#a bitch loves ask play

[sword-and-stars]

I keep falling asleep before 9pm and it’s a problem.

Y’all should send me the weirdest fun facts you know. Fun can and is encouraged to be debatable as long as you don’t bring the mood down.

#shove it up my ask #a bitch loves ask play

[stardustedknuckles]

Okay but I need to know what the people who have only watched c3 think about Beau and Caleb because I've been rotating them in my head for three years too long to be objective anymore but like. Getting to see them through the eyes of a new party just reminded me that even though so much of our delight in C2 was focused around the constant indignity of the Nein, they are objectively a flickering metronome between "how the fuck are these people alive" and "this is the most hyper competent group of mercenaries I've ever seen" and I just. Do they know. Do they know that Beau is so fucking cool. Are there people who learned these two npcs have a whole campaign and want to learn more about them. I look at these two and see a montage of tiefling dicks and red eyes and promising to kill the other if something goes wrong. I see Caleb smearing mud and bat shit on Beau's face and Beau just resigned even as she makes the most aggrieved and annoyed sounds, Beau hauling Caleb's dissociated ass over her own skinny shoulder and walking him to safety. I look at them and see 500 hours and more of the empire siblings. The weeks and months they spent going from hating the parts of themselves they saw in each other to loving in the other what they still struggled with in themselves. I see chosen siblings, best friends. What do other people see?

#Do they know how much went into Beauregard Lionett asking 'you got my back?' knowing he did #How earned 'what's the play Beauregard' is #beauregard lionett #caleb widogast #CR spoilers #Critical role #CR c3 #Bells hells #Edited to add: don't use this as an excuse to bitch about C2 please #I've already removed and blocked one person #I get some frustration on the attention c1 characters have gotten but don't get mad at c2 fans for it #We've been starved and we're just excited #And this is just wondering your impressions of Beau and Caleb #'Beau is a dick' yeah you're right! She is and I love her so much I wrote 800 #Sorry eight hundred thousand words about her #Several thousand of them also about Caleb #So don't be a dick please #Whatever your thoughts these characters brought people out of some dark dark places #It's me I'm people

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

helloooo have a messy scribble page of oc concepts. unfortunately, im in love and will now proceed to ramble At Length

but before that! rudimentary height chart!

all i know rn is Mairy - the cow - is about the same height as Howdy/Barnaby/Poppy (around 8ft), Hettie & Daisy are in the Wally/Julie/Sally category (around 3ft), and Jesterly is more Frank/Eddie (around 4ft). Derry Drake is fuckoff huge, and Casey is... idk really. tall but not That tall

so. rambles. i... have those, yeah

Mairy Love - she/her - lesbian a gorgeous white/blue cow! originally she was gonna be pink/white, but blue/white is my favorite color combo and honestly? it's dairy colors to me. she's big! she's strong! she's very gentle and sweet but also takes shit from no one, even though she doesn't like confrontation much (unless its playful roughhousing! jokes fly completely over her head! i'm thinking she tends to a lovely orchard of various fruit trees, and probably cultivates some crops for fun as well. maybe seasonal ones? pumpkins for the spooky season, fir trees for those snowy days, etc.

Casey J. Mittens - he/him - aro this orange fella is scaredy cat central! unfortunately for him, he's also curious to a fault! curiosity killed the cat, and he fears the day that rings true for him! he'd rather curl up at home or in a cozy tree, crocheting something cute from one of his many balls of yarn than do anything else. he tries to be a voice of reason, but is too easily convinced otherwise. he's that friend who says "we shouldn't be doing this" as he wholeheartedly assists in the shenanigan in question.

Hettie (currently undecided) - she/her - bi true to her honeybee heritage, Hettie is a florist! she boasts an impressive array of flowers that she tends to like her life depends on it. she's always running around to make sure they're all getting the best care - and she's always checking in on her pals to make sure they're taken care of, too. she's a busy bee who wouldn't know a day's rest if it stung her on the ass! It takes a lot to make her mad, but everybody better watch out when her wings start buzzing

Daisy Hop - she/him - pan i actually created Daisy as a supplementary character for a certain au, but realized i could find a place for her in this little group. i'm thinking he runs a little shop - a roadside stall, more like - where she can both sell her own homemade candy & his friends' stuff! she's the only one in the group that can keep up with Hettie's energy, and even surpass it at times. though unlike Hettie, Daisy knows how to take (and appreciate) a break!

Jesterly - whatever/is/funniest - Derry a menace. they love pranks above all else, oftentimes at the expense of others. he's always up to something and is never not scheming something! there's always Someone to bother! in all honesty she's more like an annoying stray cat that no one can get rid of... and they better not try, or they'll face the wrath of this fool's Very large partner! The jester's cap never comes off, and neither does the mask!

Derry Drake - they/them - Jesterly there's no sugarcoating it - Derry is a big lazy grump! it's almost impossible to get them out of their cave, or off of any place they decide to nap. the only thing that can reliably get them moving is the promise - or prospect - of food. it's a wonder how they've accumulated such a hoard of random things in the back of their cave, seeing as they rarely get up at all. they're incredibly nearsighted and bite first, ask questions later - after all, who knows if the colorful blob in front of them is food or not! better to be safe than hungry!

currently in my mind they have their own little community deep in the woods. Daisy lives in a modified burrow, Maisy has a cute farmhouse, Casey lives in a cozy treehouse, Hettie has a small cottage, and Derry & Jesterly live in a cave. within their community, they share practically everything. want a snack? pluck something from the orchard. need a new pair of mittens? ask Casey! i suppose you could say they're communists <3 (except for Daisy. she won't charge his friends, but anyone else is free game)

Mairy and Hettie have romantic tension, Daisy and Derry are the only ones who can tolerate Jes, Mairy wants Jes dead, Casey is terrified of Derry, Daisy's rapid-fire speech confuses everyone but Hettie, etc. i should make a chart for funsies...

#if i want to get realllly out of my comfort zone #i could talk about how my brain automatically started going 'ok this is how they interact with The Neighbors' #but i think. ill save that for now #listen listen for my whole life ive always kept my fan-ocs expressly separate from canon characters #i either put them far away from the action or in a different point in time entirely #but i can. i can have fun? with this maybe? its just a silly side thing... im playing with dolls... #i have Thoughts... #scribble salad #wh oc #welcome home oc #mairy will sometimes crush Difficult To Crush things to intimidate choice people #she's intimidating and she knows it! she'd rather be nice but sometimes a bitch has to get smacked #mairy: im a pacifist #mairy: *loading shotgun* however- #derry often steals casey's yarn for their own hoard #so casey has to go steal it back (or ask for it. either way derry makes a fuss) #I LOVE THEM. FUCK #i dont need any more ocs please... i already have several hundred...

[heybiji]

Human Wizard, Lacuna.

ever make a standby DnD character and immediately go feral over them

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #dnd oc #in a dnd lull so to keep myself sane i am coming up with some character concepts to keep in the tank #gotta have a neurotic wizard with a thousand yard stare #and enough ambition to cause serious damage #i have a couple other pc ideas but they require drawing armor and i love myself too much to do that to me right now #must resist making them all human #i am a basic bitch #style consistency who #saving this dude for a horror campaign #even though all my characters seem to be able to fit well in horror campaigns... look i love horror #the kiss is a tattoo #sometimes you just gotta ask yourself “what kind of dnd character would I want played by 70s Al Pacino?” then make an overwhelmed wizard #with a new york accent #original character #biji draws #oc #manifesting a game and the time to play in it

[kennyomegasweave]

I get why Heart doesn't talk. I'm hard of hearing. I'm not deaf, I just can't hear super well and it will continue to get progressively worse. I'm also loud af because of that. I've had people I'm out with shush me in public places because of it and, I get why they do it because everybody doesn't want to hear me yell, but it still sucks. Because I love to talk.

So for Heart, whose parents have completely removed him from society, most likely due to misplaced shame at his condition, there's a huge chance they haven't let him talk since. He probably did try to keep talking at first and I'm guessing they shut it down because he couldn't control his volume and tone. And now he just doesn't.

Which is a whole other level of heartbreaking to me. Deaf people do not owe it to anyone to speak. But people who had hearing, for an extended period of time and not just the first few years of life, are used to talking. That's how we've been raised to communicate since birth basically. And so when people take that away because we're too loud? It hurts. So much.

I don't think he'll start talking again, nor do I think he needs to. But the fact that he doesn't, when he was hearing and speaking for 12 years, and how it was most likely a choice made for him to not "embarrass" his parents? Or make them feel guilty he got sick? And how his parents also didn't even bother to learn sign either? It's just devastating to me.

#moonlight chicken #I love when deaf and hard of hearing characters exist #I relate more to the ones that lost their hearing after having it most of their life more #obviously cause that's my life #and so heart who has hearing for at least like 12 years #oh he's gonna break my heart because of how he's being treated because of it #regular clyde #this is just my wading in #because I've seen a lot of posts asking why he doesn't talk #and I've seen a lot of posts saying he doesn't owe anyone talking #and I think both are right things to ask and say! #and obviously I don't speak for like everyone #this is just my take on it #as a bitch that can no longer watch anything without subtitles #and has to get the assisted listening devices for plays #and can only hear lyrics if the music is real loud

[scatterbrainedbot]

ZACH OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY?!!! IM SO SORRY OFERJGFERN IM SO MAD IM ONLY FINDING OUT NOW.

IM SENDING YOU ALL THE GODDAMN AMAZING VIBES AND HUGS AND BEST TIMES EVER IN THE WORLD. TY FOR BEING SUCH A WONDERFUL LIGHT IN THIS COMMUNITY AND ABSOLUTELY FEEDING US WITH YOUR ENDLESS RICH CREATIVITY AND BEAUTIFUL MIND!!! YOUR PASSION, ART, AND REFLECTIONS NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME AND FILL ME WITH SM HAPPY STIMS LIKE- AGH!!!!

IM GONNA STOP YELLING NOW BUT ILYSM /P AND HOPE ONLY THE BESTEST THINGS EVER HAPPEN FOR YOU AND AND YOUR THE BEST AND AHHHHHHHHH QAQ <33 <33 <3333333

NO WORDS. ONLY CRY.

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#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH TRIONAAAAAA #IM BAWLING MY EYES OUT #LOOK!!!!! AT MY BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BOYYYYYS!!!! #YALL ARE FREAKING SPOILING ME SM RN #ALSO #LIGHT IN THIS COMMUNITY UM BITCH HAVE U LOOKED IN A MIRROR?.. #???? #DONT BC YOULL BLIND URSELF U ABSOLUTE BEACON OF GOODNESS HOW DARE U #ADFJBKKJHSDFJKHSFDKHJ #fandom friends #rat sons fanart #ask reply #THANK YOU THOUGH SERIOUSLY THAT MEANS SO MUCH AND MAKES ME GENUINELY SO EMOTIONAL #legitimately i am so so so glad and touched to be a part of this little corner of the internet #and to have met so many of you amazing incredible wonderful people <3 #i for real love you all so very much /p #SOMEDAY IMMA STEAL U AND ARCHIE AND THE REST OF THE MOOTS AND WE'LL ALL HANG OUT TOGETHER #ILL BUY U GUYS SNACKS OR SMTHN #CUT FRUIT OR PLAY CATCH #IDK!!!!! #OLD MAN FORMS OF AFFECTION #AS I AM NOW OFFICIALLY ANCIENT #ALSO APOLOGIES THAT IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO RESPOND LIFES BEEN KICKING MY ASS A BIT THIS WEEK #got a second job so my time to draw and be online is even less than before :(((( #but!!! im hoping i can eventually slowly shift from my old retail job to just this new one which should improve things!! :D #THANK YOU AGAIN TRIONA!!! LOVE U SM /p AND SENDING U THE MOST AMAZING WONDERFUL VIBES FOREVER #KICK ASS OUT THERE!!!! 💪💪💪

[tsunael]

Send ✨ to see them in something they aspire to wear or would like the chance to wear.

screenshot meme | accepting!

It was ever her wont to wear white.

#I might be the only wolcr*d shipper who thinks he should never be domesticated and therefore she will never wear this in any capacity lmao #don't ask me about my hc about him everyone will dislike them lmao #but I think it adds to the tragedy of her wanting to settle down and quit this life but the narrative (me bitch!) will never allow it #(well maybe someday) #cackling you fell for the most emotionally distant man ever to walk the earth you love-starved idiot #but man she can wear a dress #gpose #astralogian #asks ; playing postmoogle

[chrollohearttags]

I'm glad you're staying and the amount of toxic ass entitiled people is wild to me like fuck outta here ruining the mood of fic writers (and the hate for black y/n is really fucking wack too ffs, can't let the black folks have things huh

Cherry boo, you're honestly so damn refreshing 🥹🥹🖤🖤 ngl your tag "i got a nasty mouth and not just for reiner" made me chuckle but like at the same time get 'em ! You have us to support youuuu !! 🖤🖤

it’s really crazy though babes and I know it’s not good to focus on the negativity or to even indulge them but imma keep my foot on these bitches’ necks because fic writers literally provide so much content for FREE and we’re constantly disrespected. And the only thing that happens is we leave our safe space and quit doing something we love and then those same bitches sit up and scream that they have nothing to read. When it’s THEIR FAULT we stop writing. They never pay attention to all the other thousands of creative au’s and fics we come up with but a lil weed got them scrambling.

but ykw, thank you though, bby! 🥹🫶🏾🫶🏾 The amount of love and fun we have on here, them birds could never get to me. Y’all make it worth it fr!!

#could never be frazzled by a bitch who don’t know the difference between there they’re and their #or a coon and a racist asian bitch #anyways I love my lil family over here and all of our ghetto ass fics #you don’t like it? keep scrolling #we have a good time over here #cherry’s asks 🍒 #nonnies 🍒🌹 #might write another fic of eren sticking percs in my asshole just bc I can #keep playing with me

[spacedlexi]

so theres these 2 zombie apocalypse daughters and im a disappointed parent who plays favorites

#twdg replay got me feeling Feelings....then i remember i have Another zombie daughter i neglect these days >.> #this is not me pitting 2 bad bitches against each other im just thinking abt ellie and her poor life choices lol #clem got Everything ellie threw away : ) fool #ellie im so sorry its not your fault #sometimes i remember how important ellie and tlou were to me before ...... #anyway :) *thunder stops clouds part sun shining birds chirping* #clem is happy at her forever home with her found family and baby boy and co leader girlfriend :) peace and love on planet earth :) #clem does Not get the appreciation she deserves and i stand by that. clementine you will Always be famous. the original. the blueprint. #CLEM I LOVE U BBY GIRL i will give u ur flowers forever #all wlw who stopped playing twdg before s4 go play s4 right now i am no longer asking #the amount of people who havent played s4...wat r u doin....its the final season...pains me #anyway back to my brain hell :) guess i'll just sit here by myself #thats ok :) my house now #it speaks #twdg #tlou

[drink-tang-gang]

I like Baffy bcs it makes me go “HA LOSER!” With Bugs (endearingly)

HA yep! casually liking bugs and daffy has one assuming daffy is the loser, but being into baffy makes u realize that it’s bugs who’s the loser!

#baffy #looney tunes #bugs bunny #daffy duck #isn’t that lovely? (ask tag) #pssst it’s the emotional constipstion unself awareness 🫢 #meanwhile daffy is a charater that wears his heart on his sleeve #that ain’t to say daffy isn’t a thinker. he calculates stuff and makes calls (though his line of logic can at times be skewered. he is #’daffy’ after all) but he falls short of bugs already ten steps ahead of everyone else and makes plays along with the public opinion #that he’s unreachable and always witty (🫢 he’s not) #like u watch BiA as an adult and see how Bugs treats Daffy/Bugs goes along with the studio’s treatment of Daffy n ur like #damn I’d leave his ass too 😭 Bugs is such a loser #he knows Daffy’s greatest dream is to be called Bugs’ hero and bugs casually teases him about it like that bitch is COLD #dare I say. a Stinker (ehehehhee )

[frecklystars]

JESSE PINKMAN?

IN THE HOUSE, BITCH!!!!!!!!

#LISTEN IM JUST AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE #YOU THINK ITS A SHOCK TO SEE THIS MAN ON MY F/O LIST????? #IMAGINE HOW I FUCKING FELT #I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY THO 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 #anonymous #asks #brba #💕♬♪ ♡ I'm off my face in love with you (bitch) 🖤💀⚗️♡ #JESSE PINKMAN IN THE HOUSE [drumming on a tank remix] #that s3-s5 remix video has lived in my head rent free for YEARS #now i finally have context #'BITCH bitch *little bitch* I MADE YOU MY BITCH' plays in my head every damn day

[sword-and-stars]

WIP Game

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have wips. (You can make your own post or reblog this one!) I have deemed that this isn’t just for writing either. Sketch titles? Comics? Dnd campaigns? If you have an unfinished project, it counts!!

⭐️⭐️⭐️

1. enough to leave scars

2. mercy on the young

3. stronger than steam

4. dinner and a show

5. terms of service

6. leave with the damage

7. blow a kiss, fire a gun

8. trust fall

9. hold back the river

10. dumpster diving

11. emotional support

12. free up your mind

13. achieving the desired lamination

14. bubblehead

15. ordinary people

16. entropy

17. be for the better

18. indanthrone

Tagged by @eggmacguffin! Thanks for the tag, babe.

18 people is too many so I’ll tag @thebrimmingheart, @dilfdarthvader, @ang3lba3, and @captainkirkk. If I missed you, do it anyway!

#shove it up my ask #a bitch loves ask play

[tangledinink]

your vampire rpg game looks SO COOL OMG!!!! would you mind if you told us a bit about it? also i love your art SO MUCH OH EM GEE!!!!! the lineart and the shading and the coloring!!!!! have a great day/night!! 🫶

GIGGLING WILDLY. omg i'd love to--

Our game takes place in current-day Blackwater Bay, a make-believe city in California under Anarch with hella crime, just to keep things fun and funky. Our original party make-up included Prescott, a young Nosferatu with a penchant for dirt-bike-racing, auto mechanics, and being clueless, Tomasso, a ghoul-turned-vampire Lasombra who worked with organized crime in the city, his hired muscle, Dimitri, a massive Russian Gangrel with 0 braincells and a badger for a ghoul, and Candle, a (secret) Ravnos who travels the country in his van with his pet rabbit Brooklyn and has recently found himself in Blackwater. Tomasso (Tommy) eventually got his shit wrecked (got blown up) and Candle basically ended up Taking Ownership of Dimitri. Tommy previously provided him with housing, salary, etc etc, so Candle took up this mantle in Tommy's absence, as how lucrative career as a stripper left him with more than enough pocket change to Sugar Daddy.

Candle and Dimitri were easily the most fun dynamic in the game because they'd just Do Whatever. They're constantly just fucking around and doing shit. There's half a braincell between them and they're constantly prepared to fuck around and find out. Candle just tells Dimitri to do stuff and they do it. Hey, Dimitri, wanna go clubbing? Hey, have you ever been on a ferris wheel before? Dimitri let me paint your nails. Let me braid your hair. Let's play truth or dare. I dare you to pick up that guy and throw him as hard as you can--

Candle has HELLA high charisma stats and can talk just about anyone into anything, and though he's not super well-suited for combat, Dimitri sure is, which made them an absolute delightful power couple. On the rare occasion Candle was unable to talk someone down, he could just sic his Gangrel on them. Candle is very sassy, outgoing, and talkative, but also has a bit of a temper and when he tells people to SHUT UP AND LET HIM TALK people LISTEN because he just has that level of authority. And also, he has Dimitri.

My other favorite thing about Candle is that he's a ridiculously effective hunter. Stripping is both how he makes his money and finds his food-- one song on stage and the entire club is pretty much invariably enraptured with him, and he basically has his pick of the herd. All he's gotta do is suggest they go to the bathroom, to the back, to the alley, etc. for some fun and then uhhhhhhhh bite the shit out of them and drink their blood <3 works like a charm every time. He is so good at this, in fact, that he 1) sugar daddies the entire party, as he's by far the most effective moneymaker 2) when we're in a rush or if people aren't up for a long hunt, he will literally HUNT FOR THE REST OF THE PARTY FOR THEM and just bring people back to their hiding places to feed, because he basically NEVER misses and it takes SO little effort for him to do this.

And the whole time he's running around being this cute lil strawberry blonde with a rabbit in his purse ;3c

#and none of this is even touching on his complicated backstory which i could also babble about for DAYS #hes my special little boy #an absolute menace to society #i had no idea what i was doing when i made him as far as build goes but i accidentally made him #like #so fucking good #its a long-running joke in the group how the other party members roll their eyes at candle sometimes and underestimate him #but hes easily one of the most dangerous and powerful vampires in the entire city #i love him SOOOO much he is such a bitch #can talk his way out of anything #will tell you if he doesnt like you #if you do something he doesnt like its homophobia #he also plays like five different instruments #asks #anon #vtm #vampire the masquerade

[boxwinebaddie]

i regret to inform everyone that i am the kenny friend bc someone handed me the aux and i played the misery cpr mashup smh

#i am so sorry #this is why no one hands me the aux #also while i was getting ready i shuffled my music #and i was trying to do be on hottie thottie girl behavior #and unfortunately come over again played #and i thought abt ravenstan and almost cried fml #this has nothing to do with anything #but i thought i'd share #cheers mazel #respectfully i am kenny except i do not pull #the energy is there tho my friends #got my degree in fucking bitches and getting money #but a lot of good that did me #broke and maidenless #slay olay #edit: i am so sorry to the anon that just asked me #abt the kyle cant say i love u ask #while i'm being a degenerate i'm crying #I GOT YOU BABY HOLLLLLL OOOOON #me in the club bathroom like #So The Complexities Of Kyles Personality #KHLDSDLKHDSLK

[alexis-royce]

🌈

🌈 Do they do anything unique or interesting with Neathy colours?-

YES. I had violant ink splashed on their cuffs as a design element even before Mistress of the Skies, and I gobbled that story UP. It’s canonical that The Academic destroyed that MLM not out of any ethical concerns, but in order to assure that no other people in their loom strand (my continuity) have violant cosmetics. The Academic wears violant eyeshadow now, and it’s my little reasoning why they get to be the main character of so many stories. They don’t necessarily deserve the fame and prestige they have, but they’re just so easy to remember that folks think of them first, even when there’s really no reason to ask The Academic in particular for assistance.

Fame is like that IRL, too.

#I mean let’s be fair #A Heart’s Desire: Power Ending Correspondent who likes the masters (Pages) and sailing? #the ex disgraced academic #is as basic a Fallen London bitch as they come #but I love them and earnestly enjoy FL #and that’s the only way to play anything #asks

[thegreatyin]

longsword player core

speak for yourself anon.

#im like if jocat was a genderfluid freak #ask #monster hunter #bitches love my inability and stanch refusal to play other weapons.