#Stardew bachelorettes

[forksthousands]

this goes out to all the stardew heads…… ive been in Farming Lockdown since the update came out

#stardew valley #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #my arts #sdv

[artandmartini]

Stardew Valley marriage candidates and their loved items

Edit: Bonus Krobus

#I love this game a lot okay #Stardew Valley #stardew emily #stardew harvey #stardew leah #stardew penny #stardew shane #stardew elliott #stardew haley #Stardew Alex #stardew maru #stardew abigail #stardew sebastian #Stardew sam #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #krobus #stardew krobus #my art

[evild3ad]

my humble Stardew Valley Spouse review, in birthday order 💜 I love my boywives & girlhusbands.

(edited to fix a typo in the graphic lol)

#dont call me an abigail hater shes my first wife ever i just dont have major thoughts #all of them are valid #Thank you to the tumblr user who caught my original typo you're a real one! #sdv #stardew valley #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #sdv haley #sdv harvey #sdv emily #sdv maru #sdv sam #sdv shane #sdv alex #sdv penny #sdv leah #sdv seb #sdv elliott

[vexypest]

Maru!

Very quick Maru doodle, she’s also one of my favourite romancables! I like nerds, also I am SO happy that she and penny are hanging out more in the update, I love them together.

#art #digital art #digital artist #artist #fanart #stardew #stardew valley #stardew fanart #stardew farmer #sdv #sdv fanart #sdv farmer #sdv art #sdv maru #maru stardew valley #maru sdv #maru fanart #Maru #sdv bachelorettes #stardew bachelorettes

[three-penguins-in-a-trench-coat]

Imagine how fucking weird it would be to marry the Stardew Valley Farmer

Like, you've lived a happy life in a small town, with friends and family but then BOOM. A smoking hot new farmer hits the town, flirted with you twice and gave you a shiny rock and a plate of food before smacking you in the face with a bouquet and yeeting a pendant around your neck. Congratulations, you just achieved the family life without ever knowing how the fuck you got there. And the person you married is insane.

You're outside feeding the animals and they materialise into existence right in front of you, a sword in one hand, dripping with blood, and their backpack bulging full. "Oh, hey honey." they say before sprinting off like this is the most regular thing in the world.

Things got weirder once they got an incubator. It was alright at first, Kluck may have a shade darker than pitch black and have eyes that burned bright with fire, but you only caught them casting ritualistic spells once. Then when a FUCKING DINOSAUR HATCHED you realised a conversation would be required with the farmer about the eggs they find and whether it was morally acceptable to see what was inside.

Apparently they have a deed to land on a deserted island??? "Nah, it's not deserted! There's an old lady, a crazy scientist and a tarzan living there!" They reply. Apparently they couldn't understand why you were so nervous when you realised they were farming tracts of land in an ancient rainforest, shadowed by a volcano from which you definitely heard ominous shrieks and wailing. The resort they built was quite nice, but when the flippety fuck did they have time to build it?

Occasionally, a man dressed like the night sky appears, but refuses to speak unless the Farmer is alone with them. You caught a glimpse of his skin once, and it was bright blue. The farmer leaves those conversations dazed and distracted. They never talk about them, but in the days after, you often notice them sit and stare into the distance.

You tell yourself that they do not explore the caves in the desert. You tell yourself that because you're already insanely worried by all the other shit the farmer does.

You notice that they enter the sewer a lot, and one day you follow. It's difficult to come to terms with the fact that your partner is friends with a shadow creature, but it did look rather friendly. It heard your footsteps once and ran away, so you decided not to come back.

Some days, new stuff will just... appear. First it giant pillars, that the Farmer swore were important. And then it was little huts, and while you never saw anyone go in or out, all the crops were harvested and neatly organised in piles on the inside. You decide to leave offerings to appease whatever spirits must the huts belong to. One day you get a letter saying thankyou, with 500g attatched. And then there was that day... why the fuck do you need a giant solid gold clock?

After the day the clock appeared, everything changed. Production stopped, they said we now have enough money to live off of for the rest of your lives. The farm got redecorated. Life is beautiful. Occasionally you have dreams, dreams of crying children turning into doves. They reach out for you, and you reach back, sobbing, trying anything to protect them, to ease their pain. Their small, frail hands scrape over yours, but you can never grab hold. You always wake up screaming and can never remember why.

#the spouses have some idea of what the farmer does #but they don't know everything #yes i know some of these aren't in the game #but they were fun to write about #stardew #stardew valley #sdv #stardew farmer #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes

[temmiesky]

Stardew Valley Bachelorettes in my style! 💕💫

I had fun drawing these gals, i can't wait to finish off the bachelor ones 🤲💖

Hope you all like them as much as I do! 🥺💞

I also felt like combining the doodles together :3

#stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #fanart #stardew bachelorettes #stardew valley bachelorettes #stardew valley abigail #stardew valley emily #stardew valley haley #stardew valley leah #stardew valley maru #stardew valley penny

[blacksoulblackcats]

"Rip _ you would've loved _" Trend Ft. The bachelor(ette)s

Rip Alex, you would've loved the TikTok shop and saturdays are for the boys

Rip Elliot, you would've loved Cannibalism used as a metaphor for love and Hozier

Rip Harvey, you would've loved The Bachelor and Keurig

Rip Sam, you would've loved Shoe Gaze and Literal Memes

Rip Sebastian, (my love) you would've loved League of Legends and vape mods

Rip Shane, you would've loved South Park and Crocs

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Rip Abigail, you would've loved Final Fantasy and MLP infected au tiktoks

Rip Emily, you would've loved simply nailogical and cake carts

Rip Haley, you would've loved Pink Whitney and saying "I'm just a girl"

Rip Leah, you would've loved Brittany Broski and The Crane Wives

Rip Maru, you would've loved Chat GPT and Grays Anatomy

Rip Penny, you would've loved Sour Dough starters and Wordle

#stardew valley #sebastian stardew valley #sam stardew valley #sdv #harvey stardew valley #alex stardew valley #shane stardew valley #elliot stardew valley #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #cozy games #penny stardew valley #abigail stardew valley #maru stardew valley #haley stardew valley #emily stardew valley #leah stardew valley #tiktok trend

[pixellilac]

Part 4!

Meet Alastor and Dr. Heidi 🥰

Two more pairs to go!

#stardew valley #stardew #sdv #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #sdv abigail #sdv harvey #stardew abigail #stardew harvey #abigail stardew valley #harvey stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #stardew fanart #sdv fanart #stardew genderbent #genderbend #genderbent #stardew mods #procreate drawing #my art #stardew valley art

[witchy-lexx]

I drew Haley from Stardew Valley before and after class today in two different styles!! Just got the Mermaid Pendant !!

#fan art #art #sdv fanart #stardew haley #stardew fandom #stardew bachelorettes #haley stardew valley #sdv haley #sdv art #artist #fanart #stardew #stardew valley

[redwrencreative]

We’re hoping we can add a little magic to your weekend with a lovely Druid Leah! She’s already such a perfect foraging lady living in the woods, it’s only natural that she would channel the magic of said environment!

There have been a few mentions of the next bachelor in the comments of some of our posts…💧❄️

#art #illustration #procreate #stardew dnd #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #sdv fanart #stardew fanart #stardew valley fanart #sdv leah #stardew leah #stardew valley leah #Druid Leah #stardew bachelorettes #fanart #video game fanart #dnd #dungeons and dragons #dnd art #dnd druid #digital art

[m00n-fl0wer]

Are we just not talking about the fact the farmer canonically carries around a mini harp?

#moon things #sdv spoilers #sdv abigail #stardew valley fanfic #stardew farmer #stardew valley x reader #stardew valley #sdv bachelorettes #stardew bachelorettes

[forksthousands]

hands u more of them

#stardew valley #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #sdv #my arts

[bbeeew]

going to be in trouble for this ngl

STARDEW CHARACTERS AND WHAT I THINK THEIR (non-farmer) PARTNERS WOULD BE.

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• Harvey x Elliot

Like, c'mon. Your telling me the charismatic poet DOESN'T get with the anxious radio listener? And they don't have any interactions ever? None? Smh bros need to kiss at least once. Or maybe just have Harvey info dump about planes to Elliot and he makes cute little plane poems for him when he's upset or stressed or generally being himself.

• Sam x Sebastian

Lets be honest with ourselves. We knew this was going to be on here, so I'm not putting down anything else.

• Maru x Penny x Abigail

This one will be long, so buckle in.

Maru and Penny were already best friends for being real good at academics. Maru and Penny like Abigail cause she's adventurous and outgoing and low-key hot. And Abigail likes Penny and Maru cause at first it was help with homework (Penny is such an easy mark to cheat off of, and Maru was Sebastian's half sister so also easy access) and then all 3 of them have an identity crisis of "oh no, I like 2 people, and they're BOTH GIRLS" but then they all meet up and do that awkward confession where one person was going to but the others started as well and its really silly except Abigail was just louder so as Penny and Maru were like "no you can go first" girl was just like "Y'ALL HOT A.F."

• Emily x Sandy

Again, we knew this would be on here. Gemstone and star signs lesbian meets cocky road trip and pot lesbian and they hit each other's joints we know this.

• Alex x Haley

Not in the jock x cheerleader way, but in the "my past has probably lead me to be a masochist" x "my past has probably lead me to be a sadist"

• Leah

I don't think she has a town partner, but she definitely finds a cute chick while visiting zuzu city for a trip with sandy (cause they bros no homo) that's really into foraging and that girl moves in with her. Her name would be like Zoey or Cindy or something.

• Shane

for Shane I think he is somewhat aro/ace (willing but not needed or nessisarily wanted) so he just wouldn't, but if he did it'd be some sort of qpr with Emily (w/o kissing. Watching you people. Girl is still a lesbian homeboy just needs physical affection once in a while.)

#stardew valley #stardew shane #sdv #stardew sebastian #sdv sebastian #sdv shane #sdv harvey #stardew #sdv elliott #sdv haley #sdv leah #sdv emily #sdv maru #sdv penny #sdv abigail #abigail sdv #maru sdv #emily sdv #leah sdv #haley sdv #sam sdv #sdv bachelors #stardew bachelors #sdv bachelorettes #stardew bachelorettes #sdv headcanons #Sdv romance headcanons #sapphic #wlw #lesbianism

[loomize]

girlies!! I love them <3

#stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley bachelorettes #stardew bachelorettes #sdv fanart #sdv bachelorettes #penny sdv #leah sdv #maru sdv #abigail sdv #emily sdv #haley sdv #fanart #loomart

[artbykiera]

bachelorettes!!

#artists on tumblr #digital art #artwork #sketch #drawing #character design #digital illustration #character art #fanart #stardew valley #stardew bachelorettes #stardew haley #stardew leah #stardew maru #stardew emily #stardew penny #stardew abigail #stardew fanart

[weirdlynotspecific]

What your favorite stardew ship says about you!

(this is just a joke, all of this is for funsies)

Farmer x any of the bachelors/bachelorettes: you're an average player

Farmer x Robin: it was love at first sight at the beginning of the game and were heartbroken when you learned she's married

Farmer x Wizard: you're a bit of a freak

Haley x Alex: You like the cheerleader/jock trope

Haley x Leah: you either like lesbians or you're a lesbian

Harvey x Maru: you like smart people together and root for the underdog

Harvey x Shane: you desperately want Shane to go to therapy and this is the next best thing. You also probably enjoy older gay couples

Emily x Shane: you saw that she was nice to him and shipped it because good lord Shane needs friends

Emily x Clint: you're an incel

Elliott x Leah: you're an artist, and you like ships that are pretty bland

Marnie x Lewis: you live for drama

Sam x Penny: hi there the 80s called, they want their trope back

Sam x Sebastian: you enjoy alternative aesthetics and like the way they both enjoy each other's hobbies while having their own. You're also probably some kind of neurodivergent

Abigail x Sebastian: you think alternative couples are cute and prefer to stick with the canon

Abigail x Haley: YOUR HIGHSCHOOL BULLY IS NOT HOT, YOU JUST NEED THERAPY. Also angry lesbians that can and would kill you, love to see it

Abigail x Sam: you live to cause issues, don't you?

Caroline x Wizard: refer to the last ship

Alex x Sebastian: you love to see the highschool bully have a redemption arc

Linus x Morris: who hurt you?

#stardew valley #stardew farmer #stardew shane #stardew haley #stardew elliott #stardew wizard #stardew sebastian #stardew sam #stardew shitpost #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #sam x sebastian #harvey x shane #oh my god im not tagging them all