i love how Stede was famous for literally one day and he already had GOONS "i got this boss" Stede really had HENCHMEN after like 24 hours what a bad bitch
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Izzy and steak knife in a loving healthy relationship :)
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Steak Knife respected Izzy Hands as one great set of tits to another.
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Absolutely cackling at the “best OFMD ship (voter fraud encouraged)” poll results.
I swear the entire thread is gold.
Good job evil!Stede and evil!Ed!
OP including an edit for basically every single placing is also great.
I hadn’t known this was a thing people shipped but it makes sense.
I did actually vote for this one, for all the good my single normal, non-bot vote did here!
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I know it’s already being talked about that all the leather-gays knew Izzy and treated him with a level of reverence. But honestly, that isn’t new. In season one, Geraldo treats him that way, Jackie (to an extent) also seems to have a lot of respect for him. He is a known and respected figure. He deferred to Blackbeard and Blackbeard only for a LONG time.
THAT BEING SAID…. The way he rocked up to Steak Knife who only didn’t recognize him at first because he had to look down to actually see him… I thought FOR SURE that the joke was going to be that Izzy had been his dom and that was how they knew each other. And tbh, I’m not sure that that’s wrong exactly. It would make perfect sense if Izzy was a switch. He’s obviously (and canonically) a masochist who has extremely subby tendencies where Blackbeard is concerned, but the way he toys with Lucius and other crew members shows that he has a whole other side to him. And god bless, because the way that man can wield an ✨implement✨ 😩😮💨
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i'm surprised no one has done this yet
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The OFMD cast is 80% himbos
Stede (My man thinks he's Prince Charming saving Princess Ed)
The Swede (Is over-qualified honestly. Save some himbo for us)
Pete (Allergic to sleeves, sweet)
Fang (Big man always crying, very himbo)
Wee John(Too smart but big man knitting??)
Calico Jack(It's just Gaston)
Archie(A rare female himbo. A herbo)
Steak Knife(Speaks for itself)
Officer Hornberry honestly counts too
So does Doug though he's smart he still has himbo vibes
Even Oluwande has kind of himbo energy in season 2 with the maps lol
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On a positive note, this show got me busting out laughing at almost 4 am as Stede dramatically mourns a giant dude named Steak Knife who was taken down by a Vulcan neck pinch on steroids. RIP Steaky. You would have loved WWE Monday Night Raw.
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if anything this just makes me love steak knife more
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[IZZY/STEAK KNIFE (and/or IZZY/ANYONE) + BDSM] Izzy is the Republic of Pirates' favourite Dom.
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Edit: I have been made aware that I forgot Anne Bonny and Mary Read!!
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