#Sloth Q’s

[justarandomsloth]

Why hello I hear you are requesting fake fic titles. Let me introduce myself, I am the Fake Fic thief, I will steal them if I find motivation.

Going Away (but not forever)

Love is bigger than the Mountains

Let's Show Them

Why yes I AM accepting fake fic titles!

(And if you like them by all means steal them cause I don’t have the motivation to write them-)

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Going Away (But Not Forever)

—Tubbo and Ranboo had lived a happy life together. Sure it wasn’t the best and they were always on the run due to their hybrid features. At least it had been happy….up until they had gotten caught.

Tubbo assumed they had been around 14 since they were caught and they had stayed together for about a year and a half.

It didn’t matter now though, Tubbo had escaped and the experiments were finally over. He had found the directions to the second base were Ranboo was being held and he was determined to find him.

They had promised each other before they had been split apart that they would find each other, some way, some how. He didn’t intend to break that promise now.

—Tubbo felt dizzy.

It had been easy enough to find where Ranboo was being kept and he now stood in front of his best friend’s cell.

Even though his eyes were now a deep, glowing purple and he had sharper teeth, there was no mistaking the boy in the cage as Ranboo.

Ranboo, who now also happened to be over 50ft tall…

As the other’s purple eyes snapped over to him and the teen let out a vwoop that Tubbo could feel in his chest…

The brunette could only stare on in terror.

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Love is Bigger Than the Mountains

—Techno is a well known giant hunter who was said to be cruel and heartless. Ranboo was surprised when he found out that that wasn’t necessarily the case.

Well… the sizeshifter had no doubts that if Techno knew what he was, he would be dead. The hunter was still good company, even if he was good company to a lie.

And he couldn’t exactly leave. The man was already suspicious and if he just left now…

Ranboo shuddered. For now all he could do was stick with Techno and hope his shifting didn’t betray him.

—Techno knew something was odd about the kid. He had found the boy in the middle of the woods as he was tracking his next giant. The pink-haired man was amazed that he had managed to survive so long and hadn’t been picked up by a giant yet. Techno just chalked it up to dumb luck.

Still….he warned the lanky teen to stay close to him, just in case. He didn't care, not at all, he just…didn’t want the teen to be kidnapped by a bloodthirsty giant. He wasn’t THAT heartless.

—As the days pass by the two find themselves enjoying each other’s company more and more.

Techno teaches Ranboo how to set snares to catch food. The teen in turn shows him which of the giant mushrooms are edible in the forest.

More than once the hunter has had to scare off some of the smaller predators that inhabit the giant forest but it hasn’t been an issue…until now.

—The duo had been walking along when a snarl that shook the ground rang out from behind them. Techno’s stomach filled with dread as turned around and saw the giant panther.

It’s velvety dark coat rippled as he jumped down silently from a tree. They were said to be extinct but this one obviously wasn’t.

The hunter was barely twice the size of a mouse compared to the large cat, and he knew this was a fight he couldn’t win.

Techno heard a gasp behind him. Well...he could at least provide a chance to escape.

“Ranboo, when I say go, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction and don’t look back.”

He kept his eyes firmly on the beast but he could barely see Ranboo nodding, a grim look of determination on his face.

He took a deep breath and carefully drew his sword, making sure that all of the feline’s attention was on him.

Techno raised his weapon, shouted “Go!”, and began charging towards the panther. As the cat ran forward to meet him he braced himself to feel sharp claws tear across his body.

But they never did.

Techno opened to eyes to see that the feline had been flung against a tree, and now stood growling at a giant Ranboo. The hunter heard as the sizeshifter growled back, an inhumane sound that tore itself from the boys throat.

The panther leaped and dragged its claws down Ranboo’s arm before he threw it again, this time harder.

The black cat shakily stood up band limped away, defeated.

Techno felt his heart stop as a set of massive eyes locked onto his movement. He wasn’t easily surprised but this was….something he hadn’t expected.

The hunter met the giants gaze and he feebly raised his sword.

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Let’s Show Them

—Tommy had just wanted to prove that he COULD be helpful and do things in his own, that was all.

That’s why one morning he woke up early and made his way to the kitchen, determined to make break.

Was it easier to just have one of the humans make breakfast, sure. But was Tommy going to use common sense and logic?? Absolutely not!

He had actually managed to get all of the ingredients out! But then tragedy struck.

The tiny had slipped on some spilled water and had fallen right into the sink! Now all he could do was wait.

—When Wilbur had found him, asleep in then sink the first thing he did was gently carry him upstairs and put him to bed. (After snapping a picture of course.)

He was nice enough that when Tommy woke up late the didn’t mention his little mishap in the sink.

Besides, Tommy will see the picture in the photo album soon enough.

—

(I’m sorry I didn’t have a lot for the last one—)

#mcyt g/t #dsmp g/t #Sloth Q’s #g/t fake fic titles #sizeshifter!ranboo #t!techno #g!ranboo #t!tubbo #PLEASE SQUISKMALLOW IF YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY WRITE THESE ID LOVE TO SEE THEM :D #t!tommy #g!wilbur

[blueteller]

I really love your theories so I have a question for you, what do you the sealed tests were ?

Reading it, I felt like they had way to much informations and stuff happening in it to not be a real world somewhere and then Raon kinda said he sorta remember Dodam so it can't really be another earth because I feel like Raon would not be feeling Dodam either so maybe another timeline ?

Do you think they'll come back at some point ?

That's an excellent question! I've given it a lot of thought, myself.

Personally, I think the twist is that instead of all tests being illusions, each one worked on completely different mechanics: it was to fool the people undertaking the tests to make them stuck for as long as possible, if not indefinitely, and absorb their despair at being trapped.

The first test was an extra one: unofficially called "test of despair", courtesy of Clopeh.

This test was an "illusion of conditionally alternative reality". The world itself was fake, however, the God of Despair had limited influence over it, due to it being heavily based on the TCF reality. I imagine the God of Despair used up a lot of his power for that one.

That reality was altered in two key ways: one, Cale Henituse did not exist. As in, he wasn’t a member of the Henituse family and was never born there. Two, the White Star was replaced by an avatar of the God of Despair, who made himself look like Cale Henituse. It was to trick Cale's group into fighting an "evil Cale", then display the footage in the real world and present it as "Cale's group betraying him". This scheme ultimately failed, because of the God of Death's cintamani. I am not sure what the passing requirement actually was in that test – because the Sealed God himself destroyed that test before it was finished. He probably figured he had a better chance of tricking Cale into using Embrace on him and using it to control him, somehow. Another scheme failed because of the God of Death – who had Cale use his Divine Item to seal him.

The rest of the tests followed the "standard format" of the Sealed God's temple: sadness, sloth, failure, indignity, and wrath.

The test of sadness was based on a person's memory. That was all there was to it. No alternations, no changes. Pretty simple. To pass it, you needed to "accept your sadness" – the same way Cale had to "accept the despair yet to come" in his test back on Earth 2.

The next test was a lot trickier. It was still based on memory, but it had specific properties: indulgence and numbness. It made the person gradually forget that they're in a test at all. It might seem simple on the surface, but in my opinion, it was the most dangerous test of all. Because once you forget you're in danger at all, how can you defend yourself? Luckily, it seems all of Cale's friends managed to pass that one somehow, even thought the passing requirement was never quite made clear to me. I suppose you just needed to "let go of indulgence" and move forward to face the difficulties of the real life.

The test of failure is where things get interesting. It was intended as an "impossible task" kind of test. As Choi Han's case with Harris Village had shown, it was a test where you experienced a failure of your past in a continuous loop. Try as hard as you can to correct your failure, it was an illusion where reality was actively against you. Choi Han should have no problem returning to Harris Village on time, knowing there was an attack coming. And yet the test made him fail over and over. Choi Han was implied to eventually out-stubborn the test, which is truly impressive, as Clopeh believed such a thing was not possible, and the solution was to "accept failure" in order to proceed.

The test of indignity is the strangest of them all; because all signs show that it was the only one where an Actual Alternate Reality was involved.

From what we know about Single-Lifers, such as Choi Han, they’re the only ones who are able to travel between dimensions in their own bodies without issues – of course in Part Two (slight spoiler alert!) we are introduced to Cale's mirror, another Divine Item from the God of Death. However, even with the mirror or the Hunters, they're all required to pay a price for such travel. Even during their travel to the murim world, Cale and his group needed to change appearance in order to "fit in".

That's because regular people are not meant to dimension-travel. Such things seem to be usually only for Gods, Wanderers or other divine beings. For Variables, such as transmigrators, it's necessary to change bodies to "native" ones when they change dimensions.

It is no coincidence that while Choi Han just got dropped into the TCF universe out of nowhere, Cale's soul was placed in the body of a local. That's because he couldn't be simply transported in his own Korean body. Notice how in each test, except the indignity one, Cale and the others were in their own bodies. Only in this one they were all temporarily transmigrated into someone else – although with how 20-year-old Kim Rok Soo was still inside Cale during the Sealed God's test, it's clear that the God of Despair doesn't switch souls, but temporarily places a second soul in another person's body.

That's why I'm 100% sure the indignity test was the only one with a real other universe involved. There were also differences Cale noticed, such as the absence of the Super Rock in the villa. It wasn't an illusion world based on his memories. It was a different world entirely. But it was still similar enough for the Sealed God to choose it his test target, as the same thing happened with Earth 2.

And finally, we got the last test: wrath.

While the extra test was an illusion of an alternate reality, sadness was a memory, sloth was a mind-numbing trap, the failure was a time loop, and indignity was another world… wrath is the only one which is 100% fiction.

It is a world crafted by a sneaky temple AI for one purpose only: to piss you off.

The thing is, if Cale hadn't thought that nonsense of how "kids complaining about food" et cetera are things that "make him angry", his test would probably be a little different. Because, let's be clear here: if the White Star truly had won over Cale, he would never let him live peacefully with the kids. Especially not comfortably enough for them to complain about such mundane thing as food.

The temple took Cale's absurd suggestions and meshed them all with the vision of what truly pissed Cale off: the White Star winning and doing whatever the hell he wanted. If the White Star had won, he wouldn't leave a single one of Cale's allies alive. …Especially not Raon, whom that bastard threatened to cut his heart out of and feed it to Cale.

The point is: logically, the wrath test made no sense. There wasn't any internal consistency to it – even illusion!Eruhaben himself pointed out it did not make any sense. Clopeh's version of the wrath test was seeing Cale and his group in jail and awaiting a trial, as if that would ever happen! If Cale got caught, they would have tortured and killed him, not involving any legal procedures. What would even be the point?

From my observation, the only way to pass this test is to cool off – so unless you're able to defeat whatever it is that "makes you angry", you'd be stuck. Which, honestly, doesn't seem like a very effective trap to me… but I suppose making someone pissed off enough makes them reckless (as seen by Cale bleeding and all over the place and beating up the White Star with a rock like there's no tomorrow…), which is quite dangerous in itself. And if a person manages to pass all the previous tests without issues, it would make sense that anger could be their final weakness.

To answer your final question - do I think Dodam!verse will come back at some point?

Yes. Absolutely.

So yeah - that's my take on the Sealed God's temple tests. I hope you enjoyed it!

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf meta #tcf theory #analysis #sealed god's temple #sealed god's tests #despair test #sadness test #sloth test #failure test #indignity test #wrath test #q&a #replies

[abombihoney]

she did not, in fact, say Leif bug fables

#didnt play animal crossing for a while and got back on and isabelle said leif was visiting #and i dead ass was like LEIF BUG FABLES/?? HUH #took me forever to remember leif the sloth i was like i KNOW she dont mean leif bug fables but i couldnt remember who leif was lmao #bug fables #tangentially #acnh #my art #comic #me #q

[kayzero]

hello kay kayzero what are the names and etymology of weekdays and months 👁️👁️

so the first thing you have to understand is what the setting is based around. because i have an obsession, the ragtag group of plucky adventurers who defeated the angelic oppressors are named after the seven sins. Peccatum, the name of the planet, is Latin for Sin.

so the Leader of about 80% of all humanity on the planet is Lady Pride. her secretary, who everyone in the Prideful Nation sees as her second-in-command (but everyone who knows them knows that it Cannot lead anyone in anything) is V, the sin of envy.

V is fanatical in its devotion to Pride, and coincidentally was the one who made the discovery that led to both the length of a year—which corresponds to the Angelsbane’s growth cycle (exactly 343 days to grow, bud, bloom, wither, die, and regrow)—and the space between pulses and amount of pulses in a day—exactly 78,400—and yes, it sat there and manually counted.

so because it gathered this data itself, it was granted the honor of naming the days and the months. it also named the weeks, which are used mostly for formal announcements and research papers, but for the most part people just go with “the Xth week of this or that month”.

anywho,

Months

named after flowers associated with each Sin

Cyclamen

Dianthus

Dahlia

Gentiana

Gazania

Helenium

Belladonna

then we have

Weeks

mostly adjectives that V associated with each Sin (who was then told by Pride to get rid of the ones that were more insulting)

Prideful, Excellent, Primary, First

Envious, Silver, Shifting, Second

Wrathful, Combative, Enduring, Third

Lovely, Radiant, Musical, Fourth

Greedy, Golden, Wealthy, Fifth

Gluttonous, Hungry, Indulgent, Sixth

Sleeping, Last, Silent, Seventh

and finally,

Days

gemstones

Amethyst

Emerald

Ruby

Sapphire

Topaz

Carnelian

Opal

#kay q&a #kay original #fantasy #worldbuilding #game development #Peccatum #small town heroes #seven sins #you might notice that Lust and Sloth don’t have their sins added to the list of Week adjectives #Lust asked to be kept out because he is (ironically) asexual and doesn’t want to be overly-associated with sex #Slothful was originally on the list but the Church of the Cycle opposed the addition #because Lady Sloth is like. the Cyclical Goddess’ number 0 blasphemer #the ultimate heretic #and because the Church survived through the Angelic Oppression they’re the largest religion in the world and thus have significant influence #if Lady Sloth opposed them and wanted Slothful appended Pride would have backed her #but she didn’t really care #feel free to ask more questions about anything i love answering them

[sloth-space]

okay, hear me out- headcanons for a little terezi? (/lh /nf)

Good idea!!Sorry this took so long!!

Regressor!Terezi

Terezi while big eats chalk, so little Terezi puts everything in her mouth

She regresses to about 2-6 in human years

She lives in her dragon cape when she’s little

(This one is partially canon, but I had to add it) Terezi loves playing imaginary. Her scalemates all have names, jobs, and backstories. They have a very elaborate courtroom drama going on

She also has a journal where she has profiles for all the scalemates and notes on the game

She loves the Wings of Fire graphic novels, How To Train Your Dragon, and Dragon Tales

She always mispronounces her own name as Tezzi

#sloth brain #sloths q #homestuck agere #homestuck headcanons #homestuck #regressor terezi #Little!terezi #sfw agere #agere #age regression #fandom agere #agere headcanons

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

Dr. Sloth: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Francis Q. Slothberg Esq lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

#neopets #neotag #incorrect quotes #incorrect neopets quotes #Doctor Sloth #Doctor Frank Sloth #Dr Sloth #Dr Frank Sloth #Source: Incorrect Quote Generator #Fun Fact: On the FAQ page for Neo's Terms & Conditions it's implied that Sloth's full name is actually Francis Q. Slothberg Esq.

[theworstsimblr]

#me wanting to show off the cute sloth pattern on bianca's nightgown lmao #soda fountain legacy #ts3 #the sims 3 #sims 3 #berry sweet legacy #berry sweet sims #SF1 #Bianca Aether #q

[lunarblue21]

Sid in IA1: has basically zero plot relevance; is disconnected or really, more unconnected from the humans (the overriding element tying everyone together) in his backstory; functions primarily as a supporting comic relief to lighten the tone of Manny and Diego's heavier backgrounded stories in the main plot, is the one character most easily subtracted from the cast if need be, because he has NO relevance to the "destruction humans cause" plots in Manny and Diego's backstories nor does he have any impact on Diego's redemption arc since Diego's heart changes because Manny saves him, making him rethink everything and because of Roshan's love towards him whilst Sid contributes basically nothing to either of those arcs that give both Manny and Diego character development as their own characters and because of their impact on each other, they help each other grow. Sid meanwhile, has no character growth/development in IA1. He ends the same character as he was in the beginning.

Sid in the sequels: shoehorned into plot relevance by basically making him into a Black Hole Sue where everything revolves around him - IA3 is an egregious example of this, the only exception is IA4, where the cast becomes sort of an "ensemble" again a la IA1 but with character development lacking, unlike IA1, where Manny and Diego have strong character development during their arcs - still has virtually zero character development despite being made a plot-driver in the sequels, has lost his function of the comic relief to support/uplift Manny and Diego's darker-toned arcs and essences as characters since he is squished into a "main character" role when Sid is best suited as a "supporting character" since his entire IA1 purpose was to provide leaven and a contrast to Manny and Diego's more sombre tones and circumstances.

Taking all of that away from him in a comedic context leaves Sid an empty vessel of a character in the sequels.

#Ice Age #Ice Age meta #Ice Age feels #Sid the sloth #a comparison between IA1 and the sequels re: Sid #Sid is the worst-written character across the entire franchise and it shows #at least in IA1 he had some depth (though his decency was lacking) but in the sequels #he was flanderised into the worst parts of his selfish/rude/insensitive behaviour he already exhibited in IA1 #so yeah this is why you don't put your character with the least depth as a plot-driver #Manny and Diego (Diego ESPECIALLY!) deserved better plots and a real role in the sequels and this is how Sid stole that from him! #also credit to Leguizamo becos he tried out THIRTY different voices for Sid in IA1 before landing on the lisp #he put more effort into the character than HIS WRITERS ever did 🤷‍♀️ #writing criticism #criticism of a character from a writing standpoint #q

[makiswirl]

Do you have any favorite HCs about (03) Wrath?

OGUGHGH i love 03 wrath... hes such a little guy 🥺 ofc!

his favourite colour is blue! I DON'T KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT HIM JUST LIKE.. REEKS BLUE AND PURPLE TO ME.

would probably like painting and colouring! would try to eat and chew on crayola crayons because of the wax smell

would LOVE rabbits. definitely the type of kid to pester their parents about getting a pet

monster high enjoyer in a modern au (his favourite would be lagoona)

favourite food is rigatoni

even if not being reincarnated into LITERAL wrath he would've had anger issues as a kid. gets into tiny sprawls on the playground and stuff

would like cherry pop rocks :)

collects rocks and funky gems/crystals even during canon

#macchi.txt #fma #fma 03 #wrath the furious #i love 03 wrath sm honestly hes my fav besides lust #I ALSO LOVE SLOTH AND GREED BUT LIKE.. WHOO.. #nothing coherent here sadly but i think hes skrunkly #q

[thepariahcontinuum]

🦥

Here. Have a sloth.

Excellent

#Q&A #ask me anything #AmA #Sloth #RwbyCrackheadShipper

[justarandomsloth]

FAKE FIC TITLE IVE GOTCHU

Waterfalls of Sorrows

In between Living and Lies

In Paintings so divine

To be the Glory and thine Power

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THEM ALL! JUST HQVE FUN WOTH THEM ❤️❤️❤️

AYUP THANKS FOR THE AMAZING PROMPTS!!!! (They’re just so good and I hope I can do them justice!!!)

In Between Living and Lies

—Phil, Wilbur, and Techno are heroes (or villains I can’t decide) that work for their own private organization. Recently they’ve been developing a new technology that can infuse with liquid to give the user special abilities (potions).

Wilbur gets his hands on a shrinking potion and decides to test it out. He is AMAZED at just how big everything is and takes the opportunity to explore. After a bit he finds a small hole in the baseboard and he decides to explore the walls and try to find out what’s been making scratching noises for the past few weeks.

He doesn’t worry about rats because he’s confident in his powers but what he doesn’t expect to find is a trio of tiny teens.

—At first things are hostile as Wilbur is suspicious and honestly, a little freaked out by the tiny people living in his walls. He quickly warms up to them however as he gets to know them. Now in his free time he steals potions and visits the teens whenever he can.

—It all goes well for about a month until the Sbi’s shared house gets attacked. They were all preparing to attack their rivals when Wilbur suddenly remembered the teens and ran back into the house (despite the shouts from Techno and Phil)

He hates it but he has to use his powers to lure the borrowers out because he just doesn’t have time.

He hopes they will understand.

—

In Paintings So Divine

—Tommy’s hobby is painting and honestly, he’s gotten pretty good at using dollar store paints. Sure they absolutely SUCK and only come in a few colors but he’s learned to use them artfully.

One night he decided to work on something abstract so he drew a HUGE forest with a small man standing in the middle of it.

The teen was almost done but he had used up all of his yellow and blue on the man’s clothes. Begrudgingly he ran to the dollar store to pick up more paints.

—Wilbur didn’t know how he got here, or where he came from. All he knew is that he liked to play guitar and his name was Wilbur. He remembered having a brother and a father and he remembered the special bond the three of them shared. Speaking of Phil and Techno, where were they?!! He jumped off of the easel and began to pace around on the table below.

—Tommy comes back only to find that the man from his painting is missing and instead he seems to be pacing around on the table in front of him?! Also he’s only a few inches tall!?!! WHAT THE HELL!?

—

To Be the Glory and Thine Power

—Tommy doesn’t want to live this life anymore. He is a sizeshifter that had been captured at a young age by the tyrant Dream and he’s tired.

He doesn’t know how long he’s been used as the secret weapon of the king but he doesn’t want to be that way anymore.

Maybe that’s why one day when the castle is under siege he takes his opportunity and he runs. Along the way he meets Phil and the others. What he doesn’t know is that Phil is the opposing king of the neighboring country.

-He follows them back and starts to adjust to his new life. Tommy tries his best to hide his powers but one day he has no choice but to shift large to protect them.

Little does the teen know that instead of being terrified of him they are empathetic and truly care about him.

—Cue comfort as they try to make him realize that he IS more then what Dream trained him to be and that he’s like part of the family.

—

I hope these are good and that you like them!! Hopefully they’re not too similar! (sorry if these are weird, I wanted to experiment and have fun with them!)

(Also yes I hope you don’t mind but I took inspiration from your au for my last fake fic because it’s so good and I love your writing so much!!)

#mcyt g/t #g/t fake fic titles #dsmp g/t #i hope you enjoy #t!tommy #t!wilbur #t!philza #t!tubbo #t!ranboo #t!techno #g!wilbur #g!tommy #g!philza #g!techno #Sloth Q’s

[serial-doubters-club]

Sins Week 2022 | Day 6: Sloth (White) | Fandom: Inuyasha | Pairing: Sesshomaru x Sango (SessSan)

Rating: G | Words: 872 | Tags: Sesshomaru x Sango, SessSan, Married SessSan, Married Couple, Married Life, Pregnancy, Pregnant Sango, Adult Sango, Romance, Love, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Romantic Fluff, Comfort, Not Canon Compliant, Canon Universe, Canon Era, Canon Setting, Sesshomaru doesn't know how pregnancy works, but who cares

Summary: Sesshomaru and Sango couldn't be more different when it comes to how they spend their time, but one very important thing puts them on a level playing field.

READ ON AO3

#sins week #sins week 2022 #sin in living color #Day 6: Sloth (White) #sept 23 #sesshomaru #sango #sesshomaru x sango #sesssan #sesssan fanfiction #inuyasha fanfiction #inuyasha #danica writes #hakomorebi on ao3 #q

[kadextra]

I was thinking about which seven deadly sins our 3 demons show the most traits of, so here’s an analysis :D

q!Mouse, pride & maybe sloth? pride for obvious reasons, she’s very proud of her demon heritage, and of herself. sloth because I remember her mentioning how she really likes getting what she wants without having to do much

q!Tina, wrath & envy. wrath is hatred, and she has a lot of self-hate about being a demon, showing that by self-destructively filing down her horns. when angered she will dip into her “demon voice” and make these super unhinged violent threats. she acts envious, selfish, and possessive over what she deems as hers, often being people- she literally got jealous over the sun touching her girlfriend’s skin like??

q!Bad, gluttony/greed/wrath. he has that infamous gluttonous appetite, always wondering if he can eat something. I think it applies here as gluttony for pain/punishment too, working so hard to help others even if doing so causes him pain and suffering. (plus he has moments of imagining masochistic scenarios) he’s greedy, with a desire for More whether it be collecting all the items, being rich, etc. and if he lets loose, he becomes wrathfully bloodthirsty + also very self-destructive like with the soul vultures

#qsmp #qsmp mouse #qsmp tina #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp analysis #I need to know more about qmouse’s character #tell me more pls ironmouse

[melodicmercury]

saw a lot of people talking about how the different characters in quackitys streams recently represented each of the deadly sins, e.g tilin representing sloth, richas representing envy

so i did some research! and guess what, the punishment for envy is “being immersed in freezing water for all eternity”

and you’ll never guess where q!quackity ended up at the end of his recent stream! thats right. in a deep pit filled with water.

#qsmp #quackity #qsmp richas #qsmp tilin #this is the smartest ive ever felt ok #I HOPE IM RIGHT WITH THIS

[eldritch-spouse]

Jayde falling into a parasocial relationship and an obsession with a late night radio hostess, when he's doing those night hours while everyone else in the sloth mansion is asleep or dozing off. Thinking that those messages are just for him in that seductive voice.

[Fem reader. Not full parasocial delusion yet, but it'll get there.]

Everyone in Sloth "goes to bed" much earlier than in the other Rings. If you can even call it that, considering royals have the privilege to rot in their rooms all day -Honestly, Jayde doesn't know how they don't fuse to the mattress- Regardless, his point is that days are therefore much shorter, and his window to be productive is very small, enough so that he has to spend it running, so he can maximize results.

But it's worth it, he thinks to himself as he turns the corner to settle down at a small table in a balcony, because he gets to listen to your show without being bothered by anyone.

The view is nice too, he can listen to your sweet, lulling voice as he looks down onto the dimly lit streets of Sloth and pretends you're out there somewhere.

Jayde can't imagine you get many listeners at this hour, probably only people like him tune in, the residents of this Ring who aren't slothful or can't afford to rest at these hours. Besides, he's going to be real, not everyone likes hearing segments about the economy of Sloth. Jayde does, it's part of his job, and a greedy one's duty.

The imp lets himself curve on his seat, elbows on the table, head in his hands, a thin tail swatting while he waits for you to get done purring your introductions. He's really looking forward to tonight's show. You said you'd be doing something special a week ago, a personal Questions and Answers segment right at the end of the show.

Apparently, you've garnered a sizable portion of fans, something that seemed to baffle you when you mentioned it live -Which is puzzling to Jayde, you're clearly extremely charismatic, this was inevitable- And they're all very eager to learn more about their favorite radio host.

But honestly, they're a bit late to the party. Jayde is anything except lazy, so he already got his hands on the dough and figured out a good chunk of your personal information. Jayde knows your full name, your age, he's this close to pinpointing your residency here on Sloth, he's dug through a few of your pretty barren social media accounts to acquire one whole picture of you too.

Honestly, he wishes you had gone for a more modern alternative to radio. Not because he dislikes it, not at all- In fact, Jayde thinks you're passionate and unique to stick to such a traditional and well-loved medium. It feels... Intimate, even. It's just that it's so hard to gleam anything deeper about you when your presence online is so diminished.

He supposes this Q&A will come in handy.

Which is why he submitted more than a few questions for the occasion.

You won't mind that, right? If some of those questions happen to be a little bit more personal, than that's fine, right? After all, you're so down to Earth when you speak to your audience, so level, so close. Jayde thinks of you as an old friend that's always there when things are starting to head down the drain. He pictures you sitting next to him, with your endless wisdom and always updated views on the state of the world, and those pretty eyes. He imagines how they shine when your tone rises in excitement as you cover a particularly interesting topic.

And Jayde likes to think that maybe you'd be interested in knowing a few tidbits about Sloth. More exclusive things only someone in his position could give you...

Jayde could give you a lot of things, actually.

You're not struggling financially, he knows this, but you also can't afford some of the things he regularly helps himself to. He knows this because he's helped out your radio before, hefty amounts, under the pseudonym of "Viridis", which you lovingly call out to in thanks the next night. You respond to these quantities of money that are trivial to him like they're some kind of Lord-send.

And Jayde feels warm inside.

Because the imp knows he could have you starstruck with a few gifts he's thought of. Maybe one day you'll start accept donations through mail, or something similar... Lords, how he'd really love to meet you one day. He bets he can, if he words the request well enough when he reaches out with his next donation.

As for now, he's content to look at that one picture of you he managed to find while he listens to you get through your segments, enjoying his coffee.

" And now, well, I really can't put this off anymore, can I? I thought about doing a break before this, but I'd probably lose my nerve, hah. "

His posture straightens.

" So welcome everyone, to a very special segment! Tonight, I'll be answering all the questions you lovely folk have sent in throughout the week! And my, I have to admit I have quite the bulk of them sitting here on my inbox, hoo boy- Buckle up, it's about to get real embarrassing real fast. "

" But I'm committed to it, because I love you people, and I've gotten to know many of you during these nights, so why not give a little bit of myself in return? "

Jayde's chest feels warm, like it's melting.

" So don't ever say I never did anything nice for you... "

The first few questions unfurl, detailing mostly things Jayde already knew, though he's quick to scramble for his notepad when you talk about your favorite food, favorite movie genre and one of your hobbies. Precious information.

He's looking up how much it costs to maintain said hobby when you move on to the next one.

" Ah, this one here is funny. Someone asked- Would you ever date an imp? "

If Jayde's heart wasn't lodged tightly in his throat before, it is now.

He asked that one.

" Honestly, I don't see what the fuss in ranks is all about. People, we aren't living in medieval times anymore, where you have to marry the same race and the same rank, what would I care if my partner is an imp? I'm not even a demon, that doesn't matter to me! "

" So long as they make me happy, you know? Yeah, I'd date an imp. "

He laughs, damn near cackles on the balcony.

Jayde springs up from his seat and fists the air wildly, beaming in victory.

" YES! " He shouts, immediately remembering where he is and doing the walk of shame back to his seat.

It had been a concern tugging at his heart strings for a while, the thought of you rejecting him due to his rank. Now that that's not an issue, he almost feels overqualified.

Or maybe he's just high from that one little victory.

" I'll tell you more- I have a friend of mine who actually dated an imp for the longest time and they had such a good time together, she felt much safer than she did with some high-rankers who had tossed her eyes. "

" I don't know guys, I think people make way too much of a big deal about this. "

Yes. Yes, they do.

But you're not like them. Jayde knows you're so much better.

There's some silence from your part.

" Huh... There's a few of these. "

The greedy imp's smile wobbles. Yeah, Jayde might have overdone it with the romantic questions.

" What's your ideal date, someone asks- Hmm, well I can't really say I have a very defined idea in mind! Sometimes you get the best moments of your life in totally random circumstances, right? I guess, maybe,... "

Jayde readies his pen.

This Q&A thing is really useful, you should do these segments more often.

Tonight's really going to help when you two plan your first date.

He's asked enough questions that it just can't go wrong!

#Jayde oc

[deedala]

🍂Weekly Tag Wednesday🍂

Hi friends/buddies/pals/nuggets/bitches/etc!! In the spirit of staying connected, gathering lore, and animal enrichment— every Wednesday one of a mysterious gaggle of bitches will provide a new tag game for your enjoyment. It'll be different, but we're for sure still gonna have some fun 💖

We're kicking off with a little Q&A that is maybe somewhat seasonally relevant!

Name: Deanna🌱

Age: noel-aged (haha! it's back)

Favorite color: mint🍃

What emoji best describes your current mood? 🤡

What season is it where you are right now? autumn🍁

Were you up before or after the sun this morning? before 😩

Are you currently in possession of a pumpkin? Yes I am.

Do you prefer to carve or paint your jack-o-lanterns? Paint!!

Do you have a favorite pumpkin-spice flavored treat? If so, what is it? Usually I'm not a fan of the flavor but recently I was introduced to the iced pumpkin cream chai tea oatmilk latte from sbux and i am a little bit obsessed. ☕

What's your favorite season and what's your favorite pie that you associate with it? Autumn and pumpkin pie!! 🥧

We're having a pot-luck, what are you going to bring? Can I just bring a fuckton of freshly baked pillsbury crescent rolls? Cuz I am, that's what I'm bringing, I'm lazy. 🥐🥐🥐

It's chilly outside and you need a hot drink in your hands, what are you drinking? Coffee, oatmilk, vanilla creamer <3

Will you be wearing a costume for Halloween? Is it ready? Probably not, but if i need one in a pinch I have a sloth kigurumi on deck. 🦥

Finally, what's something you've made or done recently that you're proud of? feeling p good about my artsy gif experiments lately. 🎨

And now I shall tag (zero pressure, only forehead kisses) some nuggets: @too-schoolforcool @michellemisfit @darlingian @auds-and-evens @tsuga-of-mars @7x10mickey @jrooc @gallawitchxx @howlinchickhowl @ardent-fox @suchagallabitch @purplemagpie @tanktopgallavich @crossmydna @transmickey @grossmickey @lee-ow @mikhailoisbaby @gardenerian @mickeysgaymom @sirrudo @sweetbee78 @rereadanon @thepupperino @mmmichyyy @metalheadmickey @energievie @creepkinginc @heymrspatel @babygirlmickey @sleepyfacetoughguy @lingy910y @suzy-queued @sickness-health-all-that-shit @juliakayyy @vintagelacerosette @mybrainismelted @tellmegoodbye @callivich @scurvgirl @themarchg1rl @imikhailo @gofionaonthem

#tag game #weeklytagwednesday #weekly tag wednesday