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vexypest · 16 hours
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What’s your mornings usually like?
I wake up in the morning feeling like P-ditty, grab my glasses, I’m out the door I’m bouta hit this city. Before I leave, I brush my teeth with a bottle of jack.
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vexypest · 1 day
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Mothers day is coming up and I have the most insane idea for a gift
I’m gonna make her a blanket with her favourite tarot card!:D super excited to work on this.
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vexypest · 1 day
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What happened between you and Candy girl?? I’m so confused.
She made me uncomfortable. I told her why I was uncomfortable multiple times and instead of working on herself she either decided she should leave her account and block me or decide I was a bully. I don’t have anything against her, but I am uncomfortable with how she interacts with me, and I’m not sure how to talk to her. She used to ‘be in love’ with me, and that kind of made me freaked out because she doesn’t know me at all; we’ve never seen each others faces, she doesn’t even know my name. So it just stopped being fun to interact with her because I never knew if she took what I said seriously and I didn’t want to encourage whatever that was.
She took everything too seriously, this is the equivalent of discord drama. It’s not that serious but she wanted it to be, and she ended up making things harder for herself. I’m not impressed and frankly I’m glad she’s taking a break. Hopefully she’ll realize nothing on Tumblr is actually important or to be taken seriously.
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vexypest · 1 day
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Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered
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vexypest · 2 days
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YALL…
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did not realize how much I improved oh my GOD. I sm so happy right now
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vexypest · 2 days
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what started out as emo lawrence MIGHT turn into jeff the killer...idk yet
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vexypest · 2 days
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What if i ate you
I haven’t showered in a week and I know you haven’t brushed your teeth in years. I don’t think either of us would enjoy that.
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vexypest · 2 days
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i keep saying I’m getting a haircut and never do BUT IM DOING IT THIS WEEKEND YAY I won’t look like a muppet anymore
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vexypest · 2 days
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how is my little omega 😼
Nyah! I’m great now that alphas here!!owo
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vexypest · 2 days
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SOFT ASKS ‼️‼️
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30
B)
16: I’m really really happy you decided to talk to me. You’re an amazing person, I love talking to you you make my day brighter. You’re incredibly smart, have an amazing sense of humour, and look absolutely stunning.
20: I want to GO HOME AND TAKE A NAP WITH MY DOGS
30: the smell of old paint, tobacco, leather, and thick blankets make me think of home:)
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vexypest · 3 days
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a wip while I do school shit
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vexypest · 3 days
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1 & 2?? :DD
what song makes me feel better: this is embarrassing but that one song that’s like ‘six foot tall and super strong we always get along’. It just makes me smile idk why
feel good movie: I don’t really watch movies all that much but I do watch the old Beatrix potter cartoons when I’m sad because they’re just NICE
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vexypest · 3 days
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soft asks to get to know people
what song makes you feel better?
what’s your feel-good movie?
what’s your favorite candle scent?
what flower would you like to be given?
who do you feel most you around?
say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical).
what color brings you peace?
tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good. 
what calms you down?
what’s something you’re excited for?
what’s your ideal date?
how are you?
what’s your comfort food?
favorite feel-good show?
for every emoji you get, tag someone and describe them in one word.
compliment the person who sent you this number.
fairy lights or LED lights?
do you still love stuffed animals?
most important thing in your life?
what do you want most in the world right now?
if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?
what would you say to your future self?
favorite piece of clothing?
what’s something you do to de-stress?
what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc.)
what movie would you want to live in?
which character would you want to be?
hugs or hand-holding?
morning, afternoon or night?
what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?
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vexypest · 3 days
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anemic bitches when the hot shower starts feeling like i need to sit down
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vexypest · 3 days
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I want to hug him.
(And eat)
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vexypest · 3 days
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does this post make sense??? is it comprehensible???
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