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monster-noises · 1 month
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I love second hand book shops, I got to them frequently and always leave with Something and have a good time just peakin around
But i gotta say
It's one of the Worst spots for me in terms of imposter syndrome
I feel like everyone's uneasey with my presence as though i'm a stranger who just stumbled into their inner sanctum and they're.. they're gunna let me stay but they're gunna be weirded out the whole time and breath a sigh of relief when the Strange Unwelcome Freak Leaves
It also happens at record shops and sometimes at small antique shops or cons+festivals
Just this immediate foreboding of being Angrily Tolerated in a Space I Don't Belong
#monster noises#it's Incalculably stupid because 1) it's a store. anyone can go in there.#and 2) in all those locations... I do beling there!!!!!!!! not even in the sense of point 1 where it's a retail location but like!!!!#Book shops Record shops Antique malls Cons... are all like super 100% right up my alley nerd shit these Should be like '''''my people'''''''#which is i think a strong contributing factor to this pervasive feeling like#there's an underlying current of not just being in there to Shop but that i want the other people there to Like Me? I guess?#in our limited interaction?#i want them to see that i'm One Of Them and it makes me nervous#because whenever i am trying to be a Part of something i Immediately feel like some kind of isolated hollow fraud#like i'm worried that i not only Look like a poser#but that i Am#secretly#a Poser#so secretly that I don't even relaiE i'm a poser#it probably doesn't help that i also always have The most off-kilter interactions with the staff in these scenerios#it's never anything truly embarassing#but it's always like i try to be as nice as possible but their reaction is never what i expect#and it throws me off#it's a hard thing to pin down in words but like.. it feels like they are more than anything just Waiting for me to leave#if not from the get-go then from the moment i open my mouth to answer a question#and like idk !!! i'm trying so hard to be open and friendly and not just use canned response but also not be Too weird or too loud#and be engaged in conversation but it never works!#it's like i ooze some deeply unpleasant vibe and it turns everyone off me immediately when i enter their space#i'll see other customers having lovely conversations with staff and stuff and then when it's me it's like Cold#truly it does nothing for my self esteem#not everyone has yo or is going to like me but i really don't think it's too big an ask to not be scrutinized by store staff Constantly ;<;
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satellites-halo · 5 months
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yeah you're "punk" but are you normal about deformed people?
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4x01 · 5 months
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you don’t like country/folk/americana? you don’t like the soulful lamenting and colorful storytelling of poor workers and immigrants of the past? banjo banjo🪕?
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shallowseeker · 4 months
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Again, I am ASKING my neighbors. HOW DO YOU AFFORD>>>>>>>>>>>SO. MUCH. AMMO.
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poofmalyakaet · 1 month
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wave of memories
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butch lesbians and trans men when they see the most badly designed early 2000s jesse pinkman graphic tees made for 12 year old boys and limp bizkit fans paired with knee length cargo shorts
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aureno · 3 months
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transl. "i said i wanted chicken fingers, why'd you give the whole hand"
dumb doodles of these two the sequel electric boogaloo Fresh off the stove
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muscleonly4u · 10 months
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Eddie Chipp 🇬🇧
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lemonlimestar · 3 months
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supernova kon ✨ my boygirlthing <3
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chronoarts · 1 month
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I need you guys to understand just how hot Rose was in New Earth. Ten's FIRST episode that wasn't a special but she absolutely stole the show. She left not a single crumb. And don't get me STARTED on her kiss with Ten. That was EVERYTHING. I know that technically that was Cassandra, but we don't have to talk about that. This is in my top three episodes so far because of literally everything. Rose was SO attractive here and honestly if I watched Doctor Who when I was younger and saw Rose in this episode, she would've been my queer awakening 100%. I don't understand how ANYONE could look at her and not be like "wow, women are so incredible"
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portgas-d-rouge · 4 months
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the thing about cross guild is croc and mihawk are also failguys. croc's 10 year coup was foiled by a teenager with a supersoaker. he fell for sanjis phone phishing scam. he willingly gave buggy thousands of beri. mihawk has been 24/7 larping being a vampire all his life and his only friend is the gen z goth girl squatting in his loft. they are cringe.
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supremehomme · 3 months
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Vitaliy Ugolnikov
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octuscle · 4 months
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My friends gave me a bodybuilding poser as a joke gift. They know I'm really into competitive bodybuilding, but I'm just a scrawny little nerd. Which makes them gifting me a size XXXL poser sting just a little more. Any chance you could make it so the thing fits me? I'd even be willing to trade my PhD if you make it so all I can ever wear are posers. Thanks in advance and Merry Christmas to you and your colleagues at customer service!
Uh, sorry 2 bother u, buddy! 4get the question. I tried the poser 1nc. Fits liek a fucking glove. Ayy lmao, mor liek a glove thats 2 smol. My fucc buddy told meh ive sum pdh shit. He can bet his ass on it. Ive a phucking huge d. U can ask any1.
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i wanted something frum u, support dude. I 4got. Make my member smol enuff 2 fit in the poser? hehehehe, certainly not. Shud u make meh even mor tanned and shiny fo' the next comp? tht cud b it. Go fo' it, dude! and if ur up fo' it? i need some1 2 succ the adrenaline out of my cocc after the show. I hope thats enuff payment, thats all my prize m1y will cover.
Pic found @rickmuscleguy
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princesskuragina · 4 months
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I'm speaking my truth. A lot of people who make fun of Miku Jefferson were not even there. You did not live through the wars that I did. You didn't even go on ao3 to read college aus where Peggy Schuyler suggests that they do a pronoun circle (xe uses xe/xem/xir)
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