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evilminji · 3 months

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You Know How There Are Those AU? Where SUPER Injured Ghosts Need To Retreat To Their Core?

No one seems to be USING that to its fullest potential! For SHENANIGANS! Because! Who?? Could POSSIBLY carry a Halfa's Core safely... but another Halfa?! A FULL ghost would KILL them. A human would be killed! What terribly precarious peril we find ourselves in! Oh nooooooo!

Well, no worry!

As much as Dani fuckin HATES this. That there is her brother. Her Template. Her Clone Daddy and Bestest of Bros. Like HECK she's gonna let him suffer for centuries and possibly DIE. She can take it, Doc! Pop him in! We'll go road tripping and-

What do you MEAN "No"?

Unstable??! Of course she's unstable! But the-.... Oh.

Turns OUT? Dani? Can hitch a ride in DANNY for Emergency Medical Aid... but NOT the other way around. Her body is too loosely held together. He would parasiticly consume her from within. Instead of feeding off her Ecto System like injured ghosts are supposed too, because she's a CLONE? AND an unstable one at that? His Core would just... see her body as free ectoplasm. All of it.

He'd eat her.

Which mean Frostbite can not and WILL NOT allow that.

But he's HURT! That big, off screen, cataclysmic Fight To Save Everybody From *cough cough mumbles* and settle us all in the DC universe, REALLY messed him up! What are we supposed to DO!? He can't STAY like this!!!

Enter-> My FAVORITE DCxDP Trash Ship! Vlad&Lex!!! *horrified screaming from the crowds, someone shouts "oh god, no! Please!"* Ha! There are no gods here, silly billys! Only two terrible, terrible HIGHLY Dramatic, self serving, incredibly damaged, gay peacocks. In Business Suits that cost more then your house is worth.

They're AWFUL~♡

And! Vlad was sent ahead to lay the ground work. Insure there would be no GIWs. Also because no one could stand him and his EXTENSIVE criminal record. But that's besides the point.

But!

You know what he found? A Business Nemesis. Who he routinely dates and/or Dramatically Hate Fu-*coughs* I mean, attempts a Corporate Take Over(tm) off. You know how it is. Business. He ALSO gets to make it no secret he's a "Meta", thanks to the INCOMPETENCE of one Jack Fenton, because that- *seething rant*

Yet? Dispite his STILL burning hatred for Jack? And his finally letting go of Maddie? You know what he STILL wants?

For Danny to be his Son.

*Gets a call from Frostbite*

...............soooooo........ what you're SAYING is..... I can be pregnant with Daniel.

You, Frostbite, need ME, Vladimir Masters, THE ONLY OTHER HALFA, to carry Daniel around inside my body, in what to all appearances resembles a pregnancy, in order to heal him. Because I am an Older And Stronger Halfa Upon Which He Relies.

:)

*instantly begins plotting*

Just? Imagine. Vlad is a FUCKIN LIAR. No one but him would even KNOW what was going on! He just? Rocks up one day, like? *falsely demure* "oh I couldn't POSSIBLY has any scotch, Lex! >:) I'm eating for Two~☆" and just? Deals the MAXIMUM amount of psychic damage he can.

Probably says it at their weekly, public, Veiled Threats Brunch.

It makes front page news. Luthor choked on his eggs. The paparazzi lost their SHIT. Vlad is doing the FULL Celebrity Mom Thing. The classes. The photo shoots. The Gucci sunglasses as he peruses high end strollers. All while HEAVILY suggesting that not only is "The Baby" Lex's.... but that he's going to withhold the child and deny Lex any access.

Danny isn't even aware. He's in a lovely lil medical coma. Dani is trying to find a good spot to plop down Amity. She just know Vlad is being... Vlad. Meh. He can handle it. Dan? He's not even IN the human realm and is not sure he wants to be.

But over in the LEAGUE? Everything's on fuckin FIRE.

Kon is losing his SHIT and Clark is thousand yard staring into the void. Kon's half brother is in the hands of a... Less Then Ideal... Meta that Batman is PRETTY sure is highly suspect. Might be a deliberate weapons experiment. Certainly is a hostage. And the DRAMA.

Lex has never been worse.

He might actually stab his...partner? Vlad. At the hospital. The SECOND the child is born. There are already long term kidnapping plans in the making. He's hiring lawyers. Getting VICIOUS. There have been talks with DEATHSTROKE. By BOTH OF THEM.

Clark wants to cry.

@hypewinter @ailithnight @nerdpoe @hdgnj @the-witchhunter @mutable-manifestation @babbling-babull

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #Vlad With A Baby AU #Peacock War AU

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lilianade-comics · 1 year

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-I picture Vlad piggybacking on Jack's shoulders and essentially functioning like the machine gun mounted on a tank at least twice a day.

-It is truly tragic that Vlad is incapable of interacting with Maddie without hitting on her, because they would CRUSH a Mission Impossible type platonic partnership (with Jack of course) and look great while doing it

-Babysitter Vlad AUs have my heart

#danny phantom #vlad masters #jack fenton #maddie fenton #danny fenton #jazz fenton #badger cereal #little baby man #babysitter vlad au

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dashing-through-ecto · 1 year

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Get this man and his weird ass cat out of my brain, please.

#danny phantom #jack fenton #vlad plasimus #little baby man #little baby loop #dashing-art #not gonna lie this au is the only thing in my brain right now #help

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spacegravedoodles · 1 year

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please don't misunderstand they all have a high chance of biting you. cuz @tourettesdog has made this live rent free on first sight. a server im in that likes cross over? oh yea it did not help the brain rot at all!

Also part 2!!!!

#DpxDc #dp x dc #dc x dp au #dc x dp #little baby man au #little baby man #jason todd #danny #danni #vlad #meme #Dani: bringer of chaos #dany: suffer and bringer of chaos

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puppetmaster13u · 3 months

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Another Dragon Prompt?

They had all figured they'd seen it all. Great wurms of thorn and vines, built by the land and leaves around them, massive wyverns of wind and storm whose roars were like a thunder crash.

But all of that was nothing when the city found itself dragged into the realm of green, where there was a deadly, horrible calm before everything fled.

The pair of drakes usually getting into things, one of gold and black scales, the other a kaleidoscope of blues and reds screamed, tearing across the land as it was torn asunder. The mothering dragon constantly dropping food on top of the people didn't even bother as it flew alongside the one usually stealing boxes as fast as their tiny wings could move. Even the drake with armor of steel and more aggression than a chihuaha turned kaiju raced away, leaping from building to building before seemingly recalling it too had wings it could use.

More dragons than Amity had ever seen before fled in great flocks, everything a panic, terrified of whatever they were trying to escape. Every shape and size, from the blobs to great wurms like the one who called itself Overgrowth, and they were running.

And then they saw it, first a familiar beast of pink flame and gouging antlers- the Wisconsin Drake, the Fentons had called it- with dozens of wings beating and ectoplasm spilling from a great gouging wound before it crashed into a building with a pained wail.

But it was what followed that truly horrified everyone. A great beast of night, fins flared out like massive wings as it swam through the sky, flames already gathered in its mouth as it stared down at its prey.

Amity had thought they had seen it all.

It did nothing to prepare them for the King's awakening.

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moss-on-trees · 1 year

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dp x dc prompt: "never ever let a fenton drive", or team phantom's dimension-hopping adventure

danny inherited the abysmal driving skills of his parents. the people in amity park are used to it though so this wouldn't be such a problem if he hadn't started learning to create portals recently, as seen when he opened a portal under his car while driving to avoid crashing into someone else while pursued by the GIW (sue him, it was a stressful situation). jazz is passed out right next to him, sam and tucker are screaming in the backseat while dani's cackling between them, adrenaline junkie that she is. the car is falling into the ghost zone and right out of another natural portal. they land right in front of a group of weirdos dressed in colourful costumes.

"... the only reason why i'm not killing you a second time is because this city looks super goth," says sam, waving the fenton thermos threateningly.

"there's nothing stopping me," mutters tucker, eyeing the costumed people warily.

danny squirms. "well, at least the GIW can't get us there?"

#dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc au #batpham #danny phantom #batphantom #bonus point for liminal!team phantom #and the batfam being somehow convinced that they come from a dimension where the whole planet is radioactive #all this because of a throw away comment tucker made about their weirdness being common at home because of the ambient ectoplasm #a possible reason why they were pursued: vlad was somehow caught by the giw and experimented on #turning him into little baby man plasmius #team phantom rescued him very reluctantly #they were caught sneaking out of the facility #though thankfully that was after danny had turned back into his human form #they'll have to come back at some point to close the fenton portal #but i like the idea of them staying and employing their ghost wrangling skills to work with the justice league #either as heroes or support #idk if i like it better if they're still teens in this au or if they're all adults who were just in amity somehow

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pikakaistudios · 10 months

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>>Oh? Danny's shrimp got stolen (○_○)！！

But certain someone isn't gonna let go easily<<

#danny phantom #little baby man #little baby mer #art #vlad plasmius #vlad masters #dp #dp au #dp art #merdanny #mer au #danny phantom art #danny phantom fanart #digital art

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moonlight-stalker · 8 months

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# 17 McuxDp

Peter finds a marble that glows he was going to take it back to the Avenger Tower to have it looked at that was before it hatched and a little creature came out

#My post #Danny Phantom x Marvel #Marvel x Dp au #Dp x avengers #Ellie Danny Vlad or even Dan #You pick witch one #Little baby man

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ekat-fandom-blog · 1 year

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Gods & Goddesses AU

Ghosts are gods. Like Clockwork is god of Time, Undergrowth is god of plants, Nocturn is god of sleep, Skulker is god of hunting, Ember is goddess of music, etc.

Gods are made in different ways. Some gods were always there like the Ancients, some were born like Frostbite and Pandora, some gradually rose to god-hood after a long period of gaining belief like Ember and Spectra, and some were human before being chosen by the Infinite Realms to become a god like Danny and Vlad.

#danny phantom au #danny phantom #vlad was chosen to become the god of obsession #danny is either the god of unachievable dreams or the god of being an op baby #dani can still exist in this universe #she'd be the goddess of freedom and escaping bad situations #i'm kidding about danny btw #he can be god of protection or bridging gaps #idk #i'm not sold on anything specific for him #i just need vlad to be god of obsession

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surelysilly · 8 months

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Whatever you do, enjoy it to the fullest. That is the secret of life. - Rider

Vlad Masters as Waver Velvet, yes

#batpoopart #danny phantom au #dp au #fate grand order au #fgo au #i totally didnt realize waver was 19 i drew vlad too baby but teehee!#i have soooooo many feelings about iskandar #danny phantom #fate zero au #i know its fate stay/zero but its easier to just say fgo uwu

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little-pondhead · 1 year

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Victor rocks the man bun a home drop kicking or just punching Superman in general it's just a glorious image just a small scrawny teenager putting Superman

Clark cannot get a break. How is this random teen finding him.

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painted-fanbird · 9 months

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Agit got me thinking about, of all things, a Halfa!Jazz AU and I am having a BLAST with it in my brain <3

Jazz doesn’t have a lot of canon content, so there’s plenty of blanks for me to fill in. This Jazz is a curious thing, she hungers for knowledge and she loves learning. She’s very studious, and has been since she was young, so she ultimately doesn’t really have any friends because Amity Park is a small town and her reputation has been firmly established as a responsible, mature, know-it-all and teacher’s pet Jazz. Good for tutoring, not good for inviting to parties. Not that she’d go anyway, she always says no.

It ends up being that insatiable curiosity that sends her into her parents lab after their latest project doesn’t work. That has her stepping into this very strange machine, wondering why exactly it didn’t turn on. Is something missing? Was it not plugged in? It wouldn’t be unlike her parents to forget to plug it in, they can get ahead of themselves in their excitement sometimes.

She accidentally leans on the button.

You know what they say; curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

#bird caws #danny phantom (show)#halfa!jazz AU #jazz fenton #baby girl is out here trying to turn herself into a new blorbo #I can’t even be mad about it though because I actually love Jazz <3 #once I figure out how to make sure she’s much less well adjusted than she is in canon we’ll be in business XD #also this is ultimately a Good Mentor Vlad AU as well #but their dynamic is it’s own thing that I’m still fine tuning in my brain

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imekitty · 1 year

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A twist on Reign Storm.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17

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"Vlad, I just can't believe you." Maddie's voice was hoarse after hurling every curse word she could. "Not only did you free the ancient tyrannical ghost king Pariah Dark and steal his Ring of Rage, but then you gave it to Valerie, a child—"

"She's a mature young lady," insisted Vlad. "Very competent."

"Really? Is that why she practically handed the ring back to Pariah Dark?"

Vlad sucked his teeth. "Okay, I didn't expect her to do that."

Maddie paced the floor of the Fenton basement lab. Jack crossed his arms and glared at Vlad, who sheepishly rubbed his upper arm.

"Why did you even have that ring in the first place?" Maddie stopped pacing and turned to Vlad again. "What did you want with it?"

"Ah—" Vlad shrugged. "I just thought it would prove useful for my research, that's all."

"Liar," spat Maddie. "You were after power, weren't you? You probably wanted to get the Crown of Fire, too."

"You wanted to be the next ghost king?" asked Jack with a small smirk.

"I—no," blurted Vlad. "It really was for research."

"Then why didn't you run it by us first?" demanded Maddie. "Why would you do such a thing without telling us?"

"Because I have my own research objectives," Vlad shot back. "I only report to you for anything concerning Daniel, and this had nothing to do with him."

"You still should've told us." Maddie gritted her teeth, clenched her fists. "Everyone is in danger now because of your selfishness. You should've told us."

"Why?" Vlad's fists also clenched. "Why should I tell you anything about my own private ghost research? It's not like we're married, Maddie."

Maddie released a sharp exhale and narrowed her eyes. Vlad held her stare, not backing down.

"Enough," said Jack, coming between them. "We're wasting time. People are going to die if we don't find a way to stop the ghost king right now."

"Vlad, you and Danny need to team up," said Maddie.

"Daniel and I are strong," said Vlad, straightening up. "But we can't defeat Pariah Dark on our own, not when he possesses both the Crown of Fire and Ring of Rage—and don't start yelling at me again, Maddie, I know it's my fault he has both. You've made that abundantly clear."

Maddie shut her mouth, pursing her lips.

"Even if we recruited and convinced all of the ghosts to join us in this fight, it still wouldn't be enough," Vlad continued. "We just aren't strong enough as we are. We need something to…enhance our powers."

Vlad's voice echoed with a meaning Jack and Maddie both caught. They looked over their shoulders at the Ecto-Skeleton, light gleaming in its shiny metal armor.

"The Ecto-Skeleton would magnify the user's abilities by over a hundred times," murmured Maddie. "And that would include ghost powers."

"But it's dangerous," said Jack. "It could kill whoever wears it."

"What choice do we have, Jack?" asked Vlad. "Everyone will die if we don't do something, and Pariah Dark is simply too strong. We have to try something more drastic."

Jack sighed. "If you're sure you want to do this, Vlad, then I'll see if I can make some quick upgrades that will keep you alive as long as possible."

Vlad scoffed. "Me? What makes you think I'm going to wear it?"

Jack's brow furrowed. "Ah—well, I just assumed—I mean, I would wear it, but I don't have ghost powers like you do."

"But I am not the only one with ghost powers," said Vlad, folding his arms.

Jack looked at Vlad, then at Maddie, who was biting her lower lip and looking down at the floor.

"No," said Jack. "Not Danny."

Maddie lifted her head. "Jack—"

"Maddie, we are not making Danny do this."

"We wouldn't be making him do anything. We would guide him to make the decision on his own."

"That still sounds like making him do it."

"He really is the best choice, Jack," said Vlad.

"How exactly is a teenage boy the best choice?" spat Jack.

"Well, to begin, his young age means he's more likely to survive," said Vlad. "And his powers are already superior to what mine were when I had them for the same amount of time."

"But they're not superior to your powers right now."

"Perhaps not, but his ghost form is also stabler than mine is, considering his DNA was compatible with the mutation from the start whereas mine wasn't, hence I nearly died."

"You're stable enough now, aren't you?"

"Enough on my own, but the Ecto-Skeleton would likely be less stable in its enhancements for my ghost powers than Daniel's. And again, that means he's more likely to survive."

"He's still just a kid, and your powers are still stronger than his," said Jack. "We're the adults here. We're supposed to protect him, not the other way around. We've always controlled everything in our experiments to keep him safe."

"His safety won't matter if Pariah Dark destroys Amity Park."

"This is all your fault to begin with, Vlad. You're really going to make a child wear the Ecto-Skeleton and take on the ghost king because of your mistake? Because you're afraid of dying?"

"It's more than that," said Vlad, sounding cross. "He also has a greater chance of success. Daniel's ghostly obsession is far more suited than mine to the successful completion of this task."

"We still don't even know what exactly his obsession is!" yelled Jack.

"Whatever it is, it's made him choose to become a superhero," said Vlad. "And that's what we need right now: a superhero."

Jack huffed and turned to Maddie. "You don't actually agree with this, do you?"

Maddie chewed the inside of her cheek. "Well…"

"Maddie, that's our son! He could die."

"You were perfectly fine with shocking him in that portal and turning him into a ghost hybrid," said Vlad with a sneer.

Jack rounded on him. "That was not my idea. I was never fine with it."

"But you didn't stop it," Vlad shot back.

Jack gritted his teeth. "We calculated everything to ensure he would survive."

"And that's what we'll do now," said Maddie, her tone calm. "Danny must be the one to wear the Ecto-Skeleton, Jack. Vlad is correct that Danny's ecto-stability and obsession give him the best chance of defeating the ghost king."

"And we can certainly make some modifications that will be specifically compatible with Danny's ecto-DNA, increasing his chances of survival," said Vlad.

"We'll have to hurry," said Maddie. "We can formulate a plan to put the idea to wear the suit into Danny's head while we're working."

"Perhaps we can even find a way to make the suit transform and change colors to match Daniel's ghost form."

"We can preinstall mechanisms to channel his known ghost powers, too."

Maddie and Vlad continued discussing the matter while heading over to one of the lab workstations. Jack watched them but did not follow.

"Jack?" Maddie turned and frowned at him. "Jack, we need you. You're our top engineer here."

Jack's eyes were wide as he shook his head, threading his fingers through his greying hair. "This just can't be happening."

"It is happening," said Maddie. "And we don't have time to keep arguing. People are going to die if we don't modify this suit for Danny's DNA and powers."

Jack said nothing, did nothing.

"You know I'm right," said Maddie firmly.

Another couple beats of hesitation, and Jack finally gave in and joined Maddie and Vlad at the workstation.

Part 19

#danny phantom #maddie fenton #jack fenton #vlad masters #reign storm #planned au #imekitty writes #angst #I meant to upload this yesterday but my tiny baby foster kitten started throwing up and wouldn't eat and I was very scared for her #she's a full pound lighter than her siblings #at first I thought she was just the runt but I'm worried now that she might have FIP #I'm really hoping it's just parasites though #losing a kitten to FIP is the worst feeling in the world

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puppetmaster13u · 6 months

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I am just slowly rotating DCxDP centaur au. Like I want to stick with hooved animals, but also include mythical creatures (Yes I am including unicorn Bruce) for what everyone is.

Like I am thinking Friesian horse Sam, but have no idea about everyone else. Especially Danny. Like I am almost tempted to make him an ecto-flame nightmare or something but idk, what do yall think

#dcxdp #dpxdc #centaur au #why yes bruce does continue to adopt every little foal he finds #he even has this strange alien starfish taur who is his baby #danny fenton #Vlad is definitely one of those bat-winged horses #question #gimme ideas #i will be adding to this #just later

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starlytenight · 2 years

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Inquiring minds want to know: Will you ever design a MetaGala fanbaby?

I've gotten this question outside of Tumblr before, haha! Let me just give a mini comic for a response here:

Make of this answer what you will

#Man never expected such a possibility to be viable and while Vlad might have his hang ups about science...#He could effectively help science one up since Meta and Gala can't exactly make one the normal way #In this AU gent Puffs can't breed with each other hence Nightmare picking off the genderless and females of the race #I've never honestly considered making one since they have so many adopted children and Kirby is like their main baby so yeah #Gala wouldn't mind though he loves kids #Meta is more concerned about the current ones they have and also his age #But that factor wouldn't matter if Vlad was helping with the whole genetic/bio engineering side of things #But in short the thought hasn't crossed my mind but it's certainly crossing other people's xD #ASMR Chitter Chatter #Starlyteart

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deadsetobsessions · 11 days

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Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt. 7

[Pt.1] [Pt.2] [Pt.3] [Pt.4] [Pt.5] [Pt.6]

“I’m having a child.”

Danny stared at Batman.

“…Uh, congrats?”

Batman whips out a stack of paper and a pen. “It’s you. Sign here and initial the highlighted spots.”

Danny instinctively, from years of dealing with Vlad, whacked the stack right out of Batman’s hands and into the bay. He doesn’t even feel bad about littering this time because, “Begone, fruitloop!”

Wait, no, that’s not what he meant.

“I mean- I have parents!”

“Not for long.” Batman muttered and then did a double take. “You have parents? How?”

Danny gasped, placing a hand on his chest to clutch his metaphorical pearls. He ignored Batman’s mutters. Everyone knows the vigilante has an adoption problem. At least, everyone who lived in Gotham did, as everyone who didn’t was somehow convinced that he “worked alone” or some bullshit like that. “Are you naturally this insensitive or were you dropped on your head as a baby? Obviously I had to come from somewhere.”

“They’re still… alive?”

“And kicking,” Danny said, inching away from yet another rich weird guy trying to adopt him. “Mostly the kicking part, though.” He said, remembering the sparring sessions. His mom could kick his as six ways to Sunday with nothing but jiu-jitsu and still have time to work in the lab.

“I see.”

“I’m charging you extra for the emotional upheaval. I have trauma regarding rich people trying to adopt me.”

Batman sullenly handed over a thousand.

“Sweet. There’s a group of shades down here asking if you could find their murderer. Apparently the serial killer is still at large.” Danny pointed.

“Of course. Tell me everything.”

The adoption papers disappeared as Batman went into detective mode.

Danny shoved the cash into his glowing chest and breathed a sigh of relief. He needed to make rent this month so it was a windfall running into Batman.

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“Hey, Tim?”

Tim woke up from his Power Nap. “Huh?”

“Phantom’s complaining that Batman kept trying to adopt him.”

Tim blinked. “Uh.. what does that have to do with me?”

Danny stared at him, a patiently amused smile on his face. “Just in case the rumor about the Wayne’s sugar-daddy-into the Bats was a thing. Other than that, we might have to confront Batman to get him off of Phantom’s back. ”

“You… want to confront Batman.”

“Hey, man, Phantom’s a friend and it’s ride or die.” Danny snickered. It was literally die, with his Phantom side of things. He held two fists up, and wound them, like Popeye right after eating spinach or something. “And if Batman bothers Phantom, we ride at dawn.”

“Batman doesn’t come out unless it’s dark, though? Or for the Justice League.” Tim grinned. He mentally classified Danny under his “to go to” list. That’s where Bart, Bernard, Cassie, Kon, and Garfield were. If he starts shit, he could count on them to have his back and cause even more shit. Danny, wanting to fistfight Bruce over the man making Phantom uncomfortable? He absolutely is making that list.

“Then we ride at, like, dusk. Or uh, like 10PM. I gotta get my beauty sleep.”

“You’ll definitely need it,” Tim inconspicuously texted the group chat, which quickly blew up.

“Shut up,” Danny playfully shoved Tim. “Wait, can Batman even legally adopt? Isn’t being a vigilante illegal? And how can he adopt someone dead?”

Tim dramatically flailed and splayed over Danny’s carpeted living room. “Dunno about his identity,” he lied to Danny, like a liar. “But Gotham has a bunch of laws for the undead/restored to life people so there’s probably enough gray space there.”

Danny spluttered. “You guys have undead friendly laws?”

“Yeah, geht do you think Grundy just chills out? Plus, we have like a minor resurrection event every few years. It usually doesn’t stick but sometimes it does. Bruce pushed for those laws when Jason came back to life, except he doesn’t actually want people to know he’s like, alive.”

“Jason died?” Danny blinked. Well, that would explain the vibes. “Huh. So what’s up with his rank vibes then?”

“Rank vibes?” Tim pressed record on his phone.

Danny nodded. “Yeah, you know how Phantom’s got like a really chill green vibe?” Inwardly, Danny snickered at his pun. Chill. Yeah, he meant that very literally. “Jason’s got kind of a rank green vibe. He’s kind of stinky? Definitely never introduce him to Phantom.” Danny’s senses got worse in his ghost form.

“Jason regularly showers, though?!”

“Not smell! Like, a spiritual smell?”

“You can smell souls?!” Tim sat up. “Bro, you’re a meta?!”

“Uh.” Danny hesitated. “Yeah. I can smell souls. It’s a thing. Everyone from my town can do it.”

“What?!” Tim paused. “Wait, can Phantom smell souls?”

“Yeah. We’re, uh, from the same town.”

“Danny, what the fuck?”

“Hey, don’t look at me like that, you’re the one with a soul-sick brother! Not to mention, you’re kinda stinky too!”

“Hey!”

“Soul-stinky nerd man!”

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“I stink?!” Jason spluttered out, extremely offended.

“The Lazarus pits. He’s most likely smelling traces of Lazarus pit on you, you imbecile.”

“We need to speak to Phantom. This instant.”

“I dunno, B. Danny sounded like he was gonna break your face if you bothered Phantom anymore.” Dick snickered.

“Yeah,” Tim chimed in, from his seat in front of the Bat-computer. “He was pretty serious.”

“Are we just gonna glaze over the fact that they’re from the same town?!” Stephanie exclaimed, practicing her moves on a training dummy.

“How does that even work? What does that mean? I thought Phantom was an immortal?” Duke asked.

“We also can’t rule out time-travel.” Barbara slammed her baton into a training dummy, twisting her wheelchair in an agile maneuver that left the dummy on the floor.

“No bothering Phantom.” Cass proclaimed.

“That’s quite right. You all have a warm dinner sitting above your cave and should it remain uneaten, I assure you that sherbet Sunday and crêpe Tuesday shall be canceled.” Alfred stepped in. The Bats, threatened, scrambled to ditch their gear and go upstairs.

#Danny: not another adoption!#Vlad and Bruce trying to adopt Danny even though he’s got parents:🤝#batman #danny phantom #tim drake #jason todd #bruce wayne #dc x dp #bamf danny phantom #dpxdc #dcxdp #dcxdp crossover #sea cryptic! danny au

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