#adeptu

[bbgthoma]

— SKATING GAME gamer!xiao x male!reader

cw. handjob, blowjob, teasing

word count. 1k

a/n. this for my xiao simp friends<33

“you suck you ginger shit” xiao scoffed amused. “leave the poor man alone and play with meee” you said hugging him from behind. “no i’m winning at this shit right now” he replies not taking his eyes off his game. “why would you play skateboard online when you can do it in real life?” you asked sighing. “shut up and lemme play” he replies licking his lower lip.

“you’re no fun” you complained breathing against his neck. you watched chills take over his body, but he still remained silent focusing on the game. you could hear childe saying “who’s suck at this game now huh?” from xiao’s headphones. “shut your goofy ass up you toy seller” your boyfriend replied making you chuckle. “someone’s mad?” childe replied making your boyfriend grip his console annoyed.

he licks his lower lip and lets out a “tsk” then gets up. “what are you doing?” you asked confused. “you made me lose that one, so you will play the next round for me” he said putting his mic away so only you could hear him. “okay childe, (y/n)’s gonna play with you now” you said which made the ginger chuckle. “bring it on” he replies as xiao says “don’t you dare flirt with him, i’ll snap your neck off and make you join your boyfriend’s ex wife” which makes your eyes widen and your cheeks heat up.

he hands you his headphones and let you sit at his place. “when did you get so possessif huh?” you asked amused as you put on the headphone. “shut up and play” he replies annoyed. you nod and say “hey pretty ginger” with a smile on the face. “pretty what now?” you hear xiao scoff annoyed. you ignore him and say “how’s life mhm?” then smile.

“better now that you’re here” he replies playing along with your game. xiao who had his ears against the headset’s cushion to hear childe’s words. he moved the mic to his mouth saying “don’t test me ajax” but you snatch off the mic off his hand to say “no continue what you were saying” which makes xiao glare at you.

“you’re fucking asking for it” he whispers against your nape as he walks up in front of you to kneel down. he spreads your legs and slides between them to pull down your pants and boxer. he grabs your dick making your eyes widen. you gulp and say “i-i’m sorry if i’m bad at this by the way, i suck at video games” you said trying to remain focused on the game.

xiao looks up at you as he starts sucking you off. “okay so choose your character” childe explained as you nodded taking the most attractive character out of all, he kinda looked like xiao so. “wow, you chose xiao’s twin?” he asked amused. “what do you mean, xiao is nowhere near this guy’s hotness, i wanna get sucked off by him right there, right now” you say as you looked down at xiao amused.

he twirls his tongue around your dick and sucks you off harder. you bite your lower lip trying to not let a single soul out. “you know who you should pick instead?” he asked as you hummed in respond. “me” he replies making you chuckle. “i mean, get playable and i’ll gladly play with you. and i mean that for both outside and inside the game”

you could feel xiao glaring at you, but you couldn’t careless. “anyways let’s get started” you said, childe hummed in respond as you started your match. you wanted to run your fingers trough your boyfriend’s hair but you instead focused on the game and tartaglia’s explanations. he was explaining you so well that you were already getting good at it.

but it was starting to get hard to keep quiet, you wanted to cum, really bad. you bit your lower lip letting out little whimpers while shaking. “are you okay?” childe says hearing your little noises. “yeah i just think i’ll fail at this shit” you whine trying to hide the real reason behind it. “nah don’t say that, with me as your tutor, you can be sure that you’ll turn into the best gamer ever” he says making you chuckle.

“teach me your ways then, i’ll be waiting for your lessons for other games babe” you said as you watched xiao move his head away to speak up, but you didn’t allow him to, you push his head closer to your dick putting it down his throat. tears fill out his eyes as he lets out little whimpers. you let go of his hair to cover your mic as you say “don’t you dare stop, i’m fucking close”

he gulps and nods. he keeps sucking you off when childe says “there you go, you did won fifth place. that is actually very good for a first try” he says as you smile. “thank you, now you better reward me for that” you say which makes him chuckle. “oh you bet i will” he replies obviously amused by all this fake act.

“oh, i have to go now, see ya, tell xiao i said bye and that i hope he gets thrown a meteorite at” the ginger said making you chuckle. “okay i will, bye childe” you said as you both hang up on the call. you turn off the game then put your head back. “that was tiring you said putting down the headphone.

“childe said he hopes you get hit by a meteorite by the way” you say as you properly sit back up to run your hands trough his hair. you start playing with it “would be such a shame don’t you think? losing a pretty boy like you… who would suck me off like a good boy if you die mhm?” you asked chuckling. you gulp as you finally release the cum in his mouth. his eyes roll back as he opens his mouth opened to drink it more easily.

“what a good boy” you praise him as he finishes up. “you taste like shit” he scoffs annoyed. “i know you wanna eat mine” you say making him roll his eyes annoyed. “yeah as if” he replies making you chuckle once again.

#ehrhdhhshe #this took me sm time to write for no reason #xiao #xiao x y/n #xiao x you #xiao x reader #xiao smut #smut #genshin #genshin smut #adeptus #adeptu #genshin xiao #adeptus xiao #genshin impact #genshin x you #genshin x reader #genshin x y/n #xiao genshin

[moonbiit-arts]

'Bane of All Evil'

happy birthday Xiao ♡♡♡

#魈生誕祭2024 #Xiao #genshin impact #genshin impact xiao #genshin #fanart #xiao day #hbd #birthday art #vigilant yaksha #alatus #adeptus xiao #bane of all evil #ily my main #main mans forever #rraAAAHHH #also his birthday message........ #RAAAAAAHHHHH #conquerer of demons

[alternativeminiatures]

Source @Chumiicham

#warhammer #warhammer 40k #warhammer 40000 #wh40k #space marines #adeptus astartes #chumiicham my beloved

[solemnace-galleries]

Custodes by Elzunix

#warhammer 40k #wh40k #imperium #adeptus custodes

[hansoape]

BIG WOMAN!!!

#40k #warhammer 40k #warhammer #adeptus custodes

[inkary]

Cutting edge fandom commentary

requested by Dilara

#my art #warhammer 40k #adeptus custodes #black templars

[foxykirart]

happy bday xiao

#artists on tumblr #digital art #art #illustration #painting #anime art #genshin impact #sketch #digital aritst #digital sketch #adeptus xiao #genshin impact xiao #xiao #genshin xiao

[kasperl-ruprecht]

#JOY-TOY #40k #Adeptus Mechanicus #Skitarii

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

All this talk about space marine husbandry, where are the stories of necrons adopting flocks of adoring tech-priests

#warhammer 40k #necrons #tech-priests #adeptus mechanicus

[celestial-fang]

Dark Mechanicum

I think that compared to the Admech, the DarkMech are not limited to metal in their augmentations- their forms can blossom like abstract art out of organic material.

#my art #warhammer 40k #adeptus mechanicus #Warhammer #illustration #character design #body horrror

[fromcommorragh]

Female custodes by cnmbwjx on twitter

#warhammer 40k #warhammer 40000 #warhammer #40k #wh40k #awesome #beautiful #i love her #oh no she’s hot #she's canon #canon #adeptus custodes #female custodes #a favorite of mine

[volno]

The way the 40k setting glues skulls and purity seals to everything constantly reminds me of Decora Kei fashion, so fuck it, Decora Kei Space Marine. You're welcome.

#decora kei #warhammer 40000 #warhammer 40k #40k #space marine #Adeptus Astartes #art #digital art

[moonbiit-arts]

value practice turned full blown doodle :>

#xiao x aether #genshin impact #xiao #aether #xiaoaether #xiaother #xiao x traveler #adeptus xiao #vigilant yaksha #genshin #fanart #ship art #otp #anime #manga #doodle #study

[soraka-in-warhammer40k]

I must say the author of the codex fluff story has managed the impossible: they managed not only the first canon appearance of a female custodes, but she also is a fan-favourite now.

#warhammer 40k #wh40k #first time anyone ever gave a shit about a custodes character I guess? #adeptus custodes

[wolf-tail]

#wh40k #warhammer 40000 #archon of flesh #warhammer 40k #adeptus custodes #female custodes #warhammer #warhammercommunity

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

YESSSSSS. UPFRONT CONFIRMATION

Ah, the Custodes superiority continues

#warhammer 40k #warhammer 40000 #Custodes #Adeptus Custodes