#This is the darkest timeline

[fortune-maiden]

For the potential AU ask: If LXC had failed his attempt to get NMJ and JGY to agree to be sworn brothers, but figuring the great sects still needed some unity, he managed to convince LWJ, NHS, and JZXuan to do it instead :D (you can decide whether or not JC would be added in)

Spoiled Brats Trio :D

(I'll leave JC out though since JZXuan is still trying to marry JYL ^^")

I tend to headcanon NHS as being 1 year older than the rest depending on my mood - in this case that would make him Da-ge and he will lord it over the other two forever.

LWJ is not calling him Da-ge. In fact he goes out of his way to avoid ever having to address NHS in any context.

LWJ & JZXuan are both pining at the end of sunshot so DA-GE!NHS WILL SAVE THE DAY!

By which I mean we will be having Twelfth Night and Midsummer's Night Dream levels of love triangles and misunderstandings

NMJ & JGY end up patching things up because between all of the messes to clean up and all of the alcohol consumed, they just understand each other now.

#meanwhile Jiang Cheng finishes rebuilding Lotus Pier and comes to Koi Tower with pizza only to find it on fire #or something like that #this is the darkest timeline #mdzs #nie huaisang #I'm sorry this turned into crack xD

[thewisemankey]

There is something VERY legitmately sad about the fact that the bulk of Splatoon players would rather spend their holidays alone than with friends or family.

Like, am I even playing the right game anymore? Then again, this is the same community that said money was more important than love or fame, so...

#nintendo #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatfest #frosty fest #team solo #team family #team friends #monster prom #liam de lioncourt #this is the darkest timeline

[rms-mathematic]

100% accurate & serious season 2 prediction: Lucifer and Vox meet, bond over their mutual hatred of Alastor, and decided to get married. Within the span of like, three days.

Alastor does the best man speech. It's literally "I fucking hate you both so much and hope you die horribly." He then gets wasted and proceeds to make a huge ass out of himself. Rosie has to drag him home and tuck him into bed.

Charlie is trying so hard to be supportive while talking her dad out of this idea. Every time she tries, Lucifer hits her with the "but Char-Char don't I deserve to be happy after your mother left me????" and she can't bring herself to argue with that.

The other sins all watch in varying levels of concern and horror. At some point, Ozzie and Bee both attempt to talk to Lucifer about it, but he brushes them off. Mammon is actually pretty impressed with Vox's gold-digging and congratulates him after the ceremony.

The rest of the hotel is forced to be there. Husk is having the time of his life, everyone else is just trying extremely hard to be nice about it. Nifty writes a dozen weird-ass fanfictions and forces Alastor to beta read them.

The other Vees are losing their shit and livestreaming the entire thing. Val's not even mad about Vox marrying someone else because it’s just so fucking funny. He forces Angel to be his plus-one, but he's in such a good mood that he lets Angel hang out with Husk the whole time so he actually enjoys himself. At one point Velvette tracks Alastor down and forcibly grills him on camera about how this is all making him feel. He goes and hides in the bathroom sobbing for 20 minutes afterwards.

They get divorced a week later. Lucifer has never heard of a pre-nuptial agreement in his life and Vox absolutely drains him for every penny he's worth.

#hazbin hotel #staticapple #this is the darkest timeline #sorry Alastor you suffered for my entertainment

[thebiggestfuckgiven]

mmmm considering “This Is the Darkest Timeline” for fic title instead of “How I DIDN’T Become a Villain”

#dpxdc #How I DIDN’T Become a Villain #OR #This Is the Darkest Timeline #i know which one sounds more concerning #but maybe the second one makes the fic sound way more concerning than it is

[childofthestars111]

Ugh tiktok making their own knockoff Goncherov and claiming they came up with the idea was NOT on my 2023 bingo but here we are. Fuckin tikkypets

#goncharav #this is the darkest timeline #not satire #tiktok oh how I hate you #get gonched #fuck zepotha #and elon musk #dunno what he has to do with this I just hate that mf #zepotha

[victorianchildwithinternet]

Abed has officially lost aganist Papyrus.

I wish to kill every pathetic soul in this planet that decided that Papyrus was a better autistic character than Abed. But then I'll be in jail and unable to endlessly watch Abed clips/photos, so I wont do it.

We shall have a three weeks vacation with no school or jobs to honour Abed Nadir's tragic fall. You will forever be missed

#autismsummit2023 #Abed nadir #community nbc #this is the darkest timeline #I wish I could say the whole killing everyone who voted for Papyrus was a joke but I'm actually so sad that I'm not sure if it is

[offsidekineticist]

So I still have asks and stuff to answer, but a couple of asks I got made me think about a demon path AU for Theoven where he basically gives up on even trying to control his temper, and...um...well this is what came of it, and I don't think I ever want to touch that AU again. Post-game fic.

CW: suicidal ideation, attempted suicide, mental breakdown, imprisonment, torture, toxic family dynamics

There is a mansion in the Abyss filled with shadows. There is a room in this mansion guarded by shadows. There is a gnome in this room bound by shadows. And every day, the lord of the mansion stops by this room and asks the gnome a single question:

"Are you ready to behave?"

When he was first brought to this place, the gnome answered by trying to break his bonds and attack his captor. In time, when the shadows would not let him die, he answered by begging for death. Eventually he lost any hope of dying, and answered the question with tears and whimpering. Now even the tears have gone, and he answers only with silence. This is his last resistance, the last of his honor: he has failed, and he has broken, but he has broken in a way that will not give his brother what he wants.

The master of the mansion always sighs with disappointment, as one might at a petulant child, before saying:

"Well. Perhaps you will be ready tomorrow."

And every day he turns and walks away, a smirk of satisfaction on his lips, and the shadows begin their horrors anew.

#oc: theoven derenge #pathfinder wotr #knight-commander oc #pwotr pals #regill derenge #Demon path au #This is the darkest timeline #Theo has a goatee #It looks awful #Theo's facial hair is horribly patchy #Literally impossible to make anything respectable out of it #Really it just looks like he missed a few spots while shaving #But nobody in this timeline is brave enough to tell him that

[jjwasnt]

HOW DID I NEVER KNOW ABOUT THAT- IM CACKLING OMGGG

#this is the darkest timeline #minecraft #hermitcraft #mumbo jumbo #mumbo for mayor #why does this exist

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

A video from my Community edits playlist got removed and idk which one :(

#THIS is the darkest timeline #it's not a huge deal but i really enjoy watching the community edits and i wish i could preserve all of them

[dynamicduoofstackie]

Me after seeing no Stackie physical interaction in D23 due to Marvel meddling:

#i came here for stackie and left with heart ache #stackie withdrawals #i miss anthony mackie complimenting sebastian stan #i miss sebastian stan blushing over anthony #this is the darkest timeline #marvel is cockblocking #i stan stackie #i stan sambucky #i miss stackie #i miss sambucky #sam wilson #bucky barnes #anthony mackie #sebastian stan #mackiestan #community reference #darkest timeline

[sweaters-and-vertigo]

me in the hospital waiting room at 2 am, after falling off my ladder:

#the american healthcare system ladies and gentlemen #i took an uber to the hospital at midnight #i had a concussion and a fractured wrist #it cost so much MONEY #this is the bad place #this is the darkest timeline #the american nightmare #eric andre #let me iiiiiiinnnnn

[knight-in-sour-armor]

#this is the darkest timeline #Gravy #Shortage #Poutine #Funny #Funny Signs

[baronessblixen]

I love when you get "old and cranky!" XDDDD We're all thinking it; and it's great to see we are all maxed out on the celebrity pimping. They can do what they like-- I, personally, like when they're creating and making art. :DDDD

I'm glad 😂 and I am old. And cranky! But in my defense, I was that as a kid too. I was probably an old person as a child as well.

There are still enough people who enjoy the influencing. Or the products at least. I find it tiring. Yes, they can do what they like. And I can choose not to buy it. I prefer it too when they're making art.

#lovely asks #i don't know about other places #but it seems like every “celebrity” here has some kind of beverage or something out #one guy even wants to open a supermarket? #this is the darkest timeline

[lovecolibri]

Trying to read Buddie fic after 5x11 aired really is impossible huh?

#911 #if it's not untagged tay kay or L jumpscares #it's bt breakups where buck is just CRUSHED that he can't love her because she's soooo strong and smart and pretty #or L being wedged in at every opportunity instead of literally anyone else #i need to stick to my guns about not reading anything set after 5b started or au's written after march 2022 #even worse when it's a buddie story i was saving and looking forward to! 😤😤😤 #don't mine me i'm pms-ing and this was my last straw for today #especially since another au i was following and loved got me with a L jumpscare in the last chapter 😤 #i hate it here #this is the darkest timeline

[must-be-nargles]

I wonder how many women were sentenced to death today.

#abortion #abortion rights #supreme court #roe vs. wade #roe v wade #roe versus wade #wtf is happening #this is the darkest timeline #its only getting worse

[fadeintolight]

Hi! Sorry I couldn’t figure out from your feed at first glance but are you a NS larrie?

#i know one of you is shitting me come forward #anon: yes i guess if that means not believing in stunts? #this is the darkest timeline #answered