#WGAT THE FUCK

[the-technicolor-yawn]

fun fact I ACTUALLY DO NOT CARE THAT THERE WONT BE NEW MOVIES AND TELEVISION UNTIL THE STRIKE ENDS

#sag strike #writer’s strike #hollywood #filmmaking #screenwriting #acting #cinema #film #pay your actors #pay your writers #union strong #wga strike #support the wga #wgat the fuck #sag aftra

[bitedontsuck]

so no one was gonna tell me that pre ‘you fucked my wife’ parking lot fight they put on the rocky theme song and danced together?? I hate actors i feel violent

#true detective #rust cohle #rustin cohle #true detective season 1 #marty and rust #marty hart #martin hart #text post #wgat the fuck

[typhoonclyde]

Wyd when my gang pull up?

#my singing monsters #msm #celestial island #attmoz #glaishur #furnoss #plixie #torrt #vhamp #galvana #syncopite #loodvigg #scaratar #blasoom #hornacle #wgat the fuck

[wataeichis]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS REAL

#enstars #ensemble stars #rei sakuma #kaoru hakaze #reikao #2023 IS REIKAOS YEAR THEY WIN #wgat the fuck #this is real. this happened. #reikao actually bumping into each other on stage #i will cherish this clip for the rest of my life thank

[seenoversundown]

Rent free baby rent free

#Jake kiszka #wgat the fuck #this is so hot #fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck #gvf

[puragtoryhole]

Do u think yura is hot and will he make out with me?

lucek i swear to fucking got if its you im going to come to your exact location at 3 am and make sure to explode

#shitpost #wgat the fuck

[2-many-namez]

gang I might have a kidney stone again

#wgat the fuck #im going insane

[shinobuandmuichirokinnie]

i want happy him what the fuhj

oba.😭

FGTRTRTTRFTRDHYVGH AAAA 😭

#obanai iguro #kny fanart #baby hashira au #kny obanai #hashira #art #artists on tumblr #illustration #demon slayer agere #demon slayer iguro #iguro #kny au #kimetsu no yaiba #my post #cute art #serpent #demon slayer kimetsu no yaiba #kimetsu fanart #demon slayer #kny #my art #drawings #augh augh augh #aughhh #wgat the fuck #adoptable #can i have him #i deserve it #he deserves the world #he is so silly

[foxgirlplushie]

hey ch 11 what the FUCK

#WGAT THE FUCK #yes i know im two chapters behind ignore that what the FUCK

[unnecessarilygrandiose]

i have never changed this blog's theme since the day i made it three years ago, not once. however, when you're hit by a sentence like 'both like watching half naked men pummel each other,'

#WGAT THE FUCK #THEY REALLY JUST SAID THAT #OH THIS IS NIOT A JOKE ANYMOER THIS IS REAL #OMGFG #911 spoilers #911 abc #buddie

[skeleton-mischief]

Killer "Serrif"

Is he really a Sans? Does it matter? Killer doesn't think so, and it doesn't matter to him. After all, he's alone. Alone, Alone, Alone, Alone, Alone,

A L O N E....

- Official Height: 5'4

- He/Him

- Nihilist

- Perceptive, clever, confident, assertive, stubborn, cynical, blunt, optimistic, teasing, untrusting, deceitful, sarcastic, persuasive, erratic, social, cocky, dependant, careless

- Has a liking for the color green and red

- Can have a quick temper

- Named Killer because the nickname he had given Chara turned into an actual name for himself

- Curses often and his favorite word is shit

- Specially skilled with knives

- A little fucking shit

- Forgets things often, leaving him to knock on his skull when trying to remember something

- Talks to himself a lot, a habit he picked up

- Tries to "befriend" everyone

- Surprisingly quite patient when he chooses to be

- Constantly wipes away the ooze pouring from his eyes when it drips

- Black ooze spills from his eyes when crying, so he always has tissues in his inbox

- Laughs during inappropriate times

- He catches himself envying others sometimes, so he gets quieter when this happens

- Both internal sides of his soul argue about their opinions on things, so he usually has neutral opinions on things, leaving him indecisive on simple items

- He doesn't drink ketchup anymore

- Is quite lonely, especially after things went quiet for awhile

- Makes rude comments like the way a child is brutally honest

- He chugs energy drinks a lot to keep awake, he doesn't like sleep since he often has bad dreams

- Loves to mess around with instruments

- He's very touch oriented so he can't stand staying still. He tends to also get in people's space as a result

- Magic smells of iron, magic tastes of cranberries

- He would call his lover Doll

- He adores cats but does not own one of his own since he doesn't want them to get hurt

- When away from the underground he grows to have more fashion sense

- Drinks alcohol frequently, since he was left alone with it in the underground and grew thirsty

- Avoids getting emotionally invested in others

- Fucking eats chocolate UP

- He avoids yellow flowers like buttercups, but he likes roses and overall more red flowers. Yellow ones remind him of days long past

- Hates having anything to do with fate, so he often will get irritated if someone starts rambling about "fate". To him, it's all about chance and choice

- His soul turns back to a heart when he's feeling, and which then involves a lot of crying while one eyelight glows a white

- picks things from out of his teeth with his pinky, since he doesn't carry toothpicks

- Bro has a crusty dusty jacket, he needs a bath💀

- Can never get along with other AU's except very very very rarely

- I think he would listen to ICP

- Avoids hurting animals at all costs, despite his nature

- Would be a horrible babysitter for anything. Give him a baby? He lost it. Keep your keys in his pocket? He lost it. Your faith in him? He lost that pretty quickly

- His gaster blasters are fuzzy and slightly glitchy, not quite present. It is a last resort when he's out of knives since he uses a lot of magic already. His soul can visibly spike and he ends up feeling completely drained to the point it hurts using his magic

- Is able to detect FEAR when staring into another's soul, in which he'll mock them

- Hates being belittled or compared to others

- His magic bones are jagged and red tinted

- Hates seeing himself in reflections, so he avoids mirrors by cloaking them or shattering them

- He dreams of Papyrus and it feeds into his guilt. He gets shaken up by it every time

- A small white eyelight will show itself if he's either his 'normal' self or if he's super comfortable with someone

- He doesn't care for puns anymore, often teasing others or using dark humor instead

- Tends to play with victims during his sprees, as he enjoys teasing them and loves the chase

- He rarely feels remorse for hurting others, but it's possible

- It's not recommended to challenge him, as he feels that he has to win at all costs and tends to be quite tricky as a result through loopholes. He doesn't quite "cheat"

- Rarely does he lose or allow himself to admit defeat. Sometimes he'll even discard the challenge and deal unless they're stronger or best him in a way he finds acceptable

- He is a light sleeper due to paranoia, often waking up with a slightly jittery or skittish response

- Even if he has left others behind to chase a target, it's mainly because he's a chaser. His speed, dexterity, and stamina are his best qualities. He can outrun any other Sans, but he always makes sure to let them have some "leniency"

- Rarely does he quit chasing someone, not unless told not to (depending on different interpretations where he works for Nightmare) or if he's grown to become utterly devoted to those he's close with and decides to help them

- Rarely can be actually create emotional bonds with others, often having "partnerships" or "deals" instead

- Can only keep track of two things: his target of interest (monster, human, item, animal. For hunting or otherwise) and his knives

- Has fun executing those that he deems against his fucked up moral code. If he deems them horrible, then they must be. It's his preferred execution, and so he tends to actually avoid killing those that are aligned as neutral or good. He isn't against hurting them though, and only kills them if necessary

- He doesn't care for humans and seems to actually prefer attacking them instead, since they're not made of just magic. They bleed and can take more hits

-He is partially unable to feel pain, so even if his skull is cracked or if his bones are broken, he just laughs about it and even snaps things back in place

-He usually smiles, but there are times where he's absolutely pissed and is unable to force it. It's his default appearance, sometimes leaving him sore

- This based off my own little twist of the AT, and so this can be entirely ignored. I feel that there is more to his dynamic with Chara because I personally don't think that Chara is evil. In fact, I think that both were forced by the Player, thus bonding as they broke their coding in order to not only feel something, but to also make it nearly impossible for the Player to "win." In this version, I feel that Chara was just morphed into something else due to Hate and Spite. In the end, I feel that after Killer destroyed Chara's soul, a part of it consumed and molded within him, this leaving him and Chara to sort of share a soul

Closing Notes: I have a lot of fun working with him, even when I found him sort of boring when I was younger. Some of my own little twists on what my personal hc's do influence my perception of him. I hope you guys enjoy this and aren't disappointed, don't be afraid to ask questions or throw in your own hc's for him! Thank you for reading =)

#headcanon #undertale au #alternate universe #sans #killer sans #something new #hes so silly #he is bbg #he deserves better #wgat the fuck #hes such a loser #I'd kiss him #but hey #I have horrible tastes #god awful

[krispytm]

I went on Twitter to look for AsoBaro fanart to share bc yeah and there was so much hate. Bro, wtf, I never saw anything like that on Tumblr 😭😭

#asobaro #dgs #tgaa #wgat the fuck #kris talks #like it was such visceral hate bc they're shipping Barok with a Japanese man #My brother in Christ Barok can have a little character development and therapy to grow as a better man as a fuckibg treat #like you can dislike a ship!! but these people legit COMPLAINED about it on some GORGEOUS art posts #i actually got really depressed seeing it

[maiisntgod]

WHAT IS THATTTT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#total drama #total drama all stars #td cody #WGAT THE FUCK #white boy jumpscare #HELP #PLEASE RELEASE ME

[faerociousbeast]

Going to confess something.. the real reason I followed you was because one of your posts reminded me of Aesop idv and I went on your account, and the way you talk and act really reminds me of him for some reason so I've been imagining him posting here the whole time. So you're like my comfort character now? Sorry

You are like a creature to me.

#Wgat the fuck #???%?$?'?%:?$?'!$! n help?

[ashhersimps]

My momma just posted this to her facebook

...should i be scared?

#help???? #gay #facebook #???? #what is this #wgat the fuck #???????????

[wwskalisto]

Jean what are you doing. Jean no. What are you trying to do. Why is Barry assisting you in this. Jean stop no don't you dare.

@lucidreamer404 take that musket away from the Non-Commissioned Officer, now! He's up to no good with that! /hj/silly /huh

#roblox guts & blackpowder #guts and blackpowder fanart #roblox guts and blackpowder #jean guts and blackpowder #jean guts & blackpowder #jean-louise-le petit-oui-oui-duboire #barry gbp #barry guts & blackpowder #barry wheatley sherrington michael charles cunningham iii #barry guts and blackpowder #barry g&bp #gbp #g&bp #g&bp fanart #stupid #funny to me #wgat the fuck