#THEY LITERALLY DO IT BACK TO BACK LIKE BRUH

[megahra]

Hercules and Megara sacrificing themselves for each other

#disneyedit #herculesedit #hercules #megara #THEY LITERALLY DO IT BACK TO BACK LIKE BRUH #legit couple goals right there #like yea most disney couples have a sacrifice #herc and meg have SIX #they will not stop until the other is completely safe and happy

[sadiewayne]

i was having a conversation with someone and brought up i like dc comics so they asked me who my favourite character was and when i said nightwing they responded with

"he's too good for me tbh, he's a great character but a boy scout, why i like batman because he certainly isn't"

and i didn't know how to respond...

#bruh coming back to this after an hour i sound so mad im not i just found it so baffling and blue screened at it #he is a little bit but not really imo #like who do you think gave dick his moral compass (besides his parents) #this kid was gonna kill zucco before bruce was like “no murder” #he also has killed #regardless of the intention #rip joker #he is no more boy scout than bruce #like in gotham war bruce was nuh uh no crime #and dick was siding with selina #like maybe a little crime if people don't die #besides boy scout is literally superman idk what you want from me #maybe it's movie batman they like which as we all know is not really batman #and it wasn't battinson #but then they mentioned damian so #idk #dcamu? #or just a hot take #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #dc #dc comics #comics

[todayisafridaynight]

cozy

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #yakuza series #masumi arakawa #snap sketches #i am once again speedrunning mental illness LMAO #ive wnted to draw him in a fluffy robe for so long but i abandoned the comic i wanted to do it in #i have class in literally ten minutes and my counselor SAID he was gonna call me #so i thought id doodle somethin quick. spoilers he never called back #oh well... at least i finally get cozy arakawa.... hehe... #i hate my mon/wed schedule lit my two classes are an hour apart from each other bruh bye #ew its my three hour class too i hate it here #ok i have to walk back to class now bye

[the-punforgiven]

I think it should be illegal for landlords to use a property service that anonymizes them, like, what are you hiding from, buddy? 👁👁

Surely if you just treat your tenants well and do your job, you won't need to hide from anyone, right?

#my bitchass landlord is putting my house up for sale #like excuse you asshole this place is in use #they're gonna be hosting fuckin tours of it for a couple days back to back soon #starting on my sister's fucking birthday?? like bruh what the hell #he's mad he can't raise the rent anymore so he's just trying to sell it #like sorry you can't bleed us for more money while still doing nothing to maintain the property #maybe if there were an appliance that YOU replaced or a repair YOU paid for you might be #idk apparently he tried to take it to the courts or something and even the judge was like ''You don't do anything. No.'' #''you do literally nothing to maintain the property what the hell makes you think you're entitled to even more money bro'' #but noooo that parasite's gotta pull a little bitch fit since he can't get anymore cash for the barest fucking minimum #come out landlord boy I just want to talk #pun's text posts

[akkivee]

when you rewatch the entirety of the season, you watch chiaro and scuro slowly come into akira and satoru’s individual character quirks, like akira’s weird metaphors that he’s never personally experienced and satoru’s comparatively brighter personality

so it is a different kind of painful to watch akira and satoru die, see them practically reborn as chiaro and scuro only for them to lose their lives again 😭😭😭

#vee queued to fill the void #hypanispoilers #where’s their happy end rhyme anima………….. pls i need them to have a happy end…………… #even if it reads ambiguous to the ones who are still alive there can still be a……… a happy ending for the four of them pls……….. pls……….. #*cries* like who’s doing ride or die *literally* like akira and satoru bruh 😭😭😭 #they out here with matching necklaces made from each other’s body parts were planning to build a future together #died together were recreated together and fell back into their dynamic in their second life #and are now literally one person and will probably die again as one wtf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i am having the best worst time of my life rn rhyme anima lmao

[springusdingus]

so this oil company rep has been coming around for years and trying to get us to shuffle off so they can plop a drill down on our land right

mf came back about half an hour ago to interrupt our pizza and mst3k festivities

only he drove up to the rural foothills in a fucking pontiac firebird that is now VERY buried in wet clay

you better believe I stood around holding a lantern and ribbing him about it for ten minutes and not helping whatsoever

#i did give him the local tow guys number #hes not gonna be happy about having to drag himself out in the rain to yank someone outta the worst driveway in the county #literal corpo shenanigans what is my life #i didnt invite him in because we are doing drugs in here #and i thought I was a jackass for oening a rally car out here #bruh has like two eyelashes of clearance on that mf #yeti literally just fucked off back inside lmao

[bisaster-energy]

im not even done my current kuwameshi fic and im already getting ideas about new ones...

#kuwameshi #give me a sec i'll reblog later with the actual idea but like #WHAT IF UM KUWAMESHI BUT UM. PRINCESS BRIDE AU... #i also have another song fic idea but it's way sillier than the one i have on ao3 #based off you me and steve by garfunkel and oates #i got the idea cos i just remembered when yusuke got back from training with genkai the 1st time and instead of a 1 on 1 date with keiko #kuwabara is also? there? and it's just so funny to me like what. and then they're supposed to all 3 go to the movies together? #AND WHEN THEY GET THERE THE 2 BOYS DITCH KEIKO?? for a mission yeah but she doesn't know that!! #and then yusuke and keiko actually go on a date alone and it gets interrupted cos of younger toguro #and shortly after kuwabara shows up so it looks like he was bound to come across them?? #as far as a i remember the next time yu and keiko get together alone is the day he tells her to just wait and she's like im literally #not gonna wait for you <3 and it was so funny she just walked off lmaoo #anyway im trying to say i wanna make a silly little fic addressing the fact that keiko is like. pursuing her crush on yusuke #but kuwabara is kinda just. always there and it's fun she does like him but it's just awkward #planning on having her ask kuwa to maybe give her and yusuke some time alone like maybe just avoid their next outing #and kuwa is like oh damn :( ok good luck and yusuke shows up to the date and he's like woah wait. where tf is kuwabara? #keiko is like bruh. and she makes up some shit about him mentioning that he felt sick or wtv and yusuke is like ''then y are we here? #i should check on him. i dont think that guy has even been put outta commission by anything but my fist!'' and keiko just follows him #cos what else can she do. and kuwa is fine ofc and yusuke is like bro what gives i thought you were sick and kuwa is dense sometimes but he #catches on from keiko's desperate look and he's like well i got better *flexes his arm* and yu is like i knew you were too dumb to catch #a cold. and he's stupid happy that kuwa is fine and can come with them after all ''hey he's fine ya hear that keiko'' #and then keiko is watching this whole exchange eyes blown wide open and she's like actually i just remembered i have plans #you two should totally go without me tho and yu agrees so easily that it just solidifies that she made the right call #kuwa is looking back at her all confused and she gives HIM the good luck thumbs up. he gets as red as his hair and #yusuke is worried he really is coming down with something

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#me @ my youngest sister at 6.30 this morning: yooooooo can u draw me a fishy so i can get it tattooed on me? #i drew her some flowers so i want a paralell tattoo with her initials bc she has my initials on her #but i literally have not spoken to her since like may bc i do not talk to my sisters unless we r in the same room. no hate we just dont hav #a lot in common. it makes me a lil sad tho bc im curious abt them. my youngest sister is at least nice to me 😭 #ive been thinking abt asking her for ages and last night i was asked abt my sisters so i was like. the time is now #while im still a bit elevated #which has been to my advantage bc i was able to stay v chatty and energetic while talking to ppl. and i think i made some friends #we bonded over fic reading. so theyre a bit. ya kno. girls gays and theys of science #we make the world go round. but its so interesting to hear them talk abt coming to school here bc they both liked where they were and r #leaving their support systems. and im like bruh if i didn't leave the southwest i was gonna die. im so happy to b here #support system? whats that. i talk to my parents once a month and that's it lol. but im gonna try to establish one here #and try to actually make actual friends. this school is way better abt making grad students interact #my last school was not at all like that. but anyway i had fun #and i mean im only at the start of the semester. and im in a good mood. and i kno things will get stressful #but im just really happy i got accepted here #and the longer im here the more clearly i can see how much i was suffering #the funny thing is tho that i wrote this last night and only hours later i was squirming in frustration bc the fact that im back in therapy #means i feel a greater obligation to not b actively self destructive. evil coping mechanisms my beloved #this is y my mum wanted me back in therapy bc im a goodie 2 shoes and when my counselor is like: did u do X the next time i see her. ill b #honest and itll b annoying >:-[ ugh #its just hard for me to b around ppl a lot bc i get stuck in mental loops bc ocd. which is exhausting. and i want it to stop #and i want to do bad things to make it stop but i wont bc im trying to b better #its just funny to me that ill go from everythings awful to everythings great i shoukd talk to my sisters and make friends and do this and #this and this. to oh god i cant do this anymore in such short time frames with certainty that how im feeling is how ive always felt #ive also noticed that my peaks of high energy do come before stressful events. which does make me worry for future stressful events. like #defending. i mean ive never gone fully off the tracks but its a lil alarming when it feels like the train is going at a million miles an hr #unrelated #meanwhile my other sister is apparently in Colorado but when i saw the pics is was like: YOU BITCH #R U CLOSE TO ME RN??? but no. Colorado is far away

[ozlices]

i have to make appointments & also let my doctor know id rather continue one of the new meds she put me on bc it actually helped but ive been completely unmedicated for 2 fucking days & the thought of doing Anything makes me wanna throw up im so over being a person

#mine #i rly do not have it in me to make appointments dawg i have medical trauma can i get used to one new doctor #before im tossed around like a gd hot potato to numerous others. i literally attend my appointments w my cane #what's not clicking abt me having VERY fucking low energy in the aftermath of sm straining stress bruh #but like i dont have a choice bc i could have some of my meds stopped if i dont see certain doctors & im just here like 🫠 #i feel somewhat stupid like damn i rly thought finally i had a chill doctor w common sense but no i still gotta fight for my gd life #just be given say over MY OWN GODDAMN WELLBEING #'oh well this causes physical health concerns' to be completely blunt idfc anymore. #truly i fucking do not #my body is a fucking nightmare my entire system resents at this point bc we always have some lvl of bs going on w it #we've no choice but to stop fucking caring bc the numerous mental strains we're dealing w worsen them ON THEIR OWN #& also like literally fuck off bc my body wouldn't be this shit if doctors actually TOOK CARE OF ME PROPERLY #before it got this bad. #there's no fucking fixing shit now by worsening my already overwhelmed & strained body/mind by making me a gd hot potato #if im not Actively Perishing or on the immediate brink of the risk IDC #I NEED TO FUCKING BE ALLOWED TO //CHILL THE EVER LOVING FUCK OUT// #//that// SHOULD BE THE PRIORITU #ive been strained for YEARS but esp since last year to a CONSTANT degree #can i fucking get one GODDAMN foot on the ground to pick myself back up jfc #im so tired & annoyed & sick of there always being SOMETHING #i just wanna fucking chill & finish my preps to stream again & get back to pursuing what i love please #im gonna LOSE MY MIND

[hoesamo]

No Wonder Why You’re Bitchless, Teda

#housamo #memes #teda #fuxi #kijimuna #lbr kijimuna would have the brain cell between them #it’s literally like the meme im fuckign crynig #HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE YOUR DRAGON MAIDEN. HOW DID YOU FUMBLE THAT SO HARD BRUH #SHE DOVE INTO GODDAMN SEEEAAAAA #this is so funny to me I’m sorry #From what I can understand Miko clearly felt disrespected by Teda’s behavior back in Nirai Kanai and so she rightfully left his ass #in a real world sense housamo might be talking about how ryukyu shrine maidens lost their status within society #learning this makes him sharing an event with Fuxi make so much sense it’s so fuckign funny #Losers. the both of them

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

imo everyone on earth should be talking about Him (don't want this showing up in the tag even though it's not a diss) but everytime i go to the tag and there's only like 3 new posts i'm like. oh yeah almost no one cares except me and like 5 other ppl on here

i ran out of tags KFHSJENNXN i don't think that's literally ever happened to me before anyways don't read them because it's just me being insane as per usual

#most of his indirects on twitter are from people in diff asian countries as well and ik he's doing an asia tour soon(?) #bruh he's never coming back to the usa is he 😭😭😭 i need him in chicago i miss him so bad #i feel very ugly emotionally rn still bc i was reading all of the rando ass dating rumors of him last night LMAO and it pissed me off #i know i have no right to get mad and i'm being irrational but at the same time like. everyone is just like 'omg he's so in love rn' #bc his music has been very angsty and like. idk... conflicted? but his new song was very happy and sweet and very In Love Sounding #and i already know all his music is about one person bc he always talks about the same shit (he's very predictable i see right thru him) #and he's putting out a new song called 'shining' and he has been talking abt a person being his light/shining on him for the last 7yrs atp #so like. that's how i know it's about one specific person and i don't think he has moved on LMAOOO so unless he was dating the same random #7yrs ago i don't think he's dating any of the people they bring up tbh... i pay attention to these things not to brag or anything but like #being attentive to the people i love and noticing inconsistincies in their behavior and when they act diff is like. the only skill i have #at least irt other people LMAO like honestly i wrote all the lyrics he ever wrote down in a google doc and it shows a clear trajectory #that starts like... innocently and just gets more fucked up and toxic as it goes. and ppl say he's one of the most sane ppl they know #meanwhile he's been writing songs about 1 person for nearly 10 years and they get progressively more desperate and insane #I'M JUST SAYING. i completely forgot what my original point was but i guess it was most likely that. no one pays attention to him like i do #the songs started being about this person at the same time i started liking him and having dreams about meeting him btw #and they got progessively more uh. spiteful and desperate and weird as the years went on. did i mention i cast a spell on him 😐 #and he literally says shit like 'it's impossible for me to move on' 'i don't care about anyone else' 'it's like i'm possessed' etc #and after we met at his concert he got really into saying shit like 'that one night wasn't enough' and 'the spotlight between us' #&the ever-famous 'i like the way you look at me' 'my eyes are on you' 'focus on me just look at me' when all i did was look at him all night #if you're reading this right now and thinking 'celeste do you seriously believe a kpop guy has been writing songs about you for 7 years?' #you should remember who i am and how i reacted to ***** having a gf (that i guessed exactly right months before he revealed it) #i'm schizophrenic 🤷‍♀️ but the guy i'm into was the one who started my fascination with soulmates and destiny and fate and shit like that #you know it's funny i mention that because he also started writing about that!!!!! in his songs!!! crazy #and he talks about the person making it hard for him to sleep and wanting to meet them in his dreams again and whathaveyou #i mean even in his two newest title tracks he says 'i'm frustrated in the studio the only melody that comes out is for you' and #'i want to turn everything about you into a song' in the newest one... hm. #and btw he announced his album right when i admitted i was in love with him again to my family (they know my insanity LMAO) #and he releases a song about being happy and in love and listening for someone's voice from far away to reach him/vice versa????? #right when i get back into him??? #it's my fave color & his fave color & he's releasing it in my birth month like. i know billions of coincidences are a thing but it's crazy

[bingotime]

google how do i release my pent up rage and fury caused by my father attempting to contact me.

#literally what am i supposed to do bruh #that was last night after getting into bed and i check my messages and #man i HAVE to block his number. this wouldnt have happend #bro what do you WANT from me #my dad sucks and he just had to deadname me while doing it too #hes had YEARS. IVE BEEN OVER 5 YEARS #hes HEARD my VOICE #ive TOLD him my NAME #you cant expect me to not snap back if you dont have the decency to respect my wishes #like what dude. do you want me to say nothing. do you want me to pretend its fine cuz it aint #and thats just #my personal vendetta with him. hes done so much more than that i dont get how he can just try callin me outta nowhere #get the fuck out of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #get the fuck out!!!!!!!!!!!!! #you will never like me for me so dont fucking bother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #you cant love me and you never will and ive come to TERMS with that. just fucking GOOOOOOOOOO you fucking dickhead

[akkivee]

ramuda’s first radio was such a game changer man lmao

#this is vee speaking #this reveal was so sick lmao we all suspected ramuda wasn’t ‘human’ by this point #but then he went and basically confirmed it here and we were literally all 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 #like it was so hype and then for this radio to have also implied hanabi’s existence as well and the origin of ramuda’s personality????? #bruh lmao 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 #i’ve been picking apart kuukou’s radio for a minute and i try not to feel insane about it since he’s just answering other people’s question #but it’s based on his own experiences y’know????? #that question he answered about a girl’s brother who didn’t want to inherit their temple!!!!! #kuukou answered ‘let him live his life he might have other things he wants to do and he might come back later in life’ #like lmao???????? kuukou says that’s common and he’s right but it’s such a specific circumstance what if????? #what if someone important to him also had things they wanted to do felt bogged down by temple expectations and left????? #and kuukou’s still waiting for them to come back?????? #and it’d be a hint from the radio like it would just be really cool lol!!!!!! #c: ramuda

[amandabe11man]

so me and my friend are onto season 4 of X-files now and we got to the csm-centric episode, right. and when he put the sniper rifle up from the window at the start I was like "whoa there. jfk assassination much?"-- and then the flashback starts and wouldn't you fucking know it, csm was the one who killed jfk??

this made me joke about how "what is he, the dark version of forrest gump or something? lmao" (ie. being present at a bunch of historical happenings), and then it seems like I was right because after that, he killed martin luther king too... aND TH E N towards the end, they make a fuckin forrest gump reference???

guys I think I'm finally becoming psychic

#x-files #anyway good season so far #'the field where I died' was another good one #this ep was fun too ngl cause I'm afraid I love to hate this guy #I love how it shows how /weak/ csm actually is #seems like he just gets swept up in shit all 'okay I guess I'm doing this now (hashtag powertrip)' #dude has all the agency over a bunch of others but he has no agency over himself #he couldn't even resist the peer pressure to start smoking. bruh #and he couldn't even follow through with it when he tried to /stop/ smoking either #and then when he thought he was gonna get a big break as an author and was like 'fuck yeah I'll resign from the evil job now' #..but then the editors changed the ending when publishing it so he was like 'nvm. fuck everything. violent path it is then' #that whole thing reminded me so much of john in Saw X too when he thought he'd been cured- #-so he threw away the trap-sketches he was making. guy was gonna straight up quit being jigsaw bc he thought he would get to live after all #wait a sec.... john has cancer and is a villain... csm is called 'cancerman' and is also a villain........ [connecting dots in my mind rn] #but yeah um-- back to what I was saying- this ep somehow made csm a bit less infuriating for me? #cause now we got to see that actually he doesn't have everything under control. in fact it's like he barely has a will of his own #bro has zero conviction. barely any willpower. no life. if he fails at something once- that's it. he'll quit trying forever #he's literally a loser. we love to see it #(also wtf I didn't think deep throat would be the one who argued FOR killing that alien while csm was the one who questioned it?) #(but deep throat SAID to mulder later that he regretted the things he'd done an d he helped the good guys in the end so....) #(deep throat had his redemption arc. love that guy....except for when he killed the alien. that wasn't cool)

[sk2lton]

we have a guest speaker in math class to talk to us about coping w stress as if this class isn’t the reason i felt like shitting myself this morning😭😭

#chant 𖦹 d’oiseau #‘what r things that stress u?’ THIS FUCKING CLASS THIS CLASS BRUH LET ME OUT OF HERE #I WANNA CRY CZ I GOTTA DO A STUPID FUCKING ONE ON ONE TALK WITH MY MATH TEACHER AFTER THIS SHIT AND SHE’S GONNA TEST ME ON SHIT #on the fuxking spot too. it’s like girl is it not enough that i finished ur fucking stupid assignment that made no sense #there’s literally videos there of me doing each fucking question too and i explain it while doing it #teachers who are like ‘i don’t wanna stress u guys’ then continue to fucking stress u the fuck out should burn i hare them #i js wanna watch the brazil vs switerland match #football is unfortunately my current hf if that’s not obvious and within the past week i’ve memorized most leagues and the teams within them #most players in these leagues. at least the notable ones. and it’s encouraged me to get back into football because growing up i really had — #— a talent for it but then my mental health came in and ruined everything #i was too anxious to do shit anymore so that’s such an L tbh but this isn’t meant to be depressing vent or anything i js wanna say i love fb #ive watched the wc and fb like since the day i popped out of the womb and i rmb the first wc i could rmb #i cheered for argentina so hard but got so upset when they were knocked out by brazil. now i’m cheering for brazil (argentina on the side) #so i feel like a trader to my younger self😭 little me would surely NOT appreciate me cheering for brazil #sk vs ghana was crazy cz i didn’t expect sk to comeback like that in the second half but it’s sad they didn’t tie. good game nonetheless #i’m so mad at team canada ngl cz we had good players but our defense was invisible😭 it doesn’t matter how good our midfielders or strikers r #as long as our def is shitty our team is shitty😭 that’s like building a house on poor foundation #it won’t last long and it’ll cause problems😭 davies goal was such a W and we have so many players from great clubs but i feel like— #— wasted them. i could go on and on and on and on about football #different teams. leagues. who fucked up by doing what😭 speaking of which… mexico’s fuckinf coach set them up idc #i rlly wanted to see lainez play. he’s a fucking game changer but mexico’s coach was like ‘how do i set us up…’ 😭 #mexico was robbed by their own coach.. canada was robbed in the canada vs belgium match jts crazy 😭😭😭

[ozlices]

btw it is our little's chosen birthday today since it's also emu's bday & not a single person has wished them happy birthday even with them being devastated in our discord status so 🙃it'd mean a lot to them to come back from their sad nap to ppl wishing them happy bday

#mine #we're not saying their name or alias publicly on our acc that's pushing it #but like. i got permission from our primary protector to say smth bc they're genuinely devastated & we're all fucking pissed. #like they literally. told multiple ppl when they picked it out. & were already hurt when they didn't wake up to anything #& then made our status a vent & still. not a single person has said anything. like. idk. im rly pissed idek what to do w myself. #they've been put through so much bullshit this yr w being treated like shit & made to feel just as shitty as we all do. it sucks. #we're all pissed & hurt on their behalf & our own & each other's. i just. idk. #like they say u know who ur real friends are when ur hurting & it's like. damn not even our little has anyone who can be arsed #to give a genuine damn & say anything to them when they're crying on their bday they excitedly chose???? & looked forward to??? #they literally were begging & praying to get attention today but instead it's been mostly me & our protector out bc they're so devastated. #idk what to do or say anymore i cant even bring myself to say anything directly to anyone. #im sick of watching not even our little be spared from being treated like shit for being depressed considering the circumstances bruh. #ANYWAY... they're in the back of the headspace taking a nap w another protector to try to cheer up a bit. so. #wish them happy bday and wish them well smth idk just take the load off all this loneliness bc it's suffocating for ALL of us #but it def hurts them the most and it sucks. and im tired. and pissed.