#advice from the angels

[grunklestanofficial]

Angel Hare really is a charming little series, providing sincere subversions of typical analog horror tropes and allowing us to ask moral questions like “What if Larry The Cucumber Taught You How To Kill”

#angel hare #I think realistically Bob’s the one providing most of the legitimate crime advice but Larry’s there to keep the kid from getting too anxiou #but also 50/50 on if they actually manage to let you get away with it

[prince-liest]

Are there any other things that you're particularly exited to write but can't make you're brain do it? Like with the radioapple fic,,, or well, maybe not on the same level of priority but still wanna? I ask cause I've been having the same trouble lol, just in. drawing form, I can't for the life of me do a good radioapple piece😫😫 the vibes are just off, the brain don't wanna brain rn

-👭 (also, TYSM for the save, for personal reason I don't like to ask in non anon form^^)

I totally understand!! <3 Happy to help!

And I think the radioapple is the main thing that's hitting me in the "Fuck, I can't?!" button right now, but another thing that I would like to write but just haven't had a solid idea for (and frankly just need to rewatch some of the actual show for) is radiorose!

I love Alastor and Rosie's shenanigans so much, from the way that he does a little fawn bleat when she swings him around to the fact that she immediately starts offering him advice on soul deals to be made to the way that they encourage each other's nefarious goals. I get the impression that they both give each other a lot of leeway that they don't offer other people (especially Alastor), and I want to explore the contours of the liberties they let each other take as well as where the boundaries stand. Also, Alastor is always softer with women and it gives me the warm and fuzzies. Truly, they're evil besties and I want to dive into it at some point in the future.

#ask #personal #alastor has too much self respect to visit rosie in 666 lmfaoooo #half the reason he's getting all his advice from angel dust is literally because “angel dust is angel dust” #hazbin hotel #twins anon #BIG HANDSHAKE ON THE RADIOAPPLE TROUBLES hahaha

[brainrotdotorg]

a random dude just came to the front of my class and took a picture (its about a 400 seat class that hasnt even started yet so most of the seats are empty) and when i looked at him like ermmm he explained himself like "i taught my very first class here and i was just revisiting the memories. i remember i was scared shitless and now i teach a 600 person class every god damn day!" and i was like wow how far youve come!

and then he went off like. "you don't need a PHD to know that life is hard. live your god damn 20s. fail all your classes. don't work yourself over remember to enjoy life while you're living it. i'm sure you're working yourself over right now" and pointed to me with my computer open

and i said yeah haha (I was playing baba is you)

#it was like advice from an angel. thank you fast-talking professor in his 30s who used to teach in this classroom. #i will do my best because life is for the living and all that good stuff

[n0thingiscool]

"Be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy." - Maya Angelou

#maya angelou #i know why the caged bird sings #life advice #quotes from great people

[craycraybluejay]

Just past 3.1K words in my Angel Dust fic and counting

hooray! <3

#angel dust #fic writer #ao3 writer #mrblackhaironthestreet #gods you guys are gonna either hate or love this #its a songfic (or songfic adjacent) that explores just. lots of stuff #drawing from personal experience as well as character reference and firsthand reports of similar things that go on in the fic #also occasionally referencing my drug knowledge cuz this fic is def pretty personal for me and i think its good to stay informed if u or #anyone you know uses. chances are theres at least 1 person you know who gets high. obv the fic isn't really psa material about harm #reduction but i squeeze some fun facts in there that you'd only really know if you went looking #and usually you only go looking for those facts if you need them and have used are using or plan to use #i once had to look up how to reverse an acetaminophen overdose. yeah. not my proudest moment #but the good part is that i sought out how to help myself instead of panicking and i think that being more informed can help others not #panic when shit goes wrong cuz eventually it will #knowledge is power. if ur in the scene u should know the ins and outs of it #same w any other scene like idk rock climbing where u know the shorthand 4 things and tricks and how to save urself if something fails #a LOT of hobbies involve risk even serious risk not just drug use #drug use is hella stigmatized tho so we only ever talk about how risky and self-abusing it is #there is no one too far gone to deserve help or at least some friendly advice #idk just. pls stay safe ily guys #and uh i hope u like my fic when i post it

[skyedom]

Guys, I know I've been going on and on about this since yesterday, but I can't decide whether the edited or unedited version of my latest work looks better than the other.

^ Edited ^ ^Unedited ^

#I felt that if I get some advice from an outside perspective it would be more helpful to decide. #i'm so so sorry #artist spotlight #tumblr polls #my art #procreate #good omens fanart #aziraphale fanart #angel wings

[bowchickahwowwow]

MOVE OVER SAM ME NEXT!!!!!!!!!

#i need an angel to fix me #i may kin Sam a tad too much #but like seriously anyone got a cure for me #the illness being myself and my personality #feel like i should clarify that i am not looking for medical advice about a physical illness from a fictional angel #although that wouldn't be the first time #spn #sam winchester #sastiel #castiel

[stupidmarkzone]

ye it’s not wrestling but cleaning out my closet led me to discover this edgy shit i drew at 15

#it was gonna be a story about angels of death or some shit b it I only ever did the first chapter lol #word of advice from me ALWAYS keep your old shit #because you don’t really know how much you’ve improved until you can look at a piece of cringe you made as a teenager

[trueduckweed]

Acknowledging Hunter has/had bad mindsets ingrained into him that hurt both him and others isn’t victim blaming y’all🤦

#the owl house #hunter toh #being hurt doesn't mean you can't hurt another #terms like bad person are just a way to predict if someone is going to act in morally acceptable ways consistently in the future #via info from past actions #ofc people use it as some all encompassing State Of Being and so they get mad when a victim is called such #it's not Hunter's fault he ended up with terrible beliefs but that doesn't make the beliefs.. less terrible? #the world interacts with Hunter but Hunter also interacts with the world #he just needs to learn how to do so in a less destructive way #but ignoring the harm he inflicts on others with his mindset (both in larger ways like attempted palismen murder or forced branding #or in smaller like giving bad advice to Amity/dismissing the Derby Team based on his initial judgment) isn't going to help #victimhood doesn't mean you are an angel

[infriga]

My guy Jayce needs to learn how to have his own thoughts and make his own decisions instead of just absorbing the views of whoever last talked to him in the most convincing tone.

#arcane #Random #I like him (so far) and I don't envy his position but he's basically just being a puppet for whoever needs something from him #Not saying he shouldn't take advice from anyone #but he at least needs to commit to just one angel or devil on his shoulder instead of adding more to his growing collection #So far Caitlyn has the best track record so I nominate her #Tv show thoughts #Caitlyn is very good at making her own decisions and having her own thoughts she could teach him a thing or two #Her decisions are even informed most of the time! She does her research! She takes new information into consideration and adapts! #Actually can Caitlyn be on the counsil instead? I think Jayce would be happier in a more appropriate enclosure #Where he can just be shirtless and hammer stuff and commit magical acts against nature instead of having to do politics #Just watched episode 8 lol

[vingtiemes]

@aspirinqs​​ inquires:  ✿ hehe

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2. always accepting.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mine’s ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours’ ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muse’s side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mine’s wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours’ wing  /  other

ANTAGONISTIC.     dangerous to each other  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into sexual or romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of off circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based off misunderstanding or lies  /  conflict of ideology  /  betrayal  /  hero - villain dynamic  /  enemies  /  fight club  /  friends turned enemies  /  lovers turned enemies  /  exes turned enemies  /  other

#oco. #answered. #aspirinqs #thank you so much for sending this in!!! #you're truly an angel for putting up with me blog hopping all the time #but hello yes?? these two?? absolute sweeties?? #i could totally see them being such good friends but also having a really sweet familial relationship #because tintin is prime for adoption and is so endlessly and boundlessly sweet and kind #and diane is ever the mom friend and gives such sage advice #but also he's a lot more worldly than diane can be?? #so the two of them helping each other and working things out?? #him stopping by the bar and surprising her after all his adventures?? the two of them visiting museums and reading together?? #him protecting her constantly and her trying to keep him out of trouble?? #being there for each other?? #it's wonderful #i'm also definitely not averse to shipping them depending on verse / timeline / age because tintin's age is all over the place #like he can be anywhere from like 15 to 28 tbh #and diane's is never really specified #and they would be precious for sure #but i'm kind of digging the friends / family thing more #but honestly i'm so open to anything it's a joy to write anything with you and i'd definitely be up for talking about it more!!!

[jockoppressor]

None of them are gonna be physically violent

The Reddit users are going to judge you if you express any religious or “unscientific” sentiment

The Catholics run the gamut from “hardcore pro-lifer” to “Nun who invented communism”

The Protestants have brought lots of food but are going to proselytize the entire time you eat

The crystalists are split 60/40 on whether or not vaccines cause autism, and you don’t know who has the majority until you’ve been there an hour

The Anglophiles have good pastries, but 1/3 of them are in Sherlock cosplay

The girlbosses are all within 10° to the left of the center of the political spectrum and will try very hard to get you to invest in their MLM

The vegans brought food but will turn hostile if you let slip that you’ve used animal products in the last year

The reenactors have booze, but your phone is dead and they’re giving a very pro-America history lecture

The influencers have a pool, a jacuzzi, and lots of drugs, but they have a combined net worth that teaches seven digits and won’t let you forget it

The retirees have great weed but they’re gonna ask you a lot of invasive questions and give you a lot of unsolicited advice.

#poll #polls

[jtem]

Today’s angel number 555

Quote:

Angel number 555 is all about change. This number is a message that a transformation is coming your way and that whatever this change is - it's going to propel you to the next stage of your journey and put you on a whole new path.

#Angel number #Signs from above #divine messages #messenger #Advice #augury #screenshop

[marmolita]

having a new dog is still stressing me out a lot since we haven't figured out if she's okay in the crate when we're gone and we haven't figured out if she'd be okay without one so we're just. never gone.

the first couple times we left her in the crate we thought things were fine? there was a lot of wet drooly area but she was also licking a treat ball all over so we assumed it was just from that. I noticed later that the side gate was a little bent like maybe she'd been trying to nose it open.

then we left her while the kids had to go to piano and I was at the actual office and she shredded her bed up. this was the only time we'd left her near dinnertime when she hadn't eaten first and she only had one toy in there but still, it spooked us a lot!

so now we're trying crate training from the basics of only leaving the room a little while at a time and gradually increasing time, but we've been at it almost a week and we're up to like, 4 minutes, and sometimes she'll whine sooner than that (I tell her quiet from outside the room and she stops).

then this afternoon Mr Lita took the girls to piano lessons and after doing another crate training session with her I decided that instead of shutting her in my office with me I'd just let her do whatever and keep an eye on her periodically to make sure she wasn't getting into trouble, and she just went downstairs to a spot she could see the door from and went to sleep.

so, is this all wrong? would she be fine without the crate? she has at times gotten into mischief while we're home so idk what she'd get into if she was loose while we're not home?

how am I gonna get her from being quiet for 2-4mins depending on the day to being calm and quiet for 30 mins? it feels like we got up to 3 mins pretty quickly but we've been stuck at 3-4 mins for a couple days now and it's making it hard to see how long it'll take to increase her crate time to 30 mins which is what the humane society said the minimum is before you start leaving the house with her in the crate.

anyway it's stressing me out and it's stressing Mr Lita out and we're very much still vacillating wildly between "everything will be fine" and "we are now chained down forever by this dog and can never leave the house again for the next 15 years, what have we done" 😩😭

#lita talks about herself #if you have advice feel free to dm me! #my last dog was a perfect angel when left alone from the moment we got him so I am not familiar with this at all #he had plenty of other issues but this wasn't one of them!

[agirlsguidetolove]

I THOUGHT YOU KNEW

pairings: theodore nott x reader

word count: 0.9k

summary: “i thought you knew?” “you thought i knew we were dating?” “yes!” “how would i know that, nott, you never told me.”

Theodore Nott had dead eyes. That was something you had learned early on in your friendship with the boy; never expect his eyes to tell you anything. But, right now, you couldn’t help but wonder if your own advice was wrong because the look he was giving you in the moment was the farthest thing to dead. Alive.

Theodore’s eyes were ablazed, like you had lit a match in his face just as he had done with his cigarettes the night before. They looked on fire as he glared off at you, standing and chatting with some Ravenclaw boy who had decided to make the stupid of going to a slytherin party and talking to Theo’s girl.

It was a common fact that you and Theo had something, everyone knew. Well, maybe except for you.

Maybe that’s why you hadn’t expected for Theodore to waltz up to you and your new friend and throw an arm over your shoulder, and stand and listen to you too talk, not saying a word.

“Think we should get out of here?” Was the first thing he said to you, well, whispered into your ear, pulling you closer.

“I’m okay here, Teddy,” you said. Theo visible softened, melting into you at the nickname only you were allowed to call him. “You can go, though. I’ll be alright, promise.”

Theo smiled at you as you patted his arm that was wrapped around your shoulder, watching as your attention drifted back to whoever this guy was. He sighed.

“I know,” Theo started before your Ravenclaw friend interrupted.

“Yeah, mate, we’ll be okay,” he said. Theo hardened, dead eyes becoming colder as he took his arm off your shoulder, stepping forward and shoving the guy.

“Was I fucking talking to you, mate?” he spit.

“Woah!” you cut, pulling Theo back with your hand to his chest, “What the hell, Theo?”

“Yeah,” the Raveclaw pants. “What the hell, Nott? Calm down!”

Theodore sneers, glaring harshly ate the boy before hissing, “Fuck off,” and pushing past him and bumping his shoulder aggressively as he makes his way out of the common room.

Staring of at his fuming figure you quickly apologize to the boy before chasing off after Theo. When you find him, he’s angrily pacing through the hallway, running a hand through his hair.

“Theo,” you state angrily. Theo’s head whips to where you stand before shaking his head and choosing to walk away from you and down the hall.

“Theo!” you yell, walking quickly behind him. “What the fuck was that about? Can you wait for a second and talk to me?”

Theo stops, allowing you to catch up to him. You can practically see the steam coming out when he turns to you. “What am I supposed to do?” he asks bitterly. “Just let him flirt with you?”

“What?” you ask, just as bitter. “What are you talking about? Why’d you have to fucking shove, Dylan?”

Dylan. Theodore scoffs, getting madder by the second. He takes a step closer, towering over you. “So I’m just supposed to stand there when some prick is running up on my girlfriend!”

Girlfriend? What the hell was he on about. “Girlfriend?” you question, softer.

“Yes! You’re my girlfriend!” Theodore shouted. He just wasn’t getting it, was he?

“What?” you spluttered. “Since when?”

“What,” Theo got quieter.

“i didn’t know…” you said. “when did we start dating?…o-officially?”

“You didn’t know?” he repeated, incredulous. “I… I thought… I thought you knew?”

“You thought I knew we were dating?” You were getting louder, voice echoing off the walked.

“Yes!” Theo yelled, eyes getting sadder.

“How would I know that, Nott, you never told me!”

Theodore shakes his head, again getting gentle. “Don’t start calling me ‘Nott’ now, angel, you don’t do that.”

“Theo,” you reiterated, taking a breath. “When did we— when did we start ‘dating’.”

Theo looks like a kicked puppy when he says, “Last trip to Hogsmeade. We kissed.”

Looking at the ground, you say, “Just because we kissed doesn’t mean we’re dating.”

“To me, it did!”

“You kiss plenty of girls that you’re not dating!” you argue.

Theo scoffs, “They’re not you, now are they?”

“Teddy,” you say, tears quickly forming in your eyes. Looking up at him, he purses his lips, heart breaking in his chest. “Why couldn’t you have just asked me to be your girlfriend?”

“Love, I… I thought you knew, didn’t I?”

“Yeah,” you swallow, hugging yourself with your own arms, still holding in your tears. “Well, I didn’t.”

It’s silent between you both for a moment, nothing but you staring at the floor and Theo staring at you. Theo takes a small step forward, his hands touching where you hold yourself. “Would you?” he says, “Be my girlfriend, if I asked?”

“Yeah,” you chuckle, looking up at him, “if you’d ask, you dick.”

Theo chuckles, dipping his head low and putting his lips against yours. His lips are so soft, despite how he tastes like liquor and cigarettes. He breaks apart from you, hand coming to caress your cheek. “Would you be my girlfriend?”

“Yes, I would.”

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#theodore nott x y/n #theodore nott x you #theodore nott imagine #theo nott #theodore nott x reader #theo nott imagine #theo nott x reader #theodore nott #teddy #teddy nott #theo #theodore #harry potter #draco malfoy #mattheo riddle #slytherin x reader #slytherin

[angelsaxis]

you know.....you know what......

#angel posts #that thing about being particular about who you take advice from