#anyway……..

[tansypaws]

nothing like a trip to a natural history museum to make me wonder if i there’s an autism diagnosis somewhere with my name on it that i’ve somehow missed

#wren speaks #dinosaurs will always be something SOOOOOO invigorating to my brain #and birds now #oouugghhjhghh #it’s amazing how the dinosaur facts roll out of me still but also #as a child i literally would sit for hours w my dinosaur encyclopedia and read every page #and then i would sit for hours w my animal encyclopedia and read every page #for fun #anyway……..

[hawnks]

If u guys catch someone talking abt my fics on tiktok u have direct permission to be like ‘hey mint said she doesn’t like that <3’

#I don’t have like. … any social media lol #so I can’t check #one time someone sent me a vid where my work got recc’d and I was like ??? #is THAT why the influx of hits? #anyway…….. #pluvis post reminded me of that #jsjskkdkdk

[thedeathdeelers]

Julie as an exorcist for hire and Luke as her ghost partner au (Bring it On Ghost 😌)

and/or

JATP characters meet working a a pet store au (let’s pretend it’s a super ethical one where all the pets are rescues ok lol)

HOOO BOY OK ok ok ok OK

edit: uh. yeah. good luck reading this it’s so long but then so rushed idk man enjoy……….

edit 2: wait shit i just reread your ask and u specifically said julie exorcist and luke ghost…..I APOLOGISE. STILL WORKS………….

get it on ghost au:

so luke’s always been plagued with the gift of seeing ghosts - he hates it, it’s mostly annoying when they show up unannounced declaring that he has to help them — and worst of all, it’s exhausting having to get rid of the creepy ones in ways other than just guiding them spiritually (ie beating the crap out of them)

it took up too much of his time and he just wanted to focus on his music man

he figures out at one point tho that he can make a business out of it — make some money by advertising his skills (without his parents knowing cause well. they wouldn’t necessarily agree to it) and getting people to pay him to ‘exorcise’ ie beat the crap out of ghosts that refuse to move on and just insist on haunting the living

(alex and reggie know about this of course. esp when they suddenly have nicer practice rooms to chill in. alex isn’t thrilled he’s actually terrified, but reggie just wants to join in on all the client calls luke gets)

AND THIS IS WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING: so one day luke gets a text from a potential client asking him to head over to the abandoned los feliz high school building (that particular building was shut down a couple years ago because of a tragedy and hasn’t really been dealt with yet)

BUT BASICALLY the text asks him to check out the building cause there’s this one notorious ghost that keeps scaring all the high school students in the buildings nearby and they just need it to be dealt with (he’s seen those high school kids running past it like their lives depended on it

luke’s happy to oblige, especially when he finds out how much the client is willing to pay, and heads over — only to get the surprise of a lifetime. he meets a ghost who 1. turns out to be the one who texted him (so he’s not getting paid and that’s not great news) and 2. is a cute girl who looks very much human and not like any of the other ghosts he’s met before

he’s taken aback, especially when she kicks his ass (and helps him kick the resident ghost’s ass)

it’s a whole cat and mouse thing for a while, she keeps following him whenever he’s alone and he keeps telling her to leave him alone (mostly cause she’s hella cute and he seriously can’t afford to catch feelings for a dead girl yknow). he tells her she needs to pay him or move on and she keeps insisting that she just wants to figure out who she is!! how she died!! who her family is!! so that she can move on!!!

so they strike up a deal: he helps her (her name’s julie, by the way) figure out who she is, the mystery revolving her death and why she can’t remember anything, and she, in turn, helps him on the job (she’s got a wicked left kick), slowly paying him back with her skills since she never paid him for that one job (the abandoned high school building, remember that?)

so she tags along wherever he goes (at first to his dismay), even joining in on band practice (the boys know of her existence and try to be as considerate as possible considering they can’t see her)

things start to change between the two the second luke hears julie sing, fingers slipping on metal strings when she follows the melody perfectly and holy shit he’s a goner (the boys are confused af they’ve never seen luke lose focus when it comes to band practice)

THEY SPEND THE NIGHT TALKING AND HE FINDS OUT SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE COULD SONG- he tries to get her to play various instruments to see maybe she was into that and turns out she can play piano!! and oh?? SHE CAN ALSO WRITE SONGS??? match made in heaven soulmates luke’s fucked and fully in love with a ghost etc etc

ah fuck this is getting long i’m so sorry but let me continue:

so this is where we meet our antagonist: the music teacher at los feliz, the one luke’s seen loitering around the high school (alex goes to that school and whenever luke stopped by for lunch he’d see the somewhat creepy teacher)

and he gets a bad feeling from him every single time

TO MAKE THIS SHORT LMAO: turns out julie’s accident had soemthing to do with the teacher, caleb covington, and turns out she was a student at that school!! 10 years ago!!

ALSO: SHES BOT ACTUALLY DEAD? SHES IN A COMA????? what a plot twist. it’s why she looks so normal so human. it’s why she’s never felt like any other ghost.

anyway stuff happens luke figures out caleb is some weird powerful ghost demon who sucks the life out of students for their talents and that’s what happened to julie except he never managed to finish the job.

luke finds a way to bring her back to life and together they fight caleb and it’s A HAPPY ENDING OH JESUS

do you still want the pet store au??? lmao

julie starts working at a pet store, she meets reggie first, and he takes her round the store introducing her to all the animals and staff members and when they reach the puppies section they find a guy their age on the floor on his back being attacked by several puppies (licking his face) and it’s the cutest thing julie’s seen in a while

that is until reggie shouts “luke! new person coming through” and the boy on the floor sits up and julie sees his face and decides actually. that’s the cutest thing she’s seen in a while

anyway.

coworkers romance and all that jazz 😌

she finds out he sings to the scared puppies and agitated animals at the store, and it melts her heart. he hears her sing along to one of his songs one day, matching the harmony perfectly, and he melts.

they fall in love and live happily ever after the end

AAAAAAH

#i am SO sorry this got so rambly #and you’re probably the only person who will understand the au cause u have prior knowledge #DOES IT MAKE SENSE TO ANYONE ELSE #i tried to keep it short but couldn’t and it’s why it’s all over the place #anyway…….. #ta-da #enjoy your five headcanons LMAO #jatp #juke #ask fics #ask

[richardnixonbutagirl]

“Your fingers were just inside of me and you haven’t even seen Close Encounters of The Third Kind?” - an actual thing I had to say to someone last night

#personal #if anyone reblogs this ill slaughter them #yes this is me trying to point out the fact that a boy fingered me last night and im sooosoo cool and grown up #he was like “I didn’t realize that was a prerequisite?!’’ #and I was like ‘YES IT WAS now I feel VIOLATED’ #and that made him nervously laugh which I found to actually be quite cute #anyway…….. #afterward we talked about my secret crush which was weird #and he talked about how he hated the guy that ruined my life BUT HE DOESNT KNOW THAT HE RUINED MY LIFE IT WAS SO OUT OF THE BLUE #so yeah my life is a movie… and I’m walking out of the theater

[howlingblaster]

Cant spend 20$ on delivery bc thats too much for one meal but 400$ gerard smells ? Yes.

#whining #im gonna wait until i move in april but #small price to pay #esp when a) i thought it would be WAY more like at least 1 whole paycheck #and b) they are literally my fav scents esp the cedarwood #anyway……..

[ionlytalktodogs]

It’s odd the way smaller things hurt more when they come from someone you care about, who you thought cared about you. A massive atrocity committed by someone you aren’t attached to is awful but sometimes it just…doesn’t sting the same way a small thing from someone you love does.

You were vulnerable. That’s what hurts the most.

#trying to figure out why I was much more traumatized by something awful my mother said to me than the acts of violence I’ve experienced from #total strangers #I think this is why #I love my mother but sometimes she says the most horrible things. #and her words traumatized more than being physically attacked in the street #isn’t that weird? isn’t that strange? #because it’s one thing to be unsafe outside #and it’s another to be unsafe in your home with the person who created your very first sense of safety #anyway…….. #rambling about trauma or whatever #ignore me I’m being mentally ill

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

i watched weathering with you bc i kept getting ads of the new shinkai film suzume that’s out and i rly wanna see it mb in theaters since it’s still new and i can’t find it online yet LOL but back to wwy it was a fun watch i kept reading discourse online about the ending and to me i’m pretty satisfied with it but it didn’t get me tearing up or anything like your name did i rly liked the lines about how hodako confesses to hina saying he wants her more than any blue sky cheesyyy but it made me go a lil crazy hahaha there is a couple questions i’m left with after watching it and some parts that seem illogical to me plot wise (see tags) but i think im kind of neutral about the ending overall i don’t love it or hate it but im satisfied with it and can live with it also the animation was really cool but i couldn’t get over how similar one of the secondary characters looked like to the character design of spike spiegel from cowboy bebop just unswaggifed like he still looked good but that’s spike spiegels face LOL

#putting the things that didn’t make sense to me in the tags j to be safe so no one who hasn’t seen wwy won’t be seeing it as spoilers but an #anyway…….. #………………………………………………………. #what i don’t get is why at the end hina is praying when hodako first sees her in three years like didn’t they do all that so she could stop #being sunshine girl or whatever and prioritize her own life …it gave bad vibes like girl u better not be praying for the weather again #also how did spike lookalike know hodako was heading to the abandoned building at first i thought that the accident his wife got in was #trying to imply that she was also a sunshine girl and had sacrificed herself and spike lookalike was tryna help hodako so he wouldn’t end up #repeating what happened to him but in the end he kinda pulled through but yeah maybe i should start circulating the theory LOL

[daydreamingleclerc]

Bestie idk if you’ve seen it but that vid of mick boxing 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤤🤤

baby i saw it my pussy is about to explode

#he #i #yeah #um #him #it #wow #yeah…. #um…. #anyway #he was barefoot 🧍🏻 why was it kinda hot tho #oh my god #jesus #holy fuck #i m #yeah…….. #anyway……..

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

#Crunchyroll #piracy #funimation #money hungry ass streaming service #rambling #I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god #I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭! #get back to pirating kings!!! #anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this #CR is definitely not worth paying for though #CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee #capitalism #the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway #it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything

[aaronstveit]

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

#'if i was orpheus i would simply' shut the fuck up #anyway #personal post #hit post

[vamprisms]

adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

#it's the guilt of not having done 4 million things you need to do first yet. which you dont do anyway

[thedeathdeelers]

the entire micah/kwame convo is so fucking stupid like wtf

he came in telling he the had a stronger connection with someone else > she doesn’t like that and asks him why to explain (side note: his reasoning is dumb af. this man really said ‘i have such a great connection with her cause she keeps telling me how much she cares for me and i like validation.’ like. ok. great basis for marriage)

and then when he says he’s ready ti propose to her she’s like “oh well yes i also have this other slow burn i don’t want you to choose someone who doesn’t know you’re it 100%”????

this girl is like the jessica and shaina of other seasons where they just want all the guys to proper to them just cause it’s a competition apparently

#love is blind #love is blind 4 #anyway……..

[fattylime]

a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

a few people have asked, so this is a now a print <3

#was gonna fill the space a lot more #but i got laaazy #i was fighting trying to make that brush in perspective #anyways impressionism is my friend #illustration #fattylime #digital art #digital illustration #art study #lime made art

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

#anyway it’s still a couple years away #but man im so fucking excited for my 30s!!!!!!!!! #i made it!!! #i survived!!! #so many people never got the opportunity to be 30 #im gonna enjoy every fucking second of it! #sulley speaks #sorry my coworker said something really rude to me lol #it struck a nerve

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away. #then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again. #ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about) #hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good. #xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!

[isawiitch]

ok NOW we can all freak out marvel vfx workers voted to unionize thank god

article here

#union #! #anyway. #do i dare tag #marvel #still have to wait for marvel/disney to legally recognize and accept/negotiate with them but... good.