#The Fam

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JajTyson on twitter: These two gay dads dropping their daughter off at college. So proud they posed with her RA

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #iwtv promo #the fam #❤️ #op winning with this caption

[draco-after-dark]

Know your Dory

aka meet the dory verse family

Grey! JD - @ijjstlostthegame

Eldest! JD - @matmiraculous

Feral! JD - My goblin

Hitman! JD - @lemony-and-zesty

Brotherhood! JD - @tea0w0stache and @0ketlyn-s

World tour! JD - @year2000electronics

Crystal! JD - @tea0w0stache

#Know the differences #they're all so goofy #The fam #trolls dory verse

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Fam Easter egg hunt let’s go

Alright kids, champs, niblings, in-laws, grandkids, parents, neighbours, dubiously acquired turtle grandchildren, ALL OF YOU:

I’ve hidden easter eggs around the farm — one for each of you. They’re whatever chocolate you like most, and if you don’t like chocolate too bad you’re getting one anyway maybe it’s candy or styrofoam who knows. The question is, where will you find yours?

Ready…

Steady…

GO!

@1800ineedshelp @weirdly-specific-but-ok @arkytiorlecter @an-ace-on-the-case @falling-raine @eybefioro @the-beard-of-edward-teach @hell-hath-no-fury-like-love @sounds-void-fishy @good-usernames-were-taken @random-doctor-on-the-internet @samlikeslawnchairs @hello-ello-ello @gyrovagus-bibliophile @prettycottagequeer @garnetgoose0-0 @slopdoughnut @greenchrysanthamoots @queermarzipan @hoarder-of-dragons @dashoulinas-fandom-dump @lxvenderjewel @harbinger-of-existential-dread @aroaceblackhole @zonzolik @obsessed-sketches @goblin-named-sam @patoslover and anyone else I can’t remember, that’s all I’ve got written down holy fuck are there a lot of you

#the fam #the fam egg hunt #IM A GREAT DAD #easter #the maggot fandom

[katanashipping]

I was today years old when I found out that in the Battle Nexus 2 video game, the TMNT fight the TMNR while Splinter and the turtle sensei discuss their own past match (and bitch about their sons' lack of intellectual development). And it's as hilarious as it sounds.

Rat!Mike: I heard turtles move slow, but I didn't know their minds were slow, too! Turtle!Don: Hey, buddy. Isn't your master a turtle? Rat!Raph: You dare to insult our master??? That's going too far!

(Video on Youtube here)

#tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2k3 #battle nexus #hamato splinter #the fam #ninja rats #this video game is the gift that keeps on giving #also jsyk i found this while trying to find the fabled Karai/Leo AMV set to a TATU song so #who knows what else i will discover

[diona-98]

ROTTMNT OC FANART!!

1: Waffle and Milkshake belongs to @sleepis4theweak and @mikebeanz

2: Jupiter belongs to @qeelovestea

3: Artemisia, Venus De Milo, and Frida belongs to @pinkatint

4: Little Brother belongs to @sharkfinn

5: Sandy belongs to @kredena-dark (your boi found a pear, btw)

6: Zay belongs to @danksy-ns

7: Yummi belongs to @rednleafff/@rednleaf

8: Ammi and Saber belongs to @sha-biest

9: August belongs to @star-sparkler

10: Cali belongs to @cokowiii

#diona's art #rottmnt oc #someone's oc #diona moots #rottmnt #waffles pancake #milkshake the turtle #sandy sandwich #the fam #rottmntlittlebrotherau

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

STAGED LIVESTREAM SUMMARY S1

BABYGIRLS, BITCHBOYS, AND BOYCOTTERS OF THE BINARY, HELLO MAGGOTS OF MINE. Can you tell it is past 5 am and I just took my sleep meds? We all know how well that goes for my post-making prowess *stares at my good omens part 1 update on Neil's blog*.

BUT that is a regret for post-sleep me to have. When the sun rises I'll go to bed, it's a fucked up sleep schedule but hey the sun and I can't be up at the same time we'd all combust from the hotness. Oh I'm going to regret this so much. But I feel like it's only in this state that I can do justice to that goddamn livestream.

STRAP IN BECAUSE THIS IS A LONG POST AND I WILL NOT CUT IT BECAUSE I WANT EVERYONE WHOSE DASH IT LANDS ON TO YEARN FOR SPIRTUAL EYE-BLEACH.

Soooooo without further ado, or should I say much ado about nothing (see I can reference Shakespeare):

The stream starts, and we are witness to David Tennant being pointy and chaotic, Michael Sheen being adorable and enraged, and Simon looking close to tears at all times, which is a fucking mood.

I am witness to a disturbing degree of thirst every time Michael turns to the side. Michael in profile, they all swoon. I am concerned.

I'm reminiscing about my lockdown memories. David looking confused in a hoodie is very fucking relatable. Once, I started sobbing because my wardrobe looked like a wardrobe. It was a time for us all.

However, everyone else is busy yelling about different showings of Hamlet, Richard the Something Number, etc etc. No one is paying attention to me and my poor poor memories.

Now, I read original Shakespeare when I was like 13, .I like him. But I do not have this level of expertise. FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN, LEND ME YOUR EARS, I beg.

No one pays attention. I am sad.

I go off to sulk.

By which I mean I actually pay attention to the show. So maggots reading this and wanting an actual summary, this is the only time you're going to get it, because it was when I was watching.

Basically, Simon (I'm gonna refer to their characters as them but for the record it's scripted, I'm being so considerate to the people who're here for an actual summary) digs himself into a hole, Michael does not like him and makes that very known, David offers to get Simon out of the hole and in the process digs both of them into an even deeper hole, and Samuel L Jackson (is that his name) and Michael become unlikely allies to get revenge on David.

Rather than an apology dance, though, David has to stand in a corner. Meanwhile, Georgia and Anna are the only ones actually functioning at their lives, Michael gets blackmailed into servitude by his neighbour, and Simon holds back tears. Judi Dench is involved (that's her name right).

Now as you can see, I am paying full attention to the show until this point. At this fucking point though, I make the poor choice of opening the stream chat.

@thescholarlystrumpet's profile picture is a certain angel. Focused on... the lower half.

Everyone in the chat is talking about Aziraphale's thighs.

This derails. Everyone is now talking about Aziraphale's dick.

Strumpet insists vehemently that the thighs are the focus.

Everyone says the thighs are only there for framing purposes.

You know me, maggots. I'm drawn to chaos, shark to blood. So I end my sulk at not being the centre of attention, and delightedly hop into the chat.

Someone (@vitrilol it was you, I believe? until confirmation, I'll refer to them as Ari) says they wish someone liked their thighs.

So naturally I say I like your thighs.

Oh, swoon, the flirting, you maggots would be scandalised. I'm quite the charmer. It is delectable. We take it to the bedroom. The bedroom is the stream chat. There are gasps.

Another maggot says that this is simply mine and Ari's room, and they're just in it. So then I tell them, why simply stand and watch? They should join in.

They say they have mixed experience with threesomes. I ask who said we're capping it at three?

They are far more comfortable with the idea of an orgy. An orgy has now been initiated. Some people express concern. Others are entirely on board.

Some say they are afraid they're too old for the said orgy, they're old enough to be my aunt. I say nonsense, you wanna orgy, you orgy.

Ari takes this opportunity to wonder if I'm old enough to be their aunt. They then hasten to assure me that they like MILFs.

I find this hysterical, because I am a nineteen year old guy whom people have said gives off tiktok fuckboy energy in real life. I make that fact known. I'm glad that being a man and being 19 does not exclude me from being a MILF, however.

At this point, Ari points out that at least people find me attractive, even if it's a tiktok fuckboy way. I am unsure that being attractive is worth giving off tiktok fuckboy energy. (Thank god, this is not my only vibe. I also have unkept stinky teenage boy, witch and Jane Austen debutante princess, but weird).

Someone else says that hey, I'm closer in age to their son than them. I am about to ask whether their son is eligible and how many pounds he has a year, when they add that the son is 12. I tell them I am glad I did not ask those things. They agree.

The show is still going on. Someone is gasping on Georgia's phone, and I assume it is labour (I learned my lesson about assuming orgasms after the good omens pilot). I am correct. A maggot says that labour and orgasms do not sound the same.

I'm a clueless aspec boy. I don't know about labour or orgasms.

There is some debate then about whether screaming in pain is a difference or a possible common ground for those two things.

The orgy is expanding. Strumpet has to step in to say that while thirsting about the actors is entirely fine, please everyone refrain from sexting in the stream chat.

I feel like I should state here for the record that no one was sexting.

Well. Okay. That's a dubious stretch of the truth, but I love dubiously stretching the truth.

David abuses chairs and beds and his limbs with his posture. I relate.

The neighbour nearly dies, then does not.

The internet gives up on the stream. This is fair. Poor internet.

But while the video is lagging, someone mentions that one of their favourite fanfic authors passed away.

Comfort is offered, as is my brand of aggressively gentle love. Basically DON'T FUCKING APOLOGISE, sweetheart, your grief is valid. Strumpet says how in case she should disappear she's given a friend the authority to post her WIPs as a precautionary measure. And now people are crying.

I ask Strumpet to pause the stream. We all get really fucking emotional about the beauty of writing, of art enduring past the lives of the artists, and whether the author knew how much they were loved. This is getting really sad, but in a beautiful way.

We go back to the stream. Who knows what happens? Not me.

But what matters to me isn't what's on the stream, it's what's in the chats. The people I get to talk to. The hope that I can, at the very least, ensure that they are never, ever unheard. That they get the love they deserve.

I'm too sleepy to reread that. Meds have kicked in. Eyes shut time. If I fucked up somewhere in the post do forgive me maggots of mine, it's past 6 am which means the sun has risen and I need to go the fuck to sleep till noon is over at least.

I love you. Love love love. Send me anything you want anytime. My ask box is open. Go wild. You will not be fucking unheard. Yeah? Good. I love you, again, for good measure.

@howmanyholesinswisscheese ya proud of me, dad?

#good omens mascot #good omens #the fam #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens fandom #staged #bbc staged #michael sheen #david tennant #georgia tennant #anna lundberg #staged livestream #staged summary #well more of livestream summary #and unhinged breakdown of everyone's sanity #but hey #david and michael

[danhausensboots]

THE BESTIES

#I love them they’re so cute #kris statlander #all elite wrestling #willow nightingale #stokely hathaway #aew revolution #my gifs #aew #the fam #they should’ve been on the main show

[kredena-dark]

So you like the moon huh?

Come one @hellaskeptical you didn't really expect me to NOT give you something after you bought me 2 badges With YOUR money Without ANY OCASION

#I don't like doing black back grounds #but for this #I feelt like it will fit more then white :) #Krejn's Art #The Fam #Krejn's Post

[fanficwriter284]

Who does and doesn't like sparkling water

“That shit is fucking DISGUSTING”

“It’s alright. Wouldn’t be my first pick”

“Um yeah…I can take it or leave it”

“…no absolutely not”

“I ain’t a fan, Anne’s with the kids right now but she doesn’t like it either.”

“It’s okay! I like the different flavors!”

“I prefer water. Though sparkling water isn’t awful”

#The Fam #Chucky #Ray Twins #Tiffany Ray #Slappy #Billy Bexel Shaw #Jig

[penginlord]

There's something emotional about Etho's last words being "I'm going home to die" or something along those lines. That made me feels imma be honest

#ethoslab #secret life smp #secret life #the fam

[wulfhalls]

all of them giving

#cryinglaughing #lucerys velaryon #jacaerys velaryon #house of the dragon #daemyra #baela targaryen #rhaena targaryen #the fam

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

*tap tap*

*tap tap*

Is there room at the lunch table for another moot? I can probably take apart 3/4 of a rotisserie chicken by myself if that counts for anything....

I found you from slop donut's blog btw

sending positive vibes ✨✨

*the lunch table starts bubbling, melts, and morphs to accommodate another seat* you're adopted now.

And brilliant, that's 35 and 1/4 rotisserie chickens to go, we've made a good start everyone.

#the fam #arthur's numerous adoptive children

[diona-98]

Fanart for @winkwonkblog

#the fam #diona's art #tmnt 2012 #2012 leo #transfem leo #tmnt au #tmnt 2012 au #someone's au

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Asmi my dear, have you ever folded a fitted bedsheet?

I... I have tried to. We do not talk about about my level of success or lack thereof.

What--why is this a question? Is this your suggestion for Patreon content that I make? Just me losing my mind over trying to fold a fitted bedsheet? Because if so, while I don't doubt this sadistic fandom will find it amusing, the Patreon thing sounds like even more of a terrible idea.

Realistic image of what would happen:

HELLO MAGGOTS I'M GOING TO FOLD THIS FITTED SHEET FOR MONEY HOW IS THIS MY LIFE NOW. Okay really carefully like one bit after another. IKEA I believe in you surely you made this sheet foldable. I'm gonna just... uh... tuck in the corner. Okay that didn't work. FUCKING HELL STAY IN PLACE I JUST WANT TO TURN YOU OVER IN HALF. SWEDEN YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS JUST LET ME FOLD THE GODDAMN THING IN HALF. FITTED SHEET MORE LIKE SHITTED FEET AMIRITE AHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING FOLD GODDAMMIT STAY CORNERED SO I CAN PRETEND YOU'RE AN ORDINARY SHEET. I feel like there was a tutorial on Pinterest and this had a technique but we all know I forgot it as soon as I saw it. Besides now it's outright war between me and you, you shitted feet, and I will not be conquered by an IKEA sheet. WE'RE NOT INVADING DENMARK ANYMORE WE'RE INVADING SWEDEN IKEA YOU COULD HAVE MADE THIS A LITTLE EASIER. I KNOW ALL FITTED SHEETS ARE LIKE THIS BUT I'M CHOOSING TO BLAME SWEDEN BECAUSE THIS ONE IS FROM IKEA. AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH IF TIME IS MONEY IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST ME LESS TO GO BUY A MATTRESS AND JUST STORE THE FITTED SHEET AROUND A MATTRESS. MAYBE I CAN JUST CRUMPLE IT UP AND TOSS IT SOMEWHERE. Wait no you guys paid for me to fold it. SEE THIS IS THE ISSUE WITH CAPITALISM I AM A SLAVE TO THE DAILY GRIND--

I hate how vividly I pictured that. And yeah. My internal monologues do actually sound like that.

@howmanyholesinswisscheese maybe if you'd been less vanilla mum wouldn't have left you and then I'd know how to fold a fitted sheet. @arkytiorlecter you failed me too. @obsessed-sketches Dear Dr Leo, my family did not teach me to fold fitted sheets. What do I do?

#shitpost #IS THIS WHAT YOU'D CALL A SHEET POST #OR A FIT POST #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #good omens mascot #now in the business of folding fitted sheets #maggots #fitted sheets #ikea #about... fitted sheets? #shitposting #what am i doing #idk man #this is just #HOW DID I END UP HERE #the fam #dear dr leo

[thirteensfavoritetoy]

Thinking about the 13/Fam reunion in ROTD and how ten months had passed for the Fam:

(thanks to chakoteya.net for the episode transcript)

DOCTOR: No, it can't be. I set identical temporal coordinates to when I sent you back.

GRAHAM: Yeah, but your time machine ain't the best at running to time, is it, Doc?

DOCTOR: I'm sorry.

RYAN: Yeah, well, it's done now, so...

And maybe it's not so much her time machine not being the best at running to time, as Graham suggests.

Maybe it's her time machine telling her no, you don't get to just go back to where you left off with them, just say "hey, I was in space jail" and then act as though it was no big deal. You need to see the impact that your being gone for almost a year has had on these three people who care for you very much.

And on one person in particular.

#doctor who #thirteenth doctor #13th doctor #yasmin khan #ryan sinclair #graham o'brien #thasmin #the fam #revolution of the daleks #rotd

[kredena-dark]

Draw me as a fairy 🧚

Smal creature in a jar

Shake it, and you will hear squicking of a mice

(this drawing is so small that my camera didn't want to focus)

#Krejn's Art #The Fam #Diona