#They get murdered to fast

[xx-sketchy-xx]

*takes Wally and runs off* wally you are MINE!! And I will keep you safe with me!

@gooberartz @veeneeyyyy @fanoffandoms23 @nc-creatorworld @ash-attxck @glass-teeth01 @spirit-minish @catgirl41 @wallyissocool

Married to a shredded corpse

#welcome home art #wally darling #wally #welcome home wally #creepy #horror #disturbing #I can’t draw him in one piece #It’s not possible #im sorry you guys #But idk if Wally can handle the amount of love their is for him #He’d quite literally get ripped to shreds #Which is why cartoon characters aren’t real #They get murdered to fast #I think I’ll be keeping Wally safe and happy in his little world

[cringeworms]

Will’s “I need to see Hannibal Lecter” is his version of Hannibal’s “I need to eat him” girl you literally don’t you’re just gay and out of your mind

#he went to him so fucking fast #he could do his whole empathy investigations before him surely he could do it without him #I need to get back into the mindset or whatever girl no tf you do not #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal memes #hannibal shitpost #will graham #hannibal lecter #murder husbands #hannigram #hannibal textpost #hannigram memes #hannibal s3 #hannibal season three

[vynnyal]

OK, fair warning to the few people I actually managed to convince to try the game??

Rain world does NOT play like hollow knight, and you'll get your butt kicked if you approach it like that.

It's really hard. Like, really hard. Instead of the game literally giving you abilities in the form of power-ups and damage buffs, the only abilities you gain is from what you learn and your own ingenuity. You're a rat from beginning to end. If you just beef your way through it, it's gonna suck and you're gonna be confused and frustrated all the time. But if you pay attention, take it slow, and learn how the ai works and how everything interacts with each other, you can consistently get through and dominate situations you thought were impossible to do so when you first began. Now get out there, kill some lizards, and bully some old computers!

#blabbing.txt #rainworld #rain world #art #rivulet #hunter #spoilers #not really lol #Other notes that I left out because I wanted it short and sweet: #There is movement tech out the ears in this game. And it's all there from the very beginning. Literally nothing has to be unlocked #If you learn how to do rolls and slides and boosts the game gets so fast and fun #And learning this stuff takes real work! The timing is REALLY tight on some of those moves #Battling enemies is it's whole separate skillset too. Like there are so many things you can do #So many ways to murder ✨✨✨✨ #Some of the best moments are times where you pull a 360 noscope on a cyan and send it tumbling through the air into the void #And doing your first slide-throw into a lizards underbelly #So risky but so rewarding #AND THIS IS ALL JUST THE BASE GAME! #The dlc is literally a mod that got so big the devs saw it and helped fund it #It adds so much to the game. Literally the mod devs asked themselves what crazy thing a slugcat could do #Coded it #And was like uhhh how does this fit into the lore #So that's how we got boomcat and Jesus Cat #I literally talked to one of the devs by chance (they're pretty active. You can just ask them stuff) and they admitted as such #It's great! gameplay first at its peak! #Anyways give the game a shot. If you want to Get Gud at a game rainworld is for you. It's a game entirely about skill #Not to mention... 400+ hours in and I'm still not done with the game #Prepare for the long haul

[marcygoo]

An eye for an eye! That's how the game works! I'm losing my autonomy, a mutilated part of me!

#soup draws stuff #murder drones #errm u guys get 2 artz in a row. tee hee. (hits poast and then scurries away as fast as humanly possible

[mariana-oconnor]

#Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 #Shadowheart #Gale of Waterdeep #The Underdark is Going Well #When I finally managed to get there because the game wouldn't let me fast travel out of the Mountain Pass until I'd had another long rest #Also I keep seeing pictures of Early Access Gale and it freaks me out #Early Access Gale isn't real and he can't hurt me #I find him very upsetting #He is not as friend-shaped #My current mission is actually to find a way to get Astarion's approval up at least a little bit #He's the only companion still in Neutral #I've got 3 exceptional #2 fair #and the vampire still doesn't gaf #I am determined that he will be my friend #whether he likes it or not #He's right on the cusp of fair #I will get him there #Without brutally murdering everyone #I think I misstepped in a couple of conversations where I could have got approval and instead just didn't get anything #I might never get him to exceptional #But I will get him to good at least

[kookies2000]

Helluva Boss pilot: I have 59 million views in a span of four years.

Hazbin Hotel pilot: I have 91 million views in a span of four years!

Murder Drones pilot: I have 25 million in a year.

Lacka Daisy pilot: Well, I have 11 million in only 7 months.

The Amazeing Digital Circus pilot: Amateurs.

Everyone: What was that?

TADC: AMATEURS! *reveals 33 million views in 12 days*

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #helluva boss #hazbin hotel #murder drones #lackadaisy #independent animation #gotta love them #no hate to any other show #love them all #but I'm beyond shocked that tadc managed to surpass everyone so fast #how? #it didn't seem to be that type to get this big #but here we are #I love this show more than the others #mostly becaues sex jokes do get old to me #and while I do like dark and angsty stuff #bright colors is what catches my attention #so I can see how tadc got this huge #but hey!!! #it ain't a competition! #more animated shows we get the better #just another grand show to add to the collection

[evilkitten3]

it would've been really funny is team 8 had stayed as murder-happy for the rest of the manga as they were in the forest of death. not even as a major plot point just as a running gag. anything happens and team 8's default solution is homicide.

#naruto #team 8 #team kurenai #inuzuka kiba #aburame shino #hyuuga hinata #can you imagine if like. anyone had asked them about that #naruto: whoa how'd you guys get here so fast? #kiba: oh we just killed the first people we saw #shino: fortunately they had the right scroll #hinata: shame they were leaf nin but oh well #shikamaru: hey what the fuck #kiba: leeches and nets man. that's all you really need #hinata: i will treasure the sound of their screams ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ⊹ #hokage said ''teach these small children to kill'' and kurenai did exactly that #the nicest murder hobos you know

[luciquel]

they discontinued 1899, but there's most likely going to be a second a third season of wednesday. i'm telling you, if it's not 'editable' for tiktok, it's automatically a flop. people don't want content that makes you think anymore, they want cool scenes they can slap an overplayed song and cheap filter over, so that their brains don't shortcut when it's presented with content not compressed into something easily digestible. god, i hate it here

#i am NOT saying that you shouldn't enjoy wednesday or that it shouldn't be renewed. i rlly don't care #what i AM saying is that from now on that's what we're mostly gonna get. generic series. quantity over quality #i hate it here so muuuuuch!!!! #we really doomed ourselves with fast and easy content huh. like i'm forced to watch stupid things bc stupid ppl refuse to train their #attention span. brb i'm gonna murder something #i have to be a hater about this okay? and i rlly don't care if u take it personally lol #but wednesday - although fun to watch - just does not compare to the mammoth of creativity that 1899 is #anyways. #wednesday #1899 #🥑; raquel talk

[petrichormore]

Also I just had a Thought about ElQuackity’s second death.

We know that cc!Bad really wanted q!Bad to lose a life in the explosion, and therefore to some extent q!Bad also wanted to die but…

But Bad wasn’t holding a totem like ElQuackity was and well, a totem presumably repairs any lethal damage done to its user’s body - just enough to keep them living and nothing more - so ElQuackity must’ve still been heavily injured and near deaf from being blown sky high even after popping a totem.

But Bad wasn’t holding a totem, and he also got caught in the middle of the explosion alongside ElQuackity - the difference is that none of the wounds Bad sustained healed at all. Bad survived the initial explosion on 2 hearts (which is insane) and then was attacked by ElQuackity who brought him down to half a heart - HALF A HEART - before Max finished him off. One more hit and Bad would’ve gone down, and I don’t think ElQuackity would’ve given him the chance to get back up.

Except as ElQuackity was slowly but surely killing him, Bad barely fought back. He swings his sword half-heartedly a couple times, but out of those attempts he misses quite a few.

My Thought? Maybe it wasn’t just that q!Bad wanted to sacrifice himself and that’s why he didn’t fight back as q!ElQuackity ignored q!Max in favor of trying to kill him - maybe it was because he physically couldn’t defend himself. Maybe he was too injured, maybe there was blood in his eyes and he couldn’t see. Maybe he couldn’t hear past the ringing of his ears and couldn’t think past the spinning of his head. Maybe it was all he could do to stumble backwards away from q!ElQuackity (which he does if you watch his POV - he stands there stunned in the aftermath and then turns just in time to see q!ElQuackity slam into him).

Maybe it was all he could do to just blindly call out to q!Max for help and hope he heard it.

#my headcanon is that q!Bad was okay with dying in the explosion because that’s a pretty fast and flashy death #but he wasn’t okay with being slowly beaten to death by ElQuackity in a giant crator after the fact #which is why he tries to backpedal away as elquackity is attacking him #and that’s why he screams at max ‘kill him you need to finish him’ #it’s not a ‘do it max hes weak nows your chance’ #it’s a ‘you need to get him off me right now because I’m about to collapse and if he’s still alive when I do he’ll murder me in seconds’ #this is all just headcanon by the way i know that q!bbh did kinda intend on dying and that definitely played a factor #qsmp #qsmp analysis #q!badboyhalo #q!elquackity #qsmp elquackity #qsmp badboyhalo

[arctvros]

“he’s kind of cute as long as he’s not talking…”

#listen legato is just a big cuddly cat #he gets the zoomies sometimes (does murder) but ultimately what’s important is that he’s soft and warm #touchstarved knives catches feelings SO FAST he’s stupid #i luv them #millionsummers #millionsummers fanart #millions knives #knives trigun #nai trigun #legato bluesummers #legato trigun #legato fanart #millions knives fanart #trigun #trigun stampede #modern au #knives x legato #arctvros

[potol0ver]

Oh my god please…

Not like this…

NOOOOOOOO

#if this is the only way we’re going to be able to get limited L cards #they’re murdering the game #I will quit so fast- #and I really like this game… #whb #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad?

[spinnydraws]

I can’t help you, Tessa.

#Kenziedraws #Murder drones #Tessa James Elliot #Steven Williams #Serial designation B #B #serial designation N #N #Uzi doorman #she’s there trust me LMAO #not sure if this counts as Nuzi cuz N is protecting her in that last panel #I could’ve portrayed this better but #I can’t think and wanted to get this idea out fast

[giurochedadomani]

“I used to be a marine”, he says, before he can think better of it. And when he does think better of it, well. He’s already said it. 

Next to him, he can feel Shanks tensing up. He leaves him ample time to cut him off, half relieved when the redhead stays silent. Out of the corner of his eye, he sees him idly tracing the neck of the bottle they’ve emptied. 

“I didn’t join out of some misplaced faith or sense of justice”, he feels the need to point out, his father’s stern face at the back of his mind. “I joined because my brother did”. 

To have an excuse to get out of home, too. With Calugurul about to be shipped off, he hadn’t been too eager to find out if he could withstand the full scope of their father’s attention alone. 

“We were… close, my brother and I”, he continues. And then, because it feels cheap to encompass their relationship with just that: “He taught me to fight. Gave me my first sword”. 

Back when Yoru doubled him in height and he couldn’t fathom how his brother managed to wield it when he himself had trouble raising a simple steel sword.

“He did have faith in the cause”, he says after a moment. Under the night sky, Yoru stays black and void. Even the reflection of the small bonfire they’ve built evades it. “Quickly gained the trust of peers… and superiors”. 

The back of his throat tastes bitter. Why is he doing this? He doesn’t owe Shanks a single thing. Why is he wasting his time trying to appease the redhead’s stupid insecurity about him not joining his crew? 

He sighs. 

“My skills in combat kept me by his side through all of it. That is, until Gyorgy Thurzo became our captain”.  

#mishanks #akagami no shanks #dracule mihawk #one piece #one piece live action #opla #thought about the idea of mihawk having a 'similar' story to zoro #and the idea of mihawk coming from a well off family but ending up for some reason alone abandoned and in poverty before becoming a pirate #and also about how much I'd like to make the castle of kuraigana actually important for his backstory #then I started giving all the characters vampire inspired names because of course #and thought about elizabeth bathory #and something something I think Mihawk can be a nickname. Maybe I have a better surname for him #so yeah lemme tell you about the terrifying fall of mihawk's family #and about how exactly mihawk wins the marine hunter nickname #and also about how he ends up becoming part of the local folklore 'monster that will hunt bad children' type of thing #because word spreads fast after he avenges his brother's death and his murders get WILDLY decorated

[whispereons]

Guess who is shadowbanned with Tumblr refusing to respond to!

Me! :D

This post is just to explain why I'm 'not' responding to any comments. I did, Tumblr is just hiding them. Can't have shit in Tumblr. I'm just really trying to get this fixed before I post the next part.

#I'm gonna murder them #with annoyance #shadowbanned #tumblr shadowban #why won't they RESPOND TO MY DAMN TICKET?! #Mind you I sent in my ticket NEARLY TWO WEEKS AGO #I sent a follow up a week ago #NO #RESPONSE #And from what I'm seeing #The only way to get a fast response is by bothering them on Twit- I mean X #But f that #I'm not making a whole account just to bother them #Feel the wrath of 10 tickets per day until they fix my shit #This may be a bad idea but two weeks is way too fucking long #peering into the whisp

[neptune-scythe]

writing a fic

me: has a good idea of how the story is going to go and the general vibe and tone of it

also me: immediately looses all control over the story and watches it become 300% darker and more brutal in just the first sentence

me:

#i thought this one was going to be very different #more sad boi vibes #more crying less murder #but no #this shit went from 0 to 100 so fucking fast #and it just keeps getting worse #hope y'all like violence and grit cuz this shit is all that and then some #grishaverse #six of crows #kaz brekker #dirtyhands #the bastard of the barrel #fanfiction #grishaverse fanfiction #six of crows fanfiction #kaz brekker fanfiction #kaz brekker pov #kaz brekker centric #coming soon to an ao3 near you

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! Weird question time again So I have kind of a lot of emergency/as needed medications that I have to have with me in my purse whenever I leave the house, and a few more that I have to take with meals, so if I'm going to leave the house for longer than a quick errand I need those too. The problem: I have two nieces that live nearby-ish, one of which is an absolute bundle of chaos of a toddler*, and the kidlet I babysat is going to visit next year. He's nine. If I spend time with any of those kids, how do I childproof my purse full of medications without making it difficult to access emergency medications I could need at very short notice while potentially pretty significantly impaired, like my rescue inhaler? *her parents babyproofed some doors with those latches high up on the door and she figured out how to take a broom and unlatch them

#the person behind the yarn #medical mention #medication mention #harm to children mention #not like specific actual harm it's hypothetical harm I am trying to stop from being an issue #but I know that can be a big issue for people so I tried to tag for it #but like some of the meds I am on can be REALLY BAD if overdosed even a little #one of my meds was used as the murder weapon on a tv show! #and that's the one I (a fully grown not-that-small adult) take 0.05 mg of daily #my nieces are not fully grown and even 0.05mg is probably a dangerous amount for them #but I have to have that pill with me when I leave the house because sometimes I need an extra dose #and if I need an extra dose and don't take it I can get very sick very fast #the benadryl I am less concerned about because A. it's a children's dose and B. it tastes terrible #but I reaaaaally don't want to risk making them sick but also. I HAVE to have those medications with me when I leave the house #and I HAVE to have most of them very easily accessible #because it is difficult to think or do some fine motor skills (like undoing child locks) when wheezing really badly