#Spencer is like. the Worst

[bruhstation]

What does Mallard think of Spencer? I just wanna see more of your Mallard <3<3

as taken from this post:

"mallard is a special case. he doesn’t care about what hatedom spencer is doing or what he does because mallard believes he deserves better than to pay attention to any of the gresley drama. oftentimes mallard’s the provocator that pushes spencer’s buttons juuust enough to start the hating reaction out of him and then back out to say “see I told you spencer’s a nutjob” to anyone nearby (usually ryan)"

in addition, mallard thinks lowly of spencer. sure, he's the duke and duchess of boxford's special chauffeur who looks untouchable, but mallard knows exactly what to say or do to make spencer's posh, collected persona crumble and paint him as some violent, brash ticking time bomb in front of his peers. why? he's tired of spencer getting everything handed to him on a silver platter and believes he is delivering some kind of retribution to spencer for everything he's said and done (not that mallard cares about how gordon and scott have been hurt by him. it's mostly to satisfy his own boredom)

trying to tell your brother to stop being a huge jerk which always fails again and again isn't fun! however annoying and humiliating him in front of the people he's trying to impress, is.

spencer's heartbeat quickens whenever he spots mallard in a 50 yard range

#asks #b1anketplask #ttte mallard #ttte spencer #senjart #casa tidmouth #SODOR'S WORST HATER AND HIS BROTHER MAL ODENKIRK GO TOE TO TOE #seriously spencer's side of the gresley family is extremely horrible and unsupportive. like horrendous even

[snarkylinda]

HOLD THE FUCK ON THE DELETED "DEMONS" SCENE IS SO CUTE 😭😭 Alex going full "bro you got shot like a day ago, sit your ass down for five minutes." As Penny just "hmph" ed on the background as Spencer is all "....do I really have to? ugh fine, thanks for treating me like a human being or whatever" which makes it even funnier that on the plane scene bro was out on the couch lmao

The satisfied smile too lmao

#also the girls are right dude you look like crap #pretty crap. but crap #criminal minds #spencer reid #alex blake #penelope garcia #he has that ´considering how this is the worst that happened to me this season I am feeling some bs on the future´ energy

[aardvaark]

prentiss in demonology: people thought i was a bad influence when i was a teen

everyone in the BAU: you? reallly? that’s kind of surprising, i don’t see why they’d think that.

[a few seasons go by]

everyone in the BAU: ohhh yeah okay i see it now

#criminal minds #emily prentiss #criminal minds incorrect quotes #in s2/3 she was trying hard to fit in (which gideon even directly comments on) #so she was all polite and professional and Normal TM #then by s6 she’s revealed to be an international spy who runs away and faked her death #and by like s13 she’s deleting incriminating recordings to get spencer out of prison #but even between all that she’s like. sin to win weekend. super hungover before getting on the jet. constantly changing jobs and countries. #has never had a stable relationship. biggest trust issues you’ve ever seen. sarcastic and a dick (affectionate) to local PD and others. #flirting with suspects. says flirting with a possible murderer and generally sexist annoying guy is not her worst date. #lies to her compulsory therapist. gets a cat instead of attempting to have a stable relationship. #i love her but she’s MESSY. actually more like… i love her AND she’s messy. not in spite of the messiness yk

[apathyfairy]

northern downpour by panic at the disco* is so good!

*panic at the disco refers to the pop punk band that was together from 2004 to 2015**, not the brendon urie solo project which lasted from 2015** to 2023

**2015 refers to the year spencer smith left the band leaving brendon urie as the only remaining original member

#i was going to make a post that said everyone hates panic until northern downpour comes on but then i was like ok wait. bc arguably no one #hate hates real panic. it just was what it was with the 4 of them and we were all here for it. #so then id have to specify that i mean early panic and not brendon variety hour so the question is #how do you even talk about panic and the answer is i guess you dont #even saying 2004 to 2015 is iffy bc like personally i consider vices to be the last panic album but i think too weird was pretty well liked #not by me but id say a lot of people? idk maybe not i have no idea but then death of a bachelor is absolutely a brendon solo album #in my head like dallon and spencer where. anyway worst band to talk about just awful #the way brendon ruined the whole patd legacy....

[theshadowrealmitself]

I’m glad that Henry turned the job offer down, he doesn’t even actually help them that much, he’ll usually just go “Shawn I’m not a part of this >:(“ then bring up hats or maybe something mildly useful and that’s it!

Which is fine since it’s not his job, it’s Shawn’s, but oh my god I did not like Chief Vick thinking he helps way more than he actually does

#I’ve been trying to keep my mind open while watching psych cause I know a lot of people don’t like Henry #and a lot of times what happens in fandom is that a character is mildly unlikeable #and then their pit through the echo chamber of fandom #and suddenly everyone thinks they’re the absolute worst #but even rewatching this with an open mind I’m starting to really be unable to stand this dude #and I don’t think it’s just my father issues at work #psych season 4 spoilers #psych #henry spencer #chief Vick

[drspencerweed]

watching random reruns on cable and my current opinion is this: season 14 could’ve literally been the best if they hadn’t ruined it with Truth or Dare and instead made Ralvez canon

#like I love the whole team in season 14 #but then fucking truth or dare made it the worst I just have such a bad taste in my mouth #also Spencer is hot as FUCK this season like truly peak post prison spencer and so sexy #I love his confidence this season

[sseureki]

Spencer, you’re so wrong.

#all american #allamericanedit #spelivia #spencer james #olivia baker #spencer x olivia #olivia x spencer #top 3 worst pains i've ever felt #daniel ezra #samantha logan #i was so mad like girl was sad looking at your side of the bed that morning #don't piss me off

[original-missif]

Hey I've been going through your NFHCC AU tag and I absolutely need to know when Eliot decided to tell Nate and Sophie hes a triplet. Like, did they run into them on a job and are they confused? Or did it just randomly come out one day?

Oh man, I can't believe I have an actual answer for this rather than just speculation. Thank you for asking ^u^

This is a bit of a spoiler for The Hitter Job, Extended Edition, but Nate and Sophie aren't actually the first ones to discover Eliot's blood relations. It's Hardison!

After discovering that Eliot Spencer has only existed for just under 2 years, Hardison, in innocent curiosity, digs in and discovers Eliot's real last name is Stone, and he has two brothers. He doesn't immediately go to Nate with the information, because the deeper Hardison goes the more information he gets and the picture this new information keeps getting worse. Only when Hardison feels comfortable and able to tell Nate about Eliot and his secret brothers and last name (amoung other more upsetting info) does he actually do so.

So for a while only Hardison and Nate are aware of Eliot's brothers and father, and they keep it that way. Nate is, of course, hurt that he didn't know this about one of his kids (it's a similar emotion to when he met Archie) but Eliot is almost 18 and Nate knows how easy it would be to loose the trust Eliot has in him, so he says nothing about it. I don't think it's until a job almost a year later, when the Stone triplets are all 18, does the Leverage team accidentally cross paths with both the Librarians and the Cebu trio.

It's a mess lol, but the mess ends with Eliot, Alex, and Jake all reuniting after 3 years of being apart, and the Leverage team and Librarians (as well as Kai and Ernesto) finally meeting their respective triplet's brothers and friends and guardians.

So while Nate finds out about Eliot's brothers before Sophie, and while Sophie isn't exactly happy Nate kept it from her, Sophie Devereaux (and Parker as well) is absolutely the one who understands why Eliot changed his name and never told her or Nate about his brothers. And while both Nate and Sophie aren't glad they find out by accident and not because Eliot chose to tell them, they understand why he didn't, and most likely never would have had the crossover not happened.

#the crossover event is one of the worst days of eliot's life #because it's everything he was forced to leave behind and stay away from #and he's only been able to get updates on his brothers recently when he starts therapy with col. baird #and for jake and alex he totally dropped off the map so they're not happy but are happy and it's a lot of emotions they weren't ready for #it's also the most confusing day ever for parker cassandra and zeke and kai because there's 3 of them?????? #parker and zeke watched US (2019) or have met doppelgangers and aren't totally convinced one of those options isn't whats really going on #when sophie learns jacob is an art prodigy she's so happy #finally another art nerd to talk about art with. and he's so polite and such a gentleman #and thats how jacob stone outshines eliot spencer in terms of ways sophie can talk to teenagers #kai learns that eliot and the team are all criminals and has to fight every urge she has to call the cops on them or arrest them herself #all because ernesto said they were obviously very close to alex's brother and they didn't see them doing anything illegal #cassandra and hardison and zeke immediately click because science and technology nerds #and jake gives eliot the BIGGEST LOOK because zeke was bad enough before but now eliot has introduced him to other criminals #and worse still is that zeke has heard of parker and is 100% for teaming up with the criminals to do crime #i feel like ernesto is in that awkward between teen and adult stage so he just hangs back to watch out for kai and alex #who is trying very hard not to freak out and not punch eliot directly in the face #nate ford's home for criminal children au #leverage teens au #almost paradise #the librarians #ckane triplets #stone triplets #ask #takemyhand-bitch #reply

[thelikesoffinn]

Hello. I hereby formally apply as Matthew Gray Gublers Girlfriend, should he be in need of such.

Voluptuous, certified non-racist - I'm a social worker. it's basically a requirement - who is definitely neither lesbian nor actress or felon.

Totally fine with whistling; will sing along if I know the song. Sings a lot in general, preferably musicals and old country songs.

Autumn is my personal high time of the year, so regular walks will be required during that time - let's look at some ducks while we're at it! I love ducks.

I also would like a little time each day to discuss my current film and book obsessions - fine with just being listened to, but would definitely prefer an actual discussion.

Be warned, my cat and I are a package deal.

Other than that, i'm easy to care for, as long as granted a good amount of near-casual skinship and long talks about every little thing on this lovely earth - all in exchange for homemade food and a loyal companion who's honest and always on your side.

P.S. You know what's best?

I also wriggle my feet to sleep.

#how can someone be so sweet? #like #seriously #i nearly keeled over while reading this #he seems so incredibly nice! #jesus christ #matthew gray gubler #mgg #spencer reid #and you know what's the worst thing? #if this was a fanfiction #my method would totally work

[only-one-brain-cell]

Why does Spencer’s hair have to look it’s best while Spencer is interviewing a man clamming he’s been held hostage for a year.

#criminal minds #criminal minds 13x22 #spencer reid #tbh the entire fit slaps too #but the hair is extremely important #why does he pick the worst moments to look his absolute BEST #like sir save that energy for Rossis dinner parties #especially if Will is there 😂😂😂😂

[thefiddlingdeath]

Kids at work: insulting each other by telling each other that they are gay

Meanwhile me:

Brush: Nice Line and Mr.Liner by Esben Lash

#kingsman #percilot #percival #lancelot #james spencer #sketch #wip #I’m currently volunteering in a school and kids these days are really the worst #some kids #some others are great #but it really is the minority #i feel sorry for them to be honest #I’m out of school for only half a year and still get culture shocked on a regular basis #At least now I know that I don’t want to become a teacher #i sound like a boomer #my art

[cutemothman]

every episode of pll

aria, spencer, and hanna: we have to figure out who a is!!!!!!!!!

emily's subplot:

#i mean they all take turns being targeted but emily gets the worst of it #she deals with homophobia accidental steriods car through the house mom getting investigated by cps #meanwhile aria is like “which boring white guy am i gonna kiss this week!” #i guess hanna's mom did go to jail so there's that #and spencer's drug addiction #you know what damn they all suffer #pll

[snarkylinda]

*grabs microphone* what Spencer and Cat had was some really iffy form of abuse bordering on sexual harrasment. He made clear more than once that he wouldn't want to ever be near her if it wasn't for the fact she literally took innocent people to force him and the sole SIGHT of her triggered an damn panic attack. While I do find their banter kind of fun due to the performances (and Entropy got me GAGGED ngl) there is not denying he was her plaything; Spencer literally called his new girlfriend for some cryptic confort because she had him that messed up. She literally went to his apparment to taint any good memory he had with Max.

If Cat got the chance, I am 100% sure she would had raped him when he was high like she said. She obviously sees him as her toy so why not go the extra leght??

And I don't appreciate the rest of the team and said girlfriend joking about it tbh.

#'hehe is a woman making an dude felt like the absolutely worst. isn't that funny guys??' no its not. #criminal minds #spencer reid #also her sitting on his lap and touching his torso and shit #'didn't spencer joke about liking bad girls too' he joked about his father leaving when he was 10. didn't messed him up any lesd

[mean-scarlet-deceiver]

"Squeak, Rattle, and Roll" is clearly one of the highlights of S8.

At the same time I think the Fat Controller should be concerned that two of his, so help me, "Steam Team" were absolutely 100% convinced that he was about to send them to the scrapyard. Within the same season.

While he's at it, he appears to have a third engine who can't seem to break 5 mph, plus the coaches are getting the hell bashed out of them on a regular basis.

So, like. Topham. Get it together. Your railway is kinda in shambles, man.

#/lh #ttte season 8 #why is the first episode of the season deadass the worst #why is the edward and spencer episode probably the best known of the lot but also kinda one of the worst #why is squeak rattle and roll the best one here but *still* kinda underrated within the fandom #like it was an episode that actually made me feel feelings by the end of it... help #also kips is right emily's new run is an S8 highlight too #mostly because of that scene at the end #with all the relief and delight and seals #... it's a very pretty set they made for the black loch whatever are there other episodes where we get to enjoy it? #also every time i'm never actually paying attention at the end #does james genuinely not like the black loch run or was he just trying to scare emily off it i'm still not clear #ttte episode talk #... railway inspection time is an vastly under-utilized ttte plot device tbh #like the way the show handles it is never great but i could stand to see a lot more Inspection Day content! #thank you for coming to my ted tags #ttte plot inspiration

[mangotortoise]

Ok but like how am I supposed to be normal about Elephant's Memory

#Criminal Minds #Spencer Reid #Maybe it's because my parents met at AA before I was born but even the worst addiction arcs #(And this arc was fuckin botched don't get me wrong) #But they like hit me in A Certain Way #And always make me cry just a lil #Especially because they tied this in with his goddamned bullied backstory wtf #Addiction tw #Bullying tw #Anywho that was me being emotional I'm done for tonight #no thots head empty

[gosminhas]

revisiting pll after years since its been finished bc it was my favorite tv show as a pre teen and i thought it'd be fun but zamnnn the amount of groomers is crazy marlene was flipping a coin every time a new guy was introduced to decide whether he'd be a predator or not

#ofc i remembered abt ezra #but all melissa's bfs flirting with spencer opened a long locked door in my mind #and god. all those guys should be in JAIL #the worst part is how no one gaf #like melissa and their parents blaming spencer for WRECKING her wedding??!?! #THIS GROWN ASS MAN CHEATED ON YOUR DAUGHTER WITH HER 16YO SISTER BFR #at some point she tells her sister “i'm only 16 and i'm tired” and i feel likw this line was wasted #like.. no purpose... what were the writers thinking #ah. and ezra again. this man should be killed at a square in the middle of the city with a whole audience watching #it's still fun to watch tho.. just skipping through some scenes