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incorrect-malfoys · 29 days
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Rodolphus: Your garden is impressive
Narcissa: Thanks
Bellatrix: Are the tomatoes waving at me?
Narcissa: Yeah, they do that. You should probably wave back. They get angry if you don’t
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Dark Faerie: I like your nails! Air Faerie: Thanks! I was born with them! Dark Faerie: I was talking about your nail polish…
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Wendy: you chose him?
Linda: Yeah
Wendy: You saw the pompous asshole-y one and thought, ‘Ah, yes. Perfect.’?
Linda: … Yeah
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Auden: I will not stand for this!
Baonn: Then sit down! This is gonna happen whether you like it or not!
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wrongweaponsdrawn · 6 months
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context: tippet is livid that his halloween party is ruined
Tippet, mad: “Who is your leader?”
Pink detective, lying: “Well… It depends on the day really.”
The Narrator: “You spoke first. You shall be the leader this loop.”
Pink detective: “Shit.”
(Source: @givethispromptatry)
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shittymurderparty · 2 years
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for the schmookie shippers
Redacted: “Just waiting for the day you consider her a lost cause so I can kill her!”
Schmitty: “Do you honestly expect me to give up on Sandy just so you can kidnap her?”
Redacted: “Dude, after hearing what she’s said when you aren’t there, the fact that I’m waiting for your go ahead is a sign of amazing growth.”
(source: @givethispromptatry)
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Toriko: Please?
Sorawo: Dude, can't we ever just hang out by, like, watching a movie or something? Do we always have to go hunt ghosts?
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incorrectbensler · 3 years
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Elliot: You can’t keep getting kidnapped to avoid paperwork!
Olivia: I can and will!
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Rico: My back hurts so bad.
Rebel: From what?
Rico: From carrying this fucking team! God, it’s like you guys don’t know how to do anything!
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incorrectspquotes · 4 years
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Skulduggery: Are you okay?
Valkyrie: That’s a dumb question.
Skulduggery: Not really. Your responses always tell me your mood. 'Yeah’ or 'I’m good’ are usually truthful. 'Fine’ isn’t really fine. Sarcasm means you aren’t okay but you will be and anger means you really want some help.
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Brynn: Why do you do these things?! Hanso: To impress you. Brynn: You know what would impress me at this point?! You staying out of danger for twenty-four hours!
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Jesse, cheerfully: Once upon a time, I was a kid going about my day...
Jesse: Then sh*t happened...
Jesse: And now we're here!
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Lady Briwal: Give up.
Lady Briwal: You’re all alone.
Lady Briwal: Not even your precious ‘found family’ can help you this time!
Lawson: Are you sure about that?
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wrongweaponsdrawn · 5 months
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Tippet: “Who is your leader?”
Pink detective, lying: “Well… It depends on the day really.”
The Narrator: “You spoke first. You shall be the leader today.”
Pink detective: “Shit.”
(Source: @givethispromptatry)
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Elise: I don’t know why you’re mad.
Dan*: Dan fucking bit me!
Elise: He told you he was going to if you didn’t stop. You continued so he bit you. At this point, it’s your fault.
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Andy Greene: I need you to look at me when I’m speaking so I know you at least tried to hear me!
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