Tumgik
#WHICH?
laprimera · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
“ Get back to work, Rika. ”
12 notes · View notes
theblackestofsuns · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
"Which?"
Human Diastrophism (2007)
Gilbert Hernandez
Fantagraphics Books
4 notes · View notes
lisamarie-vee · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
6 notes · View notes
dglvr1760 · 2 years
Text
My college dorm did a haunted house, and me and my roommate did Stranger things
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
It was so much fun, she was eleven and I played a dead creepy Barb. Had Hawkings and the upside-down. My shirt said welcome from the upside-down.
ALSO ALSO.ALSO, EEEEEE my mom doesn't stand for trans folk but I saw a guy who was trans, and we started to talk and tonight he KISSED ME. It sucked bc that was my first kiss, but I am still in shock. Like, bruh. I didn't think this was possible and at a spiritual formation event that is required, this girl said God will change your night tonight!! Ik he don't mess with free will, but the right place and time!!! Imma- ☠️
6 notes · View notes
lovelyactors · 2 years
Note
Movie namez
Tumblr media
2 notes · View notes
peaceloveandstarrs · 2 years
Text
I am starting to lose track of how many men I'm trash for geez....
3 notes · View notes
Text
why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????
73K notes · View notes
poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
Knowledge Revenge.
61K notes · View notes
pirateprincessjess · 2 months
Text
When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
61K notes · View notes
chongoblog · 4 months
Text
Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”
The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”
Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”
Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”
Me: “Oh….well…thanks”
Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”
76K notes · View notes
lotrmusical · 3 months
Text
never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
66K notes · View notes
butchfalin · 7 months
Text
the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
147K notes · View notes
notbecauseofvictories · 5 months
Text
A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
68K notes · View notes
vamprisms · 5 months
Text
adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy
85K notes · View notes
fluentisonus · 6 months
Text
trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed
62K notes · View notes
whaledocboi · 5 months
Text
ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be
55K notes · View notes