#Ta-a-mi

[dream-meister-translations]

THE TALE OF FOOD

TA-A-MI - STORY #1

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TA-A-MI : Whopping discounts from Tamtam shop! Come for a browse!

TA-A-MI : 12% off any purchase, and even greater discounts for our members! You'll regret for the whole year if you don't shop here today!

Ta-a-mi hands out leaflets to every customer walking out of the restaurant and bows with a smile. Adults as well as children are all impressed by the catchy slogans and lurid leaflets.

HONEY CHAR-SUI : Daddy, Daddy! Let's get money out of our piggy bank for shopping--

HONEY CHAR-SUI : Ha, Charrie wants to buy Daddy a cooler to keep you cool.

SUCKLING PIG ROAST : Wow, my son is so considerate!

SUCKLING PIG ROAST : Daddy is so excited as to almost spew out flames! Let's go find our piggy bank now--!

TA-A-MI : Master, my shop has got a lot of discounts. Would you like to buy anything? Like a smart umbrella, ration seasoning box, Lu Wu bolster...

Ta-a-mi gives you a tabloid leaflet--

OPTION 1 : "How smart is this umbrella?" TA-A-MI : Re-engineered by the famous mechanic Crab in Orange, this ultra-smart umbrella helps you soar into the sky. TA-A-MI : It can even take you all the way to the moon.

OPTION 2 : "With the ration seasoning box, dishes would no longer taste weird..." TA-A-MI : Still worried about cooking dishes that taste weird? TA-A-MI : The Tamtam Ration Seasoning Box eliminates any worries about being heavy-handed for cooking! Wanna order some so that I could send them to your kitchen?

OPTION 3 : "Now I can tell my fortune by touching Lu Wu everyday." TA-A-MI : Look at the chubby butt and big round eyes! Exactly what Mr. Lu Wu looks like! TA-A-MI : The bolster is even inscribed with oracles from the well-known fortune-teller Dragon Beard Candy. You will live a carefree life if you touch it everyday. You don't even have to be worried about cat fur!

HONEY CHAR-SUI : Boss Tam, will you offer such discounts at your shop in the future? Charrie wants to buy so many things, but there is not enough money in my piggy bank...

TA-A-MI : Ahem...I offer these generous discounts only to thank my patrons.

TA-A-MI : After a while there will be no discounts, unless you obtain premium membership or collect enough stamps from my leaflets.

OPTION 1 : "I have a premium membership card!" HONEY CHAR-SUI : Did Boss Tam secretly give Master that card? Why doesn't Charrie have one? TA-A-MI : How, how did you know? Whoops, no no I didn't say anything... TA-A-MI : You would be a premium member if you spend 500 Jades for one purchase at the shop. Charrie, you can ask your friends to chip in if you want to apply for membership. HONEY CHAR-SUI : Got it! Piggy, get our buddies Bighead and Tinytail here now and we are shopping together! TA-A-MI : Behave yourselves when shopping. Don't mess up my shop!

OPTION 2 : "I've collected ten stamps!" HONEY CHAR-SUI : Master, how did you collect all ten stamps so quickly? HONEY CHAR-SUI : Boss Tam often gave you stamps secretly, right? No wonder there are always so many lurid leaflets in the letters of Ta-a-mi that Mr. Lu Wu gives you. All the leaflets have stamps on the back! TA-A-MI : You, you are right... HONEY CHAR-SIU : Piggy and I are friends of Master, so you must give us a stamp! TA-A-MI : Fine, I could even give you more if you bring me customers.

After a chat, Ta-a-mi looks up to the clock and frowns.

TA-A-MI : It's late now. I have to go back to my shop. Could you please help me hand out the rest of the leaflets? HONEY CHAR-SUI : No problem! Master and I will get it done! Remember to give us discounts!

TA-A-MI : Fine...Got it got it.

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SUCKLING PIG ROAST : Terrible! Even the flames inside me dwarf in front of the energy of these shoppers clearing shelves like fury.

Holding two big shopping baskets laden with snacks and toys, Suckling Pig Roast keeps exclaiming behind others.

HONEY CHAR-SUI : We've been here so long, but Boss Tam is still not here. Why? I want him to tell me where Little Piggy biscuits are.

BRAISED TREPANG : You are here for Ta-a-mi? I just saw him at the back gate of the shop.

HONEY CHAR-SUI : Hah Master Cong, are you also shopping here?

BRAISED TREPANG : Yes, Ta-a-mi has been doing business...Very abnormally lately. He is seemingly selling for losses rather than for profits. That's probably a new marketing strategy, so I'm here to find out.

PIGGY : Pew pew!

HONEY CHAR-SUI : Piggy has found Boss Tam! He is over there--!

TA-A-MI : ?!

TA-A-MI : Master, Charrie, Suckling Pig Roast, Master Cong? Why are you here?

Things like tents, bottled drinking water, flashlights, instant noodles, rain boots, and raincoats stack up at the back gate of the shop. In the middle of numerous goods, Ta-a-mi stops bookkeeping on seeing the others and puts on a nervous look.

OPTION 1 : "Tamtam, what are you doing here?" TA-A-MI : ...No, it's not, not important! TA-A-MI : I am here just to inventory my new stock. HONEY CHAR-SUI : Boss Tam has got so many goods at the back gate, but it seems none of them are as attractive as Little Piggy biscuits.

OPTION 2 : "Are you going to sponsor the Survival Game of the Adventure Club?" BRAISED TREPANG : As a senior member of the Adventure Club, I've not learnt yet that the Survival Game would be held. TA-A-MI : Stop guessing! I'm just recording my new wares.

TA-A-MI : ...So sorry that I left you alone. Go to the front gate and I'll show you around.

TA-A-MI : Charrie wants Little Piggy biscuits and Suckling Pig Roast wants a cooler, right? I'll help you find them...

After trying hard, Ta-a-mi persuades Charrie and his father to leave the back gate. Only Braised Trepang stays, lost in his thoughts--

BRAISED TREPANG : Master, I am afraid Ta-a-mi is in trouble.

BRAISED TREPANG : You see, these goods like tents, flashlights, and bottled drinking water, are usually used for disaster relief.

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#the tale of food #tale of food #ta-a-mi #食物語 #character info

[ta-bajna-cerna-okybaca]

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#čumblr #czech #názory? #Upřímně miluju to #Ani ne z hlediska porozumění rozumět tomu jde asi tak stejně jako normální polštině #Tj. Your mileage may vary #Jen se mi prostě strašně líbí jak funky ta česky psaná polština vypadá

[quentinfiletmignon]

JIŘÍ DVOŘÁK jako ZMETEK PEKELNÁ URIÁŠ & IVAN TROJAN jako MATLA PETRONEL

ANDĚL PÁNĚ 2 (2016)

#tak tady je i ta dvojka #omluvte zhoršenou kvalitu... můj source material nebyl úplně nejlepší 🤷🏼‍♀️ #ale stejně... oni ❤️ #anděl páně #angel of the lord #petronel #ivan trojan #uriáš #jiří dvořák #jiří strach #czech #česky #čumblr #*mes gifs* #spočítejte kolikrát v andělovi páně dvojce drží uriáš petronela za ruku nebo paži #ani se mi to všechno do těch gifů nevešlo #petriáš

[masterofiodine]

prompt doodles s dírskou tématikou + tma/díra crossovery

#hlavokánon že má saskie psa který je totálně žádné myšlenky hlava prázdná a je to obrovský mazel #jmenuje se hubert (hubertek) #(jméno vymyslela kamarádka a ja nemůžu nesouhlasit) #musím udělat chalobořízek cosplayující azicrow a obráceně protože ta predstava se mi tak líbí děkuji ti člověče kterého to napadlo #a ty crossovery jsou protože už tak měsíc poslouchám tma #už jenom 15 epizod😭😭😭 #díra #podcast díra #olbram olbracht #palamédés lafka #saskie cintergráfová #řízek s chlebem #tma crossover #tma

[eembulan]

Travellers Families and Cast

#oc #original character #original characters #ocs #digital art #travellers #art #2024 #character design #no id #igorot #filipino #ta-ao #mis-eng #calpiyo #bukaw #binh #amondi #ming #ruslan #alikhan #cantonese #vietnamese #hmong #nigerian #yoruba #korean #kazakh #eembulan #artists on tumblr

[sire-rizku]

chybí mi bravíčko.

1. rubrika láska a sex byla ikonická, jednou jsme a kamarádkou napsali vymyšlený příběh do moje poprvé a oni ho otiskli. dodnes to považuji za jeden ze svých největších úspěchů. jo a bylo nám 13 a mělo to zápletku jako z porna

2. kde jinde mám teď sehnat plakáty levně?

#celkově mi chybí celá ta éra 2010s časopisů pro dívky #bravo #bravo girl #a ty dárky? #doteď mám schovaný nějaký levný náhrdelník ktery přímo křičí 2014 #jednou ho budu ukazovat svým dětem #česky #čumblr #bohužel všechny moje bravíčka se záhadně ztratily když se u nás malovalo

[rye-in-a-coat]

Listening to Car Seat Headrest's "Twin Fantasy" at my garage, the rain is pouring down, cold air tonight, I'm on a foldable chair with a notebook on where I wrote down all of the lyrics in cursive; Will's raw vocals come out of my noisy radio.

#handful of grains #mis-lis-tas #rain #car seat headrest #csh #twin fantasy

[teplejtrouba]

tak jsem očividně obrozenec srdcem i duší. i ušima

můj největší úspěch tohoto roku je, že jsem v 0.05% top posluchačů Václava Neckáře

#hana hegerová si zasloužila své místo!!! #a bert and friends (má nejoblíbenější skupina vůbec) ale ti maj asi 11 písniček takže to se těžko soupeří #ale jo... no. minulej rok tam byli alespoň dva zahraniční umělci ale tento jedu vskutku plně česky #ta kdesi žijící bábinka co je jeho největší posluchač je můj úhlavní nepřítel. to jsem mohl být já! #čekal jsem Ventolina na prvním místě. protože toho jedu celoročně velmi #me #kdybyste mi pár let zpátky řekli že mi někdy vyjde nejoblíbenější žánr: klasický český pop tak bych se vám asi vysmálo #a je to vtipňoučké. ale někdo to dělat musí. já se toho rád ujmu. miluju že půlka mých nej umělců jsou důchodci #taky mě děsí že tam není Gina od Zímy a Tak abyste to věděla protože to jsou písně co jedu Pořád. a řekl bych že celoročně #TAK ABYSTE TO VĚDĚLA BYLA ŠESTÁ!!!!

[aurovra]

‘ uh… ’ el estruendo generado por la figura cerámica que se estrella contra la pared apenas le hace retroceder un poquito, una adición al siempre presente ruido de la sala. estuvo cerca. ‘ ya, qué más da. brindo por eso también. ’  eleva la copa que sostiene en diestra antes de llevárselo a los labios. y, a pesar de que justo entonces decide irse, gira en dirección a acompañante antes de hacerlo. ‘  ¿ya lo intentaste tú? ’

#( 🌥️ ) — interacción. #mi st más flojito hasta ahora q dejaré unas notitas na' más pq mi laptop ta morida

[blazenek]

pierdolca dostane, musze isc jutro do zasranej zajebanej apteki bo mi sie leki koncza (doslownie została mi 1 tabletka)

ale ja pierdole farmaceuci tam sa tak kurwa wredni ze XDD nieironicznie biorę ze sobą obstawę (koleżankę), jak znowu na mnie babeczka sie wydrze że za wolno kod recepty czytam, albo zacznie komentować moje lekarstwa to wybuchnę na milion kawałków. to nie jest kurwa normalne ze odwlekam pojscie tam do ostatniego mozliwego momentu, bo ci ludzie to az takie skurwysyny. nastepna recepte bede wykupywac gdzie indziej, chuj wam w dupe najbliższa apteko, nalezy wam sie te 1.7 gwiazdek na googlu zwyrole

#.txt #jakby XDD ostatnio nie bylo mojego leku #poprosilam babke zeby mi zamowila na następny dzien #okej okej niby zamowila #przychodze nastepnego dnia i uwaga ni mo #zajebiscie chlopaki #ta sama baba nawet byla XDD

[quentinfiletmignon]

Ještě jsem ani nedokončila tu kresbu Uriáše a Petronela a stejně začínám další... To bych jinak nebyla já.

#jenomže tohle jsem si nemohla odpustit #naposledy jsem ho kreslila před čtyřmi lety a od té doby se moje umělecké schopnosti přece jen trochu zlepšily #ale ta čtyři roky stará kresba pro mě má velkou cenu protože mi ji osobně podepsal což se u téhle (jestli ji někdy dokončím) asi nepodaří #ivan trojan #česky #čumblr #czech #work in progress

[waffle-meringue]

After watching a lot of the playlists from Trelkez's Self-Curated Vidshow Challenge, @periru3 and I were inspired to make a few playlists of our own. We each independently made entirely female-centric playlists for each other's vids, and then asked "What theme would we highlight if we only looked at our vids for male characters?" And, well...this is what we came up with.

Sports Analogies (Sports Night) — Men will literally talk about sports instead of going to therapy.

Paperback Writer (Stephen King) — Men will literally sublimate their trauma into horror novels instead of going to therapy. [this isn't in the YT playlist due to copyright issues]

New Shore (Our Flag Means Death) — Men will literally run off to sea instead of going to therapy.

Truth (Steven Universe) — Men will literally therapize everyone they know instead of going to therapy.

Skate (Yuri on Ice) — Men will literally move to Japan for a boy instead of going to therapy.

Boyfriend (Crashing) — Men will literally obsess over their cute neighbor instead of going to therapy (or coming out).

Horny Angry Tango (Hobbs & Shaw) — Men will literally invent intricate rituals to touch the skin of other men instead of going to therapy.

I'm Gonna Make You Love Me (Christine) — Men will literally buy a car instead of going to therapy.

Scientist (Re-Animator) — Men will literally commit crimes against nature instead of going to therapy.

Haven't You Noticed I'm a Star (Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts) — Men will literally become supervillains instead of going to therapy.

Don't Bring Me Down (Bruce) (Batman: The Animated Series) — Men will literally get a batsona instead of going to therapy.

Grace Kelly (Catch Me If You Can) — Men will literally change their identity instead of going to therapy.

California (Mad Men) — Men will literally go to California instead of going to therapy.

When We're Dancing (11.22.63) — Men will literally time travel to the 1950s instead of going to therapy.

Achilles Come Down (Red & Black Edition) (Les Misérables) — Men will literally nobly self sacrifice instead of going to therapy.

Your Woman (Ted Lasso) — Men will literally seethe inside instead of going to therapy.

Man on a Wire (Hannibal) — Actually, on second thought, maybe you shouldn't go to therapy...

#vid recs #vidding #fanvids #vids #amvs #sports night #stephen king #steven universe #yuri on ice #crashing #kipo and the age of wonderbeasts #our flag means death #hobbs and shaw #christine #reanimator #batman tas #catch me if you can #mad men #11.22.63 #ted lasso #les mis #hannibal #instead of going to therapy

[travellersocs]

mis-eng and calpiyo compilation... part 2!!!

#they are ta-ao's parents btw! #ill make a better intro later but mis-eng comes from a wealthy gold mining family #while calpiyo comes from a poor farming family #both families are kinda dying out so basically their marriage saves their families #they're complicated (affectionate) #art #2023 #mis-eng #calpiyo #oc #ocs

[khaluna]

???

#uran astro boy #astroboyshitposting #astro boy #tetsuwan atom #鉄腕アトム #ta no se que hacer con mi vida chingada madre jajaja

[morti0re]

člověk dostane zpátky slohovku a všechny jeho sny tom jak se stane spisovatelem se najednou rozplynou jak pára nad hrncem.

#čumblr #sorry chce se mi brečet i když ta známka neni hrozná #a to mam pro kamoše psát články #ja už nevim bro