#a fucking CAN OF TUNA

[whatwooshkai]

9️⃣ 🥺

Surprisingly, the cramping in Heatwave's tanks has actually nothing to do with the situation he's currently in.

"I still don't know how you got me to agree to this," Chase snaps from where he's got one arm deep in the air vent just under the roof of the firehouse, the other clutching the brick wall so hard he's probably going to leave indentations in it.

"You're doing great!" Cody calls from the ground. "Can you feel it in there?"

"Not yet," Chase grumbles.

"I'm not doing great," Boulder mumbles. They take a slight sidestep to the left and Heatwave's grip instinctively tightens.

"Ow," Blades whines, wincing, and there's a screech as Chase's grip on the walls tighten. "Loosen up, please! You're going to crush my plating!"

"You're not a fucking tuna can!" Heatwave hisses, but he loosens his grip. Oh my Primus. Why did we agree to this.

Chase on top of Blades on top of Heatwave on top of Boulder. Why couldn't they have just gotten, oh, I don't know, a ladder?? Like the one on Heatwave's back??

Heatwave's tanks cramp again and he winces, causing another chain reaction. "I am going to have to ask you to stop moving," Chase grits out like it hurts.

Just then, the firehouse alarm blares.

Boulder startles and lurches forward, sending all of them off balance. Blades jumps and transforms away, his rotors smacking into the wall and sending him careening down to the ground. Heatwave flails to keep his balance in an attempt that's immediately shut down when Chase lands directly on his head, sending all three of them backwards into the grass and the fence, too.

"Are you guys okay?" Cody shouts, rushing over to the groaning pile of rescue bots. The alarm is still blaring. "Oh, you found it!" He plucks the drone out of Chase's loose servo.

"Alive," Heatwave mutters. He winces in sympathy at Blades' bent rotors in the corner of his vision and the dent smashed in Boulder's side. He can't even see Chase beneath him, but he's alive too.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Kade shouts, coming up beside Cody and waving his helmet at them. "We have to go!"

Heatwave doesn't even bother to stifle his groan.

I should have seen that coming.

#they're stacked in my personal hc of height order #I know I've used the tuna can joke before but I find it so fucking funny #maccadam #transformers #transformers rescue bots #tfrb #tfrb heatwave #tfrb blades #tfrb boulder #tfrb chase #cody burns #writing #ask game #heatwave ask game #thanks for the ask!! #woosh answers #smoke and mirrors au

[fishareglorious]

just saw windsong's event cg and was consumed by a fit of hysteria. came back to earth with a post in my tumblr drafts that is myself being atrociously horrifically down bad. my r1999 posting quota for today has been met so i. will not post that. maybe on another day.

#certified storm moments #what the FUCK #that cg.......... i need someone to turn me into canned tuna #i have 800 people following i can not have them opening tumblr and seeing me be horrendously down bad about russian woman #i

[startrekandstarcrises]

yes yes very poignant and touching Dickens December today but

But the relentless Ghost pinioned him in both his arms, and forced him to observe what happened next.

am i to infer the ghost of christmas past just. fuckin hog-tied scrooge. just grabbed him like a cat to be pilled. "is2g this is for your own good now stop struggling because the next step is wrapping you in a towel and i PROMISE you'll like that even less."

#dickens december #fred: *cheerfully crushing christmas spirit into tuna* 'look uncle! what a nice treat for you!' #scrooge: 'do you think me foolish enough to fall for that GOOD AFTERNOON AND FUCK OFF NEPHEW' #ghost of christmas past: '…i mean sure we can do this the hard way if you want.'

[noose-lion]

There is nothing to eat but chocolate in this goddamn dorm and I'm hungry.

#i want fucking pasta #or tuna #or tuna mayo onigiri #or cheez its #or takis #or just fucking something i can eat #jester's ramblings #jesters privilege #jester lore #college shenanigans

[jupitermelichios]

Disclaimer: this is just for fun and no hate is meant. It's also purely about the name, not the ship. I don't care which ship you hate most, I care which has the worst smushname

* I feel like I to explain this one. The characters have names, but they're androids and also have serial numbers. If they're part of the same product line, people add together the serial numbers, so RK1000 is a ship between an RK100 Android and an RK900 Android. Other ships include RK1700 (RK900/RK800) and RK1600 (RK800/RK800)

#polls #shipping #ship wars #but the fun kind #celestribra is fine until you realise it looks like a wonder bra competitor name #also shout out to invader zim and yugioh for having the most imcomprehensible ship naming systems #I can only do 10 options #and i don't have the patience to run a bracket #so honorable mentions to Tuna #Fuck #and Flomas #also to danror purely because it edged out the objectively better niteschach

[rosemarytrash]

Danny, I can't believe how much talent a single person can contain within himself! Is there anything that seems impossible for you? Diving? Welding? Cooking maybe?

real talk for a minute here i swim and i'm a subpar swimmer but that's not really the point cuz sometimes while drawing i got on deep heavy uncontrollable binges of that "CAVE DIVING GONE WRONG!!!" content. you know like three hour videos of compilations of the various ways in which people found themselves in desperate trouble bcuz they decided to dive into a cave and either ran out of air, a cave in happened, or their lines got mixed up and they couldn't find their way out. truly horrific stuff. sounds terrifying. I WANT TO GO SPELUNKING SOOO BAD. i want to be that guy. not the guy who dies obviously but like i want to go swim thru a cave. i fucking love caves. they're so neat man. and like caving while swimming?? my favorite non-drawing activity?? uh yeah please thank you. c'mon.

as for the cooking comment i think i'm a pretty tip-top cook. like it's edible and it's seasoned and well it's fairly yummy. my fiancee and i have different palettes though and whereas they're the kind of person who needs something new pretty frequently, i could eat the same meal every day forever. so it makes cooking *for the house* hard. however if you're looking for a really cheap, affordable, DELICIOUS recipe, might i recommend canned tuna, some ramen noodles, and some frozen broccoli and cauliflower. cook the tuna in a pan while your noodles and veggies boil, toss it altogether, and season it however you please. i use a combo of garlic, onion, and curry powder, not to mention black pepper. also add a dash of paprika and if you're the spicy type, chili powder. also a tiny bit of chicken broth if you have it. MWAH. beautiful. but okay you read that and tell me if i'm a cook or not lmao

anyway realistically not that talented idk where this insane ask came from but thank you!!!

#i love tuna ramen soooo much #i want it now #but tonight i made pumpkin soup #which if you want another recipe its all canned shit it costs like 20 bucks to make depending on where you shop #2 15oz cans of pumpkin 1 15oz can of black beans and tomatoes and corn #and like 2 cups chicken broth or veggie broth works just as well if youre vegan or something #spice the hell out of it #delicious #eating it rn #fuck it im a chef fr #txt

[caluski]

Why is it so expensive to have a fun low cholesterol diet :( like half the recipes u can find online are like, you should eat a lot of [one of the most expensive types of fishes] and [very expensive fruits and veggies] or [vegan alternatives to meat that are also very expensive and also often hard to find] !!!!!!! Helpppppp.....

#I LOVE salmon and tuna and all sorts of nuts and avocadoes and fiber rich fruits and whatnot #But my god its all so so so so expensive I can feel my blood pressure rising every time I try to make a meal plan #Also I just really fucking need a bunch of ideas for depression meals 😭 #But it's so hard because like most of the recipes online have like a million ingredients #Like it's not just grab a block of tofu and eat it. But it's like everything is a salad or soup or stew #Where the cooking doesn't take much time but the preparations are so exhausting #Who has the time and money to have all those veggies and fruits and protein at your home always #God I'm getting so depressed just thinking about it all #pogaduchy

[https-furina]

tw: injury (no photos babes but like i just mention it jsjsjs)

i am a problem to myself 😭 i picked up the uhh empty can of tuna to put it in the bin and cut my hand and it looks like a murder scene ??? i cleaned it and applied cream and bandaged it but oh my god am i a hazard ??? YES I AM

#slamming my head on a wall #i gotta clean this up before my dad comes over like ???? What #he’s already gonna hate seeing my hand bandaged #)): i’m so fucking clumsy it was a TUNA CAN #— 🌊 inner thoughts #https-furina

[dedummekrakene]

GARTH!!!! THATS MY BELOVED BOY!!!!!

#kraken lb #LETS FUCKING GOOOO #tuna and garth hattys tonight i can feel it!!!

[icedmetaltea]

I did these really fast when I saw your art yesterday of Eclipse and Cat!Y/N and I couldn't help myself to not draw something based off of it! Idiot cat Y/N gets stuck like a dumbie (affectionate)

(also, hc that whenever Eclipse wants to stop Cat!Y/N from doing something, he pulls out the dreaded cone of shame on them)

Hope you enjoy! Also, sorry if I made Eclipse's hands too big; I wanted to show how tiny kitty y/n is much smaller than him so I made Eclipse hold them in the palms of his hands lmao. This can be for the Stray AU or something else btw! I just like drawing cats (if my username is any indication)

THIS IS SO CUUUUUUUUUUUTEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST WANNA PET THE BEBE

#emocatkeith #we as the y/n hivemind are so fucking cute as a cat oh ma lord #others art #*gives keith a can of tuna and a catnip toy* #answer tag #fnaf #five nights at freddies #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #sb #fnaf eclipse #eclipse

[6-2-aestheticsofhate]

i forgot i had that post in my blands blog queue (to be fair i filled that a MILLION years ago aka before the uhm. before i became. yeah.) and it killed me on impact

#sorry fuck its hilarious #i dont care abt the vault did you find my empty tuna cans #iconic

[kiromori]

I forgot I did this the other day

#Twisted wonderland #Percy's bullshit #Is laughtable that I even think of believing Crowley fucking pays MC #I bet he just gives Grim a couple tuna cans and calls it a day

[salsflore]

i found happiness in 1 cup of boba and god decided to punish me for it tenfold

#its almost 10 we just arrived home + hunger pains + my mom was being so unreasonable w our taxi driver #i'm so tired and frustrated and getting upset over non issues. like how i planned in my head to make soup but my mom was like lets open a #can of tuna. i come downstairs and she gives me egg. literally not a big deal but i started crying so i rubbed my eyes #and forgot i touched chili peanuts so my eyes started stinging. #and before i ate my charger for my dead phone wasnt working unless i consistently pressed it superrr hard into the socket PLEASE. #fuck sia #not even in a suicidal way but thinking abt how exhausted ill be tomorrow makes me not want to wake up tomorrow . PLEASE GODDDD #me when i get my ass beat during late november and all of december #give me a break #rant #negative

[cloud-ya]

pros and cons of your post getting popular and going beyond your target audience

pros:

- it's popular

cons:

- it's popular

#at this point my notifications are just another people either mistaking the tuna tail kiana for shark #or saying it looks as if the fish was biting her ass #can you still turn notifications off for specific posts? i fucking need it at this point #cloud has spoken #i dont want to see another 'fish bites her ass' or 'behold. a centaur' reblog #end my suffering

[aligatorrageinator]

Sometimes the takes are so bad you gotta scan the tag in bursts, taking a second to doodle the correct [to you fiction is subjective yadda yadda] dynamic inbetween rounds.

#crotuna #how people can pretend their relationship is healthy or mutual of whatece #they baffle me #like.. tuna at no point shows any interest in him at all #ever #and his disablility doesnt just straight up erase memories #it makes the more emotioal ones hard to talk about #and the ones that arent immedietly relevant fade to background. #like he still knows he used to have psi #he never forgets he's dating tula #he remembers his general feelings for all his friends #so there wasnt any -big mind wipe' that erased a loving and mutual matespritship #not to mention cronus is very exlicit in that he flirts with EVERYONE specifically picking on mituna bc his emotions are easy to manipulate #and he's going to struggle with communicating any distress he's in clearly with the pompus fuck always having the excuse of mood swings #for why he definetly wanted this to begin with he juat flipped on a dime and started freaking out #whats a guy supposed to do every sign read yes till it started spazzing and drooling all over me #-might as well be a direct cronus quote #anyway its fun to play with their relationship but it makes me uncomfy when people try to argue that in the text cronus was ever #genuinely interested in a relationship with tuna #he's not #he just knows its easier to blow past tuna's boundries and he cant really do anything to physically overpower cronus like the others can #homestuck #dancestors

[lyth-is-ill]

sorry for the quality of my pics lol i don't scan my drawings cuz im too lazy

and the scanner is in my dad's room

#megurine luka #luka megurine #luka vocaloid #artists on tumblr #art #fanart #sketch #vocaloid #vocaloid fanart #vocaloid megurine #illustration #luka with a fucking tuna plush #or maybe that's a real ass fish how can you know #my art #why do i keep forgetting about that damn tag