#WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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PLAGUE DOCTOR DID YOU FUCK MY EMPLOYEE
#LOBOTOMY CORPORATION#SERGEY#SERGEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#NUGGETS#WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK#THATS NOT THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO JUST GOT A CATHOLIC BLESSING.#the way I can’t post the full gif of Sergey having gay sex because the file size is huge due to how long they spend fucking#I………………….#morse支部
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I AM CECILY HERONDALE, YOU SEE. I HAVE COME TO BE TRAINED AS A SHADOWHUNTER.
#zee reads clockwork prince.#THIS IS NOT HOW THIS FUCKING BOOK ENDS#I'M GOING TO WALK INTO THE OCEAN AND NEVER COME BACK#WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK#CECILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#SHE'S FUCKING HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T#I#OH MY GODDDDDDDD.#THIS IS INSANITY#okay first of all at least this one ended on SOMEWHAT of a fucking better note#with the engagement and the pregnancy both#but fucking#I WASN'T EXPECTING#I'M#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#i'm not okay right now#truly i'm going to fucking bark loudly and then die#I AM PAUSING READING TO WRITE BUT GOOD LORD I'M GONNA HAVE TO READ CP2 NOW#AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE OKAYYYYYYY#&. 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 ) i begin to realize my only enemy is me.
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i am NOT NORMAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK#OH MY GOD. OH GOD. OH GOOOOOOOOOOD.#chris noises#mcyt#THIS FINALE.......................
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Hey New Rule Cis People Aren’t Allowed to Talk About Astolfo
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how am i supposed to write a whole letter in German in an hour what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk before semptember i hadnt had german for like FOUR YEARS and i had like six months of german before the four year break.
#fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk#reading etc are fine but writing????????????#that's a whole other creature#I want a nap#i also have to write an essay for dutch in an hour what the fuck#whats the point of doing it timed like that??#literally just set it as an assignment lmao like when the hell am i going to be writing something#that needs to be done within the hour?!#never? only for school lmao#pls i need a nap
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When you misgender yourself 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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AoS 7x11
1ST GAP:
> I'M SHAKINGGGGGGGGGG
> DAISYYYYYYYYYYYYY
> OH MY GOD
> TELL KORA THAT
> THEY SHOULD TELL HER TBH
> YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS DAISYYYYYYYY
> BULLSHIT, KORA. BULL S H I T
> FUCKING HELL THEY'RE IN SPACEEEEEEEE
> PSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH
> DEKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
> OH FUCK. GARRETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
> I'M YOUR NEW BABYSITTER LOL
> THEY'RE NOT BUYING THE BULLSHIT
> SOME WERE TAKEN
> PROOF?????
> PROOF THIS IS A NEW TIMELINE???????????????
> TITLE DROP?????????
> PROJECT INSIGHT WITH A FANCY NEW BOW
> BULLSHITTTTTTTTTTTTT
> DAISY AND KORA CONVO
> DAISY DON'T FALL FOR THIS SHIT RN
> I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET THAT. I'M SORRY YOU THREW IT AWAY. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
> BULLSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
> SISTER SUPERHERO SQUAD
> WHAT JUST HAPPENED??????????
> OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FLASHBACKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
> FUCK YOU NATHANIEL. FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
> BRING IN THE GRANDSON
> OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> DAISYSOUS SALKDLJALSD
> OH DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
> PARALLELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
> ARE YOU COMING?????
> YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
> I ALREADY HAVE A SISTER TO SAVE. HER NAME IS JEMMA SIMMONS
2ND GAP:
> FLOAT???
> 100,000 MILE HAIL MARY
> A, TIME??????
> WITHOUT FAIL
> MACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
> HOW'S THIS FOR UNPRDICTABLE
> AUTHORIZATION GRANTED
> KING SHITTTTTTTTTTTT
> DIRECTOR OF SHIELD, GOING ROGUE. YEAH, I'VE SEEN THAT HAPPENED BEFORE
> NO DEKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> MY STOMACH FEELS -- WHOA. THANK YOU
> FREEZE TO DEATH IN THE VOID OF SPACE.
> DANNY BOY LMFAO
> OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
> GO MAY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> OH NO. OH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
> MAY IS RAGINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
> LOWERED FIREWALLS FOR SIBYL
> UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
3RD GAP:
> I KNOW ONLY HUNGER NOW.
> MAYBE DON'T RECITE THE MESSAGES OUT LOUD. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> CODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> OG TIMELINE
> LORD IN HEAVEN PLEASE
> DAISY DROPPING THE "LAST MISSION" BOMB
> WE HAVE THESE THINGS CALLED PHONES ALKDASDKASD
> SOUNDS LIKE WE MIGHT
> SHIT. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
> YOU GUYS ARE MY FAMILY
> DAISYYYYYYYYYYYYY
> UGH OOOOOFFFFFF
> HE'S A DORKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
> YOYO OWES ME $20 LMFAO
> YOU KNOW THAT FOR SURE????
> JEMMMA IS A FUCKING BADASS
> THE RACE IS ON?????????????
> WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
> I'VE GOT A SUPERPOWER THAT I'M BUSY WITH, BUT SO DO YOU
> THIS PHILINDA CONVO THO
> A TIMELINE WE NEED TO RESTORE
> HUH
> I CANNOT READ KORA, SRSLY
4TH GAP:
> YOYO???????????
> GRANT. WARD.
> THEYRE TRICKING HER?????????/
> WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH DAISY
> WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
> WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
> THIS MACK AND SOUSA CONVO......... RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
> I'M NOT ABOUT HER TO GET HURT AGAIN
> THREATENING ME, SIR
> NO, NOT JUST ME. EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THIS TEAM
> IMAGINE THAT. THE MAN OUT OF TIME AND QUAKE. LIKE A DAMN COMIC BOOK.
> BETTER BRAINS I HAVE SEEN
> OH MY GOD. I FUCKING MISSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
> FITZ I FUCKING MISSED YOU
> OR NOT???????/
> LIVE TOGETHER. NO MIMSSION. NO END OF HTE WORLD. WE COULD UST...BE
> WHAT THE FUFCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
> WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
> WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
> YOU HAVE TO BE STRONG.
> YOU WON'T REMEMBER WHAT YOU'VE FORGETTTEN
> OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
> MOTHER OF GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
5TH GAP:
> OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
> WHAT THE HELL
> COULSON IS A COMPUTER GENIUS LOL
> MY STREAM GOT CUT OFF EEEEPPPP
> OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
> MY STREAM IS FUCKING NUTSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TAG:
> FUCK THIS TAG FUCK THESE TWO
PROMO:
> LAWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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he sent me a photo. why? what was the purpose of that? was he looking for a specific response? is he trying to trigger me? what tf does he want? i thought he was talking to someone, why is he sending me pictures like that?
granted, it was just of the abs, nothing extremely provocative, but still, the question still stands. why does he do this to me?
i’ve been crying over him for the past week and a half upon hearing that news, i can’t fucking take this anymore, but i don’t want to lose my best friend either.
what the fuck.
if i were to send a pic it would just be extremely out of pocket, no?
i don’t really have anything more to say, but i miss the old times when we both were just super cool and did our own things and that was that. no feelings or anything. why did i have to go and catch feelings for this man. why did his penis have to be so fucking good. SMFH. do i regret anything? no. everything is meant to happen for a reason, right?
i honestly am anticipating this conversation we need to have because i just want to dead all future confusion, pinpoint that i was the first one to have feelings for anyone here and that we don’t need to follow through with anything just because i decided to go and like someone.
i just want all of this extra shit to be over and for us to go back to our normal friendship man. because i miss him. i miss talking everyday about nonsense or super serious shit. i just miss us. as friends. that’s what i can accept right now.
lol.
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
(i be lying to myself but what the fuck ever when i meditate i’m honest, this is the internet fuck yall).
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HARRY STYLES REALLY BE OUT DOING HIMSELF EVERY SINGLE TIME WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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found like the very first things i said to my (ex)best friend in Second Life and it’s like i wish we could just go back there like when shit wasn’t fucking like it became, like just chill out for once and just have her not freak out about me wanting to hang out with more than just her, to include her in my life with my spouses and just looking at that and imagining what if she could have fucking gotten over her ... idek what it was, hatred? of my spouse like, i wasn’t replacing her
and i look at that chat and it’s like that could have been us still, and it isn’t like brittan didn’t try with her didn’t make an effort and yeah i’m super sensitive to danger signals but maybe i shouldn’t have to ignore it when someone is uncomfortable and maybe it’s not okay for someone to be that whatever jealous? i dont even fucking know
i just wanted her to be apart of the family and instead she shut me out forever and it hurts and I miss her and on the other hand for once i don’t feel so fucking emotionally drained having to cater to the sounds of discomfort she makes at the simple mention of brittan’s name
i just keep hearing over and over again in my head her saying how she never had a chance with me, and like, how fucked up it is, that in the end friendship was never enough
how can you hate someone so much for being the person your supposed best friend loves that you fucking dump your best friend, when you don’t even fucking KNOW that person
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk today is a day and im going to go to starbucks
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it,, is 2 am. what the Fuck am i doing????
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What...
UMMMMMM WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
2200k?!
JESUS CHRIST.
HOW.
Y'all are too much and too adorable and ily all for putting up with my dramatic ass. I've run out of things to say except THANK YOU and you're all saints for willingly seeing what stupid ass shit I have to say next.
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THAT DOG LOOKS LIKE A GOD DAMN OC WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
also "its been two years" bitch ur mullet is the same fuck off w that bullshit
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FUCK WHAT IS CERSEI GONNA DO FUCK IM SCARED FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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THAT BREAK DOWN WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkk
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AGENTS OF SHIELD 7x05 LIVEBLOG
Disclaimer: Some parts might not make sense bc I was rendered useless after a specific Jemma scene at the beginning of the ep and could not liveblog properly after. BYE.
1ST GAP:
> THE OPENING TITLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> COULSON IS LEGIT FANGIRLING LOL
> POOR MAY OMG
> NOW THAT FEELING'S EXTENDED TO YOU
> "PROJECTILE VOMITING FROM THE SHOCK"
> ELEPHANT PANTSSSSSSSSSSS
> UNFASHIONABLE SQUARES ON EVERY DECADE
> "WAIT TILL THEY GET CELLPHONES"
> "YOUR BRAINS WILL SPILL OUT"
> "HE'S BEEN CHILLING FOR LIKE, 4 DECADES"
> FANCY PASSWORD ENTRY NOW YAAASSSSSSSSSSS
> BENDEERYYYYY
> JEMMA STILL DECIPHERING FITZ'S MESSAGE ADLKJAKLAS
> "DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING FROM BOBO?"
> "I COULDN'T DISCLOSE"
> "WE'LL BE REUNITED SOON"
> BUMP LEMONS OHMYGODDDDDDDDDDDDD
> "BYE NANA"
> WHAT THE FUCK WAS THATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
> MACKELENA :')
> LIGHTHOUSE?????
> "DATE NIGHT"
> "I MIGHT BE DRUNK" POOR MAY BUMPING ON SLOSHED PEEPS
> MALICK IS THERE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
> "SOUNDS LIKE HYDRA'S AHEAD OF SCHEDULE"
2ND GAP:
> TITLE DROP
> CHASTITY MCBRIDEEEEEE
> 1976 "A NEW BIRTH FOR FREEDOM"
> GIDEON MALICKKKKKKKKKK
> DAISY AND GIDEON.... AWKWARD
> "DON'T WORRY I'LL PAY YOU BACK LATER" LMFAOOOOOOO AWKWARD
> SHE'S WORRIED FOR ENOCH
> THEY'RE POWERING SOMETHING
> HACKER DAISY YAAAASSSSSSSSS
> "PICK THEM OFF WHILE THEY'RE STILL YOUNG"
> THEY WANNA KILL THE AVENGERS WHILE THEYRE STILL YOUNG
> PATRICK KUTIC OMFG
> OH NOOOOOOOOOOO
(P.S. I CAN BARELY COMMENT ON THE 2ND GAP BC I'M TOO STRESSED ABOUT JEMMA)
3RD GAP:
> "HE'S A RIPPLE"
> YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS
> OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
> "ANYTHING ELSE YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME?" WELL, THAT.
> "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TO EXIST"
> ENOCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
> "NOW BUCKLE UP"
> "THANKS FOR THE RIDE" HAJSDHASDKHASA
> I CAN'T WITH THIS
> "IT'S TIME WE CHANGE THE RULES"
> WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
> SOMETHING'S MESSED WITH THE ALGORITHM
> THEY JUMPED THREE YEARS
> WHO WAS NOT ON THE SHIPPPPPPPPPP
4TH GAP:
> ENOCH AND JEMMA
> "WITHOUT YOU, I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN SLIPPING"
> "WHY AM I AFRAID TO TELLL"
> SOUSA NOT NOW FUCKKKKKKKKKK
> DEKE GO OFFFFFFFFFFFF
> "WE ALL WERE"
> THE DAISY x SOUSA TEAMUP THO
> DAISY SHOWING HIM THE SMARTPHONE
> I'M SCREAMING
> COULSON X MAY AWKWARD TALK
> IS HE A CHRONICOM???????
5TH GAP:
> OH NOOOOOOOOOO
> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
> THIS SHOT
> I THOUGHT IT WAS THEM GOING FOR NADEER
> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
> GO MAY GO
> HE FELT OTHERWISE
> "SORRY SIR"
> THIS SHOT THOOOOOO
> "THE DOMINOES ARE ALREADY FALLING"
> DAISY AND SOUSA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> THE CHRONICOMS SEE EVERYTHING
> OH MY GOD DEKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> FUCK
> MACK'S PARENTS
> FUCK THIS SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
> I HOPE THEY DON'T MISS AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
> INSIGHT HAS BEEN DESTROYED
> BUT WE JUST GAVE UP OUR POSITION
> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
TAG:
> WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY
PROMO:
> WHAT
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