“it rains in your bedroom, everything is wrong, it rains when you’re here and it rains when you’re gone” x “you were standing hollow eyed in the hallway, carnations you had thought were roses, that’s us”
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yall ever see people compare ted n rupert together like. as if they’re the same/similar……i-
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sweating….what did they mean by this
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best mistake i’ve ever made
Fandom: 5 Seconds of Summer
Pairing: Luke Hemmings/Calum Hood
Word count: 6.3 k
Tags: fluff, meet cute, ice skating
Calum only agreed to the double date because Michael’s his best friend. He didn’t expect anything to come out of it — and he most definitely didn’t expect Luke, a tall, blond guy who’s as elegant on skates as Calum is trying to talk to him.
Read here on Ao3.
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Bestie idk if you’ve seen it but that vid of mick boxing 😮💨😮💨🤤🤤
baby i saw it my pussy is about to explode
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why the fuck did rupaul just say “why don’t you come up and knot me sometime” 👁👄👁
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Want to meet? Want to match? What’s the matter? What’s the move?
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today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.
EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?
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