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Auden: I'd much rather defend my statement with a sword than with five paragraphs of evidence.
Auden: I took fencing practice, I know how to properly hold a foil
Auden: Have at you, you fucking casual
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Baonn: Ugh, moms are tough. I immediately get nervous. I start sweating. I want moms to like me so much.
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Auden: We respect each other now.
Baonn: That鈥檚 very kind of you to presume how I feel about you, Auden.
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Deorwine: How do you usually meet people?
Lawson: I鈥檓 retired.
Deorwine: 鈥rom meeting people?
Lawson: I know enough people already.
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Lawson: Baonn, when you started that joke, I was convinced I wasn鈥檛 gonna like it. But then when you finished it, you really won me over.
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Aldora: I mean, I typically try not to worry the people in my life. It just keeps happening anyway.
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Deorwine: Maybe it鈥檚 not a full Armageddon, but it definitely feels like one with how much this duck is crying.
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Aldora: Let's say you're on a train car barrelling down the tracks. In front of you are 5 peo-
Lawson: *Sigh* This is the trolley problem, isn't it?
Aldora:
Aldora: Yeah
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Baonn: See I can work along with you, I just choose not to.
Auden: It's good to know it's all malice.
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Auden: When they have a midnuh- a midlife crisis.
Lawson: A midnight crisis?
Auden: A midnight crisis.
Baonn: A mid-nut crisis?
Auden: ... mid-nut crisis.
Aldora: That鈥檚 what happens before post-nut clarity. Mid-nut crisis
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Baonn: I think you could pull off frosted tips
Lawson: I appreciate that, but I think you're lying for your own amusement
Baonn: I would never do that.
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Lawson: shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty
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I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS STORY FOR OVER 3 YEARS?????
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Baonn: *Making weird noises.*
Auden: This sucks and I'm mad
Baonn: *Continuing to make weird noises.*
Auden: You can make all the noises you want, but I'm never forgiving you this.
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Deorwine: Auden
Auden: Yeah
Deorwine: Auden
Auden: Yeah
Deorwine: Auden. Look at me.
Auden: I'm looking.
Deorwine: You're so tall.
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Lawson: Baonn, give me your face.
Lawson: You're really cool.
*Baonn grabs his hands*
Lawson: Stop!
Baonn: Now put your hands on my face and say it.
Lawson, holding Baonn's face: You're really cool.
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Auden: And another thing! You do a revolting imitation of me!
Baonn: So do you!
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