#Very effective method!

[ethereal-night-fairy]

🔫😊 I heard you need a little “encouragement”

*slowly walks back to my laptop*

*Begins writing again*

Commence monologue with typing noise as background music:

*one hand over my head*

I guess I have to write now that my life is being threatened by a water gun.

*fake sob*

Oh the horrors! The horrors of get my clothes wet! I shan't think about! No I must keep writing!

*furiously types away*

#Very effective method! #Will try again! #Thanks for the help! #callofmoony #I ~ writes #writing smut is still hard... #Silver Tongues like Bullets

[just-a-little-kreature]

#neil also solves a lot of problems to be fair #but i had to give that one to andrew #are his methods legal? no #are they effective? very #meanwhile jean causes problems every time he opens his mouth #and somehow jeremy manages to help him but mostly just by existing and being himself #and then there’s kevin #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #jeremy knox #jean moreau #all for the game #aftg #tsc #the sunshine court #aftg memes

[wraithsoutlaws]

boss battle tag team

#cyberpunk 2077 #oc: dagger #dum dum #x: perfect drug #cyberpunk photomode #old shot i never posted but i like it :3c #have. many thoughts about them as a battle couple tbqh #dagger being so quick and acrobatic and close quarters #dd having his back from a further distance. hes slower but hits much harder #dagger is much more methodical. fighting is a dance and hes very very good at it. he thinks fast and he anticipates well there is no wasted #movement #dd is a shoot at whatever moves and don't stop kind of chaotic #and they're both so effective

[lotrmusical]

tell you what. i love being older than i used to be. and more transgender also

#side effect of having had the same blog for over a decade is sometimes someone likes a post you made in 2015 and provides a quick method of #time travel back to a bygone era of excruciating personal posts. and let me tell you #i am by no means the pinnacle of mental health and emotional stability. but at least it isn't 2015 anymore. #being alive! growing! making better friends with my selves past present and future! #idk i just live here but like i'm very glad i still do. #yknow. #gay belligerence

[satans-knitwear]

Obviously u caught me foraging for berries and cherries 🍒👀

Treat me ~ Tip me

#I dont think its cherry season???? But that is clearly what i was up to #My methods are very effective. #satans knitwear #alt pinup #Pinup girl #my gif to you #Any tips or treats would be massively appreciated right now 🍒✨ #Treat (lingerie wishlist) me (amazon wishlist) ~ Tip (pypl) me (cshpp) #Cherry print lingerie #Pretty lingerie #Cute lingerie set #bi girl #uk girl #cheeky #wlw #🍑 is served. #🍑 take a bite.

[amateur-armory-adventures]

Sometimes if I want to feel angry, I'll go look at the product description of Leon Paul's sub zer0 grip.

#fencing #leon paul #it's very effective i reccomend this as a method of getting angry

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

"yes im so fine"

*researches whether i can get my hands on ipecac*

#tw ed #obligatory MASSIVE do not do this #straight up poison that can kill you from one (1) time #used to be used to induce vomiting #directly the cause of death of karen carpenter and countless others #i wont i swear i wont #but i still researched it bc i was curious #tbh there are easier ways of poisoing oneself than semi illegal drugs #also if yall remember the post about a poison i own: i did more reseach and while that amount would probably kill me w no medical #intervention; it would take just under three times as much to be absolutely certain of hitting the toxic dose (calculated quantity per kg #of the top end of a given range. so it could kill me but if i was gonna go out that way id want about three times as much to be sure.) #honestly surprised ive never heard of any deaths from it. the most likely way to survive would be to throw it up i think #(or present to hospital and take charcoal or smth) #honestly though. my research says loss of consciousness and required intubation within half an hour in case studies #hence if you werent in reach of medical attention youd probably collapse an die #and i am very deliberately NOT mentioning what it is bc of how toxic it is #ive thought of combining it and another method to be absolutely sure but eh #honestly if it DIDNT work it sounds straight up embarrassing to admit to people tho thats one of the things stopping me #but literally a dose in a child requiring intubation and kid ended up in a coma recovered w no ill effects. #thats the dream yk. try and succeed and youre free; try and fail and you see no ill effects. #but yeah i wouldnt try w only the amount i have. #so im safe #....rereading the above. okay i might be a little mentally ill lol #but i am safe and absolutely nobody call the cops on me. #im fine. #tw suicide #puddleglum hours #nobody worry abt me ok. im fine. #just thinking silly lil thoughts like usual :) #EDIT: just occurred to me that using this poison could make it not look like a suicide

[fisheito]

What is this weirdly feelyweely status exclusive to yakumo

#unless i missed something #it felt like everyone else had pretty rational text effects...like standard conditions in their status boxes.... #was this the only status that explicitly mentions being all squishy to GENTLY convince someone #because right now it feels like #eiden in a sequential interview situation. he is alone in a board room with someone he needs to win over. he's prepared his thesis(?) #with edmond first #eiden brings out his master plan and says OK HERE'S MY PITCH. PLEASE GIVE ME JUST A LITTLE BIT OF TRUST ONCE YOU HEAR IT #we're going to do THIS at THAT PLACE at THIS TIME with the goal of THESE RESULTS. My capabilities include: THIS. ThaT. AND PERHAPS THOSE. #PREVIOUS EXPERIENCES indicate that method A and B will do well but in case that fails i have prepared options C D and F #eiden pointing out his massive presentation board with the spreadsheets and red strings #edmond deliberates very seriously before cautiously approving of eiden's plan #when edmond exits and oli takes his place. eiden starts the presentation anew #oli nods thoughtfully and encouragingly throughout... like yes! this sounds like a good plan! i trust you with this :) let's do it :) #then oli leaves and yakumo comes in to take his place #eiden doesn't even need the presentation materials. #he just sits across from him. gently places yakumo's hand on his chest over his heart. then stares soulfully at mr protoserpent #and says (please trust me? 🥺) #yakumo crumbles IMMEDIATELY #and when they emerge from the room into the hall where edmond and oli are waiting #eiden's like GREAT! EVERYONE'S ON BOARD! let's get this started n_n #and edmond's just like.... yakumo why did you come out so fast. eiden's presentation lasted at least 7 minutes #oli just smiles knowingly and thinks lmao eiden heckin got im #journey to a nu world #nu carnival yakumo

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

as much as i despise john house tbh i wish we'd gotten more episodes with him . . . partly for more of that sweet sweet Daddy Issues content but also. because there are so few scenes with this man i have to do so much fucking guesswork when writing him

#i'm trying to make his characterization feel accurate but like. what even IS accurate for him #we see him in only a couple of scenes with a little bit of dialogue in one specific context #it helps that house talks about him now and then #so there's a lot i can infer about his personality based on the info we have #but it's hard to know for sure what he's like/his speech patterns/etc #at this point i feel like he tended to be very cold and methodical when punishing house #and actually rarely lost his temper #he was always sort of . . . chillingly calm #which maybe actually added to the effects of the verbal abuse #because he would tell house how worthless he was in just. the most reasonable and articulate tones #and that made it even harder for house to keep from taking what his dad said to heart #like i'm sure house got yelled at sometimes but #i think john was more of a 'dangerous quiet voice' type of dad #anyway hi i currently have 3 wips dealing with house's childhood trauma :') #house md #john house #em writes #op

[childe-of-saulot]

Do any fellow schizospec have any healthy ways to cope/deal with tactile hallucinations?

#none of my effective methods are very healthy and my few more tame methods are only working when i feel like i might experience symptoms #feel free to dm if you dont wanna publicly respond :) #schizophrenia #schizoaffective #schizospec

[recurring-polynya]

In case anyone is wondering what the Reddit -> Tumblr migration looks like, here is a dispatch from Ground Zero.

For a long time, we have had a very successful mixed-social media marriage, but my husband, a long-time Redditor who considers the platform effectively dead, got bored and made a Tumblr.

That's not exactly correct. Apparently, he made the Tumblr several years ago, when we were planning the addition to our house, because he was following the "interiors" tag.

Anyway, I offered to help him get set up, since I am a Tumblrina of moderate experience. I made him change his blog's name, and select a profile pic (he used a picture of a fire he had made once). I then advised him to go into Settings and turn off "Best Stuff First" and "Based on your likes" and he was like "Why? I want to see the Best Stuff."

It's how to keep your timeline chronological, I said, the thing everyone wants from every social media. That way you'll only see what the people you follow post.

"I don't want to follow people," he said. "I just want to look at stuff. What tags should I look in?"

"What did you look at on Reddit?" I asked.

"The front page," he said. "Whatever there was."

I realized that I could not advise this man, he was going to browse Tumblr based on his own way of the ninja, and so he did. He went into the "my dog" tag, and proceeded to scroll down. After about two minutes, he realized he could like posts, and he liked every post in "my dog" that contained an actual picture of a dog.

Today, I showed him a picture of a drawing of some sharks that I liked. "How did you see that?" he asked. "Why did Tumblr show that to you?"

I explained that someone I follow had reblogged it, and that often, when I like a piece of art, I follow the artist so I can see more of their art.

"What are the tags on the post?" he asked.

"Sharks," I said.

"Thanks," he said.

#reddit refugees #he said i could post this #do not try to find him #there's nothing there anyway his ass will not be posting #he knows what my blog name is but he does not look at it. sometimes marriage is like this. #his method doesn't seem to be very effective #tumblr seems to keep running out of dogs to show him or perhaps shows him the same dogs #but i wish him and all our other new reddit friends the best of luck

[divinekangaroo]

Found this gem and now reading this (Yes Minister written as the minister’s journal): https://facultyweb.kennesaw.edu/uzimmerm/docs/Yes%20Minister.pdf

#No one wants to see the Tommy Churchill and Mosley fics this is so close to inspiring lollll a brand of humiliation better than sex #Churchill fully cognisant of and in control of the Civil service #versus Mosley and Tommy both coming at the concept of ‘government’ from the absolute wrong (if opposite) ends #Tommy learns: pick one issue within the paradigm and stick to it (social housing act) #Mosley’s narcissism cannot condone applying Tommy’s methods for becoming effective though #Adam (Tommy’s S6 aide) might need a bigger part #also the snide and very gay aide Quentin that I invented in melting point

[fleshdyke]

people being terrified of geese is so funny to me bc like a goose "fighting" a person is like 95% intimidation tactics because they are more than aware that you are way bigger than them and will kill them. you're an ape 10x bigger than this bird and you're letting yourself be intimidated by a goose?

#frankly hilarious to me #like 90% of the time i've found that if you just walk confidently past they'll barely even notice. they're a lot more defensive if they have #chicks obviohsly but i've found that even then they often don't do anything more than like. a warning hiss #and hissing back is a very effective method of getting them to back down lmfao #rambles

[pyjamaenzel]

...watching the whole mask debate go down was incredibly surreal bc I learned about using masks to prevent transmission of other resp. diseases before covid happened. I got a nasty bug once (coughing, sneezing, the works) & wore medical masks at home for the duration & my partner did not catch it despite us living in a tiny 1 br apartment. Recently did a 4 hr drive w/ someone who was sick (not covid), sneezing and coughing and refused to mask 🙃 but I was wearing one and...didn't catch it.

...so all the people whining that "they don't work" and accusing others of being sheep was absurd in the face of actual concrete evidence.

(that's before you get into why surgeons & dentists are required to wear em like. this is not for no reason. lmao)

(also frequent handwashing. I take public transit & wash hands immediately on getting to my destination. I used to get sick several times a year & have been sick once since 2020)

#enzel.txt #I will delete this post if it attracts too many idiots it's just on my mind lately #with the state of emergency lifting I have to think about the extra risk getting top surgery... #also no shade at people who have taken precautions and still gotten sick. Shit happens. #I'm aware I'm very lucky. #the problem is the all or nothing mentality #that if a method isn't 100% effective and foolproof its useless #which is just blatantly untrue

[junglejim4322]

#this has been a very contentious topic at some points tbh #i feel there’s an objective most effective method

[hella1975]

yes im trying not to be so mean yes im working on my temper but under no section of my Healing Contract does it mention that these things must apply to my sister. in fact if you read the fine print it says im actively allowed to make her miserable. for my mental health

#she's so mean all the time like constantly telling me im stupid and shit #which probably didn't hit as hard before this econ degree but now every time she does it im just kinda like :/ #and i laugh it off obvs bc am i fuck about to look put out by it #so she genuinely doesnt have any reason to stop bc ive not set any boundaries or communicated or yk. done anything correctly #i instead just let it frustrate the fuck out of me until one day im in a bad enough mood that i'll give as bad as she does #which i HATE bc as tough shit as she thinks she is i always think being mean - specifically the primary school way she does it - #is SO embarassing as a conflict method like girl 'you're stupid' is really the best you can come up with? bffr 😭 #like when i say IM mean and SHE'S mean im talking about very different things #im mean less often than her but when i do it it's effective bc i literally catalogue people's insecurities and use them against them #like some fucking anime villian like it's actually uncomfortable to watch and i hate myself every time #whereas her way is effective bc it's all dumb comments ANYONE could make but she says them repeatedly until she wears you down #and of the two methods they're both shit but at least my way isn't cringe LMAO #so if i ever get so frustrated i revert to her method i just get v annoyed with myself like IM better than this she might not be but i am #and we've just been moving things in the garden with mum which is a flashpoint anyway #and me and my sister were just GOING at each other and it was all jokes until i said something she didn't like #and she was like 'what's your problem? it's fine when we're joking but you always take it too far' girl. #like i cannot accurately explain on here how ridiculous that statement is coming from HER #and if id said something actually horrible id get it but the convo was literally just #her: mum can i wear your watch for the chem ball coming up? #me: why do you need a watch for that? #her: ive got a dumb tan line on my wrist that i want to cover #me: i really dont think anyone is going to be looking at your wrists #THAT WAS IT LMFAO??? YOU HYPOCRITICAL LITTLE BITCH #ironically i had a field day with it like her saying that was the worst thing she could have done #latched onto it like a bloodhound fr my eyes must have lit up #i was like 'dont be such a baby' which is basically a fucking trigger word in our house #thought she was gonna hit me with a spade <3 peace and love on planet earth #godddddd i cant wait for her to go back to uni i HATE sharing a room i cannot escape her she's literally here as i type #i hope she knows im slagging her off to my niche online micro-community #hella goes home