body
He is very concerned for the mental stability of his team and the team will invite him to game nights
He will host them as well
The entire team adores his daughter and have been called big brother by her
Kuguri smiled at her once and everyone died
Mika has a black book full of black mail on the team
Even Coach Omizu isn’t safe
Everyone tried to get Kuguri riled up but ended up getting utterly destroyed in the process
It ended on a game night when Akama admitting he knew how to get Kuguri to punch someone
No one believed him
Akama sat next to Kuguri on the floor. He pulled out his wallet and some bills.
“How often are you annoyed?” Akama asked
Kuguri didnt respond until Akama out a bill in front of him.
“Often.”
“Has this bottled up emotion become anger?” He placed another bill.
Kuguri put away his phone. “Yes.”
“Would you like to hit someone?”
Kurugi nodded. Akama set the final bill in front of him.
“Hit them.”
Everyone froze and watched Kuguri.
Kuguri sprang up and punched Numai in the face. He quickly sat down and sighed. Akama rubbed his back, “better?”
Kuguri nodded as he put away the money.
Numai wasnt amused.
Turns out, trying to excite Kuguri didn the opposite and totally pushed him off
It also turns out, Kuguri is incredible strong and left a bruise on Numai’s face
Kuguri never apologized
Mika is the only other one because she figured out what gets him visible annoyed
It’s movie/show adaptations of books
Bring up Rings of Power on Amazon and he will give a four hour lecture on how shit it is (this is mg sister about this show)
For some reason, waking them up is incredibly difficult
They wake up o their own just fine but weekends are for sleeping in and any attempts to ruin that will end in voilence
Their attitude is “wake me up and I’ll cut off your fingers then hand then arm at the elbow and so on til you die.”
They will do it and act like they already have
This includes Mika and they have definite gotten this attitude from Oomizu, who lets them sleep when they have the time or are just doing regular practice
Omizu used to do this, will sometimes do it (not to his family) and his children do it, it doesn’t scare him though
Kuguri’s parents own a reptile shop. Nohebi all go over and help all the time, they all enjoy helping them out
There is one snake that hates everyone except Omizu, its amazing
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🐍Being Nohebi's Manager🐍
Daishou's Little Sister
(Reverse Harem)
Nohebi x Daishou YN (fem! reader)
Warnings: Swearing
A/N: This is a request from 🦢 anon! Honestly, I'm excited for alot of requests but this is DEFINITELY one! First time writing a full set for Nohebi and our snake bbys deserve it 🥺
I'm slowly getting back into posting 🥰
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*sigh*
A big LONG exasperated *SIGH*
Once again I'm just out here, making dreams come true for our Queen Yn
It's hard being a fairy godmother 😫
But alas someone must do it and the best person for the job??
Me 🥰💅🏼
Let me toot my own horn ok 😅
So anyways, let's get too it!
Everyone on Nohebi knew Daishou had a baby sister
He rarely talked about you, except to say how annoying you were 🙄
Typical sibling stuff
So let's just say, it was a pretty big shock to the entire team when you showed up looking for your brother
Daishou had wanted to find a manager for his third year but no candidates had come about
Mika wasn't an option
Remember she thought Volleyball wasn't cool or whatever 🙃
The other third years had joked about Daishou asking his elusive "sister" to be the manager
It often went something like this 👇🏻
"Suguru just ask your sister to be the manager. I mean she deals with your dumbass all the time"- Takachiho said
Daishou 👉🏻 😐 absolutely not
"It's probably because she doesn't exist"- Sakishima joked
"Oh she's very much real and very much the bain of my existence"- Daishou 😒
"It's just weird that we've never seen her before. What are you afraid we'll corrupt her?"- Numai 😆
"Very much the opposite actually"- Daishou said setting up the net
Meanwhile, Kuguri and Seguro are grabbing the volleyballs when the door opens
Kuguri stops and Seguro looks at him, then looking at the door
Literally them 👉🏻😲😲
"Holy crap, it's that super hot first year from my science class"- Kuguri says
"Dang! Who the heck is she??"- Seguro
"Her name is Yn. She's in my literature class. She's freaking gorgeous, smart and funny!"- Akama says coming up besides them
Numai, Takachiho, Hiroo and Sakishima all look over towards the door
There stands the most gorgeous girl they have seen in their entire lives 😍
These boys are standing there like 🥵🥵🥵
"Damn who is that hotty?"- Hiroo asks
"I've seen her around, I think she's a first year"- Sakishima adds
"Lucky bastards"- Numai
Just as you look around, you smile at the boys who instantly cease to exist 💀
Then it happens
"YN what the hell are you doing here??"- Daishou shouts
You just glare 😑
"Shut it Suguru! I came to give you your stupid jacket since you let it at home and mom had to work late"- You, shouting back at Daishou
Suddenly Mika comes in and screams
"YN OMG HI LOVELY"- she says as you hug her
Daishou just rolls his eyes 🙄 and goes to grab his jacket
Now the peanut gallery is super confused 🤨
What the heck is happening here??
"Ahh Suguru... umm who is this?"- Hiroo
"She's nobody"- Suguru says walking away from you
"Suguru be nice to YN"- Mika yells
"Yeah be nice to your sister Suguru"- You 😜
Hold up 🤚🏻
"You're..."- Takachiho
"SISTER"- Sakishima, Kuguri, Seguro, Akama, Numai, and Hiroo shout
You giggle as you look at all of their shocked faces
Please Yn do less 😒
"Unfortunately yes"- Daishou says walking further away from him
You skip after him, on your way to make good on your baby sister pest status
"Ahhh Suguru you didn't tell me you had such handsome boys on your team"- you say smiling
Really YN... please do less ✋🏻
The boys 👉🏻😳😲
"YN leave now before I tell mom about you sneaking out last weekend"- Daishou
"Go ahead big brother, I'll just tell mom about how you snuck Mika in the house when they were out of town"- you, again being the baby
"YN I swear to god-"
"Bring it"- you say approaching your brother
"Ok killer chill out"- Numai says getting in between you and Suguru
"Hey your that super tall ace all the girls talk about! Man they are so right! You are cute!"- you 😍
Numai 👉🏻 uhh well ☺️
Please the rest of the team is FUMING at Numai right now 😅
"YN knock it off-"
"Hey do you guys need a manager???"- you say suddenly
Before Daishou can even form the word, the boys all scream
"YES!"- The entire team
Daishou 👉🏻🤨😐🙄
The team 👉🏻😍😍😍
Mika 👉🏻😬
"Yay!! Omg can I be your manager?? Please! I need a club!"- you say, jumping up and down
"Absolutely not"- Daishou
"Suguru please"- you 🥺🥺🥺
"YN no! Go manage the basketball team or something"- Suguru says glaring at you
"Don't you think this should be a team vote?"- Sakishima says
Daishou 👉🏻 really 😐
"Yeah I say we all vote"- Hiroo
Your eyes sparkle as you clap your hands together
These boys are already whipped YN you don't need to put so much effort in 🙄
"Ok all those opposed to YN being our manager"- Akama says
Daishou's hand shoots up
He looks around
Zero support from the crowd, literal crickets 🦗🦗
"All those in favor..."- Akama says
Please he doesn't even finish the sentence before these boys hands are higher than the clouds 🤣
Daishou 👉🏻🤦♂️ don't say I didn't warn you guys
You smile and run to hug them all
Please you literally jump into Kuguri's arms
Kuguri 👉🏻😰
Please you broke the poor boy YN
You move your way down the line as you hug each one
"I'm so excited to work with all of you"- you shout as you wave and run towards Mika who is waiting
When you leave, all hell breaks loose
"YOU SON OF A BITCH"- Takachiho shouts, glaring at Daishou
"You seriously hid THAT from us!"- Sakishima joins in
"She is literally the hottest girl I've ever seen in my entire life"- Seguro adds
"Probably the hottest girl we will ever see"- Kuguri adds
Daishou just stands there 🧍♂️ 😐
"Well now we have the hottest manager in the entire prefecture"- Akama says high fiving Hiroo
"More like the hottest manager in freaking Japan!"- Numai adds
Daishou 👉🏻 you guys realize that'd my sister right 🤨
"Dude you are just lucky YN will end up with me"- Takachiho says
The world stops ✋🏻
The boys heads snap to him
"You mean, with me?"- Sakishima interjects
Daishou 👉🏻 😐
"You guys know I'm the ace right? You remember she said I was cute right?"- Numai
"That's because your big head was blocking her view of the rest of us"- Hiroo
Daishou just rolls his eyes and walks away from the team
Please they asked for this 😅
You start your job as manager and boy is it exciting
Thankfully you are actually a decent manager...
The boys thrive under your praise YN 👏🏻
"Kuguri that was an amazing kill!"- you scream as you jump up and down clapping on the side line
Kuguri blushes while the team looks like they are about to commit homicide 🙃
"Sakishima that set was perfect!! And Hiroo, your blocks are so on point!"- you scream
YN you're doing it again...
"Akama I can't believe you dug that ball up!"
Seguro that serve was so good and Takachiho that line shot was gorgeous!"
Yn... chill...
You hand the boys their water bottles and run to get the towels
"God I feel like I'm practicing so much better with YN here"- Numai
"She's amazing"- Takachiho
"Honestly, how did we do without a manager for so long?"- Seguro
Daishou stands apart from the team, observing your interactions
"Guys I'm so excited for this tournament!! There's going to be so many schools there!"- you say excitedly
The boys all nodd at you before it suddenly smacks them in the fact
So many schools...
That means....
So... many... BOYS
Ope 😶
You giggle with excitement as you go to start collecting the volleyballs
The boys all stop and stare at you as you skip around the gym
"Hiroo your walking me home tonight right?"- You say
Hiroo just nodds as you kiss his cheek and skip away to keep about your tasks
Please these boys are just standing there, water bottles halfway to their mouths, like "shit 😐"
How could they have forgotten about the TOURNAMENT
Daishou walks up to them and smirks 😏
"Something wrong guys"- Daishou 🙃🙃🙃
Kuguri looks at Daishou, then to you as you go about your tasks
"We gotta protect our girl"- Numai says
"Agreed"- Sakishima says
After your done cleaning up, you change into your uniform and meet the boys by the gym
"Hey YN so we were thinking.."- Akama says
"Maybe you shouldn't come to the tournament with us..."- Takachiho
Your eyes start to water 🥺
"You- you guys don't want me there??"- you 😢
The boys eyes widen
"Please YN don't cry"- Sakishima says
"Am I- am I not doing a good job??"- you 🥺🥺🥺
"Sweetheart no you are doing perfect!"- Numai says hugging you
He looks over at the other guys who are now all unsure what to do
Daishou walks behind and smirks at them again 😏
Mans knows exactly what's happening here
"Yn we just want to make sure your safe"- Hiroo
"But you guys will be there and you can protect me right"- you say, peeking out from Numai's chest 🥺
Please YN you really do the most 🤚🏻
"YN we definitely want you there!"- Akama
"I think YN should be there as our manager"- Daishou interrupts
These boys just look at him like 😐 really-
"YN is a valuable part of our team now and she's earned a spot on our bench"- Daishou says, again smirking 😏
"Suguru 🥺"- you say running to hug your brother
They are all just standing there like 👇🏻 "really Suguru 😐"
Daishou pays them no mind tho 💅🏼
Unbothered king
So instead of making you cry again, they all just agree to guard you with their lives 🤣
Literally they are so stressed come tournament time 😅
You notice your poor bbys seem on edge
Hiroo is just standing there, in his own world and you walk up hugging him 🫂
He hugs you back and kisses the top of your head
"You look stressed"- you snuggling into him
Please he's a comfy tree YN give him love
"I'm ok love, just nervous"- he says hugging you tightly
You look to see the other boys just as nervous
YN to the rescue 🦸🏻♀️
You hug and kiss all the boys cheeks
You head to the gym to warm up, the boys getting ready to start spiking drills
"Ohh YN??? Could you go fill these up? I forgot to ask you earlier"- Daishou, knowing full well he did not forget
"Oh sure! I'll be right back"- you say grabbing the crate and running off
Daishou 👇🏻 freaking smirky snake boi
While in the hallway, you stumble into someone on accident
"Oh my! I'm so very sorry!"- you say, looking up to see a very tall, darker haired man
He looks... almost... Rooster like 😏
"Well hello there"- Rooster man says smiling at you
"Kuroo stop being weird"- a shorter guy in a red Nekoma jacket says
"I'm not being weird! I was just saying hello!"- the tall man yelled
"Oh im so very sorry! I was just apologizing for running into your teammate"- you say grining wide
The boys both look at you with heart eyes 😻
"Hey will you two stay with the group?"- another boy says, as he joined by several more guys in red jackets
They all look at you at you as you stand there smiling 😁
✨️back in the gym ✨️
Takachiho looks around and then hits Sakishima in the arm
"Hey man-"
"Where's YN?"- Takachiho says panicking
Numai, Hiroo, Akama, Kuguri, and Seguro all look around
"Suguru where is YN?"- Numai shouts
Daishou just shrugs 🤷♂️ and walks away
Freaking snake 🐍
The boys BARREL out into the hallway, looking everywhere until they see you
Standing next to NEKOMA
Oof 😬
Sakishima, Hiroo and Numai charge as Takachiho grabs you and pulls you behind him
"Yoshiya what-" you confused
"You pussy cats better not have touched our YN"- Numai growls
"As if they could even, our YN is too perfect for the likes of them"- Sakishima adds, arms crossed and glaring
"Hey- we were just talking with her"- Kuroo says, hands up and smirking 😏
He's just as sneaky as Daishou!
"Save it Kuroo"- Hiroo spits as he grabs your hand and hauls you towards the gym doors
Kuguri and Serugo fawn over you when you get back
"YN what happened-"
"Those bastard cats were talking to her"- Akama yelled
"Excuse me??"- Seguro says 😃
"Really guys, I'm ok"- you say smiling at your overprotective bois
They all look at you and boy are they PISSED
This calls for a good ole YN intervention
Hugs and kisses YN, needed STAT
The boys instantly calm as you make your way around the team
"Besides Suguru asked me to fill up the waterbottles before the match"- you say, smiling and turning away to set up the bench
The guys all look at each other, then to Daishou 😐😑
Daishou 👉🏻👀😗 🎶 what??
Please 🤚🏻 if you don't think this man is going to take advantage of his teammates crushing on his baby sister
Do you really know the snakes at all 🙃
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