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popculturebuffet · 4 years

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Reviewcaps: Amphibia: Swamp and Sensibility / Wax Museum

This week Anne tries to treat life like a ABCFamily Original Movie with predictable results while Kermit the frog cameos and the rest of the family wonder into a few possible Jordan Peele Movies. Then Anne stumbles into a Gravity Falls Homage and Frog Stan nearly murders her because that’s our boy. That’s our boy right there. Be warb under the cut.

Wooo hoo! While this one’s a little wait both due to work on another review for a certain episode, this was a decent episode to cap off our long road trip. We’re now one week away from Marcy debuting and also Keith motherfucking David.

I have no idea what enlisted is or what the hell is going on here but it’s keith david casually laying on a bicyle in full uniform. How could I not?

Before we get to this week here’s last week’s recap, as tumblr ate it for reasons.. as you can also see if you click on my blog I tided up my subpages, so amphibia reviews can now be found in the general disney section along with ducktales and star vs. Now that’s out of the way our last episodes before marcy and keith, i’m a day behind, let’s a go.

Swamp and Sensiblility

I”m also going to try going a bit looser.. still recapping what happens but not beat for beat as it’s gotten tiring and I sometimes strain for jokes especially when tired. So this week The Plantars find themselves stranded in Ribbiton, the most expensive city in amphibia after betsy breaks her reigns and, not having any other options are forced to stay with Hop Pop trying to keep the kids from getting distracted by the luxury. Thankfully they find an old friend: It’s One Eyed Wally!

Actually got an outside gif to work! Also hooray! But I did really like wally after his spotlight episode last season and his insane plan with the explosives that wound up paying off.. that’s some Wolverine level thinking.. no really he once cut the wires open in a sewer during a rainstorm so when the water inevitibly hit them it’d cause a blackout and hopefully help the x-men when it did if things had gone sideways.. which by the time it did, it did and they had. So good on you guys. Anyways turns out Wally’s a rich boy but he’s gone too far because he know it don’t matter anyway.. and has been hiding his true self from his family, so the plantars showing up really dosen’t help. Thankfully he’s able tos top them from talking or correcting his father assuming their the help and our family takes lord rich asshole up on his offer to stay the night at their mansion, which in what I assume is a nod to gravity falls has peacocks on the lawn, though this being Amphibia their giant and deadly and you shouldn’t look right at them.

Once in their fancy guest room, Anne wonders...

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Wally explains, as I did he’s hiding himself. Anne sees parallels with a movie she was watching at the start of the episode from point to pop and lock which looks like my own personal hell.. aka an abc family original movie back before it became freeform, which is a more fitting name for what the network horrifcally mutated into over time so fair enough. It’s better than say keeping the names MTV or TLC long after either of those acronyms is at all accurate.. and at least with MTV they have almost 40 years of brand recognition to justify it with. But yeah it’s about a ballerina who wants to hip hop dance, you’ve seen the story a million time.. and a plot repeated here about a kid wanting to live their dreams but worrying their family won’t accept them or knowing they won’t, with wally, while not carrying for the money, not wanting to loose his family or his beloved bug... which reminds me of that Pokemon episode with James and his growlithe only without a carbon copy of jesse trying to use bdsm to make james obey which is not how that works Jessebelle. That’s not how any of that works. What.. what even was that episode.. I mean somehow it was really good and makes me question why Jesse and James never hooked up but still, what WAS that.

Anyways, while Anne decides to interfere, the Plantars get a great montage of wondering into various creepy shit with toad saunas, rich people smashing things, and one frog in a peacock outfit among actual peacocks.. just.. yeah.. real Jordan Peele/Blumhouse “Rich white people are fucking terrifying” shit.. which is accurate. Thankfully instead of getting trapped in their own bodies or forced to star in the boy, our heroes make it back to Anne. At dinner Anne outs wally as a frigging weirdo with predictable results. Yeah the one flaw I can find with this episode is it’s REALLY predictable up to this point: Anne watches a movie, is obviously going to encounter someone with similar problems, then tries using that movie as real life, it fails but then somehow workso ut in the end or dosen’t but the person is happy anyway. What does spice it up though is the final act, as Wally decides fuck it , he’s going to take control of his own life and issues a family challenge against his dad to do so, something Anne, and me honeslty, had forgotten about from last season as that was 30 years ago and one of the less memorable episodes. Still nice bit of continuity. But with wally lacking a mount because his dad’s a prick, Anne pitches in to fix her screw up and we get a decently shot sequence, and amontage, as Anne and Wally play rich polo against wally’s dad. Oh and of course the more notable part of this, Kermit the Frog here, if sadly the minty fresh matt vogel one instead of the sadly fired Steve Whitmire.. still not over that but oddly Vogel does a better job here than on muppets now as I genuinely could not tell it was him so it works. But yeah, it’s not Vogel doing a voice but Kermit DOING voicework for amphibia, because Muppets get wonderfully meta and Disney wanted to keep this gimmick going. yes going, as last year Fozzy did voice acting for Big City Greens... I fucking love this and hope disney keeps doing it for all their shows. Do Owl House next.

Anywho Kermit commentates and it’s okay, they don’t do much with him but the sheer novelty of Kermit playing a thinly veiled copy of himself that still looks like a muppet still kinda works. Anyways wally ends up winning via hair accordion (”How long has that been in there?” “At least a full season”) and his dad dosen’t want Wally to leave the family.. which neither does he, he just wants to be accepted, his father accepts him, reveals he also likes music, happy end. Final Thoughts: As you can tell I kinda breezed through this one but unlike other just okay episodes lately i’ts not half bad and while using a stock plot, it does use it cleverly, and to help flesh out a character we like.. it’s still very by thenumbers but the neat setting of the rich people mansion, the plantars journey through it’s creepy bowels and kermit the frog cameoing all really help boost what otherwise would’ve just be “the episdoe before the gravity falls homage” it still was but it was enjoyable enough. It’s just in a day where disney said gay rights and i’ts sister episode is again an homage to one of Disney’s greatst shows in it’s storied animated television history, it’s also easy to forget. If nothing else it was nice to have Wally back. I do think that helped. As you can probably also tell these road episodes have been wearing on me.. while their not BAD, and some are infact quite excellent, a few like this one, quarallers pass, and the acting and western episodes, are just.. eh. The character flaws they bring up are only one episode and they don’t really felsh out the charcters enough. Even here while it’s nice to get more dimension to wally i’ts not really by much. They just feel fairly stock in a show that while using some stock plots usually can do so creatively. I think that’s the core problem: it’s not that these are TERRIBLE it’s just I expect better form the show in a typical episode, and from the interesting setups the road brings, especially since it DOES deliver on them in other episodes and i’m kinda glad this stretch is finished next week. That being said it does go out on one hell of a note..

Wax Museum So after weeks of anticipation, our road trip ends on an episode that was hyped up before the season even began.. a weird move given this is week 5 and i’d of saved the interviews for closer like Disney does with ducktales, but regardless, this one was worth the wait. First my quick, since I tend to go overboard on my thoughts on shows, thoughts on Gravity Falls: It’s fucking excellent. I stand by calling it one of disney channels best shows and while certaint hings could’ve used more time, like Dipcifica seriously I have no idea why tease that and then do nothing with it when they still had plenty of time left int he series even with Ford. But yeah a few minor quibbles aside the series was really good, left us wanting more which after seeing other shows sputter into flames at the end, hello Star Vs, I can live with. So yeah I was hyped for this one, especially since Amphibia creator Matt Braley not only worked on Gravity Falls but got Gravity Falls creator Alex Hirsch’s blessing.. and of course, Alex being a peach of a guy, just yesterday he proudly cooed over the fact Dana Terrance actually got Disney to have a bisexual lead character after he struggled to get anything remotley LBGTQ into gravity falls. He’s a good guy. And a weirdo but he’s my kind of weirdo. But being so nice, he naturally agreed to return as stan expy the curator and frog soos. While that is all we get, I do get not wanting to shohorn 80 refrences to the show in or get a ton of voice actors to come back for a cameo, nor try and include the twins due to the plot of this episode really not working with them around, thougH I WOULD have appricated frog mcgucket, but eh, you can’t get everything you want. Said plot is again simple but really intresting: The Plantars stop in a small town and are dead broke, but Anne casually taking off her hood and being reminded she’s seen as a freak ends up as a lucrative buisness opprotunity as naturally small town yokels are fine with gawking. So with the plantars now having actual money to see the sighs Anne settles on the curosity hut, our mystery shack for the evening. The rest of the plantars, especially Polly who sees some eyes move, are utterly unverved byt he place and by it’s owner, the curator, our stan pines.. or stan ponds if you will. I mean if the series has a chuck and other normal names here an there, including Polly, then it’s not a stretch to say his first name stayed the same. Anyways, Stan shows the family around, including Air Mantis, because hell yes and some gnomes and other callbacks to gravity falls.. but I like how theirs only a handful to gravity falls monsters. There’s plenty of refrences but the episode wisely goes more for the FEEL of Gravity Falls: The creepy setting, weirder monsters (even if amphibia dosen’t shy away from weird , last episode had sheep bugs and all), and spooky vibe from the curosity hut all feel like the tone Gravity Falls went for, which is similar enough to amphibia the two mesh well. Plus the curator is basically a SLIGHTLY more evil stan pines... SLIGHTLY., and Braly naturally having worked on the show nails the character in writing while Hirsch steps back into the roll like it was just yesterday. It feels like a love letter to what the show was rather than just “hey remember this cool thing from it”, with still plenty of nice nods here and there.

Anyways back to the actual plot, the rest of the Plantars decides to leave because this place gives them the creeps as does Stan, but once htey leave Anne finds something: A skipman! Which is a great name for a portable cd player.. seriously I had one of those early in high school, the skipping really was constant hell. If anyone ever complains about mp3s, smack em. I do not miss that era. Have a bit of nostalgia for it sure, but I do not actually MISS it.

Anyways, yeah this is a big deal and it’s nice that even in the homage to it’s parent show, we get a rather big plot point: something else came from Earth and given Anne dosen’t recognize it as Marcies, though It still could be but I highly doubt it, it didn’t come with the three of them, meaning there were humans BEFORE.. possibly centuries in amphibia time given what we’ve seen so far. After all a great calamity had happened, it somehow invovles the box that brought anne here... no one says time travel can’t be involved. And it’ll raise even more in a minute. But first Stan offers a million coppers for it. not being made of money Anne instead bargins on her weirdness: One day of performance in exchange for the discman. Sounds good Stan. He certainly doesn’t have any evil plans. Wink... he’s telling you he’s winking because one eye’s under an eyepatch. Naturally Stan has less than good intetions and ominously plots to frog soos.. which I absolutley love how they just call him frog soos, who postulates on multiverse theroy because he’s apparently been licking himself agian. Oh that soos... I always knew he was on something. Also while he dosen’t get a high from it I don’t doubt human soos also licks himself for unrelated reasons.

Anyways the rest of the family are skpetical of Anne meeting stan at night.. which is fair. I wouldn’t want my nieces or nephews, and one of the nephews is around anne’s age, around stan alone for any length of time. I mean he’s fine with his own family but I know i’d find them in a child size armadillo suit having been fed questionable canned meats after having to dance for gawking yokels. Plus stan has resting “Call the police fan” so HOp Pop wants to just discuss it in the morning first before remotley trusting this guy. But anne impulsively decides to just sneak out when their asleep. More on that in a bit. Naturally trusting the strange man she just met who presumibly traffics ladypugs in this reality and constnatly looks like he wants your wallet goes poorly as Stan traps Anne and plans to incase her in wax like the other exibits. The plantars realize anne is missing and rush in with Polly trying to face her fear and ending up freeing ah orrifying monster “This is way worse’ indeed. Meanwhile Stan is annoying anne who’s praying for the wax to get her in one of the best bits of the episode.. because of COURSE stan would talk inncoently to someone he’s kdinapped while eating canned beef. To me it’s another nice touch: While the caretaker IS more of a villian than stan, for obvious reasons, given he’s put a random person behind glass just for not buying things, dressed his own grandson up in a humilating wolf suit and had soos use a fucking boiler for his employee break room, it’s not a hgue stretch to say a pre-character development, i.e. pre dipper and mabel to convince him to be slightly better, Stan would kidnap a bunch of freaky wax creatures. It’s also why i’m okay Jason Ritter and Krystin Schall didn’t return. Their great and I woul’dve loved to have dipper and mabel back.. but the episode just dosen’t work with them in it even as a cameo, and they could easily show up in a followup later if they choose to bring this character back. Probably not but hey stranger things have happend. Stan does however reveal something important: He got the discman from newtopia.. where a bunch of OTHER artifacts are. Thankfully before that information becomes useless to Anne, Sprig and Hop Pop show up to the rescue and Stan fights them thinking their cops as he dosen’t want to go back to frog jail. And even once he finds out their not, he still wants a new attraction because this is stan and again, as good as he is by series end, or at least marginally better, I still wouldn’t put it past him to put sentient creatures in wax. This however backfires as once Polly frees the creature above sprig and hop pop free the rest, and the giant throng of monsters drags Stan off, with blood popping up.. though he assures us it’s just wax so he could show up again. Probably not. He also offers htem 10 perecent, and goes up to 11.5 but that’s as far as we go. Goodbye again stan. I’ll miss you buddy. Seriously I absolutley loved the character and even with a shifter copy it was really nice to have him back for an episode. The family carts Anne off and back at the campsight Anne bemoans not getting the skipman.. luckily Sprig grabbed it on their way out, because h’es a good friend, but Hop Pop and Pollly are annoyed at anne for once again recklesly endangering herself without considering them and forcing them to save her (As polly pefectly puts it I”m tired of facing my fears anne) And that’s why I saved that: this episode deconsturcts anne’s tendency to act before she reallyt hinks or consult anyone else and actually has the family confront her on it, though she does genuinely apologize so hopefully it’ll stick. But yeah now newtopia offers even more promise and anne offers hop pop an accidental laser to the eye vai the skipman to close out the episode. Final Thoughts: As you can probably tell If reaking loved this one. Instead of just apping gravity falls, as I pointed it out i more felt like a gravity falls episode in miniture, mixed with Amphibia to still feel like it belonged in amphibia, and with Stan back just slightly more evil. Slightly. Alex Hirsch was as always a massive delight and it was a treat to have him back, and it was a really damn good note to close the road trip out on after some middling episodes, toadcatcher excluded. Not much else to say, it was really damn good, easily the seasno’s second best after toadcatcher. Next Time: MARCY. KEITH DAVID. Ants? Good times. Until then you can find more disney reviews under the disney tab on my blog including the entire season of amphibia thus far and season 3 of ducktales thus far. Until we meet again, courage.

#amphibia #gravity falls #wax museum #swamp and sensiblity #anne boonchuy #reviews #recaps #disney channel #alex hirsch #matt braley #stan pines #soos #frog soos #the curator

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introvertguide · 5 years

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Hollywood’s Best Cameos

Back in the Golden Age of Hollywood, the biggest draw for an audience was the star power aka the fame of the lead actors/actresses. One thing that wasn’t done was to hide big names that took part in the films. A cameo was basically the last thing that was expected in a movie. Today, surprise cameos are much more popular, but I really think the popularity started back in 1950 with Sunset Boulevard. Here is a list of cameos that stole a scene and sometimes an entire movie for the best:

Sunset Boulevard (1950): The lead female character was a silent film actress out of her prime that was still blinded by the spotlight. She has many interesting bridge partners who were played as themselves by some of the biggest names in Old Hollywood. The cameos included directors Buster Keaton and Cecil B. Demille, the first model/actress Anna Q. Nilsson, descendant of one of the oldest acting families H.B. Warner, and infamous tabloid reporter Hedda Hopper.

All of Alfred Hitchcock’s movies: The master of suspense made a cameo in every single one of his movies, generally towards the beginning during the establishing shots. Seeing the new Hitchcock film turned into a strange game of “Where’s Waldo.”

Taxi Driver (1976): Robert De Niro plays a well meaning psychopath in Travis Bickle who has a lot of awkward conversation with his fares before getting involved with politics and an underage prostitute. Pretty crazy. During filming, an actor that was supposed to play a cab fare didn’t show up so the director stepped in and we have a nice cameo by Martin Scorcese.

Annie Hall (1977): Another one of the movies we have reviewed, Annie Hall has a cameo by renowned intellectual Marshall MacLuhan in a pre-internet/smart phone world. Back when there was no way to fact check somebody espousing hogwash on the street, there was often a wish for the source to show up and tell the offending person off. Just such a thing happens when Woody Allen is in line and some pseudo intellectual hipster is talking nonsense and so Woody actually brings in the source that the blowhard in line is claiming to understand. In steps MacLuhan who proceeds to tell the idiot in line that he has no idea what he is talking about and sounds like a complete moron. Very satisfying and a great cameo.

The Muppet Movie (1979): This is just a personal favorite, but Orson Welles makes a brief cameo as producer Lew Lord. He gives the Muppet gang their big break and I didn’t know who it was when I watched this a million times as a child. It wasn’t until I rewatched the movie as an adult that I recognized who it was and I had one of my extremely few OMG moments of my life.

Hook (1991): One of the oddest cameos, Glenn Close played a pirate that doubted Captain Hook and was sent to the dreaded “Boo Box.” She plays a great little character and I would never have known it was her had not it been specifically pointed out to me. Not a movie that holds up well but I still get a kick out of the gender bending cameo.

Happy Gilmore (1996): Not really a fan of Adam Sandler or his movies, but I remember really liking his drawn out fight with Bob Barker, host of “The Price is Right.” It is about 2 minutes of Barker and Sandler fist fighting and I felt a real satisfaction when Barker came out victorious. Excellent cameo in a terrible movie.

Saving Private Ryan (1998): I think the producers in this movie contacted just about every actor that could portray a soldier between 20 and 40 years of age. Amongst the mass of actors were Nathan Fillion, Paul Giamotti, Ted Danson, and Vin Diesel. This was beyond the major cast of Tom Hanks, Matt Damon, Barry Pepper, Tom Sizemore, Edward Burns, Adam Goldberg, and Giovanni Ribisi. Might be the best cast war movie of all time with all the surprising faces showing up and quickly disappearing.

Zoolander (2001): There is a bunch of cameos by great actors, musicians, and models throughout this film like Billy Zane, Lenny Kravitz, Naomi Campbell, and Fabio. There are, however, a couple of standouts. David Duchovny as an ugly faced hand model and the late great David Bowie as the surprise judge in a walk off competition. RIP David Bowie, even your smallest roles stole the show.

I could make a list of hundreds of films but I want to leave room for others if they want to add on. What was your favorite movie cameo and why?

#cameos #movies #question #lists #david bowie #happy gilmore #saving private ryan #zoolander #nathan fillion #alfred hitchcock #Buster Keaton #sunset boulevard #introvert #introverted

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misanthropecopy · 4 years

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Thoughts on/during MSBE

So this isn’t a review, per say, but rather me just pointing out some interesting tidbits, discoveries and comments I had from watching the movie.

Let’s start with the overall feel of the film. It definitely seems much more akin to Mary Shelley’s “Frankenstein”, than the English dub of the original movie ever was. Whereas in this one it is more apparent that Mewtwo is only lashing out his hate towards his circumstances at the world, rather than setting out to really conquer it. This of course made our angsty kangaroo much more sympathetic, in my eyes. That being said though, I think including his original prologue with Ambertwo, would have added MUCH more depth to his character. CAUSE THIS GENERATION NEEDS TO SUFFER LIKE I DID WHEN I SAW IT. //SHOT

Speaking of Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein it was this take on the movie that made me realize Ash seems to parallel Robert Walton, a “protagonist” in the book who recklessly goes out to be an explorer, seeking glory or adventure without seriously thinking things over first. Sound familiar?

Dragonite’s Muppet noises give me life. You can’t change my mind.

The fact that officer Jenny threatened to arrest those trainers going to New Island means they’re actions were screaming “F**K COPS”.

The rocket trio was cheesy as usual, and tried making the movie into a musical number. They failed. //SHOT

Brock was actually smart enough to recognize Nurse Joy BEFORE her hat came off, who knew he had some brain cells when infatuated? *SARCASM*

The animation was actually better than I anticipated. Mewtwo’s movements felt more alive and dare I say “natural”, the scenery was pretty breathtaking at some points and while the humans could be pretty jarring sometimes the Pokémon were often very visually pleasing to me at least.

Brock has been drinking his “respect woman” juice, because he called the girl trainer QUEEN. Also he referenced his infamous “jelly doughnuts” sakjhfjkshg.

Also the soundtrack? They really went hardcore on the organ, there. Probably to add to the spoopy Frankenstein vibe.

Speaking of Frankenstein’s monster again, I noticed that BOTH of my psychic kangaroos canon stories somewhat reflect different points of the monster’s life. Not just because they’re artificial, whereas OG Mewtwo’s story focuses more on its creation/lashing out against world Newtwo’s story [mainly the prologue and before she found Pokémon who took care of her] is reflective of the time at the very end of Shelly’s book where the monster got watched his creator die and went off into the isolated arctic never to be seen again. Presumably to rid the world of his “abominable” existence.

Meowth commented that the clones sleeping in their tubes was ‘cute’ and... well he’s not wrong.

The way Mewtwo responded to Nurse Joy after getting her out of his influence, seemed to suggest that he tried using her to figure out his own body as well and no I don’t mean that in a weird way, get your mind out of the gutter you THOTS.

“No matter who the Pokémon, there isn’t a Pokémon that can’t be caught!” Bro, if you only BEEN to the dynamaxed Mewtwo raid battles.

Also the clone’s popping out of the machines don’t look like a Rhyhorn giving birth now, so that’s nice.

Also the whole palace -whistles- that is some top-tier gothic architecture man.

Charizard is a hot-head like usual, but his cgi form gives me Toothless, making me want to squish his face.

“Humans, I have no desire to cause you harm. Simply go home.” Wow that is surprisingly non-jerky of you Mewt- *Opens gate up to reveal HIS typhoon* “That is, if you can make it through the storm. >:3″ Aaaaand never mind, you’re an a-hole.

If you listen closely you can hear og Mewtwo’s anger slowly increasing, each time his shots fail to hit Mew.

“A Pokémon’s REAL strength comes from the heart you say! Well mine’s full of rage and emotional trauma!”

You can climb down that wall Ash! Just believe that you’re Spider-Man! Or whatever version of him you have, in your universe.

Aaaand you failed.

Pikachu and Pikatwo fight, aka Jordon Peele’s Us.

“Living things won’t give up their territory, to other members of their own species. That means-” “They’ll battle until the other is defeated, until only one remains.” OW, okay just thinking of that possibility ever occurring between him and Psyche, the implications PAINS ME TO NO END.

CHARIZARDTWO GAVE ASH’S CHARIZARD A LIZARD KISS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THE VULPIX ALSO GAVE EACH OTHER APOLOGY LICKS!

Okay seriously some parts of the movie’s soundtrack are GOOD, y’all. Also the art in the credits are gorgeous.

OG Mewtwo -glancing back at his clones- “...Oh crap, I’m a father now, aren’t I?”

Finally, GF if y’all are hinting that you might be making a cgi special in returns, may I humbly ask that you hint at Newtwo’s existence more. Plz and thank.

#Cursing//#I AM NOT SPEAKING TO YOU (ooc)#MSBE spoilers//#((oops my fangirling post got long))#((but hey at least I didn't spam you guys too much with multiple posts //SHOT))#((and yes the movie was an EXPERIENCE for me))

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summerspn · 5 years

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Captain Marvel (2019)

Random movie review...(and rambling)

(Minor Spoilers)

It was great!

I can’t tell you how it feels to have a movie resonate so much with me... I suppose this is what it felt like for many people watching Black Panther.

It just...it was kind of beautiful.

People talk about representation but that’s only part of it.

It’s about getting it right.

I was lucky enough to have some strong role models growing up. My parents were/are great. My mom is independent and strong and vulnerable too. She shows me being strong can mean many things.

However, when see movie after movie of women being assistants - helping men & being secondary characters it does put a little nagging voice in the back of your mind that makes you questions things.

If in life women’s jobs are mainly second fiddle to men...and if they’re like that on tv & in movies then it must mean something. Right?

Growing up I’ve always been told what I can’t do - MOSTLY by men & boys. Women usually told me to ‘give it a shot’.

I guess these are some things I started thinking about after the movie. All the times I’ve been told I can’t do something just because I’m a girl.

I couldn’t play baseball. I wasn’t allowed to play with my brothers friends (my brother didn’t mind) because their parents forbid them from playing with girls because we’d get hurt. Never mind I later ended up on the school baseball team...

I was encouraged by high school guidance counselors NOT to go into design & technology despite the fact I had an A average and my highest grade was Drafting (at 98%).

I’m always told by random strangers to smile because it makes THEM feel good.

I’m always told that I need to help male coworkers out but they don’t help us. They talk over women all the time and don’t even realize it. Meetings go on for hours and we can’t take washroom breaks because the (male) bosses don’t need them (FYI women have 1/3 the size bladder than men do and holding it can result in various health issues...). Getting up and leaving the room would make us look weak and we could miss important information...

I’m not saying this to bring up a debate or to annoy. Simply that there are countless frustrations we go through our lives as women on a daily basis on top of the everyday frustrations everyone goes through.

One of these frustrations is that there was very little attention paid to the idea that a woman could be strong and even less that she could be a super hero. The past ten years things have been improving but at a slow rate.

I was lucky enough to have seen some female characters that are strong and intelligent on screen when I was in high school but I don’t remember any before that. Unless you count The Care Bears(but I never thought of any as having a gender) or Miss Piggy from The Muppets. But humans? I can’t think of any.

However, even in the 90’s these strong women often become damsels around men or have to have a romance going on. Why? Tons of movies with male leads don’t have those.

Even the show Buffy The Vampire Slayer (I still love it) had a massive focus on romantic relationships. It was forward thinking and progressive in many ways but it too had some flaws. It took several seasons for Buffy to show her intelligence and for the women on the show to stop competing for a mans attention (Buffy & Cordelia). Don’t get me wrong it was for the part really well written but I could never understand why there weren’t female characters that were smart AND strong. It was either nerd or soldier (slayer).

- While I am grateful for all the complex, layered & strong female characters out there they often fell short for me. Even back then...Decades ago.

- Why didn’t anyone do Wonder Woman until a couple years ago? The tv show tried back in the day but then there was very little effort until recent years. Why? And why were there no attempts at Captain Marvel before? I mean, how many attempts at Spider-Man have their been? Or the Hulk? Are there even female characters in the cartoons? (I literally have no idea but the commercials never show them...).

So, seeing this movie tonight I went in expecting the same entertainment as all the other Marvel movies and by the end I was thinking...

FINALLY!!!

Finally they get it. The creators, the powers that be, everyone who put this beautiful movie together. They get it.

From the subtle facial expressions that Brie Larson & Lashana Lynch has to the more obvious snippets showing the sexism women experience... to how the girl (Akira Akbar) tries to lift up & encourages her mother and embraces someone different. Showing the nurturing side of being a female as well as being brave, strong, intelligent & complex. It was done wonderfully.

Showing a few instances of Carol Danvers (aka Captain Marvel) rejecting the idea of being put into a box while trying to discover who she is can resonate with so many people.

I love how Danvers discovers she has power instead of being a tool to be used by someone.

And the fact that women can be strong, intelligent, brave and a million other things is great. But what many...many...MANY shows & movies have done lately is take power FROM men. They say they’re feminists and bash men. They become just as cruel as the people they want to take down or be equal to. That’s not right. This movie does not do that. It’s about discovering your OWN power with or without magical abilities!

I absolutely hate when I hear people say they’re for equality and women’s power but then bash men. I have a lot of great men in my life and I’d never want anything to happen to them. It’s unfortunate there are still old fashioned ideas that people have (even by men that love us) but hate is not going to lead to change.

I love how this movie treats the male-female interactions and relationships. After I saw this I let my brother know he should take both his kids to see it. My niece would love the strong female super hero since she hates the princess type movies (which at her age is about 90% of the movies female-led characters). And my nephew would find it funny and cool. He loves super hero’s. Plus it won’t make him feel bad.

Many of the so-called feminist stories/programs I’ve seen in the news, on TV, and even movies say men are the enemy. They’re not. My biggest pet peeve with that is...well, just think about it. How would you like to be watching a show and have the women bashed and told they ruin everything and that they’ve caused all the problems in the world? ...right...there’s an entire movement to stop that. So don’t do that for men either. Just lift each other up and pursue equality without trying to take power from anyone else. I’m very happy to say my nephew can watch something like Captain Marvel without having to feel any shame about his gender - and the EXACT same can be said for girls or any other pronoun one chooses to go by.

As far as plots go, it was good. Acting was good. The writing was good. It was entertaining and fun. The special effects were great.

I heard some bad reviews about this movie but that’s total BS. Ignore those. I find movies like this some people go in thinking it’ll make then run out of the theatre going ‘its the best movie of all time’ and it’ll never hold up to that hype. So some people will simply like it but still not consider it good enough 🤷‍♀️

As far as comparing this to other Marvel movies, yes you will enjoy it just as much, if not more than some of the others. It’s fun, entertaining, and has a couple twists. Don’t go in thinking it’ll change history or anything. It’s just a movie but it is a good one. Yes it resonates with me but that’s because the world was overdue for stories like this. Go into the movie to simply enjoy it.

I do however, recommend this to people with daughters & nieces especially. Especially if they don’t get exposed to strong intelligent and complex women or watch a lot of strong characters.

Do you have any idea how many shows are out there where the girls (characters) are idiots? Too many. And trying to buy toys for them - almost every box for toys about building, engineering, technology or science have boys on them. Boxes with girls are only for jewelry & perfume making. Hopefully this Christmas there will be Captain Marvel action figures instead.

So think about it. Why does girls’ confidence level dip as they get older? Maybe because a million messages telling us we shouldn’t do this or that while internally we want to. It’s an internal struggle that gets exhausting.

What am I trying to say?

Girls need to be exposed to good characters in different formats.

But seeing an intelligent, funny, female super hero right there on the big screen - magnificent and powerful...it’ll make girls feel powerful! It’ll give them ideas. Inspire them. Maybe they’ll want to be a pilot like Carol Danvers...maybe a soldier. Or maybe it’ll simply make her feel like she can go off and climb Mount Everest because she can do whatever she wants. She doesn’t have to listen to everyone telling her she can’t.

Seeing this as an adult I loved it because it was entertaining. My best friend also loved it but afterwards she said to me that it felt like they ‘got it right’ and she didn’t have to explain anything to me. I get it. For a thousand reasons I can’t seem to put into words.

One part of the movie near then end, I got teary eyed. I just felt a strong sense of pride. Not at the movie but at myself. After everything I’ve been through in my life. All my struggles - big and small - I’m still here. I get knocked down but I get right back up. I may not be a soldier, a pilot, or a super hero...he’ll, I’m terrified of spiders. But I am strong and I’ll always get right back up. Because I’m human. It’s what we do - all of us. And this movie is the first time in a very long time where it made me feel proud to be a woman.

And THAT is why Captain Marvel is going to resonate with girls & women everywhere.

Thank you to everyone who worked on this movie to make it happen. All the actors, the crew, & Mr Stan Lee (RIP).

FINALLY another step forward.

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Twenty things that make me happy

So I saw @veronicasanders do this earlier, and @rosetlntstheworld officially tagged me (in the nicest of ways, thank you sweetheart!). It’s my first day off in five days, I’ve been wearing the same pants and tank top for the fourth day in a row (and sleeping in them, because I’m that kind of person), and I’m what’s best described as “a sad mess” right now, so I thought this might be a good thing to do. Ready? Okay.

1. My dogs I have two beagles and they are my children. I love them, even though they can be horrible assholes when they are awake. They’re cute and they love me.

2. My friends I don’t have very many of them, but the ones I have, I cherish so much. Between The Salt Crew ( @yorkiepug, @inevitably-johnlocked, @havetardiswilltimetravel), my personal Hell Buddy @astudyinsnoggy, the new friends I’ve made like @veronicasanders who pretty much shares a brain with me, I think, and my real life partner in crime, “would lie if she thought I was making skin suits” @dwell-ondreams who I do not see enough of since I’ve switched jobs but hopefully she knows it’s nothing against her, I’m just a shit friend - y’all are fantastic. Special shout out to my roommate, even though we occasionally try to scratch each other’s eyes out.

3. Jim Henson Movies like The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth probably top my list of “Movies Bree has watched The Most in her Lifetime”. I will forever be a huge fan of The Muppets, and if I hadn’t been such a negative person in much of my early life, I would have probably tried to pursue a more serious approach to puppet-making that I never attempted. I love his work so much and his movies are something that I always go back to whenever i’m feeling down.

4. The Great Mouse Detective I have talked so much about how much I love this movie. So very very much. From one of my earliest introductions to Sherlock Holmes, to just being one of the greatest underrated animated films, I have such strong feelings over it. I have dissected scenes from it, I would willingly get it tattooed on my body, and my Basil costume is by far one of my favorite things I’ve ever made. This movie means so much.

5. My Town I actually like where I live. I would like it more if I didn’t have to deal with snow every winter, but I do like it. I wish I would take more advantage of it sometimes. But it’s still a great place to live.

6. Drawing I’ve been drawing for as long as I can remember. It’s part of “I like making shit”. Whenever I’ve had a harsh time, it’s nice to be able to pull out my tablet and just sketch something. It might not even make sense, it’s just a good feeling.

7. Writing I’m slow as fuck sometimes, but I still love it. The effort of world building and placing my thoughts on paper to create something cohesive is something that I think just makes me content with myself.

8. Making Costumes Another “I like making shit” hobby, and something that I’ve taken more seriously in the past year. I always have a mental breakdown while doing it, but once I’ve recovered and I can get myself through it - it ends up being worth it in the end. *telling that to myself right now as I struggle with the Bianca costume*

9. Joltolock/Polyshipping I’m combining these two. I love me an OT3, and Joltolock is still, by far, my absolute favorite. I don’t write it like I use to anymore, but I still love my boys. Exploring their relationship just inspires me and I long for the day that healthy polyamorous relationships become more represented. Who knows? Maybe I’ll end up helping the cause at some point.

10. Bianca del Rio So, I’m not going to bore you guys with a retelling of my reintroduction to Rupaul’s Drag Race after not watching it for six years. We don’t need that kind of thing. Calling her an inspiration would be a bit much, but she made me laugh when I really really needed to, and temporarily became an unsual good luck charm if you want to be really superstitious. Anyway, in this house - I stan an idiot.

11. My Family I don’t see them very often, because of distance, and they usually end up stressing me the fuck out whenever I do see them but I still love them and when we have good times, they are wonderful.

12. Pride 2018 This is going to be my very first Pride! Every year, since I moved to Columbus, I was either too shy, working, or out of town for Pride. We were going to go last year but I ended up having to rush back to my hometown due to a family emergency. This year is going to be the first, I’m going to get this fucking costume done (god dammit), and I’m going to meet Courtney, Willam, Alaska, and Adore. *shakes tiny fist*

13. Superman I grew up in a very nerdy household, and while I was not always the hugest fan of Superman in my younger days, after years of exposure, he became my favorite superhero. He is such a wonderful character, with so much potential, and I will weep tears of joy when the grasp of toxic masculinity is finally stripped away from him completely.

14. Learning Stuff I just like to learn stuff. Learning stuff keeps me busy and happy. I LIKE LEARNING STUFF! Whether it be a craft, a hobby, or a healthier way of thinking - I want to learn it.

15. Martin Freeman Do I really have to explain this? I feel like I shouldn’t have to ever explain this. If you think I have to explain this, then you’re dead to me.

16. Tacos I LOVE TACOS! How can you not love tacos? My roommate was trying to get me to get out of bed last week (I was awake, I just wasn’t, you know... standing) and she was like “Hey, why don’t we go to (insert local amazing taco place)?” and I SWEAR I NEVER BECAME A FUNCTIONAL HUMAN BEING FASTER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! Tacos, man. Tacos.

17. Legally Blonde: The Musical So, I had actually seen the musical before I ever saw the movie, and while it is not my absolute favorite (That’s probably Pippin, if you want to keep track), it is definitely in my top five. And much like Jim Henson movies, and The Great Mouse Detective, I will bring this bitch up - soundtrack or performance recording, whatever - whenever I need a big pick me up. It’s so wonderful.

18. Lily Bear aka My Childhood Teddy Bear So Lily is a teddy bear my grandmother gave to me when I was around six years old. And by gave, I mean she showed me her, I took her, and she never got her back (I ended up giving her another teddy bear in return later when I was about 10). All of her original clothes are gone, she wears an old dress from when I was a toddler (I was a very small child), but she has stayed with me throughout twenty-six years and has survived three moves.

19. True Crime I don’t know if this is necessarily something that “makes me happy”, so much as it’s something that I’m just infinitely fascinated by and consume a lot of information about. But, I figured it deserved to be on this list none the less.

20. Shinya Shinya is a drummer from a Japanese metal band called Dir en grey. I do not talk about him as often as I once did, back when I was in high school and college, but he still makes me happy. It was through him that I discovered my love for cosplay, I started going to conventions, and I found how much I love going to concerts. He’s a beautiful and talented dork and he will forever hold a very special place in my heart.

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Episode 8 | ”Being a muppet is a contagious disease. ” - Ali

omg so?! i need to do a proper long confessional and go through my thoughts because i just got like a tsunami of information but... jake lived?! and idoled out scott who i thought was gonna win?! hello?!? i'm so so so excited because now i get to work with jake and he is SUCH a shield, and me/him/autumn are gonna ride off into the sunset im manifesting it.

what the HELL is going on here first jake pulls out an idol (which i was JUST gossipping with jordan pines about him having it because i know just how he plays and would ya look at that!) i was so ELATED to read he did that, thinking ok, i gave him a fair warning those false beauties we're gonna get us all, and they voted him unanimously so surely he'll take one of them out and ... HE TAKES OUT SCOTT?? i dont even have time to process this bafoonery yet because here i am, minding my business, trying to watch micronesia to heal the hole in my heart left by w*nners at w*r, eating a piece of pizza and then BOOM we merge?? but oh ok! they said we get a nice little break, lemme not stress and go back to eating my piz- NOPE THERE IS SO SUCH THING AS A BREAK IN SURVIVOR GORL I SWEAR I PUT MY PHONE DOWN TO GET ONE BITE, I COULDNT EVEN ENJOY MY EXTRA CHEESE BECAUSE MY TELEPHONE IS BLOWING UPPPP people are spilling tea left and right, i probably dont even have time to write this so i gotta keep it short and sweet; the false beautys are really trying to slide in my pms and sing kumbaya and if they wanna sing with me, bring it on because they are not a songstress like i am, ill riff run and harmonize yall right off this island. PERIOD. ive been REALLY trying to play up this card where im just some dumb bitch, let everyone keep thinking im the mayor of boo boo the foolsville, but i know a lot more than i let on so catch the tea on that

i swear for it being our "day off" this sure has been the most work i feel like ive had in a hot minute first of all fuck the tomb but FUCK this pyramid even more the second it was announced i found the extra link to the slide puzzle on the blog within SECONDS but 1) i suck at slide puzzles and 2) MY COMPUTER CRASHED HALF WAY THROUGH IT SO I HAD TO START AGAIN. literally took me 2 hours to finish, so that was embarrassing, then much like how the tomb had questions, this pyramid has a hashi puzzle to solve in EIGHT MINUTES....which i dont even know what the fuck that is sorry to this hashi man i gave a good effort but didnt get it in time, so im gonna try again tomorrow of course but im sure someone who isnt a dumbass had better luck than me and got it so thats that on that ....also gorl some of these people aka kendall really got the audacity, she messages me today and is like IS JAKEY COMING TO YOU SAYING STUFF ABOUT ME TRYING TO PIT US AGAINST EACH OTHER oh gorl, if only you knew its ME going to jakey saying shit about YOU trying to get him against YOU, because your first mistake was trying to prepare an alliance to vote me out, your second mistake was running around telling everyone i have an idol, and your third mistake was making an enemy of jakey, now there's this angry jakey on the loose and im gonna just try to work my magic to tame him and keep him like a pet dragon on my side to get them out and then deal with whether i think ill be able to trust him going foward, but again, i know i voted him out last game so i cant rule out him trying to target me already, especially if somehow worst case scenerio people try to pick us off first for knowing each other also had a call with augusto which was.... interesting, look, i genuinely like him as a person even though i still feel some type of way about him turning fake on me, so i definitely want to maintain a friendship with him even if it's hard for me to just stomach talking to him because of how stupid he must think i am, keep your friends close but your frenemys closer!! then i just had a call with devon too which was also interesting because, i do like him as a person, but idk how to feel about it!!! after all of them lying to me in the beginning im already feeling PTSD and dont know if i can trust anyone, but he gave me some valuable information even more so just reaffirming them all thinking i have the idol which i know is a crock of bs because DAMMIT IVE TRIED I JUST DONT HAVE IT. I know amir has it, it's so obvious to me, maybe augusto?? but i think amir. apparently devon also just kinda said he think he could see the first vote coming down to me or jakey or even him which.......makes me really nervous, i wasnt planning on fighting for immunity at the auction i wouldve rather had an advantage of some sort, but i think with this cast, and the amount of intertwined relationships going into this first tribal, i want that immunity necklace and im gonna do my damndest to get it OKAYYY this game is going to drive me insane, i feel like ive been running my mouth TOO much and talking to too many people and am gonna get voted out for it but i also simultaneously feel like i havent talked to people no where near enough and, am gonna be voted out for it so ???buckle the fuck up ladies we've officially boarded the confusion express so im just gonna try and sit back and enjoy the ride ig

Welp we are on the bottom... shit. I'm going to be honest, this week has not been great for me. Like my real life is slowly going to shit and now my fake life has been screwed. Thanks Jakey... you dick. All is not lost, because out there in the distance is the iconic duo of Jordan Pines and Kendall Duffy AKA Sarah and Woo. You know, Sarah and Woo. That iconic duo in Cagayan. Remember that one time Sarah walked up to Woo and said "Sup I'm Sarah," and he nodded and said "Woo". And that other time they were sitting on the same log laughing at something Tony said? That is stuff of legends man. Okay so genuinely Jordan meant to say Tony and Woo but he accidentally said Sarah and Woo and now this is our legacy. The plan is to play it both ways. As this isn't going to be a simple Pangonging. Obviously a beauty is going to leave but before we all go, they are going to try to get rid of some of the brawns. The goal is that the beauty isn't me and the brawn isn't Jordan. I know you're legally not supposed to trust Jordan Pines but it's never really been the case for me? IDK maybe it's cause he always gets sniped before I betray him. Maybe it's cause the one time he voted me out it was cause I committed suicide by cop. But for the most part he's a realible ally. Also this would be a shitty and stupid lie right? Like he knows I don't have an idol, literally everyone knows that! Trying to get in my good graces is a terrible fucking idea, Jesus. Right now I'm just going to market myself and the others as a free vote. I know it's not realistic to get Augusto and Amir to the finals but it's all I really want. We've been through shit together. I don't want to be put in a position to get them out. I also believe that either Jakey and Ali has the idol. So this round I'm going to flush it. I'm not going to be able to get him out, I just need him to believe he's going to be voted out. He's a very paranoid individual, it shouldn't be too difficult.... I am not going home tonight. I refuse to.

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okay so i haven't done a good typed confessional in a WHILE and i have thoughts. so i'm basically really frustrated with a lot of this tribe and i don't know how to vocalise it. but first the positives.. the fact that i have an alliance of me/autumn/jake brings me such a rush of seretonin, i love them both and i will fight my hardest to get the three of us to the endgame of this game. i think rn my goal final five is me/jake/autumn/adam/devon, adam because i dont think he is playing this game as well as he necessarily thinks he is, but i also think we have trust and he is someone who is scoop-up-able? and then devon i get good energy from him and his straightforward energy i'd like to see in the endgame. the rest however.... whew. well actually Liam is fine, he is sweet and doing his best. of the rest tho... hmm. kendall's energy doesn't quite land with me, her dry sense of humour doesn't really work with me ha so i feel like we are gonna struggle to gel as allies (especially since we are either side of the weird brawn/beauty divide). augusto is very chatty but its a lot of chatting for... the sake of it, like his social game is to just overwhelm you with lots of messages but its nothing of substance. amir i actually like!! he has me-energy, i would actually like him to stick around (he is a good shield too). duncan i am still sus about from premerge, but i'd love to mend that bond because i might need duncan?! tj and jordan both give snake energy... tj is suddenly back to being non-commital with me and it frustrates me, i wish he would like... talk to me KJLSADF. jordan is the same i always get weird energy from him and he was in that weird alliance during the swap and didn't tell me... feel a f10 boot for jordan ideally. honestly its just frustrating i feel like everyone on this tribe is so cagey and like just thinks talking a lot is social game?! and its... not. but yeah ideally first four merge boots: kendall, augusto, tj & jordan (tho the last two is open to consideration if they stop being shady to me KJSDFA).

I just got immunity in the auction and I feel like I wasted a chance to get some long term for my game. Because I wasn't going anywhere this round (I don't think), but like at least it prevented some other people from getting it which allows me some room to make a couple moves without too many repercussions. In terms of social standing, I truly think I have put myself in a good spot. Jakey and Jordan have both said they want me to be their number ones; Devon also has said the same and has told me that he holds the Double Vote. I know that Autumn and Duncan are both willing to work with me in our alliance with Jordan. Liam and I have bonded quite a bit. And I get good vibes from Augusto, Kendall, and Adam. So the big question now is, my target at the moment is Amir... how do I get him out? I need to break up Amir, Augusto, and Kendall so that I have a better chance of working with Augusto specifically down the line and hopefully Kendall as well. I have a feeling that Adam will push for one of the trio and the trio will push for Adam or Jakey, which should give me plenty of ammo to try and make that move. Correction to my last confessional... the trio can't target Jakey because he's immune. Suck it!

i really... really just got my second idol huh... i cant believe it. i bodied that idol hunt, i sat their trying like six hundred combos for the morse code, got that demonic tile and did that evil hashi puzzle... im so happy hehe okay so ignore my super jaded confessional from yesterday im back in again akdjfsaf im literally on a reign of terror doing harsh confessionals then apologising but askdjfafa we move. so yesterday was a real busy day, we had the auction, i called lots of people and... i got myself a little bit of bling. with the auction first, it was really interesting. i misunderstood the "idol block" so i snatched it up, but then it just blocks hunting for the idol versus playing one, but for my mental health am glad i have that. i also got the vote revealer, which was like a mid-tier thing that im happy to have just got a second thing tbh. then i had like six hundred calls kaljsdfas. i called with devon first, he is really sweet and we had a great talk tbh? i really like him and hope we stick together. i did then go on to have very similar conversations to the one i had with him, with augusto and amir, but i felt best about the conversation me and devon had tbh. augusto is sweet, and very social. like i'd prefer to vote him to kendall, but i like him ha and feel like we have a bond now. i think i could be a good number moving forwards (i wouldn't want him gone 11th/10th). amir is also very nice, we are calling tomorrow, and i just dont think targetting amir is in my best interest rn? like what's the end goal in doing that. so then right now. i think i want the merge vote to be kendall? i feel like if we let that trio slide, its scary, and i have a closer connection to amir and augusto of the three. i think then the brawn tribe can turn inwards, but im eager to push the brawn tribe like "implosion" until after that trio is taken apart (to the style of splitting up alex c/jones/mo from montenegro) also otherwise i got an IDOLLL, or rather my second hehe. i put in a LOT of work to get it, i translated morse code, i did a demonic hashi puzzle, i got the 2048 tile. i earned this idol and im very proud. now i have two idols so have such wiggle room. and i'm building bonds across the tribe... im not saying im set, but... im covered for the time being

okay so im a clown and got frustrated with jordan for telling jake he was hesitant to keep me in... jordan just told me he has been downplaying our connection to people like jake KJLSDAFA so i fully just bought into nothing.

i am starting to feel my standing in the game rise, like im building bonds... everywhere. like im starting to become set to go the distance because i have lots of lowkey social bonds and because im not overtly super strategic i dont think i seem as threatening.

okay so ideal merge bootlist: f4: me/autumn/jake/devon, adam (5th), liam/jordan (6th/7th), amir (8th), duncan (9th), augusto (10th), tj (11th), kendall (12th) and then at the moment the order i would vote for people as a juror (bringing this back from montenegro): jake > autumn > amir > jordan > duncan(?) > devon > augusto > adam > tj > kendall > liam because i think jake has already idoled someone, and to make it to f3 after that is super impressive. autumn is a queen, has real strategic savvy and will have made moves to get to the end. amir is very much like autumn and him making it to the end. jordan is an amazing player and tbh deserves a win. duncan is really in game-mode and id love to see him in FTC (what a role reversal), devon has a real rootable underdog story, augusto is a social king, adam needs to pick it up beyond just targetting beauties to get my vote. tj/kendall are question marks for me, and then liam i LOVE but he doesn't necessarily 100% want to be here so i would be tentative to vote him. but its crazy because i think: jake/autumn/devon/adam/liam/jordan/amir/duncan... all trust me to some extent that's... such a large portion of the tribe. so i need to be careful im not scorning people too much, but this is a real work-able situation i think ahh

Interesting development that both Kendall and Amir want/wanted to call and talk to me. I just finished talking to Kendall (she is so sweet, I enjoy talking to her!) and I definitely see an avenue where we work together, but I am concerned that there does seem to be a guard up, which I totally understand given that we haven't been on a tribe together. We both kind of mentioned that Liam has been flirting with the idea of asking to be voted out which gave me an avenue to not say that the name I would throw out is Amir. I do hope that Liam isn't adamant about going because I truly do care for him and want him to stay in this game. I picked up a great ally in him after the initial Brawn vote and losing him now won't be fun. It does dispel this Brawn alliance people probably expect to be happening, but am I at ease with Liam going to facilitate that? But if that happens, that delays the fight between Adam/Jakey against the trio of Augusto/Amir/Kendall, which in fact would be good for me as it allows me to slide by for another week... ugh, decisions decisions. Why do I feel like this first vote could determine the rest of my game?

So Liam still wants to be in the game, which is good. I can easily work with that. Yes, I feel awful telling Kendall I thought the vote would be Liam, but now that he seems to want to be in the game, I think I can work with Liam possibly staying. I still have to wait it out and listen to what some others think, but I may be back on the board of going for one of the trio. I know Jakey wants to do Kendall, but I don't want her to go just yet. Eventually, yeah probably, but I do want her here.

Whew merge merge merge. Tonight is the first night to play my legacy advantage, i could block a vote but honestly im probably not going to. Id be pretty caught off guard if i was the target tonight and I think id rather let it fester to an idol, whether for me or someone else later tha depends on my game play. Last night was the auction and boy did jordan win big, i got a whole vote steal that im pretty sure no one knows about. I created a believable (i think) lie about what i bid on and spread and thankfully adam came out the gate with a super fact checkable lie about the auction so i think most of the heats on him. For the vote it could be a beauty butpart of me really sees liam going home just cause people are so scared of how many brawn are in the game, and like thats fine i can deal with that. I am slowly building my relationships to the point where i can get the ball rolling enough to do some damage. Ive been biding my time in the shadows for most of this game, but Jordan Pines is about to rise!

this round is what we call a mixed bag like the auction? hated that girl. I saved my money and all I got was a drawing like sis this is the Survivor Auction not an actual auction ;-; but other than that, I’ve felt really good about how I’ve been playing? Like always, I’m trying to be the Belle of the Ball and have everyone want me as a date yknow? Currently, I have my main allies (Amir, Kendall, Devon) but others (Autumn, Duncan, Ali, Jordan, Jakey) have expressed that they want to work with me which is cute! I don’t know who to trust tho ngl but yay? My main priority is getting my footing in the game this first round and hopefully getting out a Brawn. The main two I want gone from the Brawns are Liam M and Jordan Pines. Liam M is the easier sell and I don’t mind that, Jordan Pines is someone I want gone soon though. I also want Adam gone if at all possible sometime soon but we shall see!

i take it back jordan and duncan can go again...? literally like both of them preach up and down that we are gonna work together, then pull shady stuff like saying me and adam are a duo in their alliance chat of gremlins with love of my life autumn and professional robot tj?! literally just because y'all linked up at swap and think you are gods gift to alliances doesnt mean me and adam are a duo? i just talk to him and actually give him a chance in this game unlike like... 99% of this cast. now i cant really defend adam at all or people are gonna try and snap my neck? which sucks... adam was in my endgame but because i see him having a losing finalist arc versus me being a duo with him. so that sucks but well. it just reconfirms to me that i have to trust autumn. which is not hard because i literally love her sm and i want to see thrive in this season. so i am praying it works out. this cast continues to prove that being a muppet is a contagious disease.

im absolutely LIVID right now.... i dont even know where to begin ?? let's start with this: are we playing SURVIVOR or are we playing america's next top CLOWN?? because based on how silly all these people are it doesnt seem like survivor. this is my 3rd time playing this game, and never once have i ever made it to a merge where .... every single person wants to just settle on one name since they're the "easy" vote.... and yet that's all im being told with people wanting to vote liam?? at this point i hope the plan is to vote ME out and everyone is just telling me liam because i dont want to play the game with a bunch of feeble minded school of fish who have no backbone. first of all everyone has wanted to do nothing but play that ANNOYING ass "ooh its been quiet i havent heard a name yet" game for the entire day. We're 3 hours before tribal and all the sudden everyone wants to sing kumbaya and vote for liam??? because he's not around, which guess what it does make him an easy vote but....this is survivor why would you EVER vote that person off in the merge right away, he can literally go next or any other time. I refuse to sit back and just conform to it, ill probably end up having to, but im gonna try to push what to ME makes the most sense, not only for myself but for everyone... to get one of those 3 false beautys out. I've been going to a lot of people and basically saying "Let me break it down for you: one of them 150% has the idol??? and thanks to the suvivor auction, and based on what ive gathered from people they probably have advantages too.....why waste this vote being "easy" because then next round....they're gonna know it'll be one of them and so......they're gonna play all their shit and take someone out, and i absolutely reserve the right to laugh at whoever it is because theyre an idiot and didnt want to wake up and play the game (unless it's me of course oop) I've approached, jakey, autumn, duncan, jordan, ali, devon, tj, pretty much ANYONE who has a brain to just state the obvious.....its stupid getting liam out. literally the stupidest and quite frankly downright embarrassing move to make for a group of players of this caliber. and you know what responses ive gotten? "oh its too soon to rock the boat" "we have to get one of those brawns out" "yeah we just have to go with the brains on this one" ??? too soon??? at merge??????? to play the game of survivor??????????? at this point im about to try and just tell liam with the very slim chance that he has an idol and can use it on himself because how am i supposed to try and play the game of survivor with people who dont want to play its frustrating. **update as i was writing this i just had a call with jordan pines, im not as mad anymore after smoking weed with him for like 20 minutes ahfdd but its BORING LIKE WAKE UP PEARL LETS PLAY SURVIVOR...i probably made a big mistake pushing those 3 to as many people as i just did but whatever hopefully it at least planted seeds with people and people actually try and approach me in the future rounds with that idea again in other news, the auction happened and i got the power to go to the prejuror island and plead my case with them regarding this next vote, no one was even there so that was lovely i felt like i was talking to myself so nothing new there, i peeped connor was online but didnt have anything to say when i showed up, much like how he never had anything good to say in the game and that's why he was voted out, but ANYWAY. im pissed i made a case to them to vote for amir and now no one will even make the move with me. I also bought a challenge advantage which i wanted MOSTLY so i could just tell people thats what i got from it because to me i suck at challenges anyway, so it shouldnt paint as much of a target on my back and i want people to know i dont have one of those really scary ones (and i also want to keep making people think amir or kendall has something good), but ali did confide in me he has the vote reveal which made me trust him a lot more, and i dont plan on revealing to anyone what he told me so anywho, tribal is NOT gonna go my way tonight, i tried to make a move but liam is unfortunately completely unsaveable because he's not around even though i do like talking to him personally, i opened the door to people and it just got slammed in my face but in this game you have to learn when to drop it so im hoping i dropped it fast enough to not be a future target because people could still very well vote me out next because they'd be taking out the only real beauty left!

tj, jordan and duncan are all going home as soon as possible. they really think they are slick and they are not. they think they can badmouth me, my game and my position and it wont get back to me. there is a word for it and it is clownery. one of them is going to get to stepping really soon. maybe jordan.

also i cant be too mad at liam because im voting him but i wish it wasnt like this. well. what can you do. if he plays an idol im playing mine.

Now that we're told the right day... Well, it looks like most people are back on the Liam Train, and damn I really don't want this move to be made. Like, yes, it will set me up well moving forward: less "Brawn Alliance" hype, more battles between Adam/Ali vs. Beauty Babes, and a decent amount of social mobility for me. But this just feels like a giant waste and I don't know how to stop this at this rate.

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First of all: YAASSSSSSSS WE LOVE MAKING THE MERGE!!!! I’ve gotten over my Scott grief and actually am pretty content with him out of the game since he was a big contender to win it all. The time I’ve been able to spend talking to people has been amazing and I feel like I genuinely have a good relationship with everyone on the tribe besides Liam, which is why I’m happy to see him go. He’s a really nice guy but he’s not adding anything to my game. I expect the vote to go 11-1-1 tonight. I could always get idoled out or blindsided and that would suck but you try your best and do what you can! I think I have EXCELLENT relationships with Amir, Jordan and Autumn and that’s like the kingpins of each group so if someone comes after me hopefully I’ll hear about it one way or another. I need to get my head out of Amir’s ass though, I’m most excited to play with him and we called for literally 2 hours and 50 minutes yesterday. I’ve always thought he was cute and intelligent from when I was in the community before and I fangirled getting to play with him. I like to think I’m in a good position in this game so far, we’ll see as the game progresses. One last thing? ADAM!? SIS?!?! EVERYONE IS AWARE YOU LIED TO THEM! YOUR ASS IS GOING HOME NEXT! PERIODT!! (Hopefully I’ll be here to help vote you out lol

Well, here we are? This is where my game was MADE back in Guyana, however, I clearly don't have a solidified alliance I am willing to take to the end at this stage. We have 5 Brawns, three former winners, a person I voted out in Guyana, two people that voted me out, and a person I tried voting out last round all still in the game. Still, I am going to make the best of it. In the short period of time this game has provided, I have been able to make REALLY solid connections. Not all of them are 100% genuine, but the hope is that they're enough to gain trust and information that I can use to advance my game.

if i go home tonight im gonna lose my marbles

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so basicallyyyy jakey is gathering intel from the other sideand apparently theyre all scared of me, grow up??? im literally harmless wtf

HOHOHOHOOGO WHO WANTS SOME TEA ? SO DUNCAN SPILLED THAT back long ago on original hathor, remember when I was losing my mind thinking aj ratted everything to Adam It was THE TRUTH and I’m glad aj has been dealt with. It’s what he deserves .

adam thinks hes so fucking slick running around telling everyone i gotta go and that i have the idol, and then messaging me in my pms trying to call and have a "tea-spilll uwu" when hes just going to use that against me anywayyyy honey u arent as smart as u think u are, and when the time is right, you're getting crucified ADAM CAME TO ME TO BE LIKE "FUCK JAKEY WON IMMUNITY" and im like "ik :( " and he runs to jakey and goes "THE RATS ARE MAD U WON" mark my words if im leaving this game i will blow him tf up on the way out

these people are all rats ALLIANCE: Threats R Us members: jakey ali autumn Source: jakey ALLIANCE: (name unknown) Members: Autumn Duncan TJ Jordan Source: Autumn so autumn ratted on an alliance to me and not the other, which lets me know that she is far more invested in Ali that she is in Duncan. Working with Duncan is not going to save face with autumn, i have to treat her as a separate entity and work with her genuinely if i want safety from ali, like she sold duncan tj and jordan down a river to me so fast i love her so much, i want to work with her but i have to see how far it goes people i want out : adam tj liam ali jordan but rn ill settle for anyone but me cuz no one is talking to me

devon wanted to talk real quick and tellin me that there was a whole ass plan started by adam to get me out, like say the vote is kendall but actually vote for me, and the plan was entertained by brawn, also i told jakey i have the idol, and jakey told me ali has 2 idols a vote reveal and an idol block

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Numbers 3, 16 and 17 for the ask thing please my sweet :D xxxx

@one-to-a-million Of course, darling!

3. Tattoos I have. (Expect a long answer fro this one because I love talking about tattoos, okay?)

I have, as of now, two tattoos.

One that I made on two separate occasions, on the inside of my right wrist. It started out as the Japanese kanji for “dream” (which is a partial word in my username Chiyume). The kanji to me, represents the need to have dreams in your life, like goals and ambitions, and I love languages and alphabets, and Japanese is just such a beautiful language to me, so there wasn’t much debate on what language to chose. Later, I added the black sillhouette of a phoenix circling the kanji, representing the fact that even though some dreams die, new ones will be born from the ashes, and the personal development that comes out of that.

The second is a lower back tattoo I had done when I was 18 (which is the youngest legal age to get a tattoo in Sweden). I made it myself, and it’s basically a partial tribal tattoo (because those were trendy back then lol) with a rose in the centre of it, with thorny branches reaching out to the sides. I am actually thinking about covering this one up, though, seeing as 1. I made the mistake of simpy going to the first tattoo artist I got recommended, without doing any research first. 2. The artist dug the needle in too deep, leaving me with scarring, so even if I were to remove it with laser, it’ll still always be visible.

And it’s not that I don’t like it, because it’s still mine and I’m proud with the work and thought I put into it, no matter how un-trendy it might be nowadays, but I also feel as if that’s a part of my life that’s passed now, and just like me, I’d like to take this tattoo and make it better, let it blossom into the image I really had in mind but was too scared to do back then.So when I get a job aka. money to pay for it, I’m gonna cover it up and allow it to become a part of me that I feel really represents the mental journey I’ve gone through these past five years and that I can own without feeling embarrassed about it. 16. Favorite Movie

See, this question isn’t fair. Just like asking me about my favorite artist or favorite song, because I CAN’T CHOSE. I can’t possibly settle for just one, because it all depends on my mood and in what context I’m asked.

I mean, I LOVE The Dark Crystal, because that’s my childhood right there, and it represents the connection I have with my dad, who’s inspired me to become the nerdy fangirl that I am through Star Wars, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, The Muppet Show, Stephen King, Comic Books, you name it, my dad had a role in all of those things.

At the same time, I LOVE horror films, and honestly the movie Oculus is the best damn horror movie I’ve ever seen. SO good! So psychologically fucked up! I love it!

The list goes on, depending on genre, the time of my life the movie represents, what mood I’m in. You wanna talk movies, I’m all up for it. if I haven’t watched one, I will, just to have a conversation topic. Hit me up! :D

17. A fact about my life

I have social anxiety (big shocker, I’m on tumblr, what do people expect?), but the kicker is that I’ve actually gotten better recently, and in a heartbreaking speed.

I’ve been faced with situations that I’ve been forced to deal with, and for the first time, I’ve had friends around me that’s been able to actually relate, and who’s helped me realize that the important thing is not what other people expect you to handle, but what you can handle for yourself.

They’ve helped me realize that it’s okay to push yourself to your limit, as long as you do it for you. And seriously, that wakeup call has been a game changer. I will be forever grateful to them for what they’ve done for me. They’ve helped me identify my limit, and they’ve helped me push past it to set a new one. For me, and only me. Not for them or anyone else.

And this fact has been a revelation unlike anything I’ve had for years. The last time I felt relief like this was when I got the actual diagnosis, realizing that it’s not all in my head (even though it is, but not like that) and this is sort of a similar experience.

I am now writing, I am drawing, and my next personal confidence goal is to actually get over my stage fright and learn how to sing when other people can hear me. Which is a huge deal for me to even consider. So there you have it, a fact about my life, lol, I hope it wasn’t a boring one.

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The Chicago (Quarantine) Dinner & A Movie Guide

If you’re like us, right now your evenings revolve around two main questions: What to eat, and what to watch. Because let’s face it, there isn’t much else to do. So we’re here to make sure you’re doing dinner and a movie right. Below, you’ll find our picks for great delivery, and the perfect classic (according to us) movie to pair with it. We’ll be updating this regularly.

The spots J.P. Graziano Grocery & Sub Shop $ $ $ $ American , Sandwiches in West Loop $$$$ 901 W Randolph St 8.0 /10

Movie Pairing: Minority Report (Netflix)

“This 20-year-old sci-fi movie (based on a 1956 short story) takes place in 2054, and it’s always fun to see what older sci-fi gets right. In Minority Report’s case, it predicted targeted advertising long before attorney ads started appearing on your phone after a fight with your spouse. And seeing pre-crime cop Tom Cruise frantically wave his haptic gloves in front of a sophisticated future computer is even better when paired with the carefully-engineered sandwiches from GP Graziano. For example, the muffuletta, which has the perfect ratio of meat to giardiniera to fluffy bread. It’s also a nice nod to the sandwich Cruise doesn’t end up eating after his black market eye replacement surgery. But you should definitely eat yours before that scene - it’s pretty gross.” -AK

Bavette's Bar and Boeuf $ $ $ $ American , Steaks in River North $$$$ 218 W. Kinzie St. 8.8 /10

Movie Pairing: Clue (Prime)

“Bavette’s is my favorite place to eat far, far too much, and forget about the concepts of time and space and sobriety. But it also possesses the same mysteriousness that you’ll find in Clue. Whenever I eat here, I spend most of my time creating backstories for everyone else in the room and theorizing how we all ended up in the same dark and indulgent hall of meat at the same time. And even if none of us can currently experience that in person, sitting on my couch with a ribeye, bacon, creamed spinach, and some sourdough while watching Tim Curry do his Tim Curry thing is almost just as good. Just don’t touch my chocolate cream pie, or else the story’s going to end with, “Me. In the kitchen. With the lead pipe.” -MB

Lao Sze Chuan $ $ $ $ Chinese in Chinatown $$$$ 2172 S Archer Ave 7.8 /10

Movie Pairing My Cousin Vinnie (Hulu)

“I’ve always wondered why Marissa Tomei’s character Mona Lisa Vito in My Cousin Vinny is so hellbent on getting Chinese food in rural Alabama. They’ve just arrived in town after a nearly 16-hour drive where her fiance (Joe Pesci AKA Vincent Gambini AKA Joey Gallo AKA Jerry Callo) has to defend his nephew and another innocent young kid from getting put in the electric chair. One of the first words out of her mouth is “I bet the Chinese food here is terrible.” She’s being sarcastic, but there’s a deep layer of frustration in what she’s saying. I guess when you’re craving Chinese, nothing else will do. Order the salt and pepper prawns and the twice-cooked pork from Lao Sze Chaun and watch Tomei put on one of the best performances in movie history.” -CM

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Movie Pairing: Cabin In The Woods (Hulu)

“I’ve had the privilege of seeing Cabin In The Woods with a skeptic who didn’t know anything about it. They were expecting a typical horror movie, and it was deeply gratifying to watch their surprise as it slowly registered how funny this movie is. And because most of Cabin In The Woods takes place (wait for it) in a cabin in the woods, it goes perfectly with food from Frontier, a restaurant that actually has antelope on the menu. You can go full cabin-mode and get elk or wild boar. Or take a cue from the movie and do a genre switcheroo. Order Frontier’s “stoner dinner” that includes a cheesesteak, flamin’ hot Cheetos, and red-velvet deep-fried oreo. What’s this spot doing with this particular meal on their menu? It doesn’t matter, just appreciate the surprise.” -AK

Pho 777 $$$$ 1065 W Argyle St

Movie Pairing: The Muppet Movie (Disney Plus)

“There are some things in this world that have an immediate calming effect. In this case, though, I’m referring to the opening notes of “The Rainbow Connection” played by Kermit the Frog at beginning of The Muppet Movie - not anything that comes in gummy form. The second I hear that banjo, I take a deep breath and know that for the next 97 minutes, I get to sit in a warm, content state and wonder things like, “But why a Studebaker?” and “Was there really a market demand at the Bogen County Fair for dragonfly ripple ice cream?” Pho makes me feel similarly, especially the Tai Bo Vien at Pho 777. It comes with round steak and those mysterious squeaky meatballs, and just the smell of the broth makes me feel f*ckng great. However, a gummy for dessert doesn’t seem like the worst idea either.” -MB

Split Rail $ $ $ $ American , Bar Food , Gastropub in Humboldt Park $$$$ 2500 W Chicago Ave 7.7 /10

Movie Pairing: My Girl (Netflix)

“My family used to own funeral homes. Like, seriously, Six Feet Under-style. Thankfully the business was sold before I was born, so I didn’t experience growing up in one. But my dad did, and that’s who I saw My Girl with for the first time. And he, a 46-year-old man, identified with 11-year-old Vada Sultenfuss even more than I did (an actual 11-year-old girl). Everything about this movie is very nostalgic and makes me feel coming-of-agey and sweet. Well, except for the traumatizing bee scene. Either way, nothing goes better with that feeling than a plate of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and fluffy biscuits from Split Rail.” -AK

Machine: Engineered Dining & Drink $$$$ 1846 W Division St

Movie Pairing: Tank Girl (Netflix)

“Tank Girl combines two of my favorite movie things: a post-apocalyptic wasteland and awesome futuristic hair. And while Mad Max is the dystopian GOAT, during this current situation I’ll take brightly colored ass-kickings delivered by Lori Petty over the grim brooding of Furiosa anytime. Basically, it’s the feel-good post-apocalyptic movie you didn’t know you needed. And nothing goes better with the fun, ridiculous tone of this film than one of the slightly-silly cocktails from Machine (they come with candy cages and a little hammer), and pairing it with a giant bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.” -AK

Tempesta Market $ $ $ $ Sandwiches , Deli in West Town $$$$ 1372 W Grand Ave 8.2 /10

Movie Pairing: _The Other Guys (Neflix)

“ I like The Other Guys so much I re-named my Wifi network Dirty Mike & The Boys. And every time I watch it, there’s something hilarious that I hadn’t noticed before. Like when I found out that the scene where Will Ferrel explains to Mark Whalberg that a lion attacking a tuna would be a bad idea was completely improvised. I could go on about all the phenomenal details in this movie, and how there’s truly just no wasted space at all. It’s hard not to say the same about Tempesta Market’s menu, where everything on it feels essential. Besides their delicious sandwiches (including a bacon, lettuce, tomato, egg, and giant hashbrown creation called the “Potato-nator”), they also sell a ton of stuff that will keep your pantry stocked. From Italian staples like giardiniera, dry pasta, and olive oil to wine, beer, meat, cheese, and gelato. If you’re (understandably) feeling like Whalberg’s character right now (“IT’S A BAD TIME, BOB!”), order something from Tempesta.” -CM

Gene’s Sausage Shop $$$$ 4750 N Lincoln Ave

Moving Pairing: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (Netflix)

“You know what I want to do right now? I want to go outside and dance in a crowd and sing in the street and take a joy ride in a vintage Ferrari while the Star Wars theme song plays in the background. Yes, I want to be Ferris for an afternoon. This movie makes me think of everything great about Chicago in the springtime - and like all great things in life, includes a nonsensical parade that peaks with the greatest lip-syncing of “Twist & Shout” ever filmed. Unfortunately, none of this is currently possible. So instead, I’ll settle for watching Cameron’s Seurat-induced epiphany over a few brats from Gene’s and pretend to be Abe Froman, the sausage king of - well, my apartment - for the day.” -MB

Sun Wah $ $ $ $ Chinese , BBQ in Uptown $$$$ 5039 N Broadway St 8.1 /10

Movie Pairing: Arrival (Prime)

From the minute Arrival starts, it’s clear that the stakes are as high as possible: the fate of the human race is in question because aliens. This is the kind of movie I live for - one that makes me so anxious I feel like I’m going to puke because I’m so invested in the characters, even with their giant flaws (this is also why I’m a Bulls fan). Therefore, the best way to watch Arrival is with as little distraction as possible since there’s already a lot going on (like how can a language make you time travel??). That’s why getting a barbecued duck combo from Sun Wah is ideal - you can just hold the takeout container up to your mouth and mindlessly eat as you watch Amy Adams try to save humanity.

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Movie Pairing: Gremlins (Amazon)

“Hear me out: we are all Gizmo right now. After a month of being at home without access to my salon, gym, and favorite restaurants, I can definitely relate to the transformation from a sweet, adorable mogwai into a bitter, hideous gremlin - not to mention the compulsion to eat a ton of junk food after midnight. And eating something that only a child or drunk person (like mac and cheese pizza or s’mores pizza) from Dimo’s is what we all need. It’s the ultimate in pandemic f*ck it food.” -AK

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Disney Plus UK movies and shows revealed: here’s the full list at launch

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The full list of Disney Plus UK films and shows coming in time for launch has been released, and you’re in for a treat. Among the 500 films, 350 shows and 600+ episodes of The Simpsons, you’ve got close to a complete set of Marvel movies and every Star Wars film minus The Rise of Skywalker (which is coming at a later date, Disney UK confirms).

Below, we’ve reproduced the full list, which comes courtesy of Disney and is noted as being correct at the time of issue. Other highlights on Disney Plus UK at launch include James Cameron’s Avatar, the Home Alone trilogy, a payload of Pixar movies and even all of Fox’s X-Men movies (minus more mature films like Logan and Deadpool). You’ve also got 2019’s live-action Aladdin and The Lion King movies to look forward to.

If you like what you see, you can sign up to Disney Plus for a year at just £49.99, which is £10 off when you pre-order before the March 24 release date.

You’d be hard-pushed to find many gaps in there, and you’ve got a lot of TV to get through. Shows like Agent Carter and The Runaways are well worth checking out on the Marvel side, even if their canonical status is a bit dubious.

The full list is gigantic, and it comes direct from Disney, so you’ll have to forgive the odd formatting of some of the content on here. Have a look, then, at the full list of films and shows coming to Disney Plus UK on March 24…

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Let’s start with Disney-specific movies…

101 DALMATIANS (1996)

101 DALMATIANS II: PATCH’S LONDON ADVENTURE

102 DALMATIANS

20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA

THE ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR

THE ADVENTURES OF BULLWHIP GRIFFIN

THE ADVENTURES OF HUCK FINN

THE ADVENTURES OF ICHABOD AND MR. TOAD

AFRICAN CATS

THE AFRICAN LION

ALADDIN (1992)

ALADDIN (2019)

ALADDIN AND THE KING OF THIEVES

ALEXANDER AND THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY

ALICE IN WONDERLAND (1951)

ALICE IN WONDERLAND (2010)

ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS

ALLEY CATS STRIKE (DISNEY CHANNEL)

AMERICA’S HEART & SOUL

AMY

ANNIE (1999)

THE APPLE DUMPLING GANG RIDES AGAIN

THE APPLE DUMPLING GANG

THE ARISTOCATS

ATLANTIS: MILO’S RETURN

ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE

BABES IN TOYLAND

BAMBI

BAMBI II

BEARS

THE BEARS AND I

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (1991)

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (2017)

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST-THE ENCHANTED CHRISTMAS

BEDKNOBS AND BROOMSTICKS

BEDTIME STORIES

BELLE’S MAGICAL WORLD (1998)

BENJI THE HUNTED

BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA

BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA 2

BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA 3: VIVA LA FIESTA!

THE BIG GREEN

BIG HERO 6

THE BISCUIT EATER

THE BLACK CAULDRON

THE BLACK HOLE (1979)

BLACKBEARD’S GHOST

BLANK CHECK

BOLT

BORN IN CHINA

THE BOYS: THE SHERMAN BROTHERS’ STORY

BRINK! (DISNEY CHANNEL)

BROTHER BEAR

BROTHER BEAR 2

BUFFALO DREAMS (DISNEY CHANNEL)

CADET KELLY (DISNEY CHANNEL)

CAN OF WORMS (DISNEY CHANNEL)

CANDLESHOE

CASEBUSTERS

THE CASTAWAY COWBOY

THE CAT FROM OUTER SPACE

CHEETAH

THE CHEETAH GIRLS 2

THE CHEETAH GIRLS

CHICKEN LITTLE

CHIMPANZEE

CHRISTOPHER ROBIN

THE CHRISTMAS STAR

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE

CINDERELLA (1950)

CINDERELLA (2015)

CINDERELLA II: DREAMS COME TRUE (2002)

CINDERELLA III: A TWIST IN TIME

COLLEGE ROAD TRIP

THE COLOR OF FRIENDSHIP (DISNEY CHANNEL)

THE COMPUTER WORE TENNIS SHOES

CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN

COOL RUNNINGS

THE COUNTRY BEARS

COW BELLES (DISNEY CHANNEL)

CRIMSON WING

D2: THE MIGHTY DUCKS

D3: THE MIGHTY DUCKS

DARBY O’GILL AND THE LITTLE PEOPLE

DAVY CROCKETT AND THE RIVER PIRATES

DAVY CROCKETT, KING OF THE WILD FRONTIER

DINOSAUR

DISNEY ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING (2016) (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY AVALON HIGH (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY BAD HAIR DAY (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY CAMP ROCK (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY CAMP ROCK 2 THE FINAL JAM (VERSION 1) (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY CLOUD 9 (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY DADNAPPED (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY DEN BROTHER (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY DESCENDANTS

DISNEY DESCENDANTS 2 (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY FREAKY FRIDAY (2018)

DISNEY FRENEMIES (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY GEEK CHARMING (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY GIRL VS. MONSTER (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY GOOD LUCK CHARLIE, IT’S CHRISTMAS! (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY HATCHING PETE (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY HOW TO BUILD A BETTER BOY (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY INVISIBLE SISTER (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY KIM POSSIBLE

DISNEY LEMONADE MOUTH

DISNEY LET IT SHINE

DISNEY MINUTEMEN

DISNEY PRINCESS PROTECTION PROGRAM

DISNEY SECRET OF THE WINGS (AKA: DISNEY TINKER BELL AND THE SECRET OF THE WINGS)

DISNEY SHARPAY’S FABULOUS ADVENTURE

DISNEY SKYRUNNERS

DISNEY TANGLED BEFORE EVER AFTER

DISNEY TEEN BEACH 2

DISNEY TEEN BEACH MOVIE

DISNEY THE CHEETAH GIRLS ONE WORLD (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DISNEY THE SUITE LIFE MOVIE

DISNEY WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE THE MOVIE

DISNEY ZOMBIES

DISNEY’S A CHRISTMAS CAROL (2009)

DISNEY’S KIM POSSIBLE MOVIE: SO THE DRAMA

DISNEY’S LEROY & STITCH

DISNEY’S TARZAN & JANE (2002)

DISNEY’S TEACHER’S PET

DISNEY’S THE KID (2000)

DON’T LOOK UNDER THE BED (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DOUBLE TEAMED (DISNEY CHANNEL)

DOUG’S 1ST MOVIE

DUCKTALES: THE MOVIE TREASURE OF THE LOST LAMP

DUMBO (1941)

DUMBO (2019)

EDDIE’S MILLION DOLLAR COOK-OFF (DISNEY CHANNEL)

EIGHT BELOW

EMIL AND THE DETECTIVES

THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE

ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN

THE EVEN STEVENS MOVIE (DISNEY CHANNEL)

EXPEDITION CHINA

AN EXTREMELY GOOFY MOVIE

FANTASIA (1940)

FANTASIA 2000

THE FINEST HOURS

FIRST KID

FLUBBER

THE FOX AND THE HOUND 2

THE FOX AND THE HOUND

FRANK AND OLLIE

FRANKENWEENIE (2012)

FREAKY FRIDAY (1977)

FREAKY FRIDAY (2003)

FROZEN

FULL-COURT MIRACLE (DISNEY CHANNEL)

FUN AND FANCY FREE

FUZZBUCKET

THE GAME PLAN

GENIUS (DISNEY CHANNEL)

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE

GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE 2

GET A CLUE (DISNEY CHANNEL)

G-FORCE

THE GHOSTS OF BUXLEY HALL

GLORY ROAD

GO FIGURE (DISNEY CHANNEL)

GOING TO THE MAT (DISNEY CHANNEL)

A GOOFY MOVIE

GOTTA KICK IT UP (DISNEY CHANNEL)

THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE (AKA: ADVENTURES OF THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE)

THE GREAT MUPPET CAPER

THE GREATEST GAME EVER PLAYED

GREYFRIARS BOBBY

GROWING UP WILD

GUS

HACKSAW

HALLOWEENTOWN (DISNEY CHANNEL)

HALLOWEENTOWN HIGH (DISNEY CHANNEL)

HALLOWEENTOWN II: KALABAR’S REVENGE (DISNEY CHANNEL)

HANNAH MONTANA AND MILEY CYRUS: BEST OF BOTH WORLDS CONCERT TOUR 3D

HANNAH MONTANA THE MOVIE

THE HAUNTED MANSION (2003)

HEAVYWEIGHTS

HERBIE GOES BANANAS

HERBIE GOES TO MONTE CARLO

HERBIE RIDES AGAIN (1974)

HERBIE: FULLY LOADED

HERCULES (1997)

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (DISNEY CHANNEL)

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3: SENIOR YEAR

HOCUS POCUS

HOLES

HOME ON THE RANGE

HOMEWARD BOUND II: LOST IN SAN FRANCISCO

HOMEWARD BOUND: THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY

HONEY, I BLEW UP THE KID

HONEY, I SHRUNK THE KIDS

HONEY, WE SHRUNK OURSELVES

HORSE SENSE (DISNEY CHANNEL)

HOUNDED (FKA: THE DOG HOUSE) (DISNEY CHANNEL)

THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME II

THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME (ANIMATED) (1996)

ICE PRINCESS

I’LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

THE INCREDIBLE JOURNEY (’63)

INSPECTOR GADGET

INSPECTOR GADGET II

INTO THE WOODS

INVINCIBLE

IRON WILL

JOHN CARTER

JOHNNY KAPAHALA: BACK ON BOARD

JOHNNY TSUNAMI

JONAS BROTHERS: THE 3D CONCERT EXPERIENCE

THE JOURNEY OF NATTY GANN

JUMP IN!

JUMPING SHIP

THE JUNGLE BOOK 2

THE JUNGLE BOOK (2016)

THE JUNGLE BOOK (ANIM) (1967)

THE JUNGLE BOOK: MOWGLI’S STORY

JUNGLE CAT

JUSTIN MORGAN HAD A HORSE

KRONK’S NEW GROOVE

LADY AND THE TRAMP (1955)

LADY AND THE TRAMP II: SCAMP’S ADVENTURE

LIFE IS RUFF

LIFE-SIZE 2

LILO & STITCH

LILO & STITCH 2: STITCH HAS A GLITCH (2005)

THE LION KING 1 ½ (2004)

THE LION KING II: SIMBA’S PRIDE (1998)

THE LION KING (1994)

THE LION KING (2019)

THE LITTLE MERMAID II: RETURN TO THE SEA

THE LITTLE MERMAID (1989)

THE LITTLE MERMAID: ARIEL’S BEGINNING

THE LIVING DESERT

THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE

THE LONE RANGER (2013)

THE LOVE BUG

LUCK OF THE IRISH

MALEFICENT

THE MANY ADVENTURES OF WINNIE THE POOH

MARS NEEDS MOMS

MARY POPPINS (1964)

MARY POPPINS RETURNS

MAX KEEBLE’S BIG MOVE

MCFARLAND, USA

MEET THE DEEDLES

MEET THE ROBINSONS

MELODY TIME

MICKEY, DONALD, GOOFY: THE THREE MUSKETEERS

MICKEY’S ONCE UPON A CHRISTMAS

MICKEY’S TWICE UPON A CHRISTMAS (2004)

THE MIGHTY DUCKS

MIGHTY JOE YOUNG

MILLION DOLLAR ARM

THE MILLION DOLLAR DUCK

MIRACLE

MIRACLE AT MIDNIGHT

MIRACLE IN LANE 2

MOANA (AKA: VAIANA)

MOM’S GOT A DATE WITH A VAMPIRE

MONKEY KINGDOM

MOTOCROSSED (FKA: 12TH LAP)

MR. BOOGEDY

MR. MAGOO

MULAN (1998)

MULAN II (2005)

THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL

THE MUPPET MOVIE

MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND

MUPPETS MOST WANTED

THE MUPPETS

MY FAVORITE MARTIAN

NATIONAL TREASURE

NATIONAL TREASURE: BOOK OF SECRETS

NEWSIES

NEWSIES: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL

THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (TIM BURTON’S)

THE NUTCRACKER AND THE FOUR REALMS

NOW YOU SEE IT (DISNEY CHANNEL)

THE ODD LIFE OF TIMOTHY GREEN

OLD DOGS

OLD YELLER

OLIVER & COMPANY

ONCE UPON A MATTRESS

ONE HUNDRED AND ONE DALMATIANS (1961)

ONE MAGIC CHRISTMAS

OPERATION DUMBO DROP

THE OTHER ME

OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL

THE PACIFIER

THE PARENT TRAP (1961)

THE PARENT TRAP (1998)

PERRI

PETER PAN (1953)

PETE’S DRAGON (1977)

PETE’S DRAGON (2016)

PHANTOM OF THE MEGAPLEX

PIGLET’S BIG MOVIE

PINOCCHIO (1940)

THE PIRATE FAIRY (AKA: TINKER BELL AND THE PIRATE FAIRY)

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD’S END

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL

THE PIXAR STORY

PIXEL PERFECT (AKA: LORETTA MODERN)

PLANES

PLANES: FIRE & RESCUE

POCAHONTAS

POCAHONTAS II: JOURNEY TO A NEW WORLD

POLLYANNA

THE POOF POINT

POOH’S GRAND ADVENTURE: THE SEARCH FOR CHRISTOPHER ROBIN

POOH’S HEFFALUMP MOVIE

THE PRINCE AND THE PAUPER

THE PRINCE AND THE PAUPER (FEATURETTE)

PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME

THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG

THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2: ROYAL ENGAGEMENT

THE PRINCESS DIARIES

PROM

THE PROUD FAMILY MOVIE

QUEEN OF KATWE

QUINTS

RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN

RALPH BREAKS THE INTERNET

READ IT AND WEEP

READY TO RUN

RECESS: ALL GROWED DOWN

RECESS: SCHOOL’S OUT

RECESS: TAKING THE 5TH GRADE

THE RELUCTANT DRAGON

REMEMBER THE TITANS

THE RESCUERS DOWN UNDER

THE RESCUERS

RETURN FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN

THE RETURN OF JAFAR

RETURN TO HALLOWEENTOWN

RETURN TO NEVER LAND

RETURN TO OZ

RIGHT ON TRACK (AKA: THE ENDER SISTERS)

A RING OF ENDLESS LIGHT

RIP GIRLS

ROBIN HOOD (1973)

THE ROCKETEER

THE ROOKIE

RUBY BRIDGES

SACRED PLANET

SALUDOS AMIGOS (1943)

SAMMY, THE WAY-OUT SEAL

SANTA BUDDIES

THE SANTA CLAUSE 2

THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE

THE SANTA CLAUSE

SANTA PAWS 2: THE SANTA PUPS

SAVING MR. BANKS

THE SCREAM TEAM

THE SEARCH FOR SANTA PAWS

THE SECRET OF THE MAGIC GOURD

SECRETARIAT

SECRETS OF LIFE

THE SHAGGY D.A.

THE SHAGGY DOG (1959)

SHIPWRECKED

SKY HIGH

SLEEPING BEAUTY

SMART HOUSE

SNOW DOGS

SNOW LEOPARDS: THE GHOSTS OF THE MOUNTAINS

SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS

SNOWBALL EXPRESS

THE SORCERER’S APPRENTICE (2010)

SPACE BUDDIES

STARSTRUCK

STEPSISTER FROM PLANET WEIRD

STITCH! THE MOVIE

THE STORY OF ROBIN HOOD AND HIS MERRIE MEN

THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD

STUCK IN THE SUBURBS

SULTAN AND THE ROCK STAR

SUPER BUDDIES

SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON (1960)

THE SWORD IN THE STONE

TALL TALE

TANGLED (2010)

TARZAN (1999)

TARZAN II (2005)

THAT DARN CAT (1997)

THAT DARN CAT! (1965)

THE THIRTEENTH YEAR (DISNEY CHANNEL)

THOSE CALLOWAYS

THE THREE CABALLEROS

THE THREE MUSKETEERS (1993)

TIGER CRUISE (AKA: VOYAGE)

THE TIGGER MOVIE

TINI: EL GRAN CAMBIO DE VIOLETTA

TINKER BELL

TINKER BELL AND THE GREAT FAIRY RESCUE

TINKER BELL AND THE LEGEND OF THE NEVERBEAST

TINKER BELL AND THE LOST TREASURE

TOM AND HUCK

TOMORROWLAND

TREASURE BUDDIES

TREASURE ISLAND

TREASURE OF MATECUMBE

TREASURE PLANET

TRON

TRON: LEGACY

TRU CONFESSIONS (DISNEY CHANNEL)

TUCK EVERLASTING

TWAS THE NIGHT……. (DISNEY CHANNEL)

TWITCHES

TWITCHES TOO

THE UGLY DACHSHUND

THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS PRESENT

UNDERDOG

UNIDENTIFIED FLYING ODDBALL

UP, UP AND AWAY (DISNEY CHANNEL)

THE VANISHING PRAIRIE

WAKING SLEEPING BEAUTY

WENDY WU: HOMECOMING WARRIOR

WHISPERS: AN ELEPHANT’S TALE

WHITE FANG

THE WILD (2006)

WINGS OF LIFE (AKA: POLLEN)

WINNIE THE POOH

WINNIE THE POOH: A VERY MERRY POOH YEAR

WINNIE THE POOH: SPRINGTIME WITH ROO (HOME VIDEO) (2004)

WRECK-IT RALPH

WRINKLE IN TIME, A (2018)

XIONG MAO HUI JIA LU (AKA: TRAIL OF THE PANDA)

YELLOWSTONE CUBS

YOU LUCKY DOG

YOU WISH! (2003) (DISNEY CHANNEL)

THE YOUNG BLACK STALLION

ZAPPED

ZENON: GIRL OF THE 21ST CENTURY (DISNEY CHANNEL)

ZENON: THE ZEQUEL (DISNEY CHANNEL)

ZENON: Z3

ZOOTOPIA (AKA: ZOOTROPOLIS)

Disney TV shows on Disney Plus UK

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BOY MEETS WORLD (YR 1 1993/94 EPS 1-22)

BOY MEETS WORLD (YR 2 1994/95 EPS 23-45)

BOY MEETS WORLD (YR 3 1995/96 EPS 46-67)

BOY MEETS WORLD (YR 4 1996/97 EPS 68-89)

BOY MEETS WORLD (YR 5 1997/98 EPS 90-113)

BOY MEETS WORLD (YR 6 1998/99 EPS 114-135)

BOY MEETS WORLD (YR 7 1999/00 23 EPS 136-158)

CHIP ‘N’ DALE’S RESCUE RANGERS (YR 1 1989/90 EPS 1-65)

DARKWING DUCK (YR 1 1991/92 EPS 1-78)

DARKWING DUCK (YR 2 1992/93 EPS 79-91)

DISNEY ANDI MACK (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-13)

DISNEY ANDI MACK (YR 2 2017/18 EPS 14-39)

DISNEY AUSTIN & ALLY (YR 1 2011/12 EPS 1-19)

DISNEY AUSTIN & ALLY (YR 2 2012/13 EPS 20-45)

DISNEY AUSTIN & ALLY (YR 3 2013/14 EPS 46-67)

DISNEY AUSTIN & ALLY (YR 4 2014/15 EPS 68-87)

DISNEY BEST FRIENDS WHENEVER (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1-19)

DISNEY BEST FRIENDS WHENEVER (YR 2 2016/17 EPS 20-32)

DISNEY BIG CITY GREENS (SHORTS) (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-7)

DISNEY BIG HERO 6 THE SERIES (SHORTS) (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-6)

DISNEY BIG HERO 6 THE SERIES (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-25)

DISNEY BIZAARDVARK (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1-21)

DISNEY BIZAARDVARK (YR 2 2016/17 EPS 22-42)

DISNEY BUNK’D (YR 1 2014/15 EPS 1-21)

DISNEY BUNK’D (YR 2 2015/16 EPS 22-42)

DISNEY BUNK’D (YR 3 2017/18 EPS 43-58)

DISNEY CAPTAIN JAKE AND THE NEVER LAND PIRATES (YR 4 2014/15 EPS 101-120)

DISNEY DESCENDANTS: WICKED WORLD (SHORTS) (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1-18)

DISNEY DESCENDANTS: WICKED WORLD (SHORTS) (YR 2 2016/17 EPS 19-36)

DISNEY DOC MCSTUFFINS (YR 1 2011/12 EPS 1-26)

DISNEY DOC MCSTUFFINS (YR 2 2013/14 EPS 27-63)

DISNEY DOC MCSTUFFINS (YR 3 2014/15 EPS 64-92)

DISNEY DOC MCSTUFFINS: TOY HOSPITAL (YR 4 2015/16 EPS 93-120)

DISNEY DUCKTALES (SHORTS) (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-15)

DISNEY DUCKTALES (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-25)

DISNEY ELENA OF AVALOR (SHORTS) (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-10)

DISNEY ELENA OF AVALOR (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1-26)

DISNEY ELENA OF AVALOR (YR 2 2017/18 EPS 27-51)

DISNEY GIRL MEETS WORLD (YR 1 2013/14 EPS 1-21)

DISNEY GIRL MEETS WORLD (YR 2 2014/15 EPS 22-51)

DISNEY GIRL MEETS WORLD (YR 3 2015/16 EPS 52-72)

DISNEY GOOD LUCK CHARLIE (YR 1 2009/10 EPS 1-26)

DISNEY GOOD LUCK CHARLIE (YR 2 2010/11 EPS 27-56)

DISNEY GOOD LUCK CHARLIE (YR 3 2011/12 EPS 57-79)

DISNEY GOOD LUCK CHARLIE (YR 4 2012/13 EPS 80-100)

DISNEY GRAVITY FALLS (SHORTS) (YR 1 2012/13 EPS 1-17)

DISNEY GRAVITY FALLS (YR 1 2011/12 EPS 1-20)

DISNEY GRAVITY FALLS (YR 2 2013/14 EPS 21-41)

DISNEY HANNAH MONTANA (YR 1 2005/06 EPS 1-26)

DISNEY HANNAH MONTANA (YR 2 2006/07 EPS 27-56)

DISNEY HANNAH MONTANA (YR 3 2008/09 EPS 57-86)

DISNEY HANNAH MONTANA FOREVER (YR 4 2009/10 EPS 87-101)

DISNEY HENRY HUGGLEMONSTER (YR 1 2012/13 EPS 1-26)

DISNEY HENRY HUGGLEMONSTER (YR 2 2014/15 EPS 27-49)

DISNEY JAKE AND THE NEVER LAND PIRATES (YR 1 2010/11 EPS 1-26)

DISNEY JAKE AND THE NEVER LAND PIRATES (YR 2 2011/12 EPS 27-64)

DISNEY JAKE AND THE NEVER LAND PIRATES (YR 3 2013/14 EPS 65-100)

DISNEY JESSIE (YR 1 2011/12 EPS 1-26)

DISNEY JESSIE (YR 2 2012/13 EPS 27-54)

DISNEY JESSIE (YR 3 2013/14 EPS 55-81)

DISNEY JESSIE (YR 4 2014/15 EPS 82-101)

DISNEY JUNIOR MUPPET BABIES (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-20)

DISNEY JUNIOR MUPPET BABIES SHOW AND TELL (SHORTS) (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-10)

DISNEY JUNIOR MUSIC NURSERY RHYMES (SHORTS) (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-20)

DISNEY K.C. UNDERCOVER (YR 1 2014/15 EPS 1-29)

DISNEY K.C. UNDERCOVER (YR 2 2015/16 EPS 30-55)

DISNEY K.C. UNDERCOVER (YR 3 2016/17 EPS 56-81)

DISNEY KICKIN’ IT (YR 1 2010/11 EPS 1-21)

DISNEY KICKIN’ IT (YR 2 2011/12 EPS 22-45)

DISNEY KICKIN’ IT (YR 3 2012/13 EPS 46-67)

DISNEY KICKIN’ IT (YR 4 2013/14 EPS 68-85)

DISNEY LAB RATS (YR 1 2011/12 EPS 1-20)

DISNEY LAB RATS (YR 2 2012/13 EPS 21-46)

DISNEY LAB RATS (YR 3 2013/14 EPS 47-72)

DISNEY LAB RATS: BIONIC ISLAND (YR 4 2014/15 EPS 73-98)

DISNEY LAB RATS: ELITE FORCE (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1-16)

DISNEY LEGEND OF THE THREE CABALLEROS (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-13)

DISNEY LIV AND MADDIE (YR 1 2013/14 EPS 1-21)

DISNEY LIV AND MADDIE (YR 2 2014/15 EPS 22-45)

DISNEY LIV AND MADDIE (YR 3 2015/16 EPS 46-65)

DISNEY LIV AND MADDIE: CALI STYLE (YR 4 2016/17 EPS 66-80)

DISNEY MICKEY AND THE ROADSTER RACERS (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-26)

DISNEY MICKEY MOUSE (SHORTS) (YR 1 2012/13 EPS 1-19)

DISNEY MICKEY MOUSE (SHORTS) (YR 2 2013/14 EPS 20-39)

DISNEY MICKEY MOUSE (SHORTS) (YR 3 2014/15 EPS 40-57)

DISNEY MICKEY MOUSE (SHORTS) (YR 4 2016/17 EPS 58-76)

DISNEY MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (YR 2 2007/08 EPS 27-65)

DISNEY MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (YR 3 2009/10 EPS 66-100)

DISNEY MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (YR 4 2011/12 EPS 101-122)

DISNEY MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (YR 5 2013/14 EPS 123-132)

DISNEY MILES FROM TOMORROWLAND (YR 1 2014/15 EPS 1-30)

DISNEY MILES FROM TOMORROWLAND (YR 2 2015/16 EPS 31-55)

DISNEY MILO MURPHY’S LAW (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-21)

DISNEY MINNIE’S BOW-TOONS (SHORTS) (YR 1 2011/12 EPS 1-10)

DISNEY MINNIE’S BOW-TOONS (SHORTS) (YR 2 2012/13 EPS 11-20)

DISNEY MINNIE’S BOW-TOONS (SHORTS) (YR 3 2013/14 EPS 21-40)

DISNEY MUPPET MOMENTS (SHORTS) (YR 1 2014/15 EPS 1-41)

DISNEY PHINEAS AND FERB (YR 1 2007/08 EPS 1-26)

DISNEY PHINEAS AND FERB (YR 2 2008/09 EPS 27-65)

DISNEY PHINEAS AND FERB (YR 3 2010/11 EPS 66-100)

DISNEY PHINEAS AND FERB (YR 4 2012/13 EPS 101-136)

DISNEY PUPPY DOG PALS (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-25)

DISNEY RANDY CUNNINGHAM: 9TH GRADE NINJA (YR 1 2011/12 EPS 1-26)

DISNEY RANDY CUNNINGHAM: 9TH GRADE NINJA (YR 2 2013/14 EPS 27-50)

DISNEY RAVEN’S HOME (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-13)

DISNEY RAVEN’S HOME (YR 2 2017/18 EPS 14-34)

DISNEY SHAKE IT UP (YR 1 2010/11 EPS 1-21)

DISNEY SHAKE IT UP (YR 2 2011/12 EPS 22-52)

DISNEY SHAKE IT UP (YR 3 2012/13 EPS 53-78)

DISNEY SHERIFF CALLIE’S WILD WEST (YR 1 2013/14 EPS 1-23)

DISNEY SHERIFF CALLIE’S WILD WEST (YR 2 2014/15 EPS 24-45)

DISNEY SOFIA THE FIRST (YR 1 2012/13 EPS 1-25)

DISNEY SOFIA THE FIRST (YR 2 2013/14 EPS 26-56)

DISNEY SOFIA THE FIRST (YR 3 2014/15 EPS 57-86)

DISNEY SOFIA THE FIRST (YR 4 2015/16 EPS 87-116)

DISNEY STAR VS. THE FORCES OF EVIL (YR 1 2014/15 EPS 1-13)

DISNEY STAR VS. THE FORCES OF EVIL (YR 2 2015/16 EPS 14-35)

DISNEY TAKE TWO WITH PHINEAS AND FERB (SHORTS) (YR 1 2010/11 EPS 1-10)

DISNEY TANGLED: THE SERIES – SHORT CUTS (SHORTS) (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-4)

DISNEY TANGLED: THE SERIES (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-25)

DISNEY THE LION GUARD (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1-28)

DISNEY THE LION GUARD (YR 2 2016/17 EPS 29-58)

DISNEY THE LODGE (YR 1 EPS 1-10)

DISNEY THE LODGE (YR 2 EPS 11-25)

DISNEY THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK & CODY (YR 3 2006/07 EPS 66-87)

DISNEY THE SUITE LIFE ON DECK (YR 1 2008/09 EPS. 1-21)

DISNEY THE SUITE LIFE ON DECK (YR 2 2009/10 EPS 22-51)

DISNEY THE SUITE LIFE ON DECK (YR 3 2010/11 EPS 52-73)

DISNEY TRON: UPRISING (YR 1 2011/12 EPS 1-18)

DISNEY VAMPIRINA (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-25)

DISNEY VAMPIRINA GHOUL GIRLS ROCK! (SHORTS) (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-7)

DISNEY WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE (YR 1 2007/08 EPS 1-21)

DISNEY WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE (YR 2 2008/09 EPS 22-51)

DISNEY WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE (YR 3 2009/10 EPS 52-81)

DISNEY WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE (YR 4 2010/11 EPS 82-110)

DISNEY’S ADVENTURES OF THE GUMMI BEARS (YR 1 1985/86 EPS 1-13) (BVI-TV)

DISNEY’S ADVENTURES OF THE GUMMI BEARS (YR 2 1986/87 EPS 14-21) (BVI-TV)

DISNEY’S ADVENTURES OF THE GUMMI BEARS (YR 3 1987/88 EPS 22-29) (BVI-TV)

DISNEY’S ADVENTURES OF THE GUMMI BEARS (YR 4 1988/89 EPS 30-39) (BVI-TV)

DISNEY’S ADVENTURES OF THE GUMMI BEARS (YR 5 1989/90 EPS 40-47) (BVI-TV)

DISNEY’S ADVENTURES OF THE GUMMI BEARS (YR 6 1990/91 EPS 48-65) (BVI-TV)

DISNEY’S DOUG (YR 1 1996/97 EPS 1-26)

DISNEY’S DOUG (YR 2 1997/98 EPS 27-34)

DISNEY’S DOUG (YR 3 1998/99 EPS 35-65)

DISNEY’S DUCKTALES (YR 1 1987/88 EPS 1-65)

DISNEY’S DUCKTALES (YR 2 1989/90 EPS 66-95)

DISNEY’S DUCKTALES (YR 3 1990/91 EPS 96-100)

DISNEY’S FAIRY TALE WEDDINGS (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-6)

DISNEY’S KIM POSSIBLE (YR 1 2001/02 EPS 1-21)

DISNEY’S KIM POSSIBLE (YR 2 2002/03 EPS 22-52)

DISNEY’S KIM POSSIBLE (YR 3 2004/05 EPS 53-65)

DISNEY’S KIM POSSIBLE (YR 4 2006/07 EPS 66-87)

DISNEY’S LILO & STITCH: THE SERIES (YR 1 2003/04 EPS 1-39)

DISNEY’S LILO & STITCH: THE SERIES (YR 2 2004/05 EPS 40-65)

DISNEY’S MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE (YR 1 2005/06 EPS 1-26)

DISNEY’S MIGHTY DUCKS (YR 1 1996/97 EPS 1-26)

DISNEY’S QUACK PACK (YR 1 1996/97 EPS 1-39)

DISNEY’S RECESS (INTL VERSION) (YR 1 1997/98 EPS 1-13)

DISNEY’S RECESS (INTL VERSION) (YR 2 1998/99 EPS 14-26)

DISNEY’S RECESS (INTL VERSION) (YR 3 1999/00 EPS 27-65)

DISNEY’S TEACHER’S PET (YR 1 2000/01 EPS 1-13)

DISNEY’S TEACHER’S PET (YR 2 2001/02 EPS 14-39)

DISNEY’S THE LITTLE MERMAID (YR 1 1992/93 EPS 1-13)

DISNEY’S THE LITTLE MERMAID (YR 2 1993/94 EPS 14-22)

DISNEY’S THE LITTLE MERMAID (YR 3 1994/95 EPS 23-30)

FIRST CLASS CHEFS: FAMILY STYLE (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1-10)

GARGOYLES (YR 1 1994/95 EPS 1-13)

GARGOYLES (YR 2 1995/96 EPS 14-65)

GARGOYLES (YR 3 1996/97 EPS 66-78)

GOOF TROOP (YR 1 1992/93 EPS 1-78)

LEGO DISNEY FROZEN: NORTHERN LIGHTS (SHORTS) (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-4)

LION KING’S TIMON & PUMBAA (INTL. VERSION) (YR 1 1995/96 EPS 1-25)

LION KING’S TIMON & PUMBAA (INTL. VERSION) (YR 2 1996/97 EPS 26-46)

LION KING’S TIMON & PUMBAA (INTL. VERSION) (YR 3 1998/99 EPS 47-85)

LIZZIE MCGUIRE (YR 1 2000/01 EPS 1-31)

LIZZIE MCGUIRE (YR 2 2001/02 EPS 32-65)

MIRACULOUS TALES OF LADYBUG & CAT NOIR (YR 2 2017/18 EPS 27-52)

THE MUPPETS (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1-16)

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF WINNIE THE POOH (INTL VERS) (YR 2 1989/90 EPS 27-32)

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF WINNIE THE POOH (INTL VERS) (YR 3 1990/91 EPS 33-42)

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF WINNIE THE POOH (INTL VERS) (YR 4 1991/92 EPS 43-50)

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF WINNIE THE POOH (INTL VERSION)(YR 1 1988/89 EPS 1-26)

PJ MASKS (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1-26)

PJ MASKS (YR 2 2017/18 EPS 27-52)

SO WEIRD (YR 01 1998/99 EPS 01-13)

SO WEIRD (YR 02 1999/00 EPS 14-39)

SO WEIRD (YR 03 2000/01 EPS 40-65)

SOY LUNA (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1-80)

THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK & CODY (YR 1 2004/05 EPS 1-26)

THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK & CODY (YR 2 2005/06 EPS 27-65)

THAT’S SO RAVEN (YR 1 2002/03 EPS 1-21)

THAT’S SO RAVEN (YR 2 2003/04 EPS 22-43)

THAT’S SO RAVEN (YR 3 2004/05 EPS 44-78)

THAT’S SO RAVEN (YR 4 2005/06 EPS 79-100)

VIOLETTA (YR 1 2011/12 EPS 1-80)

These are categorised as ‘shorts’, meanwhile, and they include Steamboat Willie, the original Mickey Mouse cartoon.

THE ART OF SKIING

THE BAND CONCERT

BEACH PICNIC

BEARLY ASLEEP

BEEZY BEAR

THE BIG BAD WOLF

BOAT BUILDERS

BONE BANDIT

CANINE CADDY

CHEF DONALD

CHIP AN’ DALE

CLOCK CLEANERS

CORN CHIPS

DESTINO

DONALD’S GOLF GAME

DONALD’S TIRE TROUBLE

FERDINAND THE BULL

FLOWERS AND TREES

FOOD FOR FEUDIN’

FRANKENWEENIE (1984)

FROZEN FEVER

THE GODDESS OF SPRING

THE GOLDEN TOUCH

GRAND CANYONSCOPE

GRASSHOPPER AND THE ANTS

HAWAIIAN HOLIDAY

THE HOCKEY CHAMP

HOW TO FISH

HOW TO SWIM

INNER WORKINGS

LEND A PAW

THE LITTLE MATCHGIRL

THE LITTLE WHIRLWIND

LONESOME GHOSTS

MICKEY DOWN UNDER

MICKEY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY

MICKEY’S CHRISTMAS CAROL (FEATURETTE)

MICKEY’S DELAYED DATE

MICKEY’S RIVAL

MICKEY’S TRAILER

MR. DUCK STEPS OUT

MR. MOUSE TAKES A TRIP

OLAF’S FROZEN ADVENTURE (THEATRICAL)

THE OLD MILL

THE OLYMPIC CHAMP

PLUTO AND THE GOPHER

PLUTO’S CHRISTMAS TREE

PLUTO’S SURPRISE PACKAGE

PLUTO’S SWEATER

RESCUE DOG

SANTA’S WORKSHOP

THE SIMPLE THINGS

SOCIETY DOG SHOW

STEAMBOAT WILLIE

SUPER RHINO

THREE BLIND MOUSEKETEERS

THREE LITTLE PIGS (1933)

THREE LITTLE WOLVES

THRU THE MIRROR

TOBY TORTOISE RETURNS

THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE

TRAILER HORN

TUGBOAT MICKEY

THE UGLY DUCKLING (COLOR REMAKE-1939)

WINTER STORAGE

THE WISE LITTLE HEN

YE OLDEN DAYS

Finally, these are the specials under Disney-related TV.

ARENDELLE CASTLE YULE LOG

DISNEY THE WIZARDS RETURN: ALEX VS. ALEX (TV SPECIAL)

DISNEY UNDER THE SEA: A DESCENDANTS SHORT STORY

DISNEY’S FAIRY TALE WEDDINGS

DISNEY’S FAIRY TALE WEDDINGS: HOLIDAY MAGIC

THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF DISNEY: THE LITTLE MERMAID LIVE!

Disney Plus UK: Pixar movies

A complete collection of Pixar movies awaits you on Disney Plus UK.

BRAVE

BUG’S LIFE, A

CARS

CARS 2

CARS 3

COCO

FINDING DORY

FINDING NEMO

THE GOOD DINOSAUR

THE INCREDIBLES

INCREDIBLES 2

INSIDE OUT

MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

MONSTERS, INC.

RATATOUILLE

TOY STORY

TOY STORY 2

TOY STORY 3

TOY STORY 4

WALL-E

Meanwhile, these are the Pixar shorts you can look forward to.

THE ADVENTURES OF ANDRE & WALLY B.

AIR MATER

AUNTIE EDNA

THE BLUE UMBRELLA (2013)

BOUNDIN’

BUGGED

BURN-E

DAY & NIGHT

DUG’S SPECIAL MISSION

EL MATERDOR

FOR THE BIRDS

GEORGE AND A.J.

GERI’S GAME

HAWAIIAN VACATION

HEAVY METAL MATER

HICCUPS

JACK-JACK ATTACK

KNICK KNACK

LA LUNA

LAVA

THE LEGEND OF MOR’DU

LIFTED

LOU

LUXO JR.

MATER AND THE GHOSTLIGHT

MATER PRIVATE EYE

MATER THE GREATER

MIKE’S NEW CAR

MONSTER TRUCK MATER

MOON MATER

ONE MAN BAND

PARTLY CLOUDY

PARTY CENTRAL

PARTYSAURUS REX

PIPER

PRESTO

RADIATOR SPRINGS 500 1/2

RED’S DREAM

RESCUE SQUAD MATER

RILEY’S FIRST DATE?

SANJAY’S SUPER TEAM

SMALL FRY

SPINNING

TIME TRAVEL MATER

TIN TOY

TOKYO MATER

UNIDENTIFIED FLYING MATER

YOUR FRIEND THE RAT

Disney Plus UK: Marvel movies

The Marvel movies arrive in full swing, with more films than the US version of the service launched with. You won’t see the Spider-Man movies on this list, since Sony owns the rights to those, or The Incredible Hulk which is distributed by Universal. Plenty more X-Men movies than the US got, though…

ANT-MAN

ANT-MAN AND THE WASP

AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR

AVENGERS: ENDGAME

BLACK PANTHER

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER

CAPTAIN MARVEL

DOCTOR STRANGE

FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2

IRON MAN

IRON MAN 2

IRON MAN 3

MARVEL RISING: SECRET WARRIORS

MARVEL STUDIOS: ASSEMBLING A UNIVERSE

MARVEL SUPER HERO ADVENTURES: FROST FIGHT!

MARVEL: 75 YEARS, FROM PULP TO POP!

MARVEL’S AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON

MARVEL’S HULK: WHERE MONSTERS DWELL

MARVEL’S IRON MAN & CAPTAIN AMERICA: HEROES UNITED

MARVEL’S IRON MAN & HULK: HEROES UNITED

MARVEL’S THE AVENGERS

THOR

THOR: RAGNAROK

THOR: THE DARK WORLD

THE WOLVERINE (2013)

X-MEN

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE

X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

X-MEN: THE LAST STAND

These are the TV shows you can enjoy from Marvel, meanwhile.

MARVEL’S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (YR 2 2014/15 EPS 23-44)

MARVEL’S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (YR 3 2015/16 EPS 45-66)

MARVEL’S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (YR 4 2016/17 EPS 67-88)

MARVEL’S RUNAWAYS (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-10)

MARVEL’S RUNAWAYS (YR 2 2018/19 EPS 11-23)

THE AVENGERS: EARTH’S MIGHTIEST HEROES (YR 2 2011/12 EPS 27-52)

HULK AND THE AGENTS OF S.M.A.S.H. (YR 2 2014/15 EPS 27-52)

MARVEL COMICS X-MEN (YR 2 1993/94 EPS 14-26)

MARVEL COMICS X-MEN (YR 3 1994/95 EPS 27-45)

MARVEL COMICS X-MEN (YR 4 1995/96 EPS 46-70)

MARVEL COMICS X-MEN (YR 5 1996/97 EPS 71-76)

MARVEL ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN (YR 2 2012/13 EPS 27-52)

MARVEL ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN: WEB-WARRIORS (YR 3 2013/14 EPS 53-78)

MARVEL’S AVENGERS ASSEMBLE (YR 2 2014/15 EPS 27-52)

MARVEL’S AVENGERS: ULTRON REVOLUTION (YR 3 2015/16 EPS 53-78)

MARVEL’S GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (YR 2 2016/17 EPS 27-52)

THE SUPER HERO SQUAD SHOW (YR 2 2010/11 EPS 27-52)

MARVEL COMICS SPIDER-MAN (1995) (YR 1 1995/96 EPS 1-65) AKA NEW SPIDER-MAN

MARVEL’S ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN VS. THE SINISTER 6 (YR 4 2015/16 EPS 79-104)

MARVEL’S AVENGERS: SECRET WARS (YR 4 2016/17 EPS 79-104)

MARVEL’S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (YR 5 2017/18 EPS 89-110)

MARVEL COMICS X-MEN (YR 1 1992/93 EPS 1-13)

SPIDER-MAN UNLIMITED (YR 1 1999/00 EPS 1-13)

SPIDERWOMAN (YR 1 1979/80 EPS 1-16)

MARVEL COMICS THE INCREDIBLE HULK (YR 1 1996/97 EPS 1-21)

MARVEL’S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. (YR 1 2013/14 EPS 1-22)

SPIDER-MAN AND HIS AMAZING FRIENDS (YR 1 1982/83 EPS 1-24)

MARVEL’S FUTURE AVENGERS (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-26)

THE AVENGERS: EARTH’S MIGHTIEST HEROES (YR 1 2010/11 EPS 1-26)

FANTASTIC FOUR (YR 1 1994/95 EPS 1-26)

HULK AND THE AGENTS OF S.M.A.S.H. (YR 1 2012/13 EPS 1-26)

IRON MAN (YR 1 1994/95 EPS 1-26)

MARVEL ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN (YR 1 2011/12 EPS 1-26)

MARVEL’S AVENGERS ASSEMBLE (YR 1 2012/13 EPS 1-26)

MARVEL’S GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1-26)

MARVEL’S SPIDER-MAN (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-26)

SPIDER-MAN (1981) (YR 1 1981/82 EPS 1-26) (AKA: SPIDER-MAN 5000)

SUPER HERO SQUAD SHOW, THE (YR 1 2009/10 EPS 1-26)

MARVEL’S ULTIMATE COMICS (SHORTS) (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-4)

MARVEL RISING: INITIATION (SHORTS) (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-6)

MARVEL’S ANT-MAN (SHORTS) (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-6)

MARVEL’S AVENGERS: SECRET WARS (SHORTS) (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-6)

MARVEL’S SPIDER-MAN (SHORTS) (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-6)

MARVEL’S AGENT CARTER (YR 1 2014/15 EPS 1-8)

MARVEL’S INHUMANS (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-8)

MARVEL’S AGENT CARTER (YR 2 2015/16 EPS 9-18)

MARVEL SUPER HERO ADVENTURES (SHORTS) (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-10)

MARVEL’S GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (SHORTS) (YR 1 2014/15 EPS 1-10)

MARVEL’S GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (SHORTS) (YR 2 2016/17 EPS 11-16)

MARVEL’S ROCKET & GROOT (SHORTS) (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-12)

DISNEY PHINEAS AND FERB: MISSION MARVEL (TV SPECIAL)

DISNEY PHINEAS AND FERB: PHINEAS AND FERB STAR WARS (TV SPECIAL)

MARVEL RISING: CHASING GHOSTS

Disney Plus UK: Star Wars films

Great news: every Star Wars movie minus The Rise of Skywalker has made the cut, and that will follow at a later date.

EMPIRE OF DREAMS: THE STORY OF THE STAR WARS TRILOGY (EXTENDED HV VERSION)

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY

SOLO: A STAR WARS STORY

STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE

STAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE CLONES

STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI

STAR WARS: REVENGE OF THE SITH

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS

STAR WARS: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI

STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE

Here are the Star Wars shows and specials you can look forward to, as well:

LEGO STAR WARS: DROID TALES (YR 1 2014/15 EPS 1-5)

LEGO STAR WARS: THE FREEMAKER ADVENTURES (SHORTS) (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-5)

LEGO STAR WARS: THE FREEMAKER ADVENTURES (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1-13)

LEGO STAR WARS: THE FREEMAKER ADVENTURES (YR 2 2016/17 EPS 14-26)

LEGO STAR WARS: THE RESISTANCE RISES (SHORTS) (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1

STAR WARS FORCES OF DESTINY (SHORTS) (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-16)

STAR WARS FORCES OF DESTINY (SHORTS) (YR 2 2017/18 EPS 17-32)

STAR WARS REBELS (SHORTS) (YR 1 2014/15 EPS 1-4)

STAR WARS REBELS (YR 1 2014/15 EPS 1-15)

STAR WARS REBELS (YR 2 2015/16 EPS 16-37)

STAR WARS REBELS (YR 3 2016/17 EPS 38-59)

STAR WARS REBELS (YR 4 2017/18 EPS 60-74)

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS – THE LOST MISSIONS (2014/15 EPS 1-13)

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (YR 1 2008/09 EPS 1-22)

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (YR 2 2009/10 EPS 23-44)

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (YR 3 2010/11 EPS 45-66)

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (YR 4 2011/12 EPS 67-88)

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (YR 5 2012/13 EPS 89-108)

STAR WARS: THE NEW YODA CHRONICLES – CLASH OF THE SKYWALKERS

STAR WARS: THE NEW YODA CHRONICLES – RAID ON CORUSCANT

STAR WARS: THE NEW YODA CHRONICLES – DUEL OF THE SKYWALKERS

STAR WARS: THE NEW YODA CHRONICLES – ESCAPE FROM THE JEDI TEMPLE

STAR WARS: THE NEW YODA CHRONICLES – RACE FOR THE HOLOCRONS

Disney Plus UK: National Geographic movies and shows

Here, we’ve grouped all the National Geographic movies, shows and specials together.

ATLANTIS RISING

BEFORE THE FLOOD

DIANA: IN HER OWN WORDS

EXPEDITION MARS: SPIRIT & OPPORTUNITY

THE FLOOD

FREE SOLO

INTO THE GRAND CANYON

INTO THE OKAVANGO

JANE

KINGDOM OF THE BLUE WHALE

MIRACLE LANDING ON THE HUDSON

PARIS TO PITTSBURGH

SCIENCE FAIR

SERIES

AMERICA’S NATIONAL PARKS (YR 1 EPS 1-8)

BRAIN GAMES (YR 1 2011/12 EPS 1-3)

BRAIN GAMES (YR 2 2012/13 EPS 4-15)

BRAIN GAMES (YR 3 2013/14 EPS 16-25)

BRAIN GAMES (YR 4 2013/14 EPS 26-35)

BRAIN GAMES (YR 5 2014/15 EPS 36-45)

BRAIN GAMES (YR 6 2014/15 EPS 46-51)

BRAIN GAMES (YR 7 2015/16 EPS 52-57)

CONTINENT 7: ANTARCTICA (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-6)

COSMOS: A SPACETIME ODYSSEY (YR 1 2013/14 EPS 1-13)

DR. K’S EXOTIC ANIMAL ER (YR 1 2014/15 EPS 1-6)

DR. K’S EXOTIC ANIMAL ER (YR 2 2015/16 EPS 7-14)

DR. K’S EXOTIC ANIMAL ER (YR 3 2015/16 EPS 15-22)

DR. K’S EXOTIC ANIMAL ER (YR 4 2016/17 EPS 23-30)

DR. K’S EXOTIC ANIMAL ER (YR 5 2017/18 EPS 31-40)

DR. OAKLEY, YUKON VET (YR 1 2013/14 EPS 1-6)

DR. OAKLEY, YUKON VET (YR 2 2014/15 EPS 7-16)

DR. OAKLEY, YUKON VET (YR 3 2015/16 EPS 17-24)

DR. OAKLEY, YUKON VET (YR 4 2016/17 EPS 25-32)

DR. OAKLEY, YUKON VET (YR 5 2017/18 EPS 33-40)

DRAIN THE OCEANS (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-10)

GREAT MIGRATIONS (YR 1 2010/11 EPS 1-6)

THE INCREDIBLE DR. POL (YR 1 2011/12 EPS 1-4)

THE INCREDIBLE DR. POL (YR 2 2011/12 EPS 5-20)

THE INCREDIBLE DR. POL (YR 3 2012/13 EPS 21-26)

THE INCREDIBLE DR. POL (YR 4 2013/14 EPS 27-36)

THE INCREDIBLE DR. POL (YR 5 2013/14 EPS 37-46)

ONE STRANGE ROCK (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-10)

ORIGINS: THE JOURNEY OF HUMANKIND (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-8)

ROCKY MOUNTAIN ANIMAL RESCUE (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-6)

SUPERCAR MEGABUILD (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1-10)

SUPERCAR MEGABUILD (YR 2 2016/17 EPS 11-18)

WILD YELLOWSTONE (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1-2)

YEAR MILLION (YR 1 2016/17 EPS 1-6)

BIZARRE DINOSAURS

BREAKING2

EARTH LIVE

EASTER ISLAND UNSOLVED

GIANTS OF THE DEEP BLUE

HOW DOGS GOT THEIR SHAPE

INCREDIBLE! THE STORY OF DR. POL

JOURNEY TO SHARK EDEN

KINGDOM OF THE APES: BATTLE LINES

MAN AMONG CHEETAHS

MARS: INSIDE SPACEX

MISSION TO THE SUN

PLANET OF THE BIRDS

SEA OF HOPE: AMERICA’S UNDERWATER TREASURES

SECRETS OF CHRIST’S TOMB: EXPLORER SPECIAL

SECRETS OF THE KING COBRA

SHARKS OF LOST ISLAND

STONEHENGE DECODED: SECRETS REVEALED

THE LOST TOMB OF ALEXANDER THE GREAT

TITANIC: 20 YEARS LATER WITH JAMES CAMERON

TREE CLIMBING LIONS

WINGED SEDUCTION: BIRDS OF PARADISE

WORLD’S GREATEST DOGS

Other movies on Disney Plus UK, including Avatar

Three Ice Age movies and the Home Alone series arrive on day one, along with James Cameron’s Avatar.

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

12 DATES OF CHRISTMAS

ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING (1987)

ALIENS OF THE DEEP

AVATAR

BECAUSE OF WINN-DIXIE

BIG BUSINESS

CAMP NOWHERE

CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN (2003)

CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: RODRICK RULES

DOCTOR DOLITTLE (1998)

DOCTOR DOLITTLE 2

FLICKA

GARFIELD A TAIL OF TWO KITTIES

HOME ALONE

HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK

HOME ALONE 3

ICE AGE

ICE AGE: CONTINENTAL DRIFT

ICE AGE: THE MELTDOWN

JACK

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

LIFE WITH MIKEY

MRS. DOUBTFIRE

NEVER BEEN KISSED

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: BATTLE OF THE SMITHSONIAN

RICHIE RICH’S CHRISTMAS WISH (1998) (AKA: A CHRISTMAS STORY)

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

ROVING MARS

SISTER ACT

SISTER ACT 2: BACK IN THE HABIT

SPLASH

STRANGE MAGIC

SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON (1940)

TEEN SPIRIT

THE LAST SONG

THE MISTLE-TONES

THE SOUND OF MUSIC

THREE DAYS (2001)

THREE MEN AND A BABY

THREE MEN AND A LITTLE LADY

TURNER & HOOCH

WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT

WILLOW

YOU AGAIN

Disney Plus UK: The Simpsons episodes at launch

That’s 30 seasons of The Simpsons at launch, just like Disney Plus in the US.

THE SIMPSONS (YR 1 1989/90 EPS 1-13)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 2 1990/91 EPS 14-35)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 3 1991/92 EPS 36-59)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 4 1992/93 EPS 60-81)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 5 1993/94 EPS 82-103)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 6 1994/95 EPS 104-128)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 7 1995/96 EPS 129-153)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 8 1996/97 EPS 154-178)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 9 1997/98 EPS 179-203)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 10 1998/99 EPS 204-226)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 11 1999/00 EPS 227-248)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 12 2000/01 EPS 249-269)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 13 2001/02 EPS 270-291)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 14 2002/03 EPS 292-313)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 15 2003/04 EPS 314-335)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 16 2004/05 EPS 336-356)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 17 2005/06 EPS 357-378)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 18 2006/07 EPS 379-400)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 19 2007/08 EPS 401-420)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 20 2008/09 EPS 421-441)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 21 2009/10 EPS 442-465)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 22 2010/11 EPS 466-487)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 23 2011/12 EPS 488-509)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 24 2012/13 EPS 510-531)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 25 2013/14 EPS 532-553)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 26 2014/15 EPS 554-575)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 27 2015/16 EPS 576-597)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 28 2016/17 EPS 598-619)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 29 2017/18 EPS 620-640)

THE SIMPSONS (YR 30 2018/19 EPS 641-663)

These are other TV shows and specials coming to the service:

ICE AGE: A MAMMOTH CHRISTMAS

ICE AGE: THE GREAT EGG-SCAPADE

JUST LIKE ME! (YR 1 2015/16 EPS 1-21)

JUST LIKE ME! (YR 2 2016/17 EPS 22-71)

MIRACULOUS TALES OF LADYBUG & CAT NOIR (YR 1 2017/18 EPS 1-26)

Originals on Disney Plus UK

These are all a known quantity, but here are the Disney Plus originals you can stream on day one:

LADY AND THE TRAMP

STAR GIRL

TIMMY FAILURE

TOGO

ONE DAY

These are the original shows, including the crown jewel, The Mandalorian.

BE OUR CHEF (27 MAR)

CLONE WARS

DIARY OF A FUTURE PRESIDENT

DISNEY FAIRYTALE WEDDINGS

DISNEY INSIDER

ENCORE!

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL: THE MUSICAL: THE SERIES

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL: THE MUSICAL: THE SERIES: THE SPECIAL

MARVEL HERO PROJECT

PICK OF THE LITTER

SHOPCLASS

THE IMAGINEERING STORY

THE MANDALORIAN

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO JEFF GOLDBLUM

Finally, these come under the shorts category.

FAMILY SUNDAYS

FORKY ASKS A QUESTION

LAMP LIFE

ONE DAY AT DISNEY

PIXAR IN REAL LIFE

SHORT CIRCUIT

SPARKSHORTS

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Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Episode 3 Recap · Betches

What’s good, Sexy Unique People? It’s your favorite recapper, Sgt. Olivia Betchson, here. I’m here one whole day early to recap Vanderpump Rules season 7 episode 3, which got moved to a new day for some reason. Smh, you think you can depend on something, like you have been doing for the past FOUR YEARS, and then they go changing it for no discernible reason. Is it so much to ask for my show to be on at a consistent time? Is it?? There’s so little I can rely on anymore in this world.

This week picks right back up at Pride, after James has called Katie fat. He yells at Katie to “lose some f*cking weight” before storming off and telling some guy that Katie can go f*ck herself. Way harsh, Tai.

Scheana is talking about how she doesn’t know if Hope hooked up with James. Which is fair because the only people who know that for sure are Hope, James, and God. And still Scheana gets sh*t for this very uncontroversial opinion. It may be besides the point that James cheats on Raquel a lot, but also, why is this anyone’s business? Scheana is the only one who actually likes and wants to be friends with Raquel, so she’s realistically the only one who is in a place to tell Raquel about any cheating rumors. Everybody else isn’t doing this out of loyalty to Raquel but a desire to f*ck up James’s life. You heard it here first!

Lisa arrives at Pride dressed like she’s going to the Kentucky Derby.

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Raquel comes back up to Kristen and Hope and steals Hope away for a second. Raquel asks her to tell her what really happened at Coachella. Hope claims that Coachella is only the tip of the iceberg and she and James were sleeping together for THREE YEARS!! Oh and I’m sorry, this Coachella incident was not at this past year’s Coachella, but it actually happened two years ago.

Me:

I’m sorry, hold the phone. So you mean to tell me that this alleged incident happened years ago, and we’re only just hearing about it now? Hope sat on this information for TWO YEARS?? And she’s bringing it up now as if it’s somehow relevant and current information? Seems extremely suspect. How can you even begin to verify something that happened years ago?? Also, is Raquel really meant to blow up her relationship over something that may or may not have happened two years ago? I’ve gotta say, this is not Kristen’s best work. Try coming through with receipts from this calendar year, hmm?

Stassi calling James an emaciated muppet literally made me spit out my drink. Speaking of said emaciated muppet, James is literally full-on in white Kanye mode. He’s f*cked up, slurring, wandering around and trying to order a pumptini. It’s not good.

Lisa pulls Raquel aside to basically be like “come get ya mans and make sure he doesn’t have another sip of alcohol.” Yeah, that will end well. When has anyone in the history of alcohol successfully stopped a drunk person from doing something stupid? Never. So Raquel confronts James again about the rumors, and all he does is call Hope a f*cking whore. Hmm, so she’s a whore for not sleeping with you? Reminds me of middle school when some girl called me a slut when I hadn’t even kissed a guy yet. Just fun misogyny things!

We leave this with Raquel saying she wants to stay with James for the Instagram exposure.

Raquel and James are trying to put together furniture while discussing the train wreck that was the day before.

Ok so James’s story is that he and Hope hooked up two and a half years ago, before he was with Raquel.

Me:

Right after this, Peter calls James to un-invite him to his birthday. I kind of wonder what Kristen had to blackmail him with in order to get that to happen.

James: Well Tom’s drinks don’t taste like alcohol so it snuck up on me. Raquel: Mmm, no that’s not it.

Yeah no, that’s not what happened here. This is wild because I’ve never even heard Raquel speak this many words before, and I legit have met her in person. I’m into this, though. She says she doesn’t want James to have another sip of alcohol ever again. I’m not going to hold my breath waiting for that to come true, because I don’t wish to asphyxiate. Still, I can respect that she has a more realistic perspective of addiction than Scheana.

Some lady with a pageboy cap shows up to SUR to ask Lisa if she could give her brother a job. OK so it looks like we’re getting another Instagram model added to the cast… who’s probably going to date Scheana. Let’s just hope this guy shows up to the interview wearing pants and that he brings his resume.

Speaking of… Scheana shows up to Peter’s birthday party with Adam, which surprises no one. I’m glad they’ve finally taken their Instagram relationship public. The real question is… can he hang a TV in under 7 minutes?

Stassi is like, annoyed that Scheana doesn’t want to speak on rumors she doesn’t know about (aka James hooking up with Hope). Oh here’s the Stassi I knew and hated from season 5—the one who is only friends with people so long as they agree with her on all things and hate the same people she hates. That’s not loyalty, btw, that’s blind devotion!

Stassi and Ariana are finally joining forces to throw one birthday party. I would have commentary on this, but I knew this happened over the summer so I no longer have anything to say on the matter. Is Instagram ruining Vanderpump Rules? The title of my next think piece.

Ariana: Stassi just kept following me around and being nice to me so I gave up the energy to be bitchy.

Relatable.

Katie, Brittany, Stassi and Ariana are having a girls’ night and not inviting Scheana. Ariana is kind of being a mean girl by being like “yeah well I haven’t seen Scheana lately, it’s on her to work out her issues with Katie and everyone” rather than sticking up for her supposed friend and trying to get her an invite. Who has no loyalty now?? (I keep referencing this because later on this season, Stassi will come at Scheana for her supposed lack of loyalty.)

Jax and Brittany are going to a cheese shop because they’re starting a beer cheese company. a BEER CHEESE COMPANY. Literally watching Brittany act like beer cheese is a novelty you can’t get anywhere but her Meemaw’s basement is f*cking ridiculous. I’ve had beer cheese in Atlanta. I’ve had it in New York. Go to any artisanal brewery and you can probably find a beer cheese dip that comes with a soft pretzel. Damn, now I want a pretzel.

Brittany is going to invite Raquel to girls’ night, basically because she’s been cheated on by her boyfriend too. Let’s also invite Khloé Kardashian and Cardi B to this girls’ night. It’s Cheaters Anonymous up in this bitch.

Jax re: Raquel: Why would you want to be with someone who literally everybody hates?

LOLLLLLLLLLMFAOOOO IS THIS A JOKE?? Pot, meet kettle who everyone hates.

Jax has started his job back at SUR again. Again, what’s it like to have literally no consequences for your actions? MUST BE NICE.

Wait a sec, did Schwartz just call Katie his girlfriend? Yes he did. THAT’S YOUR WIFE! Or have you forgotten?

Schwartz goes to talk to James about calling Katie fat and the convo goes as follows:

Schwartz: Katie isn’t fat she’s sexy and luscious James: I know man Schwartz: Say it. I want you to say it.

You want another man to call your WIFE sexy and luscious? Weird flex, but ok. In predictable Schwartzy fashion, he doesn’t get mad at James or really give him any consequences for what he did. Maybe this is why Kristen has dubbed herself the Karma Police?

It’s girls’ night, and Ariana is SERVING in this see-through red lace number with a red thong. Everyone looks amazing, I’m really loving this. Looking at these outfits has cleared my skin, hydrated my body, and filled up my bank account.

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Meanwhile at guys’ night, Jax comes riding in on a motor scooter. All I could think about was:

Jax announces he and Brittany are business owners, and claims they’re getting patented and whatever. I doubt that. Have you even filed an LLC yet? I’m not saying Jax is a liar, but a brief Google search for “Meemaw’s beer cheese” only pulled up a Bustle article.

Brittany tells everyone that she invited Raquel to girls’ night and you can see the group calculate whether they should throw their drinks in Brittany’s face or jump out the window.

It’s so rich that Brittany is inviting Raquel out to tell her that her boyfriend sucks. And yet, she’s still with Jax and is now pledging to be with him FOR LIFE, so?? The cognitive dissonance is astounding. Jax buys tampons one time and all of a sudden we’re meant to believe he’s a completely new person?

I can’t believe Kristen is telling Raquel that James has a really shitty temper. Spoken by the woman who punched James in the face??!? Kristen should get a gold medal in mental gymnastics. F*ck it, they all should.

Katie: I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone where monsters are allowed to do and say whatever they want without consequences.

Yeah, welcome to 2018, bitch. Where have ya been?

We end this episode with Katie going to talk to Lisa to tell her about James calling her fat during Pride. I’m actually here for this Katie because Lisa is saying “James’ language is unacceptable” but not actually vowing to do anything. *Whispers into the void* just like when any high-powered man gets called out for unacceptable behavior. So Katie basically tells Lisa “it’s him or me.” You can tell Lisa is PISSED to not be calling the shots this time. Maybe if these men ever faced consequences for their gross behavior we wouldn’t have to resort to ultimatums! I mean, has anyone else ever thought about how the only person who has truly gotten fired from SUR and never gotten her job back has been Kristen? I have to wonder why that is…

And it’s possible I spoke too soon about this season being good, because this episode was kind of a bore. I tried to make this recap as exciting as I could, but putting jokes into this uninspired episode is like trying to inject life into a corpse… or into Giggy’s hairless body. Boom! And with that, I’m out of here! See you guys next Monday, because I’m pretty sure Bravo is f*cking with us yet again by changing the time of this show. For the record, I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS!

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Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Episode 3 Recap · Betches

Lisa arrives at Pride dressed like she’s going to the Kentucky Derby.

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Me:

We leave this with Raquel saying she wants to stay with James for the Instagram exposure.

Raquel and James are trying to put together furniture while discussing the train wreck that was the day before.

Ok so James’s story is that he and Hope hooked up two and a half years ago, before he was with Raquel.

Me:

Right after this, Peter calls James to un-invite him to his birthday. I kind of wonder what Kristen had to blackmail him with in order to get that to happen.

James: Well Tom’s drinks don’t taste like alcohol so it snuck up on me. Raquel: Mmm, no that’s not it.

Ariana: Stassi just kept following me around and being nice to me so I gave up the energy to be bitchy.

Relatable.

Jax re: Raquel: Why would you want to be with someone who literally everybody hates?

LOLLLLLLLLLMFAOOOO IS THIS A JOKE?? Pot, meet kettle who everyone hates.

Jax has started his job back at SUR again. Again, what’s it like to have literally no consequences for your actions? MUST BE NICE.

Wait a sec, did Schwartz just call Katie his girlfriend? Yes he did. THAT’S YOUR WIFE! Or have you forgotten?

Schwartz goes to talk to James about calling Katie fat and the convo goes as follows:

Schwartz: Katie isn’t fat she’s sexy and luscious James: I know man Schwartz: Say it. I want you to say it.

View this post on Instagram

Don’t forget there’s a new #pumprules tonight at 9pm!

A post shared by Katie Maloney-Schwartz (@musickillskate) on Dec 16, 2018 at 1:51pm PST

Meanwhile at guys’ night, Jax comes riding in on a motor scooter. All I could think about was:

Brittany tells everyone that she invited Raquel to girls’ night and you can see the group calculate whether they should throw their drinks in Brittany’s face or jump out the window.

Katie: I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone where monsters are allowed to do and say whatever they want without consequences.

Yeah, welcome to 2018, bitch. Where have ya been?

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