#about fucking furniture

[b0nelessdoodles]

buncha heket doodles cause i love the frog i love her so much beloved big frog

#cult of the lamb #cotl heket #cotl leshy #cotl lamb #cult of the lamb heket #cult of the lamb leshy #id be lying if i said i loved all the bishops cause kalamar exists #fuck you kalamar you know what you did #but this isnt about him ill doodle him another day this post is about my beloved big mean frog lady #i forgot how much i loved heket until i ran through anura post game and just #BIG FROG BIG FROG BIG FROG #also her coming into the cult and just #........................hungry #i love her so much anything for you heket ill give you only the best meals #this was also what happened when i got leshy i forgot how much i love him #these two are just so fun i love these little shits so much #shoutout to me getting all the bishops i had drunk #and heket and leshy started brawling each other and cried when i broke them up #kalamar broke a piece of furniture and i wanted to throw him #and narinder puked instantly and then passed out on the floor instead of actually going to bed #10/10 content get the bishops drunk its fun

[brother-emperors]

CAESAR AUGUSTUS AND MARCUS LICINIUS CRASSUS

this is about the spolia opima that crassus was robbed of lmao. like, yeah okay octavian could've asked him not to claim it, but nevertheless. a kind of theft happened there.

Fact and Fiction: Crassus, Augustus, and the Spolia Opima, Catherine McPherson

#this is one from the vaults I started a few months ago and finally finished. it’s always the furniture details that put things on hold lmao #the former co consuls are fightinggggg (?) #rome is built on top of other people. this is about both the imperialism-slavery machine and the way that all these guys would #politically devour their own generation to sit on a throne. etc. anyway. octavian specifically sits on a throne of other people’s #accomplishments. that’s a specific kind of debt to carry around your neck. or theft depending on who is doing what #this was theft. anything involving Agrippa was a gift so there’s an obligation to succeed which is it’s own kind of currency so to speak #sugghrhfh. every crassus always has to be like this. in my heart i always root for whoever decides to go up against rome #and then i'm stuck with the guy who should've got a spolia opima like. congrats on your win. i guess. i think. RIP. #ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT. while im talking about this crassus. domina fucking sucks. what an absolute clusterfuck of a show #anyway. if anyone ever does augustan age politics again. octavia would be a great character if you want to invent shit #but also more importantly octavian should seduce crassus for this. thank you. #octavian #marcus licinius crassus.....christ how do i write down that he's the grandson of my crassus. i'll figure it out later #roman empire tag #drawing tag

[inamagicalhallucination]

i know i say that atsushi likes to spend his extra cash on kyouka but i also dont think kyouka lives there for "free" like she could, atsushi wouldn't mind, but i feel like it makes more sense for her to contribute since its not like atsushi's rolling in cash

maybe atsushi wouald be hesitant at a 50-50 thing becuz she's so little and he cares so much about her but i dont believe its 0-100 ya know?

#like i feel like in fics there'll be throw away lines the author probably didnt over think about atsushi deciding not to eat becuz he spent #his last change on kyouka #i think kyouka would pull a 36th before she let her brother go hungry even for a moment if she had the money #which i mean she works a job so she probably gets paid #i feel like their financial burden is becuz they don't have anything ya know #like its different spending ur money on bills and food and shit vs having to buy furniture and get new things #like do u guys know how expensive a fucking mattress is #insane #what else #oh right its not becuz she would just let him spend all his money on her and be broke #and suffer #anyway i need u guys to put respect on kyouka's name and kyouka and atsushi's relationship

[prolibytherium]

I feel like Mac & Dennis had to have SOME in-universe rationalization for getting rid of all of their furniture and all I could come up with was

A) sold (or attempted and failed to sell) their preexisting furniture to invest in their awesome new inflatable furniture business

B) to make room for their inflatable furniture business inventory (would be a literal explanation for the 'no room' comment) or

C) they had actually been renting NOT JUST the couch but the beds and chairs and etc, and panicked upon discovering this was a dumb as fuck move

#iasip #Realistically leaning towards a combination of A & B. But I love C #I'm not even talking about the rationalization for one bed here I'm talking about getting rid of everything TO BEGIN WITH. #It's easy to come up with in-character excuses for the bed but just getting rid of all the furniture is a mystery to me #Ok I fucking love that episode because it is so pleasing to the part of my brain that likes to linger on unimportant background details #like the fridge contents or everything about Charlie's apartment/bathroom situation #Kind of want to continue elaborating on the latter in the tags here but it's 7 am and I told myself I'd be going to sleep at 4 so uh #mission failed goodnight

[andithil]

#idk i just think there's precedent to say that jack contributed to stede further freeing himself 🤡 #but also i fucking love that jack and anne both have no qualms about destroying fancy furniture #none of the og pirates really #my life for s3 just for a final chance at marauder era shit #calico jack #anne bonny #mary read #blackbeard #stede bonnet #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd s2 #andithil edits #parallels my beloved

[spearxwind]

Everyone talks about how expensive rent is but i dont ever see anyone talk about how expensive furniture and house stuff is. Saving up for like, a couch is insanely expensive. Buying one nice thing is fine but if you need several things suddenly the price builds up sooo high like I want to have a nice table and some nice chairs and maybe a nice lamp and suddenly that can all run me for 800eur easily at the cheapest.

#i went into a store the other day because i needed a lamp and they had so many nice looking things #i want to have a nice house but i dont have the money #literally a direct result of me buying my first ever furniture thing. my shelf. has made me hyperaware of how expensive everything is #and it was from ikea which is the cheapest ever!! i cant even imagine things that arent from ikea how much they'd cost!! #now whenever furniture gets destroyed in movies I always go NOOOOOOOOOOOO #who cares about the fucking protagonist or whatever getting punched that table was solid oak with a resin top AND hand carved legs!!$ #thunderclap

[gwynbleiddyn]

oh, please, give me mercy no more // that's a kindness you can't afford

#bg3 tav #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #feeling really normal about them #x: coincide #hozier wrote the soundtrack for vampire x werewolf situationships i guess #this might not be anything but it is TO ME and that's all i'm here for #i have so many thoughts about dyn's lycanthropy in contention with astarion's vampirism #like the same but different hunger #dyn guards it like an exposed organ and astarion wields it like another fruity little dagger if it suits him #no matter which way you look at it tho they are so deeply unkind to themselves #and astarion turning to dyn and saying “i think i deserve better” is SO fucking groundbreaking #I AM CHEWING THE FURNITURE #IM SO UNWELL

[starlight-eclipsed]

“I’m here to ruin whatever stupid quest you have your heroes on. So don’t bother with the tricks, your holiness. Just kill me and be done with it.”

Top ten activities to do when waking up after a near death experience: number 3 might surprise you! (Brought to you by the fic A Dark Among the Lights by LuckyLectio on AO3.

#my art #dark link #adatl #file name: This Cell Has Oddly Good Lighting #the best part about the internet is that nobody can tell what timezone i'm in when i'm posting this #on that note! i should probably sleep soon #for no reason in particular #i cannot tell you how many different angles i drew this at before settling on this one #i had wanted to do something neat with using the portal as a backdrop and dark as a silhouette #alas #i was emotionally invested in drawing the poor excuse for a bed #one day dark might get to enjoy the luxury of furniture that isn't fucked up

[apollos-boyfriend]

roier’s jpgs strike again

#icarus speaks #icarus liveblogs #fuck bbh’s furniture stealing addiction what about roier’s jpg addiction 😭

[clannfearrunt]

The post insinuating people who grew up with siblings are better roommates or good at sharing or whatever compared to only children is rly funny ur experiences are not universal etc etc (Which is fine and why I’m not adding 2 the post) but me personally having grown up with two siblings directly contributed to me being intensely territorial with my space and belongings LMAO you guys shared?? Successfully?? Being forced to share objects didn’t lead to huge and stupid fights that were only resolved when The Father threatened violence??? The world is so wonderful. I want what you and your siblings have.

#Your sibling didn’t lock you out of his room prohibiting access to the only clothes drawer you had between the three of you?? #Con stop yapping #still bitter about the clothes dresser situation. I did not have my own clothes storage until 8th grade #for NO REASON #just!! father cheapskate wouldn’t let my mom buy me even a cheap dresser!! #when she finally just went and bought one for $20 it was a whole fucking THING #dear lord. god forbid we spend a fraction of the cost of your firearm collection on fucking furniture #anyways this has become a different thing

[ikishima]

My #1 advice for people moving out is to NOT buy nonstick cookware... not only is the lifespan of nonstick a MAXIMUM of 7 years (usually more like 2-5 years) but teflon, aka Polytetrafluoroethylene-- the plastic coating that makes the cookware nonstick, infuses microplastics into your food.

New cookware sets can cost hundreds of dollars so my advice is to look for 100% stainless steel cookware in thrift stores. Safer, cheaper, & instead of needing to replace every 2-7 years they can potentially last you the entire rest of your life AND they won't start shedding plastic into your food

#x #PS plastic food storage containers are also not ideal... I'm going to replace all mine with glass containers when i can afford it #i bought everything nonstick thinking it would be easier to deal with. i wanted to be cost-effective & save time so buying cheap nonstick #seemed like a good idea but every single nonstick thing I bought either already needed to be tossed in the trash or the teflon is flaking #aka they have become unsafe to use. but i dont have the money to replace all my fucking kitchenware!!!!! #today the casserole dishes that i bought 2.5 years ago are going in the trash. fucking waste of money and awful for the planet #boiling water to get rid of microplastics in a flaking nonstick pot... my life is a joke LMFAOOO #i was going to put a brand suggestion for nonstick here based on what lasted the longest for anyone who absolutely NEEDS nonstick #but when i search for who owns that brand and then searched with israel in quotes... first result was them being voted brand of the year #in israel... so never mind... dude fuck all these big companies i fucking hate this shit #oh btw ceramic is a good nonstick alternative but all my ceramics lasted less than 3 years... their lifespan is about 2 years apparently #theres way too many tags on this already but for anyone who reads them all HIIII and also you can literally find better furniture #on the side of the road than you will ever find on amazon or from ikea or where the fuck ever

[soldier-poet-king]

Said fuck it I'm so depressed I'm gonna get the yellow couch. I love yellow. I need this. It's no more expensive than the other colours, it's just in backorder. I'll sit on the floor for a few months til it is available again idgaf.

#the duality of fran #IM SO DEPRESSED #YELLOW COUCH. YELLOW COUCH SAVE ME. SAVE ME YELLOW COUCH #anyway so yellow couch. sage green and terracotta coloured furniture #(plus neutral browns. im only repainting the really cheap shitty secondhand furniture #i have a few actually decent pieces from relatives thatll stay natural wood) #but yeah gonna think abt my yellow couch or else i might die. idk. SHITS BAD #also so fuckin stressed about [redacted work thing] that i am so afraid i fucked up

[mopeytwat]

IT'S HERE. IT'S THE DAY. IT'S THE FUCKING DAY. I MADE IT. IT'S REAL. IT'S FUCKING OCTOBER 5TH. OFMD SEASON 2 IS COMING OUT TODAY

#ofmd #Our flag means death #our flag means death season 2 #ofmd spoilers #Ofmd season 2 #I'm losing my fucking mind #Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god #I'm so incredibly normal about this #Definitely not ripping the paint off my walls #Definitely not smashing everything I own #Definitely 100% not biting the furniture #Holy shit #Oh em geeee #I'm feral

[mishapen-dear]

hey actually.

sharing muffins in the workspace? to guarantee happy and productive work? what the fuck is that about. bad hates even being THOUGHT of as a federation employee but they did go to him to do that survey. but they also refused to give him his reward and gave him a bunch of furniture instead. but there was that one "you're intelligent" book. but they hit foolish when he suggests arresting bad (but they secretly hate foolish so maybe they would have done that if he suggested to arrest anyone other than tazercraft/tubbo lmao). but cucurucho mocked bad when bobby died. but he killed elq twice (once was max's plan he helped with, the other was his plan max helped with) and the feds helped elq kidnap dapper. but he never faced more consequences when dapper was returned to him early. but elq and cucurucho were separate entities who we KNOW didn't tell each other everything. but bad was the first one who damaged the federation building and destroyed the road outside. but phil was the one put in a cage. but the workers were/are going to report his ass to cucurcho for threatening them... but the furniture theft. but the invisible entity. but what the fuck is going on !!!!

#qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #the feds in a love/hate relationship with him #off again on again even more than 4/halo #do they know he's kidnapped that worker. do they care. #why was he lied to about that question #bad has been p lowkey about the feds on purpose because he had eggs to protect #and he was 'easy to distract/quick to comply (like that one time he stole cellbit's books in return for a lamp)' from their pov #but do they know? #what! do! they! know! #we still dont know what the hell was up with that furniture thing what the Fuck was up with that furniture thing

[silverskye13]

Well well well, if it isn't "I got two consecutive nights of 8+ hours of sleep so I'm having nightmares." We meet again, my old friend.

#spazzcat barks #eugh #this one was about an alien invasion #where the aliens use places like shopping centers and grocery stores as hunting grounds #if you can flee fast enough they let you escape #because they have to keep a sustainable population to hunt #and wont follow into residential areas #all attempts to communicate with them are met with death #i woke up from the first dream after escaping a large furniture store #only to fall back asleep and dream i was in walmart with my mom and my sister #begging them to leave because the warning signs of an invasion coming were starting to show #we only barely made it to my car in time before screaming started #hey brain? what the fuck man #i woke up shaking and feeling vaguely annoyed

[random-thought-depository]

"12.1 MILLION tons of furniture waste went to landfills in the us in 2018*

That’s over 24.2 billion pounds (add in carpets and rugs for another almost 5 billion pounds) discarded to sit in landfills in 2018 alone.

For perspective, when we furnish a home, a one-bedroom apartment requires about 1.1 tons of furniture, so (for some quick math) 11 MILLION one-bedroom apartments are getting tossed into the trash each year.

Meanwhile, 37.9 million people, or 11.6% of the U.S. population, are living in poverty (2021 U.S. Census) and lack the basic necessities to make a house a home.

We solve two problems at the same time, collecting, repurposing, and curating gently-used furnishings and household goods (saving them from landfill) AND giving them to people in need."

"Requesting furniture from Make It Home requires a social worker, caseworker or case manager to make any requests.

If you need furniture, please contact your social worker or if you do not have a social worker, we can recommend some agencies that may be able to help you."

USAmericancharityandwelfaresystems.txt.

#class politics #my family is poor and may need some new furniture and we heard of this and checked out their website and EEEWWW #viscerally revolting #if somebody doesn't take it it's going in the landfill but they're putting the free sofa or whatever behind bureaucratic gatekeeping anyway #big “Poverty by America” vibes #their website is clearly more aimed at potential donors and volunteers than potential aid recipients too #even if this could be justified on utilitarian grounds I'm angry that they chose a framing this insulting #“this stuff is literal garbage but to get it you need a vetted regime-loyal minder to vouch that you're one of the Worthy Poor” fuck you! #bet this is really about reassuring potential donors that their donations won't go to someone they don't sympathize with #which itself says a lot about whose priorities are being catered to (not the people this program is ostensibly for)