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fandomnerd9602 · 10 months

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Y/N, Spideypool, approaches Miguel…

Y/N: so you like Lego Spidey the best?

Miguel: he’s our best guy

Y/N: and you hate Miles Morales

Miguel: I wouldn’t say hate-

Y/N: what about a Lego Miles Morales?

Lego Miles: hey guys

Miguel looks so conflicted…

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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months

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Miguel: everything is accounted for in the multiverse

Spideypool: what about Madame Web?

Miguel: we don’t mention her!

Spideypool: I didn’t think the movie was that bad.

Gwen: what has he got against Madame Web?

Spideypool: she kissed him and ditched him?

Miguel: no!

Spideypool: Denial isn’t just a River in Utah

Miguel: Egypt!!

Spideypool: Egypt?! I loved you in Moon Knight

Miguel screams in frustration…

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fandomnerd9602 · 21 days

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Y/N, Spideypool, walks into the hallway clutching his back…

Y/N: my back! My back!

Peter B: oh did you jump off a building and slam into a bunch of cars like Peter 2?

Y/N: uhh…close

Peter B: close?

Gwen strolls out and grabs Y/N…

Gwen: (purrs) baby I’m not done with you yet

Y/N: Peter! Help me! Or call the heads of Sony and get them to approve an R rated cut of this!!

Gwen drags her lover right back into their room and slams the door…

Peter B:

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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months

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Y/N, Spideypool hangs upside down as Gwen walks past them…

Gwen: what are you doing?

Y/N: waiting for you to pass, beautiful.

Gwen: you trying to get me to kiss you?

Y/N: yes

Gwen: you didn’t need to hang upside down for that

Gwen kisses Y/N…

Y/N: also…I’m stuck.

Gwen: yeah I figured

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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months

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Spideypool, Y/N, lands in front of Madame Web…

Web: are you okay?

Y/N screams…

Web: what’s wrong??

Y/N: Anastasia Steele?! Nope! Nope! Just nope!!! I do not consent!!!

Y/N jumps back out into the multiverse…

Web: who’s Anastasia Steele?

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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months

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Y/N, Spideypool, yanks Anya off the subway…

Anya: who was that?!

Y/N: Sims, a discount Terminator dude. What is it with you?

Anya: what??

Y/N: first Sweet Girl now this movie. What is it with Isabela Merced and tense scenes set on subways?

Anya:

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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months

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Spideypool: so…how does this connect to my best buddy, Spider-Man?

Julia: there’s a Spider Man?

Spideypool: yep. And he’s dreamy Peter Parker

Web: Ben’s nephew, Peter?!

Spideypool: oh yeah. Wait! Ben’s still alive?!

Mattie: Peter’s a baby

Spideypool: oh…is he Andrew or Tom?

Anya: I thought his names Peter

Spideypool: it is Peter! Does he secretly have a British accent or not?!

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fandomnerd9602 · 9 months

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M!Reader is dating Barbie and the Spider-Man of the Barbie Universe (the real world). Spider society is shocked and fangirling when he decides to bring Barbie to the spider HG

Spiderypool: “Oh! My! GOD!” *screaming excitedly and passing out in Peter B Parker arms*

Y/N brings in Barbie...

Y/N: hey guys this is my girlfriend, Barbie.

Barbie: hey guys

Spideypool: ohmygosh! (squees in delight before fainting)

Peter B: great. now I gotta take care for Spideypool. pleasure meeting you, Barbie.

Y/N: well okay then.

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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months

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Spideypool approaches Julia…

Spideypool: nice skirt, very fashionable

Julia: you’re not gonna make some joke about lifting it up are you?

Spideypool: no. I have my limits.

Julia stares off…

Spideypool: what’s wrong, She’s All That?

Julia: m-my dad doesn’t want me

Spideypool: you know what you do when that happens? You go find people who will love you.

Julia: thank you, Spideypool

Spideypool: I have my moments. Now if you excuse me, I gotta go slice the head of the villain chasing you. Oh wait this is PG-13, crap! Well just crush him with a Pepsi sign.

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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months

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Older Madame Web appears to Cassie…

Madame: guard your eyes! And your spine!

Cassie: why?

Madame: because we go blind and Spideypool will try to recruit us as his version of Blind Al

Cassie:

Spideypool: Webbie? Where are you? I need my old blind and wise roomie!

Madame: pray for me

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fandomnerd9602 · 10 months

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could you do one with spiderpool reader and little mayday, she gets hurt so reader pulls out his gun and threatens whomever/whatever that hurt her.

Y/n aims guns ‘look away mayday’

Mayday cries…

Y/N aims his gun at the goon’s head…

Y/N: you made my little multiverse sister cry!

Goon: I didn’t mean to! I was only trying to shoot you!!

Y/N: look away May May. Im about to make the chimichangas

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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months

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Miguel: Miles is an anomaly and he must be held here!

Y/N, Spideypool, holds Lego Spider-Man at gun point…

Y/N: let Morales go or I will unalive this minifig!

Lego: a regular gun won’t work on-

Y/N pulls out a Lego gun…

Lego: ohmy- do what he says, OHara!

Miguel: don’t be rash!!!

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fandomnerd9602 · 6 months

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Y/N, Spideypool, flirts with Lady Death

Y/N: so you come here often?

Death: you’re incorrigible

Y/N: your figure is so perfect, Barbie dolls are jealous

Death: are you really flirting with me?

Y/N: honey I’ve been shot at, stabbed, blasted nearly every day of my life, it’s not the first time I’ve flirted with death

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fandomnerd9602 · 10 months

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Y/N: just admit…you love us. Me, Gwen, Miles, little May

Hobie: love is just an emotion that fascists can control

Y/N hugs Hobie…

Hobie: huh?

Y/N: I love you bro

Hobie: (laughs) I and you, mate

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fandomnerd9602 · 10 months

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Could you do a story where spideypool reader walks in and makes a beeline for Peter B parker.

‘where is my little maymay’

‘she’s been kidnapped’

reader draws and checks his gun ‘im ready’

‘im kidding she is having a diaper change, but good to know you’ll protect her at all cost’

‘Maymay’, reader yells when mj comes in with her.

Y/N: Maymay! My favorite little multiverse sister!

Peter and MJ watch Y/N holding little May...

Peter: i guess beauty soothes the savage beast

MJ: think we can get Y/N to babysit?

Y/N: I'll do it!! Free of charge!

Y/N hugs May tight...

Y/N: (whispers) I won't let anyone hurt you Maymay

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fandomnerd9602 · 10 months

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Spideypool knows EVERY Spider person's birthday don't ask how he knows and plans everything by himself

Y/N, Spideypool, runs thru the HQ with cupcakes…

Y/N: happy birthday Pete! happy birthday Pete! happy birthday Peter!

Gwen: are seriously giving cupcakes to every Peter Parker?

Y/N: No! I’m also giving motor oil to Peter Parked Car!

The Spider Buggy honks happily…

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