#WHAT DID THEY EXPECT

[lastoneout]

I will say it's kinda hilarious that Nintendo went "you know the most annoying characters from the original game? the ones that 90% of the fans hated so much that it became a whole meme?? the ones where the reward for finding all nine hundred of them is just a pile of shit??? yeah in the sequel let's make it so the players can glue them to rockets and bombs"

#totk spoilers #totk #loz totk #tears of the kingdom #korok war crimes #WHAT DID THEY EXPECT

[cypresstrees]

extremely hilarious that the admiralty not only sent laurence and temeraire to brazil in hopes they’d smooth over the whole “the tswana are reclaiming their ancestors and oh no our slaveholder allies are struggling” situation, but they also pardoned laurence over it

yes, they have by far the most experience with the tswana, i do get that, but in what world did they expect william “son of a famous abolitionist, literally committed treason to save the lives of foreign beings looked down upon by dominant society” laurence and temeraire “radical free thinker, notoriously does not believe in authority and hates injustice” dragon to actually do what they wanted?

#just think it’s funny that they pardoned him specifically and only for this reason #and then he and tem went and caused chaos bc of course they did #what did they expect #temeraire

[jenna-louise-jamie]

this is so fucking funny

#bare naked ladies #reddit #lmfao #what did they expect #subreddit #r/barenakedladies #i looked through the comments on the post and theyre genuinely upset about it #sjdjkfkfk #bare naked ladies band #barenaked ladies

[bloodbank4050]

My Parent’s meet-cute

My mom joined the Army after graduation from High School (1983), got sent to basic and eventually ended up at Fort Stewart. As my mom describes- the Barracks sucked, and she didn't want to live there. The only way to live off base was to 1) get approval from the CO (which was very uncommon), or 2) be married. So my mom's then boyfriend (Ted) liked the idea, they took a quick trip to South Carolina to get married (because there was a 2 week wait in Georgia because you needed to have a blood test done), then found a house and settled in. 

A year into married life, and Ted is getting ready to leave, and both had decided months before that the relationship wasn't good anymore- so my mom bought a bottle of cheap champagne, and divorce papers to the house on their 1 year anniversary (1986).

My father joined the Army Intelligence (Legacy; my Grandfather was an A.I. vet), married a woman (Stacy) that he thought he loved that his family approved of (Jewish); got sent to New Mexico, found out he didn't like that so much, and hopped into the Army Medic system. He got transferred to South Korea for a year (1983), and it took him four months to save up to bring Stacy over to live while he was in South Korea. But surprise(/s), Stacy had been unfaithful since the beginning. Dad drops Stacy quickly, and gets Transferred to Fort Stewart in '85.

Now, in '86, my mom is newly divorced and has just gotten orders to report back to the barracks within the week. Since Ted (now ex-husband) had already left, and since my mom was the only owner still in-country to sell it she decides to go out with a bang: hosts a house-selling party, and invites her friends and friends of friends to have some fun and maybe find a buyer for the house too. 

My dad was a friend of a friend, and he shows up to have fun- everyone's getting drunk and grouping off. And (as my mom describes the event) my mom is coming back from the bathroom, my father attempts to have a conversation that went roughly like.. "This is a great house, it's a shame you have to sell... got any offers?... No.... Hey, wanna marry me and we can keep living here?" My mom thought he was joking because he was stupid drunk. But the next morning he was still adamant. And my mom agreed to the idea with the stipulation that either one of them could walk at any time. 

Mom says she fell in love with the idiot about three months after they got married. They're having their 36th wedding anniversary this year

#meet cute #aww #reddit #dumbass finds love #there's a second half to this story where they had to tell their parents #lucky #funny #names changed for privacy #what did they expect

[sherbetyy]

How do I even get this shit on my fyp

#THIS PERSON KEEPS POPPING UP I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO 😭😭 #oh and over half the comments are “lol” #What did they expect

[imnotokaywiththerunning]

Got a new dog. Daisy Crockett is still unsure about us lol

#my dogs #Daisy Crockett #her old people didn’t think she’d get very big #like she’s a great dane #what did they expect #but I love her now

[moonrver]

My cousin got interviewed about Boris Johnson's situation on his way to work yday and he said "this is almost as good as the day thatcher died" whdjqdhwkd they obvs didn't broadcast it lmao

#they were interviewing people in liverpool #what did they expect

[spirallingstarcases]

top five men?

like in a row? or do i get breaks

#spi.answers #ask games #anon #I MEAN WHAT DID YOU EXPECT #30k

[sweet-popplio]

I've been told "You seem to avoid confrontation"

Like yeah, because it's repeatedly been proven that either a) Other person gets violent or b)I'm ignored and told its not their problem.

I get walked over or yelled at. Neither of which sound great. Not that I enjoy the alternative of being walked all over, but what do you even do? Are there classes on doing well with confrontation that I missed?

Within the last 5 years have learned to say NO to things. But even then I still struggle at times.

#personal #raised by a complete pacifist who could never speak up and the other with anger management issues #what did they expect

[mysunangel]

you'd think that someone who started the ship polls again would be able to handle the heat as seen in the previous ones

#Ship poll #No hate to op #But #What did they expect #Was the pirate poll too subtle?

[no-face-no-shame]

Locking in seconds before doing the most insane thing possible

#i did NOT expect him to do what he did #wtf man #he really is something else. love #laios touden #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon

[spitblaze]

I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

#spitblaze says things #anyway. #1) please google 'halfling' #2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE #3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT* #4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU #5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general #is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik #anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta #im gonna start smashing things #doin numbers

[bloodbending]

someone please help me find that quote about how someone was overwhelmed with the weight of the world and their problems when they were physically alone, but that weight felt like nothing in the presence of a friend and good conversation

#i CANT FIND IT #i don’t even remember if it was from a book or what #edit: #greatest hits #i did not expect this to get notes i genuinely just couldn’t find this excerpt #im so glad so many people resonate

[hugeegosorry]

Marriage headcanons - James Wilson x Fem!Reader

He cheats on you

You divorce

#what did you expect #of me #in da house #james wilson #house md #not really hilson but hey

[egophiliac]

IT WAS ERIC AFTER ALL!!!! I'm so glad we got to meet him (before Vil snaps him away with those Infinity Gauntlets) (can't wait to see what happens when we get the matching Infinity Tiara to go with them, there will be no survivors)

(sorry to be so slow/rough lately, just got a lot of stuff on the ol' brain at the moment! alas, if only I could spend all my time drawing incredibly stupid characters I mean I do but)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #tapis rouge #i know these are not my best but by god i needed to draw ~daddo venue~ #he is a treat! can't wait for him to yell at us for screwing up a shoot or whatever the last-minute disaster will be #i am SO HAPPY it turned out to be about movies after all! ...i mean sort of anyway #i'll take what i can get (and i do enjoy twst trying to be all cute about snow whAHEM i mean beautiful queen) (i see you there twst) #(also to be fair it actually wasn't poisoned in historial-revisionism-twstland so i think we can trust this apple. a+ acting eric) #anyway we are still. very solidly in the 'stand around and talk about the wallpaper for three hours' part of the event. #but HEY we got to meet eric! i was not really expecting it to be him so i am VERY pleased #also god help me i did think the shopping montage as portrayed by a rhythmic where they literally SKIP down the street was hilarious #there's a lot of Choices that were made in this event and that was a good one

[emil1863]

Adding onto the Cora lives and Law still gets tattoos train

#trafalgar d water law #trafalgar law #one piece #corazon one piece #donquixote rosinante #my art #cora fully expected law to get tatoos at SOME point #he just wasn't ready when it did happen #nor did he think about what the subject matter would be