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gaytedlasso · 7 months

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The problem with trying to sneak out of Ted Lasso's bed is that Ted Lasso is too perceptive for his own good. Beard knows it's over for him when he rolls over to his side and immediately hears the first protesting groan. He waits a beat or two to see if he's maybe gotten lucky, but it's immediately followed by his husband's deep, gravelly morning voice.

"Baby," he complains, drawing the word out. "Where're you goin'?"

It doesn't matter how many times he's heard it, Ted's morning voice never stops being his favourite thing. The urge to stay is so strong. To give in and get that voice muttering the kind of filth that makes him never want to leave bed again. But Beard has to resist it.

"I told you yesterday that I have to run some errands this morning," says Beard, knowing that the determination he was hoping to find in his voice is missing.

"Absolutely not," says Ted, and before Beard can do anything, Ted's arms and legs are wrapped around him like the world's clingiest octopus. He begins peppering Beard's neck with kisses, and Beard can't help but laugh and lean back into them. "You've been krakened. You can't go anywhere now."

"Honey, you know I want to stay here as much as you want me to," says Beard, just Ted starts using his teeth, and oh god does he want to stay, but… "but I've gotta go. I've gotta get the groceries otherwise we aren't eating later."

"So? We'll get takeout," he says and though Beard can't see it, he knows Ted is pouting. "C'mon, baby. Can't you see that it's just raining? There ain't no need to go outside…"

He sings the lyrics in a low voice, lips brushing the spot just behind his ear and Beard finds the last of his resolve slipping away.

"Coach," he tries feebly, but he knows he's already lost.

"Baby," says Ted in reply, clinging tighter. Beard laughs and leans forward to kiss Ted's forearm.

"You win again," he says. "This ship has been dragged right to the bottom of the ocean."

"Mmm, you say that like you aren't winning too."

And Beard is. He has.

- written by thee amazing @tinylilemrys

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also go listen to Banana Pancakes while you look at this for the full experience

#Banana Pancakes is such a tedbeard song I could weep #technically the first tedbeard art I ever did! it just been sitting in my WIP folder unpainted #but oughhhhhh look at them #MY BELOVEDSSSSSS #soft domestic tedbeard is so important to me #peep their tattoos too #it’s subtle but Beard’s left fingers say Ted in Morse code cuz he would #sketch.art #Ted lasso art #tedbeard #Ted/beard #Ted lasso #Ted lasso fanart

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singaroundelay · 2 months

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Happy Anniversary AFC Richmond!

I can't believe this little place just turned one year old today. <3

I'm more than a little emotional about that. (Honestly I'm a lot emotional if I'm writing all these words about this server...) Over 300 members strong, and still the chattiest and best group I've ever been a part of in all my years of fandom.

What started as a "I need folks to flail at" has become the most vibrant community. We started out as TedTrent and RoyJamie, and have wound up branching into most of the slash ships (shoutout to TedBeard and RoyTrent and the entire AFC Richmond polycule).

We're (still) planning events — including a big bang this summer. For authors, we do lots of sprints for those who like to write "together". (And a long-awaited re-watch when we can figure out time zone math...) It's just an all around chill place to talk about our favorite horny middle aged men who found each other in the most unlikely of places: Richmond.

So if you're still just as obsessed as us (and still just as delulu that S4 is coming one day and will involve Ted getting to smooch a journalist) — come hang out. Lurkers are always welcome, too. We'd love to have you! 💖⚽️

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exuberantocean · 2 years

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@moonyraccoon

#ted lasso #coach beard #ted/beard #fanfic #my writing

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cinematicnomad · 1 year

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TED LASSO ▸ 3.11 mom city

#tedlassoedit #tedlassogif #tledit #coachbeardedit #roykentedit #coachtedlassoedit #ted lasso #coach beard #roy kent #coach ted lasso #spoilers #cnomadedits #dailytvfilmgifs #tvedit #filmtv #userbbelcher #cinematv #dailyshowbiz

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lunar-years · 1 year

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Every single week the stills get released and it’s just another picture of these 3 that looks exactly like this lmao

#go girl give us nothing!#literally this week is particularly bad they are giving us NOTHING #(and each week I act shocked when it happens yet again lmao)#Roy Kent #coach beard #ch: ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso

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pineappical · 1 month

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back on my bs

#ted lasso #ted lasso fanart #coach beard #yeah. LMAO #pn.art #u have to pry these guys from my cold dead hands

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 1 year

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1x9 | 2x12 | 3x11

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kwistowee · 1 year

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It was right there all this time... TED LASSO 2.01 | 3.12

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luminarai · 1 year

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And that was the last time anybody on the team attempted polite small talk with Beard.

I’ve been working on this since eurovision and got it done just in time for the s3 finale 🥲 speaking of eurovision, if you look really really closely at the interval show you might just be able peep Beard in the background…

#my art #ted lasso fanart #Ted lasso #ted lasso art #joke from b99 #coach beard #jamie tartt #sam obisanya #colin hughes #isaac mcadoo #dani rojas #richard montlaur #thierry zoreaux #jan maas #feat. dadi freyr #ok time for my hand to fall off now #Noah Fence is Jamie tartt’s pre-Madonna I will die on this hill that I made myself

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skulandcrossbones · 1 year

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Roy chose out. I assumed.

TED LASSO S03E08: WE'LL NEVER HAVE PARIS

#tedlassoedit #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #tedlassogif #trent crimm #coach beard #roy kent #originals #1k #5k

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siobhans-roy · 1 year

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TED LASSO 3.07 “The Strings That Bind Us”

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gaytedlasso · 7 months

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Quiet moments after a proposal ❤️💍✨

#cuz peep that hickey #after they finishing making out though ofc #ted is blushingggggg so much #it’s not just the cold #UGH they’re happy and content and they deserve itttttt #sketch.art #Ted lasso #tedbeard #Ted lasso art #Ted lasso fanart #Ted/beard #coach beard

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singaroundelay · 4 months

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AFC Richmond Server

Hi folks. If you're like me and *still* losing your mind over that certain edit AppleTV posted earlier today, TedTrent wedding what? come join us! We're a super friendly group of folks over on these parts!

Primarily the TedTrent server, but we have morphed into a general slash (and femmeslash) server catering to the Tedependent, TedBeard, RoyTrent, RoyJamie... and just about everything in between shippers!

We're planning a server re-watch and just had a Holiday Prompt challenge on AO3... so lots of events coming up soon too. Come join us, we'd love to have you — no matter if you've been sailing this ship for ages or just discovered it and the show yesterday. 💖⚽️

(and huge love and thanks to @gaytedlasso for the edit that's our current server invite banner <3)